DANK DOODLE MEMES V671

sherlock holmes when he sees a molecule of dust in the crime scene oh yeah it's all coming together when you live in a small country and see someone mention it on the internet what's this this an apple what's this are you an orphanage because i want to give you kids i'm already a orphan kid then let me be your daddy ah yes the negotiator microsoft shuts down internet explorer after 25 years of service you were the best chrome downloader that i ever used genie you have three wishes by the way you can't wish for more wishes me on my third wish i wish for more genies to appear genie you weren't supposed to do that when you find someone who has the same sick sense of humor man dresses up in costumes to when bearish wife on zoom calls mad lad 100 i'm i'm gay and also hi i'm gay and also i'm dad you fell for it full you may have outsmarted me but i outsmarted your outsmarting if one teacher can't teach all subjects why is one child expected to study all subjects elementary school teachers i don't have such weaknesses karen it's a free country i don't have to wear a mask cashier it's a free country i don't have to serve you if america did this we'd only have like 20 people in switzerland you can be denied citizenship for being too annoying how's your mental health doing right now i don't want to live and i don't want to die what a way to exist same somebody's dad in the back of every home school zoom call me about to start an anime with only one season me on season 1 episode 497 nobody picks a mobs who the frick said pursebusburs attention this video can be experienced as shocking the video living soccer ball makes fun of man with asthma facebook marketplace is a different world are you still selling the 30-inch tv no sorry i sold it a few days ago how about 200 i already sold it sorry 250 dollars i literally do not have it then don't waste my time ah yes the negotiator excuse me mame your wallet foul sorry i have a boyfriend my wallet now me makes race car noises when i push my trolley around every girl in the shop karens are the hottest type of person i find them to not only look good but their attitude fits all my shrek shell needs i work retail and occasionally try to annoy them so they yell at me karen screaming at the retail worker the retail worker jokes on you i'm into thatches me can i book an extra session next week to get help with my claustrophobia therapist i think i can squeeze you in me you can what does your stomach ever hurt so bad that you get completely naked on the toilet don't like trucks stop buying shoes problems solved society you may be cool but you'll never be hanging on with two fingers off a cliff while banging your rich cool what if i put flex tape on a broken flex tape phil swift with his crazy ideas good question random girl on instagram hashtag no photoshop the people in the background somebody has to say it today's lego sets are overpriced and not as cool as they used to be they were always overpriced the difference is now you're paying for it we have a winner gamers when they have two massacre innocent people gamers when a dog gets shot in game so long partner is donkey kong a gorilla or a monkey he's a donkey dumbass it's in the name donkey kong yeah this is big brain time when your friend tells you to go to page 92 and you see tissues she bumped my leg and didn't say excuse me so when i brought it to her attention she said your leg shouldn't have been in the way well since you wanna be petty i'm marby petty you get what you freaking deserve there is love without shreks there is shreks without love there is you without both why must you hurt me in this way you're fired employee the single mom people with an iq over 10 having a broken leg doesn't give you a free pass to take a seat from a single mother my room my house good wi-fi bad wi-fi my day is just crap what's wrong beer frozen burnt my pizza and girlfriends pregnant you just can't pull anything out on time can you lol that's a lot of damage karen when the manager doesn't come karen when the cops disagree with her karen when the mexican has the audacity to speak tortilla in her presence stay at home superheroes bath man ironing man incredible sulk snack panther teacher you have five minutes to copy everything from the whiteboard students people only say you because they can't spell this gostang boomers the young generation is a bunch of idiots boomers making cartoon where's the ocean gamers after replacing the o in their game are tagged with a zero netflix is cute is slammed for actualizing little girls why don't you take a seat right over there the minecraft wiki the terraria wiki eight-year-old me in math class eight-year-old me calculating damage in ugo is it possible to learn this power brains brains i force my pets to be vegan because i'm vegan national geographic cameraman found filming couple having shreks states that humans are technically animals and that it's his job to do this no no he's got a point i was looking for a new guard dog maybe a doberman german shepherd rottweiler or a pitbull then i found this border collie and he scares the living [ __ ] out of people jokes on you i'm into that shiz this itch dropped her wallet and i said excuse me and she was like i have a boyfriend no thank you so me and my number save mcdonald's offer you get what you freaking deserve normal people when they run out of insults in an argument gordon ramsay when he run out of insults low-paid employees trying to do their best my mom yelling at them for making a small mistake rtx off rtx on cuter's official trailer netflix i love democracy you'll praise keanu but forget that one scene in john wick too i'd like to see the manager i've had depression for so long that it's not even sad anymore it's just annoying like seriously we feel like dying today get it together you sound like a freaking idiot everyone leonardo dicaprio is the only one who has so many meme templates me an intellectual coyote peterson literally dying from a sting the cameraman can someone with photoshop skills please add a train to make this super intense and scary the guy who thought a shot the new lego star wars set eight-year-old me my broke mom normal teenagers teenagers in anime spongebob patrick squidward plankton mr krabs frick i thought these were titties for like seven minutes iphones with fortnite installed are selling for insane prices what's wrong with people when you meet his homeboys and you got the ugliest one my girl liked this and i don't know how to feel about it eamon d valera president of ireland was arrested whilst giving a speech when he got out of the jail a year later he went back to the same spot got up on a soapbox and said now as i was saying before i was so rudely interrupted he is a man of focus commitment and sheer freaking will what's up virgin not anymore just ask your sister i don't even have a sister dumb frick just wait nine months 99 level of stress i wanted to post this just in case pizza or ice cream ice cream oh i might have made a mistake you ordered pizza no i freaked your sister break her bed not a heart finally fake estate i don't think i'll have kids plain invites arguments this bloodline dies with me assertive metal as hell implies you're taking on a great and noble burden which allows no arguments dad how do i know if a girl likes me i don't even know if your mom likes me that spider at the ceiling when you're having shreks i don't understand this trilogy at all god makes bees satan though let me try satan got what in the frick is that and why is it so angry satan oh is that not what you were making me an introvert who did all the work the extrovert presenting our project me watching an indian guy make a villa in a forest at 3am my sleeping schedule in 1911 bobby leach survived a plunge over niagara falls in a steel barrel 14 years later in new zealand he slipped on an orange peel and died that orange peel they said it could not be done astronaut learned melvin includes his rescue dogs in best nasa portrait ever i'm so glad he rescued those dogs from space me hey you free today frick here i am meriture game ads be like level one only one in every two billion can solve this puzzle hint cat stupid people animals aren't as smart as humans animals breaking news this pit bull pulled out a teddy to show it to a dog of another car making a plant illegal is like saying god was wrong making a plant illegal was one of the first things god ever did my son left his computer open i wonder what he looks on the internet nice music i like your name thanks do you wanna moan it flirt stickers the japanese used to slow drivers down drivers who thought everything was stickers the next day texas woman calls cops on skaters harris is the man ends up getting arrested herself you get what you freaking deserve do russians have in capitalist america jokes in capitalist america bank robs you waiter kids 12 and below gets discount mom he's 11 me but mom i'm 15 mom when your mom bursts into your room to yell at you for playing video games but you're reading a book whoever did this is pure evil will you press the button your partner makes you a sandwich but their sandwich has bacon yours does not me after pressing yes plus partner plus food upgrades people upgrades when you ask the teacher can i go to the bathroom and he replies with i don't know can you and the whole class starts laughing why don't you have a boyfriend my parents aren't really cool with that yet what about you why don't you have a girlfriend because your parents aren't really cool with it yet omg cute boy flirt parents where kids cried [Music] where girls cried where men cried one piece naruto tokyo gal pokemon attack on titan dragon ball z how did the mario brothers view espn relationships mario says you should be able love anyone even if it's the same shreks luigi says 10 atp resolution do you have any idea what my home life was like growing up with six sisters who look exactly like me ah yeah pathetic if dudes are expected to have a lot of shreks but ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage but homosexuality is bad i'm really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that shreks with guys i got it society is literally telling dudes to go frick themselves i'm sure he broke up with me because i'm ugly oh no don't say that you're beautiful but you listen to cardi b girls with the time machine i'm going to go visit my younger self omg yes me too boys with the time machine in the end it matters bro class thought insults quiet kid quiet kid writes her name down me perry is a villain as he always stops to finchman's achieving his dreams me getz calls him my dad who teached me to be a gentleman if jesus had been hung the symbol of christianity would have been a robe joining the army to go to college for free going to prison to get free health care i'm gay lmao i'm not actually gay my boyfriend took my phone and tweeted that woo that was a closed one my friends when i have gun if it's not supposed to work it shouldn't fit on behalf of all fat people frick plain seeds freak cinema seeds frick theater seeds frick amusement park seeds am i fat no it's the chairs who are wrong russian humanoid robot learns to hold and shoot done softly don't going into class having actually studied for the exam that one section which i thought wasn't important i may be blind but at least i'm not black karen's people without a sense of humor this guy i'm american i hate nazis i'm a homicidal maniac not a traitorous bigot thanks satan a man and a great owl goose named maria formed a close relationship she would wait for him every morning at a park where they would walk together she even chases away other geese and any dogs that get too close to him everyone like that lunch hand have you ever ridden a horse me riding it like a skateboard yep ranch hand that's not how you ride me kick flips horse ranch hand holy freaking shoes i don't use my lock so please knock or you might see my cop english teachers your username is the cure to the deadliest disease in the world what is it do vaporizer i'm gonna stay out of this one so i'm sitting here on my grandma's couch and [Music] police cheesed a wanted thief after he tried to evade capture by disguising himself with a pair of glasses those dc bastards lied to me company designs chair for people who love to sit cross-legged if you're seated reading this i'm sure many of you are sitting cross-legged invest when people ask me what it's like having a cat i'm fat i have a large hitbox [Music] christmas is on a friday this year what if it's the 13-12 american trying to figure out what month 13 is all men are pigs women are equal to men sensoy wu believes you just failed stupid guy jumps onto a whale shark and rides it by clinging onto its fin let me guess florida so what shares hulk has super strength doctor strange has teleportation and super intelligence thor kim jong-un orders north koreans to hand over pet dogs so they can be used as meat kirby has found a gun annie prepares to commit a hate crime your honor can you really blame it on a young man who did it for a scooby snack post traumatic stress more like spicy memory the kid who knows about plasma the third grade science teacher smashed racism welcome immigrants smash immigrants welcome racism how was your exams today you mean my science exam don't you mean science it's spelled science law you're so gonna fail science nutrition fact if you drink a gallon of water per day you won't have time for other people's drama because you'll be too busy peeing stay hydrated my friends my dad showing me a pickaxe do you know what this is me a pickaxe my dad i'm impressed not many people know that me smiles in minecraft visible amazement jim thorpe the legendary native american athlete had his shoes stolen just before he was about to compete in the olympics he found a mismatched pair of shoes in the trash can and went on to win a gold medal wearing them he was also the first native american to win a gold medal for the united states running shoe companies when you get an ad for an app you already have i own you should i run for president earth in four years when the cashier asks if you want to donate to the poor i'm a poor itch teacher sorry girls our plan 2 bangladesh has been cancelled the kid named ladish me i think i'll try light mode today my eyes daring today aren't we me blade is only fair kill in monsters what about the guy you just killed 10 seconds ago he was the worst monster of all 10 seconds ago i kill horses for leather my granddad was responsible for 35 down german planes in world war ii still to this day holds the record as worst mechanic the luftwaffe ever had they had us in the first half not gonna lie the dog knows he's done nothing wrong but he's black so he's not taking any chances with police [Music] if you live to be 100 i hope i live to be 100 minus a day so i never have to live without you had her i feel the same silly old bear so we will die together then yeah wait what the pact is sealed she's just went from zero to 100 real freaking quick you'll never tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so bystanders don't hear you fighting for your life huawei launches laptop with camera that stays covered until it's opened the fbi women with a time machine i'm your granddaughter really men with a time machine the asteroid is going to come hard and fast impacting just to the northeast of the yucatan peninsula i will try to stop it but in case i fail evacuate everyone in southern lyrimidia nuclear winter means plant yields will be low and mammals will be targeting your nesting sites thanks for the heads up we got this now bro the frick you were shipping crosses for what part of my story makes you think i like crosses my friend just said that tonight her boyfriend quietly got up from the couch went into the kitchen measured out all the ingredients to make pancakes made one single pancake sat back down on the couch ate it quietly and did not even ask her if she wanted one my dog when she sees a lawnmower omg scary also my dog when she sees a mailman mess with labo you get the stamo lego creates sandy lego slippers 266 years of horrible pain invest when microsoft word puts a red line under your name the day i lost my identity when you are using your relative's toilet and the shiz won't flush me trying to stop myself from replying to someone in point two seconds after it took them a week to reply to me son how am i playing dad dad you are just so amazing wish i could play like you also dad uploading it on youtube world's worst violin player lmao this will get a million views if you work hard then you play hard if you hard then you hard bombs in movies 10 minutes later when you listen to a rapper song about how bad their parents treated them and you tried to relate but then realize your parents actually are very supportive and care a lot about you wheels on the shopping cart be like nobody nine years old me putting a dislike to the video that the teacher said us to watch the teacher who made it with love and care and only wants to see us grow in life i found this on my brother's phone imagine being this bad at minecraft minecraft pvp tips a deer when a leaf cracks in the forest a deer when you're coming at them at 60 miles per hour gram milligram kilogram what about instagram holish is that boomer as frick federal agents raid gun shop find weapons every 60 seconds in africa i mean it passes [Music] teacher the projector isn't on this is hands down the best thing i've seen for this meme format me enters password correctly on your device google did you just sign in when you decline the knife and fork at the sushi shop anti-vaxxers my body my choice trump 2020 the virus its free real estate when you are snorting coke from her ass crack and she farts this is not a bird-shaped clown a bird flew into this window and left a mark i'm 100 sure that someone started this game at the beginning of 2020. frick i'm so excited to be cold and sad in a couple months being hot and sad is not it the clearest water in sweden me who just posted picture of my hand me as a parent trying to hide my snacks from the unemployed lazy people in my house i call this the might make another sand which might not vegan cats when their owner dies delicious finally some good freaking food wanna hear a joke sure your life my life isn't a joke jokes have meaning george no i will initiate self-destruct steam if you have a game for less than two hours you can get a refund speed runners and that's when the big bucks start rolling in the kid named mart mob i had a fight with rick and our relationship could be over for real this time it's all right sweetie fights happen all the time between couples stop worrying so much i get that but what do i do with his body now the what like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank 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Id: lyUiQo-WBiA

Length: 25min 20sec (1520 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 21 2020