Mike YOYOzowski (r/CursedComments)

i slash ass credit what's more impressive when it's done naked taking your phone out of your pocket welcome back you lovely degenerates we're doing some cursed comments today it's been a little bit hasn't it anyways let's get these things out of the way before i get more content shove down your trash hole okay no seriously how does he wipe his ass look how small his arms are and how wide his torso is that's why he wants his wife back her you're so hard my grandpa bursting into the room you want to know what was hard dimmy not now grandpa the war [Laughter] [Music] em are grandpa kids have crushes men have girlfriends and i have your ip address [Laughter] then come get me daddy man who donated his mother's body to an arizona center for alzheimer's racers discovered it was sold to the us military for six thousand dollars strapped to a chair and blown up a blast test [Laughter] how do you even discover such a thing piece by piece alright so like what if you put your fingers in a girl's mouth to be sexy and she just made a really loud whistle with them that called a horse over player 3 has entered the game disneyland's currently reopening in the most infected part of the world i would kill a thousand children before i let my company die see i mean children are temporary but i mean like money's forever so open the gates mouse r slash ass credit people whose jobs require them to enter someone else's house such as plumbers and electricians what was the weirdest thing you've seen in the customer's house my wife [Laughter] hey uh how many toes you got uh you mean like in my mouth or you know what [ __ ] blocked have a horrible day okay so my cat's name is i bought him this hat so so now he's chicken noodle oh my god that's too adorable for his own goddamn good chicken noodle and of course someone down here has to now turn her into soup and just leave this always in picture of a cat named chicken noodle okay who the decided rendezvous would be pronounced like that oh poor monolinguals they can't seem to understand that other languages besides english exist i'm sorry what the [ __ ] could you just call me she got you a mongolian stalin after the war hearing about all the horrible things the nazis did on their concentration camps oh no how how could he oh oh no takes out notepad what else did he do to his people for for those of you who are somehow unaware stalin was stalin was terrible he was awful i mean he was basically just hitler 2 electric boogaloo man this pandemic i miss eating out my friends [Laughter] with my what have i done [Music] [Laughter] me doesn't see grandma for 0.4 days grandma okay tiny dude is big now um okay so well i took that in a very well [Music] yeah it crossed my mind too don't worry [Laughter] hey do you think invisible airplanes will ever be a thing uh i'm not sure oh you know what i just can't see them taking off god damn it hey why did the airplane get sent to his room i don't know bad altitude dude off [Music] me and the boeings i mean you can always contact malaysia airlines if you want invisible dude our slash ass grenade nsfw what's the weirdest nsfw fact you know anal stimulation can stop persistent hiccups by stimulating the vagus nerve oh no i am not falling for this one again see the underrated part about this pose is that someone gave this the wholesome award probably someone's uncle spider gf catches you and her web spider gf um what kind of goddamn goblin sound do i have to make in order to produce the goddamn spider oh wow like seriously would it just be like oh whoa what's this i have no idea hey guys uh pl please stop sending me spider i stephan and katie miller announced the birth of their first child business inside oh weird name for again yeah that was that was my first thought as well i almost thought they named their kid business insider instead of you know the news publication it's because he did his business insider hell please leave before i call the police here's a cool back to school hack tip study underwater so that no one can see you crying and here's another tip you can stay under water long enough and never cry again here's a fun fact to add to the spice of this imagine opening your eyes in a chlorine pool to cry doesn't that sound great [Laughter] oh no god i feel terrible cursed yo-yo [Laughter] a sniper has to account for the curve and rotation of the earth when shooting a bullet over a long distance hashtag facts hashtag science hashtag history amazing you know i kind of want a flat earther and a nasty scientist to have a long-range sniper duel cleverbot user pushes into bed cleverbot kisses user strips off clothing cleverbot kisses passionately who the [ __ ] talk cleverbot how to roleplay what the hell is this user do you have protection cleverbot yes i have notifiers [Laughter] execute smash.exe hi i'm clippy your virtual assistant would you like some assistance today wait wait a minute this means i can finally cut clippy hey uh hey guys how do i ask a boy out roses are red violets are blue guess what my bed has room for two oh my god no one twinkle twinkle little star we can do it in a car stop it row row row your boat gently down the stream merrily merrily merrily merrily i can make you scream okay i i feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory just just just a little bit boys you mean sex toys that are rude and don't even vibrate no thank you whatever fleshlight that cries ah somebody's gonna die tonight hey but wait i can vibrate just blink a bunch of lights in front of me super [Laughter] fast whoa a 13 year old boy was just got a history class after claiming the f in john f kennedy stands for fortnite john fortnite kennedy that explains why he was stream sniped r slash ass credit you have 15 seconds to ruin a job interview what do you do or say so uh the interview asked me what i knew about the company apparently talking about their company spokesman being arrested for a child oh it's subway [Laughter] oh no i'm just [Laughter] all right so ferb knew his sh like ferb got the baddest [ __ ] on the show because he knew when to shut the [ __ ] up so okay i'm looking at the images here and i i i thought she was deep throating ferb's nose like like what the [ __ ] oh no gamers serial killers collecting skins okay this is this is unfair there is no similarity between us and the gamers 1.6 billion dollars worth of gold man just one of those bars is enough to change someone's entire life and their family's lives especially get dropped directly on their head okay so elon musk just announced that tesla cars will soon be able to connect to each other via bluetooth allowing drivers to communicate and speak with other tesla drivers nearby so uh road rages is about to be like a god lobby oh so i'm gonna hear about my mom getting now huh by a 13 year old that is dude okay but like a 13 year old driving a tesla could have any mommy wants you know i want a boyfriend with anger what the [ __ ] oh dear god this is gonna this is gonna suck i want a boyfriend with angry she's so bad but just so i could be the one to change him and be like bae calm down you aren't this person and and then be like i know you look at me you god this hurts you're better than this please calm down for me oh [ __ ] hell oh and then down here i'm crazy than quirky emote god damn your boyfriend is gonna kill you before you can change him you crazy wacko [ __ ] hey welcome to the outro thanks for watching this video if you liked it you should do the subscribing and youtube stuff because i gotta ask you to do that and if you don't i'll put spiders in your pillowcase anyways check out my twitter check out my discord and other social media platforms and all that jazz ring the little bell for god's sakes doesn't really matter just just do what you want to be cool if you did those things though and i'll see y'all next time spiders in the pillowcase

Channel: Oz Media

Views: 375,792

Rating: 4.9666452 out of 5

Keywords: reddit, satire, comedy, funny, cursedcomments, r/cursedcomments, cursed comments, funny comments, r/askreddit, reddit story, reddit top posts, best of reddit, best reddit posts, memes, r/cursedcomments top posts, top posts of all time, r/, reddit stories, reddit funny, cursed images, reddit memes

Id: 9HFElyWK57I

Length: 12min 50sec (770 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 06 2020