Everything Wrong With The Lego Movie

[Music] 24 seconds of Lego logos 24 seconds of Legos this is a great opening shop no doubt but those are large Lego sheets that make up the lava so there shouldn't be any way to make bubbles according to this movie's rules he is coming cover your butt cover the wat dam Vitruvius couldn't you give the guards an actual warning before they get smashed to pieces by the business onslaught your robots are no match for a masterbuilder this is right he's a master builder that should have no problem taking on a few peon robots like these but all he does is summon up a flock of seagulls to attack them and is immediately shot nothing's gonna stop me now wait there was a prophecy why doesn't business just kill but Rubeus right now especially after he's already ordered the robots to destroy him also while this movie takes great pains and laughing at movie prophecies the fake prophecy ends up being true so it's kind of like all the prophecies in movies ever only with more laughing especially one with face I'm tempted to say that's racist but it's really the opposite almost everyone in this movie has a face of yellow so this detail has no business being in this prophecy that was a great inspiring legend that you made up actually Lord business is correct but we're still gonna watch an entire movie pretending he was wrong only to learn he was correct eight and a half ten years later you're telling me it took that long for Lord business to weaponize the crackle the level of detail in this movie is awesome but how the hell does Emmett ride that bike over there it's only got one Lego stud for a seat which means only half of his ass will fit and he'll be all upside it am i thinking too much about the practicalities of transportation in an animated toy movie you bet I am good morning doorway morning MA even a chipper frequent hello person wouldn't say hello to their bedroom doorway everyday I mean come on that doorway and not the door itself why does this doorway were in a good morning before the three dozen other inanimate objects in this room everything about this poster screams hockey except the word sport why is everything this far bin Lego sighs but suddenly this razor and toothbrush or ginormous it M it typically showers with the curtain opened like this his entire apartment should be a sea of little round blue one pieces under what scenario does Emmett think that any of these outfits have anything to do with going to work today it's not like it's his first day of work or he's that stupid hi I'm cinemasins and I take joyful moments and try them come up jeez what an asshole I am also this funny costume montage reveals that Emmett either has a flex like obsession with disguise or he's previously had careers as a surgeon and Archer a magician a clown and Godzilla lego movie steals the Alma ball show from idiocracy I can get the irony of everything is awesome while seeing a 16 Lane interstate piled with cars and confusing road signs but one side of this should be relatively free of cars correct ones going into town the other is going out of town also while these are super confusing at least the right side has road signs but the left side apparently doesn't get any signs every single car in this row park at the same time how is there nobody parked already this isn't so much parallel parking as it is impossible synchronized parallel parking I know these signs are basically a representation of Pappa Farrell's rules for his kid but no marching bands was that necessary for an eight-year-old or at all [Music] you've been at work for five hours and it's already dark the hell kind of book place do you live anyway also five hours later and they're already calling it a day but they just got there and started singing damn and it's work schedule is badass in the waning hours of the work day the instructions tell the Lego workers to create an elaborate ballet of construction equipment oh who knew LEGO pieces could be linked to the clown or even electrified well I'm gonna have to report [Music] I'll take two sins off for the Solaris nests but then add one back for wyldstyle taking off her mask for any reason during this mission I don't mind this kid imagining all this happening but just how deep to his dad's Lego buildings go anyway considering that we later learn emit as a fraud and even the prophecy is a fraud this crazy magic flashback vision thing Emmet hands when first touching the piece of resistance seems kind of stupid right the piece of resistance animated Liam Neeson character isn't killing anyone in the scene just three days before president of business is going to use the croco to end the world president business is going to end the war bad cop goes all Hagrid on our asses and says more than he should which allows our hero to kick-start the plot you see when you say the other guy I go characters go to great lengths to describe how aggressively average and inconsequential Emmet is also this interview footage of construction workers was expertly shot and edited for maximum and that humiliation you know he's just sort of also bad cops video investigation somehow led him to the coffee shop to talk to the barista it's at this point I wonder how did Emmet get the piece of resistance glued to his back the only person in this universe with the kragle is lowered business yeah sure we know the kid Finn did this in the real world but glue is supposed to be bad remember wyldstyle is such a lethal assassin here makes me wonder why they need it doesn't heroes and a plan at the end of this movie instead of just sending in wild style and letting her go all beserker and the enemy also with wild style is this awesome at fighting then why did she care that Emmet saw her earlier couldn't she have just run down to get the piece of resistance and whooshed on out of there and how did Emmett make his way up to ground level without wyldstyle noticing and just taking the piece while he's passed out I realize we're sending a kid's imagination here but this is some simple imagination this one hack somehow releases Emmitt from both shackles cut it off on them now or whatever you can good cops should be reserved to interrogations right otherwise he's just giving his crew mixed messages but didn't Vitruvius get kicked off the cliff into the lava the beginning of this movie are you telling me he had a Gandalf like experience where he fell to his death but became Vitruvius the white for virtually no reason at all the Attic latter falls down to give em at a ramp why didn't you just do that in the first place where are we titles on screen responding to an in movie characters question for the viewing audience is benefit you ruined the prophecy hang on wyldstyle I'd say if the prophecy allowed Emmitt to collect the piece of resistance it's the prophecy that's up here also you're the one that maybe you're not the one but you'll totally be the one by the end of the movie cliche and we search for the piece of resistance the only thing that can stop the kragle they're telling me the original cap to the super glue is the only thing and all the varied Lego kingdoms that can cover and stop the flow of super glue from the superglue container I say you assholes are trying hard enough who's going to use the kragle to end the world in three days yeah but it's only Taco Tuesday in bricksburg panels Lord business gonna gather everyone for destruction in the other worlds also why if you hadn't read the script with something as scrumptious as Taco Tuesday tip off your spidey senses this entire movie is made M it out to be so common in a sea of commonality that nobody remembers it but physically everyone's got a thing like different facial hair or markings different hair altogether so basically this is the Star Trek's feature or the Planet of the Apes kolima I won't test it on you I'll do it on your parents Lord business imports bad cops parents entire house instead of just abducting the two of them and crackling them to a random Lego piece removing good cops facial features removes the entire good cop personality from this guy somehow also though as an aside is lego sex the most basic thing ever or what hey my rounded peg would seem to fit in year-round at home come let us attach and unattach ourselves together repeatedly for a few minutes damn this kid even managed to imagine a hooker in the saloon this kid's like eight right eat me upstairs in ten seconds this is hilarious but why would the octant title card company make silent title cards for what is the protagonists adventure more importantly why make title cards for anything your mind is already so prodigiously empty that there is nothing in it to clear away in the first place is this the silliest movie Morgan Freeman's ever appeared in no he was also in Ted too now you see me too and Dolphin Tale - I know a crazy right still true prophecy chosed you in it we know that wizard Vitruvius is making this up as he goes along but why the certainty about Emmett's usefulness can't he just take the piece of resistance and with the help of all the other remaining master-builders can't the kragle himself all you have to do is to believe all you have to do is believe please shame draw a cowboy hat on him but wait don't have the people in the saloon have a cowboy hat and isn't the point that everyone has the same face so common hats wouldn't make a difference after hundreds of shots by his minions at the hang-glider bad cop takes them out with one shot these robot cops should just be stormtrooper figures rather than be propelled forward after hitting this train the heroes conveniently goes straight up and conveniently land on top of the convenient train that is convenient Oh No did bad cop actually get on these train tracks knowing that the heroes would eventually jump on this train and what kind of xxx state of the union is this anyway again why not do this in the first place rest in pieces way to make this yet another Batman scene involving Ra's al Ghul and a speeding train well they threw and Lucius Fox somehow to Batman when the does Emmet know who Batman is he lives in bricksburg remember a place where everything is generic and the only thing on the TV is where are my pants you think president business is gonna allow a vigilante superhero to be shown on public media so if this universe is based on the playset that the kid is using in the real world where is cloud cuckoo-land big and complicated enough that the dad would have noticed and it's obviously that jacent to one of the traditional sets no bushes moustaches I understand the rest but why the war on moustaches some of that painted right on their face and they can't help it of course we saw Emmett shave his face a while back so what do I know what's real the special will now give an eloquent speech the fact that anybody who knows Emmett at this point thinks this will go well Church that shark is out of water that doesn't compute at all why implement a shark defense system on the infinity of floor miles above sea level and you know see and strange dangerous relics that entrap snap and zap how are those used against you again every single part of this story shows you getting your asses kicked by all the dangerous stuff in the tower but here the relics are just sitting on their pedestals being used by nobody large idea have that'd be better than the ideas of 100 of our fallen masterbuilder brothers well Emmett has the piece of resistance right something you didn't have when you broke into Lord business's tower on the last attempt Jesus why did they even try that time without the single most important relic they needed and an inn company had to ride a Rainbow Bridge up to cloud cuckoo-land but this pirate drops out of it into the water with no sign of any kind of rainbow bridge in sight is the Rainbow Bridge temporary or does the movie just not get about cloud cuckoo rules well at least it can't get any worse every time a movie character says this an angel gets its wings ripped off by a god-sized pair of pliers huge ass blinking tracking device goes unnoticed by everyone in this entire movie until now because of course it does dang it Wow in a total dick move Wonder Woman must have perked her jet literally on top of the Batmobile I guess Lego Superman doesn't have the power to just end this entire attack by bad cop right now ready for that hilarious moment interrupted by logic it was a basketball they didn't have to be ready for it it's been harmless you were part of a group that was just giving em it for being useless and then you go and do this if you let go Shaq you're a fraud you're no more master builder than em it is it's win to stuff like this stop Superman isn't this the type of thing that stops Hulk and dream catchers in case we take a nap Morgan Freeman dream catcher references forcibly inserted into the tubes of this lego movie you must embrace what is special about you but that's nothing he's an instructions following loser that's the entire point of the movie actually that even and nobody's ideas are worthwhile but here you suggest he's still special in some way despite numerous moments proving he is not and you knowing you made the whole thing up in the first place in Lego world clowns can get so fire damage they crash into the sea which sort of makes them not clouds but whatever science doesn't exist in this movie it's not like I need dr. Tyson's help here I got this one doc like Wonder Woman couldn't take out all these fools in her own and let's not forget we're in this situation because Superman god damned Superman was defeated by bubblegum so wait no every time waters been shown in this movie it has been flat sheets or little one pieces of blue Legos so them traveling through this sea of actual water is a freaking lie I don't care if it's a little kids imagination play by our rules movie then after a few leaks the fucking thing explodes explodes it loaded instead of sinking holes in a sub caused an explosion that just happened survivors sensors can see into the water but literally can't see through a double-decker couch how do they get Superman out of the gum pile whoever and whatever touched it should have also been stuck like Green Lantern and it's much-maligned double decker couch actually saves the day but how did these assholes fit in the seat cushions this isn't the Millennium Falcon's secret compartments here you have to do some very simple things with the scale of the human beings in this world to make this work pirate Lego Lex machina also pirate guy goes on to explain he came back because he watched Lord businesses forces totally overlook the double-decker couch okay Thor whatever but you were leaving you said why were you even still around to keep an eye on a floating couch you like left but actually hid behind a rock and spied on everything I guess the little detail of a true B is drinking from the couch cup here is just so goddamn hilarious to me that I must remove the sin it's follow the instructions and it says this and it definitely sounds brilliant but then their plan ultimately involves very little instruction following and a metric asked ton of improvisation I mean by follow the instructions M it mostly means draw up a plan in advance which is actually a totally different thing somebody get me some markers some construction paper wait aren't they supposed to be avoiding any adhesives yeah but according to your precious instructions he made that with markers construction paper and glitter glue really apparently Emmett's planned spaceship that looks like president businesses spaceships calls for a hyperdrive they got to this point in the Lego world by train horseback and a floating double-decker couch so a hyperdrive is not needed to get to president businesses tower but the movie wanted to shoehorn in a Star Wars moment and so we get this Batman is about to jump on the Millennium Falcon here which as you see includes Lando Calrissian but because Lando is actually voiced by Billy Dee Williams that also includes Harvey Dent until Tommy Lee Jones replaces him mid-flight what Han and everybody be doing and yet another asteroid with yet another space slug I demand answers for this parody that is both hilarious and entertaining but sinful also is the kid flashing back like the movie is right now does his mind work like a family Guy episode step 4 Benny and metal beard who sneak their way into the master control room metal beard the largest noisiest loudest motherfucker on your team and you sent him on the sneak mission hot jesus this plan is really stupid metal beard is suddenly a goddamn transformer and can turn into an object one-tenth his size like a copy machine this is all new information presented as fact not only is the first thought robot soldiers have when they see copier to photocopy their asses but metal beer transformed into a functional copy machine really that was awesome first law of the sea one of the rules has never released a Kraken and if you're one of others maybe you take that one step further and never again release a Clash of the Titans step 5 but Rubeus will provide lookout make sure we're not being followed okay this is a funny moment but everything else about Emmett's plan actually makes sense so why through in this useless job four blind old RIT I move that we freeze the universe can I get a second on that why the balls does Lord business need board approval to freeze the universe it's either an evil secret plan or something that would have been planned for months not a rubber-stamp the day before it happens what do you mean you have always been a robot despite large reams of up being robots Emmett and wyldstyle managed to escape this situation I just realized this is the first of two blockbusters where Chris Pratt's character gets himself out of a jam with a comical music dance number and now I feel like there almost has to be a Jurassic world deleted scene of him in the Raptor Bros popping and locking that night in the city one you thought I was the special damn this kid's imagination sure has gotten dramatic all of a sudden this is a tremendously complex fantasy hey what are you two losers talking about did the plan call for Batman to be here right now or is he just being Batman doing whatever he wants how might this screw up Emmett's plan does Batman care this business leads a coordinated attack on all the heroes at the same time leading us to believe he had snipped out the plot and was ready for it but if it hadn't paused for this line everything would have been different the next thing we minutes of this movie is solely because the hero and villain both have a thing for dramatic timing the prophecy I made it up Vitruvius tells Emmet this when he's about to die rather than days ago but honestly the real bull fears that this prophecy was so specific and everything about it except Emmet turns out to be true except the Emmet part even turns out to be true kind of in that Kung Fu Panda way what I'm about to tell you will change the course of history the electric shocker 100 Mississippi no problem villains it's a needlessly long timer for people getting killed and doesn't even bother to stay around to witness it and terminate everyone okay so Papa Pharoah wants to glue everything that already exists in place and that's explained but why would he terminate all the master-builders that are providing instructions for the stuff that's still being built like there are skyscrapers in bricksburg that are still under construction right and ghost Vitruvius the effects in conceit of this movie are brilliant taking Legos and making them move on their own in their own little universe so why are we getting these wink wink moments now like 70% into the movie who wants a taco half the happy responders to this question are in sombreros that's racist does anyone have any ideas I do let's get Superman to save the day Benny send this out to everyone in the universe I know most of the droid I mean robot arming is with business right now but there should be someone left behind in the elephants right at least the ones that were previously directing and watching this show and he was just like all of you a face in the crowd the speech is awesome but where the hell did she get all this backstory footage of Emmet to run under this emergency broadcast some of this violates the First Amendment I think I mean this here says security footage but it's emitted his own apartment does this society film every residents personal actions in their apartments I used to think they follow us funny that they got the town crier to read this news but this is being shown concurrent with wyldstyle speech so how are they getting this news in real time wait there's a security footage up the goddamn double-decker couch escape okay now who filmed this where is camera here's more security cam footage to the feels like just previous movie scene footage degraded to look like security footage I mean the bad guys had this on camera you never would have gotten away with it right the kragle hoses politely pause their destruction of this town so its residents can get properly inspired the scene progression made me smile so hard my face nearly broke off once and removed this another fish so this is where the kids imagination diverts from the Rubies story and it's unclear how those two timelines interact obviously the kid doesn't know that Emmet sacrificed himself for his friends because he doesn't know he could move around in the real world which means that either explanation of how this movie movies is flawed this is a disaster it's hard to believe that Vince Duffy dad actually bought Legos in order to build his model Empire permanently oh dude why don't you go ahead and use the glue when you so obviously meant to use it for your model dad ensures the cancellation of one of his avatars favorite shows dad business does the squirt some of the medicine out before giving the shot cliche with the container of superglue okay the micromanagers have been gluing things in the Lego world while Dad business was gluing them now however dad business is walking away from the table to tend to Emmet so why are the micromanagers closing in on a robot pirate ascending is neat and clever but it actually raises way more questions than it answers the piece of resistance can still save them now you saw that dozens of other cry angles in the drawer dummy and it is suddenly a masterbuilder because reasons you see this is what I'm talking about is the kid actually building this mech suit for Emmet right now while his dad is looking right at the city also the micromanagers have been shown to be dad's hands so the kid must literally be slapping at his father's fingers Yuna Kitty's negativity power is unleashed man while I'd love to remove sins for being awesome it took until this one moment for her anger to finally come out nothing before this did the trick only seeing the thought to be dead Emmet in the construction transformer being attacked I guess if Emmet can hear everyone right now they all somehow have those magic Avengers earpieces I guess you're expecting me to remove a bunch of sins here at the end because we learned most of this movie is happening in this kid's imagination yeah while I'm touched by the Will Ferrell ending and it still moves all by himself in this climactic scene suggesting he's actually real so I'm gonna take off 20 sins for this movie's raw heart and then cap it they're assuming at least 75% of what I saw in this movie was at least potentially real Finn did you make all of this suddenly this father thinks what his son did is remarkable even though just a couple minutes ago everything he did was terrible I'd like to recap that this is all because Emmet is a toy with real human feelings who got Finn's attention by falling off his dad's desk who then gave him the piece of resistance Emmet suddenly turned into neo unikitty suddenly turned into the Tasmanian devil of killing things and now the dad not knowing any of those things is like cool shit son let's bond over this what's the kragle here what's really gonna bake dad's noodle is that there's a king Lego figure that looks exactly like him the prophecy is made up but it's also true how fortuitous yeah but even when they douse this universe in mineral spirits there's no cooking wave and get dudes pants off now I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about truth is I don't want to know find a black light place to look like a Jackson Pollock painting this is even more painful than it looks if you don't I will look for you I will find you and I will kill you my boy you maybe instead of standing in line for high-priced coffee beverages and it should sign up for nature box because then whether he goes on a crazy adventure to save the universe or merely has a normal workday at the construction site he'd be set with snacks that are delicious and good for him and I'm like recapping the kragle signing up for nature box is easy all you have to do is go to nature box Commons and because you're awesome they'll even give you 50% off your first order in didya maybe you like sweets maybe like salty snacks or spicy stuff nature box has you covered with a massive roster of snacks with new snacks being added all the time is that true it has to be and if you don't like one they'll replace it for free that's like zero dollars save money on your first order get replacement snacks for ones you don't like where's the risk just like Emmet you are special and special people deserve special snacks it's your destiny so what are you waiting for power your fruits pet to nature box calm and get started snacking healthy today

Channel: CinemaSins

Views: 9,299,928

Rating: 4.8310189 out of 5

Keywords: cinema sins, review, lego movie, wave jockey job, the lego movie, LEGO, movie, eww, everything wrong with, mistakes, cinemasins

Id: llxJthqtGNc

Length: 21min 59sec (1319 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 07 2017

Reddit Comments

[u/BlueWingedTiger]

i loved the movie, i expected a poor movie prior to watching but and as in Jeremy's words "this scene made me smile so hard my face nearly broke off" i fell in love with it almost immediately.

:D

[u/r2d2_21]

You can tell he loved this movie because pretty much all “sins” are nitpicks. And because he reduced 20 sins in one go.

[u/ROBOT_B9]

No, the silliest movie Morgan Freeman has done is Lucy, remember?

Also, is this the only movie you're doing this week? There's no movie listed for Thursday.

[u/Pantscada]

when he says legos instead of lego

my brain

[u/Pickles256]

They explained why batman left and joined wild style and emmet in the same scene

[u/Coug-Ra]

I rented the movie this evening. I'd never seen it before, and thought the sins video would be a decent excuse. Holy crap, WOW!!! Blew my damn mind how good it was. The cinematography was the biggest surprise. A couple of genius camera angles, in there. But, the story is where it's at. Heart, heft, and ingenuity at its core. Thanks for the recommend, guys!!!

[u/WallopyJoe]

The Westworld/Paint it Black blooper might be my favourite ever bit to feature at the end of one of these videos.

[u/RancidLemons]

Is it just me, or did most of these sins feel like they were just explaining the joke?

[u/[deleted]]

Seeing him nitpick the bike pissed me off.