Cursed Comments #4

have you ever came across some random comment on the internet that makes you question the entire human race because it's so bad yeah I'm sure you have and that's what this series is all about because today we're going to be taking a look at the most cursed comments from all across the Internet it's me offs beds but it's hardly been used since me Alf just sleeps in your mom's bed instead who's your daddy you are me Alf that's right I'm the fastest youtuber and I'm willing to put 100 thousand dollars on it wait fastest at what filming dead bodies retweets if you know hunting is not a sport your dinner for Elmo though I got Kiwi a little goth girlfriend so cute I would eat both sir stay away from the birds and eat your cake Day cake what do you think the cake is made of what do animals either extinct or alive which you want to see Juke it out if possible a sea turtle versus a Costco bulk size pack of plastic straws that would be epic next up Oh Jay Simpson tweets out saying gamers never die they just respawn your wife was no gamer huh that sucks if Godzilla was real he would produce 151 million four hundred thirty six thousand nine hundred and twenty-eight gallons of urine per day I'd swallow all of it mmm tasty the teacher giving the whole class detention for talking and not completing their work the one kid who was silently doing all his work quite good unzips backpack I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move pit bulls are vicious creatures pit bulls in reality yeah gotta watch the toddler blood off you know I'll slash ask teen boys what would you say are the best traits in girls a pulse that's always good to have ha it does help but it's not necessary did you know there is a skeleton inside you right now you don't have a skeleton inside you you're a brain you are inside a skeleton you're piloting a bone mech that's using meat armor I just learnt more in 10 seconds of reading that reddit post than I did in my entire school career studying science thank you so much frantically chopping up Harry Potter's dead body into a blender Hagrid pours the remains in a DQ Cup you're a blizzard Harry he whispers fortnight creator is buying thousands of acres of forest to stop it from being cut down I forgive you next move is to kidnap 100 kids and air drop them in let's go baby minecraft players when they see water at the bottom of a ravine wait how did you get a picture of my dad during 911 so I wrote this song for the Christian youth I want to teach kids the Christian truth if you want to reach those kids on the streets then you got to do a rap to a hip-hop beat so I gave my summon an urban kick my rhymes are fly my beats are sick my crew is big and it keeps getting bigger that's because Jesus Christ is my comment removed 84 percent of people would prefer to find diamonds in Minecraft compared to 16 percent of people who'd rather have sex with the hottest girl at your school bro why are you gay what I'm homeschooled but my teacher is smoking hot hol up what are you doing step bro kneel I'm tired of ever and always telling me that I need to go to the hospital and that I've lost a lot of blood it's my stab wound not yours mind your business stab wound you mean extra pocket right I mean bread the bigger the wounds the bigger the storage space who needs a laptop case when you have a gaping stab wound chuck it in it's really nice right looks like we have the next release of Kanye West's Yeezy shoes very cool very awesome they and come with the limited-edition signature dog paws on the bottom of the shoe engraved so that when he step on the floor it looks like you got a little puppy tracks how cute I have these hello it's so funny to see my neighbor blame the dogs for [ __ ] on his porch it was actually me despite being called the boy in striped pajamas the boy actually never wears pajamas but instead a prison uniform he also surprisingly didn't have cancer but he didn't let that keep him from an alley grave my color-changing Mustang pretty sick right magically changes to rent when you're in a crowd fantastic feature why is Billy Alicia's brother dating someone that looks exactly like Billy well because Billy is an 18 yet what else he's supposed to do I wish I was their phone so they would hold me and look at me all day they would also put a charger up your ass that my friend is called a win-win situation oh hey look guys we have an epic YouTube tutorial but wait a second thanks man you're a life ender life ender really appreciate it I'm addicted to Minecraft I'm addicted to crack wow these guys have some really cool chemistry going on here I like it this is romantic see that there that's a shooting range you can practice all you like in one of those mister do that's an American public school did I freakin stutter no freaking disgusting they ain't even related oh man this really sucks I can't even possibly comprehend the amount of pain Alabama boy one a65 is going through right now dad tries on a suit my family and furries I can see the despair in his eyes and I can't even see his eyes son why is it so crusty around the crotch area what the Frick at what point did you realize you weren't a child anymore my priest wasn't interested in me anymore oh wow I watched a few episodes of PewDiePie playing Minecraft and I loved all the new stuff I see incredible job L played minecraft but no nudge doesn't congratulate Elmo not just sends elmo nudes notch why you sending Elmo nudes bro we've we talked about this man it's not ok it's not it's not good life hack you can't be sad if you're asleep but what if you're so sad that you can't fall asleep I've developed a few habits to help fall asleep I franc them from least effective to most one take deep breaths to remind yourself it's going to be ok free no the feeling is passing for meditates 5 drink some tea 6 I can't stress this enough heroin I mean it's not exactly much difference between number five and number six like one minute you're drinking some tea and an attempt to fall asleep the next minute it's just you know a bit of heroin the usual my dad used to call me his favorite peanut while I was little I asked him why he said it's because I was the biggest nut he ever had my mother nodded confirming this I don't like to turn pedophile I prefer to term beta tester Cubbies cooling the police mate what are you all about Tennessee man accused of dipping testicles in customer salsa before online delivery ah you a mega ho if you could taste a hint of ballsack it's a Mexican food after suffering severe burns her husband was asked why he didn't leave he said he married her soul not her body I like my coochie medium-rare what can I say but honestly I don't really know why someone in the first place is asking him why he didn't believe his wife because she got burnt that's so bad bro it's just like Oh your wife broke her legs why did you left her yes she's a mobile a nine-year-old walks up to you kicks you in the groin and fortnight dances in front of you your next action must be 100% legal how do you retaliate I'd smash his mom yep I'd smash his mom this wasn't what I was looking for when I looked up Ben Shapira destroyed by BBC destroyed by the BBC News what else could you be looking for but and booty are synonyms dial and cool are synonyms yet but dialing is really different than a booty call forgive me Father for I have sinned and I'm sorry daddy I've been a bad girl at the same problem I'll slash really bad superpowers every time you say could shall everything around you in a ten-foot radius regardless of gender from Rochas Lee orgasms Senior Center good show I mean this isn't a really bad superpower this is a really cool superpower oh my god what if you injected brownie mix into your bloodstream like it's your body temp is like 98 the brownies would cook over a few days and then you will have clumps in your arms and you can just cut it open and eat the brownies I should be a scientist what the freaking heck is wrong with you uh are we still betting on Ant Man defeating Pharaoh's by crawling up his butt then expanding I thought about this and I can't think of a worse death for ant-man vanos is pretty tough like can take some punches from the Hulk kind of tough well his butthole and insights have to be Hulk level strong too the way I see it happening is ant-man curling up his butts expanding and then whatever I can describe as chunky human sue that will come flying out of Vanishes ass from ant-man trying to expand it to something that just won't budge yeah so I'm gonna ask you to never speak again no I wanted to keep going I'm almost there JK Rowling dies and her family members discover a large collection of notes full of useless new information about the Harry Potter franchise what are some of the funnier slash to be the ones Darby didn't once suck he wanted [ __ ] yeah I think is pretty obvious that Dobby had a massive crush on Harry Potter all throughout the series like who doesn't want to be penetrated by a wizard quick follow-up can anyone give me some advice on how to be attractive mmm don't be unattractive it's pretty simple I'm trying to figure out how someone named I [ __ ] two turkeys can be a good judge of what is and is not attractive hey I hurt you what sucking smack what am i witnessing Hey ladies how weird is it for a man to ask to try breast milk not at all it's actually sort of strange if they don't at least express curiosity in my opinion I am assuming you were talking about your significant other though oh the heads white a chick got so mad at the park oh my goodness I'm pretty sure if you actually tried this you get sent to prison bruh some dudes be out here trying to get a taste test of some breast milk like it's a new flavor of G fuel you skate fainted by the way moan louder every time the cashier scans one of your items please do not do this no god no please I've honestly been doing this for years anyways and trust me they love it especially when they're scanning free like a nice loaf of bread it really turns them on I literally just decided to count how many times have had sex narrowing it down and it was over 50 times with ten different people I feel pretty accomplished haha sounds like he enjoyed his family reunion and that my friends brings us to the end of this episode of cursed comments this series bro is so weird but I do really enjoy it so I hope you guys do as well I'll see you all in a nice video have an absolutely amazing day guys much love peace subscribe subscribe right now do it

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Length: 12min 26sec (746 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 26 2019