DANK DOODLE MEMES V669

hey perfectionists this is an 89 degree angle have a good day perfectionists realizing that it is a perfect 89 degree angle i'll allow it going back to school writing an essay about your time in quarantine you're weak i'm you i can do this all day i know height calculator tool input your height 172 centimeters result your height is 172 centimeters the guy who made this program tech enemy team my team my wife is making me do this stupid parade someone kill me now please is this real yeah you can tell it's a tweet from the 60s because of the aging salesman do you want that chord customer no i want god god if you're ever feeling down just remember you're closer to being millionaire than jeff bezos's motivation everywhere i go i see his face when you lose a game but your parents are sleeping my husband and son getting competitive while playing games husband said i freaked your mom to which the son replied i have been deeper inside her than you'll ever be i'm the daddy here your videos suck lol i have spent countless hours exploring all the maps of pubg i have explored every single inch of arrangeable mirror sanhok the kendia and even started to explore livik i've been in every house and every shack been in every warehouse and apartment been to the edges of the all the maps but even after spending all these hours exploring and searching i still can't find who asks annihilation 100. me opens chrome chrome me clicks more times chrome passenger seated on plane next to stranger who looks exactly like him we fly together yes the guy at the back your toxic masculinity don't even let you enjoy movies protagonized by women say that frozen is better than muellen one more time and i'll freak you up what is your eye was into x before it was cool thing swine flu i got it in february 2008 and was the third reported case worldwide a surprise to be sure but a welcome one teacher today we will be working in groups of four make sure to be in a group with people you haven't worked with before me and the boys who the frick are you identify yourself [ __ ] i've never met this man in my life wait a minute who are you i don't even know who you are when you stop paying attention in class for 10 seconds and now they are learning quantum physics when your movies are a big success but your memes are even greater x equals x plus one programmers mathematicians man falsely imprisoned for 10 years uses prison library to study law and have his conviction overturned becomes a lawyer and is now helping overturn other false convictions not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed what the hell is shrek's that thing your parents regret doing [Music] happy new year war scare who that 19 a freaking race war youtube rewind 2020 villains after they joined the heroes the same villains back when they were the big bad of season one so long forest i'll be back when you're a shrimp billionaire and i'm a single mom with aid it's over anakin i have the high ground australians watching this scene [Music] though look both of the con flags that's a lot of damage kids getting one thousand dollars a year adults earning one thousand dollars a month day one day 28 day 38 day 58 day 80 this is what happens to a hemp bottle after 80 days cannabis plastics are non-toxic and biodegradable invest had a dream where a castle came into my room sang goodbye and he shot me gonna make you die say goodbye get yourself a man who's this smooth hi beautiful you there send me i'll picture for fair veinpick you are my pussycat doll please send bobby for 34 000 rupees man bloody father frick send knack pic now i ask many time please send it dying from cancer one last wish to see your bob then i take off life support so can die in peace okay i dead now frick you which by never contact me again ah the negotiator the neighbor suffering from slow ass wi-fi me using their wi-fi to download a 15 gb game when you stub your toe and hear a crack i automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise and then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me microsoft to shut down internet explorer in august 2021 though you were slow you never let us low i'm gonna freaking die disease symptoms tummy hurts a bit too much for a bit too long she has a boyfriend everyone yes her cheeks are getting clapped every night life goes on move on you simps me reading the 54 applies [Music] my home screen my lock screen a cool minimalistic photo big titty anime girls when i donate blood i don't extract it myself the nurse does it for me i understand sir but this is a sperm bank it doesn't work that way here female mantis wanna frick male mantis hell yeah male mantis a few minutes later my nerdy friend no oh you can't just post a fraction and expect people to understand me and intellectual girls are lucky since they don't get ass hair bruh we girls do get ass hair don't think only you boys get sass hair no i don't believe it i want proof show me your ass then we have a deal ah yes the negotiator everybody talking about leonardo dicaprio being all over but nobody talking about how many steve carroll memes there are when you go to china and the people there have the audacity to speak chinese have fun finding someone like me again lmao [Music] just gonna leave this here just because school isn't for you doesn't mean rapping is hi this is micro post we have had difficulties getting you on the xbox database we require your email and password to get you back on our database learn2spell at school.com my pass is stupid k1d omg you actually fell for it have fun getting hack hack my brother has been photoshopping skeletal into the background of random vacation pictures for over 10 years his wife still hasn't figured it out [Music] jokes on you i'm into that shoes without my cookies i'm just a monster teacher why are you late me there was heavy traffic teacher is that my problem me did i blame you me teacher everyone in the class police dog after sniffing drugs all day scale don't put a scale in the bathroom and not expect me to weigh myself before and after pooping to calculate how big my poop was then chart those findings so i can determine my average poop size just she's on the scale dumbass no no he's got a point yeah shreks is cool but have you ever yawned so good that your ear pops and now your hearing is improved americans when the trees start speaking vietnamese russians when the snow starts speaking finish karen's when someone starts making logical arguments [Music] usa we can 3d print our guns me with a canon printer friend i just got a new cat he's so nice the cat please don't let the cat out no matter what it tells you help cat needs air gay men make me puke don't deep throat so far then i will initiate self-destruct stop complaining about your life there are literally people living in illinois somebody stole my toast i stole your toast remember me it's really you magician take any card me takes his v card magician [Music] how does the human brain ignore the second confused screaming my name is greg i'm interested in your food for sale 11k can we drop it to 10k if my girlfriend sucks you off ah yes the negotiator me casually says hi to a girl from school and walmart my mom is this called a faproon or a spork if you call this a for poon please stay far away from me huge news german shepherd and golden retrieve mix shut up and take my money taking a bite out of an onion every day until a new shrek movie is released day 573 robber pulls out machete clark pulls out sword parry this you freaking casual man creates gunther shoots masks under people's faces me and the boys makarov remember no karen a human heart costs 557 000 best i can do is two dirt blocks me and my coworker acting weird customers we haven't noticed yet god when he manages to get one freaking raindrop into my eye from 18 000 meters up the sniper exclusive edition 720p in 2010 720p in 2020 if being shrekzy is a crime then i'm a law abiding citizen when you notice life hack channels like five minute hacks are dying oh no anyway what people think oppression looks like what oppression actually looks like the owner of this device turned off the dinosaur game the only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing socrates i know nothing socrates socrates socrates a guy asked me out last week and i told him no i wanted him to try harder why didn't he try again the lion the witch and the audacity of this itch i was in a park and a lady loudly called out anyone who wants an ice cream come over here i headed over with several others she handed out isis to them all then asked me who are you i realized the rest were all her family 30 years later i still cringe guys literally only want one thing and it's freaking disgusting my life goal is to turn the wahl map green states i have pooped in states i have not pooped in guys just to let you know i had the russian over 19 vaccination yesterday and can tell you there are absolutely no negative side russian everyone after getting vaccinated i serve the soviet union drunk girl offer shreks boy accepts society you took advantage of her you're a monster pervert boy declines society everybody asks where's obsidian but nobody asks how obsidian the mandalorian rumored to reveal boba fett as a woman if what you've told me is true i will shizz my pants in anger during paintball girls omg i'm so sorry it's okay queen boys lmao sorry tommy you shot me in the du mother fricker a colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence for example jane ate her friend sandwich jane ate her friend's colon you someday a caring girlfriend don't do that don't give me hope in 1945 a man survived the atomic blast at hiroshima dragged himself to an air raid shelter spent the night caught the morning train so he could arrive at his job on time in nagasaki where he survived another atomic blast shiz you can shoot me but you can't kill me stupid cutting board it's the third time it brings my chicken back to life my opinion on gun control is we take away all guns give everyone a sword you want to commit crimes master the blade can you imagine if someone robbed a bank with a sword it would be way cooler nobody would be mad they would be like damn that was sick england we do that here pythagoras invented a practical joke cup that would spill wine all over a person if they filled their cup too much in with a half-filled cup while others are soaked wet after couple of years i found the secret of aventador event a door cardi b is like a carbon monoxide detector when you hear them you know it's time to leave that burn is so lethal even i can't help you england's oldest man says key to reaching 111 is avoiding dying sigh he has such a way with words when you visit america and see fast food restaurants flags everywhere and people carrying guns for no reason this is the place ching chan sorry i don't speak mandarin my dad being sad over losing his special sugar me using it to make a pie girls during puberty i hate everything boys during puberty what's this sticky stuff me add subtitles because i don't understand the language subtitles woman continues speaking russian me me flips pillow to cold side everyone at my funeral silence is violence the quiet kid did a nobel escape the annabelle doll escaped on august 14 2020 at 3 a.m in the warren's occult museum in monroe connecticut united states softly don't alone on a friday night thank you for helping flatten the curve through self-isolation [Music] the person who did this i'm the ultimate spinjitzu master person with depression just go for a walk karen who's in charge of this place waiter joe karen who's joe [Music] me babe are you mad uh no me i i just think it's funny that real gold fool's gold comedy gold pretending you can't see someone because they are wearing camouflage a man who had a few too many alcoholic beverages ordered a new before a baby goldfinch that he found struggling on the ground the baby bad was the sole passenger on the ride to a wildlife rehab the drunk guy professionals have standards go you didn't get my signal it was so obvious her signal star wars star wars if anakin pulled out on time what's kraken you can't reply to this conversation the internet when something bad happens boys in puberty he he might be hard girls in puberty until proven otherwise i'm declaring myself the creator of the largest rice krispies square in canada homeless cats i will fight dogs to protect my honor home cats this new milk tastes terrible how stubborn are you i once edited a wikipedia page just to win an argument that i was wrong about i like your glasses i'm afraid they're not for sale virginity is cool remain pure me dies with 84 levels minecraft there's three actually [Music] anatomically guys should wear skirts and girls should wear trousers the class when i open a bag of chips we've known each other for so long no oh you can't force me to wear a mask it's my choice meanwhile more than 100 years ago wear your mask or you're gonna die okay man on five day ecstasy binge was caught filling hotel bath with potatoes my goals are beyond your understanding mom be serious for once you can be successful me what do you mean i'm always serious also me my grandfather i fought off wolves in the alaskan wilderness and had to stitch my own wounds with fishing line me there was someone standing near the mailbox so i'll just have to get the mail tomorrow i thought happiness starts with an h why does mine starts with you i think you have dyslexia that's a lot of damage i love paris oh yes the eiffel tower me hey dad what's for dinner dad food me what kind of food that the kind that you eat me what a beautiful moon let me put on my glasses to appreciate this beauty his best friend is a brick everyone like that nasa wants to probe deeper into uranus than ever before my scientific curiosity had been aroused i like boys i like boys and girls i like girls i'm trans i'm a shrek shell i like kids it's azure no it's turco eyes blue dab adidas me who knows that it is actually a rectangle the word crisp starts at the back of your mouth and ends at the front the pizza delivery guy me hi do you take walk-ins cremator don't like trucks stop buying shoes problem solved modern problems require modern solutions hey man are those towers looking kinda close 10 haunting photos taken moments before disaster you can now get little toaster bags that let you make grilled cheese sandwiches in your toaster invest how does my story become our story we re-establish the soviet union video games loading screen tips be like open the door before entering thank you france in world's history books france in french history books france in italian history books china we have to build a new road woman i won't move china whenever i download a new app and realize there is a theme option bravo 6 going dark what the hell is shrek's that thing your parents regret doing both size large clean master storage space is running out uninstall some rarely used apps me uninstalled clean master clean master older sibling mom can i watch this movie it's pg-13 absolutely not last time i checked you were only 12 younger sibling mom can i watch this movie it's about a top less stripper serial killer who kills homeless people to pay for her yeah sure whatever keeps you quiet what the shiz is that help hey what's wrong oh just everything lately how can i help anything helps status update it's nice outside i think i'll sit out on the patio 207 mosquitoes like your post most of the mars scenes in the martian 2015 were actually filmed on earth where the frick else wedding photographer breaks groom's nose after realizing bride is just 15 years old hailed a hero carefully he's a hero i would like to point out that someone had a crush on this the lesson is that you can be loved no matter how terrifying you look good morning sir what would you like like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank 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Id: 92gmuZgS5hA

Length: 21min 15sec (1275 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 20 2020