r/CursedComments | LORD FORGIVE ME

I think my iron golem is depressed what do I do guys unfortunate updates rest in peace minecraft golem cursed comments yeah a young Tennessee mother 19 has received two years probation for putting her eight month old baby in a freezer while allegedly under the influence then closing the lid Ice Ice Baby God some people are sick top comment decides my next video uploads draw Pikachu giving birth doesn't he hold the record for the most make-a-wish appearances um technically leukemia does but John is not far behind I laughed but I don't feel good about myself for laughing well it was a nice lake day until my dog nearly drowned my sister there's not enough love for the both of us in this family this reminds me of when somebody gets the dogs kill streak in cool duty black ops 1 there's no escape now boys when I was like - we were watching 911 on the news and I got mad that no one was playing with me so I free my crisps on the floor and danced on them in front of the TV while the plane hit the second tower Oh God should a self-driving car killed the baby or the grandma depends on where you're from actually if you drift you should be able to take out both of them yes mission successful double kill good morning to whomever has been enjoying my coffee creamer all week surprise you've been drinking my breast milk hope you've enjoyed Cheers PS it's organic so no worries drink the rest straight from the bottle to assert complete dominance over the domain if you die while making food in a slow cooker whoever finds your body will have a nice warm meal waiting for them they can also eat whatever is in the slow cooker - nobody gives a Frick what finger you up vote with who said I used my finger I wish there was a way to be naked but also have pockets um it's called foreskin imagine all the titties that was bouncing during the earthquake dude we almost died right now and you horny when you die your voice is added to the chorus of children yelling I I captain in the spongebob intro mmm how would this work for mute people I can't hear you when you post a picture of your dog on our /r and it gets down voted look healthy massacred my boy I went for your history to find your dog but I didn't find a dog I found a penis and now I have social anxiety your heartbeats is probably perfectly synchronized with someone else's yeah especially if you are dead so what happened in 2016 it all started with this damn gorilla I'm all for hating Obama but you don't have to bring race into it inside the airheads candy factory um I thought those would come at the frogs legs come it's being tortured by the Vietcong 1967 colorized hi I got my account back just in case I ever get hacked again here's the only nude I've ever taken can't threaten me with it now get a life Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do this man has reached the ultimate level of horniness my god shower falls there is a tree out there growing wood for your coffin bold of you to assume my body will be found we are lucky that T far the only bones that we grow outside imagine if we had baby fingers that get loose and fall off and bigger ones grew in their place still praying for penis to fall off and grow back bigger still praying for penis to pull off and grow bigger still praying for penis to fall off and grow back bigger damn bro this is so relatable every night before I go to bed I pray to the gods please give me a bigger peepee how to train your woman she'll become toothless soon stupid superpowers you can fly but only when you're masturbating bama i'ma turn on my back and use my [ __ ] as a propeller oh honey look it's raining that's not rain that's not rain Alexa what's the maximum diameter human [ __ ] can stretch 4.5 to 5.5 inches Alexa what's the diameter of an Amazon echo I like that it's looping itself up for the job Facebook man Facebook guys I got wrongfully banned from a subreddit what should I do the ferrets I am so proud of this community you were technically 13 billion years olds it's just that your molecular composition is different but judge she actually is is 13 billion years old that's one way to get out of a case fellas Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from public libraries Guinness and Guinness oh yeah but seriously how do you sneak out such a big and heavy book same way you get the record for largest anal cavity new Oreo unstuffed you'll be wanting some milk with this bad boy or some Lube Oh God Troy not on Facebook man my walls are very thin and I can hear my parents having sex someone please freaking save me just blast on loud to assert dominance genius idea girls of redheads what are some things you wish guys did in bed more often hmm I wish they'd be more vocal I love to hear my guy moan or curse softly because he just can't help himself what if I just say brah brah brah yeah I mean I'm sure that works mister 420s get it six nine nine nine the ladies absolutely love a bra moment I must say loading screens when I'm alone loading screens when family walks by you can FAP with the family sweet home alabama' okay so here we have a video on gender occupational fatalities app under what kind of comments a video like this could get there is also the gender suicide gap suicide is dominated by men it's just not fair that men get to dominate this field while women are missing out more women need to step up and start killing themselves so it's equal we need to assign quotas for this let's make it happen sit on my face but I haven't showered baby girl I'm trying to taste how your day was uh what if her day wish Lakes lips there's some sick people right that's a different type of source never seriously uh if you're into that I'm not judging you I promise you do you bro it's cool uh I see you're a man of culture as well I'm a gal but thanks so uh how far can you squirt I'm a turkey roast me until I'm crispy and moist the only thing that you in a turkey have in common is a force you know stuffing once a year but your extended family gets together that's one certain type of happy holidays I must say you know your uncle just pulls up and he's like bend over dr. Zeus actually cheated on his wife while she was sick with cancer for thirteen years when she killed herself he married the mistress 1 / 2 great dead bro new Virage why the Freak don't guys wipe their day after they pee well to leave some flavor of course oh no when I met my boyfriend's he was kind of transphobic so I never told him I was a trap instead I said I wanted to wait till marriage to have sex so he doesn't find out and he's devoted Christian so he was happy with it he proposed to me last week and I said yes I don't know if this was a good idea anymore to be honest the unboxing video is going to be nuts I wish I had a sexy body instead of the low-key fat rolls I have right now I also wish for a good metabolism rate just to maintain the body grants in the monkeys Paul has gifted you a sexy body you can find a body in the basement better put it in a fridge sell something before it starts to decompose luckily thanks to your good metabolism rate you'll be able to finish eating it in no time if baby's one durable is Fric then the world's population would be around five at this point I'm pretty sure you can decapitate a toddler and then reattach their heads and they'll be up and running in about two to three minutes be right back hey wait no oh yeah be right back I saw I'm about to decapitate a child I hope you don't mind this deep-fried burger explodes with cheese when you take a bite oh my god this is just beautiful this is a sight to behold my friends the day I bites a burger and it nut in my mouth I'm shooting up the block every once in a while you've got to experience the burger nuts nothing better I wished it might come tasted like chick-fil-a sauce granted shake fillet Souls now taste like [ __ ] you've ruined it for everyone hey speak for yourself the new chick-fil-a special sauce recipe is arguably on the exact same level as the Krusty Krab secret formula you know don't tell mr. Krabs but the chick-fil-a nut specials on its way people who have had sex with someone with a disability of some sorts what was different about the experience on my first girlfriend had Tourette's not the cursing kind but the twitching kind sometimes while giving a handi she would switch to turbo mode on for a few seconds only the most elite of men in society have been able to experience the turbo modes in intercourse truly a magnificant magnificent experience woman claims Spider Man statue is demonic and offensive mmm ok let's take a look at some of the comments then shall we Spider Man Piderman does whatever a spider can get a coats and a knife make a pentagram and end its life oh no here comes Satan man imagine your profile pic holding you against the wall and slowly effing you oh god help me you definitely wouldn't want this guy's profile picture coming for you in your sleep and honestly I think I could use some help myself like if my profile picture starts coming for me in this context I could be catching a case who said brown eyes aren't cute hmm Hitler he has got a point to be honest anyways guys that is its thank you so much for watching and I'll see you all very soon have an absolutely amazing day guys much love peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 739,347

Rating: 4.955739 out of 5

Keywords: reddit, r/, subreddit, r/cursedcomments, cursed comments, top reddit posts, best of reddit, memes, cursedcomments, r/cursedcomment

Id: Pk4a0gtWHvA

Length: 11min 35sec (695 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 17 2019