STUPID FACEBOOK POSTS #3

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to everybody who eats McDonald's y'all are eating human bodies from aged 18 and under do your research daniela left job at full-time mommy march 8th to 2016 single mom kid died logan a girl a see you tomorrow oh yeah that's definitely an lol moment right there bro yeah my child just died Lowell next up Karen posted this into flat earth society dot org Tsarist today at my kids school this is just outrageous if this is what they are teaching my kids I'm gonna start homeschooling them instead feeling angry imagine being a grown adult and getting genuinely outraged at the fact that there is a globe of planet Earth in a school while you're being homeless is a choice being homeless is a choice being homeless is a choice being homeless is a choice being homeless is a choice being homeless is a choice well at least in America I've seen so many people asking for money when in reality they have two working hands and legs you smart you're very small you were genius the Bible was written entirely by the greatest American who ever lived Jesus is this a joke or it's called history sweetie look it up how about you look up how to spell the word sweetie that might be a good start or maybe they genuinely meant to say sweaty it's called history sweaty look it up Surgeon required I'm looking for a trainee medic to remove this from my recently departed cousin and stitched a skin onto my shoulder [Laughter] I'm scared the government will find and kill me but I need to come clean I worked for NASA as a CGI expert trust me the earth is flat I was stationed on the Sun for 11 years and took lots of pictures of the Flat Earth I will post them once I find a safe place to develop the film there's nothing more honourable than being stationed on the Sun by NASA I've heard it's nice and hard out there bro whenever I see a cat with a collar I take it off I do this is childhood the cats are always thankful and if it can't decides to leave you and your household a collar will not hold her back anyways I saw some guy updated his cover photo invite me to your house my boyfriend dumped me because he met another girl online he doesn't know that the other girl is meet catfish again you cannot be a Facebook post that has free dimensional emojis in the background ok so this woman posted in landlords and real estate investors Facebook groups saying does anyone else feel like their tenants don't appreciate them we work our asses off every day to provide high quality housing and never once do they give us a tip on our rent do your tenants tip I feel like at least 10 to 15% would be a nice thank you after all we provide a valuable community service excuse me what imagine being that entitled that you expect a tip on rent money next thing you know people are gonna have to be paying a 10 to 15 percent hit on some xbox live membership ok so next up somebody sent in a post to atheist vs. Christians debate central oh no this should be interesting I've been dating this guy but here's a cat that he's had for a few years and personally I think he's way too attached to it and affectionate about it sometimes he'll get home and sees his cat and goes there's my girl and pet her when I'm like right there in the same room this just seems like way too much attention for a grown man to be lavishing on a cat of all things do you think I could just to get rid of it take your second brief then think you're jealous of a cat and she thinks he's the one with a problem first of all why Cisco jealous of a cat's secondly ysus being posted an atheist versus Christians debate central Facebook page yeah my cat just stole my boyfriend uh do you mind if I post that in the atheists vs. Christians debate central just a warning if you're ordering from tandoori Mahal in Camby you might get a chicken's head and if you thought this first part of the post was utterly horrendous just you wait until you see the comments oh my god does your dad still do delivery runs for this place no he got psyched for talking to underage girls kiss oh really okay was just wondering thanks for clearing that up how did this happen okay so Pixie Lott posts onto her Facebook saying still waiting for the Easter Bunny and she's attached this image to the post and then this dude who's a top fan could Tommy who decides to send this image in the comments ok I'm not quite sure that was the Easter Bunny she's looking for mate teachers are already overpaid I say lower teachers wages I mean maybe they should lower the wages of the teachers this person had because honestly they must have had a very poor education judging by the spelling in the sentence the real Donald Trump has been kidnapped and replaced with a copy that is identical in every way except this one is a globe believer we want the real Donald Trump back we want America's first flat president we are finally ready for world we live in today where men dress like that that's Christina Aguilera I love hats Netflix that replies to this dude like it's not even some random Facebook mom it's literally Netflix can we get a rip in the chat please does anyone know how to get a cease to lugnut off I've tried every tool including an axe okay okay okay since when was using an axe a good ideas this isn't minecraft Hunger Games bro how could you possibly count with the idea of using an axe on something that requires precision it just don't understand it it's cancer really that harmful or is in fact the treatments that are killing us it's not actually the cancer which is killing you is the treatments that you're getting in hospital definitely 100% accurate I bet the person who posted this dropped out of science class in the fourth grade fried forts but how is it right the world is one big massive place right but every country has different times and dates literally I don't understand how it's all different times than that how does that work the sons at different places of the world different times son can't be everywhere at the same time so we have different times to suit daylight oh my god that's absolutely mental how does the world know which way the sons can I go you smart you were genius yo I'm done disclaimer this is not okay what could this possibly be was outrage this person oh my god removed the word Brown from the dictionary right now this is just so offensive Apple announces its first new ipod in four years good because I refuse to buy my 17-year old a cell phone I'll get him one of these and he could text me when he's on Wi-Fi and can order an uber to take him home from school 17 huh that kid must be counting down the days until his next birthday what's he say teen he's not my problem anymore you won't be his either I think it's pretty gross people breastfeed it's not milk it's body fluids might as well feed your little one your P we have bottles and formula that's meant to feed your baby stop giving your body fluid a classy name by calling it milk it's not milk milk comes from cows it's almost like saying almonds make milk idiots everywhere idiot so everywhere huh you make a good point another reason why the moon change in different angles Flat Earth proof when your neighbor decides to mow in the middle of their day thanks for waking my kid up who needs a nap and now won't go back to sleep yeah there's nothing worse than when somebody's outside mowing their lawn at a perfectly socially acceptable time I'd understand if they were complaining about this guy mowing the lawn at 3:00 a.m. or something but at midday come on someone is clearly lying here you believe NASA over your own eyes Mars reality NASA CGI ladies don't ever believe it when a man tells you he wants to be alone it really means he just wants to be with other options and other people I've seen this so many times and men if you tell a gal that remember that you're a massive piece of sh and they will know that you're already with someone else why can't just be alone laughing my ass off getting ready for my shift and wake up to this she keyed my boots because I don't have a car what the is my life right now she keyed my Lambo feeties my chevre legs [Music] I mean all respect for this guy went out the window when he called his shoes Lambo feeties I'm not gonna lie I feel pretty bad for the dude I mean he hasn't even got a car to his girlfriends like what else can i terrorize if I can't Kia's car let's just key his timberlands anyways guys I sit for the third episode of stupid Facebook posts I really hope you guys have enjoyed and honesty I didn't expect a series to do so well you guys seem to be finding all the episodes so far really funny so fingers crossed this one is up to the standard of the first two so yeah see you guys in the next video subscribe to the channel if you're new and check out the other episodes and I will see you later [Music]
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Channel: Fainted
Views: 1,145,682
Rating: 4.9399776 out of 5
Keywords: memes, facebook, posts, meme, stupid facebook posts, facebook memes, facebook fails, facebook posts, dumb facebook posts, dumbest facebook posts, dumbest facebook posts ever, facebook fail, funny, funny posts, funny facebook, fainted
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Length: 10min 17sec (617 seconds)
Published: Fri Jun 07 2019
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