Everything Wrong With Home In 17 Minutes Or Less

[Music] Jesus even the DreamWorks logo shows the cruel kidnapping of the poor moon Fisher this movie is unexpectedly terrifying today is best day ever alien narration I am oh i has been given this name by my many many friends later Oh we'll admit that he doesn't know why they say oh when he shows up by the car people universally saying oh when he shows up why isn't his name oh please this goes on for some time we are safe from our enemy that go captain smek not only shows an example of their sworn enemy to the boov crowd he blows it way the hell up and animates it for full terror value this planet is full of great stuff look at these delicious friends why did you assume the footballs were fruits I mean you obviously robbed a Walmart to bring this many back with you so why didn't you also take baseballs and soccer balls and I guess you found one of those Walmart's that doesn't pay attention to tiny aliens wheeling out a whole cart of footballs without pain also the captain starts this demonstration now right when they're within distance of the planet meaning the boov did not know where they were going or why until now that makes me feel so good it takes all three fifteen minutes for this kids movie to go right for the potty humor Jesus even Despicable Me had more restraint and that thing had a [ __ ] firk gun what fun at a party boov do not party so the boov are the anti trolls which I'm guessing is how that movie ended up getting me dreamworks said hey you know that movie home we did in 2015 let's do the exact same movie only with creatures who love to party complimentary BJ's for everyone the moon turned off the Earth's gravity all at once but some things start floating faster than others this guy gets a hole cut into his bathroom while he's showering but apparently he's safe as long as he's in the shower because he doesn't get evacuated immediately like everyone else does also this evacuation would definitely miss a heaping portion of the world and it looks inefficient is kind of the balloon door expert colonizers and everything but they're not city planners for humans right how did they get all these [ __ ] houses and know where to plant the trees and even though the city looks huge they captured everyone in the world sure you can technically fit the entire human population in a place the size of New York City and all but that's standing right next to each other these people have individual houses also if they gathered up all the people in the world what happens to like the Eskimos or we live in the jungle they're supposed to immediately adapt to using a microwave and having a two-car garage and that also means all of your warlords Psychopaths and [ __ ] are randomly living next door to decent families this planet may be a bit of a fixing it up er yeah but it's got the same breathable atmosphere as you have back at your last place which is super goddamn convenient also the boov landed on this planet five seconds ago yet hundreds have decided to walk into laundromats and nail salons to amp up the hilarity this shot suggests that there are just as many bicycles in this city as there are toilets and that grand pianos are anywhere near both of those items it also suggests that DreamWorks is incapable making a movie without toilet humor also these toilets from a huge city are all being removed at the same time but are all perfectly empty and clean these guys told what sector 179 is they just found out what planet they were going to about two minutes ago they explained to everyone where they needed to go all around the world feel like this movie could have been better if it didn't try to condense the evacuation and repopulation of the earth in six minutes welcome home neighbours boov do not have neighbors these [ __ ] reproduce they don't party they don't have neighbors they always run away from things I'm gonna guess it's some kind of spawn reproduction but that's entirely a guess whoever lived out here put a cook book with a bunch of science books one of these things is not like the other one of these things just doesn't belong only both on a brushing his teeth by the toilet here since they were all floating into space the last time we looked this one cats here there should be a ton of others especially in the big city and if they took the pets too wide this [ __ ] get left behind is this Kirk Cameron's cat sorry mom's not here Casper do me in the evacuation technology wasn't 100% foolproof we've just got here I mean they're still moving in and everything so how did tip have enough time to not only set up her hideaway here but create all this anti boo propaganda tip set up this Rube Goldberg contraption in case someone came by instead of an alarm or something that could actually combat one of these [ __ ] well this explains how cartoon riri can reach the gas and brake pedals it does not explain how she can see over the dashboard also as we're about to see the streets are filled with boob walking around but somehow tip will be able to avoid all that business and not be seen driving around ever hello Jesus Christ we get it nobody likes oh if he were this toxic why didn't they just leave him at the last place because I'm not allowed to move you're always saying the funny things why is oh the only one that consistently talks like this I know we supposed to be weird and offensive to the boov but there's no reason why he always talks how we think an alien should talk and the others just occasionally do it parties are useless and take a valuable booth time but these [ __ ] do that require any time whatsoever what are these things okay I shall send an evite to you so you can join later god damn it it's like the screenwriters wanted to combine a fish outta water story with an alien story using dialogues I think Millennials actually use has been sent to entire galaxies will receive how you mean the boov and the cord use the same emailing system or whatever the this is just a lazy way to stir up conflict and how many boov accidentally hit that send all button out of the billions of the Oh can't be the only dumbass alien in their population right and you don't even have to be a dumbass to make this mistake you are a fugitive boov initiating self-destruct nope just take him to jail instead of simply blowing up his ride the abduction of the entire human race took a couple minutes and the boov rounded everyone up with no problem they can't locate one of their own kind that's right next to them guess the little suction thing missed the spike when it considered all bikes useless despite being on the open you know for a girl that's trying to escape the alien hordes and find her mother tip sure is taking her sweet ass time at this market life-form detected not human mother this is how these things operate there be at least a million more people like tip that we're accidentally holding their pet movie doesn't even alien right I want ideas movie completely wastes of vocal performance from Steve Martin that's at least trying to go forward he doesn't do many movies these days people so we need to make them count you are all invited to a party just head to the Milky Way turn right at the Big Dipper third planet from the Sun if O's invite was intended for all the boov who are on earth then when I had the did he include these directions at first the problem was explained to us that because ou sent the invitation the gor would be able to track them down just because of the signal or whatever so why did everyone freak out at first if they didn't know what the invitation actually said if ou sends an invite that makes any sense then it doesn't matter if the gorg got it or not also Oh didn't have the idea to send the evite out until he talked to Kyle at the crosswalk which means he did a tremendous amount of recording and editing for this invitation within roughly six seconds I am putting you in charge which has anyone been in charge I mean he knows just hanging out in a market that's nearby to where the chase began in the first place who B can't decide if these moves or genius trackers or Oh repairs tips car and some kind of weird booby and pick my ride fashion and it takes up a lot of the movies runtime tip seemed surprised and all the weird renovations but what was she doing while he was taking all the stuff out of the convenience store this seems like something that might have been funnier if we actually got to see him do it and explain it to her while I was doing it but hilarious car guy yo what did I say interrupt his home movie to bring you an episode of Tom and Jerry I guess there's no way that this easily seen car will be detected in their flight from New York to Paris okay seriously moving what's the timeline here because it's still the same night the children and Rihanna escaped twice then the grand pooh-bah did his world broadcast then the boogly started looking for them in the same place after Oh had fixed the car so when did I have time to install a goddamn hot dog machine in the car you just have pets for fun and companionship Rihanna's performance here makes her role in battleship look better and better each minute this is a funny gag but why was the seat already set on the very back setting especially since they've been lined up perfectly until now huh this move gets security cam footage from the store that somehow tracked the pimped-out cars that sped miles away from the cameras reach you guys had summer in the Statue of Liberty statue of smack neglecting that this happened in one day why the is the statue of smack out in the middle of nowhere I too has to break B or as you calls it the number one when did I ever find out that humans called P a number one unless tip somehow mentioned it somewhere during the trip I find it very hard to believe that she did what a convenient way to get the movie into bath um humor again the bathroom humor isn't stale at all but let me ask you this how does eating a urinal cake register as a bad taste to him we saw this mother for brushing his teeth using toilet water earlier should I send the continued gross out bathroom humor or the fact that there are still toilets around after we were told they were useless and floating into the sky earlier also these people apparently eat inanimate objects for food yet they totally know what lemonade is pick a lane movie Oh Kyle not only isn't traveling with any other boobs for backup he doesn't radio in at all as soon as he sees the car turn 3 I Do's not I pump I was been living with the other booze all his life and would absolutely know about the whole turn green once you liable I'll just have opened with this Kyle survives this I guess the boob didn't care enough about that giant explosion at the gas station to actually send a unit from their search patrol you have tricked me into listening to a debilitating sonic weapon Oh thinks this is bad wait till she gets to [ __ ] better have my money do not dancing I was supposed to be the unique [ __ ] in the sea of boov commonality the party so he definitely knows the dancing is this has actually helped gym person responded when he asked how much longer this stupid-ass scene lasted not to belabor the you know what I am belaboring the point this [ __ ] does everything different from all the other boov he witnessed dance scene which was only made to sell soundtracks anyway I see Steven Spielberg was on hand to animate the shot moments ago you are kicking on me and yelling which is seeming more to be mad than sad Oh whose Ray's change colors all the time do their emotions somehow did not realize there are multiple emotions you can have at once oh please come on I need ideas this story is so bare that the screenwriters margin notes made it into the actual script we has a rule 9 mistakes and you are out how many mistakes do you have 6260 duping mistakes if the boov are supposed to be the stoic on feeling alien race why would they have allowed Oh to stick around for so long everyone clearly hates him and he contributes nothing to their society they somehow flew this car into goddamn Paris boov headquarters without anyone noticing I thought the big brain boovs would have stopped my invitation by now if I could think of the idea of stopping his invitation which is what the big brain boovs figured out why didn't oh stop the invitation itself why did the entire race of boov panic when they found out the invitation was sent out when it's apparently easy to stop the invitation I shall input my password oh and his super long password in like four seconds but after a caps lock joke gone wrong it later takes him like totally forever in a race against the clock to enter it complete with all the bull to race against the clock usually implies in a movie but I would not but you might but I would not buy side effects of watching this movie may include brain leakage homicidal thoughts pancreatic discomfort temporary rage blindness impotence forgetting where your keys are facepalm injury incessant SMD aging and a deep desire to chug bleach but do it all slow like so I can finish jerking off the funny thing gets that close to someone's eye cliche also a movie makes the tip of the Eiffel Tower and look like a super sharp spear stead of the actual radio tower that's on top of it because all you really care about is watching aliens Steve Martin sort out his B material I can't wait to tell mom I actually went to Paris yeah she'll have a lot of fun telling that story to the rest of the enslaved human race none of the super annoyed and extremely mobile boov think to follow the one human and car that just kept their home base it is possible I will continue making hilarious mistakes I've watched 52 minutes of this movie if it makes you feel any better I don't think you've made one hilarious mistake yet I know when the other boobs said oh they were not happy to see me expositional roadtrip bonding cliche this whole me and someone was living in this mountaintop made of completely rock just let that sink in gorg the gourd are apparently into dubstep which is an easy indicator of their evilness yeah it's the Shusher that was described earlier in the movie but my question is if the gorg can locate the Shusher because of some sort of signal of the myths why can't they just always follow wherever it goes instead the gorg weak just long enough so that this can be blamed on it this works I will now sing the boov deaths on probability of success oh how I wish the pain movie-going public said the same thing to this rookie movie it is gorg superchip how does oh no this and why is he so good at fixing parently merging technologies from different alien breeds via mechanic back in boo Ville movie leah has time for a makeup montage apparently ain't got time to explain that that's a lot of people it still not nearly the amount of people this movie thinks it is also apparently they've been peacefully enslaved for at least several days here without any hint of an uprising against this unarmed and incompetent boob population in the midst of 7.3 billion people tip eagle-eyes the exact location of her mother she's got some fancy zoom and enhance contact lenses come on mother ship will be here soon I know Oh doesn't know and what the gorg are really after but if the gorg get to earth and find that their sworn enemies have gone why would they could about the planet the only thing that keeps them going is the stone fueled boov hunt and rage boner I know they're busy escaping the gorg here but nobody at least recognizes the fugitive boov whose picture was plastered all over the world for the last several days this magic super chip can simply be inserted into anything man it makes that thing better despite being incompatible with probably anything except gorg hardware but there are like a million wings to design a spaceship so why does everything have to look like a discount Death Star okay so the boov are on the run and it's great Oh stuck that thing in the hoo-ha to make it work but the gorg have a lot more of those things right you should be able to I don't run them in no time flat and finish off this boov aside we need a new captain I thinks it should be Oh Kyle way overestimates owes qualifications based on the slightest bit of evidence mere minutes after everyone hated him for all the stupid mistakes he's ever made he also takes charge of the situation and guesses everyone else feels the same way based on the same evidence you are not the only boov who makes mistake my mistake is not being your friend oh please Oh captain Oh was just directed by Francis Ford Coppola wait Jesus this movie has more unnecessary songs in it than the live-action Beauty and the Beast remake sure nobody seen the hot mom who's been looking for her daughter this whole time tip travels from New York to Paris then to Australia where she knows the entire world's population is located and searches for 3 minutes for her mother then promptly gives up just like these boobs are doing more celebrating the new captain than they are continuing to evade the closely trailing mass of heavily-armed sworn enemies neither can i considering the gorg was literally right on their tail but somehow the boov ship gave them a Juke move on the way back to earth then land it then Oh was able to find tip inside this mass of humanity none of whom beat him to death for being one of their alien oppressors all the people talking to tips mom peel away and dramatic I finally found my mom fashioned what does breaking the key in a lock do don't they have buttons inside the car that automatically unlock the door and even if somehow breaking the key off in this particular law made it impossible to unlock the driver's side the passenger side is still okay to go right also what does OU expect to happen if he dies in this scenario he just stranded his friend and her mom in a car in midair and expected them to figure out how to get down and somehow it will create a giant force awakens' rift in the ground trap oh and won't be able to stop its momentum so that this movie can have five extra minutes a bolt you were scared I almost made a number three not too hard it is still a possibility and we're back in our lane now movie thanks for your correction even though the gore have been shown not to be the bad guys he still has spikes and skulls on his body so he ain't completely innocent what was in that thing it is entire next generation all of them remember this rock was just sitting in the gorg's office on a pedestal that's where the gorg keep their entire generation just sitting out the open easily knocked over I was always told not to put all your children in one basket also Holi for most of this movie captain smek has enslaved two species somebody get him try it immediately for Warcraft what's a he's a DJ apparently that gorg is last gorg seems like it could have sent a message out to the boov that his only remaining children are in that rock but their captain carried around and we wouldn't have needed this movie to help him get it back what do I know two weeks later and everything is back to normal Christ this movie should just go ahead and admit it exists in a timeless King wormhole I guess it's supposed to be funny that this big brain boob is still playing dead after all this time but I don't find funny is that someone had to carry this move around so that it could play dead everywhere it went and instead of any satisfying characterological discoveries for the final part of the movie we get another dance sequence with a Rihanna song he has a new start in a new home and now every day is best day ever until I ran into all the racists in the world who don't cotton to our new alien species ever since cinemasins began the most requested thing has been TV since and now it's a reality click the link in the description below to check it out and now the audio outtakes who am I [Music] [Applause] [Music] you boov do not party this is what makes time travel possible looks capacitor this is uh this is heavy duty dr. Vincent happy here we happy

Channel: CinemaSins

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Rating: 4.8959794 out of 5

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Id: 9QM7X6JjlCo

Length: 17min 56sec (1076 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 20 2018

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[u/ROBOT_B9]

Has Dreamworks made anything good outside of the Kung Fu Panda/How To Train Your Dragon movies in the past 10 years?

[u/Castriff]

I said this before when this video first came out: the book this movie is based on is far, far better than this. It's called "The True Meaning of Smekday." If you have small children, let them read that instead of watching this movie.

[u/kamilman]

Reupload

[u/Whilyam]

Not enough sins for Sheldon.

[u/gamedemon24]

This movie just plain stunk

[u/BrooklynSwimmer]

Were sins added here? It seems like it...