DANK DOODLE MEMES V672

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someone should make a haunted house where it's not that scary and the props look poorly made but the exit is fake and the real haunted house begins when you think you've left it well i just want to say that i'm a huge fan my friend at work me not realizing this is where they worked [Music] therapist why do you think you have a problem trusting people me june 1st august 22nd a school in russian prison it's nice they let her keep teaching enormous lion terrifies photographer with loud raw then smiles at him photographer a surprise to be sure but a welcome one can you not new york times predicts that flying planes won't be possible for another 1 to 10 million years wright brothers after flying a plane literally two months later if you ever meet someone who calls gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color they are 100 a cop when your girl says daddy pass the salt and you and her dad reach for it then you remember you are in your own house i'm the daddy here man knocked out with one punch after calling black people pets in london underground [Music] they've survived for 600 million years without a brain array of hope for some of my bbc colleagues that's a lot of damage 15 ways to sneak snacks into the plane excuse me i think the word you're searching for is drugs i love when sand gets in my food don't get me wrong i don't want to always put sand in my food but when i'm at the beach and some sand inadvertently gets in i sit back relax and enjoy the added texture freaking satan himself this guy every other company black lives matter and then there is listerine me can we get black panther mom no we have black panther at home black panther at home i consider myself a pacifist ernie but i once killed seven men in a prison shower with a bar of soap if you touch one of my paper clips again you're going to lose another eye oompa loompas the parents who just watched their child get impaled with a chocolate spear a belt is the only piece of clothing where it is perfectly acceptable to go outside without wearing one but still makes you look like a pervert if you take it off once you're in public epic games thanking me for my purchase me who got the game because it was free women's day hello men's day the opposite of the opposite of wrong is left [Music] after lionel royce an actor in nazi germany lost his job for being jewish he moved to the alps grew a beard and bleached his hair he then returned to the stage as a self-taught peasant actor and was praised by the as proof of the superiority of aryan blood sneak 100 hey can someone remind me to cancel my spotify premium in 3 months you should cancel your spotify premium holy frick thank you i completely forgot why can't i find a guy like this ugg hey no i'm literally the guy in the pic but hotter lmao pathetic what if we use one hundred percent of our brain i wish your owner virus started in las vegas because what happens in vegas stays in vegas therapist don iwomp he can't hurt you don i want let's have shreks shut up i'm trying to concentrate on my combos the guy school district says no pajamas for online classes lmf8000 what you all gonna do send them home teachers listen here you little shoes horror movie character let's stop at this diner the diner pedestriality is a natural structural orientation don't discriminate against head of the entirety of the internet either way you fail as a human being what is this thing it's solid glass all the way through like a big stir rod i'm gonna tell him don't you dare a company is named after your d which one microsoft thirsty plane glorps claws glops glops claw splorps glops claw the ocean is technically soup because it has salt veggies meat and it's been heating up i guess this is some deer gum that starts out sour and turn sweet japan must be stopped invest watching ralph in anguish feels me my neighbor left a vague note about it we don't give a freak if you freak but why the frick do you have to freak so freaking loud frick freaking frick of course the justice league will pay for the damage mysteries that cannot be solved yet interior of a black hole anything divided by zero dark matter where's the ocean come on give me chemicals and will power to do anything other than laying on bed and scrolling through memes what high schoolers looked like when i was nine what they look like to me now when you're level 69 i have the most simps no i have the most simps amateurs what was that punk amateurs talking frog convinces son to kill his dad remember kids drugs are for losers yay drugs they had us in the first half not gonna lie kfc tortures chickens infrared the guy who made the cover booty shorts with two qr codes on the ass that lead to a pdf of the communist manifesto and a page where you can stream scooby-doo invest omg so cute imagine going to a baseball game and getting sad behind these two cuties you know what grinds my gears people not wearing masks me my xbox controller batteries my sister and her purple lightsaber what is a highly underrated advantage of living alone walking around naked buying minimal groceries no one drinking my leftover alcohol not having to talk cooking for one sleeping anywhere cleaning up after me crying singing out loud without having to explain why lazy days are real actual peace of mind me oh yes we got a player with a chinese username the chinese player who's actually a bot jokes on you i'm shiz name something russia is famous for russians milan will release on disney plus on september 4th for 29.99 in the us so i have to pay to watch a movie on a streaming service i already pay for prime video if you're ugly you are ugly there is nothing like a near beauty do you see short people going around saying they got in a height it's hard to argue with his assessment please watch your step or at least fall humorously don't mind if i do hi do you still have the ps4 yes i still do are you willing to negotiate 260 it's listed for 240 though yes i know i can pay 260. that's a higher price fine 250 are yes the negotiator harry potter can't go back to hogwarts but why because all classes will be held online well that makes sense [Music] a company named codel has created a special pillow that finally solves the cuddle arm problem i'm sorry is this some sort of couple problem that i'm too single to understand when you are constantly anxious but you don't know why just pulled the door handle off safe to say the fricker was as surprised as i was buying a mansion and private jet using your mobile data at home because the wi-fi is slow rottweiler carries 13.6 kilograms weight everywhere he goes hey you free today frick here i am america 100 millennials i don't understand gen z aesthetics millennials in 2006. i hate when people park like this canada has a 200 000 rubber duck that just floats around for no reason peace is always an option why are you laughing you wouldn't understand the lowest age of consent in the world is 11 in nigeria netflix you know i'm something of a nigerian myself i could poison you you've been poisoned would be the first time in recorded history with two hurricanes in the gulf prepare for trouble and make it double americans bro any height over six feet is genetic lottery dutch people is this some american joke that i'm too dutch to understand my friend endgame had the best crossover me [Music] dog owners omg my dog is the best she loved me so much oh boy i love humans they are the best no my dog is better she loves me more i would give my life for them cat owners i hate human beings i hate human beings too wanna be friends yes sometimes you just need to lay on your bed and do nothing for three years teacher only two students managed to answer the question correctly the smart kid and the dude that cheated off him hey did you cheat on me with joe how did you find out joe mama wait what who's size large joining the army to go to college for free going to prison to get free healthcare i'm sorry is this some sort of american joke that i'm too european to understand insomnia is more common for those who have a high iq intelligent people have a harder time switching off their brain me who has insomnia and still a dumbass you may be old but are you this old girls tend to stutter due to nervousness when speaking to someone attractive girls when they talk to me me i'm not saying a word without my lawyer present cop you are the lawyer me so where's my present banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour psychopaths fitness is my passion time traveler ehi what year is this man in the street 1963 time traveler i'm wondering if this is before or after kennedy's assassination man in the street it is two days before time traveller aliens oh man season 2020 of earth is intense hopefully it gets better for the humans the alien who read the manga pretty sure it doesn't waterproof socks how do you wash them waterproof water these are confusing times my father died 14 years ago but i still add his number to my contacts list every time i get a new phone this is enough to make a grown man cry just a quick reminder this is the real photo what simple life hack should everyone know glue a tiny mirror over the picture of you on your driver's license so when you hand it to the police they get confused and arrest themselves instead who are you who are so wise in the ways of science hey look it's another person who still has to recite the entire alphabet just to figure out what letter comes next shoot the kids hang the family frame them all murderers cameramen lmao who answered yellow me this cinema has screens in the bathroom so you don't miss the movie invest 25 years of ads peeled away september 2nd a warning softly don't okay class flirting is now a school subject so it's time to get smooth let's start with an example who wants to go first jose get up here if some hot piece caught your eye what would you say is your name john because i have never seen a girl like you germans must walk their dogs twice a day new law will say minister to introduce law next year to ensure nations 9.4 million dogs get enough exercise everyone like that general john cedric's last words were they couldn't hit an elephant at this distance before being shot by a sniper the sniper nice shot hi scent dudes you mean nudes i'm in a fight i need more men virginity is cool remain pure yeah i'm a student what the frick is going up with my life i'm a vegan okay i force my pets to be vegan angery my pets are rabbits very good how indecisive are you me uganda confirms 45 positive cases of over 20 over 20 no one crisis at a time when i was in third grade we had google earth on the school pcs there was a flight simulator and i would ask kids for their addresses i would show them the flight simulator fly the plane straight into their house and say i was controlling a real plane and that i destroyed their house that's the evilest thing i can imagine girl who know i'm not going to send nudes also girl on her snapchat stories america america america america satellites reveal there are 20 more emperor penguin colonies in antarctica than previously thought everyone liked that okay girls today i'll teach you how to properly use makeup yee okay boys who wants to watch me wrestle that bear we do if you look like this then like this and back like this it's safe to cross the street if wendys doesn't reply to this i'm going to mcdonald's and ordering everything on the menu don't do that to yourself whole leashes you freaking killed them dude when the teacher's already on the third math problem and you haven't even written your name yet am i [ __ ] are you winning son no i'm not but thank you for taking an interest in my hobbies even though you might not fully understand them you're a great dad dad five minutes before on the beach and in the sea animals do not leave trash humans do please behave like animals she's on the floor is it just me or do these chairs just spawn in [Music] yo who the frick is nobody and why do she want me please tell me this happens to other people this be the one thing on a bad day that's going to make you reach your limit lmao girls with the time machine i'm your granddaughter really boys with time machine he has magic boom boom listen to him i'm your king now me gets injured school nurse why should we hire you i can install minecraft mods without watching a tutorial welcome aboard got makes humans humans make this shoes cuties coming on the 9th of september amy aged 11 becomes fascinated with the twerking dance crew hoping to join them she starts to explore her femininity defying her family's traditions got i should have made a sandwich instead of making you studies show that girls often pretend to be soft and weak around their crush girls around me that one gummy bear vitamin i ate three years ago the virus is in my body to the youtuber who put an ad in their rain sounds for sleeping video please eat a rat poison sandwich that youtuber woman breaks windows to save husband's gundam collection during flood because that's what heroes do when you donate three thousand dollars to your favorite streamer and the next week you notice she has bigger tip eight-year-old me when i took the clothes off a barbie it is time to go [Music] was i a good browser no but you've always been there for us when you lose at the game at 3 am but your parents are still clapping for you in their bedroom man falsely imprisoned for 10 years uses prison library to study law and have his conviction overturned becomes a lawyer and is now helping overturn other false convictions because that's what heroes do today at walmart this girl ahead of me in line card kept declining so the cashier offered to pay for it she told him i have a boyfriend and the cashier legit told her i'm trying to hurry home and watch some basketball right now not date your broke ass girl i was murdered places where reality seems altered schools at night leaving the movie theater late empty beaches early in the morning traffic lights when there are no cars around late at night man creates zero two plushie that detects sadness and calls you darling please make it stop when you show a funny meme to your mom but it turns to a 30-minute lecture i know you're going through a lot right now just know you did this to yourself motivation 100 this 393 year old greenland shark recently discovered in the arctic ocean has been wandering the ocean since 1627. it is the oldest living vertebrate known on the planet photo captured by julius nelson queen elizabeth greenland shark you have been well trained my young apprentice they will be no match for you surgery is just stabbing people to life well yes but actually no that one friend who will stay with us lifelong yeah really okay then why spiderman didn't come when titanic was sinking me making the teacher talk about his life so we don't have to work the teacher they love me gamers before marriage gamers after marriage do you still hate me yeah on a scale on one two ten if i had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with hitler and then laden and you i would shoot you twice why must you hurt me in this way dear diary today i got paid to draw doom guy teaching rapunzel from dismiss tangled how to shoot the heavy assault rifle today was a good day me after i raise my hand in a class thinking i know the answer but end up being totally wrong [Music] you can save this cake by adding well well you've aged you've aged well well you've aged me says offensive joke at dinner table also me my mom my sister knowing i'm gonna get my ass beat my dad trying not to laugh his ass off me and my dad after we spot a fly in my room ah if it doesn't have a barcode that means it's free right ham don't see a barcode on you does that mean you're free later like that's ever gonna happen my mom her childhood friend me realizing they are gonna talk for the next half hour me opens my phone for a second at a family reunion every young cousin within a five kilometer radius i want to play a game when you memorized every meme on internet and nothing is making you laugh anymore young samwell rashevsky aged eight years old facing hs master simultaneously in france 1920 he lost all games brains brains i don't wear masks because i have rights sixteen-year-old me seeing myself in supermarket security camera my crush me [Music] scientists hope to use 10 eggs harvested from the last two northern white rhinos to create viable embryos that will be transferred into surrogates from another rhino subspecies rhinos don't even lay eggs and these same scientists tell us 5g is safe whatever sometimes i stagger even myself with my genius when the class doesn't maintain silence so you pull out a silencer when life suddenly starts going too well [Music] biggest d award goes to my stepdad why is everyone hating me all i did was call my stepdad a d very poor choice of words top four creatures you won't believe are actually blind where's the ocean the usa isn't by any means perfect but why socialism sucks usa ussr the first pick is cuba second is detroit wait seriously doctors in america when you don't have insurance i'm a healer but nobody sucking in the library that sign can't stop me because i can't read when you tell the quiet kid that you like his clothes and he erases something from his textbook i'm sorry is this some sort of an american joke that i'm too european to understand kid dies after xbox one launches to scout to slice his throat you cannot handle the true power of spinjitsu enjoy it these are the best years of your life this is the best will you press the button google gives everyone free internet but apple goes out of business android users life a stretchily transmitted terminal disease no no he's got a point if you kill a killer the number of killers in the world remains the same kill two killers then london to get world's first infinity pool with 360 degree views so how the frick do you get in it then i don't need sleep i need answers teachers never judge a book by its cover also teaches after seeing a kid with a hoodie all right kid you are a drug dealer now like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos thanks [Music] you
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Length: 24min 6sec (1446 seconds)
Published: Sun Aug 23 2020
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