How is Twitter free? #107

save a couple images here from a page called images that might be cursed oh no no sprained my wrist doc said apply ice every 25 minutes he's iced up baby i'm actually actually sent this picture to his doctor though he's like thanks for the advice doc i'm gonna keep applying ice and it was just like bro not quite the ice he was thinking of hey what's up cuties my name's fainted and welcome to how is twitter free the seriously you guys tagged me in funny tweets and i read them out bro if you end up enjoying definitely subscribe because i post an episode of this series every single week let's go to this day i think i could clear these yeah dude i don't know if you guys ever seen this tv show i think it's called like total wipeout or something but pretty much like nine times out of ten when people would try this they'd always end up freaking crashing into the water and die okay they didn't actually die but failing and it just looks so easy but to be fair it's probably just one of those things that does appear to be easy but isn't i mean you can kind of see like how wet and soggy they are in like the little mud splatters down the side my guess is when you bounce on them like your feet just go but yeah um can somebody please create a water park like this in the uk so i can actually try this no way i finessed little nurse x this story all begins where this person tweets bro little nas x cash shut me ten dollars so i can get banner of bread hashtag better than santa and they'll now sees and says what's your cash app i'm gonna send a hundred dollars how about me i'ma stop streaming holiday what's your cash app queen and this guy says her cash app is and then he sends through his little cash app tag and then he gets a text message little now sex send you 200 oh yes no way so yeah basically this lava dude actually uh replied with his own cash app and not actually hers little sex got baited that's a story to tell the grandkids bro i don't think there's many more interesting ways you can make 200 and then he replies to his own tweets saying at a little it's a scam this is photoshop because honestly like how could lil nasa actually believe this bro it's like if you can ask someone for their cash app you should probably wait for them to reply not some random dude on twitter who could just take anybody's cash app and which was proven to be correct because they sent through their own 21 savage just got me an a on my english assignment so we have barry my heart honors a.l bury my heart i rather have loyalty than love cause love really don't mean jack see love is just a feeling you can love somebody and still stab them in their back it don't take much to love you can love somebody just by being attached see loyalty is action you can love or hate me and still have my back and turns out this is plagiarism because this is actually a little quote from a 21 savage song and then here we have assignment details bury my heart honors american literature a formative assessment click on a plus and the teacher says excellent work your choice of words flows well with the topic of love exquisite and then 21 savage sees this and quotes it yes sir thank you 21 savage game people a plus is out here that's something to be proud of bro and it's just even more reassurance of the quality of your lyrics i mean that was beautiful ha finesse the chipotle sign he just has an image of the chipotle sign chilling in the back of his car okay daddy john and then chipotle sees this and replies now how are people gonna know what to get not my problem man woke up today and decided to choose violence do not mess with daddy john aka mr steal your mom like mr steal your chipotle son i just love how chipotle replied to the tweet though and they're like willing to go along with the joke they could have been like excuse me that is stolen properly you need to return that within the next 24 hours we're calling the police instead they're vibing with this guy how it started how it's going so it begins with this very complicated epic maths here and now this is how it's going 10 plus 10 equals 20. who needs math class when you have a calculator on your phone this is deep my mom discovered a spreadsheet my dad made to plan his week off work in 2000 wait is in the year 2000 things to do during dad's holiday go to the park go to the cinema brackets chicken run go to the beach going to save baba boy potty train martha play baseball over the field kiss mum go to the farm go to the cinema break stuart little yep that's old school oh man 20 years ago young fainted would have only been one years old if that the kids asked if they could write let it snow on the windows the bottom is what can be seen from the road tits now and then just got the le right round the corner yeah i can kind of see why those kids wanted to write that now works out nicely i can't let it stop let it snow let it snow so karinakov tweets out a picture of herself captioned alone hi corinna in this tweet you say alone but although you were technically alone in this picture someone had to have taken that picture other than you would love some clarification thanks girl have you ever heard of a tripod carl no i haven't we'll look into it thanks follow me karina does low ratio sometimes you've got to take him for a test run before you buy him so wholesome man miley cyrus wakes up and chooses violence so once again miley cyrus is going sicko mode on the tick tock app with her replies and yeah let's check some out if miley cyrus comments i'll dye my hair whatever color she wants shave it [Music] if miley comments i'll get whatever she says tattooed on my ass let's left cheek ride right cheek i love how the left cheek gets to be in capital letters but the right side isn't if miley cyrus comments on this i'll do whatever she tells me to do freak someone in your parents bed miley oh wow she's giving out some interesting advice man next up we have a couple of instagram dms captioned short story so this person gets a message on their instagram saying hey can you do me a favor hey what's up i'll tell you this once stop talking to my man block him and move who the frick is your man stop talking to him and commenting on each other's posts and stuff you're some freaking weirdo so what you've never spoken to him since when did i comment on his stuff at all okay i'm sorry he isn't really my man i just needed to make sure you're not speaking to him basically i really want to mess him up could you try to get him to open up to you and then screenshot and send them me so i can expose him please like try to get dirt on him or something it's just i've always liked him but he's never spoke to me or applied to any of my dms so if i can't have him i'll get dirt on him and expose him so no girl can have him please i've tried messaging him of many accounts but he never applies to my dms but you have quite a high following so he might reply to you and can he try to get some dirt on him bro do i look like a setup girl please from girl to girl have you never liked a guy and he doesn't reply to you or doesn't even know you exist do you know how that feels and i can't keep messaging him off many accounts because if he suspects anything he will never reply to anyone and all my plans will be ruined so if you get dirt on him he won't get suspicious because you have lots of followers yeah you need help i'll even pay you if you can get dirt on him i'm not setting no one up stop being a bruh and just help me out bro frick off why do you have to be like this what the frick what have i just read wow this is why i do not ever open up my instagram dm requests people like this can be hitting you up all right so let me get a straight we got a girl here on instagram who has been basically ghosted or ignored by a guy who shares a crush on so then she proceeds to message some random with loads of followers being like are you speaking to my boyfriend who isn't actually her boyfriend so she can then conjure up some kind of conversation to the point where she's like oh yeah can you message him for me for me because he's not replying to my dm so maybe he'll reply to your dm's and then you can get dirt on him and we can expose him it's like i don't get it who are you trying to expose this guy to like is this james charles is this david dobrik is this some massive youtuber like if it's just some ordinary guy who's ghosting you sweetie i don't think you're gonna be able to expose them and end their career you know what i mean and the way that she's even willing to pay if this person can get dirt on that guy wow i mean i don't know about you guys but i wouldn't take that back however some people on twitter disagree money let me go dm her i'm not passing this business opportunity ouch and she would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that meddling girl [Music] her man reading this tweet really her man doesn't even know who she is the way i would have agreed got her to cash up the money and then blocked her think line between love and hate ass you said no to a potential business opportunity miss girl i would have taken that money and warned him anyway geez oh wait yeah that's actually a really good idea so not only could you take the dub of securing the bag in this situation but then you can also help out this guy who potentially has a stalker who's going to try and find him and end him it's kind of like a win-win anyways yeah weird very weird situation oh you're a white kanye fan hi tell me who is in paris then your girl after reviewing the pictures you took of her get out that moment when you can't relate to this tweet because you don't have a girl like okay your girl is calling you a fat sack of poo poo but at least you got one bro i'm just out here reading tweets every sunday with no gf at least i got anime waifu so anyways guys i'ma leave it there hope you enjoyed if you want to see more click on the screen and subscribe bro fist

Channel: Fainted

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Length: 10min 58sec (658 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 13 2020