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please stay indoors and don't catch the virus ebola is very deadly at 8 00 pm i'm asleep at 10 tonight at 3 a.m do chairs exist interesting me and the boys after creating a new discord server this is one of the most cold-blooded villains out there he murdered his grandmother burned an entire orphanage in its occupants to the ground massacred manhattan and caused a deadly riot and many more horrible things he seems super kid-friendly let's add him to the famous game fortnite alright gentlemen we need to create a new iphone that looks nothing like the last one iphone 12 iphone 13. kim kardashian shows up in head to toe black my culture is not your prom dress dammit his mom may be long gone but she's not been forgotten bamboo what fashion industries try to push onto men what we really want meanwhile the legend himself [Music] interviewer how long did you work during your last job 30 years interviewer what's your age 20 years interviewer you are 20 and have 30 years of experience how's 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wait paralyzed teen learned to walk hit by car and paralyzed again got prepare for trouble and make it double business is booming when you thought you had the high ground but the spider grows wings wait a freaking frick sale sale sassala the problem isn't that i was born in the wrong generation the problem is i was born depression 100 how religion spread according to religious people how religion actually spread [Music] when you are the richest person on the server but they start a new world i used to rule the world if two pregnant women fight it's kind of like two babies having a mecca battle no no he's got a point we gathered all tick tokers in one house bravo six going dark winning in apex legends winning in russian roulette before knowing the artist after knowing the artist eight-year-old me without any reason congratulations you made it to september make some noise all of us mom my boyfriend cheated on me it's okay honey it means he's not the right one uh hello mr chat you're my 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that history doesn't repeat itself china did the past really happen can't understand 90 of what he says still better than k-pop average summer enthusiast summer break longer days average winter appreciator hot chocolate snow no need for an ac no sweating no mosquitoes no sunburns there is not a number that has be in it until billion just because i'm an american does not mean i have a gun okay i have a gun but not because i'm an american christmas adds in august halloween memes in september no joke but does anyone else get anxiety from that one spongebob episode where spongebob takes the wrong bus and he goes like to the upside down equivalent of bikini bottom and everyone spoke there in farts and some shiz and he couldn't get back to the bikini bottom my side your side our bed my bed cars racing cars 2 a complicated spy thriller about lemon cars starting an alternative fuel conspiracy to drive more business into the oil and gas car industry cars 3 racing when it's monday and you have to work if you start counting you won't say the letter m until you say million 12 year olds when they go to the aquarium and see a whale you see who that is that's your mom no there's still no link between video games and violence did you just understand me i was once an avowed communist revolutionary then china targeted gamers i can excuse genocide but i draw the line at gamer oppression i prefer the real transformers i said the real transformers perfection when you realize spongebob's teeth and chin make another face where a dude smiling my new logo was good but it can be spookier argentine grandpa can i get a veteran's discount cashier sure here you go grandpa dan cup cashier [Music] 8 a.m in college 8 a.m in high school and 8 a.m for work or hit completely different how much parmesan cheese do you sprinkle on your pasta a b c d there is another e the thing i've related most to in life is in spongebob when he went over to sandy's house for the first time and was too socially anxious 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that's [ __ ] artist dies critics i'll take your entire stock you get home tired get barely five hours of sleep have to get up every day and go to work well knowing i won't get enough sleep even in the weekends me do you think chewbacca has pecs or a trail of tiny teats like a piglet uber driver why did you sit in the front people who say no people who say nope people who say negative people who say nay people who say yes me trying to pull my blanket but i punch myself instead who wants to start a free trial who wants to enter their credit card information birth videos are just human unboxing videos he's out of line but he's right when you spend all day playing video games but decide not to become a mass shooter i too am extraordinarily humble today is six nine quick while the british are asleep these are the real chips they will inject us with microchips to keep track of our movement [Music] only dark mode users will be able to see how badly i crop this image skeletal will be back next week with more disturbing facts instead of calling it a to-do list i've started writing side quests at the top to make it seem more fun and interesting and boy has that not worked at all me making a phone call god i hope they don't answer comments saying they are females let's see who this really is gay men who just want dpx ties for normal people ties for millennials choose wisely beluga heka he did not simp for five whole days mom and dad fighting over who spent money for online purchases me entering room to tell i accidentally bought some gems in clash of clans girlfriend hahaha you forgot the space there buddy thanks for being my best friend happy national girlfriend day photo creds to me her number one fan press f to pay respects four year olds when they find out that one apple plus one apple equals two apples the universe is constantly expanding be fierce be a warrior there's a tiger inside you the tiger inside me not killing myself is a personal achievement but you can't really brag about that at dinner parties me playing minecraft my mom you are always playing those childish games at least play some mature games me starts playing online poker my mom [Music] friend boyfriend girlfriend best friend minecraft only minecraft has no end children's nursery rhymes their dark origins nine-year-old kid calling me mr 19 year old me that feels weird but i'll allow it the smell of newborn baby the taste of newborn baby [Music] it's just a kids show keep the law simple and light ben 10's writer [Music] americans what the frick is this shiz 500 megabytes per second frick this shazam should get a new asus router australians with an average of 750 kilobits per second every day i'm suffering when the raindrop you pick on the window doesn't win the race you had one job happy teachers daymame who are you i'm your old student right teacher 10 times the student there is not a number with cnid until octolion [Music] how netflix loads their logo versus how they load the 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the answers to his security questions i also bought 600 worth of shiz on the sims i was in trouble for a very long time loudest things in the world my little cousin after seeing a creeper the google logo is not geometrically correct skeletal will return with more disturbing facts next week i'm going to tell my kids this was shanxi and the legend of the 10 rings me when my fps is 30 plus streamers when their fps is below 1000 europeans and americans complaining how hard their education system is indian korean and chinese genes people who don't know people who know i don't care about size or shape boobs are boobs wolverine is just two batman kissing i must unsee it i'm glad google is taking cow privacy seriously well your mother is entitled to privacy large youth size me why do i have a fever immune system the virus can't survive high temperatures me but neither can i immune system frankly i don't care afghanistan cod player checking whether the gun shots are in game or from his backyard all women are half man because they get one x chromosome from their dad and one from their mom wang will be back next week with more facts pc gamers mobile gamers playstation gamers xbox gamers switch gamers might as well stay and have one more wife's going to chew my head off when i get home anyway hulk not do this out of choice hulk no fit disney making marvel movies disney making star wars movies this meme is from the future you will not understand it until the year 2132 make an obvious joke in a meme people take it seriously and say you're wrong charlie demilio and family sign up for hulu reality series that emilio family i must be constipated the way i don't give her shoes we used to do this as kids who knew this was actually a training oh you're a titanic fan what's the name of the boat freedom is the right of all sentient beings men can't be sexually assaulted or abused freedom is the right of most sentient beings me and my friend explaining in sign language that there is a sound every time you get an erection our deaf friend when you spend all day playing video games but decide not to become a mass shooter i too am extraordinarily humble 14 year old girls oh my god tyrone is so hot tyrone don't know why i feel shame at basic things carrying my loaf through town cause i can't fit it into my bag and i just feel like people are pointing going aha here comes loaf boy freaking stupid bready gal while i just cry and scuttle away like the yeasty fool i am people arguing over how gif is pronounced me who just says graphic interchange format don't tell me a beard and a good haircut don't have the same effect as makeup [Music] bts jungkook's birthday billboard removed in pakistan for promoting homosexuality two animals having shreks national geographic commas are important people commas aren't people listen here you little shoes swiss army knife engineers in a nutshell random [ __ ] go bless it and remember those without norton antivirus half naked girls get thousands of up votes how many for our comrades in red when your mom is beating you and all of a sudden you got visitors my girlfriend me explaining to my gf why being naked with knee-high socks is sexier than being fully naked it's your birthday your mom doesn't buy you over-sized clothes crush says you look handsome your friends give you a treat the alarm clock never rang and it was all real when i'd start popping up for stuff i've only thought about inside my head everyone outside my country excited for celebrating halloween me being sad that my country doesn't even celebrate halloween person gifts money for birthday also person wait that's kinda impersonal i'll get you a proper gift me what is the most important thing in life money knowledge family family forever some days i just want to reply to emails with okay in this photo [Music] san francisco will pay would be criminals to not shoot people i'm gonna pay you 100 dollars to frick off don't mind me just cleaning up the meme you just saw dog attacks person put dog to sleep cat attacks person lol just being a cat human attacks person dead plane takes off at 3 p.m parents at 4am wake up me and the boys at weenie heart juniors after being left on red me i want a job house and a wife life best i can do is lemons caveman eats toxic mushroom and dies a gruesome death other cavemen my dog sits down right in front of me me that's a good boy do you want to treat my dog that's why i'm here comment an incomplete line and the other people get to finish it people who are sad that tomorrow is monday you'll never understand my pain people who are already in monday hey sorry sorry the magic school bus could be inside your ass right now and you'd have no idea [Music] teacher why do both of you have the same answers me because both of us have the same question teacher listen here you little shoes students use minecraft to connect with lessons classmates teacher checking my server you build auschwitz on our minecraft server psychopaths and serial killers people who get in the shower before turning on the water girlfriend you said you give me the best 10 minutes of my life me did i say 10 minutes i meant 10 seconds girls wearing just a hoodie and knee-high socks are hotter than being completely naked change my mind are you democrat or republican negative i'm a meat popsicle beavers when they find a river why are you running friends that check up on you are you okay no i just checking me customizing my in-game character me dressing myself in real life the fact that wisconsin hasn't taken over the upper peninsula from michigan tells me everything i need to know about those cowards today is the 6 9 20 21 nice me and the boys when the teacher says homo erectus [Music] asking is waterproof and floats so technically you could make a boat out of people skeleton will return next week with more disturbing facts nobody the quiet kid at the last day of the school year ratata like the video and subscribe right now and 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Length: 39min 21sec (2361 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 16 2021