Are You Being Served By Appointment 6

- you need a tool someone would love you her you need Eames issue ghazals you do mr. Allen oh it's the new unisex display model made in Japan do you like that it's a fella like that it's a bird it also be odd you all right I've got miracle wealth mix that with me Twiggy good morning miss tonight good morning everybody everybody's not here mr. Gryce mr. grace is stopping every floor to welcome people back from there on a dais oh did you and your Secretary of a nice home on your yacht mr. Geiss yeah now it was all up and down up and down ruff Webber would not be anything else with it honey my body open are rather Aries Molly barley mr. Harmon one rooster Ram bored did you a machine ramble never know solid a oh yes thank you yes we went to the coconut Island Oh what's happened to your head I I got hit by a coconut huh huh oh it could get this mob for floor until it's dress mr. Harbor the customers will be coming in before long you can't go oh my head I'm a stranger in paradise come on go ah Captain peacock your alder cutting it rather fine today what's this oh it's from your doctor yeah this is to certify that s peacock is suffering from a throat condition acquired during a yodeling holiday in Switzerland I have prescribed for him Larry wax pills a gargle and nod you gone throat spray yes although fit for work you should use his voice as little as possible death me won't that customers think it rather strange if you don't speak to them I'm sorry pick up you must admit it's an extraordinary effect coconut fell on it I'm sorry sir oh that's very funny oh when did he think you'll be better a little better week sir and happily that I wanted to unfortunate side effects Oh ciao bye okay oh never mind all right hey but where we will send out for some more how long is it stuff lasts don't even swatch happened you are by what your phone your head what about your voice when I spend my holiday taking elocution deportment lessons good morning mr. Rambo morning miss Brahms I must say it's a remarkable transformation yes I had my voice are one of they tapes and I must say didn't half sound dead Coleman what on earth is the matter with you mr. Lucas I burnt my feet in skegness and scared mess with the business female Acrobat you see she took me back to her flat she was just showing me out a juggle with a couple of grapefruit and a cucumber standing on the edge when her father came in well what's this got to do with burnt feet well he's a fire eater on the pier he took once with a pair of him is it flask mixes Ronson breathe now and it was towering inferno with me going headfirst down the fire escape if he hadn't been short of breath coming up the stairs I wouldn't be able to sit down either it's a pity you didn't singe your hair it looks dreadful yes I'll get it cut right away mister no no you will not mr. Lucas you will do it in your coffee break mm-hmm I trust you're not catching a cold mr. Lucas but I wouldn't be surprised it's very unhealthy put your trousers on after they've been slung off the end of the jetty see such a whopping conch what anybody else makes any funny cracks this is a plastic cover my news caught a touch of the Sun on the Costa Blanca and this here contains soothing ointment which must be kept on as long as possible I wouldn't take it off mrs. Slocombe it balance is the rest of your face when I want advice from you I'll ask for it Sampson apart from the nose I classed you had an enjoyable holiday I did not you know the reputation these Spaniards out the bottom pension and jumping on defenseless ladies at night on the beach was it all true no none of it as you can see I come straight from the airport and you are very nearly late mr. Humphries but boy you're lucky to have me here at all I have a customs officer that was working to rule what you're looking for I said we're on the trail of an international gang of rhinoceros horn smugglers you say well I'm not having one where you're looking I said hold all isn't big enough anyway I've only been to Guernsey beep answer customers dressed like that I'm surprised they let him into Guernsey dress like that I've got my other clothes in here in a couple of teeth touch me back to my normal self as near as I can be Captain peacock how nice to see who did you have a pleasant holiday I'm gonna take the Mickey I'm sorry oh yeah don't go mr. Humphries I have a small announcement to make excuse me mr. Rambo before you start spouting I've got Captain peacock throats way from the chemists corner oh thank goodness for that he got a throat infection during a yodeling holiday as that damn it it's alright yes I think it's over the time being I caught it during the Alpine horn competition unfortunately my team were all using the same horn and I was in last and in the excitement I forgot to wipe the end I can happen mayor in a hurry as I wish ache I have a small announcement to make yeah business now as you know mr. Tibbs is taking over as head of the gentleman's depart and I must say mr. Humphries was considered for the position but the board felt that he was too young I'm disappointed with flattered mr. tabs on that I Service rumpled raging and eager this is mister temps sorry I expect he's known to most REO ten years in bathroom fittings free and footwear almost entirely responsible for modernizing greeting cards and novelties and finally four years in bidding you left her soft furnishings and I yes that would be bathroom fittings and footwear how long were you there 18 months and mr. Tibbs was also 18 months in soft furnishings is and resigned with the introduced bean bags right right yes well with a record like that I'm sure we're all honored to have him with us now this is mr. Humphries your senior assistant I'm sure that anything you can't find he will find it for you and if mr. Humphries car finally won't be worth looking for that's mr. Lucas now mrs. Slocombe I expect you already know we have not actually bet but we will move to each other move when we see each other cross star we we move lose thought the other stiff neck ah this is Miss Brahms ladies jr. delighted to make your acquaintance I'm sure Captain peacock of course I do have old heat sweat indigenous grace province very nice to have you on our floor Percival Thank You Steven nice thick as thieves already stop there's the Bell places everybody and good luck mr. Tibbs they go this way mr. Tibbs I'm sure you'll find everything runs quite smoothly if there are any little changes would like to make don't hesitate to see sue Oh may I present you with a new team biggle I usually work at this end and young mr. Lucas looks after that's it Boulder oh no no no no no you have a resentful do at all I will work at that end and mr. Lucas the work of this side of you yeah that's much better you see it's only a little detail but very important we must look after the little things big things they kill themselves isn't any way of the world your nose is all swelled mrs. Slocumb well I bust the blister on a sangria goblet there's a customer you deal with a well I'm it repairs good morning good morning modern I'm looking for a suit to wear me liver town oh yes we prefer a clean a swan in brown fro Ryan tuna bite 40 fines oh yeah you try to imitate me you chicken is about love well I think you better drop the posh accent during working hours because the quality do wear their bosoms etched around their arrow ring knock hey should be top of next year's honest least get a brush and sweep out the fitting rooms they're very mucky and it's the last time I discuss my blister with you on a friendly level Oh much better the stout phrase I'd ever did you get that suit off pig well yes and no my mother shorten the sleeves and I got a friend who's a wizard with gussets well contrasted it to Lucas that handkerchief is not up to my standard does the boy know how to fruit well he has been shown mr. tears but he's very forgetful this is all do it together he's handkerchiefs on the counter grasp the center with the forefinger of arm lift prepare to fruit fruit happily I think we'll find a little starch in the water we'll put that way it's nice to know there's a cure babe reverse insert and flap that's how I want to see them everybody just I was actually sold seven simulated antique solid flush toilets Suites in one day this to talk about hidden bathroom fittings I had no idea it was so exciting down there I think it's the way mr. tab tells it dad you're all here I just come from the boardroom what I does intend to give it him that in for treating as we saw there was something up so we had your toad-in-the-hole put back in the oven you've probably all read to be a royal visit to the butter now it appears that they're planning a walkabout on Fair Street now this will take the royal party right past grace brothers main entrance know what I'll just think of it they'll be walking past our entrance how can just imagine it can you there they are walking down the street when suddenly the Queen nudges Philip you know where we are she says no he said surprise me this is Grace Brothers department store where rumor has it one man sold seven lavatories in one day Oh foreigner give him the award for industry I find these young people with a communist attitudes very tiresome mr. Lucas may well joke but is the schedule permits the royal party may very well come into grace brothers but a little informal shopping oh the Queen in our store yeah well of course we have had a queen here before what essentially are you suggesting captain Peter Queen Mary accompanied king george v as part of the Jubilee celebrations did it by anything His Majesty did Express interested a Homburg and naturally it was given to him it's protocol Miss Brown it's a expressed interest in something it is automatically given you might have Charles with a me by express an interest in Miss Brahms and we'll have to send her at Sandringham I asked Meg that Royals have married commoners before commoners miss Brahms but not dead Colin come back right rotten to me today well you was very rude concerning my bust and I'm very sensitive about it it's very ticklish subject isn't it you're a very naughty boy losing the royal party might actually come into our department well that our orders are to be prepared you see so young mr. grace wants us to be acquainted with thee with the correct procedure all right therefore had to ask you all if you will volunteer to come in after hours speaking for the ladies it will be an honor and I am unanimous in that I agree entirely and speaking of a half the men we are ready and willing that just leaves you mr. Humphreys wishes share comes right you are anoche Bobby our negatives yes has your department reverse what you intend to do well I hear the are mr. Humphries has a rare talent in these matters so I've rather left everything to him mr. Humphries yeah young mr. gray so bring the royal couple up in the royal lift and I thought it'd be rather nice when they arrived at the department if they if we give them a polite and loyal round of applause like this is charming I like what I'm hearing no don't answer that that's the signal they're on their way up mrs. Slocombe and Captain peacock have consented to stand in for the royal couple places everybody yes hang on a minute you ruler in a shooting now stop no mr. Harmon this red carpet will have to be at the bottom of the stairs no all right if you say so if that have been the real thing you be in the Tower of London just leave it where it is for now you can't come up in the same lift as then all I see are rubbish and I let me tell you it's people like me to stand and Cheer to wave flags as they gallop often their coach you're not in the coach with them though are you right for carry on yeah let's start again Saturday they are you don't even ask close the lid I know mr. gray she caught off of the Queen I shall your majesty my elbow must have caught that well accidents will happen if we start again inside the lift yes but hurry out so all of you stand by to the applause other royal couple ready Oh get on with it get the soul just undo the Bell sparing price brothers for France luster by appointment shall we start again no carry on I should like to introduce you to the gentlemen of the gentleman's department it's a grace you can't do it from up there somewhere I'll have to get me down then mrs. Slocombe the Queen doesn't - upstairs - bring mr. grace understand next Prince Consort mr. Brownlow's would know by the time he gets down they'll be back at the palace wouldn't you do better if you stayed in your office and we could tell you all about it when it was over hello I'm going to be here give me a chair mr. fish you cannot sit down in the presence of the bark it is either that or fall down it's all right we understand heiio mr. grace yeah say your words what weirdo well you wrote them down oh yes goes it with me there we are so that's your gas bill fifiluv fan ring top bail and goes straight up to the third foot no wonder you couldn't get down those stairs I haven't got my reading glasses after me it gives me great pleasure the great special welcome you to grace brothers gents to grace brothers Jenn Department yeah how come she's been introduced to James first yes I was wondering that yes folks and she wants to go to the ladies first well we're just have to hang around for a bit now we'll take it from where the royal couple approach the gents Department don't ever get in a position right go stop men's were Oh mother no love no I can't talk now because I'm rehearsing for the Queen's visit no not to your place dear no here grace brothers grace brothers where I work the vicar's with you well what's that got to do with me well I can't help it if his church roofs leaking look I'll tell you what under my mattress there's an old football chock full of pound notes no don't give him the money even the suck bucket in the roof of the church and pray for a drought now where were we my husband and I was about to approach the gentlemen's department and the could you please get a move on these shoes are plain Abbott when I've owned yet mr. Lucas you're going too far all you've got to do is bow your majesty it is a great privilege and an honor for a humble store such as our mr. mo we count bad with that plaster on your head it's McCobb I have to make some sort of gesture of respect and if you're going to bow left a couple HL excuse me Oh yourself my dear yeah carry on follow me let's be serious this is a moment you're going to remember for the rest of your lives nothing you will start from the foot of the stairs go back mr. Griese the Queen's here yeah just a minute let me get in position registration I do you speak something something something something something something you'll understand cuz you're great I love heavy talent you must do it properly so now you're the queen and you're him so let's have a bit of loyal decorum now come on till the top of the stairs again drum give me oh never mind you write lovely now then dignity a disdainful smile chest out not you mrs. Slocombe glove I don't want to interrupt but I love in the store you've got 30 seconds to get out the Mana Party is already in the Father you ladies from displeasure to finish by now don't you like the outfit grace brother traditional lift outfit unfortunate people what used to wear it was traditionally smaller I don't think the royal party want to see your combinations mr. Harmon haven't you got any longer socks no mr. humble but if it pleases your uncle I wouldn't with black arrow so ah you look very smart captain pick up anger sir I hope the Queen don't mind the smell of mothballs so where is everybody we're free and ready for inspection oh very nice Percival humph is it necessary everybody understand like that like what captain people like that yes it is why mr. Humphreys because I've got a big mouth oh just there through all those balls I shall never know probably batbot so it is necessary for me to stand like this but mr. Humphries would refine that a bit of a stream only enough it feels quite natural yep ladies I already rouse that's it that's quite I caching yeah yes where's mrs. Slocombe oh she's just fixing a corn it captain peacock I hope you don't man the sash only I didn't want to be confused with my junior don't worry mrs. Logan there's no danger of that run the BBC up I got me era our buggy in hang on blimey no well I never donut might you feel proud what's happening pardon what's happening the Queen has never looked more radiant she gracefully attired in a pink floral chiffon with hat made of large bold swirls of a similar material whoa and a simple row of pearls and a rock on her finger were four million quid where are they now uh just past a bus stop hang on the Prince Philip's paused he's shaking hands with an Arab looking in the window of Dalian Willits I hope they're not going to that cheap stole no they've got a special offer Allah knows he won't go to my office we should be able to see them from there from the window always grams control yourself oh the swells on a hat are bowed out hey why does the Prince always have his hands clasped behind his back well perhaps he's got a mouthful as well that's it isn't that charming up that little girl is giving her a bouquet and now the Queen has given it to Philip Oh Philips handed it to the mayor the mayor's give in to an alderman each give it to a policeman on a nose oh yeah and the policeman's giving it to the ORS hey y'all she's enjoying it more than anybody oh let's have the comment tray here and on this lovely sunny day the royal party pause once again in the High Street to shake hands with the crowd then giving a cheery wave and led by the Queen they cross the road heading towards the entrance of grace brothers department store I wonder if they'll go inside they're gonna come in come in minute we'll all be see here - shaking already move they come in back your post the royal party are pausing at the ends of grace brothers there seems to be a whispered conversation they're probably wondering whether they should go in or not Prince Philip is nodding no you can please sing by an inch there's obviously been a change of plan the royal party are running to the car they're in the car and the police are clearing the way through the crowd and the car accelerates into the distance and they're gone leaving behind the happy waving cheering by step you

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Keywords: Are, You, Being, Served, By, Appointment

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Length: 29min 10sec (1750 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 12 2012