DANK DOODLE MEMES V670

do you have any special talent me horse daily sleep 2.9 hours students maybe i'm a horse my uncle went to japan and a man liked him so much he made him out of sushi new bubble wrap will no longer pop when you squeeze it everyone on this planet i hate it when engineering students refer to themselves as engineers like you don't see med students calling themselves doctors or art students calling themselves unemployed art students i was murdered that nose ring looks so good on you thank you it's mine can i have it i mean the nose not the ring why you want my nose because mine is gone who took it who knows laugh out loud that was good flirt me when i copy the exact same code from tutorial and it doesn't work me my iphone battery after two months my ds battery even after 10 years the man who asks a question is a fool for a minute the man who does not ask is a fool for life confucius me who asks a question and gets ignored how men sung about women in the 50s how men treated women in the 50s [Music] i just stubbed my toe did i scream and cry like a baby no of course not a baby does not have the lung capacity to do what i just did they had us in the first half i'm not gonna lie youtube asking to try premium then youtube asking to try premium now double adds mid-row lads waiter children below 12 and adults above 65 eat free me great my dad turned 66 yesterday my dad you dare use my own spells against me potter just cheated on my test and got a 98 better than when you cheated on me and got an std destruction 100 i wish i could find a guy just like you you know who is a guy just like me who me haha you're so funny that's why we are best friends depression if you don't have any friends you're not introvert you're a problem if you think being an extrovert gives you the right to bash introverts for not having friends then you are not an extrovert you are in a strawberry that's a lot of damage normal family dinners my family dinners the interrogation room stop he's already dead i did it i did it i built a pringles wrinkle no glue just physics it's beautiful i've looked at this for five hours now went on gta 2 get 5 stars just to feel wanted [Music] human kind it is time to go was i a good species what no frick no when your broker's freak but grandpa was buried wearing a rallocks [Music] hi there it here if women paint their eyebrows we can paint our beards no no he's got a point some heroes wear hard hats diana construction worker jason haney hid a giant where's waldo cut out all over his work site for the children in a nearby hospital to find once he received word that they'd found him he moved waldo to a new location so they could start looking for him again me explaining the group project the kid who's already decided not to help the one who doesn't understand the one who won't betray you you see the difference between boyfriend and boyfriend is this little space we call this friend zone whose size large biggest mr is known to man who killed jfk is there a city of atlantis is there life on other planets who let the dogs out introverts when their uber driver didn't say anything on the whole trip take this shoes and have a great day europe's largest 3d printer builds two-story house construction workers we are short staffed for tonight damn that's crazy good luck though when you turn 18 and start life for real this ride only stops in an emergency crying is not an emergency me trying and failing to make my terraforming look natural in minecraft magician take any card me takes his credit card magician me realizing it was my card my friend eats his strawberries without the crust the world is ending food delivery workers krusty krab pizza is the pizza for you and me don't show us on camera our wives think we are at work the cameraman yash rex is cool but have you ever had a npc that has same speed as your character babies on airplanes the kids in my basement screaming for no reason nobody dad's photo gallery gandhi has completed the manhattan project gandhi has completed the manhattan project steve irwin gets reimagined as a pokemon trainer everyone like that decapitated wasp grabs its head and flies away god looking at his creation me gets good grades still a virgin no criminal history has a job whoa my mom this is worthless just finish sanding my tiles so that my car will ride smoother on the interstate and honestly i kind of love this look using etc because there are too many examples using etc because you don't know any more examples how long i hold my breath for how long actors hold their breath for your australian friend it's very peaceful and calming here without any pollution the moment you land in australia welcome to australia passport please math question karen buys three boxes of face masks for ten dollars each literally everyone impossible girl i want a man he needs to be tall rich handsome and preferably blonde boy i want a girl who isn't obese girl [Music] humans use torches to see in the dark foxes have good night vision but screaming until i pass out challenge teacher class can you give an example of failure me raises my hand teacher beautiful another example me we will never know who the world's greatest spy actually is he could be any one of us i have more simps no i have more simps amateurs what was that punk amateurs students are being suspended for taking pictures of schools that aren't following or on a virus safety protocols hopefully they don't stop until every student is suspended and safe at home schools sometimes my geniuses it's almost frightening gifted kids who use to read novel after novel no problem as a child only for now to be depressed and have a hard time picking up a book to read out of enjoyment raise your hands kim jong-un orders north koreans to hand over pet dogs so they can be used as meat satan dude uncool when the voices in your head say they'll stop once you kill someone those bastards lied to me why is it when your girlfriend or wife gets pregnant all her friends rub her belly and say congratulations but nobody rubs your d and says good job warning signs someone's depression is setting in they're much more quiet than usual they use the excuse i'm tired a lot they've lost their appetite they constantly look at the ground they want to be alone a lot they smile for a moment but go back to a blank expression right after me finally realizing i'm freaked i'm a grown man i'm a big adult i can do this no one showed up to my pet raccoon's pool party me has veiny arms hospital nurses it's always what are you doing step bro but never how are you doing step bro chips fries crisps chips tea fish food my friends is friendly fire on me about to find out google someone just signed into your account do you know them me tis i she's forgot to turn this on sims when they get a girlfriend get married and have kids in the first five minutes of the game i do as the crystal guides me playing cod during online class my teacher on the enemy team terraria cave sounds minecraft cave sounds when i see a dog i say hello dog when i see a cat i say hello cat when i see a cow i say hello cow when i see a chicken i say hello chicken when i see a human i quickly avoid eye contact and hope they don't talk to me love is strong but babushka with rpg is stronger kylie jenner makes 1.2 million dollars per post on instagram i lose three followers every time i post a photo with my face in it when you're the first one to wake up at the sleepover i ran through an entire country with diarrhoea please emojify cancer tick-tock you're god damn right mom so where are you taking me out to eat on mother's day me we have food at home mom my panic panic a panic panic hispanic panic he made this at his doggy daycare it's beautiful i've looked at this for five hours now 240 p 360 480p noah's neighbors in the village um watcher got there noah a smoothie my d is so hard to find that wound will never fully heal he will carry it the rest of his life nice girls don't judge our weight it promotes unhealthy beauty standards and the personality is what it counts also nice girls when they see a short guy i will call you mini droid skeleton 24 7 skeleton when you have half a heart left clowns when someone smells their flower [Music] me feeling depressed as frick my mom coming to see if i got an a-plus or not for me making memes is like playing minesweeper i don't know how to play minesweeper what would you like to talk about anything okay cool so no offense are you naughty i can be in what way i made a sandcastle with my grandmother's ashes that's just dark she's just went from zero to 100 real freaking quick tick-tock getting banned me who has never used tick-tock the true purpose of the samsung galaxy fold every day we stray further from god russians we have thoroughly tested our rovered 19 vaccine on penguins it has no side effects also the penguins made this so i can reject girls nicely due to circumstances beyond my control i'm not accepting girlfriend applications this does not mean that i do or do not like you it simply means i'm not mentally capable of having a girlfriend and i'm doing you a favor polar bear cup turns bucket into helmet i do not know who i am i don't know why i'm here all i know is that i must wear a bucket what me when i see the clothes i hung on my chair at 3am who the frick are you identify yourself number participants sitting inside a small circle for three days straight to win ten thousand dollars mr beast peaceful family event grandma's racist comments no watching while phone being fixed makes me nervous you have become the very thing you swore to destroy me about to call my mama rich my brother who said it means beautiful in french english-speaking people i fear no man but that language it scares me why cap give sam the shield but not bucky because he knows sam would more likely to get shot i can't wait for you to get home so i can eat your ass dad what the frick omg i meant to send that to your sister i have several questions society if people didn't exist when your family hit you with just the right amount of trauma to make you more funny than suicidal neil patrick harris stan patrick harris on the outside i'm a baddie but on the inside i'm a sadie adam and eve's children when they realize they need to populate earth you get rejected by your crush she gets rejected by her crush later [Music] me playing a sony exclusive one minute later a group of karen's should be called a complaint and that's a fact girl i heard cute girls doesn't need to pay for drinks bartender they don't here's your bill when you thought this meme was only available in 144p nine you can't eat me literally any number i know but he can seven shoot for a bully free school very poor choice of words hey babe come over only if you let me she's on your face okay sit wait what i'm sorry is this some sort of relationship joke that i'm too single to understand no lighter but we got science how did you not have a lighter but you did have a magnifying glass other companies buy our product you won't regret it cigarette companies you gonna die what if men only shot one really big sperm i bet that would be a scary first experiment for young billy especially if it flopped on the ground like a fish and you had to stomp it to death every time hedgehog lifespan woodland hedgehogs two to five years unvaccinated kids maybe i'm a hedgehog lsd the beginning of something wonderful i don't care if china is using tick-tock as spyware why are people making such a big deal out of this anyone who uses tick-tock deserves to be spied on they had us in the first half not gonna lie when they say your future is bright when you escape from kfc but you don't know what's your purpose in life i finished the assassin's creed series from pc or ps4 from youtube ominous bubbling for four years i slept in blissful sleep but the people need me i returned to repair this shattered world we make the best cars in the world europeans and japanese [Music] can this teenager use a rotary phone though look at these stupid kids they can't use a rotary phone they can't use a phone book wow it's almost like as technology advances older things slowly become useless and obsolete kind of like ellen that's a lot of damage flight attendant yachts deaf passengers me i don't have a mask grandma hold mighty invest girls with time machine i'm gonna visit my younger self omg yes me too boys with the time machine ever heard of nuclear bomb no would you like to a pet rock is a fun pet until you realize that it's essentially immortal and you've damned it to an eternity of watching its loved ones die never underestimate teachers nut all over your school i will do what i must ah my human is getting robbed it's okay he doesn't have any money how lucky are you me i gotta go make a sandwich brb k i'm back early making the sandwich in the seven year time period you can't rush art gym teacher i could run faster in my sleep gym teacher my wife is making me do this stupid parade someone kill me now please boomers your odds of dating a supermodel approximately one in eighty eight thousand so you're telling me there's a chance is thinking that they are going to destroy the soviets russian winter when your bro cuts your wifi connection so you cut his spinal cord get may made breaking google buys fitbit for 2.1 billion dollars oh bad deal i bought mine for 69.95 no no he's got a point calling cats by their real name past bisperse women headstuck and metal gate for five hours while spying on neighbors you get what you freaking deserve me going home because it's getting late the guy who kidnapped me japan's top anime studios unite 2 launch youtube channel streaming free anime will you please listen i'm not the messiah they are the messiah me when i hurt my brother me when anyone else hurts my brother you hear keys jiggling in the door you haven't done the dishes you haven't folded the laundry the chicken is still in the freezer horror games monsters player dupe monsters player seven-year-old me winning a staring contest seventeen-year-old me staring at my computer monitor for 25 hours a day the trickster me at a restaurant waiter here's your cup me oh thank you waiter puts down cup me thank you waiter phil's cup up with water me thank you waiter i'll be back soon with your food me thank you what mouse walks onto legs i don't know what mickey mouse what duck walks onto legs donald duck nope all ducks walk onto legs sherlock and you call me dumb the girl texting why do people like feet not king shaming just wondering what about feet makes them so attractive to some people that must be something from the us here in europe we are more into meters prank fill a bucket with water place it on the door kill all your family and then kill yourself the police arrive and they get wet prank me trying to sleep on airplane baby behind me screaming until i pass out challenge teacher why are you laughing me nothing my brain master uruguay unsolved mystery of herobrine i haven't heard that name in years history channels when i'm watching alone history channels when my parents enter the room when you walk past a group of girls and you single-handedly turn all of the lesbian mission past respect europeans aren't making fun of americans about offid what most of the dumb american memes are made by americans the world if the villain didn't spend 51 years to explain their evil plan fact the samsung safety truck shows the road ahead on screen so drivers can safely pass it everyone like that cooking together is a form of intimacy no one who actually cooks wants to cook with other people in the kitchen lol 51 413 supporters keep tick tock in the united states this petition is to keep the aptic talk available to the united states every day we stray further from god when you're the have everything guy hey do you have anxiety prime amazon yeah i got both i could strangle you you aren't tall enough you sunk low enough for me 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Id: dMTv2NXqQ9Q

Length: 21min 45sec (1305 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 21 2020