Everything Wrong With Zootopia In 9 Minutes Or Less

50 goddamn seconds of Disney related logos yeah treachery bloodlust movie somehow knows all three of my safe words also narration I would make fun of carrot days except I spent time growing up in towns that had corn festivals strawberry parades and deep-fried days yes it was Indiana so even for ribbon ketchup stage blood this is excessive this is predator prey an animal can be both though a fox might eat a rabbit but an eagle can eat a fox the moral is avoid Birds oh look a racist Fox we have one of those in our world too roll credits you ever wonder how your mom and me got to be so darn happy once and removed for causing legit laughter and me before the four-minute mark if you don't try anything new you'll never fail yeah tell that to Michael big impossible even for you to become a police officer if the mother's voice isn't credited to bunny hunt I will lose all faith in humanity your dad me or 275 brothers and sisters requisite rabbits a lot joke present and accounted for were four minutes into the film it's great to have dreams yeah just as long as you don't believe in them too much this is honestly excellent parenting that will surely be presented as overly protective parenting even though despite the movies message not every child is a special snowflake as printers used to eat pray so what do they eat now am I supposed to believe they're all vegan she read a book and somehow became stronger and faster than all the other recruits this is cute but isn't a feasible representation of an actual fight in the real world with a rhino trust me CPD's very first rabbit officer Judy ha goddamn it you couldn't resist the animal specific last name thing I suppose the mayor here is mayor George Rohr right also with 80-some million rabbits and bunny town it's impossible for them to all have pun surnames meaning we lucked out that our main character has one the only thing we have to fear is fear itself did FDR exist in this world was there an animal world war 2 the population of this one community is almost 80 1.5 million it's not like the Predators didn't serve a purpose also when other bunnies liked sex joke hilarious I'm gonna take office soon for some pretty inspired animal pun band names but I'm going to immediately add one back for Judy using what looks like an old shuffle with a touchscreen they couldn't give her a [ __ ] iPhone also I would have thrown in Cat Stevens but that's just me if that's a fish town market does that mean they're buying fish at the market to eat I guess since this is a mammals only party the fish still get to be food whales and seals really lucked out on this one this song's lyrics are dangerous and not the kind of message I want to send to my college aid bunny or young viewer try everything even prostitution needle drugs Burger King hot dogs her breasts should be down by her groin but at least the number is right because Zootopia made me Google how many teats does it gazelle have you went you little Dickens fat cop that likes doughnuts cliche also overuse of cliche cliche our first bunny officer Hopps parking duty dismissed parking duty movie wants me to feel like this is because she's a bunny but with most first shift cops of any race be put on parking duty isn't it a rookie slash hazing thing must be a giant pain for a giraffe to go anywhere in this town profiling that's actually disgusting we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone did we really need to set the scene in a mid-century style ice-cream parlor it's a little on the snout isn't it are your customers aware they're getting snot and mucus with their cookies and cream how could they not have been aware did they look away the entire time there was being prepared a jumbo pop $15 I'm sending any world where a single jumbo pop calls 15 $15 Jesus yeah I don't have my wallet discount fantastic mr. Fox why are popsicles for animals human sized I get the lonely apartment imagery which is intended to underscore how helpless and hopeless she feels but why does a bunny rent a human apartment in Zootopia mark our grass plots to rent carrot fields lettuce bed in breakfasts this is basically the same room Tom Hanks stays in and big let me guess our am [Music] also super timely radio station songs are super timely parrots are actually high in sugar and aren't good for rabbits though this movie decides to cave to the history of Bugs Bunny and carry on the lie that bunnies love carrots they don't carrots kill bunnies they've eaten two XS so Q movie you've just killed officer Hopps [ __ ] she knows how they feel do they have to be such in-your-face [ __ ] about it also no one in this universe understands how being a cop works you go to the Academy pass the test then they give you a badge she's a real cop it doesn't matter she's a meter maid hilarious but how does this tiny Mouse's tiny Mouse car navigate the same roads as a large I'll forget it everyone keeps hating on the bunny cop and not recognizing the value of having a small fast animal as a cop let's see the Rhino do this these buildings have no foundation allowing them to topple like dominoes you did stop a master criminal from stealing two dozen MODY onions hate to disagree with you sir but those aren't onions Judy would be amazing at cinemasins I thought those were onions life isn't some cartoon musical where you sing a little song and your insipid dreams magically come true so let it go in case you didn't realize frozen most popular leads none witnesses none and you're not in the computer system yes so resources none I want she's not in the computer system she's been an employee for a little over a day it sounds like the Zootopia PD HR department is terrible at its job good luck getting that first paycheck also make us all those traffic tickets are gonna get thrown out I'm just a dumb bunny but we are gonna multiply har-har bunnies have lots of sex how many times is this movie gonna go back to that well yes this giraffe stuffing of this hippo volleyball is hilarious my question is how does this match ever take place is the Zootopia intramural League utterly biased against hippos and other short animals you happen to catch the license plate number did you Tommy Chong yak actually caught the license plate number despite being a Tommy Chong yak they're all sloths hilarious DMV is slow joke from Pixar is only about 12 years too late to be timely but whatever good slow is slow joke y'all three solid minutes of the sloths they're slow joke that wasn't even super funny to begin with my batters in there the scene isn't for the Godfather reference it's for the fact that this is actually in the middle of the night even Ethan Hawke laughs at the x mark and a coincidence of this in order to make sense this Disney movie is gonna have to pass through one of those goddamn and Burton films zootopia's Got Talent Jared you saved my life I'd be surprised too the rabbit was able to hold on to that Fox that's twice her size and then conveniently flipped him into a series of vines that did not immediately snap or come loose upon their landing then they fall into these conveniently fall breaking leaves that keep them from plummeting to their deaths did these vines just break their fall and tie them up in a spiral thing who days to find the autumn or you quit that was the deal badge sometimes characters and movies are [ __ ] just because the movie needs a backup this is one of those times Dan left holding both your hands up to indicate 10 doesn't work when you only have eight fingers being muzzled sucks I get it but why does it take him so long to rip that muzzle off his face with his two good hands no mutton chubs sheep saying this is the equivalent of a person saying Oh meaty ribcage where does that road go well wherever it goes they have to be running out of traffic cameras to look at since I'm sure they're outside the city limits at this point Judy a police officer doesn't have a flashlight and has to resort to using a phone damnit jump-scare go back to an insidious movie where you belong chief BOGO handed out 14 missing mammal files they're all here am I supposed to believe that in this giant sprawling city all the missing person cases are related to this one case chief BOGO doesn't know how handy the main character happens to catch one of the main bad guys on video to swim all drains lead to the mountain they survive this even in Zootopia celebrities interject themselves into situations they are unqualified to address with all due respect a good cop is supposed to serve and protect I appreciate Disney trying to tackle all these delicate social issues but I'm afraid we're about to reach critical mass if they start talking about Darfur or something this movie might just become Sean Penn no with this references Breaking Bad I'm sorry okay well I can cross that off the bucket list you have a bucket list dude ladies and gentlemen I give you speed this movie is full of survived events that shouldn't be survivable right get that even in Zootopia the cops are corrupt as this art imitating life or life imitating art several years in advance of said art being released main character running away a trips on some stupid falls down for a treat moment of tension cliche does this museum not have video surveillance aren't you on camera right now laughing about your great criminal victory over officer Hopps actually this is some Horrible Bosses level of thinking never play the secret audio condemning your foe in front of the actual vote lest they threaten to kill you for Lady Gaga's Elle I immediately regret this decision ever since cinemasins began the most requested thing has been TV sins and now it's a reality click the link in the description below to check it out and now the audio outtakes I've glimpsed our future and all I can say is go back our target is a major transaction of micro processes yes those I don't know what they are you don't know what they are who gives a you're acting all skittish don't worry I've been stealing birds for living since before I could drop no one tells me what I can or can't be [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: CinemaSins

Views: 4,767,385

Rating: 4.8673673 out of 5

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Id: ERMgSbeGsnw

Length: 10min 22sec (622 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 01 2018

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This had, like, 10 million views

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[u/antdude]

Nice title.