Cursed Comments #5

receiving newts when you're not remotely horny is hilarious I know right my mom is such a comedian hey what's up boys my name is fainted and welcome to the critically acclaimed youtube series cursed comments sit back relax Chuck some headphones in and let's go you have been visited by mr. Slav cats up folk to instantly lose your virginity hey um why did my uncle just show up Oh new waist accessory belt has released on roblox com finally I can beat my wife on roblox I get my best thinking done in the back of a cop car hey so uh the cat finally filed a complaint of that if you just won 30 million dollars and your mum's left I cost 29 million what are you doing hmm silver left eye and have 59 million that's good deal what is considered punishment as a child's but a reward as an adult death yeah death pretty much ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking if you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race I've turned the fasten your seat belt sign back on because she is about to get real aah who gets first to the two buildings wins no through the two buildings I'm teasing a half asian girl a mummy's Korean and her dad is also Korean her legs were ripped off in a car accident me it's a strip club you shouldn't be here my sister on the pole why should you yeah but I bet you'd get a family discount for a lap dance all right so we got this dude here just indulging himself and some tasty bacon rashers when all of a sudden in the comments peppa pig appears out of nowhere does anyone know where George where yeah I've got a pretty good idea he's in the bacon how could you do this to George you sick man when you see a random cats on the street unzips pants I'm sorry little one if pute starts a family we would have free pies pewdiepie cutie pie and the kid would be named cream pie yeah cream pie that works ah Foster the People pumped up kicks' official music video nice nice tune man wait let's just comment when you get an F in math so you start some real subtraction father jailed after posting this photo on Facebook with the caption 1000 likes or I will drop him yo how many likes did he get there will always be a lie in belief an over in lover an end in friend an us in trust and an if in life and a fun in funeral and laughter in manslaughter ah okay so we got this five-star review of noise cancelling headphones on Amazon hmm let's check it out so not so funny story somebody in the apartment unit above us got stabbed according to the cop who interviewed us the attacker rang the upstairs doorbell and when the guy answered the attacker forced his way in and stabbed the guy you want to know what the scary part is I didn't hear a thing thanks to my amazing HyperX cloud - headphones I got them on Amazon for $99.99 with free shipping these things work as advertised probably the best noise cancelling headphones I've ever owned 10 out of 10 would buy again well I mean who wouldn't want to buy himself aberrant these headphones after that incredible review my god what an amazing piece of equipment take my money take it please I just sort of died in cargo shorts and a riding mower shoot some finger pistols another dad on a riding mower what a freakin Power Move did the of her dad finger him back yes but not in the way you think Jeannie I shall grant you three wishes me I wish my dog could talk done me petting my dog hey buddy you've got two wishes first I want my balls back second I want his gone you gonna come get this [ __ ] daddy um I'm at Denny's what the Frick is wrong with this guy who doesn't bring their own daughter to breakfast what an idiot that moment you realize that if buttes and marcia have a kids we will not be the bros but we will then be the uncle's oh my god I'm so glad they removed the nuts from honey cheerios now you've got to add your own why must you do this to my posts the Teletubbies son baby has a baby we've been alive for too long her husband has the official title of clapper of Teletubbies son cheeks right so um this is this is very odd little bit of a screenshot here from the ratatouille movie which I'm just gonna allow you to depict whatever you see anyway someone comments saying you're gonna taste my special cheese now little guy guinea pig to become father to four hundred after breaking into female enclosure we go happy years of himself man he had sex with more guinea pigs of me I want to sleep of you know I don't mean have sex I mean sleep together under a blanket in your bed while you're laying on my arm with my other hand on your tummy with the window cracks so it's chilly and we have the cuddle closer no talking just the muffled cries that you slowly let seep away from your blood gurgling mouth as I slit your throat and sacrifice your worthless life to the dark Overlord ah I sort of comment that from bangbros copyright law is great Disney bans grieving father from having spider-man on son's grave Wow I'm gonna in spider-man tatted on my [ __ ] gumballs there's nothing Disney can do about it vaccines are disgusting evil to society that cause mental and physical deformities that's why I am a proud anti-vaxxer of five beautiful children edit four beautiful children edit free beautiful Chyna killing prisoners to harvest organs for transplant tribunal finds Your Honor my client may have done some bad things but he has a good heart a good heart you see Oh men who don't lie in sheep what are you doing right now shooting up a school you know the usual I'm 100% pro-abortion it's called pro-choice I'm pro-abortion as in I advocate the determination of all fetuses why is this what kind of design is this bro this is a PlayStation 2 controller Oh am i tripping out here either way someone's coming it's saying Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do no wait that's Patrick you can't do it to him my teacher is about to take my phone give her some fun notifications to read um I love eating Walmart bags the way they sliver that my throat is freakin beautiful I always love to look on the cashiers face when I ask for extra bags and then eat them all in front of her they stood when you're doing 75 in a school zone and one of the speed bumps cream wait who names their kid 75 oh my god I just noticed what that meant and you're doing 75 in the schools Oh somebody call the police me checking if the game I'm playing has full damage my friend tried that IRL once so we got a YouTube video of a screen powered microwave just put a human inside it and the microwave will never stop oh my god Marcia Felix what did you pack for the honeymoon Felix not much a crafting table a pickaxe some potatoes and carrots oh and a cat's we don't want a creeper to ruin the honeymoon don't we Marcia so this is what I'm married to what he didn't bring diamond armor yeah he doesn't need protection every sexual fantasy you've ever had just came true how is your life change hmm I'd go to jail holy smokes full-size Snickers never mind Margaret we're good look at that face she's committed untold war crimes and atrocities those Snickers only taste so good to know Reba because they are infused with the tortured souls of her victims oh my god the more I look at her the worst it gets Florida man has testicles removed and replaced with two Bakugan balls hey what if they trigger an open I don't want to think about that I can't be the only guy that would stake my pee peonies come huh yeah my kid cousin filled his ass with water from one of these and who'd the ass water on the girl he liked it was great wait what the movie up is utter rubbish I typed 57,000 balloons to my house and my wife didn't die hol up I can kill the wife if you want but his payment I want her body for personal reasons shrek tons 18 today way shrek wasn't regal oh god i'm going to jail oh god oh freak bernie sanders bath water $27 nice deal why isn't there skin flakes I want seasoning okay so we got these free random disney images and this guy's got some peculiar things to say about them one Donald Duck is most likely not eating duck butt turkey that is the equivalent of a human eating an animal like gorilla which is very common to many people also freak out when they see humans free I see no problem with the bottom as I also put my slaves on leashes they had us in the first staff not gonna lie someday a person is going to die in a self-driving car and the car is just gonna keep driving with a dead body in it now a person dies in a normal car and the car crashes into whatever is in its path yeah this is a hell of a lot better than the catastrophe that currently happens hey kids it looks like grandma just pulled up to the house yeah grandma oh wait she's dead males of reddit's when was the absolute worst time you had a random boner mm-hmm holding a weeping woman who I was coming to realize I was in love with during a funeral wake I moved her to my side but I think she knew and that is called morning wood woman who can't walk teams that were blind man for hiking adventures he's the legs I'm the eyes improvise adapt overcome yeah sounds like perfect prey for a mountain lion and that my friends is it for this episode of cursed comments I really hope you to enjoy and of course if you did be sure to subscribe to the channel like the video and check out the previous ever so it's that's it for me guys have announced the amazing day much love Pease oh look it's the subscribe button what if you accidentally clicked it

Channel: Fainted

Views: 743,457

Rating: 4.9522161 out of 5

Keywords: cursed comments, r/cursedcomments, cursedcomments, cursed comments #5, reddit, r/, top reddit posts, best of reddit, memes, r/cursedcomment

Id: 54R6R85uH10

Length: 12min 39sec (759 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 03 2020