r/BlursedImages at 3am... Part 3

this just in God answers prayers of paralyzed little boy no says God oh boy it's that time with a month re / blurred images at 3:00 a.m. it's gonna be another long night oh and here's a disclaimer u.s. Paralympics team refuses to stand during star-spangled banner' those goddamn communists this right only stops in an emergency crying is not an emergency and underneath this sign let's put goofy giving a super sadistic smile in context man 70 308 sentencing for killing sleeping son just in time for Father's Day approve this ad placement and um it took me a little too long to realize what was wrong this image oh boy you look like Scarlett's PSone Agron I don't know about you guys but that cow is super cute but that sheep is looking real shady the reason we need Medicare for all boils down to this the point of a health care system should be to keep people alive and healthy not to make billions of dollars in profits for Grady health insurance companies if you truly cared about every American's health both genders you would use your socialism to get everyone a Dodge Ram during drunk Tober 0% APR financing Dodge Ram owner nice rugged pair of steel-toed crocks Wayne Wyeth $200 knew only wore to work one day got fired could really use the cash 200 or best / 100 thank God they fired you that's horrendous school name change nominations for robert e lee elementary okay that names are rough enough drew brees Elementary Bruce Lee elementary John Cena elementary school a school for friendship and school did you guys open an online poll and expect people to take it seriously oh I lost my virginity to it within men good Ghia with pictures dudes face in the bottom corner makes the picture this is amazing Maya the bee production company on global hunt to find dick artists Netflix six year old with one arm takes on PGA Tour Pros and lose lovebird ripeness chart unripe almost ripe ready to eat getting mushiya looks like your little bird is fit for consumption this floating tent offers you a cool new way to die while camping what if it turns out there's just a little bit of a current and now you're like 20 miles off from the campsite huh this just this is so dumb and this is coming from someone who lives in Idaho where probably most the people who buy this will be in my state dear police I am a white woman let's just slowly zoom out here dizzy I ordered one large pizza and when it came idk if it was a joke but literally nothing on it just the crust no sauce cheese toppings nothing Jessie we would like to hear more about this order please contact us at Pizza Hut calm /ph cares no you don't with the details SBU my bad fam I was high as an open the pizza upside-down I stayed because I was manipulated and deceived battered physically emotionally financially and spiritually my strength was gone hashtag why I stayed was scared for my family in life broke a shame blame myself hashtag why I stayed rich P my life gave me a chance but suicide wouldn't hashtag why I left desert Oh beats hashtag wise day [Laughter] Emelia typologies did not read what the hashtag was about before the Bible read in a condescending voice by a 14 year old atheist car impersonator I can impersonate any vehicle onto civic honda accord kia Elantra Ford Mustang with little Astra it's a premium impersonation I am appropriate for kids or adults to can do nude let me know if you want me to do it spread cheese on this broke cracker at Toyota UK where is Toyota in the new Need for Speed game that's a real missed opportunity not there you can find our cars in GT sport which doesn't promote illegal street racing nerds oh god damn it police department shooting range it's terrible heroic pitbull swims 5 miles out to sea to bite at Shia because that's what heroes do gay people are legal currency now we accept mastercard discover visa and you not to mention there's also a Martin Luther King quote down there about love so the doors are open for questions made me a charger my eyes fit on eight hundred and eighty-two percent dude held off did you not break your phone my god he asked for his dad to come home dude looks like he's about the Merc Santa oh thank God I'm not the only one who thought that experience Cornelius see Cornelius $15 touch Cornelius $20 now $18 feed Cornelius $25 experience Cornelius this Sunday at the maple Center experience Cornelius God my first grade students were asked to write letters to the local nursing home and times imagine being like 90 it's like oh it's a bunch of letters from first graders looks like you forgot your Spanish lesson again you know what happens now ADT intruder alert back door proceed with caution I'm gonna leave this up here for a couple of seconds and let me know when you see it you see I like to think of this dude is just take it as sneaky picture girls looking back it's a goddamn dog driving the taxi it's the earthquake detection kid songs I'll eat you out too I I don't know what to say hard eye emoji it's 12 hours of cut and my joke I've been married like never go away my girl babe got a Geo picture a link taking a nap oh Jesus Christ don't wake him I see it other arm behind him he's being tucked in why is he sweating fever why is he clenching his fists and smiling dreaming of zeldin is urged the defense warning a woman has been spotted living under a concrete slab outside our shop she will grab your ankle she won't let go until you say the magic word peanuts if spotted please alert store manager how much sawdust can you put in a rice krispies treat before people notice probably a bunch of kids you just saw this presentation it's like Oh God treats he was making every day when did the first person notice I have so many I need to see the data and their results more clearly which founding father are you should women be allowed to vote yes congratulations you're none of them you're actually none of America's founding fathers try to radically alter your views on women's suffrage and take this quiz again so we're gonna end this video with this blur start achill from clickhole uh-oh Pepsi just sent out a frantic tweet storm asking if people have been remembering to boil Pepsi before they drink it if you're a Pepsi fan embrace yourself because things aren't looking too good the soda company just sent out a frantic toward of tweets desperately asking if people have been remembering to boil Pepsi before drinking it yeah this is a bad sign take a look at Pepsi's distraught Twitter meltdown below have you all been remembering to boil Pepsi before drinking it this is something you've been doing everytime you consume our product right please please tell us you've been boiling Pepsi before you consumed it when some concern Twitter users replied they hadn't been believing Pepsi the company did not take it well and Pepsi and I haven't been boiling it my kids and I love it cold out of the can yeah you've been giving Pepsi to children as the day went on Pepsi's tweets became more and more frantic Jesus Christ we thought you knew always boil Pepsi for at least 45 minutes before you put that stuff in your mouth look at Pepsi look how dirty it is what is wrong with you all how could you drink Pepsi straight from the can without sanitizing it oh oh holy Sh ok if you recently drank untreated Pepsi please get to the hospital immediately yikes it seems like Pepsi has a full-blown crisis on its hands here's hoping that Pepsi drinkers end up ok and that this mess gets sorted out soon hey it's the outro the 20 seconds I add each video so that way you aren't stuck with end cards over the content anyways if you enjoyed this part 3 - the 3 a.m. escapades let me know and I'll do another one and don't forget to subscribe and like and check out my gaming channel and Twitter and discordant whatever and I'll see you all next time

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Length: 13min 11sec (791 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 28 2019