DANK DOODLE MEMES V661

a prisoner who briefly died argues that he served his life sentence the prisoner that actually has a point the court people no you can't post random image and expect people to understand it me an intellectual glowing nightlight lamp with removable globals for trips to the bathroom invest the bomb counter in movies be like [Music] ferrari agrary orary beware of the dogs the dogs parents telling me that they walked 10 kilometers to school me telling my kids that i survived a global pandemic are you sure 2021 will get better as sure as the sun will rise boomers cartoons are not realistic spongebob hurry up what do you think i'm paying you for you don't pay me we don't even exist we are just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought one more crack like that and you're out of here no please i have three kids high fps and low temps will come to you if you thank gaming doggo [Music] ask my son to eat his food or i'll switch off the tv and he stood up from his chair and switched off the tv he's now playing by himself and has abandoned both the food and tv what does this mean the sun they called me a madman grandfather who served in a war and wore a mask the entire time grandmother who wore a mask while serving as a nurse in the war masks infringements zombie spider a fungus infected spider half dead half alive infecting other spiders with spores pack your things we are leaving we all don't matter well boys we did it racism is no more everyone in europe when the temperature goes above 25 oh frick off you big lamp this itch decided to climb down the tree to evolve and now i have to learn calculus and move along [Music] how i feel wearing a hood what i actually look like ah i don't really know how to do these hi sorry that was pathetic roses are red violets are blue frick i can't think of anything so can i sleep with you yeah sure well i never expected that to work is it possible to learn this power if you go to jail for tax evasion you're living off of taxes as a result of not paying taxes joe rogan no no he's got a point if you ever feel useless remember ferb from feeny yes and ferb has a voice actor breaking news crime in canada doubles canadian crime rates have doubled in the past week rest of world oh really from what two to four canada yup [Music] listen son secret of immortality is ushers i never expect that actually i don't know netflix enjoy this high school drama with some relatable ordinary kids we are sorry due to ovid 19 we are beef we are beef you're too gorgeous to be single you're too ugly to be flirting with me boys after shreks okay i'm done girls i got 57 more rounds in this four round magazine my face when someone tells me stress balls are for squeezing not for throwing at people who stress me out [Music] me just trying to find an empty toilet stall the person inside i made eye contact with me i forgot my assignment at home my online teacher china when they rip off a legit brand jesus christ our great lord four out of five people get money in their birthday cards happy birthday number five [Music] where girls cried where boys cried where men cried my battery is low and it's getting dark thank you this man for creating the world first video game and now we have things to do when we are bored in quarantine this cat looks like he's holding a little machine gun the trees can't be harmed if the lorax is armed when you take a deep breath while someone is smoking to get the lung cancer for free instead of paying seven dollars when you give your super powerful pet away in a video game free kitten teacher why didn't you go to the toilet in the break me it's hard to explain the toilet in the break ah come over batman can't huh my parents aren't home batman neither are mine introverts whenever they get the wrong order works for me the earth is flat and motionless even smith if idiots could fly this place would be an airport the game stealth is an option me i doctor your result just came back me can i see them i doctor probably not wikipedia my friend teachers education system principles me the smart kid what kind of friend are you the friend who walks behind when there isn't enough space on the sidewalk dvd logo but it hits the corner every time it's beautiful i've looked at this for five hours now the entire planet iceland in 2007 a doberman pinscher named khan saved a baby girl from a deadly king brown snake attack at first the dog tried nudging the baby from danger as the snake was about to strike khan grabbed the girl by the diaper flung her to safety and took a venomous bite to the poor himself puts food in oven the food the plate golden retrievers can hold eggs in their mouths without breaking them that's a horse teacher today we will be learning about friendship the kid who watches my little pony the expert nice guy hey wanna be my girlfriend i'm a nice guy who'll treat you right girl sorry i already have a boyfriend nice guy you stupid itch you filthy [ __ ] what 14 year old girls think depression looks like billy eyelash when the party's over what it actually looks like not much of a house just right for not much of a donkey girls i got asked out three times this week that's solo meet more guys boys some female once looked at me a few years ago that's really nice dude when people ask me why i'm always smoking weed without my cookies i'm just a monster isn't it weird how we live longer than men yeah it's so weird you guys ready yep yes teenagers sues his parents for 250 000 for naming him gaylord his parents i don't know he seems kinda gay to me street cats i will fight a pack of raccoons to defend my honor house cats i drank some milk and threw up on your bed the scientific method step 1 frick around step 2 find out [Music] 23 034 slaps can cook a chicken alternatively you can cook it in just one slab if your slap velocity reached 1600 meters per second i know what we are gonna do today dwayne johnson's family tree [Music] i knew this looked familiar [Music] me joining an anti-vaxx group as a joke my mom is the admin seven-year-old me after the waitress called me young sir teacher today we will be learning about evolution the kid who watches pokemon the expert this a whole fish decided to walk out of the water one day and now i have to go to work and pay rent the official was just trying to kill itself america attacks oh it's the air force oh no it's only one plane oh frick if you're feeling down remember minecraft biomechanics exist in real life me makes a valid point in an argument how i see myself how my parents see me doctor disrespect come in go away the guy that made this mad reality can be whatever i want people in 1918 thank god the great war is finally over hitler in 1939 knock knock numbus i bet he's thinking about other women him why is batman one word iron man two words and spiderman two words with a dash see this guy he is the reason you can't jump up to the sky and see what the clouds taste like my dad's signature my signature when you wake up to your alarm at 6 17 then close your eyes for a second and it's 10 43 time travel when working on sleepy hollow johnny depp got so attached to his co-star the one-eyed horse golden eye he decided to adopt the horse when he heard the horse was going to be put down it's enough to make a grown man cry parrot saying the n word in the pet shop every other parrot repeating it present me shutting off my alarm passed me who said twenty every female in zeus is render distance if god exists it's freaking me be kind even if no one is looking everyone this person just resting a foot on a suitcase learn fake internet points use my time wisely because it is limited me the basement the house the attic mop why are you crying and laughing at the same time me please end my misery to all the six feet kings have a good night y'all lair handsome to the rest gugu gagarich hope your mom tucks you in to all the woman with c-cups or bigger i hope you have an amazing day to the rest of you little boys i hope you get ready for school that's a lot of damage 2020 somebody's got to pay everyone on the planet pay for what i don't know just pay you taunt a girl for being a lesbian so she freaks you to prove that she's not in case you haven't noticed you've fallen right into my trap itch decided to explode now i gotta wash dishes and learn about napoleon not sleeping because of my headache having a headache because i'm not sleeping me blade is only fair killing monsters what about the guy you just killed 10 seconds ago he was the worst monster of all 10 seconds ago i did the cat go i don't date fat guys everyone understandable have a great day me i just don't want a fat girl everyone actor who died in a movie five-year-old me seeing that same actor alive in a new movie sodium an explosive metal chlorine a deadly gas table salt what the hell is this me it's just a cough my mom it's just a cough my doctor it's just a cough google death death death nobody history channels at midnight [Music] what fashion companies tried to sell two women what women actually want pockets first person to eat a banana this is not good first person to peel a banana dude guess what i have friends i have no friends i have friends but sometimes i feel like i'm not important to them but i can't do anything because it seems like i'm forcing the friendship so i'm truly suffering alone today i slapped a man and he slapped me back people this guy legit slapped me back how dare you slap a woman back how dare you what domestic cats think they look like when they are about two pounds what they actually look like parents look who's up early me who just pulled an all-nighter doctor i have your test results me did i pass hahaha doctor hahaha you will soon me haha what kidnapper your son has been kidnapped my parents wait seriously oh thank god kidnapper hey dad i'd like you to meet my girlfriend ruxin gosh max what the hell even is she she doesn't look like a dog she looks like some unholy combination of man and beast this is why i wanted to wait until after the curse was broken i'm a monster impossible when everybody in the class laughs at you for being bad at math so you bring out your calculator when you make millions just by repeating two words over and over gucci gang me respecting the quarantine as much as possible everyone on instagram florida man stole a baby stoller then found out there was a baby in it then he went back found the baby's parents and gave them the baby then he stole the baby's dollar again and ran away professionals have standards me give up one seat to an elderly person the co-pilot confused screaming you can't trust grown men with rgb keyboards you can't trust men that look like a fortnite skin whose size large no excuse for guys to be under six feet hit the gym fat ass oh she's she lost her brain the new staff of my old school you knew here me who came to visit after years not exactly kit finally takes the courage to confess their depression anxiety and self-hate to their parents looking for some support parents phone hand it over teacher what's the opposite of laugh kit shreks teacher what the frick how hit laugh goes hahaha shreks goes rrr brain level einstein wolves after portrayed as monsters in stories and movies even though they are actually pretty chill new snapchat filter makes your dog looks like a disney character now they look even more frickable this post right here officer i'm very interested in computer science and 2d animation i like video games and cartoons me what are you doing my granddaughter i'm making a meme you don't know what it is me do not cite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written i had even made a meme out of this conversation years before you were born what car companies think we want what we really want did you see the new back to the future trailer [Music] me my 4gb ram 5 year old laptop do you want to explode simon says look angry simon says smile having a boyfriend with anxiety is lots of fun because you can tease around with other guys then make him apologize for calling you out try it and call him possessive anxious and he'll actually believe you and even blame himself when you leave him first i nail this roof then i mail degenerates like you on a cross when you go back to in-person school and see someone else with a mask huzzap a man of quality extroverts and extroverts this party is so amazing i know let's go to the club after this introverts and introverts wanna play cod zombies thanks you too me talking about how i finally finished building my lego death star every female in a five mile radius visibly wet six year old me when my raindrop won the race this 24 year old guy broke into the house of a 73 year old person and threatened him and his wife with a knife only thing the young guy didn't know was that 74 years old was a boxing champ and royal marine hand two-hand combat instructor call the ambulance but not for me five-year-old me after saying no we can't tell the bob the builder theme song when you know the link is a rig role but you click on it anyway to increase views of the song it ain't much but it's honest work shark boy and lava girl will return as parents their kid to all the girls that call themselves gamers but only play the sims yo i need help building my house i don't know what i'm doing they had us in the first half not gonna lie police say men with no hands and no legs is armed and on the run i've seen this raw strength only once before cashier the receipt is in the bag me you too karen's why do we have two wear masks it's infringing on my rights people with an iq higher than room temperature in order to protect the village people know you can post one image to fulfill every child's dream and expect people to like it me an intellectual what if we used 100 of the brain nurse set off the alarm to see colleagues breasts bound so she ran down the corridor my parents how come you never socialize with the family me sits with family me gets insulted by entire family goodbye everyone i'll remember you all in therapy all lives matter black lives matter nothing else matters where does it hurt headache stomachache when you perspect the cat but it runs away zuck hand over your data double 07. i spent 113 880 hours of my life for a paper and a handshake graduation this smart ass one day decided to rub a stick against another stick and now i have to stay up all night doing homework when you come back from the vet and try to lick your balls where are they hammer those bastards lied to me the guy in the chat who said i'm wrong me with my alt accounts saying i'm right [Music] why i hold the door for other people so they will notice me so i have someone to talk to so they will say thank you because we live are in a gosh darn society and that's what you do in a society civilized ah yes world leaders i can finally trust china my sister secretly getting sperm from the sperm bank me who has been donating for years poff you are a female with a legend of zelda shirt on what you look like shouldn't matter it's what's on the inside me italians same pasta with a different shape spotify everyone spotify adds ashes doctors are warning people not to put frozen potatoes in their anus what the hell happened here when you're about to take a test you forgot to study for but hear gunshots this is america when the barber spins you around to reveal a ruined your freaking life scenes that absolutely traumatized us as kids and still make us cry as adults the fuhrer is dead oh boy oh boy no one biscuits at end of packet your siblings when you buy a new console like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos thanks [Music] you

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Id: Pfzqb6kOxoI

Length: 21min 17sec (1277 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 11 2020