r/SuspiciouslySpecific | Memes that are so Specific, They're Suspicious.

it's I before E except when your foreign neighbor Keith received eight counterfeit beige slides from feisty caffeinated weightlifters weird it's time for some suspiciously specific posts Oh can't forget these rest in peace Eddy the sea otter that could dunk a basketball and suck his own dick screen shutting a meme on your phone while in the toilet but it makes a loud camera click the same time you're dead walks past the door now he thinks you're a field here and taking dick pics so does anyone else's family hide a tiny pickle ornament in the Christmas tree and whoever finds it gets to open the first present or am i a different kind of white yes um sort of a side thing here but if anyone sees me angle drop a little Brad Chihuahua let me know Utah may make it illegal for cops to masturbate in their cars hey what happened here and why is it may just be like public indecency I want to name my daughter mayonnaise shorted to may may isn't short for anything so no one will ever ask what her full name is but she'll constantly put the knowledge [Laughter] listen here kid you would be better off sandpapering a lion's ass in a pair of porkchop panties then being caught trespassing on this property boy because what I'll do to that ass is far worse than what that lied would I told my kids that the reason Santa doesn't like being seen is because in order to get down the chimney he has to get naked and oil up update my kids have a bandit all plans to stay up late a chase I'm not like other girls she said golden skin shimmering in the Summer Sun and she wasn't she was a rotisserie chicken that I bought took outside and performed his swaths kid within the parking lot before eating your bike guard well sobbing loudly 3:00 a.m. me I mean why are any of us here really zoo security guard I'm asking about you specifically you're only a teenager once guys ask your crush out go to parties make friends travel across Egypt wearing a trench coat with a classmate a French guy a fortune-teller your grandfather and a dog yeah the best way to be passive-aggressive to a trophy store is to order a worst trophy shop trophy and then never pick it up life reading Wikipedia out loud contrary to popular belief the female black widow spider does not always murder and eat her mate if she has recently been fed the male is often allowed to live me me frantically boiling spaghetti water-re slash its credit you can change your gender at will what would you do I would switch to female get pregnant and have an abortion as many times as I can and each time save the fetus in a jar of formaldehyde and line the walls of a small room with them then when I actually have a child and they act up I would not go hit or ground them I would I would make them to spend an hour in the fetus room my god yeah pepper spray is great till leaks in your purse without you realizing it and you grab your chapstick out of your purse and then you rub your eye a little later and you blind yourself for a good 20 minutes during a busy Friday night rush at the restaurant you work at until you literally have the chef and dishwasher pouring milk in your eyes with the entire staff watching good times in 2020 we stopped chasing people that don't make an effort to be in our lives in 2020 we put ourselves first in 2020 we do not try to domesticate a raccoon but if one waters into our hole because he thinks the catch is nice and he likes the atmosphere then he can stay optimal pet Lola likes sleeping in a sunbeam dislikes 15th century fetal Japan please do not take Lola back in time to 15th century feudal Japan she will not be happy 16th century okay obvious plant is pretty much my hero I'm just gonna say that I'm not gonna get too crazy tonight also Mia the outburst I had at Joanns fabrics is not reflective of me during sex what's wrong her nothing me and taking off the huge cowboy hat with neon lights that says crab ranch on it no something's wrong I could to help for pictures of Jennifer Lawrence that'll make you say that's not Jennifer Lawrence it's a 2003 play get 206 now is it a 2003 play get 206 he says it wicked my car guys for nerds play get pronounced hell how to pronounce Puget Pujo got it anyways look at this play get you know I've covered the conclusion that I'm going to get my nipples pierced and then get each nipple jewelry with googly eyes on them so it'll like I have eyes instead of nipples and when it's time to diddle a dude and he takes off my shirt he'll be like yo what up he's bad and I could be like The Hills Have Eyes leave me alone with your uber driver a month ago our slash asked reddit about how many full-grown house kids would it take to pull a 178 pound man on his snow sled and how would one get them all to go in a single direction that sounds of poor boys [Music] are /s credit and that not-safe-for-work how is the relationship been with your girlfriend after she convinced you to put an egg up your ass sexually and caused you a yoke ass [ __ ] even in front of your parents asking for a friend I don't want a job I just want to rotate slowly under a warm light like a 7-eleven hot dog my mom where'd all my good jewelry go me with 47 pounds of black tar heroin under my bed everyone's thinking it I'm just saying it pirates kidnapping a junkie off the streets then forcing me to play sky him for 72 hours straight and when we do let him sleep it's only for four hours until we wake him up by blasting the Skyrim theme music after injecting him with some heroin and telling him he's in the Skyrim universe over and over again until one day he falls asleep and we drop in in rural Scandinavia with a sword hey you finally awake you asked me for the time and noticed my watch is actually a live shrimp hugging my wrist he whispers Wow but he's guesstimating and shrimps usually do uh you okay yeah why oh I mean I just watched you slip down a couple stairs lay on the floor for a minute and then start singing the baby shark song so gotta ask $1 grilled cheese no change given sort out your own [ __ ] and I don't have venmo because I'm not some teenage [ __ ] who vapes cash only danger $1 grilled cheese don't ask for a goddamn tomato slicer I swear to God I will reach through the window pull you inside it hold your head against the griddle which will baracy for you this side of the truck is died for customers do not approach this window is here for me two thousand yard stare out of every time someone tells me they like my idea but that I could make more money if I charge $2 who are $3 yes can i really know how money works the window is aimed at a nearby meadow we're a family of deer off and gather and one time I saw an owl so I'm holding out hope I get to see the owl again when I'm ready to get back to selling you utilitarian eats and rock-bottom prices for my own amusement I will let you know do not ask me how long I will be it'll just make me stare longer if you would like to talk about Friday Night Lights then okay and no I don't know where a bathroom is just took a DNA test found out I'm 100% breaking down to the pressure of living up to the expectations of friends and family to dystopian hell's complete state capitalism designed by the wealthy elite to keep me living page ago page I can eventually die of a treatable illness local internet smart guy you can case yourself in the mirror but only on the lips well I mean yeah I'm Neal anywhere else would be kind of creepy because I got more questions after a 50-million may not be by a small island and make the inhabitants worship me as a God while slowly replacing them with unicycling bears that know sign language a few money but it's definitely never have to work again and be able to pay someone to do my household chores rest my life few money which is about all the hue I really feel like I need to give to the world me had Olive Garden at 11:02 a.m. staring down the elderly people impatiently waiting outside knowing we should have opened two minutes ago but my boss is in the bag cheating on his wife with the girl who makes the salads and he has the key to unlock the doors I feel like a lot of people have worked in the service industry or in fast-food can relate to this be included maybe not everyone but a lot of people this is actual advice the news is giving to Southerners for driving in the snow if you rarely drive on snow just pretend you're taking your grandma to church there is a platter of biscuits and two gallons of sweet tea and glass charges in the backseat she's wearing a new dress and holding a crock pot full of gravy okay so imagine finding out through Spotify that your partner has been cheating on you cuz the mother named one playlist I miss your put although you live together and the one follower is the girl they told you not to worry about if I've learned anything in 10 plus years on patrol it's that every time someone tries to predict a crazy night it really does get crazy full moon Friday the 13th nothing third Tuesday in September at 4:03 a.m. though absolute show hey folks if you haven't noticed it's still snowing outside like many of the beautiful things in life it's also a little dangerous KDOT is working to keep the roads clear but if you don't have to be out just just stay home your superiors snow driving skills whoa negate the stupidity of the person that will hit you stay safe I'm talking about you ladies model truck with a lift kit and mud tires blaring Van Halen and passing people like physics don't apply to you see somebody on Twitter who is more successful than me I gotta get off this website switches to Instagram and see someone hotter than me mad piss it goes on Facebook and sees a guy went to middle school with is in jail for murder there we go breaking down to the pressure of living up to the expectations of friends famine dystopian house key police's captain designed by the wealthy elite to keep me living paycheck debate and eventually guiding for a treatable illness oh boy the outro I got two announcements real fast first one the important one my buddy the click his channel was was actually just terminated out of nowhere by YouTube so if y'all can go to his Twitter and give them a little bit of love that'd be fantastic we're currently working on things second announcement um 500k once I hit that I'll be doing a face or filled my Twitter so go follow me on Twitter yeah do that anyways thanks for watching if you enjoyed this video subscribe like comment to the YouTube stuff you should know what to do because this isn't your first video if it is then hey welcome to YouTube kind of a really weird way to be introduced to the system huh anyways yeah I'll see y'all next time

Channel: Oz Media

Views: 1,143,898

Rating: 4.9518847 out of 5

Keywords: reddit, satire, comedy, funny, suspiciously specific, suspiciouslyspecific, r/suspiciouslyspecific, oddly specific, oddlyspecific, r/oddlyspecific, r/

Id: 4TjqAj2dqkE

Length: 14min 9sec (849 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 31 2019