How is Twitter free? #58

hey what's up guys how you doing my name is fainted and welcome to how is Twitter free the serious where we take a look at the funniest tweets from all across Twitter calm let's go going to Autozone does anyone need anything yeah pick me up some chicken nuggets on your way back no we have food at home some dudes a party right now asking your girl if she's ticklish well I good thing I don't have a girl to worry about then I'm so sad someone what the Frick it smells like oranges me behind them what always sounds like a good idea at the time but rarely is ordering a $12 meal for $29 on food delivery apps Leonardo DiCaprio rescued a man from drowning after hearing a distress call whilst on his yachts imagine drowning in the middle of the ocean with no hope and Leo DiCaprio saves you of know I'm gonna be honest man I can't even imagine that because it's so surreal what a world we live in you're not vibing bro you're bedridden playing cod with the shades drawn the room stinks your family is concerned is this the man you envisioned yourself becoming as a child oh damn you're actually pretty good at this you got a 5-1 KD ratio never mind carry on soldier false alarm Thailand started 2020 with a major plastic bag ban so now tides have made it a trend but they're shopping in random things and I'm living for it this is where I told my grandma I work only Vance tell me a story about yourself that sounds like a lie but it's absolutely true I met this dude on tinder and asked what his last name was he told me then replied you're doing a little background check you might find out I'm a murderer just ignore that okay so a good sense of humor well I googled him and he was a murderer ah your nails cost 10 pounds mine are free figures we are not the same why are you boasting about getting scammed free figures on some nails lots I'm not really sure that's something to be flexing about on the timeline to be honest yeah guys just spend like $200 so I'm getting my nails done uh-huh think of all the four night skins you could have got with that mean culture has destroyed us I asked my friend how she was doing after breaking up her boyfriend of one year and she was like what sorry I'm just taking a selfie of me crying so I can post it on Twitter with a witty caption brah just process your emotions they start with a video from Castro's livestream captions oh my freaking God and bap a why is it like that why is it like that with breath and then Laporte himself actually sees this and says sorry for your loss bro that hurts man that really hurts my girlfriend is currently crying because she fought the seventy dollars she wanted to spend on adopting a koala bear from the Australian bushfires was actually going to physically get her a koala bear like they would just FedEx that thing to us and not just her become a sponsor next up we have a video with some advanced intelligence they already training overseas oh no looks like we're in some real big trouble if them soldiers in Syria are gonna be hitting some free 16o scopes it's about to get messy I mean is is cool but have you been a directioner in the 2012 such 13 era wow that was something else really Directioners the fandom who successfully hacked into Auckland Airport security cameras just so they could watch Harry Stiles doing nothing it's so creepy but so awesome at the same time okay but which one of y'all actually bid bats who in 2014 had the scales you just nanos some twelve-year-old girl singing in her mom's basement like yeah don't mind me guys just gonna hack into the airport security cameras be right back the person who did this probably now works for the FBI or something I really b64 with good Dee dressed in all Balenciaga sitting at home on the weekend tweeting while somebody who works at Applebee's as a free son I really be 510 with average meats dressed in champion clothes sitting in my dorm room playing rocket League I suppose by some chick saying she didn't want her husband taking his six weeks paid paternity because him being home would annoy her and there was no reason for him to be there I could not imagine hating my husband so much that I didn't want him at home with our new baby the Kardashians tweeting about the Australian fires even though they have the money to help [Music] and say dia DG the United States just spent two trillion dollars on military equipment we are the biggest and by far the best in the world if Iran attacks an American base or any American we will be sending some of that brand new beautiful equipment their way and without hesitation really dude you could have donated at least ten gifted subs of all that money man my cool bro bro okay see this is probably one of the craziest things I've ever seen happen this week on Twitter and obviously you guys know about the Australian fires which is crazy right now and anyways this girl tweets are saying I'm sending nudes to every person who donates at least $10 to any one of these fundraisers for the wild fires in Australia every $10 you donate equals one nude picture from me to your DMS you must send me confirmation that you donated and turns out this little strategy actually worked really well at raising money because she actually raised over a million dollars for charity in less than three days by sending these news to the people who donated 1 million dollars in three days sending nudes can't sleep thinking about the time that bowling guy screamed who do you think you are I am strike two climate strike pick claimant [Applause] overshadowed in all of this is the person in the stands with this sign I like bolli that's a pretty big statement to be making right there tell me a story about yourself that sounds like a lie but it's absolutely true in college I fell off my bunk bed and broke both of my legs and one arm years later on a date I made a joke about being clumsy and I do told me I couldn't compared to this woman his EMT brother helped once who fell out of her bunk bed and broke all the bones it was me guys by nudes when they can look in the mirror and see [ __ ] for free next up this guy treats a few images captions I've never seen anyone so desperate in my life and it's got something to do Justin Bieber here we go okay so Justin post into his Instagram saying how to get yummy to number one and this is his new song by the way Spotify great to play this with yummy on repeat and stream it don't meet it play at low volume and let it play whilst you sleep oh by the way if you're not from the US you can download a VPN app set the VPN to us and an operate a Spotify account iTunes buy the song on iTunes by the song multiple times on Justin's website remember this is Justin's comeback and if we all come together we can give him his six number-one on the Billboard Hot 100 share this post of everyone you know let's do this I mean yeah this has come across pretty desperate man but the thing is this probably wasn't even posted by JB it was probably just his management team or like Scooter Braun geezer and he's like yo Justin we need to get this tuner number one oh my god and JB's practice chilling I think it's himself you know what do I really don't care I'm really sitting on about 50 milli just look at his eyes and smile oh wow and in Seth Rogan says I've been tagged by dozens of people saying I look like this dog and I couldn't be more flattered the more I look at this more I see Seth Rogen's face next up we have a tweet coming in from rice gum oh no I hate when people say it's a quarter till six brah just say it's 575 damn y'all stupid and I hate free replies saying here's the tweet he stole and yeah just like most things on Twitter calm turns out rice gum just snapped it from someone else and of course rice comes saw this and wasn't very happy so he DMD even saying F you and your girl haha and then of course rice gum also blocked him nice don't ever disrespect rice gum on Twitter calm or you will end up blocked I repeat you will end up blocked by rice gum on Twitter calm nobody wants that you're gonna miss out on the most quality rice gum tweets they're incredible and all 100% original by the way just like everything else on the website how's it lecturer sending that although University of Birmingham is finished - how was your break I'll let you in on a secret I did something yet you can do with many people but I just to do it alone I wish I did it sooner but I kept putting it off during it was pretty tough to do but after I'm glad I did it hahahahaha if you know what I mean no not that I self reflected now it's time you did the same - so figure back on the last semester did you set out to achieve what he wanted did you secure that spring week / summer internship / graduate scheme / master's course if you did congratulations and when we know the details while that is very normal very normal behavior from a teacher exactly the kind of email you'd expect to come back to after a holiday and when the university found out about all of these weird messages I don't think they were very happy because they then followed up with this email dear BBS students it's come to our attention that you may have received an inappropriate email this morning from University of Birmingham's careers advisor the content of the email was extremely inappropriate and professional the staff member involved is extremely sorry for the email and is fully aware of inappropriateness and consequences of his actions we sincerely apologize for this and we are taking measures to ensure this does not happen again what is going on at the University of Birmingham it's actually kind of made me want to sign up yeah I'm going back to school boys you know check this out hey what's up and yeah guys that's pretty much it for this video already here we did enjoy and of course if you haven't already do take me in funny tweets at fainted sad subscribe to the channel and like the video and honestly please do subscribe because we're almost at 800 K subs now which is awesome and yeah I'll see you guys all later I've been absolutely amazing day much love peace

Channel: Fainted

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Length: 12min 36sec (756 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 12 2020