FUNNIEST TEXT MESSAGES #4

my heart is still broken i'm so sorry have you tried flex seal hey what's up cuties my name's fainted and today we're gonna be taking a look at some funny text messages i hope you guys enjoy and let's go also please subscribe and um i'll give you a free loaf of bread 100 legit bro i have a confession i'm cheating on you oh my gosh is it with joe no with brad alex jake kevin and sometimes jennifer who is joe joe mama marty dom drop a live grenade when killed achievement unlocked it's like yeah your girlfriend's cheated on you it really sucks but at least you gotta hit her with the joe mama bro you may be dead and buried but at least you managed to get one final roast in um could you deliver no sauce wow you've now ruined my son's christmas i hope you're happy yup what is that ground beef jeez ground beef dude you were so drunk last night i wasn't that drunk dude you put on your mum's red shoes grabbed your dog and skipped around the house screaming we're off to see the wizard seriously yeah seriously hey can we talk about us what's up bestie i just like really want to be more than friends what do you mean bestie why are you doing that doing what bestie message received that's so sad being called bestie three times in a row oh nice a message from bill gates hello ariana may we hook up i own a computer ew no way i only hook up with rich guys uh company omg yes please we hook up mr gate sorry babe you blew it time for gaming instead no please maybe hook up hello gates you sir have blocked you whoa now this is a real savagery [Music] hello neighbor hiya can you freak quietly i'm trying to sleep i'm still at work hello zach emergency meeting sorry wrong person who the freak is the right person i'm sorry you had to see that side of me who the frick is the right person wow that camel's got some drip on eh the boots oh bruh i'm on bro listen edit this picture and remove the dog done bro get it see he removed the guy instead of the dogs funny photoshop moment careful my husband is suspecting us suspecting what do i even know you i'm her husband you were out of my suspects list what the heck i'm sorry my husband was using myself to test you luckily you haven't said anything what could i say i don't even know you this is still her husband i wanted to confirm the trickster i guess if you're gonna be cheating with some dude's wife you gotta have these kind of skills man he passed the husband two-factor authentication i want to tell you something me too okay let's say together three two one say i think we should break up will you marry me see how the heart is all nice and chopped up poor dude but yeah if you're gonna be proposing to someone over text me like what can i say it's about to happen best proposal ever i don't know how to tell her just tell her you're right okay let me practice once on you first i love you i love you too now tell her i already did [Music] how is that a proposal though oh my gosh guys best proposal ever telling a girl on facebook messenger that you'd love her i never knew this was a method of proposing to someone but texts to go i love you on facebook messenger next thing you know you're getting married i'm broke as heck this year so i can't afford a good christmas gift for you but i do have about a terabyte of memes i've collected since january would you accept that that's all i've ever wanted who needs to buy a ps5 for summer's christmas present when you can just give him a terabyte of memes it's the thought that counts bro savage i really love her dude she's 13 and you're 24. age is just a number yeah and jail is just a room you know what dude it's just savage doesn't it just make you want to whip out a laughing emoji when you got a 24 year old trying to date a 13 year old okay my gf smoked me for the first time today and look what this bro texted me i'm going to the hospital why because every time i close my eyes i can't see bro what no way you close your eyes and then you can't see this is unheard of kind of genetic defect does this human have wait a minute no pretty sure that's uh just how it works mate the doctor's to enjoy that one i found out you've been sh i'm a boy of a woman you dirty cheating pig i've packed all my things and i'm leaving you i'm moving back to my sister's house okay see you when you get here that's gonna be a freaking yikes from me doc sometimes you just gotta smash every single chick in the family not just your wife but also her sisters as well mom i'm gonna call 9-1-1 he's inside mom he's going to hear me okay you cool or come home or something bruh mom i'm baby later that day they died a brutal death oh that's a rip dude you text your mom saying i'm gonna call 9-1-1 someone's in the house and she just says gay message to dad where the heck are you hardware store mom's birthday party is right now low's before hoes freaking legend not even turning up at your wife's birthday party hey mom this is my waifu think she's cute so i take it you like chinese no wonder why your room is always locked son she's a freaking cartoon don't you dare say that don't you dare this guy's been willing to share his waifu with you that is an honor have some respect for his anime girl okay sometimes parents just can't understand bro but in my opinion yes she's very cute hopefully this isn't a trap so here we have a sales post of a lenovo y510p gaming laptop for 450 hi i'm wondering if this is still available sorry this is a gaming laptop i'm not selling to women it's not a sewing machine imagine that someone's willing to buy an item you have for sale but nope can't be selling to no girls freaking gamer girls this post right here has single-handedly extinct every single gamer girl but to be fair um i think he's done your solid here you're not a real egal if you're only spending 450 on a gaming laptop you at least need a 2 500 msi rig okay how else you're gonna play minecraft in 60 fps thanks for bringing me coffee that was very sweet of you of course anytime you need coffee i'm there thanks boyfriend oh we calling it that now omg it also corrected best friend because that's what we are best friends and nothing more yep always you can almost see the pain in that message best friends forever dude i'm so ugly i freaked your mom what sorry i thought we were telling each other true facts flirt that is some top tier flirting man lexi's going to fall in love after reading that october 25th 2015 you are so pretty babe i love you so much i love you too baby babe give me time i'll just take a shower okay babe take care october 30th 2020 babe i am done babe how dare you how thick were the dirt of your skin that it took you five years to take a shower five years for a shower baby serious what's made this girl five years down the line be like yeah i want to message this guy it's probably because of kovitz like you just can't leave the house so this chick's like right gotta hit up this guy i used to speak to five years ago or maybe she just was having a five-year-long shower woof message to crush three kilograms of rice one kilogram of salt four kilograms of wheat and half a kilogram of cucumber what the heck is this dude wait where did you unblock me i used to write grocery list here my dog just ran away i'm so sorry to hear that yeah i'm here if you need anything i still have a boyfriend and i still have my dog and the fbi agent says do it bro send it this guy was typing out not sure if he should hit her with it but now he's got the fbi agent confirming yep it's going through hey do you want to be my girlfriend don't you mean girlfriends what you forgot the d check your snapchat and any sense of this you can get that later winky face giant jungkook what the actual he's too smooth he's too smooth there's not many texts i see here that i would actually recommend to you guys in terms of trying to impress somebody like this this is it man you can do it for either girlfriend or boyfriend just miss out the d then obviously they're gonna hit you with you forgot the d and send him a picture of jungkook saying you can get that later with the winky face next thing you know you're in a loving relationship well done hello i'm with apple support and i just wanted to let you know that perpel corp had a virus and nfl was deleted from all your chrome so we need your personal information to create you know account if you decide to not do that you will be bad for every eternity hello scammer this is no scum we need info so you can get banned for lives we had a virus fire us click the link down below and we'll send you free ten thousand dollars no how many likes for you to delete your account dude freak off you post so much offensive stuff i want your page gone whatever bro 50k likes and i'm gone you won't even come close because your page is dead as frick you're gonna regret this okay this is one of these really cringe setup ways to get likes on facebook is it guys if we can get 50k likes i'll delete my facebook page then they get 50k likes and it just it never happens yo guys 50k likes on this video and um i'll delete my channel okay no joke definitely not a joke smash like if you talk like this block me message from crush what's your top free anime omg girl i my hair academia haikyuu hunter and hunter omg i we have the same list pure bay do you ship to the rocky and take you ah yes girl to do you they're so cute um anyways what the heck have i just read i just want to say an apology for all of my pronunciations there bro i have i don't know how to say these names you know dude's really thirsty for a girl when he hits her with the ah yes girl don't hate the player i hate the game hey dumbass stop texting my girlfriend do you want some problems what if i do okay take note if a train is traveling at 72 kilometers per hour on a road of 360 kilometers how much time will it take to arrive damn you man i'll leave her alone just calm down that's better douchebag that's a gcse level maths problem what's the username and password for your wifi username suck on password this um it says the password isn't long enough ouch small pp gang you know what happens when a 40 kilograms kid is jogging with a speed of 8 kilometers per hour and an 8 000 kilogram truck hits him from the back with speed of 50 kilometers an hour um i don't know i'm not good at physics he freaking dies yeah anyway i lost my license today i wonder how message from creeper neighbor hey neighbor what's with the big new fence what's with the binoculars they're for bird watching i'm into birds name one bird right this second um big big bird yeah right enjoy the fence anyways guys i hope you enjoyed the video and if you did click on the screen to watch more and subscribe and i'll see you all in the next one much love peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 532,663

Rating: 4.9671106 out of 5

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Id: b1RkurM5Bq0

Length: 12min 52sec (772 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 26 2020