Cursed Comments #6

police officers use a water cannon on a lone protester in Hong Kong oh man that looks really painful ouch that's actually pepper spray based solution holy smokes how it feels to chew five gum minty hello everyone and welcome to cursed comments the critically acclaimed YouTube series where we take a look at the darkest corners off the internets sit back relax definitely put some headphones in and let's go when a girl changes her clothes in front of you she's either really interested or your level 99 friend-zoned or she hasn't spotted you in the tree yet I gave my 91 year old grandpa two lightbulbs and he called it a a lifetime supply I'm sad ah at least he still has his humor no I think you mean tumor buddy tumor a mouse Oh God uh Minnie I have something to tell you you'd be scared too if a 6-inch tall naked human sprinted across your floor wait a minute hmm yeah she kind of has a point that would be terrifying okay so what's in the profile page here for Leia 20 years old and she says I'm dying so you don't have to worry about a long-term commitment get her pregnant and go for a double kill if you get married in Japan then fly to Hawaii and immediately die after you've land your marriage certificates will be dated after your death certificates are nice weekend plan sorted awesome nice little tweets here from Barack Obama have y'all ever seen a pancake on a rabbit hula mal yeah best food combination ever it's incredible did you know metro train passing through blocks of apartments in China how fascinating you're not special in America we have planes passing through buildings what full ways to make nuts milk there's a fifth way wait what's the fifth way no what could it possibly be so why are you using tinder my boyfriend died last year so I'm just trying to get back in the dating scene really damn that's sad on our first day we should use a Ouija board to get his permission to smash what the Frick is wrong with you I twice as much meat just so that one vegan who thinks he's making a difference is making no difference at all I've been eating three times the serving of everything my whole life the o pious weak ha pathetic I've eaten four people every day of my life if I offered you $100,000 to jump from a plane without parachutes would you do it I bet he would say no but what if I told you that the plane was in the grounds moral of the story know all the facts before you open your mouth I would jump for free if the plane was in the air just saying Germany to close all 84 of its coal-fired power plants and will rely primarily on renewable energy everyone like that humans are renewable your life has an OST everywhere you go appropriate music will play but only you can hear it's uh why did boss music suddenly start playing uncle laughs from behind you oh okay a notification from I funny the Amazon is on fire but so are these memes earth might be pretty hot but so is this mixtape check it out Sivan West knows people on Twitter who got viral tweets and then reply to themselves saying yo guys check out my soundcloud oh yeah I drew up really epic beats give me a chance I'm gonna be the next no shush your Pokemon seem surprised to touch ice but you're made of ice what well if you walked into a cave made of human flesh you'd be surprised - okay well somebody decided to upload this epic minecraft letsplay and as you can see the gameplay is particularly disturbing dude seriously that's really hurtful and offensive to me my uncle died in the 9/11 attacks he was the best pilot Saudi Arabia had ever seed you have been visited by the nice duck your pee-pee has grown an extra inch I'm gonna put the new inch inside him my sim gets in pull me delete slaughter my sin uh how do I get out of here dude what it's not like his floaties they're going to protect him from stage 4 cancer ah today my psych professor said you'll never truly know someone well enough to marry until you've seen them struggle financially grieve a lost one or witness them while they're sick and that just hit really deep oh my god truly amazing advice first date ideas freeze the assets kill one of their loved ones poison their frickin dinner and who said romance is dead that's beautiful door knob gives a fisheye view of room you're about to enter well isn't this a very cool little design Wow yeah until you see your dad clapping your mama's cheeks on it one day you get to knock on your door when you open it you see the protagonist from your favorite book standing there wide-eyed I know you won't believe me they say but you're the main character of my favorite book I know how it ends and I'm here to change it oh thank god my life is really sparring now to control lately you say relieved Harry Potter pulls out a handgun I think you misunderstand the point of this visit you used to play with these but now you don't know where they are I remember putting them in my ass and shooting them out like a human cannon excuse me go colors whole face in purple permanent marker to look like Disney character um which character do Elsa while I'm choking her a conversation between me and my boss boss why did you have sex with her me because she was lying naked what was I supposed to do autopsy you were supposed to do an autopsy worst of that ever me and my husband in the same preschool class at free years old in 1994 and our kids on the first day of school in 2019 at free and six years old well hopefully they don't post the same thing they'll be scary sleeping hummingbirds snore was in Peru probably one of the most wholesome videos you're going to find on YouTube but wait a second I watched this 20 times a day to suppress my homicidal rage what is the last thing you said before losing your virginity stop barking stop it now if you could delete anything from the world's what would it be I would delete all of the pizza in the world including all recipes and future knowledge on how to make it except for one slice of good old pepperoni and then I'm gonna organize a tournament where the winner gets the one and only slice of pizza in existence not really though I've killed the winner and have se X with the dead bodies of all the contestants while savoring the last slice yeah this guy really needs a vibe check Delaware daycare workers accused of running toddler Fight Club what yeah the winner gets the vaccines what an epic battle that would be all such ask reddit's what's your weird safe hack to condoms with a layer of Tabasco sauce in between both of you will know very quickly if one of the condoms breaks here we have one of the greatest battles the world has ever seen yeah darf diabetes versus ob1 chromazone outstanding fight it is who needs to watch the new Star Wars movie when you have a content like this on YouTube when a woman is attracted to a man she speaks in a higher pitch than normal that explains why every girl I talked to sounds like freaking Batman all the girls I talked to are high pitched because they are all six and under what why males take so long to mature but y'all stupid or something why females take so long to get ready y'all ugly or something my mom is getting ready for two hours but actually my dad did her makeup with fists well um what's happened here then boys who's managed to do this it's the back-to-school edition that's sweet dude nice little tutorial here on how to get a girlfriend in the fourth grade yep I tried it I lost my teaching license and now I'm in jail thanks kid I'm unvaccinated my superpowers include spreading diseases I don't have ever made this t-shirt this is just absurd hey do they make these in adult sizes oh wait there's no need yeah and for never you for underestimate tea for teachers and you nu tea all over your school I tried this but I got arrested and lost my teaching license what not another one missed stop following these tutorials brain size of the doughnuts hauled down through two years between 1927 to 1948 as you can see there is a clear evolution right here interesting for first the chart and it's my [ __ ] for the years dude why would you comment that the word ginger is just the N word rearranged no because the word ginger doesn't really have a history of slavery behind it not yet well that was an eventful video I hope you guys did enjoy and of course if you did be sure to subscribe to the channel like the video dab on the freaking haters and I'll even though break I hope you'll have an absolutely amazing day and I've seen a next one much love peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 851,596

Rating: 4.9509683 out of 5

Keywords: cursed comments, r/cursedcomments, cursedcomments, cursed comments #6, reddit, r/, top reddit posts, best of reddit, memes, r/cursedcomment

Id: CkfOJXR7bKc

Length: 10min 47sec (647 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 24 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/prophetNL]

I was not expecting that, still laughed tho XD