r/CursedComments | Your Toes. Hand em' Over.

my mom passed away this morning peacefully I'm sad send memes less than greater than three discovering something that doesn't exist your mom real quick disclaimer our slash cursed comments because five wasn't enough apparently what's the strangest thing you've ever been caught doing so I wanted to try to drink like a dog I put a bowl on the floor and filled it with Fanta my dad walked into my room where I was kneeling on the floor with my tongue in the bowl he am his never mentioned it since adopted a rat today they're not disgusting all they're wonderful creatures that deserve love at PETA thank you for adopting love rats adopt don't shop I got bored of him well it was a nice lake day until my dog nearly drowned my sister [Laughter] there's none of love for both of us in this family serious question had he pronounced X X X 10 tascioni TMZ says it's pronounced dead this animals named if the last thing you ate what's its name [Laughter] [Music] sister the biggest Tia myself is that as a kid I hated cartoons and one day at daycare I was being a [ __ ] because spongebob was on and the teacher said fine we'll watch the news and I was like fine whatever anyway that's the story of how it's my fault we all saw your hands I want to hold them your lips I want to kiss them your dreams I want to hear them your toe is hand him over I don't know why I added you you're a duck I'm a human our love is forbidden whack Shh don't make this any harder than it needs to be okay so yeah are / - afraid to ask what would happen if I work - um Cup in a deep fryer what did you sink what it solidify would it evaporate on contact this has been bothering me for a couple of hours now and I need to know for starters you would be asked to leave McDonald's Facebook has a few gems here and there if women slaves with ten man cheese's but if a man does it he's gay he's gay if a woman where is revealing clothing she's labeled as yet if I were to wear her skin as a jacket I'm a murderer WTF an alien you expect to find an area 51 an alien you actually find an area 51 mama didn't raise a quitter doctor who decapitated baby during botched birth cleared to return to work government drops doctor who says gender given at birth excuse me what the book doctor accidentally decapitate SAB a bee so no head very impressive but can you play Toto Africa in Africa very impressive but can you play puffed up kicks while you you know what never mind a conversation between me and my boss boss why why did you have with her because she was lying naked what was I supposed to do what autopsy you were supposed to do an autopsy worst vet how much alcohol can a thirteen-year-old handle I'm a 13 year old girl and I weigh 96 pounds and I'm like probably five foot two so I was wondering how much alcohol could I handle before it got dangerous I'm not planning on drinking I hate the taste of alcohol but like how many drinks do you think it would take for me to be safely drunk I'm just wondering haha dude you too young try meth instead best answer for dislikes booze 300 please drive into me daddy I've gotten way too good at doing mastership if I wanted to kill myself I would climb up to your ego and jump down to your IQ and if I wanted to ascend to heaven I would climb up Garfield's massive cuff if you're eating anything for the love of God put it down this isn't the first time I've seen this one I wasn't going to tell this story but Here I am as a kid I would eat a whole bag of Doritos without swallowing and then I'd spit out the pulverize chip dust and saliva mixture and roll it into a ball with my hands and then let it harden for a bit and then let it harden for a bit in my desk at school between first and second break and then eat it again during lunch when the outside was a bit crunchy again in the inside it was still moist in the consistency of a chocolate chocolate truffle I ought voted the post but you have been down voted in God's eyes me making random meow sounds to communicate with my cat my cat wondering what it did wrong to deserve being called the son of my cat wondering why I'm trying to seduce him speaking of seducing cats have you guys seen that really really really weird cats preview trailer thing it gives me goddamn nightmares hmm Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do no wait this would never happen and y'all know why men are never told to give an ugly woman a chance because she's nice at the end of the film she turns back into a human guy starts freaking out because he was so excited of a furry woman and now it's ruined and he has to settle for plain old normal finally I can be a furry and bees nothing beats the satisfaction that you got in 2010 when rickrolling someone Dolan dark nothing beats the satisfaction that you've got in 2010 when you committed via killer manslaughter and got away with it and went on to create a popular meme Channel nine years later with no one suspecting a thing wack why is Billy Eilish his brother dating someone that looks exactly like Billy because Billy is an 18 yet if you could ask Jesus one question what would you ask Satan did you fit through the holes in your hands admin we have a troll do you think it would fit Thomas I don't think it would surely a God would give himself a gigantic love rod you need to think about what you're saying I will pray for you what's something that seems fun but is actually terrible shower sex I've never felt more like I was drowning in my entire life and the drain hurts your dip everybody's bringing something tasty for the picnic we can't eat a tennis racket toad you [ __ ] mistake the tennis racket brought toad this is the brave woman taking multiple female beautification x' to court in British Columbia for refusing to waxer [Laughter] I'm sorry but way when it comes to social justice Canada always seem to be lightyears ahead Ricky Gervais it's a sad state of affairs when a lady can't have her hairy balls oh I'm so sorry what's the most bullish fact you can make up that sounds true the average horse it has about as many calories as a Burger King whopper oh that's why I'm so fat wait wait what the actual what's something that seems fun but is actually terrible waking up to a bull I thought I would enjoy it but it was the worst experience I have ever had I will tell you one thing though I will never fall asleep on a park bench with my mouth open Agana you can have with one real person from all of human history who is your ultimate lay I'd like to have Seth one more time with my wife who passed away from cancer 9 years ago my body earns for her the ultimate downside to finding the one is she may die young and leave you wanting I also choose I also choose this guy's dead wife you wake up and find out you're a kid again and whatever place you lived in at age 10 it also turns out you have failure parents that will grant you anything you desire what will it be I'd honestly wish for an afterlife to be a hundred percent confirmed for people who died in the past and thereafter I just really want to see my brother again I miss him haha that's king gay I'd wish for some huge as to someone asked me to explain my views on racism this morning and I just sent them this picture pretty plain and simple everybody is the same when you cut them open and fry them dad chose on his suit my family in furries I can I can see despair in his eyes and I can't even see his eyes thud why is why you did so crusty around the crotch area when Grandpa wants you to fix his computer so you close the 83 tabs in his browser the engineer that's uh that's a lot of furry poop grandpa woman claims spider-man statue is demonic and offensive elites my boy pajama pants Jack I've seen you in my comments section spider-man spider-man does whatever a spider can get a goat and a knife make a pentagram and end its life Oh No here comes Satan man your profile pictures more curse than this common dude I'll be seeing you in the comments oh wow thanks for making it to the end of this video good job I'm proud of you you want to you can go check out my gaming channel that's a thing now go go do that I played Spore and made a monstrosity it's pretty great anyways thanks for watching and making it this far click on the end screen stuff subscribe and do that and I'll see y'all next time

Channel: Oz Media

Views: 2,016,594

Rating: 4.9378676 out of 5

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Id: sJyZ7mWwNck

Length: 12min 57sec (777 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 25 2019