Everything Wrong With Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs

can we throw stuff at logos now because there's like 44 seconds of logos in text here we can't fly to your door with my heart sexy calling me a statue lady hilarious credit but also Ruby has time for this have you ever felt like you were a little bit different clouds all important movies start with flying through the clouds and narration wait did I say important I met cliche [Applause] [Music] couldn't have said it better myself who is this young philosopher and what do you like a job one creative beliefs i rescind my previous offer but you can't run away from your own feet someone's never seen on work people probably thought that these guys were weirdos too well Alexander Graham Bell is widely thought to have stolen the invention of the telephone so I'd go with more than weirdo the Tesla can play lightning like a guitar so that's cool I was saving this for your birthday oh my god is she about to smother him with a pillow why is this birthday gift shop I'm gonna sing so hard hair on Balder what's the problem it worked a hundred percent as advertised right after everyone in the world realized that sardines are super gross good bit movie sardines are packed with nutrients salty as hell you can have anchovies but leave sardines alone okay if you have to feed your baby sardines you grind that bit up into a smoothie you don't plop entire fish into a baby bottle this island is an island of Horrors also why did they have to eat the sardines just because people stopped buying sardines the plant should have closed and these Island folk would have to pay high prices for imports but they would not be forced to eat the remaining supply of sardines left at the plant nor would they have to continue fishing sardines in these waters this movie makes it seem like these sardine eating buttholes had no choice but they had lots of choices okay but he lives on tiny sardine fishing island and this room alone is running on the amount of electricity the powers Rhode Island my point is this room is a lie unless his parents are paying $5,000 a month in electric bills without batting it on I mean this is bigger than the goddamn Batcave does he own a monkey exactly how hands-off are his parents also science-loving nerve that has a pet monkey could this be any more like Ross from friends secure this movie is 20% technobabble why is this dial pepper is not the opposite of salt what if I want both salt and pepper how am I even supposed to push it real good also the selections on this dial go by very fast so let's play a game of cinder safe through the miracle of frame-by-frame technology let's see if Flint settings matched the food he's producing they don't the movie gets a sin but if they do we'll remove one Flint first turns on the msg and dairy buttons flicks the switch to fried depresses the spicy button turns the sour up turns the pepper down or salt up or whatever the hell that faulty knob does adjust the dressing on the side dial presses several of the temperature buttons for some reason and sets the final switch to crunchy so we're looking for something with msg and dairy that spicy sour salty fried and crunchy and the answer is cheeseburgers even if you count the lettuce is crunchy which nice stretch Elastigirl the fried and sour just don't add up consider it sent double fisting the child whopper shoots with right angles don't you think it's time to give up this inventing thing real job so many kids movies make the villains the people telling the daydreamer to get real clean most adult movies are about how the daydreamer gets rekt and i feel like we should do a better job on the transition maybe and i'm gonna send this movie for it because that's what i thought of it so their dad i know i can do this thing 12 year old mia said to my father pleading for my first private defecation it had been almost 10 years since mom died because all animated films have to dead parent in the first 10 minutes it's in the Constitution what technically a commercial special isn't news position but it's still conveniently timed exposition via television so every character in this movie is either Flint or a bully when we saw those scissors the blades were pretty big so where are they now are they up his ass because that is not what I thought scissoring was my weekend to-do list somehow ends up in oh that's his Chum never mind is it a rally of 25 or so people show up I say no it just needs 17,000 more gigajoules Jul I love them so much this is my only son then why did you bring him on patrol when he is a wee toddler that doesn't scream love to me I'm afraid it says carelessness the tiny island doesn't exist but if it did people wouldn't take a miniature ferry to and from that tiny island why on earth is the weather news network covering a small town unveiling of a tourist trap especially considering the plot hasn't even begun to weather yet he survives this electrocution and fall and the rest of this movie cartoon physic there's so much he survives this year I'm just adding 20 sins and moving on looks like our sardine to get better Oh if Dyson wrote this pun in a sin I would cut it and cut his pay and consider even cutting his maybe this has gotten too dark flint apparently graduated from the prometheus school of running away from things but survives because he got his grad degree at the Charlie Chaplin School of talking things got me again dang it my whole career was ruined by some crazy jerk riding a homemade rocket this monkey's head bad is so distracting it makes me want to call him John Monken row or B or a tank bored [Music] man that is a gasp ectomy right there and those are always worth five cents [Music] man I would not trust a rain cloud to properly cook a burger to the correct temperature apparently trust McDonald's to get that right sure but all kinds of quality rain burgers are landing in the sea right now going to waste that can't be good can it remember the words that were all over this door well the movie doesn't you may have seen a meteor shower but you've never seen a shower meteor than this my god the poems in this movie are making me angry the scrolling news ticker somehow notices and comments on what is happening live on the television which means someone is typing out the scroll live which is about as likely as someone carving the castle of our because they died while carving it perhaps they were dictating you be so proud of me Dad unlikely water goes in the top and food comes out the bottom I could go my whole life without hearing the phrase food comes out the bottom and I'd be happy the machine uses a principle of hydrogen etic mutation water molecules are bombarded with microwave radiation which mutates our genetic recipe and any kind of food you want honestly I prefer the character to say yada Jana it's a lot faster also water is hydrogen and oxygen food is mostly carbon based so microwave radiation can kiss my movie sitting ass staring excitement this man will mother right here mainlining bacon down his throat is my hero in motion I'm adding 10 sins for all the terrible food puns in this movie also look at this little kid with seven or eight turkey legs on the wagon that's awarding my home's official name somehow ends up in oh that's cute never mind maybe this is the message of the movie but they are utterly wasting so much food it's criminal these parrots fly with butt wings I'm not buying it center of gravity would be all off and there's no way those things have the core strength to make that happen I'm glad he made it rain ice cream for that kid's birthday but damn that is going to be a to clean up ice cream a stickiest dog you can't catapult all the ice cream away did no one think this through even Steve is throwing chocolate snowballs poop is hilarious movie steals the dodge ball Joe from Billy Madison which stole the snow ball joke from Dumb and Dumber so what snows around comes around Auto gelatinous asphyxiation join me his arm is apparently six feet long then why is the piano making music that you look great with glasses on they go geez Flint at least get full ocular consent before you go over to go in a gal she laughs now but there'll be no laughter after she ingest glass shards with that steak well there may still be laughter but it will be a lot bloodier metaphorical conveniences Metta finances I realize he couldn't get them off but he's still wearing those gel shoes can you imagine the gangrene going on inside those puppies dear condiment Christ and hot dog heaven did we really just see mayor the hut be throw in a giant hot dog damn movie not to mention that little cutlet Sam sparks referring to women as cuts of meat if the world found out it rained food on a tiny island but this many people really rush to be there opening day opening day I've seen an inaugural crowd smaller than this so this is your basic rock star story right rikes to riches only to realize the rags were pretty okay like the movie rock star I will admit that a spaghetti tornado is a pretty rad idea but I thought the food was just getting bigger why would it be getting tornadic do spaghetti tornadoes SpaghettiOs the SpaghettiOs act like regular tornadoes because this one is clearly rotating counterclockwise when ten seconds ago it was rotating clockwise the cruise ships leave the dock without their passengers and that is Savage apparently it's snowing in Miami despite a low 52 which could be a joke but is it though see the movies obsession with food puns has finally undone the whole thing as no one would ever order beets ever Jesus what are you doing I tried to help everybody look in the sky it's a giant bag of potato skips when it rains you put on a coat this is the fastest healing of a broken father-son bond since Dewey Cox is dad did a 180 on loving Dewey after cutting himself in half and realizing how easy it is to accidentally cut someone in half by virtualizing sie pancake and butter and serafall arrives separately but must have been ordered programmed together not all the ingredients end up in the right place looting hey the clinching of this guy's butt cheeks while he yells at the rowdy crowd is nightmare fuel thought we needed to animate that much let's zoom in on it an ice-cream sandwich the mayor said he ordered a typical vegas-style buffet the Vegas casinos have ice cream sandwiches on the buffet I'm coming with you you're gonna need someone to navigate you through that storm no one will be seated during the Independence Day portion of the movie everyone here would be excellent at cinemasins marshmallows would be horrible tortures that mate s'mores before those things go from on fire to melty hand lava immediately volcano avalanche of food it's just like Jurassic world fallen Kingdom only with food instead of dinosaurs this is the most visually interesting boring chase sequence I've ever seen I'm sorry but grilled cheese is the worst idea for a boat a bread will be soaked and sinking immediately montt celery or banana boats or ships and salsa Cup character who has done nothing but up things so far somehow becomes a badass for no reason cliche now hold a phone here a second having fortune cookies drop only on the Great Wall of China is priceless to tell filmmakers will blame the Machine flip built but somewhere along the line someone should have asked if this was racist but they didn't Oh like like you like you is this movie playing her food allergies for laughs because I think this movie is playing her food allergies for laughs Flint's last minute flying car totally Millennium Falcon's Britain Sam here this joke is so far out of left field I almost love it but you know me I'll find sins even if I have to make them up so he saves the day by spraying shoes on to the food uvula to stop it from dumping more giant meals out of its sentient sphincter do you even hear yourself right now movie wait why is Flint's dead crawling out of the transporter potty when in the entire lab crash to the ground the chute isn't even connected almost like logic wasn't a priority in this movie as we pan back in happiness just look at all that food that's going to get moldy and dangerous to be around in about a week these people are all dead they just don't know it yet make sure you click that Bell icon but clicking the little bell icon is how you make sure you get notified every time we release a video so click it I don't want your life as your mayor I know it's time to put our sardine canning past behind us and look to the future job smart shop s Mart what a day this is special day today is a welcome America I'm Sam sparks hello America Sam sparks here good name I'm Jack berry just want to say once again how truly difficult it was for us to make our choice it's my son Cal's birthday tomorrow now just wondering if you could make it rain something special letter right I've never actually been in a snowball fight really I I don't even know the rules and there's a lot of ways I can do this for you one of them is I could stab him in the nut like this no harder than that [Music] hail to the king baby Steve all

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Id: Za0wYuJYKg0

Length: 13min 9sec (789 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 07 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/Castriff]

It was a fun movie. Never got around to watching the sequel though.

[u/jax_jaxx]

Pretty fun movie to be honest. i loved the book as a kid so i was so excited to see the movie. But i feel like i have seen this video before a while ago so is this a re-upload?