Only Fans Leak (r/TechnicallyTheTruth)

so I was at Walmart earlier and a lady was looking at frozen turkeys but she couldn't find one big enough she asked the stock boy these turkeys get any bigger he replied with a straight face no ma'am they're dead just made my week welcome back you lovely two generates today we're taking a look at our slash technically the truth for things that are technically true oh it came peace I went to visit my own who despite suffering from dementia has an intact sense of humor me I love you been her I have no idea this boneless avocado our dies heart eyes hard eyes one way to put it but but avocados don't have bones yeah that's that's why I said boneless but if avocados don't have bones in the first place why would you even say it because it's bone flats doc me hey your shoes are on the wrong feet boy your old me boy a year old me boy old but but I don't have any other feet fair enough for hole meetings background for video conferences oh this she's golden no it is yellow ketchup is a liquid made from a fruit that contains 20% sugar that makes it a soda okay some people are demanding that so does require carbonated water I guess that makes ketchup a sports drink like Powerade I'm actually pretty sure that this puts it into the smoothie category not the Powerade category study finds atheists are more likely to own cats than Christians all right this article is stupid because like besides not knowing how to feed and care for them it's illegal to own a Christian let alone buy and sell them Americans have literally no banter I don't know what country this is coming from but we probably being you in a war at some point I'm American Civil War well what if they were Vietnamese if the university burns down or is destroyed otherwise all current students immediately graduate with a bachelor's degree hey bourbon I know what we're gonna do today every student Hiroshima Nagasaki got a degree yeah more degrees they asked for hey hey I there's a there's a video in your ads okay so I know that YouTube will will go and like occasionally add more ads than you asked for but this is done manually this is dude dude you're just trying to milk this for every penny you can get huh serious question here is he whenever found a friend through Twitter and actually met up with them bonks mullet now it's my wife count well I mean if she can do basic math then I'm sure she counts a single sperm has thirty seven point five megabytes of DNA information in it that means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of one thousand five hundred eighty seven point five terabytes or or 11.5 petabytes if you wanted for the conversion there anyways that's a lot of information to swallow stop saying she's my wife that is sexist as period hello everyone meet Lorraine she's the one I'm from the night of my wedding wait so um how big are you though uh like six four ish Lola no I mean like in bed how how big are you what still six four just [Laughter] chicken can't afford an umbrella chicken can't okay I did read that the few me the chicken can't afford an umbrella big day it's even down there can't afford it's a chicken anyways back I I'm so off track here if the chicken can afford an umbrella so she uses her wings to keep her chicks out of the rain why are you saying the chicken can't afford an umbrella it's a chicken the guy points it out down there too hey of course they can't afford their chickens I can't believe I paid some dude fifty dollars for the only fans leak that took 11 hours to download and four terabytes of storage up for this s mhm only things leak legit four terabytes if you go home with someone and they have the banner of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall that's a big red flag our stash jokes you can kind of see you but it's cropped out up there my daughter informed me that the earth is tilted at a twenty three point five degree angle I responded that's not right with a scowl she pulled up Google and proved to me that the earth is in fact tilted at a twenty three point five degree angle precisely I agreed if the angle were right it would be ninety degrees if it's in stock we've got it I mean I mean yeah I would I would hope so because because that's that's what that means pregnancy Q&A question should I have a baby after 35 answer no 35 children is enough question I'm two months pregnant now when will my baby move I mean with any luck right after he finishes college question what is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex answer child birth question my wife is five months pregnant and so Bodi that sometimes she's borderline irrational answers so what's your question question my child for the instructors says it's not paying I'll feel during labor but pressure is she right yes in the same way that tornado might become question what is the best time to get an epidural answer right after you find out you're pregnant question is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor I mean not unless the word alimony means anything to you waist gym is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth yes pregnancy [Laughter] question do I have to have a baby shower it sir not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly question our baby was born last week one of my wife begin to feel and act normal again when the kids are in college not all turtles are born in the wild some are bred in captivity get it do do do do you get it it's it's because he's made of bread that that's why it's funny [Laughter] am i laughing now hi are you still celibate yeah I like the head hi are you still selling that truck yes can you send a bit did you send a picture of each Rock dumbass sorry I had a really hard time getting through that because of the look it is taking the picture and just the dumbass translate Google English detected birth control pills German ed debate building I guess I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like oh it's such a small town only 35,000 people like my town is to other people you need to pick a new adjective hey hey hey according to Wikipedia a small town is a thousand to twenty thousand people so although you are correct in stating that thirty five thousand people is not a small town it is a large town you are incorrect and thinking that you live in a town you live in a village you are a villager I I don't know what to do with that information a villager all right so one time I went to hand someone a bowl of hot soup my brain tried to say careful it's hot and here's your soup so instead I instead I blurted out careful it's soup did you know that if you put your ear up to a stranger's leg you can hear them saying what the [ __ ] are you doing interviewer so why did you leave your last job me because of something my boss said and if you're I mean well it says here you were fired hey oh my god that's the thing he said he's a president like him or not age dig not my president okay but but he is no no he literally isn't my president I'm Norwegian hey so how in the hell do you get dick from Richard you ask him nicely hey James could you make it look like my sister isn't holding her middle finger up thank you Jeff look at her toes I say in a non-creepy way at all our slash ask reddit what is an instant turnoff holding the power button for more than 10 seconds that is not technically the truth because they asked for an instant turnout that takes 10 seconds this post is a lie Barack Obama former Chicago resident that's what he's well-known for is this video former Chicago resident nothing else except for being Michelle Obama's husband apparently that's an actual image looking up Mexico pyramids Egypt pyramids Indonesia pyramids what does this mean that my friend is exactly the question you have to ask hey it means that this is one of the best ways to pile up rocks and not have them fall down for a long time yeah that's what this means also what kind of like bullsh responds his debt my friend is exactly the question you have to ask that's like one of those pseudo intelligent like hey look at me you set babies on fire okay but but like what what about what about the three doorways and that's a little weird I'm quick at math okay so um what's 38 x 76 24 that's that's not even close AHA but it was it was quick it was quick though I told you I'm I'm quick at math you know I I can't tell if he's wearing pants I mean it doesn't look like it but raccoons typically don't wear clothing okay just appreciate the energy of this image like come on it's a raccoon let's and they're just totally fine wet in the background here like God alright so so just a warning if you're buying a watch on Amazon I learned the hard way that if it says you can swim with it then they suddenly applies if you can already swim without it this trucker is living in 2099 he's watching a trailer get it why is this not the top comment hey thanks making it v outro don't forget to Like subscribe and do the YouTube stuff that'd be pretty cool if you did that so we can get to 500k and get the mini odd special out that'd be pretty cool right that I'm trying to upload quicker but it's taking some time anyways thanks for watching I'll see y'all next time

Channel: Oz Media

Views: 502,985

Rating: 4.962719 out of 5

Keywords: reddit, satire, comedy, funny, technicallythetruth, technically the truth, r/technicallythetruth, r/technically the truth

Id: R52PYqQa6P8

Length: 14min 31sec (871 seconds)

Published: Tue May 26 2020

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