DANK DOODLE MEMES V684

when you're in the back seat desperately trying to be a part of the front seat conversation parent please try not to get any water outside the tub kit millennials after getting through three major economic crisis and a few dozen catastrophic events all before hitting 35. there's no brain in here that's odd let me read the notes ah no wonder there's nothing in there look at his username australian young dad almost made his child blind andrew 28 years old dad couldn't stop his kids cryings so he poured no tears shampoo directly into his eyes infinite iq what are the mario brothers views on selling organs mario says luigi says wow this is a lot of money the sound of the chips i'm eating the sound of the video i'm watching four horsemen of things you probably will never get to stand on fast travel are you sure you want to fast travel to this location the third person camera man who has to get there before me [Music] when the sun hits your laptop screen just right please don't touch the dog sir wanna get an ak-47 but i'm afraid they'll come out with an ak-57 in a few months cats descended from the most ferocious killing machines on the planet also cats florida man dirts his hands with peanut butter and punches neighbors allergic to nuts fatal toxins 100 increased poison damage me after dying twice in the same part of a game i can do this all day me after dying at that same part for the 30th time make it stop how to calm a baby step one gently rebuke chill out dude you are making a scene step two off a beverage oh terribly sorry i have no idea what came over me this tea has such a lovely aroma i hope stephen hawking did not miss the simple truth that god is the creator of the universe he loved to study and everything in it stephen just told me to tell you to frick off also your father is burning in hell can confirm god this guy satan when the stranger you have played with for hours has to leave you meet him the next day me after guessing the password of my own email [Music] bro do you know newton's second law i'm a science student bro not all student gathered concerned my man is gonna mess you up lol just because he beats you doesn't mean he knows how to fight hello911 i need to report a massacre girls guys don't know what it's like to feel sadness guys i've grown up i've got my own life now i know that i just wanted to be part of it me manfred 2020 at least we didn't all die in 2012 like the man said the mayans who misro 2012 for 2021 hercules chops one of hydra's head off hydra oh no anyway anyway eri joanna is safer than mcdonald's enjoy them both you little beach don't mind if i do school doesn't even test your intelligence it tests your memory it tests my patience it tests my ability to hold my pee it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a beach why would they say something so controversial yet so brave amateurs i'm faster no i'm faster you were supposed to say that after we completed you guys are just slow as frick indian manila kantha banu prakash grows up to become mathematical genius after fracturing skull as a child grandma's last hope to get me to college chat apps that allow emojis chat apps that don't allow emojis [Music] chat apps that replace this with this what gives people feelings of power money status having the pc auto u2 max graphic settings just heard my husband call the dog a freaking liar because he barked like someone was at the door and there was no one there other religions you'll reach heaven once you die hinduism respawning in three two one elon musk developing a brain chip two stream music in your head the voices in my head the neuralink dogs like squeaky toys because it reminds them of a small animal being killed by seven years old niece when you see your mom doing the work which she asked you to do 30 minutes ago chuckles i'm in danger i suppose you think that was terribly clever what are the mario brothers views on suicide mario says luigi says if there's no hope get the mario says there's always hope me it's a spider egg pouch oh no the spider babies anyway full guys offers to making game skin for brand that donates most to charity well i just wanna say that i'm a huge fan girlfriend kiss my ass me jokes on you i'm into that shiz you find a random song you like it the song is eight minutes hotter songs of the artist are great too fairness be like perfectly balanced 50 as all things should be 50 you said you're old but are you this old hey guys wanna feel old i'm 40 you're welcome my fragile mental health whimpering got ah me i got you i got you brother the education system oh no you don't i think those are broken websites no matter how many times you click the pictures nothing happens silence boomer when you take your schizophrenia medication and the friend you killed is still on the floor my toddler was about to hit her head on a bar at the playground so i told her to duck and she quacked at me and then hit her head she's speaking the language of the gods seal farts after looking directly at me 17 million people happiness noise reading a self-help book the book mentions god dude but holes are like pockets like you can store stuff up there and keep it safe no they are not do not do that extra pockets five out of five carrying capacity is increased by 300 plus 1 000 total when your girlfriend takes off a top but the antidepressants have killed your shrek's drive titties yes i remember nine-year-old me and my cousin about to do wwe moves we just watched first day of zoo meetings 14th day of zoom meetings ovid 19 spreading causing huge damages the crew on the iss watching everything unfold jeffy where's daddy haha ye where's mommy yee okay jeffy where's the money when restarting the computer didn't solve its problem my parents you're not a god you lied to me what is the secret to eternal happiness to not argue with fools i disagree yes you are right we should make the infinity stones an award where if you get all six stones you get a month of premium so i'm at the mall and a little boy comes into champs asking about basketball shoes and if they have any under 75 the worker said no and the little boy's face drops so i asked the boy his name and what he needs shoes for turns out he's on a basketball team and is dying for new shoes so i told him if he sends me a picture of him at his game i'll buy him whatever he wants and his dad damn near breaks down you are very welcome jordan enjoy your new lebrons and good luck everyone like that i think i like this girl really who ham she kinda looks like you or is it me no your sister whole leashes you freaking killed her dude somebody gets kicked in the nuts every guy in one kilometer radius hey ups your driver left this package under our doorknob like this and trapped us in our apartment had to call maintenance to get out dew livery is my passion block 100 no smoking safety first no safety smoking first a lot of people think the shape of the time zones are based on science but i cracked the code it's beautiful i've looked at this for five hours now when the final mission of a game is a title of the game itself [Music] me gets bullied google tell your parents report the bullies don't fight bing ratata imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you've ever had shreks with i see no one up here other than me you see yourself for sale on the dark web panic nobody has bought you yet calm there's more than one in stock panic people who get up at 6am people who are still awake at 6am you not even watching the movie me yes i am [Music] detained drug smuggling cat escapes sri lanka prison pablo escobar mom in a movie cooks the most elaborate breakfast ever her kids takes one bite gotta go love you mom me hungry as frick visible frustration what are the mario brothers views on cannibalism mario says luigi says italian is my favorite i'm such a virgin that even flipping a coin won't give me head self-destruction 100 what she eats what she puts in her hair no matter how good microsoft edge or oprah get most people will still use chrome when you start watching django for the memes but it's actually a good movie you had my curiosity but now you have my attention europeans the americans are sleeping post about how terrible they are me an american who agrees and hardly ever sleeps jokes on you i'm into that shiz i never understood the concept of bullying never why the frick are you mad that i'm ugly well boys we did it bullying is no more hey spike have you seen a bag of white powder spike scam callers telling me they heard i was having trouble getting pregnant and they have a solution mere 17 year old male man to be executed for rubbing his peen on mao zedong's corpse i rub zeddang on zedding will you press the button you will get a 10 inch pin and amazing skills in bed but you have to kill your brother luigi says begone son of a [ __ ] me whenever my mom is on the phone with a relative and i hear her say yes he's here wanna talk to him millions of toxic nine-year-old ahole kids fortnite call of duty my tv mom you're a girl you should like girly things me okay me gets a girlfriend mom listen here you little shoes darlo res restaurant darlo res restaurant when your parents tell you no shreks before marriage but you were born six months after their wedding holy music stops students when other students say swear words students when a teacher searches [Music] so glad i grew up doing this not this no matter how big your house is how recent your car is how big your bank account is our grades will be the same stay humble speak for yourself peasant hey babe i want to record it when we do it today like a shrek's tape ah you mean a tick-tock because you only last 30 seconds okay get in julius thinking it's a regular senate meeting 27 stab wounds a view of the british museum if they returned all their stolen colonial artifacts [Music] kids under 11 eat free that he turns 11 tomorrow great me but dad i'm 20 set at shut i lost my two-year-old minecraft world and this is the only proof that it existed let me guess your home it was and it was beautiful you're good dude don't worry i'm good i'm good mom you keep failing all your tests son mom the only test you ever passed was your pregnancy test hey babe wanna have shreks tonight i thought we talked about saving that for marriage you passed the test this is cass's dad you have passed the test jonah this is jonah's dad i was testing cassie well have a good evening i guess they had us in the first half i'm not gonna lie me about to go back to school tomorrow thanks guys happiness my online friends free time video games good movies sleep so long partner held up the grocery line because the card reader couldn't read my apple watch elderly man behind me exhales let's move this along future boy that's a lot of damage hey my friend changed all my contact names can you tell me who you are what does it say beach oh wow and by the way it's caroline your ex oh i guess he didn't change this one now that's a lot of damage world war two ends as he scientists science is the best in all the world never argue with children a little girl was talking to her teacher about whales the teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small the little girl stated that jonah was swallowed by a whale irritated the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human it was physically impossible the little girl said when i get to heaven i will ask jonah the teacher asked what if jonah went to hell the little girl replied then you ask him whose size large don't be like her be smart wear a mask i need to be fricked by something other than my life same everyone else in the middle east jesus christ repeat after me okay hello hello there there hello there general kenobi girls let's wear masks so we don't get infected that's a good idea boys [Music] my professor sent us this link as the final exam key the blanket do you trust me me who expects it to protect me against a serial killer the serial killer trying to find out why i think that will help with every cell of my body pirates knocked up shrek rating playground floor material shredded tire seven out of ten nice bouncy feeling but a little rough pebbles five out of ten was fun too plain but kids always threw them at you terrible when in your shoe bouncy flat material 10 out of 10 amazing nothing to complain about nice soft bouncy falls mulch negative 10 out of 10 splinters rough force stab your feet little demons christians newborns new child is born jewish people want to order pizza i don't eat cheese crow of judgment for medical reasons lol you should have stated how weak your bloodline was in your tinder bio hoof when you don't really care but should say at least something you i think i'm having a heart attack me if i think i'm having a heart attack oof so glad i grew up with this and not this unconscious street thugs with broken bones and ruptured lungs batman waiting for them to tell him where joker is when you're at a fencing competition and you're the only one that was able to build a fence because everyone else was too busy playing with swords ah victory mars exists elon musk is for me me cuts vegetables carefully not to cut my fingers chefs tic tacs are almost pure sugar but get away with calling themselves sugar-free because united states regulation says it has two have less than a gram of sugar to be sugar-free and tic-tacs are less than a gram the secret ingredient is sugar yo mama jokes the kid with two dads thinking he's immune to them yo mama so ugly your dad has to get a husband when you pull out your switch in a public place i'm broken please do not use everyone me when i realize that a girl has interest in me don't frick this up in 1999 a fisherman found a love letter in a bottle from a soldier in world war one he returned the letter to his widow who was still alive when i die i want to go peacefully like my grandfather did in his sleep not screaming like the passengers in his car they had us in the first half not gonna lie police new hampshire man chased neighbor with sword after being asked to lower music florida man not bad kid me what's that tail shaped thing in your pocket quiet kid it's a surprise tool that will help us later me searching online for a new laptop my old laptop me doing witches my friends joining me son a guy keep calling me gay at school dad ignore him son but he's cute dad me laughing my ass off at a funny video i see the tick-tock logo at the bottom right doctor so tell me how you've been eating lately man an apple a day doctor get the frick out of my office chugging mountain dew lightning ice cold in less than 30 seconds breaking news flying black neighbor spotted in south detroit kids have crushes men have girlfriends i've got a bucket of chicken 1939 kansas sweet when they realized women were using their sacks to make clothes for their children the mills started using floured fabric for the saks so the kids would have pretty clothes pure kindness the label would wash out it's enough to make a grown man cry click this out to die instantly okie dokie crazy beaches when you try to break up with them she is probably thinking about other girls d it's been 30 years still my kidneys haven't grown into adult knees another actor's life ruined by drugs and alcohol how fast was this duck going biker what is blue and not heavy i don't know what light blue very dangerous and dumb you always see this where they are happy and everything but it's only a matter of time then they will lose control and hurt you yes they might be tamed but they are still russians run there before it's too late they had us in the first half i'm not gonna lie my brain in sixth grade after seeing a greek letter in maths for the first time your device isn't compatible with this version my brain after seeing a number in maths now your device isn't compatible with this version she you never try to understand my feelings her feelings imagine calling adamus pineapple [Music] teacher you better work hard or you will end up like bob the janitor bob the janitor who makes more than the teacher my friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister's panties i don't know why he was mad maybe because she was wearing them or because his whole family was watching either way it made the funeral a bit awkward she's just went from zero to 200 real freaking quick when you're really anxious but you try to stay cool with your friends [Music] explaining genetics through gummy bears it's beautiful i've looked at this for five hours now you survive off at 19. china releases over 19s pro asians who speak four other languages american correcting your jake paul explains why he's done with youtube we won mr stark me plays a game on my smartphone all kids in a five kilometer radius you think you are safe bro she left me didn't you tell her about your millionaire uncle yes i did she is my aunt now when you wake up to your alarm at 6 17 then close your eyes for a second and it's 10 43 time travel if you pick the blue pill your crush will friendzone you what about the red pill same but strawberry flavor social distancing boring a-holes just ignore it lacks immediacy or bite staying out of malay range conveys the appropriate sense of danger encourages tactical forethought teaches good skirmish tactics the perfect wallpaper doesn't exist your crush becomes your girlfriend and she is into memes she likes some of your memes she makes memes like that's ever gonna happen if you get bitten by a shark bite it back you'll still probably die but the shark will be like lol what humans hyde street cat purlock homes [Music] when you're too poor to afford photoshop 2 make memes so you use the messenger app instead modern problems require modern solutions country roads take me home i mean if you insist that's not the words oh my god wait that's the best pickup line i've ever heard who are you who are so wise in the ways of science i wanna kill myself oh don't do that what's wrong i will never be with a girl like you i'm too ugly no you're not everyone is beautiful in their own way send me nudes ah yes the negotiator i finally found it after 15 years the scroll of truth your zodiac sign doesn't determine how you act as a person emily nien when you smoke one thousand cigarettes and unlock the black lung skin rattled iguanas when they are born run for their lives from the wrath of snakes and other predators trying to eat them sea turtles when they are born rental the ocean avoiding many dangerous obstacles along the way humans when they are born [Music] you can't read panic you learn to read calm you're dyslexic clam every family has that one kid me and only child well frick girls men are so dumb they don't understand obvious signals they're signals dad saying yes mom saying no mr beast giving away millions to random stranger mr beast's editor who edit videos on fixed salary [Music] parents video games cause violence go and play with lego or something child my socks every other piece of my outfit i'm frankenstein's monster you don't seem like a monster i make my students buy 100 calculators but don't let them use them on tests teacher the lowest score on the test was a 22 me lmao what dumbass got a 22 also me after getting my test back shouldn't have said that i should not have said that vote for todd 2020 he likes cheese and get this man some cheese the espion girl pretending to be straight at the girl's sleepover the straight boy pretending to be gay at the girls sleepover titties are cool horrifying video shows dogs cooked alive tortured with boiling water in chinese dog meat market loads lmg with religious intent catholic church secretly plotting to build mecca pope anonymous source reveals modern problems require modern solutions disney princess sings every animal in a two kilometer radius life tip bite off the corner of your pizza roll and blow into it for instant and easy cooling life is too short for this you put the whole thing in your mouth then do that open chewing thing while exhaling the flames like a dragon me my back hurts so much i don't know why also me when i sit like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos thanks [Music]

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Id: 6D4CLJQQwqY

Length: 26min 41sec (1601 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 04 2020