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throwback to last year when I made a snowman and it started to melt but rephrase overnight in 1993 2pac received a letter from the parents of a dying boy named Joshua they said it was Joshua's last wish to meet 2-pack 2-pack flew to Maryland to meet Joshua and took him to a basketball game soon after Joshua's death 2pac renamed his publishing company from ghetto gospel music to Joshua's dream when you open the spaghetti sauce jar on the first try so when I was a kid I had a Raggedy Ann doll given to me by my grandmother it had my birth name embroidered into a heart on its chest this Christmas my grandmother borrowed it and gave it back now with pants shorter hair and my new name sewn in place these trans like me me you call yourself a friend but where were you when my selfie had only four likes then creating four accounts me bro Tim bro when your best friend's parents say you're not a guest anymore your family I would never vaccinate my kids that is unnatural dangerous pointless expensive reckless and harmful I take my kids to the doctor so they can vaccinate them instead in heaven there's a black and white dog taking care of seven golden lab puppies they see the dog lost all seven of her puppies in a bonfire at the end of February and wasn't the same afterwards spending most of her days going to the remains of the barn to look for them her owner posted a desperate appeal on Facebook asking if anyone had puppies she could foster the next day an owner of eight off and puppies contacted her aunt Daisy took to caring for them straight away I work from home and my golden comes in my office every day around noon to remind me that it's time for a lunch break I got a random FaceTime call just now answered it was a baby he was playing on his mom's phone and was typing numbers and called me made my night honestly dude from Comcast fell asleep during my install and I dead-ass let him sleep because bro needed it that feel when someone calls you their friend for the first time me I have a lot of mental illnesses dating me might get difficult partner it's okay I love you just how you are me shows symptoms partner still loves me me I got cat call today so I get home right my phone goes off and the caller ID shows it's my manager I'm not entirely happy about this see I literally just got home I answer anyway and there's some weird static I can't get my manager to answer me and I start to worry I text her instead her cat was talking sitting on her phone and butt-dialed me the static I hear was empowering the only kind of cat calling that's acceptable quite frankly me hey monster under-bed me there's room up here for both of us monster me you can be big spoon monster okay I'm marrying the boy from my ninth grade PE class in six weeks I fell in love with his smile still in love with it eight years later my 79 year old grandma has a mean friend si si plus 2 B - you really did it some you set realistic goals and you reached them way to go what's wrong I'm depressed Thanks look I'm your present and my future me ha ha har I must be annoying you so much right now then actually no I enjoy your company and appreciate you as a friend me I miss the Internet thank you tonight my above a little whispered I want to show you the most beautiful girl in the world solemnly leading me to a table packed with old family photos with one shaky finger she pointed slowly to a photo of herself this is the energy I'm carrying with me into the new year my marriage has turned into a nightly routine of my wife and I running down the list of reasons we should go to bed early so we can wake up and get to done the next day then by the six hundred and seventy fifth Katja Thundra did we both yell how the heck is it 3 a.m. worth it I love her put all the cuddles in the piping bag the father mr. Rogers be kind to others the son Steve I win be kind to animals he holy spirit Bob Ross the kind to yourself 10-year old me playing with LEGOs my dad to all-knowing beings could never have a meaningful conversation being one knows how much being too loves conversations and so decided to pretend to not know everything to make being too happy of course being to knows being one is faking but is happy because he knows that being one of such a brown after 9/11 the Marseille people in a Kenyan village gave 14 cows to help and support the United States guys with feet like this have 125 percent chance of stealing your girl welcome to heaven let me just raise your colour a bit there their process is easy with dogs I mean you are practically angels to begin with while sailing in the Mediterranean Sea in 1962 the American aircraft carrier USS independence Seavey 62 flashed the Italian Amerigo Vespucci with light signal asking who are you the full-rigged ship answered training ship Amerigo Vespucci italian navy the u.s. ship replied you are the most beautiful ship in the world my dad noticed I was stressed so he 3d printed me a little wooden elephant this is good we got worried when you stopped coming to the park morale whomever you're important to will look for you good night dog go [Music] most days I wanna kill myself but then I realize I let down my one follower who is there Alison there are ISM support always here for ya bird raps dogs gifts in front of her my dog on Christmas when I was at the lake there was a group of college guys jumping off a cliff and they were all giving this one dude in their group crap for wearing a life jacket when no one else had one on and he goes quit it I think he promised my girl I would wear it and I think about that a lot one awesome thing about Dior is that even though he is basically clinically depressed he still gets invited to participate in adventures and shenanigans with all of his friends and they never expect him to pretend to feel happy they just love him anyway and they never leave him behind or ask him to change somebody asked their grandma to pose for this meal and she did a great job it fell a long time ago but it never gave up Bertie the Pomeranian on Instagram has a Paddington Bear costume and everyone needs to experience the pure joy I felt when I saw the picture soundproof walls I can yell anything I want no one can hear me Jean muffled I love my family Jean being wholesome look mom both hands Jeremy that was don't feel free to talk to me and my son whenever you like friend can you come over me I'm a bit busy friend I'm feeling really down and lonely right now and could use a friend me should grow that's all you had to say she wants me to take a picture of her so I grabbed my camera and instead of saying 1 2 3 smile I told her I love you and her smile is prettier compared to her other smile burglar where do you keep your valuables me in my closet burglar opens closet it's just a picture of me me your valuable bro burglar tearing up bro making a mean that helps even one person feel good about themselves because someone's mean made me feel good about myself things you don't need to apologize for taking care of yourself cutting off toxic relationships saying now the way you look feeling your feelings giving him a positive role model what will the new year bring us 365 opportunities Santa didn't forget your gift did he every year I ask for the same gift and every year I get it what's that your happiness what's the nicest thing someone has ever done for you quit their job so they could raise me thanks mom you didn't have to dog escapes home walks 20 blocks to hospital to find donor recovering from cancer surgery what did humans do to deserve dogs I was gonna say some dumb bus [ __ ] but then Google hit me with the fails feelsgoodman knock knock who's there I hope it's you because you're the best who needs a picture of my cat napping with a sweet potato in a salad bowl this morning customer with a full shopping cart in front of me you go first me with only two items this photo reminds me of a story about my great arms a guy came into her house when she was there and she saw him and instead of being scared or whatever she invited him to sit down for a cup of tea and he said yes and she told him that he shouldn't be breaking into people's homes and stealing things and he should be ashamed and he cried and she comforted him and then he left and the next day the guy's mothering her and thanked her because what she said actually helped him to see how bad of a person he was becoming a real life female IRA I respect you both me everything ok sir may I help you awesome old man I'm fine just waiting for my wife to come out so I can spook her I'm just trying to make it a little easier for her to breathe Martin Luther King jr. was on June 18th 1964 placed in a police car in st. Augustine Florida a German Shepherd police dog was then put into the car with him in an apparent attempt to intimidate instead King and the dog promptly became friends my parents denied me vaccinations as a child today I was finally able to take my health into my own hands restoration 100 hero bad saves guy from $300 fine Millennials are buying homes because of their dogs not their children or marriages they want a better yard for their best friend and I'm proud of y'all when you asked a question in class and the professor says that's a great question a light elephant crosses multiple farms on her voyage without damaging a single fence this is 100% the kind of Content I like to see look at that log go on take a gander turn it over and you might find a friendly salamander unpopular opinion not all dogs are good boys blocked sometimes they are good girls unblocked don't worry fish I'm gonna take care of you cause I know one day you'll do the same for me I don't care what it costs just make this man well again my dad always found rubber ducks while on walks and hid them around for his version of good luck he passed four years ago and we thought we found them all tonight I opened the back seat cup holder of my car for apparently the first time in a while that you genius jerk too or dogs laying down will you please just stay laying down even if I get up I swear I'm not doing anything important and I'll be right back and you look so cozy I love you and I just want you to be happy mom can you stop putting your shoe on the dog me first off it's Crocs not a shoe and second off it's his crown we have to follow his command now when you've done nothing but eat junk food all day but your mom says you're still her cute little munchkin tell me your best riddles and I will try to answer them where did my dad go I dunno but I know where your mom was last night she was putting up missing posters of your dad hope you find him they had us in the first half not gonna lie just in case you were having a bad day look how happy this raccoon is with his stuffed raccoon the moment my dog and husband realized I was in the car beside him or I feel terrible I didn't get you anything oh wait yes I did how she thinks she looks versus how I think she looks when you're telling your grandparents about your job and they have no clue what you're talking about but they're supportive mole that's us love you grandpa is still to figure it out what n't people who have been in a coma what was your perception of time well in it I was in a coma for a week after surgery to me it was instant the odd part my mom talked to me while I was in the coma and I remember the things she said she talked about raising me the funny things I did etc when my mom passed away in 2007 she fell asleep first we knew she wouldn't wake up again so I talked to her about how amazing she was as a mom I talked for hours until she took her last breath I hope she heard me I wasn't always a good son you really about to make me cry right now how dare you all aboard the feels train choo choo my favorite haunted house experience was when a werewolf after growling in our faces and effectively freaking out my siblings stepped on my shoe and he said in the softest voice imaginable oh sorry why'd it was the best pockemon crooked smile barely any eyes body made of gum no arms still trying to give you a hug regardless literally something as simple as a butterfly floating with the wind dogs happiness noise find someone who loves you so much saved with a picture of you after you're not around anymore having a conversation with my grandma with old Salamis me it was nice seeing you grandma it was nice remembering you me you remember me grandma I don't remember your name that I remember that I love you loneliest frog in the world who spent a decade in isolation finds a mate Wednesday married couple in China discover they appeared in same photograph as teenagers the way this world works is beyond me dog saves owners life by lying on him for 24 hours in the freezing cold a Michigan man who slipped and broke his neck outdoors in freezing conditions survived lying in snow for nearly 24 hours thanks to his dog who kept him warm through the night and barked for help when you stop telling a story because no one was listening but then that one friend says what were you saying and you get to finish today this little three-year-old tried to pay for her family's dinner with a Barbie credit card I took the card and made her a little check out to make it seem like she did and she tipped me three dollars my son stopped playing fortnight and asked me if I wanted to play minecraft survival mode together and it meant the world just drove past a little boy with a lemonade stand I wasn't going to stop but he looked at me and dead-ass started miming himself throwing a lasso at my car and pulling me in I didn't have a choice it's a lawless land out here in the West but now I have lemonade imagine waking up for an 8 a.m. class and this is what you walk in and see he got up extra early to make a holiday class a little fun be nice and respect what he's doing you know when dogs sit outside with their face in the Sun while they close their eyes and when you pet them they're all warm that's how I wanna feel always little girl mistakes water heater for robots welcomes it to Earth hugs it is great my mental health hold a black lady at the post office who calls me sugar Canadian air traffic controller sent pizza to us controllers working through the shutdown there's a man in Florida who owns a cleaning service and spends his free time in cemeteries restoring the long-neglected tombstones of veterans before after missing dog I miss my dog he's not lost or anything he's just at home and I'm here at school enjoy the picture of him though hey here's your bull back oh no don't worry I'll get it humans are so clumsy when I was a freshman in high school there was a boy named Chris who was a senior who had autism and he really loved Hot Wheels he always wanted to show people his tiny cars and instead of the popular crowd making fun of him they got excited with him on his birthday everyone bought in Hot Wheels and he went home with a backpack full of them for homecoming they voted him King and gave him a cape with hot wheels on it sometimes high school isn't so bad lies I have told I always tell people that my cat doesn't really like people that much even though she is really cuddly so they feel special when she cuddles them you are the best a penis age 8 so I'm having a pretty rough day I'm walking down the street to the lunch trucks with probably a big frown in my face and there's an old man ahead with a cane he says to me nice umbrella is quiet for a second and lifts his cane and says want to have a sword fight we'd yield for a few minutes and he taught me some fencing moves turns out he was a fencer for about 15 years after we were done he told me hope I made your day better and walked away Thank You old man mission accomplished can we please talk about the experiment had just made sandwiches throughout the entire series on lilo and stitch look at him friendly reminder that rube had the same powers and strength as stitch but had a higher intelligence resulting in him being able to speak perfectly but instead of being obsessed with destroying cities only cared about making sandwiches best invention ever k9 kiyah has become the first police pit bull in the state of New York or three-year-old cancer survivor served as a flower girl in her bone marrow donors wedding now this is the news I want to see on my timeline dad trying to teach me anything me if you know me you know how much I love my hair but I love my dad more you got this homemade dude in front of me just slept through the entire physics exam lmao [Music] baby in public transport exists me mr. Rogers always mentioned out loud that he was feeding his fish because a young blind viewer asked him to do so she wanted to make sure the fish were ok I'm sad and ugly hey human touch me until you're only ugly I just saw a dad get out of the car with his two young boys and he yells who can go hug mom the fastest and all of them started running toward their house that's the kind of future I want meet Malia she's incredibly deadly will rip your whole hacking arm off always feels guilty afterwards though 12 out of 10 were forgive immediately I texted my mom that I was having a hard week and she called and sang you are my sunshine to me even though her whole office could hear her I don't deserve her what question sounds dumb but is actually hard to answer why did my wife leave me so you could find someone better we got worried when you stopped coming to the park I babysit for a girl who used to think her mom's name was my love because her dad said it so often to her and that's just freaking cute I can't I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said senior I'm sorry miss I'm going to have to ask to see some ID and she covered her mouth and went oh dear me and couldn't stop smiling my kitten keeps bringing us leads she caught in the gardener's presence today she was especially proud of this very big one three years ago today I was taken into a psychiatric ward for the first time I was lost hopeless consumed by the idea of ending my life today I walk into a psychiatric ward as a student mental health nurse for my first day of placement things change they don't stay hard forever this woman ran 19 miles of marathon carrying a lost puppy when no one claimed it after the race she adopted him standing in life 439th behind the dad who's trying to explain all Salinas to his son boy that grandma forgot me dat remembered ory she forgot things too right boy yes dad but did that mean she loved Nemo any less boy deeming no my organs watching me drink water so the past year a very nice man has been standing on the bridge that's on my way to work with a sign saying he was having a hard time and could use a hand today this is what it read my last week out here I got a job thank you to everyone who has helped me during this hard time this old lady often goes to the supermarket to read books so the manager put a little bench there for her bonsai apple tree growing a full sized apple a perfect balance of extremely impressive and completely ridiculous apple trees are determined my parents planted a twig of an apple tree and that first year it grew one Apple and the whole thing was bent over from the weight of it it had one job and by god it was gonna do it I found a really good stick but I chewed it too hard and it broke in half which was disappointing until I realized now I have two sticks today has been an emotional roller coaster we should have a holiday called space day where all lights around the world are shut off for the whole night to reduce light pollution so we can see the galaxies are you cold a little bit hello yes I would like to science please this makes me want to get a PhD instead of a masters but I would be almost 40 by the time I finished you'll be 40 anyways this pitbull wouldn't leave the shelter without the Chihuahua he was protecting so the owner adopted both teddy bears protecting innocent children from monsters under the bed since 1902 mean arm is dog Isle and gray still eat me greens each every day I can't eat chip I can't eat chalk but it okay I launched the brach I'm old this truck is old we are not as quick as we used to be have some patience and a nice day I love old ladies I'm at the bus stop and these two very old ladies suddenly recognized each other and very sincerely wonders holy [ __ ] you're still alive and the other says I'm gonna outlive my husband if it kills me woman finds out blood donor who saved her life 11 years ago turned out to be her husband this little girl thought a bride she saw on the street was the princess from her book and I'm crying when you and your friend have completely different interests and personalities but still love and respect each other she guessed my favorite color first try but between me and you I didn't even have a favorite color until she yelled out yellow she was hella excited and smiling like a little kid so I told her she was right and I haven't seen yellow the same since it's in everything I could probably live in it now four months ago a la scooter my best pal and companion of almost 17 years finally got myself to a mental place that I'm ready for another welcome Sasha adopted her yesterday just 9 weeks old she has same gray hair and scruffy hair style as a new papa rescue dog drags its blanket over to homeless dogs so they can share it on a chilly night the dog who never forgot how tough it is on the streets I spent my last 500 pounds on this billboard please give me a job employ adam.com I spent my first wage pocket on this billboard thank you for helping me just because you don't look like somebody who you think is attractive doesn't mean you aren't attractive flowers are pretty but so are Christmas lights and they look nothing alike when someone I admire gives me a genuine compliment Maggie got a growth removed today and this is what my dad send me she's a martini hate with her I met this girl on a dinner cruise in Hawaii in 2006 we were basically best friends for that night so I need y'all to help me find my best friend cause I miss her and I need to see how she's doing now please retweet this so we can be reunited this is crazy Domino's pizza lover Kirk Alexander 47 life was saved by staff after they grew concerned as he hadn't ordered food in 11 days a co-worker who isn't here yet just got 21 flower bouquets delivered and instead of the girls looking and talking [ __ ] they are organizing them to look perfect for her I'm melting using the Drake format using this dog format because he is a good boy my grandpa got bitten by a spider and he was really upset so I went to get some cream but before I could leave the room I heard him say at this age I can't handle the responsibility of being a Spider Man just drove a guy home from a bar and for the whole 15 minutes he talked about how excited he was to see his wife I was having a really bad morning until this baby reached out at me and smiled shout out to this baby for being amazing how can people say cats don't have feelings like when my cat got deadly sick she refused to eat a single thing and it had been days but when I started crying she ate just a little bit and upon seeing how happy it made me kept doing it whenever she could now whenever I'm sad or crying she finds wherever I am with a mouthful of food and eats the pieces one by one every time looking up at me making sure I was watching her eat it all because she knew it made me happy and it does make me happy I love cats sobs met this sweet man at Outback he saw us at prom and showed us a picture of him and wife at prom in 1949 how much do you guys earn a month I'm asking so I can try to price my tickets as low as I can honestly this is maybe the nicest and most sincere thing I have ever seen a celebrity do I told him I wouldn't throw the stick because playtime was over throw the stick you monster I shouted at my kitty today for being naughty five minutes later I find my other kitty comforting her and glaring at me the giant panda is no longer an endangered species restoration one hundred such a wonderful month at the shelter we are now empty everyone got adopted man gets cancer on cancerous growth killing the growth and ending his cancer it hurt itself in its confusion when I cook for multiple people and serve myself the worst piece because it was my flick up and I want my friends to enjoy themselves every day I stare out the windows at a cat in someone's apartment weeks ago miles and I asked what its name was today they obliged and we've never been happier Marshall walked into the shelter and asked which cat had been there the longest came home with the death toothless senior Love Bug never forget the time Tom thought he killed Jerry and how he tried to save the one thing he hated most so they brought an ice cream truck to school and the ice-cream man saw my hair and was like oh I have something for you and gave me this girl took cardboard cutout of Danny DeVito to prom so he took her cutout to Paddy's Pub the world's happiest criminal this ninety nine year old true crime fan had always dreamed of being arrested when the Dutch police found out that it was on her bucket list they picked her up handcuffed her and threw her in the slammer she enjoyed every minute of it let's leave it there as long as you're learning you're not failing so there's this boy running around in a Superman outfit yelling I just beat cancer feel that time since you this goose used her wings to protect an abandoned puppy from the cold the puppy was shivering so she folded her wings around this baby and moved him closer to her so he could benefit from her body warmth puppy stopped shivering and went to sleep they recreated their wedding photos 70 years later I'm crying I asked my dad if I have made him cry in front of me before because I don't remember ever seeing him cry he said once he told me that when I was three years old he laid out a pen a dollar and the toy of some sort in front of me he wanted to see which one I would pick I think that a lot of Chinese people do that it represents what you'll value most when you grow up like the pennies intelligence money as well money and the toys fun he was just doing it out of curiosity in boredom it was interesting for him to see which one I'd pick anyway he said that I just sat there and stared at the items he sat across from me and waited patiently according to him I crawled towards them he held his breath and I pushed everything aside and went right into his arms he didn't realize that he was one of the choices and that was the first and the only time I made him cry I'm on the fifth floor and my window is open and someone outside sneezed so I shouted bless you out the window and he said thank you building breaks my heart that pirates spend their whole lives following a map when the real treasure is the friendships they build along the way this sort of thing is why I still have faith in humanity world war ii veteran gets more than 100 thousand birthday cards after daughters plea you're only as happy as you choose to be a saying that holds true for one and all and I'm sure this selfie deserves more likes than most hey pizza hunt would you consider donating a load of pizzas to your local homeless community every night this week done I murdered a rich guy in Red Dead Redemption - who slaps his expensive horse across the face after he lost to me in a race his horse is now my main horse and she gets all the paps and sugar tubes in the world I'm feeling good about my cowboy life choices me I'm leaving for my trip tomorrow seven-year-old know the hug me me papa we'll have you seven-year-olds it's not the same nine year old yeah but Papa will let us play who let the dogs out as much as we want and give us pizza every day seven year old mama can you leave today when the government shut down finally ends in the FBI agent in your phone gets paid again whenever I'm sad I just imagine a bunch of tiny versions of myself working inside of my body that sing and push blood cells around and have romantic encounters and have sword fights with bacteria and have so much fun keeping me alive I gotta take care of myself for the tiny people inside of me thank you little friends I've met countless children in hospitals over the years and this little guy was one of the best his name is Oscar I love the fact that despite not having the slightest idea of who I was he took the time to give me a checkup and make sure I was feeling okay throwback Thursday to Clifford's first Halloween my heart God he's so teeny this is Coco a gorilla who is reportedly able to correctly use 1,000 words in American Sign Language and understand more than 2,000 English words she is an avid mr. Rogers fan and was taken to meet him in 1998 when they met she embraced him and did what she'd watched him do on screen so often she took his shoes off not every child will grow up to be a doctor or a lawyer teach kids it's okay to work with your hands and build cool stuff I had a boy stop by my house after Halloween he knocked on my door and asked if I had leftover Halloween candy the kids all know I give full-size candy bars at first I was shocked about the request and then I realized he was hungry so I gave him some I went out later and bought some muffins and apples each morning my buddy stops by my house and gets breakfast sometimes he requests a little more because he's hungry it makes me proud my buddy trusts me enough to let me know he needs more I hold hands with every girlfriend as she talks about her day before my mom passed away she gave my dad strict instructions to water the plants in the bathroom he's been religiously watering the man keeping them alive they look so amazing he decided to take them to his new home only to discover they are plastic can hear my mum chuckling not the heroes we deserve but the heroes we need 1.5 million volunteers plant 66 million trees in 12 hours breaking Guinness World Record reasons why my grandpa is the best he made my wife and I I'm a woman a giant banner for our one-year anniversary when I was pregnant the baby was kicking and when he touched my belly the baby stopped and he called him a little [ __ ] he once called and left a voice of mail asking how to spell styrofoam he flipped a table because he saw someone hit a dog he beat scar him in four days he served in the Korean War and when he came home he learned Korean so if he ever ran into a Korean vetti could give them the same respected given American vet my son has two moms and there was a special guy in your life day at his school for Father's Day so my grandpa went and showed up in dress pants and depressed shirt because he didn't want to embarrass him also there was a little boy who didn't have anyone there and grandpa asked if he could be his special guy and the little boy beamed he knows all of the secrets to the Zelda games he's had four opens heart surgeries and can still kick your ass spent seven years in special education graduating with a 1.8 GPA a teacher said I wasn't going to college now I'm a VCU grad and best-selling author dating a boy bigger than you his Hooters will look cute and oversized on you dating a boy your size you can share Hooters and they will fit and look nice dating a boy smaller than you your Hooters will look cute and oversized on him conclusion all boy sizes are cute and good me thinking about still tied Stanley from heaven don't make me come down there you Pike good ghost is good at 17 I had my first child my girlfriend got killed in a drive-by at 18 I had a daughter and my second girlfriend died of cancer but I'm still strong 19 two kids with two jobs in college will never give up so this morning I made my chickens tiny pancakes because I love the mad day is good chickens skinny girls chubby girls girls that criticize other girls we are living in an apartment as we renovate our house congratulations on that by the way is it like your dream home I mean my wife's gonna be living there so yeah there's a special place in heaven for the teachers who make study guides that are exactly like the test a high-end ad book six flights just to join flight attendant daughter during her Christmas shifts every year tourists throw approximately 1.1 million euros into the Trevi Fountain in Rome the city uses them to fund a supermarket for the needy yeah sex is cool but have you ever woke up from a dream and went back to sleep and the dream picked up where it left off she looks so sweet but today a woman asked her what her name wasn't she replied butt crack so I love that we set aside one day a year to gather in stadiums and living rooms across the nation and celebrate Super Bowls Chicago I need ten volunteers to help me shovel for seniors tomorrow I'm getting too many emails from elderly folks that need help meet me at the 79th Street Red Line stop at 10 a.m. tomorrow I got his hats and lunch for anybody that comes through in 1866 Lichtenstein sent out an army of 80 men to participate in the austro-prussian war they came back with 81 men suffering no casualties and having made one friend along the way restoration1 hundred luring my drunk friends home you want this get in the [ __ ] goober I think we should appreciate beekeepers more for the job that they do they protect our wrecker system and without them we would all starve to death I just made this mean to give them some appreciation I hope that's okay I hope you'll have a wonderful day lost dogs returned home after owners cook sausages near where they went missing this man stopped just to teach a young man how to do his tie for his first day of work I once met a guy who I really really liked but he didn't read he could read he just didn't he couldn't find any enjoyment in books and it devastated me he appreciated my attempts at finding a genre he might like as he loved stories but could never enjoy books then I met his mother who was blind when he was little she couldn't read stories to him so she would make them up he never developed an appreciation for books because she couldn't give him that it absolutely devastated me to realize that that was an aspect of childhood that he could never know and for good reason I finally found a book he loved Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone the first thing he did with it he read it to his mother the dust storm was exhausting my solar panels are covered in Martian dust and I feel so sleepy I don't think I can go on but that's okay I'll just nap here until you guys come and get me I know you will make it you know what's depressing starting the same sentence over and over again because no one is listening and then just dropping it because obviously it doesn't matter if I see this happen I ignore everyone else and start a loud conversation with the person so everyone else joins in that feeling is awful and I will not stand seeing someone else go through it if I'm there oh my god I adopted this cat as a kitten in 2007 when I was 8 years old in 2012 my dad decided he didn't want the cat anymore so he left him all alone in the middle of a forest like a totally responsible adult would do and try telling my sister and I he ran away today ten years later I walked into an animal shelter on a whim and I found my cat guess who is coming back home to finally get the love he deserves with my sister and I one of my absolute favorite things after a PhD student finishes their dissertation defense and the committee discusses while the student is outside the room I love opening the door to bring the student back in and simply say dr. 17 times and Counting I just saw a man pick up and carry two golden retrievers large ones one on each shoulder he was saying you always do this you said you wanted to go for a walk as he picked them up tonight on a Burrell threw a pizza party for all the people on our block he is 95 years old and is the sweetest most caring person I've ever met though his wife has passed and his kid and grandkids are grown he never stops making an effort to lock people Andrew and I have gone out to dinner with him a number of times and early always tells us he can be our next-door grandpa I've never had a better neighbor I hope to be half as giving caring and amazing as him in my lifetime me houseplant me houseplant me houseplant me oh my god opened my Nan's laptop and when she's googled something she's put please and thank you I can't please translate these Roman numerals thank you dearest Ben's now hope you're well in a world of billions of searches yours made us smile oh and it's 1998 thank you I put some action figures on eBay and on bought too but not the other 28 I had she messaged to say her autistic son was excited to get them she wished she could have bought more I sent her all 30 of them got a phone call she thanked me and cried we are all friends to this day I think minecraft is better than fortnight because fortnight is a shooting killing game and I don't like killing people minecraft is more peaceful than fortnight me grows 0.1 millimeters grandma I've never met this man in my life sharks don't infest waters they live there a Lucky Penny hahahahahaha sir your bottom is amazing Mark Buster's works full-time at a boutique salon where prices start at one hundred and fifty dollars on Sunday his only day off mark goes out onto the streets of New York City and gives free haircuts to the homeless my grandpa roams an onion farm and occasionally decides to take a nap in the middle of the field whatevs he wins at life last night it was cold and windy and when I opened my door this cricket hopped in so I set him up good for the night little pot of water pickle and Swiss cheese left their pot with Frank Ocean playing this morning I let him go and he hopped away happily I miss him and hope he's good life protip pretend to be afraid of the bed so they give you more treats he elephants brains react to humans the same way that humans brain react to puppies they think we are cute my life has had no greater joy than knowing elephants think I'm cute James Harrison 81 making his last blood donation on Friday in Sydney Australia his blood contains a rare antibody used in a medication that officials say has helped save the lives of more than 2 million babies australia's oldest man 109 it's tiny sweaters for injured penguins I went through the chick-fil-a drive-thru bawling and the girl asked me if I wanted a chocolate or vanilla milkshake and I was like no I ordered a sweet tea and she goes no honey you need a milkshake service unmatched I think the day I realized I was getting better with my depression was the day I was making cookies and humming some words to a Disney song and the conversation in the living room stopped and then I heard my mom sniff and very shakily whisper to my grandma she's singing again no war they make a compelling argument be me right now cuddling with dog oh I'm happy Thank You dog Oh nobody dared go near the tower a fearsome dragon sat on its top until one day a knight rode up do you need help to get down please got your man's best friend dog okay and woman's best friend yay and children's best friend or and and my best friend puts poor on God's name always got I'm gonna miss you dog I'll be back when they don't need me anymore teddy bears always have their eyes open to protect you from demons at night try me but how Alicia's Chad was right my upstairs neighbor stopped me and said hey man I've been hearing you play music late at night and you sound great you're the first person to live there that plays well when I lay down to sleep and hear your singing it helps me sleep interesting fact about dodge she was freed from a puppy mill and was slated to be euthanized before she was adopted by mrs. satty a Japanese kindergarten teacher they named her Cabo so after the Japanese citrus fruit because her face is very round like Cabo su current emotion dogs who are stuck but pretending everything is fine today it started raining and a tiny straight puppy used me as an umbrella how to parent a princess I get why a lot of people hate the whole princess culture aimed at little girls there's a hell of a lot of toxic [ __ ] in there but when I was a tiny princess my dad used to be my royal adviser he would come to me and over tea we would discuss the problems of the kingdom he would tell me that new people wanted to move to the kingdom and asked me what we should do or he would tell me that the teddy bears and the dolls were fighting over the Enchanted Forest and asked me what to do basically heat up the trappings of the princess culture and used it as a tool to teach me about leadership civic responsibility and compassion so if you have a little princess around consider helping her figure out how to run her kingdom there's no sense in telling a kid they can't be a leader or that they can't wear sparkles while they do it a baby was staring at me in target so I started waving to her and she waved back and the mom whipped around and was like oh my god and I was like oh sorry I was just waving to your baby and she was like that was the first time she waved and me and this mom screamed in the store because we were so excited last night I facetimed the wrong number and this ginger picked up ended up chatting for 30 minutes he was actually jealous when you work for 15 years instead of just 90 days it ain't much but it's honest work be me the loser who drives a delivery van all day Workers King boring us get new puppy puppy is sad when I go to work have idea I will take puppy to work with me next day put puppy info puppy sits shotgun all day does not piss all poop in cab take puppy to park during lunch break puppy waits patiently while I make deliveries drive home realize work was fun with my little puppy buddy I have never had this much enjoyment of work Thank You puppy when your mom didn't vaccinate you as a puppy all that people have ribbet what's something trending among younger people that you also like leave I don't know what it is but that word just makes me laugh I'll be 48 this year and hopefully still have many years before I leave the SCOTUS mortal coil describe your ideal work environment isn't it while that every version of you probably exists still somewhere in someone's memory the messy you crying on the floor exists still the happy sun-soaked you exists in your best friend's memory no part of you has died all parts of us exists always simultaneously and hidden me life goals a fun trampoline that's going to bounce me too my life goals beep beep what is that ma'am it's a lighting bug or whatever they light up what that's so cool how does he do that it's just a bug but it lights up it had never even occurred to me that there were parts of this planet where lightning bugs are not indigenous hard to swallow pills your friends do love you your brain is just mean neighbors build doggy door and fence so their dogs can hang out whenever they want man human imprinting is crazy my friends Roomba zoomed by me and I got this intense urge to reach down and Pat it like it's just a machine but it's a good boy it spends all day cleaning and sleeping and exploring the house and never complains and it's just so good little robot pet robot pet the robot why am I like this when I bought my Roomba the lady at the store told me that if it breaks within warranty and I send it back to the manufacturer I can request that they fix and send back the same Roomba instead of just sending back a new one I gave her a confused look and she explained that people get attached to their Roomba and don't want them to just be replaced because they are like part of the family 400 year old bonsai stolen owner posts care instructions on Facebook parents have read it what is the most embarrassing thing your toddler said out loud in public my son was too unthought every black man was his dad he was away for the military a while so when we were at Boston Market he called another random stranger daddy and ran to him and hugged him hahaha the guy actually picked him up and said I'm not your dad but hey buddy I was mortified but couldn't stop laughing does your storm drain spark joy if not the clutter your storm drain take a step back to admire your storm drain thank your storm drain for all it does for you when people talk about traveling to the past they worry about radically changing the present by doing something small but barely anyone in the present really thinks that they can radically change the future by doing something small dude rich people poor people teachers whom spend their own money to help students when you come home and you see your dog and he see you someday we will all die Snoopy true but on all the other days we will not NASA should send another over to Mars with a spare battery so it could revive opportunity and be friends dad keep that thing away from me two weeks later that Gordon Ramsay what do you think of my fiance's skillet pork loin marry him the I have answers I'm eternal I know all and see all you may ask one question but if someone has asked it before I will destroy you ah how are you it's just so lonely down here you know that sucks man many Romans love their dogs and made grapes for them with profoundly touching epitaphs one read I'm in tears while carrying you to your last resting place as much as I rejoiced when bringing you home in my own hands fifteen years ago a group of nine women who call themselves a nine Nana's kept a secret for decades that not even their husbands knew about for 30 years they met at 4:00 a.m. anonymously paying bills buying clothes for people in Needham sending them care packages each of the care package contained a homemade pound cake and a note that read somebody loves you I wish you understood my every word Garfield I could tell you I love you I understand how you feel I love you too there is a blind deer in our neighborhood at this ten years old boy walks her from one grass patch to another every day before school to make sure she finds food the best thing about my mom finally getting a decent phone is her fangirling over my dad on snapchat like a teenager what is a dirty little or big secret about an industry that you have worked in that people outside the industry really ought to know I work with kids at a daycare and we see babies take their first steps sometimes but we never tell the parents because we don't want them to feel bad about missing it after years of renting apartments without enough space for a dog I finally adopted this sweet girl I have come for your soul actually I've put all my heart and soul into my artwork Oh can I have this one then there is exactly one person on the planet who is the nicest person on earth when both mr. Rogers and Bob Ross were alive who had the title they kept graciously handing it back and forth to each other uh-oh here comes Dave he's a hugger hey guys told my granddad I was taking him for lunch my dad just phoned him and he said he's been up and showered since 7:00 a.m. all ready for our lunch date my heart PS he loved it me I love everything about you my girlfriend really but what about my me did I stutter three boys found man about to jump off bridge grabbed him and didn't let go I love my dog if ever I cry he collects up dirty socks and brings them to me they're his favorite thing in the world and they make him happy so they'll make me happy too he's a good boy Gary Gygax his wife was convinced he was having an affair so she followed him to a dimly lit basement and burst into the room only to find him and his friends hunched over hand-drawn maps gary would go on to invent the role-playing game Dungeons & Dragons be me 17 female and in treatment and recovery from rape walking through Petco to pick up crickets for my friends pet lizard lock eyes with this cat in the adoption area she presses her pour up to the glass crying in public jpg i impulsively adopt her two months later suicidal thoughts almost non-existent and able to talk to strangers again cat is my best friend she never leaves my side when I'm home and encourages me to get out of bed in the morning don't forget to give your pet a hug today remember kiwi and his goth girlfriend well now she's his goth wife and they have four beautiful hath goth babies Gabriel nahban 19 with his mom and sister right after he found out he'd passed Brazil's famously difficult University in trans exam the young man had cut a deal with a prep course to clean the building in exchange for free classes to help him prepare for the exam this photo is from 1955 it was called a few seconds before happiness I got this tank top on Amazon and they sent me a dress on the plus side it does make my ass look great my sister is about to have a baby and my brother showed up to the hospital in a suit because first impressions matter they give you a lot of treats while they are training you so played on for as long as you can it is time to go with our good Mars rover no I'm told you were the best a very dear friend of mine passed away 12 years ago at 20 years old when we were kids we'd go to a local Pizza Hut for the buffett and gorge ourselves on as much pizza as possible before we left we always did this in their bathroom and giggled out little hearts out I think about that regularly to this day this post bought a huge smile to my face thank you how she thinks she looks versus how I think she looks team has vaccinations after asking red date ethel linden Bahji from ohio asks social media site reddit if he could have vaccines without parental consent I'm so proud of this community customers buy out stores do not so own a cam care for his sick wife 17 years together they said I'd only last 90 days I made it to 15 years am i good boy beagle adopts baby opossum after losing the clear of puppies I'm not crying your cry Hannes island is disputed territory between Canada and Denmark the militaries of both countries periodically visit to remove the other guys flag and leave a bottle of Danish snaps or Canadian whisky Brian we're founded the crayon initiative after learning that restaurants throw away all the crayons that the kids leave behind on tables he collects them melts them down creates new crayons that are thicker and easier to grasp for young children and kids with special needs and delivers them to local hospitals as some know my dad is mentally and physically handicapped and so especially now that he's older he's unable to work or earn an income but he's been saving his pocket change for the past month for some reason and I thought nothing of it till I came home from work to this today coffee money love dad when you're chill with everyone when people on the internet start paying you respect for your discoveries mechanical happiness 25 year-old Kenyon invents smart gloves that convert sign-language movements into audio speech yo it would be King fire if everyone could wear around a number that was proportional to the current level of stress causing hormones in their body you'd instantly know not to get on people's bad side like Gerald in the offices showing a r89 step the [ __ ] off mate I'm a teacher and during morning meeting I always have my kids go around the room and give me a number from one to ten on how good their day is so far and what kind of mood they're in some share stories of why it was a bad night or whatever but some just say the number then everyone knows how to treat everyone one day I was mad had a headache I had an issue with another staff etc I said I was a one my kids were angels that day funds no few need a hand yes please [ __ ] snow a cat who was found frozen and buried under snow during the polar vortex has thawed out and made a full recovery restoration 100 my autistic brother was sad that blockbuster was closing down so my parents made a mini one at home for him when a Newton family welcomed a baby who is deaf 20 neighbors learned sign language I hid under the bed to scare my boyfriend while he was in the bathroom and when he came out he saw I was gone and I watched him get all excited and run in the closet to wait and scare me I was sitting under my bed crying laughing a family lost their dog during Hurricane sandy and after searching for 1.5 years they decided to adopt another dog their adoption counselor brought in the first candidate and it turned out to be their lost dog interviewed a little girl this morning that feeds crows and they bring her gifts in return here's her collection I love pirates because they have no concept of alb ISM oh you have no leg here have a peg leg no hand well guess we gotta put a hook on that give those sons of [ __ ] a surprise blind in one eye put an eyepatch on no one's king cares your death go man the cannons you glorious bastard they don't care if you're disabled because as long as you can [ __ ] [ __ ] up they literally don't King care Bob Ross would have King loved minecraft it's your world where you can do anything you want you can put anything you want in it you can put the happy little trees anywhere maybe we are all playable characters in a cosmic video game and the fridges the save point which is why we all sorta Ropin it look inside and then wander off without eating anything why would my player pick someone depressed and broke like what the [ __ ] maybe they just haven't finished leveling you up some players like a challenge maybe you're a hard mode character when your level one so you equip anything you can find no crime 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. breaking news crime 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. rate drops to 0% you have been visited by the holy dog Oh like this video and subscribe for a good luck [Music] [Music]

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Length: 63min 20sec (3800 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 03 2019