DANK DOODLE MEMES V660

someone black cats are bad luck get it away black cats me signing my friend up for grinder as a joke this email is already in use teeth be like before braces braces imagine designing this the most perfect olympics logo of all time and then they have to move it to 2021. [Music] me say no more physics exists cats [Music] i don't like pc europeans after making the 100th meme about america not having free health care my extroverted friend ordering for me me comedian hannibal burus paid a looker like 500 to take his place at the spider-man homecoming premiere and nobody noticed illusion 100 this cat looks like he's holding a little machine gun finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary i don't even know the translation of lol lots of love so if you ever get bad news about a family member who's died just send a lull well i just want to say that i'm a huge fan me at a bar to celebrate turning 18 bartender who's been serving me for years grandfather with vitiligo crochet's dolls to make children with this condition feel better the grandfather i just wanted to say i'm a big fan [Music] the letter g is a spinning arrow ariana grande drew a line black on her shoulder to make us believe she wasn't naked in the pool with her boyfriend the trickster today i gave an iphone and 500 to a homeless guy you will never know the happiness i felt when he put his gun away they had us in the first half not gonna lie the students his jokes are so cringy the teacher that overheard demand is just trying to make school less stressful and boring [Music] indian guys on youtube us educational system doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with a healthy diet and exercise americans give me something for the pain and let me die can i call you you can you missed a call from sam now what i never said that i'll answer your call baby wait i'm christian priest always has been a 13 year old girl scout in san francisco named danielle lay made the news for being the first girl scout to sell cookies outside herrera joanna dispensary she sold 117 boxes in two hours mind size mega ninth grade i want my friends to be cool and popular adulthood i just want a friend me makes a joke but nobody hears it the popular kid repeats the joke but louder everybody else that joke sucks that's not even funny cringe me thanksgiving dinner 2080 me has dementia this turkey has big d energy my great grandson bro what the frick car full of boys slowly pulls up next to me while i'm walking home from the beach me thinks i'm about to be cat cold boy one yo me sweats nervously boy one where do you get the boba me oh it's just down this street on the right boy too god i freaking told you jared me pretending to be sick and gaming instead of school my teacher is in my squad and we recognize each other's voice medical experts who have 11 years of experience on their field [Music] karen with 5 minutes of google research yoda had more than 800 years to learn proper english also yoda good english me can me after telling a group or a person on the internet that i'm a girl dpx man who became a woman weds woman who became a man nintendo switch teen couldn't get a date for the prom so he took his cat [Music] speedy gonzales was banned by cartoon network for being an offensive stereotype only to be returned after mass protest by the hispanic american community by the power of white girl i'm offended on your behalf me after changing the car's color gta police my opinion on option is kind of a double-edged sword i mean i like the idea of killing babies but i don't like the idea of giving women the chance to make decisions well i just want to say that i'm a huge fan girls playing you know i'm sorry but i have to loll it's fine no worries guys playing you know frick you freak you every person who plays with lego dad challenges kids to draw him sleeping so he can have a nap sometimes my geniuses it's almost frightening einstein i finally finished my theory about space publisher and it's about time einstein yes cannibals boiling me me who just peed in their soup native americans you have a lot of nerve coming in here european settlers you have a lot of nerve being alive the only known case of chromosome 6 deletion where a person does not feel pain hunger or the need to sleep and subsequently no sense of fear is a seven-year-old girl named olivia farnsworth in 2016 she was hit by a car and dragged 30 meters yet felt nothing and emerged with minor injuries tis but a scratch when you're 16 and you don't do drugs don't drink alcohol goes home early maintains an average grade and your mom calls you a failure sensitive girls sensitive boys sensitive adults who still need help me coming out of my step-mom's room at 3 a.m my dad coming out of my step-sister's room did it hurt yeah i was talking about the fall from heaven it all hurts my life is constant pain and suffering me my brother the minecraft world we worked really hard on my mom not getting it but still being proud us the four horsemen of heart my computer after two minutes seat belts in summer plates after they go in the microwave the person reading me being underage god adding an explosion to 2020 satan no internet slow internet [Music] chris bermartin a 48-year-old father of three who had been trolling his daughter by recreating her ac selfies now has two times more followers in instagram than her he has 135 000 followers to this date do you know how to get more followers than your kids the dad dude i'm a star no body belle delphine when you realize you can speak english american australian and canadian [Music] why do americans freak out over us canadians having bagged milk who the frick bags milk who the frick brings guns into walmart yeah that's fair imagine it's 1850 and some yellow bellied scoundrel tries to challenge you to a duel so you whip this bad boy down dad what kind of bagel can fly a plain bagel eight-year-old me who needs early pocket money [Music] i can only be contacted by telephone call i can only be contacted by text message explain why you cannot be contacted by telephone call i don't like it he broke my laptop schools and threatened to kill my family schools so i pushed him schools you better watch your mouth man with autism starts his own business after no one else would hire him okay my turn how to adjust the tow bar in the new land rover defender 2020 model i'm not even joking [Music] i don't know man seems kinda gay to me people who freak and get offended by children in the basement jokes people who don't care people who make the joke that one guy who wasn't joking when the breast milk you received this morning is raw my mum getting up for work at 6 00 a.m me going to bed my three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas minimum godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and freaking died how is your girlfriend i don't have one i know i was just reminding you how is your family wheels on a shopping cart be like what gives people feelings of power money status not falling off the rainbow road track [Music] daniel the cooler daniel me going 10 miles over the speed limit the pickup truck behind me does anyone else lowkey want one of these guacamelee hats from despicable me what's going on your surgery failed you had died what the doctor said i had a 95 chance of survival he's a doctor not a mathematician rtx off rtx on put the mask on your mouth not your eyes swordfight after man rob shop was sword but shopkeeper pulls out huge scimitar people in the store playable ads unplayable ads ads and pretend to be playable and open the app store reading my birthday card and pretending not to see the money [Music] stares mother freakily when gamora doesn't tell you she is a squirter me sneaking out to go to a strip club my mom at her second job games you can join the tournament from anywhere around the world their world why did the wolf meditate to be a werewolf my browser when i open it every night at 1 am same as usual sir dog leaves sleeping space on cushion for his best puppy pal who died a year ago my computer asks if i'm a robot me no my computer that still hasn't found his family go to markup they said it's a nice place to live they said adidas in the us adidas in european countries adidas in russia perfect tinder profile doesn't exist but cash age 24 i'm going to meet you when can i see you my science teacher when i'm measuring water with no safety glasses on do you want to explode popular actors and their childhood photos chinese people hiding all the forks and watching their american visitors try to use chopsticks warning this image contains sex and violins viewer discretion is advised when someone asks why you insist on having a show in the background before you start eating lunch sometimes i get lonely and need to hear the sound of other people talking going to any store during 2020 oh the mask you forgot the mask if six nine does his time in prison does that make him the first mumble rapper to finish a sentence holy [ __ ] you freaking killed him dude dad we are not getting a dog family get dog anyway dad and the dog if you come over tonight i'll give you this the hardest choices require the strongest wills boomers kids these days play their music too loud the ringtones on boomer phones god looking irritated did they stop licking each other's buttholes yet angel no in fact they got more orona virus do fensh mertz talking about his past perry the platypus trying to escape out of the trap look a couch [Music] single and ready to be completely nervous and awkward around anyone i'm even the slightest bit attracted to the world if online classes uses discord instead of zoom [Music] black woman calls you han mafia boss calls you a good kid dad says i'm proud son gg this one sparks joy gg easy this one does not spark joy who are you i'll kill you re greetings stranger wanna sniff my ass yes counting to one hundred thousand in one video gonna report this for nudity so that youtube has to watch the whole thing edges all well i just wanna say that i'm a huge fan class in 2100 teacher now that we learn 2019 let's learn 2021 student what about 2020 teacher no greek gods roman gods i used to believe when i was a kid good dance bad dance cops in 1892 start using fingerprints to identify criminals criminals wear gloves cops listen here you little shoes my dad being an attractive but social my mom being attractive and shy me unattractive and shy do you know what leather armor is perfect for sneaking why because it's literally made of hide if my calculator had history it would be more embarrassing than my browser history same your bed is so clean senpai want some lowly juice on it i don't like where this is going japanese water cakes are the new trend and some are even cat shaped it's amazing to think what great and exciting things people in japan are doing china bans instagram google facebook etc also china it is unfair to ban tiktok in u.s u.s am i joke to you help i accidentally built a shelf keep building shelves phil can you help i can't stop building shelves just stop dave lmao phil this isn't a freaking joke everyone in the beginning of the year world war three scares orona virus it doesn't matter what app you use to make a meme as long as it makes people happy me the world is flat girlfriend no it's not me but you are my world girlfriend i hate when a [ __ ] say it's a quarter till nine just say it's 8 75 damn this guy sometimes my geniuses it's almost frightening vikings after they named iceland and greenland me oops sorry guys i misclicked and chose the wrong option everyone at the nook launching site [Music] boomer humor i hate my wife millennial humor i hate my life gen z humor wear banana what scares you the most the unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death dylan what scares you the most dylan catherine catherine but that thing it scares me so i wrote this song for the christian youth i wanna teach kids the christian truth if you wanna reach those kids on the street then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat so i gave my summon an urban kick my rhymes are fly my beats are sick my crew is big and it keeps getting bigger that's cause jesus christ is my removed japan knows what will happen in september so they built a yeager ready for real-life pacific rim who else is this old i love honey but do you know what i don't love being mistaken for a foreign tyrant you can't represent a country by just showing a food [Music] i've had so much wrecks with my body pillow it stands on its own now my wife is coming to life what the actual frick did i just read rise my glorious creation rise is that a pet bee he's a spelling bee show him what you can do boy oh b-e-s-e wow he can really spell b-a-l-d-i-n-g is he talking about me i find his ability to spell makes up for his incredibly offensive personality the itch club penguins final minutes 9.2 k 554k why are you gay thing strict parents think they are teaching you how to behave what they actually teach you how to listen for footsteps how to appear busy how to manipulate someone into calming down how to lie on the spot dora calls herself an explorer but is always traveling through map territory wheelchair wheelchair wheelchair wheelchair 90 risk of transmission 30 risk of transmission 5 risk of transmission 1.5 risk of transmission can you help me make a tick tock zero percent risk of transmission man i use axe body spray for men every woman in 10 kilometer radius wear banana love is strong but thomas is stronger selfish idiots secretly punched holes in face mask to breathe easier you're not very bright to you you may be old but are you this old [Music] dad when he catches his son in bed with a girl dad when he catches his daughter in bed with a guy [ __ ] dad when he catches his son in bed with another guy dad when he catches his daughter in bed with another girl but link said free robux lie down try not to cry cry a lot if we die we are taking you with us [Music] go omg these lyrics are so deep the lyrics what the frick is oatmeal me searches how to get rid of belly fat google go on runs and exercise regularly eat the right nutritious food bing game stealth is optional for this mission me nobody will notice if there's nobody to notice when a pencil gets too short to use just stick it in the ground and it grows a plant invest upon arriving to help get my keys out of my car the triple a guy locked his keys in his car and had to call triple a you have become the very thing you sought to destroy thor in infinity war thor and ragnarok thor in end game you did it you crazy son of a rich you did it when you customize a car in mario kart 8 mistakes make you stronger me after being born i'm not trying to rob you i'm trying to help you late is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not b and b is pronounced likely but not lead people who want to learn the english language i have decided that i want to die people when they correct someone's grammar online during an argument when you get into a fight with the wheelchair kid and he stands up the wheelchair kid abcdefg someone should have told you not to frick with me just a reminder that lego made a caring hairpiece [Music] japan is building a massive walking gundam robot 20 20 oh yeah it's all coming together girls when they have matching outfits boys when they have matching outfits girls when told to punch their friend for thirty dollars nope can't do it she's my friend boys when told to punch their friend for thirty dollars pick a god and start praying ah yes the negotiator this one sparks joy this one does not spark joy he's like the 0.1 bacteria that the hand sanitizer doesn't kill my dog is never going to play frisbee with me again as mh [Music] kylie jenner bravely ditches lashes fake nails and hair extensions during quarantine oh my god who the hell cares the entire world um watcher got there japan a smoothie i'm sure he broke up with me because i'm ugly oh no don't say that you're beautiful he broke up with you because every time a worker made a mistake you asked for the manager the dinosaurs watching the rock in the sky getting bigger me covers my laptop camera with tape my fbi agent am i a joke to you my chinese agent watching me through my samsung smart fridge interesting we should stop bullying people for being new to games they show that the community is still growing and bullying them will show the community's toxicity love is really strong but this is stronger never forget how hard mr krabs will simp in this episode why can't barbie get pregnant because ken comes in a different box i do not care for barbie she creates unrealistic expectations about women in my experience no woman's head reattaches that easily yeah i have to admit i thought we were in the clear the perfect chess board doesn't exist [Music] terms and serve agree [Music] erasers slowly die for your mistakes password is incorrect password is incorrect password is incorrect change password new password can't be the same as the old password [Music] where do you drive your car on on the left side on the right side on the road select all squares with traffic lights there are more than two genders men women well i just want to say that i'm a huge fan when someone you know gets orona virus and you tell them to stay positive shouldn't have said that i should not have said that when you discover that laughter produces 10 times more energy than screams stonks did you get my nudes i wanted pictures of spider-man when my mom tries to introduce me to someone i knew as a baby behold the i don't care innater like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos [Music] thanks

Channel: Clumsy

Views: 1,168,670

Keywords: memes, dank doodle memes, best memes, dank memes, memes compilation, dank memes compilation, best memes compilation, clean memes, ddm, tik tok memes, memes clean, reddit memes, pewdiepie memes, family friendly memes

Id: tVmmX-UtQiI

Length: 24min 46sec (1486 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 10 2020