Cursed Comments #7

haha what's up girl how you doing [Applause] please stop asking me for my bathwater I take showers is used mouthwash an option no okay sorry what's up welcome back to cursed comments put your headphones in boys and let's go you're being murdered and you look the killer in their eyes what are your last words eh wanna have some fun first how about after nice what people think dead people see what they actually see game over you survived 105 rounds 105 rounds that's sick my wife only survived 7 that's almost as many rounds as dead she lasted what got too popular too quickly I would say the Black Plague why did Millennials complain all the time I don't know man we watched 2,000 people die on live TV when we were 10 and then literally nothing ever got better Oh can anyone come up with something like this for Gen Z oh well okay I'm boarding the plane right now oh god no no no no Gen Z's 9/11 equivalent was when ninja played for nigh on The Ellen Show damn you got the whole squad laughing um girls can get morning wood to hole up jazz music stops playing pizza time stops banjo starts when the dentist's punk-ass assistant ain't doing their one job with the suction tube so you're just there like but of all the captions they I could have been pooped with that Beecher I'm so glad it's that one I wanna drink the white juice right out of Patrick's open mouth white juice wait a second is this some some content from Patrick's premium snapchat oh my god that's hot all animals want to live where do you draw the line why are there multiple dogs when they're all the same species well different types of dogs taste difference yummy I really do like chicken nuggets chicken nuggets is like my family I to deep fry my family I need them shortly after it's great what's the worst way to start a speech at a funeral first of all my bad pizza is probably the craziest charity out there probably memory of a charity that kills 85 to 95 percent of its rescues well what about make-a-wish Foundation I like you please stop asking for my bath water I take showers yeah but you can still put a cup on the floor right please ma'am let me get a little taste naked girl gets 500 likes in five minutes let's see how much a veteran can gets oh well maybe if the veteran was naked I'd actually smash the like button but he's not he's got his gloves on what content is this dude take the gloves off Johnny yo dude where's the freaking sword oh oh no no no please why is my hand shaky your skeleton is ready to hatch it's coming out of you I'm 22 still sleep with the teddy bear my dad bought me the day I was born all right be dads by 22 I'm dad animals don't belong in the circus animals don't belong in the circus animals don't belong in the circus animals don't belong in the circus animals don't belong in the sir animals don't belong in the circus hashtag world's circus day yeah they belong in the most belly what was your proudest gaming moments when I nodded to a GTA stripper at 12 years old nobody JK rowling do you know why Dumbledore was called the head master I wonder if Dumbledore ever claps Dobies cheese that'd be so hard has anyone thought about how this dude is constantly murdering his own kind watermelon is the container for the plant to spread its seeds it's not murdering its own kind it's basically just nothing on everything hey I like where this is going my drunk dad's stay down fine a warning 10-year old me guarding my sister's bedroom I can do this all day ain't nobody getting that coochie but me Oh blunder to see Malaysian Airlines 103 I shouldn't laugh about playing Counter Strike in an airports without headphones someone I know got SWAT tackled for this and put in jail for two days when found to be innocent he was given two thousand dollars which he used to purchase guns for the next round easy to spot a yellow car when you are always thinking of the yellow car easy to spot opportunity when you're always thinking of opportunity easy to spot reasons to be mad when you are always thinking of being mad you become what you constantly think about what's yourself hmm time to constantly think about getting smashed by a bag of werewolves that's pretty hot what do you think pick up werewolves good fun how to get what you want pout little girl voice suck his fingers this actually how I got a bigger loan at the bank the shape of water 2017 he's getting dugong straight in the ash you see it would have cost you exactly zero dollars to not have said that wake up dudes it's time to sin now I just woke up I'm still in bed I rolled over and asked my sister if we should sin she seems on board yeah baby a safe water at which makes you spit on the poor kids face while brushing you need water there you go and did you know you actually get extra points if you hit him with the head shot if you spank your girl while you're also choking her it takes two screen shots yeah but uh if you hold her throat button down for a while she shuts off completely oh hey look guys look okay so I just got a new Lamborghini oh my god that's epic who said Ferraris aren't family cars ha because I'm from the grill is diverted out those channels that baby would be launched out at sufficiently high speeds you know I actually really want to buy Ferrari now such an epic function please smash the like on this video so I can get more views and more a driving you and I can buy a Ferrari please please guys please oh my god I can't tell if those with fireworks or gunshots well depends how close they are to a school hehehe why does this house look like it was rendered in for tonight like I actually thought I was looking at some full night gameplay dad what the Frick what's the [ __ ] thing you've ever done one time I was playing GTA online as a female character and some dude came up to me asking if I wanted a good time as any rational person would do I said yes and Don this car it made me crouch in front of him to below him and he would air frost in my directions all the while messaging me oh yeah and kind of thing as terrible as it sounds he would protect me from other players I'm gonna pull out his super nice brand new DLC cars for me to drive around in and he would carry me through missions for easy money I even would make him take me out to Burger and taco places before he could have his way with me sand out of ten we'll do it again help me pay for my first night's car edit AM dude is it bad that I on ironically find this quite romantic please I need a relationship like this British people will be having snacks like yes splendid ah indeed scrumptious carry on good heavens I'm arriving and Americans be like yeah I love you cousin you're so good at that yee-ha I'm gonna eat a cheeseburger and shoot a school AK I'm gonna shoot my load uh-huh what was ruined because too many people started doing it having svx with my wife I blame my next-door neighbor Bob she started it great initiative to save the planet the US Army wants to create biodegradable bullets that plant flowers where they fool hmm at least the schools would be greener this way so epic found this at an amusement park isn't it just beautiful yes this is just a picture of end game take it from ad man's point of view hey people who sort by new I baked you some cookies oh I hope there's no common cited um what the Frick why else would you want to eat them no just turn 18 but don't know how to change it you look really young I'm gonna take that as a compliment I mean on one hand you can but on the over it's basically me saying that I'm not trying to catch a case out here you're gonna have to meet her and then cut her in half and count the Rings only real way to know to be honest y'all eat your bananas with all without the shell um I prefer it without the big bone inside mrs. worse than any reply I could have expected anyways guys that's it for this video I really hope you did enjoy and if he did do go check out another episode of this series and maybe even consider subscribing to the channel that would be awesome I hope you guys have an absolutely amazing day and I'll see you all in the next one much love peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 698,344

Rating: 4.9479218 out of 5

Keywords: cursed comments, r/cursedcomments, cursedcomments, cursed comments #7, reddit, r/, top reddit posts, best of reddit, memes, r/cursedcomment

Id: gvQfTu9D29w

Length: 10min 41sec (641 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 06 2020