r/CursedComments | It's amazing what 2 doses of radiation does...

my father is a lawyer and he'll be in touch I'll touch him first oh boy it's episode 11 of cursed comets oh and here's multiple disclaimers did you get all that Japan all of its history Japan after 1945 it's funny what two doses of radiation does to an anime hey ya Christians if you die and Anubis is waiting for you instead of Jesus what would you say Sikh versus GZ boy yeah there were some books on Amazon explaining how to cure autism by drinking bleach Amazon recently pulled the books from your store well I mean technically they're right can't have autism if you're dead so I painted my birth control packet oh god it's this Oh an ER it's the laugh cuz I'm sick out of the warm and into the gloom coca-cola how are you going to make today awesome hashtag National Day of encouragement showing off your smile cheers with the friend high-fiving someone give a cup mint hey so where's the option for flashing 25 pedestrians Hot Wheels ah now that's one way to cook vegetables gay lovers find out they are brothers super smash bros dill to me so wide not like there's a genetic reason to stop no ice no stir no glasses we're redefining how whiskey can be enjoyed introducing the Glanville let capsule collection hashtag no glasses required hey guys I don't know how to tell you this but uh teens are gonna put these in their butts wait what teens I'm 37 and you goddamn know I'm gonna put this up my ass on a second note did we literally just create whiskey type odds because I feel like that's what we just did Oh God that cut is just dude ah I hate that your blood test came back you have no blood no Lauren a man arrested for cutting the brakes on over a hundred electric scooters yeah my my grandpa did this once except he cut the brakes on his car to prank grandma I miss her nothing weird about this picture whatsoever except for the weird sea bug looking Stingaree ass up cat right there that one's kind of spooky that what in the bottom right corner is called the Australian house cat they could be quite dangerous to not Australians on on a serious note I didn't realise scorpions could get that goddamn big that's terrifying that is literally the size of a cat what do you do that comes with a cat door at night do you burn the house down do you like is that just the eviction notice how the [ __ ] you deal with this having a bad day when Danny eats your lunch I mean it's true I always work in my job at the daycare the other day and one of the kids just came right up and stole my sandwich my man has hemorrhoids cyclists are the weirdest looking speed bumps I've ever seen when you started two world wars but now you're actually one of the leading countries and saving the environment well maybe I don't want to be the bad guy anymore well I mean technically killing millions of people is actually good for the environment well I mean not if you burn them are /dance credit doctors have read it what is the most obvious lie a patient has ever told you about their health history patient brought to the ER wise allegedly naked in his bathroom making a salad when he accidentally sat on an upright cucumber you can spray tan a baby totally legal any baby hahaha imagine that you pick up your kiddo from child care and suddenly it looks 20 shades darker happened to be with my wife when our baby was born crazy how nature works I use gonna tell him when you drop your color sock in it [ __ ] shatters crush up the pieces up even more and snort them what up it's called recycling baby babies Hey how funny that we matched I didn't think I'd see you again we've met how do you not remember drunkenly walking into my dorm hmm no I I do not when was this next weekend ah smooth I don't know how but you used the wrong formula and got the correct answer ha Lola this happened to me but instead of a dating site it was a jar of peanut butter and instead of his smooth pickup line I beat up butter god damn it it hurts the laugh because that's sick the view from inside a cheese grater oh so that's what my dick season our slash ask reddit if you're ready username would predict the way you die how will it happen Oh Oh God I'm sorry little one Shh no not like this Philip DeFranco what's a great but underrated movie that not enough people have seen your mom's sex tape well I mean everyone loves an origin story insane people Cora Dora guara legend decora no how do I feel normal I'm a mom I was walking in the hallway when I saw my son's girlfriend giving him a [ __ ] but they did not see me I saw everything it is because is huge like like like at least 10 inches I feel awkward around him now how do I feel more well if it's taught me anything the only option is to Julien in an imaginary jump rope works just as well as a real one what no I can't choke myself with a imaginary jump rope but I'm jerking off that's what workout buddies are for wait what my son was upset with his cut so he turned him into his hero oh my god what the hell oh Jesus Christ Harry Potter in the gas chamber of secrets the secret is that he's moving to Argentina when the Walmart lady asked why I needed so much antifreeze apparently a fruit punch for the trick-or-treaters was not the correct answer okay but when you drink antifreeze you can tell the future my friend drink somebody said he was going to die and he did amazing you are filled with determination well I mean but it depends if it's part of the Jetta side route run Google Bing they ate the greed water actually correction they smoked the green one the only thing missing from the Bing one is some muffled hard bass candy corn gets all the slander every year meanwhile trash ass circus peanuts go by every year with no smoke can can someone please tell me what flavour this is oh yeah it's wd-40 our slash our thoughts if you eat the dead skin from the edge of your fingers does that make you a cannibal no but half of a homeless guy in my freezer kinda does world war two Jews what I'm pretty sure that means you've won a goat star into a free shower how the hell does that happen Oh God look at this wardrobe malfunction who that just I just feels uncomfortable just looking at it a pair of scissors will take care of that real quick there's now a foam mortar launcher that will take your nerf pals to the next level I am lodging nothing but dragon dildos can you imagine just just beating a nerf war just with a heavy thick plop just a massive dragon difference lands in front of you like do you surrender at that point because you better what's your favorite vegetable out of these broccoli potato carrot green beans or asparagus my disabled little brother that's my favorite vegetable back to the time of segregation you thought this was done no it's not the color skin now it's your medical choices I want to go to school that one for vaccinated only York bans unvaccinated children from going to school and their Auntie bags parents are furious well I mean the only difference is those black kids actually grew up to remember also how many of you want to bet and the parents of unvaccinated children are vaccinated themselves I mean food for thought taking date back home her you want again naughty me yes Santa Claus takes off hot girl mask oh ho you just drop I'll also Santa unzips pants get ready you oh ho ho I'm gonna be going up your gym near our slash our thoughts the organ and sneeze our uncannily similar and build up and ending mind-blowing except no one says bless you after all well I mean the priest does Confucius once said we all have two lives the second one starts when you realize you only have one when and why did your second life begin the first one hasn't even started oh how is it like being in the womb it's like oh oh look at that look at its generation one Devastator with all six construct the cons mmm my childhood I always wanted the Devastator transformer joy buy me one now five people can't be sold anymore Ari / roast me Oh No looks like your mom sent you to the store to pick up an extra loaf of bread and you picked up an extra chromosome by mistake rate my pizza pots him Billy was inside I I was also very intoxicated oh my god obviously Jesus Christ this is what my sleep paralysis demon looks like how does how does one go about making a pizza possum tiny turtle found dead with a hundred and four pieces of plastic in its intestines okay so how many baby turtles do we need to clean the ocean our /s credit which movie title best describes your life I'm doing finger guns right now because we're talking about sea Pet Sematary just take my damn up boat happy 29th anniversary of the Garfield strip or John drinks dog semen have a cup of coffee John why Vince don't mind if I do congratulations mr. Arbuckle you are going to give birth to a fine healthy litter of puppies absolutely obviously not a coffee mug there is no handle he looked into it in the first panel you know when you're praying for your kids long life and you remember you gave him the wrong back block twist it was the backpack with the notebooks and lunch it's update time whoo yes I am still around and part of the channel but the mole people are hot on my tracks for discovering the truth behind what McDonald's puts in their chicken nuggets it isn't what you think it's actually if I didn't make it obvious I'm currently sick and the only reason why I'm uploading is because the YouTube algorithm will literally punish me if I don't upload so that's that's cool I don't have a team of editors just did you skedaddle skadoodle get all the work done for me I got to do all this myself so goddamn it follow me on social media now see y'all later

Channel: Oz Media

Views: 1,048,108

Rating: 4.9443893 out of 5

Keywords: reddit, reddit cringe, satire, comedy, funny, r/cursedcomments, cursed comments oz, r/cursedcomments oz, cursedcomments, cursed comments, reddit top posts, top posts, funny posts, funny reddit, pewdiepie

Id: KkCNFcVXSeY

Length: 13min 40sec (820 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 13 2019