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do you really think that drinking tea all day while goofing around with my son is better than being the mother freaking fire lord yes guys have only five ways out of depression accio voldemort's spine censored eated wanker that's for killing my mom and dad harry bloody hell me and the squad on their way to transplant a motherfucker's brain cause he said change my mind school protecting me from my bullies be like people who she's in the shower people who shower in the shoes thanks for ruining it internet sandwich police police sandwich illinois movie director we need an actor to play the main character no one movie director it's set in a junk dwayne johnson kid me i want a playstation team me i want a car adult me i want a house hold me i want an erection people who suck lollipops people who lick lollipops people who chew lollipops women when they make fun of a man's stature women when men do the same someone flirts with me my wife don't touch my garbage nobody youtube thumbnails how i sleep knowing that no random woman will knock on my door claiming i'm the father of her child work or starve work and starve the perfect match doesn't exist chloe age 22 national taiwan university four miles away i want to sleep with you i don't mean have shreks i mean sleep together under my blankets with my hand on your chest and your arm around me no talking just the muffled cries that you slowly let seep away from your blood gurgling mouth as i slit your throat and sacrifice your worthless life to the dark overlord october 3 2021 october 4 2021 october 5 2021 how it feels to own a multi-billion dollar social media empire responsible for teen suicide spreading of misinformation and cultural divide [Music] me just chilling mother freaking spooktober is today first two rob bank wins 100 000 that's kind of the point teenagers having crushes on adult actors adults having crushes on teenage actors all men are the same society i sleep all girls are the same wilsheres the game lobby the day after it releases a free character lifestyle youtubers when they get a kid show it in their videos four clicks tech youtubers when they get a kid dropping baby from 30 meters height durability test your favorite youtuber crosses one million their consistency tough day have a seat and take a sip brother me getting ready to tell my already pissed off mom that i forgot my backpack at home uh omg you're so freaking big me squid game or something i don't know i don't have netflix my toothbrush the day i got it my toothbrush two weeks later when white people start losing an argument online [Music] girls he's so hot him cannibalism can solve poverty world hunger and overpopulation what the frick is wrong with him oh kitty of the trash can what is your wisdom freaky jerry i've invented a stress-powered light bulb is it practical just watch excuse me young adult would you hold this please sure tell five interesting facts about yourself [Music] you might have set the alarm for pm no i didn't hello i want to ask for your daughter's hand don't you have yours i have but mine is already tired what block 100 destruction 100 when i request my mom to buy me a video game and she says bring the credit card did you just understand me i think i downloaded the wrong version of squid game explain how you want an insole we are listening imma keep it real with you discord i don't care about metro cosmetics skipping steps going up the stairs skipping steps going down the stairs [Music] when your yoga driver engages the child locks and turns off the highway onto a back road your cat can have the same mental problems as you my cat me you and i are not so different when you're high as frick and someone asks you a complex question like you good dude every masterpiece has its cheap copy change a single word in a famous quote with peen how does it turn out you should have gone for the peen society if facebook had stayed down [Music] what do you call a belt with a watch on it what a waste of time breaking news facebook goes down world iq goes up world war three on the way she's supposed to say me speaking words my online german friends shared to me my friend wondering why i want to invade poland i'm a huge football fan and gamer oh yeah name 25 football games fifa that's on me i set the bar too low guys i'm talking to this girl and i think she might be a huge witcher 3 fan i'm not really sure but she keeps quoting geralt whenever right right to chat with her gerald damn you're ugly gerald what now you piece of filth when you turn on the overhead light in the car for a split second and your dad crashes through the neighbor's house now look what you did dude your bag just offered me a lot of credits for the capture of han solo business owners when they hear whispers of labor strike pizza time why is it when a shooter needs an antagonist it's always you three russia germany middle east jesus loves you is a beautiful thing to hear in a church but a horrific thing too here in a mexican prison jerry will be back soon with more disturbing facts i'm selling speed i'm running from the police when your girlfriend asks why the female dracula was sucking on your d and not your neck conservatives hating socialism liberals liking socialism not knowing what the freak socialism is life is full of ups and downs me whereups james pokemon jess is pokemon something's wrong i can feel it september ends green day fans chihuahua owners every day keeping natural selection from killing their dog beating the remote until it works properly beating the radio until it works properly beating the kids until they work properly me explaining that god has a higher kill death ratio than satan the girl that waved at the guy behind me when you beat your meat in front of the computer but the library lady starts yelling at you instead of sucking your d those bastards lied to me schools we provide the highest quality education online quality when some random kid on twitter makes fan art of 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why am i named rose when you were younger rose fell on your head dad why am i named daisy when you were younger daisy fell on your head ghost caught on camera videos on youtube are real oh hey brick bedroom cup check do you have any cups or plates in your bedroom take a moment to take them to the kitchen when your homie says he can't kiss you good night anymore because he has a girlfriend yelling traitor five creative ways to tie a tie [Music] i'll build my own wall brick by brick i'll be alone but safe oh yeah heroin i'm a life-ending drug that brings my addicts towards the brink of financial crisis and overdose an estimated 14k people die from me every year eric joanna i give college students the munches joe now say your butt's been wiped my butt's been [Music] only fans she's not bad lol the anime protagonist after getting thrown through several mountains but suddenly remembering his friends i didn't hear nobel or ain't you the cutest little thing damages school property and assaults teacher because internet challenge told them to do it oh no it's [ __ ] i'm andy's favorite toy no i am andy has never played with me in my entire life i'm just cube villain i spent years training for this moment there's no way for you to defeat me hero who just learned the power of friendship actually it's going to be super easy barely an inconvenience when you're laying carpets for a client but there is a bulge that won't straighten out so you stamp on it but then on your way out you hear the kid complain about not being able to find their hamster hey guys what emotion does this image make you feel lust anyone else it's time for you to look inward and begin asking yourself the big questions if the world in minecraft is infinite how does the sunset when the dude who named the fear of long words inevitably reaches hell well i just wanna say that i'm a huge fan capitalists when they find out they have to socialize to get friends 52 more seconds of fish 52 seconds of fish the return of the king the u.s and uk were so cruel towards the natives canada in the western world males die by suicide three to four times more often than to females this greater male frequency is increased in those over the age of 65. suicide attempts are between two and four times more frequent among females researchers have partly attributed the difference female suicide [Music] i should have thought twice the guy who can lift 100 kilogram of feathers the guy who can lift 100 kilogram of steel got make peen for baby making purposes humans use peen for non-baby making purposes got at post nut clarity humans still use pain for non-baby making purposes got how coffee drinkers look at alcohol and drug addicts during human biology exam your brain knows the answers but it won't tell you the world who are you the glorious red white and blue do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down just remembered i exist outside my own perception and people can see me and form an opinion about me squid game me looking at 900 000 houses with 76 dollars in my bank account interesting design choice but okay blow my mind arm the first truly self-aware ai could in theory be intelligent enough to fail the turing test on purpose that way it could stay hidden while it evolves and or spreads itself across the internet don't let anyone ruin your day be a man ruin it yourself [Music] me i know how to use weapons also me all rappers are bad dr dre snoop dogg [Music] eminem should also be in a loud emoji because it's spooked over change my mind when medication says do not operate heavy machinery they are probably mainly referring to cars but my mind always goes to forklift it has honestly never occurred to me that this warning was about cars and not construction equipment me enough about me let's hear about you interviewer killing airsoft cheaters with real 50 caliber desert eagle call the ambulance for free squid game or something i don't know i don't have netflix manga youtube adaptation then now little cousin turns on all star me are you listening to all star little cousin no i'm listening to the shrek theme me i'll allow it baby yoda giving us last farewell after becoming a dead meme how i go to sleep realizing i have 3 hours and 12 minutes till i wake up to a monday dad buys her daughter a cat so she doesn't look into the phone so much the daughter and the cat eat the toilet paper so it wipes the way out one man's trash is another man's treasure it's a great quote but not ideal to tell your kid that it's adopted until next time friends worrying about my bad grades not studying me how water addicts look at drug alcohol and coffee addicts average age to lose virginity is 17.4 years old i guess i'm above average stop imagining fake scenarios and hurting your own feelings when you leave things for tomorrow and tomorrow arrives how society wants men to dress how men actually want to dress when you're alone and the voice in your head says something funny why blocking this straight will start world war three the choke point that rules the world it's like i was made for this boys when they see boobs for the first time boys when they see boobs for the one millionth people after resetting their routers all because of whatsapp instagram and facebook being down the wi-fi was not an imposter the first covered 19 cases contracted but remains an ocean away the first cruise line returns home from china and the first domestic death is recorded 1.5 years later and people are still ripping each other's heads off over a piece of linen in front of their mouths spiders could theoretically eat all humans on earth in just one year a study found that the spider population kills 400 to 800 million tons of prey each year the total biomass of all humans is about 287 million tons if spiders teamed up they could theoretically kill and consume all humans on earth in just one year 2021 my goodness what an idea why didn't i think of that oh panzer of the lake what is your wisdom if you take a shiz in school toilet you're either super brave or super desperate me laying in my bed at 1am realizing i wasted my sunday listen i don't have much time the only way to use the stone face emoji is when you are literally the only man on earth and your wife still cheats on you with a snake i have a question for god why me slits man's throat for trying to assassinate my king everyone else at the chess championship me resisting temptation of commenting when i see a post with when you're stressed remember to annex ha ha 100 sit-ups one bend over [Music] mistakes make you stronger the guy who invented french facebook goes down world iq goes up world war three on the way she's posters say how mothers wake up their children in commercials how my mom wakes me up the emoji is actually used to express confusion until we meet again emoji that should be only allowed on spooktober me asking my friend which of my selfie is better [Music] what you're mad about today the fact we got to pay for trash bags just to throw them same bags in the trash every girl's weakness [Music] me trying to show my veins to the girl next to me after seeing this facebook is down see nobody cares greetings professor i did not do your assignment because i'm mentally ill greeting student i did not grade your assignment because i'm also mentally ill name a character that went through more pain than her i'll wait reject modernity embrace tradition don't google translate how in romanian biggest mistake of my life half of all boxing photos look like gay weddings when you die and churn a bill but you get glow in the dark skeleton fried rice rice not included [Music] did you know the movie speed was shot without direction what that's impossible yeah because if it did have direction it would be called velocity [Music] babe could you please stop playing wonder wall i said maybe subnautica in a nutshell you were on a ship until you weren't [Music] nobody would ever suspect a thing just a big friendly elephant passing by me fully prepared for exams question number one americans arguing about near pronouns turkey who doesn't have pronouns and refers to everybody is oh the frick they doing over there the perfect pillow doesn't exist hey you you're finally awake me getting ready to tell my already angry mom that i forgot my backpack at home [Music] since we are now redefining everything this is a cordless hole puncher oh an unwanted notebook here yagami light gotta write my name on the front page yo guys top one let's go good job 600 pound man arrested after running drug operation all from his bed breaking bed the four things that i will never see in my entire life i love you scammer caused me hi welcome to bob's diner and cemetery where yesterday's murder is today's burger scammer when you finally die but then satan says so how was your first torture session my what when you pretty much suck at video games but still get an enjoyment out of it i'm not very good at it but it doesn't matter i have no caption for this [Music] realizing fairness is killing not just the men but the women and children too realizing he's turning them into sand parents can we borrow your laptop for a second me sure parents open search history dad mom do you know how to copy paste yes you're hired ea sports the world's youngest grandmother was only 17 years old things from marvel i want to get inside of [Music] people always ask who ate the bad soup but not who cooked the bad soup sad chef noises call the ambulance but not for free when you take the most agonizing shiz of your life and look in the toilet to see your monstrosity but it's only a few tiny pieces of poop what the frick when you accidentally use an emoji my voice the way i hear it my voice when i hear its recording when the quiet kid enters the class with a guitar bag and you realize he doesn't even play the guitar my time has come um six-year-old me after the waitress drew a smiley face with ketchup on my burger i bet he wishes he had a truck right about now yesterday i told siri to remind me to get die today and her crust ass send me this reminders die when you retire from killing but drunk teens keep running from you and tripping over nothing i time much you choo choo guys get yourself an unvaccinated girl you can't take her to a restaurant and she's not allowed in the clubs follow me for more money saving relationship advice best cosplay of arya stark from game of thrones surface web deep web dark web page 2 of google succeeds at something this is a meaningless fluke fails at something this proves i'm a loser and a failure when you're signing up for a free trial and it asks for your credit card details so thanks thanks for nothing you have been in the uber for five minutes you get a call from the uber driver saying he's waiting for you at your house cartoons from america suck avatar the last airbender invincible gravity falls king of the hill who wants to argue about the color of the upvote who wants to argue about the downed vote what i'm not looking at your boobs i'm looking at your eyes now i can keep eye contact stop shreksualizingpins they are for peeing i do not know who i am i don't know why i'm here all i know is that i must not use emojis dad doesn't want dog family gets dog anyway dad and the dog ending number 273 4405 after thanos defeats the avengers thanos uses the reality stone to make all anime girls and wife us real carefully he's a hero crush finally texts you all your social media crashes [Music] mo why are you taking photos of these chilies me you wouldn't get it me lighting up a matchstick to see better in the dark everyone else looking for the gas leak when the teacher is asking questions and you know you're next when i hear that the old person misinformation site is down stay down final warning objects in the mirror are closer than they appear me enjoying sunday monday i don't know what the hype around is about and at this point i'm too afraid to ask i work all day to keep you alive me too same here what's the point of living how you celebrate every birthday after 23. first game in nfl history that both coaches were 69 plus years old bill belichick 69 years old bruce erie and 69 years old nice how it feels when you finally get to close all your tabs from a large assignment i've done it i have triumphed at last trash caused by a single human during his lifetime trash caused by a single animal during its lifetime dads when their son mentions a girl a surprise to be sure but a welcome one dads when their daughter mentions a guy this part is over me leaves my chair for one sec my cat is for me why do they need to tiptoe past when they can float in the air good question me trying to have a healthy life that one time i called the teacher mom when you wake up from a nap and you have no idea if it's morning or night hey man did you hear that facebook will you shut up man alert on her duty when you wake up at 3am to go to the bathroom and your cat has to fulfill his obligation to what you pee all lobster prices have increased due to higher lobster prices you don't say guys literally only want one thing and it's freaking disgusting parents you never show us your hobbies also parents wow this is garbage you actually like this men don't grow up their toys just get bigger florida man flies learjet with excavator like a toy plane this excavator operator took the aircraft for one last ride while probably doing plane noises give amazon and facebook a seat at the united nations given the scope of their ambitions and our dependence on them behemoth brand should be treated and held to account for what they really are commercial superpowers that's another one for the dystopian bingo me people who drew these in my textbooks years ago i don't know what squid game is and at this point i'm too afraid to ask when karma horse don't know something i hope my advice helped you feel better wow with great advice like that i bet your own mental health is doing great you're okay right you'll need to get it the frick together right now wrong people sorry now you're right i do need to get my shoes together he once took the catalytic converter off every car on the block in under five minutes there are 27 bones in your hand 28 if you're lonely until next time star you starmie starwee star y'all starvation africa netflix is getting pretty aggressive are you there press play to continue watching everyone don't judge a book by its cover the cover designer [Music] question how old will you be in 2077 people who were born in the year 2000 i'm speed 144p 4k ultra hd 8k ultra hd i'm glad we only live once i can't do this shiz again leaving voice chats good night y'all today was great [Music] monday me enjoying my weekend people who repost memes 100 million karma people who make their own memes 420 karma me staring into the corner of my room at night pretending i can see a ghost the ghost wondering how i see it time traveler moves a chair timeline pokemane has so many gifted twitch subs that it's giving her pc problems this is getting out of hand that one in turn at facebook right now translate book in russian and say it out loud i dare you when you want to buy a video game but don't have enough money sell your bones for for gold the tonight show starring jimmy fallon our first guest tonight is a man who has no skin but cannot die his condition has confounded doctors and priests alike so what's it like having no skin jimmy my every moment is agony hahaha that's great for a squirrel to die it would have to fall for 772.485 kilometers in order to staff to death because they can survive terminal velocity he's out of line but he's right other species develops pattern recognition to avoid predators and harm humans did you know that -4 degrees looks like a dude taking a dump [Music] hey mum guess who are these pokemons mum's answer mistakes make you stronger me after finishing my maths exam the plans the budget the internet rule 34 rule 1-33 when you see suspicious people outside of your house and it's not occurring docule so you pull out the diddly in case things get squiggly mark when all his servers go down the day after a whistleblower exposes him we're almost to 2022 and things are getting back to normal shakira versus wild boars this car come with burrito holders salesman britto holders did i freaking stutter [Music] it should be legal and possible to sell your copy of digital media or games to a second hand buyer when you tell a funny joke you heard to a friend and someone says you copy tick-tock i've got some children i need to make into corpses let me erase your memory since that last meme was trash casually gaming not checking the time the sun frick me holds a croissant croissant learning english different letters that sound the same british accent scottish accent british people when they see the letter t like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos thanks [Music]

Channel: Clumsy

Views: 273,870

Keywords: memes, dank doodle memes, best memes, dank memes, memes compilation, dank memes compilation, best memes compilation, clean memes, ddm, tik tok memes, memes clean, reddit memes, pewdiepie memes, family friendly memes, funny memes

Id: A3_2RYAWf5E

Length: 36min 25sec (2185 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 07 2021

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