Everything Wrong With Big Hero 6

[Music] one disney logo is not enough you must also endure the old-timey throwback mickey logo [ __ ] as well san fransokyo wow with the placement of the asian inspired golden gate bridge alcatraz island in the downtown area this is clearly san francisco but with tokyo on top of it which is cool i'm down i just want to know what happened to the pacific ocean is all or is this movie like the watchmen where we're living in a world where we lost world war ii our san franciscans so liberal that they said you know what we have a huge japanese population only fair to rename the whole city porn disney tries to push another real steel on us like we aren't gonna notice that what's your name little boy hero hero hamada literal protagonist's name is literal well at least one animated film with a good cop bad cop character got nominated for an oscar tadashi ex machina you graduated high school when you're 13 and this is what you're doing this is the perfect time for this kind of exposition and how are they hearing each other extremely convenient ramp shows up at the exact spot where they need it what the hell is this doing here anyway spot fighting is illegal you're going bot fighting aren't you does it fight across town with so many bot fights happening all over the city it's amazing today she found you with the one you were at also aunt cass goes from caring about these kids activities to not existing at all in order to facilitate their sneaking out a second time what are we doing at your nerd school how did you not know he wasn't going to the bot fight way before this zero resistance faster bike it'll allow the chip from premium rush to get her kid into the country three times faster than the last time honey lemon go go wasabi i spilled wasabi on my shirt one time people one time okay i'm going to do something really different and be extremely nitpicky here i know these kids are nerds but the guy spilled wasabi on his shirt and this was deemed hilarious and embarrassing enough to base a whole nickname around it good thing these guys weren't around when i was younger or i'd be called sour cream and onion dressing dpix comics i'm actually allergic to that you are not allergic to bacitracin you do have a mild allergy to peanuts you could tell that just by scanning him jesus why hasn't tadashi already become insanely rich and won the nobel prize with this thing yet you have been a good boy have a lollipop hilarious but where did he get the lollipop how does baymax deflate like this with a carbon fiber skeleton inside it let's see how i put them together hey genius he invented them you're robert callahan kid who knows who this famous scientist is somehow doesn't know what the man looks like all these crumpled papers show that hero is addicted trees and never got microsoft word or even [ __ ] notepad installed in his computer my name is microphone feeds back to accentuate the awkwardness cliche look i've got no problem with these microbots since we're in a sci-fi comic book cartoon except the part where he says these things are controlled with your mind like even under the best of circumstances where you're concentrating at a perfect level how does that communicate to all these little bots the exact specifications you want and what if your girlfriend breaks up with you on the day you use these and all they can construct is a broken wing if you can think it your microbots can do it so this kid invented nanobots only bigger roughly tons of years after the invention of nanobots robert i know how you feel about me we find out later that crain neglected safety when it came to a transportation portal which callahan's daughter test piloted and never came back because this needs to be a surprise for the audience craig talks to callaghan like they don't have a history together and callahan talks about grey like he's simply some greedy businessman and cass we'll uh we'll catch up okay there's virtually no reason why tadashi and hero decide to hang back other than to have the unnecessary brother moment and so they can be around when the exposition center catches fire i was just gonna tell you your fly was down for the whole show but if his fly is down here it is not remotely visible from the audience's position callahan's in there someone has to help like aquaman i can't believe this extremely smart guy thinks he can run into a burning building and expect anything but tragedy oh [ __ ] all my microbots are in there and my brother as usual no sad moments can happen without earth dumping rain on everyone also only black umbrellas are allowed at a funeral cliche a zero i'm okay really does it hurt when i touch it healthcare robot is programmed to continue medical exam even after patient rates pain is zero on a scale of one to ten you should expect an increase in body hair especially on your face chest armpits thank you amazingly the robot baymax thus far unfazed by any kind of protest actually stops talking so this movie can keep its pg rating i'm satisfied with my hero is so unnecessarily beyond embarrassed about baymax's discussion about puberty he stupidly jumps on him to try and deflate him which of course leads to a new discovery under the bed we've seen these microbots do amazing things but getting out of a jacket pocket is something that is above its pay grade your tiny robot is trying to go somewhere damn you baymax you've been on screen a total of about three minutes so far but you've already hit adorable levels worthy of once in reduction wait did baymax just walk through the cafe without anyone seeing it hero hey man gasps there is absolutely no reason why hero acts like baymax's e.t and needs to keep his ad from knowing anything about it there is nothing whatsoever on the line if she finds out about it how did baymax get on the trolley does he have coins paper currency is money obsolete in this weird ass fusion future no one thinks it's curious that a white inflatable blob is walking around town cat wilhelm scream you gave me a heart attack my hands are equipped with defibrillators you know what that's funny but if you're gonna know for a fact that he has allergies to peanuts just by scanning him surely you can tell he didn't literally have a heart attack did you file a report when your flying robots were stolen cops seemed skeptical about flying robots despite the two-minute display of baymax's obvious weird robot abilities and awareness by the way is this the age of minority report where no crimes are being committed anymore this is one empty police station or maybe the villain from bad boys is planning to rob it hey aunt cass apparently has never seen anyone act suspicious before hiro kills a 30-pound cat by throwing it up an entire flight of stairs did baymax charge all the way back up in like a minute let's work on your moves movie clearly and deliberately rips off the matrix luckily this movie hero put in so that baymax can learn karate is a side scrolling one take action shot that will motion capture all the moves a robot designed to help people with health care and that's it of course has multiple ports where you can stick other programming chips knife hands back kick gummy bears that is definitely amusing and i hate to be a kill joint but did he need a robot to get him gummy bears out of the vending machine man i'm an [ __ ] this car notices them and stops to investigate amazing timing considering who it turns out to be slow-ass baymax was able to catch up to hero before he blindly fell into the ocean car that has been suspiciously following hiro this whole time just turns out to be his friends who could have simply called out to him instead of being a bunch of stalking [ __ ] just stop for a walk meanwhile the mysterious mask figure who has all the microbots and is moving all sorts of [ __ ] around has gone deadly quiet don't push us away hito we're here for you that's why baymax contacted us and we waited for hours before actually driving out to see you so that we could get mixed up into the plot holy mother of megazone i hear they just took a lot of tj miller's outtakes from cloverfield and put it into this movie seriously she took a picture with flash and everything she really just did that movie chair is a car chase page from fast and furious where only the good guys and bad guys are out at night and there is zero traffic super scary microbot villain is only fast enough to barely keep pace with a shitty sedan villain throws a car instead of simply catching up to them which should be possible with his amazing army of microbots movie that pretends to care about science proceeds to make this possible these tires should be freaking dead by now skidding against the grain like that for the second time the masked villain assumes the heroes are dead and wanders off stupidly either that or his intent was only to scare them all along in which case he carried on for far too long movie thinks it can slip a stanley cameo by us like we're just gonna let that slide nice dry [ __ ] the man in the mask who attacked us is none other than voila you had the tv queued up to this dude before you ever came in here i hear a song which means montage time does tony stark know that some kid in futuristic san fransokyo has a pirated version of his gadget creation software and first iron man's hand gesture creation computer tron girl and now mr incredibles i'm too fat to fit into my suit moment this movie is ripping off all the disney actually since baymax is mostly air he should pop when this happens right we saw him intentionally let out air earlier to squeeze through a window why is he not doing that now to help the suit fit which reminds me does he still have six pieces of scotch tape holding all that air in cause amazing if so scott's tape doesn't last more than a day everyone knows that he gave everyone a weapon except the dark-haired chick who gets skates i'd like to introduce baymax 2.0 baymax is an awesome robot and an awesome character but this armor once again illustrates the bizarre need for marvel to make a mechanical robot badass in every one of their movies also that's the iron man suit awesome why you didn't create cap shield and thor's hammer for other members of the team i'll never know baymax steals the odd job from goldfinger movie can't resist its inner harry potter and has baymax fly through san franco basically just to show off the imax 3d stuff you overpaid for all these movies have a scene like this pretending to justify the need for the technology is this still going i honestly just counted 20 movies with a scene like this in my head during this scene i figured i missed something i would have to ask the seven-year-old kicking my seat for a plot update but nope now baymax can scan an entire city from this range and figure out everyone's health statistics this scanner is way more amazing than almost anything else in this movie even microbots but it'll only be used for this one scene and never heard from again none of the new teen heroes kill each other in this seizure of itchy trigger finger reaction assault also didn't even kill the thing that made the noise somehow but cute pigeon guys you might want to see this you might want to see this cliche also once again bad guys are leaving doors open for anyone to peek inside their criminal operation all the visual information they need to know is ready to watch at the push of a button oh what the hell throw a little stargate in there too we've picked up a slight irregularity in the magnetic containment field irregularity in the magnetic field that a rich guy or scientist ignores causes death and or villain spawning cliche and a dash of spider-man 2. jesus this movie is a casserole of other movies ideas having failed earlier to kill them by throwing a car villain spins the prize wheel of attacks and once again lands on the throwing heavy at people and hoping they die pie wedge also for the second time in this film villain leaves heroes for dead without checking to ensure they're dead the explosion you died no i had your microbots which are explosion proof also who started the fire you can cue the billy joel music while we figure this out i guess callahan did because he knew the microbots would protect him as he birthed his revenge scheme you gotta have faith so you can cue george michael now cause i gotta have faith movie steals the robot temporarily turns bad scene from the iron giant now that he's turned evil baymax also does what the bullsh villains always do and that's wait so long to attack their plans are foiled at the last minute and because hero uncharacteristically suddenly decided to kill the professor a convenient pandemonium ensued that allowed the bad guy to get the mass back voila screenwriting 101 people my enhanced scanner has been damaged of course it has it fulfilled its one use and now it's worthless wait you mean this robot can actually keep its access port closed aren't things like that mechanical what power does he have on the inside of his body to keep that porch shut but maybe don't leave your team stranded on a spooky island next time oh man yeah it's cool heathcliff picked us up in the family chopper somehow we were able to get here in the four minutes you've been in this garage we found something you should see damn 20 of this girl's lines are you should look at this cliches speaking of which nearly all the characters that are not baymax are nearly worthless in this movie what distinguishes these characters that make you want to see more of them the pilot was callaghan's daughter a tragic story he never shared with anyone because he knew one day some kid would build him something which he could use to get revenge you have to keep your supposedly dead daughter a secret somehow i guess he told everyone she went on vacation or something you took everything from me when you send abigail into that machine now i'm taking everything from you this is the most elaborate eye for an eye revenge plan ever conceived what was he gonna do if hero never invented those microbots because i would have gone with that plan ah thank god for rebar it's always handy whenever you're about to die how does callaghan have the ability to take on multiple people at once using the microbots he's gotta do this all with his head splitting attention between all the different heroes coming at him from all different directions tons of killer debris flies into the portal but misses hiro completely and he's in the dead center of the pool use those big brains of yours and think your way around the problem look for a new angle you mean they haven't been trying to come up with new angles this whole time yet miraculously just because hero tells them this all of them come up with solutions everyone survives this my sensor is detecting signs of life abigail has been subsisting on balrog dreams and fairy dust whilst in another dimension the portal is destabilizing she's alive in there someone has to help hey those are the same words tadashi used when he stupidly went into that burning building but now they sound heroic i mean doubly stupid considering what happened to tadashi the portal is destabilizing but baymax wastes all this time showboating around before flying into it wasn't this a matter transporter between two places this part of the movie suggests the contraption first transports you to some weird spacey alternate dimension place and then you have to find the second portal to get out which means cray actually invented more than a teleportation device he invented a wormhole or an alternate universe to the left right simply giving direction commands would be worthless in the supreme field without also giving instructions on how far or for how long to veer left and right hero sacrifices himself to save the world clear well he's saving two people not the world still sacrificing himself for the greater good and the iron giant did this [ __ ] too [Music] they did that just at the moment it exploded if he wrote whined about anything else for just one more second they would have died baymax i mean you can't build another one you [ __ ] have built a million things in this movie just as impressive as baymax and you make it sound like you can't ever build him again meanwhile wouldn't tadashi have saved his work somewhere he didn't have a laptop with all the work on it he just saved everything to that one chip who are we spider-man the incredibles the avengers the fantastic four oh [ __ ] now there are six more you [ __ ] i got to keep track of even the end credits scene rips off spider-man 2. fred's dad has the most amazing timing ever and shows up at the exact same time fred found this secret room stan lee isn't content to cameo in a painting i cannot deactivate until you say you are satisfied with your care this is not possible inconceivable [Music] [Laughter] [Music] phil phil connors that was totally wicked mine let me go i'll give you anything you want i want my father back you son of a [ __ ] i'm bad and that's good that will never be good and that's not bad i am your personal healthcare companion hello i am baymax your personal healthcare companion [Music] i finally invent something that works i can't lose you two hero you stay i go no following oh man wait till my brother sees you you're gonna help so many people buddy you're gonna be a bad [ __ ]

Channel: CinemaSins

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Rating: 4.7391253 out of 5

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Id: jv9MX7Kj3NY

Length: 15min 10sec (910 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 07 2015

Reddit Comments

[u/Clunse]

Oh boy

This one's gonna piss a lot of people off

[u/Tao_McCawley]

sin # 9 is muted, the one that says: 'Jesus, can we wait until we get home for this lecture?"

[u/freudien]

Sin: Baymax didn't deflate himself in the wormhole/alt dimension as propellant

[u/werewulfking]

But the biggest problem with Big Hero 6 is that there isn't really a reason to call the movie Big Hero 6.

The translator for german was even like "Big Hero 6: There are no big hero 6. This movie is called Baymax"

I found it so sad that they didn't expand on the great first scene where the others were introduced.

[u/henrykazuka]

When Hiro decides to attack the professor, why didn't he use the microbots instead of telling Baymax to do it? He had the remote control on his hand!

[u/KrishaCZ]

You missed superhero having presumably dead parents.

[u/trevdordurden]

I lost it at the very last 5 seconds.

[u/shamWOW15]

I was really hoping for a LEGO movie sins video, but I like this too!

[u/Rhyfel]

Also just some more for fun.

Hiro would have died in prison if wasn't for this convenient over crowding of only the bad guys.

Also, why Baymax acts Drunk when in lower power mode, do the writers of this movie never owned an iphone? Or, a computer. Or, technology?.

Baymax called the friends, but how the fuck did they knew how to find Hero, I mean Hiro.

This stunt would require the removal of mah bubblegum.

Convenient Super Hero Room for Super Heroing.

If any of this upgrading shit was in the Nerd School I would have been fine with. But are you saying they had all these materials in a garage? Or is it just an Iron Man Batman rip off that the rich kid was able to provide all that.

"Sometimes you gotta run, before you can walk" Iron Man rip off.

Movie displays Baymax actually has a battery life, but pretends it doesn't require charging for the rest of the movie.

Man what is it with robots and trees being more emotional and just overall better characters and actors than humans. Is it cause humans are assholes?.