And The Number Of Babies Is... - H3 After Dark # 40

[Music] [Music] we will persevere we will push on who is still suing me i just want people to bear that in mind i'm [Applause] a little loud but the enthusiasm i like yeah they're suing me you know and there's something interesting too that a little wrinkle that i haven't been able to talk about of the lawsuit until now i'm not gonna say much but i will say this is a name that i've been wanting to say ryan kavanagh this is the piece of human turd this is a human turd who's behind this lawsuit against me he's a billion he's like matt but a billionaire so he's like part owner of triller and this whole lawsuit his lawyers told us is being funded by ryan kavanagh uh basically you know to stifle my first amendment right to say that their fight sucks which it did it did suck you know this isn't about they trying to make it seem like it's about piracy the video they're they're trying to say that we pirated has 50 views on it right it's like bro that's not piracy your show your uh your fight didn't get views because uh your fight wasn't successful because of my 50 views it was from my team preparing dumbass ryan kavanagh a lot to say about him more coming up later but uh so that's something stressful that's going on yeah but anyway but let's talk about the oh today's episode is sponsored by shady rays but you know the lawsuit's been on my mind so much and i've been wanting to talk about i've been waiting i've been trying in good faith to resolve this with them and it's just it's come to the point where it's like okay matt hoss with a billion dollars oh gabe's gone it's friday you know what it is gabe where are you you're at a ball game yeah it's friday baby yeah chicago baby [Applause] it's friday it's friday it's friday baby yeah what are we are we eating some dogs drinking some beer cracker jacks baby cracker jacks let's go it's friday no school no work yeah it's friday baby who's that guy behind you drinking a beer who's that guy behind you in the penn state i have like four or five baby yeah oh he's drunk are you drunk gabe thank you gabe thank you bro appreciate that yeah baby good luck to the cubs all right have a fun time at the ball game we love that for you all right all right take care thanks for checking in on us sir white clock gabe everybody love you buddy happy friday i love that man he's a he's a pure soul it's just gabriel he's that dude i gotta say white club gabe has the best life he's always doing something awesome right like damn dude that a ball game he's calling in love that man white clock gabe you can find him everywhere he's on cameo support that man anyway i've been wanting to talk about the lawsuit so it's getting to the point where it's like all right it's show time you all they want me to pay them like you know a hundred thousand dollars plus it's a total shakedown i'm like okay you know what you're just gonna have to you're just gonna ha bro it's like bruh i'm a i'm a i'm a i'm i'm basically a a first amendment activist i mean the last time matt hoss tried to shake me down for four thousand dollars and i said [ __ ] you and we went to court instead of legal precedence so now ryan kavanaugh matt house 2.0 is trying to do the same thing and i'm and you think i'm if i'm not going to pay matt haas four thousand dollars i'm gonna pay brian kevin off a hundred thousand dollars [ __ ] no ryan cavanaugh such a douche [ __ ] this guy bro i'm gonna tell you guys about ryan kavanagh here i'm just gonna read we're really doing this now i'm hey i'm not gonna sit here i'm just gonna type ryan cavanaugh by the way this is so this is the guy i'm going to war with now he's the ceo former ceo of relativity media this is like a big thing it's like a huge production company and i'm not gonna but i'll say this he does resemble harvey weinstein physically and that's all i'll say about that you know what i mean i i'm just saying he looks like harvey weinstein i'm not saying anything other than that like he looks like harvey weinstein oh my god don't you think he resembles him i mean no no not really well he's got the beard he's like the producer i see it thank you amy come on guys work with me here he does resemble him in my humble opinion of course imp and um well here if you just go to like ryan kavanagh scandal and this is just what's on the internet here like for example if you go to variety.com that's a rapid ryan kevin accused by ex-partner of running a ponzi scheme nice that's written that was written by variety which is like a pretty that's like a reputable you know yeah oh ryan kavanagh and this guy's got the balls to come try to sue me when his act when his you know variety wrote this this is just from 2019 accused by ex-partner of running a ponzi scheme this guy ryan kavanagh that looks like harvey weinstein he does here let me pull up a harvey weinstein photo you can come on toss me a bone here harvey are we weinstein let's get it side by side bro there's total resemblance how are you gonna say not sleazy sleazy producer beard you know a little chunky god bless i'm chunky too no hate come on you know anyway apparently according to his partner ex-partner he's runs a ponzi scheme that sounds super illegal shady that's not the kind of guy i would want running being involved in my business like triller i wouldn't want that guy involved in my business no but also there's other scandals too if you just google ryan kavanagh scandal look at this one about sexual harassment oh deadline relativity fabricated memo all right what's this about well he was the ceo of relativity um you know here it says updated relativity kavanaugh response but it says claiming sexual harassment against former co-president oh it's about adam field but it has here let me find a different article what i'm just reading what's on the internet we are off the rail this isn't off the rails we are severely off just reading what's on the internet this is the los angeles times look l.a times i'm not making these claims this is the guy that's suing me trying to trying to infringe on my first amendment right to say his fight sucks and that in my opinion he greatly exaggerated the pay-per-view numbers for example showtime very reputable fight source i just got to get this off my chest you got to go with me here i have something good to say about this showtime floyd mayweather the ultimate prize fighter first logan paul they said they sold a million pay-per-view and and trailers claiming that they sold more than mayweather first logan paul so in my humble opinion you know they're lying about their numbers that's just you know my opinion but anyway here's another headline uh former relativity executive accuses founder of fraud and alleges porn activity in office that's the los angeles times ryan cavanaugh the founder and ceo relativity media that's him [Music] come on you douche don't you think he looks like harvey weinstein and don't really see it except that they both have a beard right zach in the discord said uh he sees it thank you zach's got your back because zach i thought you weren't feeling well he's not he's at home zach is not here today i am actually sitting in his seat uh running the audio today so shout out to zach and his family yo ryan kavanagh thank you shredder he doesn't like ryan either ryan cavanaugh the founder and chief executive relativity media has been hit with a lawsuit by a former executive at the studio who accuses the once high-flying media executive hiring him on false pretenses and then improperly firing him what a dish what's that l.a times folks not a not a joke paper so there's plenty to say about this guy ryan cavanaugh the failing la times so this is the guy that's suing me so i've got a billionaire now trying to trying to take go to war with me so yeah i got a lot of my mind what else is on your mind yeah i guess there's other stuff too all right should we do the baby update uh yeah all right baby update oh did i thank our sponsor shady raise yes oh no no no no do you got to double check his net worth this one says he's worth 50 million he's worth a billion look double check that everyone i talked to about him says he's a billionaire i'm seeing that he was at one point you think he lost at all yeah they're saying that he was uh a billionaire forbes billionaire's rankings in 2015 and he lost his status how did he how did he going from wait going from a billion to 50 million is that that's that's well he he filed bankruptcy and he he supposedly blew through a hundred million [ __ ] loser hold on i mean what a loser what a dude and this guy's trying to spend his last pennies fighting me no wonder he's so scared because trailer is definitely going to go bankrupt this is like a hail mary for him so he's like i could assume this guy ryan you're gonna i'm gonna ryan this is not good for you that's what i try to be like ryan ryan let's not do this all right kavanagh you know why all kavanaugh's are douche brett kavanaugh you like beer you like beer senator okay anyway nobody cares about well i care about ryan kavanagh so the guy filed bankruptcy even after his ex-partner said he was running apart okay do you like your senator you'd like me or senator do you like br senator anyway we drank beer we drank beer i've seen that he filed twice in two years two bankruptcies and triller was his big comeback trailer's his big comeback no wonder this guy's so desperate to save face interesting oh triller's definitely going bankrupt what do you got for me thank you oh this is so nice oh my god apparently you guys wrote us a card in the discord yeah wow this is really sweet oh my god you guys i feel like the teacher that everyone likes you know at the end of the year and they're writing nice messages oh i'm gonna read through this anyway enough about that everyone we got it like i said i'm gonna make a video on the topic next week so ryan cavanaugh if you're listening i don't blame jake for leaving the titanic it's not even the titanic you have to be something to be titanic just like the seeking ship that is trailer jake paul left triller to go to showtime and i can't even fault him for it because when you're being run by a dude like ryan kavanagh who's done bankruptcy twice and according to his ex-partner was running a ponzi scheme like come on bro imagine being ryan cavanaugh according to la magazine i don't want to be sued too oh yeah yeah yeah i'm not saying that you're right yeah according to l.a magazine all right you're really killing the people here sorry people all right baby tom all right so we went a little bit ultrasound and it's a it's a weird one this is the this is it's not what you expect it shocked me because it was the last thing i expected to hear and i was really like i wasn't sure how to feel about it at first because i was just so shocked yeah well and keep it going keep the drum roll going keep it going i was gonna say it dan we could wait dan please stand up dan stand up stand up come on dan stand up dan by the way did you guys see the video we just posted we posted a video it was awesome all right it's one baby oh one baby i know it's crazy all right you can stop the drum roll can we get a cymbal crash or something tan it's still a drum roll zack is sick so dan's filling in for him so um [Laughter] we don't know what happened there's one baby that baby was too powerful just kicked out the other that's what the doctor said it was just that baby was so powerful so when we the last time we went the doctor was literally like you're having you're having two to three babies she was like well there's definitely two here and then i see a third one that maybe not a third one but there's definitely two and then when we checked into the doctor she's like checking in for four to ela yeah they remembered um and the whole week we were like planning for like what is it gonna look like if we have three babies it's like i gotta get i gotta move i gotta get a new car i gotta i gotta hire like ten nannies yeah um so yeah i don't know i guess at first it was kind of weird reaction because it's like i was ready we were all yeah we were getting pretty ready for three like or two i mean you gotta make the best of it so we were like well if it's three let's prepare but i mean i kind of feel like relieved that it's one because i i already have back pain i was telling ethan like a few days this week i was like my back hurts so i'm really worried like what is it gonna be later um so i'm relieved yeah i kind of am too at first i was a little like almost sad because i was just expecting multiples and i was like i was ready to bring these much kids into the world i was ready to do this whole thing but so like but you know i'm i'm happy no matter what i was like not one kid it's funny because we it's been such a roller coaster we're like yeah 20 [ __ ] so many kids and then now it's like oh just like we wanted in our first place okay yeah so um so i'm happy because it means that my life is gonna be a lot less stressful yeah and people are starting to tell me like oh you're probably gonna be on bed rest and it's like c-section um yeah like if it was three i think towards the end i wouldn't even be able to walk i don't know um so it's all good news great news just shocking it was just it was like the last thing i expected because the doctor put she got you all ready to do the is it an ultrasound yes and she's like okay here i was like oh god i was like oh just break it to me dog just break it to me just tell me what is damage and she's like well no no no it's just one baby and we could see it there was a heartbeat there's like one powerful baby she did say there's a little something that might be the second one but a very small chance it was like it's probably nothing yeah apparently the other eggs just evaporate or something i don't know what happens in there in your body there was a war oh god this baby's a fighter been fighting for survival since he won well the good news is this could have been you south african woman gives birth to 10 babies this was a world record right so also this week everyone was telling me about this oh really yeah look how big she is yeah that's exactly what what i was feeling like i was gonna look like so how do you have 10 babies like let's be honest she released 10 eggs and they all got fertilized like that what did do they show their babies or just this picture seven boys and three girls and so uh i read the article i think six or seven of them were natural birth and then the rest were c-section holy god yeah this is a world record in 2019 in 2009 eight babies held the previous world record get [ __ ] her she's off the books now nobody's gonna remember her dumbass but she's fine yeah she's fine everyone's great that's crazy how how do you how does your body produce 10 eggs and then the dudes so powerful not the first one i just saw someone said in the chat that's the powerful that's one powerful load my dudes that is like that is just fertility heaven i don't know that's crazy this woman could repopulate the whole earth if she had to god damn her name is gaucian femara [ __ ] look it says [ __ ] what excuse me are you you're not set no sith hole oh jeez but it's close it says almost as [ __ ] all uh someone in the chat just donated uh 35 zar which i believe is the currency of south africa and they're saying uh i'm from south africa and they cannot confirm the ten babies oh really yeah oh it's a myth why is this in bbc news if they're if this is like some unknown well in the article it does it it does say guinness world record is currently investigating the claim so it's it hasn't been officiated why are these people lying about having 10 kids that's outrageous well i don't know if it's uh that they're lying it just how do you ideas it just hasn't been confirmed yet it just hasn't been confirmed how do you get the number wrong of babies born they want that 10 baby clout exactly they want that record but they didn't earn a stolen valor also um another donation unrelated said i heard you mentioned sexual side effects from lexapro oh yeah i started taking mine at bedtime instead of the morning and it helped a bunch thank you yeah i've tried everything my dick is like uh well you just changed it to nighttime my dick has like permanent novocaine in it but you just changed to night time yeah i started taking it at night because i was feeling tired during the day so i was wondering i think it did help so it's nice yeah i started taking it at night i do notice though like i guess it depends when you uh do it because i found that it's i have less sensitivity right after taking the pill and then later in the day or for you know so it depends if you like to engage in the evening or the morning you know what i'm saying it bro shout out so anyway we're gonna have one beautiful god willing beautiful healthy baby right but that means you have to give birth again if we want more kids because we i was kind of like let's just let's just get right into it in the words of phillyd i know but it's like kind of easy to say oh you know so let's just get right in that's what i see to ila before we try to conceive i go eli you ready right into it that's philip defranco we haven't played that one in a while but we put together or somebody did maybe not us philip defranco the top of all the shows goes sup sup people it wasn't us some some hero did that for us so we have the sub bomb anyway we have a great show planned today a lot of fun stuff uh a lot of really fun stuff oh you know what i'm not gonna i'm not gonna say anything about trisha the only thing i do want to say is because a lot of people have been asking there was this issue a lot of people were upset about of trisha getting 50 of the membership money and i just want to say because a lot of people were asking that now that obviously frenemies is over there wouldn't be any there wouldn't be any need to pay her membership money right so that money is no longer going to be going to trish as a lot of people were asking so thank you thank you and one more comment um you can add wellbutrin wellbutrin to lexapro to help with sexual side effects tiredness what's wellbutrin isn't that another antidepressant apparently it's something that works let's double up bro in addition to it he was really looking for a solution for this i said i love it um no i know why you said look he's really i just find it interesting i mean eli you gotta you got something you want to say i just find it interesting uh-huh why so interesting you you just like to be the victim don't you you just wanna be like stop it oh i have no feeling so okay i won't try to help i'll just watch happily find this just joking because i think people are going to infer that you're like unhappy with my penis no i don't like desperately hearing i'm just making jokes by the way when you say feelings you mean feelings not in my heart but my job yes i know my heart is full of god what the [ __ ] my heart is full of love for you i don't like it all right can we wait with the dad jokes for like i thought you were doing a tricia impression for a minute what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] when you were like oh you're just the victim i was not she's infiltrated [ __ ] i find it interesting all right and i like the other people in the chat finding it interesting half of the world like the i'm just kidding all right i'm sorry tell me about what will buchan does with lexapro um are you having a [ __ ] about what are you happy with my penis i'm not talking i'm silent you are right it's all good there yes thank you just for the people everyone in the chat is saying they're taking it by the way well butchering plus lucky yes well where's my dumbass doctor with the webb exactly double me up doc i didn't know that was a thing me neither that's why i thought i was interested it was interesting thank you yeah there was another 100 donation um that uh said i also got some wellbutrin and now my ovaries feel a little less dried and shriveled well that that's kind of a good review i jesus guess let's get some wellbutrin in the house um so anyway that's that yadda yadda god i don't know if you i've just been so stressed i've honestly okay i'm going to be level with you guys depending on stress will go of everything my tourette's has been really bad have you noticed that i've been like twitching a lot am i i'm really starting to damage my wrist i started doing this wrist thing and like i can't even like barely hold on to [ __ ] anymore oh wow not because it's just my muscles are sore like when i pick up a cup because sometimes you guys may not even see this but i do like this and the muscle gets so strained that it's really annoying that sucks you know that this other tic i do that really messes me up is i squeeze my butthole you do it's a thick yeah huh i squeezed it but the thing is about squeezing the butthole is that it increases your blood pressure oh no i guess i shouldn't have seen a dog i shouldn't laugh yeah that is serious it's funny i'm doing it it is funny not if it has like a serious side of it listen you can laugh but sometimes when i squeeze my butthole a lot i can feel like my heart pumping and i just it really [ __ ] up my body yeah they tell you when you're doing a um a lie detector test that if you want to mess with the results you squeeze your butthole because it really messes up your blood pressure and you can't they can't tell if you're giving a positive or negative answer okay try it feel it i mean just yeah it's it's you you know what everybody's doing it's 80 000 people right now are squeezing their buttholes no it's intense it really can get to you when you squeeze and squeeze all the time squeezing squeezing squeezing it's like a kegel though so so strong in that regard do you think you should see a doctor though about this stuff what can you do i mean i don't think it's not a treatable it's not really treatable tourette's it's just like good luck idiot that's what god says when you're born with duress good luck idiot best of luck [ __ ] face that's probably the worst tick i've had is when i squeeze my butthole because i feel like sometimes it's just like oh my whole body goes haywire i never knew about that one yeah well you know and another one well there's one i used to have when i was kid was probably even worse than the butthole squeezing which was i would shake my head like this and i used to get these unbelievable headaches from like jarring my head the worst but listen why am i just complaining all i'm just like you're sitting here complaining sad um i guess you know it's been a tough week sad ethan this is the worst podcast episode sad ethan we have a really good episode i promise um ethan's feet love you want to talk about this because you said this was this is basically since i got banned on wikifee um right it's not perfected yet but i have been working on a alternate alternative and last time i showed you i hadn't pinned you at the top so i did uh go ahead and up your score a bit there thank you how many times is that ten beautiful yeah why you say my shoe size seven that's not true why you would do me like that yeah well we um that's just like uh template data we gotta fine-tune the website a little bit it's definitely a bit uh are these fake comments or real comments no it's real comments so if you see write the review yo these are real the love yeah they built this whole website i never believed in love at first sight until i witnessed ethan's feet on wikifee sadly as with any true love we were torn apart by the great band of 2021. i spent months pondering the point of trying to love if it always disappears and why live if you can't love it wasn't until recently these feet walked back into my life i give you my honor as the king of wikifeed and the stomper of my heart forever your night demoni di damoni cade bro who wrote that so poet love at first sight on love's sight shout out to his family yeah this is awesome also another audition that i did check under your name oh yeah is this a sound bite yeah is it working oh working in progress well i think that's an orange i think the website i think oh we crashed it well we're working on that we're gonna have to you know what we're gonna have to fund the hosting on that yeah yeah the funding right now costs five dollars yeah so that might not be enough we got to step that up ethan's feet there you go thank you love i appreciate that it really means a lot to me of course um you guys want to get an update from wally sure now this i gotta be honest this is like a dance thing don't don't do no it's not just me it's me too yeah it's really all of us we kind of felt that well it's he's not good i mean i like him he's okay but like i don't i don't know if i love him as much as you guys do just in the same way that like let's be honest there's people that we all love more than others but this is your guy i'm doing this for you guys so here's wali thank you thank you here's wally guys an update from wally everyday [Applause] [Applause] dude this is way too long this is tick tock you don't have to watch the whole thing i'm out that's the first pick that was too long for me to be honest with you [Music] okay so let me try by then wally soon you go to hell well the gravelly one i can understand i can do that one it's the crazy okay that's pretty close really tears my throat up that's pretty good though i tell you i can do it i'm not impressed by wally um yo okay you so sorry to interrupt we we got to go to break oh we actually do have to go to break we have too much fun out here you know before we go to break i just want to tell you guys we got um so much i promise we have such a dude we're talking about jail talk today this is something that has endlessly fascinated me there's a whole genre of content on tick tock of people in jail they've like i don't know they snuck in smartphones i don't know how hello good [ __ ] dude we're we've got a pickup so we know if people in jail get to have a phone or like no way yeah yeah so how does that work and they make videos they mostly sneak them in by bribing the guards you got to see these they're amazing all right let's do we only have one ad today so let's blast through this shady rays we love you shady ray i'm gonna run and by the way it's not that he's shady he just wears glasses yeah that's cool nothing shady here except the sun not being in your eyes listen listen why are sunglasses so expensive shady rays went out to change that baby it's an independent sunglass company that do things their own way that's a very loud notification sound also can i get some music to get me in the zone zone me out let's see something that is very rare in the industry uh what kind of music here i i'm not i'm i'm sitting at zach station here so i'll play something damn about the magical forest yeah 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you buy one get one free christ that was like a ten minute like it was like the anyway you were yawning oh i don't know what's wrong you know what the theodore is like oh right dude he's been coming into our room like three times in the night he came in at like 3 a.m this tonight and then arguing about whose turn it is to take them he was on your side going mommy he always comes to my side that doesn't mean anything he goes mommy and then ila wakes me up and goes dad i'm like man teddy got crane teddy got the crane teddy got the crane it all changed since he got that crank it's all changed so it's hard i don't know what to do i don't know if like i don't know if they're life is not the same yeah i don't know if we're if there's something we need to do because like i take him back to his bedroom and put him down and then he goes daddy sit daddy sit because if you don't sit with him he'll freak out i wonder if we have to like train him that we don't sit there right maybe that's gotta be that's the other night i was like listen buddy daddy's sleepy he has to sleep too and he goes as soon as he heard that he goes mommy and i was yeah maybe you're right it's so hard i don't know what to do with this yeah it's been it's every night i mean i'm sure someday he'll get over it i just don't know if it's like you know in two weeks or in like five years yeah could just lock our door be like sorry oh my god um look at this i like making fun of all these old idiots these people are elected officials bro you you know like you wonder why the country is such a [ __ ] i mean i look bro okay stop this guy literally he's he's a representative mo brooks he's just tweeting some [ __ ] who cares he literally okay there's a he posted a picture of his [ __ ] monitor which is already like old people as [ __ ] and on the bottom is a sticky pad with his password and pin code [Laughter] you can literally see his password and pin code he masking taped it to his monitor this is a this is a representative these people could not be trusted he is a representative from alabama's fifth uh congressional district let me guess is he a republican of course he is sorry i mean he just is you know he is like you just know he is i didn't even read what he wrote well swahwell finally did his job horrible swat welsh team committed a crime by unloving what dude all of these dudes try and do the trump thing of giving people nicknames and none of them are good at it like he is poor people swallow that's the worst [ __ ] nickname trump was like he was so good at that and giving somebody a really [ __ ] aren't funny or interesting most of them are honestly just dumb as hell like they just look more stupid when they try to do the trump horrible swalwell here i'll give i don't know anything who's eric schwab i'll give him a name right now who's eric swallow he's a representative from here in southern california i believe let me see a photo of him i think i know who he is yeah i don't even know i'm gonna give him that i'm gonna give him a nickname oh yeah this guy yeah i know who he is yeah slow well eric slow not that good better than his horrible swalwell how about this one yeah where is it is that me well it shouldn't be right my whole laptop is muted so it can't be me i like i like slow well what's wrong with that it's all right because it's gotta be like slow eric slow slowwell slow eric slow eric that's a trump name goofy slow eric oh it could be mine i'm [ __ ] it up it's definitely mine okay of course because i open wait no it's not open it's not me it's not force quit first quit okay anyway you know it's like it happens ethan no problem uh we haven't proven that it was me it's not over um some people are asking about the teddy fresh that we're wearing so it's from the next release which is gonna be on june 24. so stay tuned thank you thank you peace and love dan you did you guys have a hate email that you wanted to read oh right okay i got this email the other day and you know i get a lot of goofy emails and usually i just but for some reason this one really got me okay so the subject line i won't say who it's from but the subject line is please fix your eyebrow situation have a eyebrow situation well let me let me read the email okay hi dan your girlfriend must love you i say this because only a woman afraid of losing her man would allow him to groom his eyebrows with a razor the way that you have the gap is too large and the lines are too straight and harsh bless her heart she just doesn't want to lose you who could blame her i used to find you attractive [Laughter] it made me happy to watch you on h3h3 because you there is a dearth of smart conscientious cute men in general now you are less cute this is not good for either of us those puppies should go grow back quick please let them may i suggest a subtle plucking strategy you clear the center and then angle the edges the straight lines you created with the razor are too abrupt and look unnatural google young harrison ford or recent tom cruise photos or decent plucking examples i look forward to your hotness returning i don't know that one it just did you [ __ ] crack wait did you groom your eyebrows well i i have a unibrow and like it naturally grows in the middle and since i was like 13 years old or something and since i was 13 years old or something i've taken a little razor and just gone so they're right you were so this is yeah i mean but this is not new i i agree that's good advice and and i guess i appreciate it it's just i've never gotten such a good like backhanded compliment i guess i thought about your eyebrows wait this person really cares about your eyebrows i know and i well so i'm going to let them grow out i'm going to try you're going to do a pluck now i guess i guess it's a good strategy i mean what do i know about [ __ ] grooming might groom your eyebrows maybe yeah tell me about your middle part tell me about your grooming i just lean on plucking where i'll pluck them that's only the middle only in the middle yeah my i mean like rarely i'll get a couple on like top like high up for some reason but that's it really got middle eastern brows i'm half russian half scottish both of which are fairly hairy uh i think that's pretty cool to groom the eyebrows i'd i guess i i i don't have much somehow i didn't get the double eyebrow which it doesn't make much sense because i have hair everywhere else that i shouldn't you're just not that like middle eastern i guess but although dan is not either i don't know but dan's a pretty hairy dude i'm a very hairy dude all right don't shave your eyebrows i agree oh you know what i have a i have an embarrassing story for you guys you guys want to do this embarrassing story thing because i have like three and one just came to me okay so we're gonna do a story time right now where we're all going to share our cringe moments okay now i'm going to go first because something just occurred to me about when i was uh in high school and i was super self-conscious about my look like utterly just uh i would look in the mirror and i would like ruin my day i would look at a photo of myself and it would just ruin my day like it was so bad and i just stopped looking at photos of myself and looking in the mirror which was great you know but anyway i was so upset i would start plucking my eyebrows and you know for there's like tiny bit in the in the middle that i don't pluck anymore but i start there you get do you ever you take it too far right you know what i mean you pluck in the middle and then the top you know and then the side and then all the sudden you're looking you're obviously going for a natural look but all of a sudden you got these little pencil thin eyebrows and it just looks mangled and like just horrible yeah so every day i'm going deeper and deeper and not realizing how like uh like horrible i'm looking and it happened one time i was at dinner with my whole family and it was my brother-in-law who said this of all people i don't know why he was the one but i'm i'm grateful and he goes yo ethan and i i didn't even think anybody knew that i was plucking my eyebrows because i found it embarrassing i was like humiliated by it for some reason and um he's like ethan you're going too crazy with the eyebrows dude you got to stop he just said that to me in front of the whole family and i was i didn't i don't know why my dom proof essence people best in brain it was like oh my god they know everybody knows not them not them everybody knows i've been going to school like this for like a month everybody knows that i'm massacring my eyebrows sheesh it was a moment of pure terror and i never plucked another eyebrow hair again as long as i lived yeah so you were doing it out of stress no i was trying to look good oh i was trying to shape my eyebrows because i would look at the cute boys that all the girls like and i was like you know what's the difference between me and them their eyebrows swear you're to god back then in middle school oh god i'm like that's why she likes him and not me because his eyebrows look perfect and so i was trying to make me have these cute boy you know eyebrows i would look at doing but he has such striking eyebrows swear to god i do my own eyebrows too by the way yeah you have crazy eyebrows and i people say that about you i do hate sometimes if i'll go too much and then it becomes too thin or something i don't know yeah it's a tough one i just and as a young man i i found it very humiliating to even think that i was doing it because i was like oh this isn't masculine to be plucking my eyebrows and i felt very demasculated i did i think that was a thing in our age yeah say what would you say dad it's emasculated thank you just say masculinity i feel like today it's more normal for guys yeah yeah i think jersey shore kind of made it more mainstream with the gtl because before that no no guys would ever admit and then they're all like oh it's you know it's part of the part of the look now i hate to even admit it that i still find it embarrassing for some reason to even like i don't know it's just such a deep drama to me it's such a jeep trauma to me of course there's nothing wrong with it you know there you have it i've got two more stories you guys want to hear them or you want to go do yours i want to hear them uh either way we can go around why don't why don't we do ours and then we'll come back around to you yeah zach's not here but he already told us how he [ __ ] on the lawn well we we mentioned that he was like that's not my story i'm not embarrassed by that yeah i was like you should be like that wasn't crazy what is the embarrassed by eli do you have one you want to go i actually don't because you guys only told me about this yesterday i thought you were last night and you said oh you have one come on i have a joke for you a joke so ask me what is my story my cringe story what's your cringe story my whole life oh my god oh boy that's not funny oh you're alive you are amazing you're not cringe i don't know do you have one that you can remember for me because i feel like you know everything about me um you told me a story about when you and your friends were like getting drunk for the first time you drank and it was like a total [ __ ] show but i don't know if that's i don't know if it's embarrassing i mean what about the restaurant that made you wear lipstick and a dress i mean is it a crazy story i don't know it's interesting though it's a powerful woman's story uh sure but it's embarra you felt embarrassed to have to go wait tables like with lipstick and a dress right yeah yeah so i was i was going to school and i had to work at the same time so i was doing a lot of like waitressing jobs so one of them they um yeah in one of them they were like here's the uniform and it's like a little black dress and they're like you'll have to wear that and a red lipstick and i was like i don't even remember the details anymore but i was just not comfortable with that so i quit oh well that i mean very good i don't know if there was more details i think it does actually i think we're mixing up two stories one was the black dress and i was not cool with that another one was um first of all they made they made us like bring our own clothes but they were very specific like you need to wear this white button-up shirt black pants black shoes and i didn't have that stuff i had to go buy it especially for this job and then on um it was like new year's eve or something and they're like today we want you all to wear red lipstick so i was like i'm not doing that they fired you i left okay not that embarrassing because they weren't it was like non-negotiable i remember it being more traumatic i don't want to wear [Applause] wow incredible what a star yeah all right who's next ian go ahead stand up ian ian please stand up stand up ian thank you ian why are you looking like jumanji looking ass by the way show ian like we've why are we not even gonna acknowledge that ian looks like jumanji oh judge ian please stand up i don't know please stand up please stand up ian please stand up yeah why do you have like a realistic jumanji you stand up i just grab some other closet on the way is this the new uzi can i i i keep pressing the wrong button and it makes you freak out but i get let me just do it i should i just like when that happens oh my god what kind of setting could possibly that's my fault it's the zoom it's the zoom call it's your feed on the zoom call and then he takes it and then oh that's creates an endless look like this go ahead and do a face i'll wait websites is on down hold on try it here we [ __ ] go wait can you do it so it zooms on my face it kind of goes along with whatever motion so ethan like had to move yeah thrust forward right as he does it okay ready yeah yeah wait do it again that's terrifying first person reminds me of han solo being frozen carbonite thank you anyway ian tell me your embarrassing cringe moment in ian uh the first one that ian go ahead the first the first one that pops into my head uh was the first day of high school where obviously as you can tell i'm a super fashionable guy very you know hand on the pulse well show them what you're wearing don't joke you're in the gym oh you can see it i mean no show them your feet oh you're wearing you're in the jumanji outfit but you're still you're not really committed because you're wearing yeezys bro you should be wearing some like leaves or some [ __ ] that's rebark i think robin williams and jumanji is the target for this type of fashion what year is it are you she's out yet uh so it's the first day and i i got to school big hallway ever was packed everyone at the lockers and everything and my backpack i didn't realize that this wasn't cool at the time because i thought it was really cool in middle school but i walked in and and it was a roller back there so you know i said it and i went and then you roll it you know what i'm talking about yeah and the moment i started doing that every single person in the hallway just looked right at me like what the [ __ ] are you doing like i was the only person in the entire high school that i saw that entire day with a roller backpack and i i carried it like in my hands for the rest of the day because i was so ashamed i had a lot of you know fashion faux pas in high school you know i remember that about middle school in high school is like you got people made fun of you if you had one of those rolly backpacks well hold on a second uh hold on a second what what possessed you to get the rolling backpack ian was that on fashion or how did you make this fashion i mean convenience you made a risk you made a risk and it didn't pay off yeah yeah i also i i had healies on too oh no no no no you did not you were making that part did you use them at the same time were you rolling rolling wall rolling while rolling you know a little uh a little oh my god i keep pers let me press there we go yeah that was the one i was looking for uh a little later on i embraced the meme with the rollies and people were like where can i get some but that's good the first day it was it was rough it was a rough day yeah that's not a good feeling you are trend center he was ready to roll into a whole pile of [ __ ] was ready to be like i'm about to get laid hell yeah bro you know what i just remembered one that maybe could work here okay please stand up ela okay ian please stand up strainer um it was when i was at the army and um i all of a sudden had this awful um stomach pain it was a poop story yeah oh [ __ ] he was about to share a poop story oh oh no not that embarrassing oh no like just a little like good luck so it was i never had such a bad pain i thought it was like something is wrong and i i called my superiors and i was like my stomach something is not right and they're like let's get the paramedic no this is amazing this is amazing so they check me and everything seems fine and they're like maybe it's period and i'm like no i didn't get my period and they're like look nothing i'm like i can't even stand it was like really worrying everyone was worrying for me and then i don't know like a few minutes later i had to go to the bathroom and it was just like i had to poop and then after i pooped it was fine you did you have to tell everyone that you pooped are you just like i'm feeling better now i told a couple of people but did you tell the pet like yeah because they're like a whole commotion about it's just like it's fine i'm fine now they probably got it they're probably like she just took a massive dumb was it gassy poop i honestly don't remember i just remember like how that's embarrassing the pain was really i've had poops like that before honestly where you get so much abdominal pain like what's going on i know what you mean well when you lift the doc you should see the diet she's on in the army mix no it doesn't surprise me you have like killer death inducing poop um candies coffee cigarettes cigarettes shitty army food with a lot of oil did it sound like that um maybe maybe i think i erased it from my memory that's great we all have embarrassing group stories that's the best thing about pooping yeah i mean one of my embarrassing stories was when i was in vegas and [ __ ] myself i was with my family wait like a week ago no no no i think i was in college at the time i was with my family and i got like a i got like really sick from either food poisoning or i got a fever or something a flu and i was playing poker i was having so much fun i was doing good just enjoying myself and then all of a sudden it was like one of these moments where i'm playing cards and it was like and i oop and i was like oh buddy so i cashed out i'm wearing basketball shorts you know like elastic kind of athletic um and i am walking to the back the hotel room that i'm sharing with my brother and i farted and it wasn't just like it was a shark but it was running down my leg and because i was wearing short like athletic shorts and boxer pants briefs not briefs but like boxer shorts yeah very open it was literally able to to drip down my leg past my pant line oh god so i had actually visible diarrhea running down my leg as i was walking through the casino to the hotel room i had guys i had diarrhea dripping down my leg i was one of those people we made fun of i didn't stop the wiping and throw it on the floor or anything though jesus i was trying to keep it yeah the funniest part is i get into my room and my brother's in the shower and he's got the door locked to the bathroom and i was like sean you better get out right now dude i got it something happened i need to get in there but people walked by me too and i was just like please i was like hey i was just like you know i was walking like this like hey how you doing nice to see you got in the elevator i think there was someone in the elevator with me why like this to make your length your legs like i was clenching my ass so it was more like this because i was trying to keep i didn't want more trying to keep the damn block so i was walking around like this hey nice to see you how's the guy you win any money tonight for you huh yeah that was crazy i was so sick man very embarrassing too [Laughter] well i think the only time i've [ __ ] my pants as an adult sometimes i think about it's pretty remarkable that we all aren't [ __ ] our pants more like if you do the math i i don't know if that's weird no it makes sense i mean i i totally get your point like if you [ __ ] what two times a day yeah seven days a week chances are so that's 14 shits a week times 52 weeks a year it's a lot of [ __ ] going on times like what 20 years how many shits is that yeah and there's always been a toilet that's correct the good news about society today at least here in america is that the toilet per square footage is pretty good good ratio strong chance that you're going to be caught like in a position to shape i mean we've we've engineered society so that people don't [ __ ] their pants a lot yeah and that i think is part of what society really is yeah that is you did civilization there's a toilet we do not have any [ __ ] on the street or in our pants even all right um does the guard give you irritable bowel syndrome question from the family i don't think so all right i don't i've never heard of that association but everything's irritated irritated in my body so who knows i mean my throat's irritated my bowels are irritated my brain is irritated i'm irritated everything about me is irritated abe did you tell yours what's yours uh yeah mine are kind of repressed it's kind of bad i i'm by the way let me stop abs is always like way worse than it should be so i'm excited i have yeah i tell it i make it sound worse than what it is is it going to wind up with somebody yeah i accidentally ran just dan dan check me if i come out wrong all right okay i'm sure you will i got my finger i got the finger on your microphone hit the kill switch so let me i guess the audience i may have confused them but my whole life like i never smoked drink anything or anything like that until i started college there was a few years where i did and then i went back to the hello life i went back to the to the late but um like the first summer where i started partnering partying you know i thought i was a [ __ ] whatever but i couldn't handle anything like i couldn't smoke it was it was a nightmare so i had a party one night and some girl messaged me and said oh thanks for the invite like towards the end and i was like uh oh sorry you could still uh come through because i was at a point in my life where i could talk like that come through but uh she's like all right yeah for sure let me know when everyone leaves so i was trying to [ __ ] you that's what i assumed i so i texted her and she's like do you want to smoke and i was like yeah okay cool she's when she's outside she goes oh i'm here and she goes just so you know we're just hanging out don't try anything and i'm never the one to make the first move and i'm like oh okay cool let's that's fine okay i'm sorry i'm misread so she came in we smoked this was like weed from the devil itself this was i was tripping okay and so we go inside and uh like i had no cable nothing because only thing i had were we watched movies on the xbox and it was locked to my roommate's room so and he wasn't home so there's nothing for us to do the only thing i had at the house was this donkey kong game called uh donkey kong i believe was called you guys were playing donkey kong donkey kong it's the one with like the little bongos i tried talking to her nothing she didn't want to do anything she didn't want to conversate or uh why'd she come over what is this i was just i don't know so the only game i came over after the party only when everyone was gone to play donkey kong with you i sent in the discord if you guys aren't familiar you you play this game with drums yeah let me pull up a photo yeah it's like uh oh i totally miss the that looks fun it's like they it does you you move like this okay it's like a ddr kind of thing yeah you move like that and you clap to jump love that for it and so i'm stoned out of my mind and she's not talking to me and i'm just playing donkey kong we're all drunk and like my heart's going with the drums and every time like i would like clap i'd give her a little look because she's staring at she's why wait why she's staring at me wait why were you looking at her when you clap i i don't know i was like i knew how ridiculous it was but at the same time yeah like what was her reaction and i think i was so high that i actually like was paying to attention to the game as well so every time i look and she give me that look and i get nervous and i start going faster on the drums and uh it was a [ __ ] nightmare i it felt like [ __ ] years i was in that room playing donkey kong and she's like all right i gotta go i was like all right and then she left and she goes man you're a little [ __ ] yeah she texts me wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what she said that's you said you're being a little [ __ ] she thought that i wasn't making a move because she's she was cool with my ex at the time so she thought i wasn't making a move because of that i'm like you said we're just hanging out and i was expecting that she goes are you serious she's like i came over at like 2 a.m to smoke with you i'm like but you you [ __ ] said we're just hanging out playing donkey kong so thank you for this dude well first of all obviously you did the right thing you can't make a move on a girl right yeah that's right yeah she said it's like i didn't know what else to do i didn't know we didn't have any other activities ladies if you want something you just this this is our job men if you tell us something you want we just believe you mm-hmm in today's world we're not taking there's no risk there's no great lines you say with this we do that you say this we do that so a b you did you say no sex we play donkey yes and i like repressed it it wasn't until i was at thanksgiving at lena's uh cousin's house and her little nephew brought out the little bongo roms and i was like oh my god keep that away from me so when she called you a little [ __ ] on the way out did you guys talk anymore did she just leave you with that uh we hooked up another time but uh okay i didn't ask that jesus i mean yeah i mean uh no but did she would you want to know on that conversation oh if she said anything did she say anything else did you just leave you with your little [ __ ] oh no yeah no i she's she said that oh you're acting this way because your ex oh so you guys had overcomers yeah because i was wondering if it [ __ ] with your head where she's like your little [ __ ] and then bounced and didn't explain what happened okay that was a nightmare it reminds me of the time that we were at uh i think it was that post malone's and there was a chocolate on the counter yeah and then i assumed that it was normal chocolate oh i'm glad you said that you're like i'm sorry to cut you off but yeah that's kind of what i was trying to apply with the story of me and lena that i told on a previous episode with oj but i guess it came out wrong and people thought i dosed my wife and then admitted it on an episode that wasn't live and then we posted it i don't know but i'm sorry proceed so yeah i i was just like this looks like a regular chocolate and it took like a whole cube and then they told us that it was not and i think we went right back home and i think that like you fell asleep and i put on um it was around the time that the bill nye on netflix show came out and it was like horrible everyone was goofing on bill so bad and i put that on and i watched the whole season and i was like did you learn were you able to pay attention it was all a blur right boy that bill and i as a fan of bill nyes as a kid boy that netflix show was more so bad i never watched it because i just i didn't want to but it was like ruined my image of him from my childhood it was really weird yeah just wasn't in it because the bill nye kid show was like super well produced with segments and stuff this was all alive it was odd man it was awesome i think that's the thing is like because i love the bill nye show too budget but yeah i think i think what made that show was was all the production like it was just yeah yeah it was i don't want to get to know bill and i on a personal level right yeah it was the quick cuts and the energy yeah unlike anything you'd see in the school room right if you guys are looking for something really bad to watch i recommend kind of it's a fun like bad thing to watch yeah it's a good bad one bill nye the science guy bill bill that was yo when people put on bill nye that was when you had a substitute teacher and you knew you were just hype as [ __ ] yeah bill not yeah exactly friday afternoon you got the substitute teacher bill nye this science card bill no bill hey it's friday baby i missed i gotta be honest i miss those like fridays bro fry didn't really mean [ __ ] to me anymore it's sort i mean we get pretty excited when we're done with this show and we're we're out of here for the weekend baby fridays are tough the weekends are tough bro in our house it's so tough i feel like i'll be honest with you guys i feel like i'm burning on both ends these days i know you feel the same way too either yeah i think we're deciding that we might need help on the weekend too because it's like you need some time to relax i have no time the weekend oh the opposite it's like the week is almost chiller than the weekend so we in a way there's like no break um like yesterday we worked we had the we had a really long day yesterday we went to the doctor we worked all day got home took care of the theater the dogs put her to bed and then immediately i came worked on the show for today and also went to bed when we got home there was still a lot of things going on and we had a lot of calls yeah so it was literally non-stop no it was non-stop and then right after i finished preparing for today i went straight to bed fall asleep and then theodore at 3 a.m and then and then he came again at six yeah right away he's been doing two stops in the middle of the night bro it's brutal you know so funny though like it's so cute when it comes into our bedroom he came in once at 11 00 p.m we were preparing for dinner yeah he came in like a little ninja for dinner we were preparing for him for bed sorry i love him yeah and so when he for some reason when he wakes up he gets everything all of his possessions so he's got this thing called lovers which are like these little blankets with animals stuffed animal heads on the top yeah like a little elephant head and then a blankie it's a cute little thing that he loves and he's got a bunch of them so he'll grab like literally like seven lovies his bottle with water in it a book his favorite book and so he's like he walked into them he walked into the bathroom like a little ninja i mean just brushing her teeth and we were like yeah we're like oh so i take him back to his room we say okay sweetheart i'm gonna sit with you and he says daddy chair just tired so tired oh that's i know what that is that's the bash traverse when he was like losing it tired can we get that sound bite i know it's not polite but it's pretty good we'll put in the request with zach i'm looking through his database here i don't think we ever pulled that one yeah yeah we still have dan's story and love yeah and love dan go ahead what do you got for me oh boy so it's gonna be hard to surpass a donkey kong story but keep looking at her yeah it's so funny because i've been that high and i just know how fast how horrible i wish i enjoyed it i have so many friends that i wish really wish i did same same seas i hate being high there's nothing good about being high literally me being high i just think about that it's donkey kong it's just this what's the worst i'm sorry i mean but i remember you were on a podcast once and you were talking about i forget what game you were playing and you were high and you just kept riding on a horse for like hours oh no i wasn't tripping balls when that happened oh okay i was playing yeah i was playing skyrim yeah oh yeah right just on a horrible trip where we took too much we someone told us it was a small amount but it was like a big amount and we were just and the whole week everyone was like the other people that took it they were like oh it's so mellow and so it's such a melody you could never totally fine me and ela were never able to communicate we were not able to talk we were in the same apartment but like totally not even universes yeah i was literally just i was like okay how can i ground myself right now i love skyrim i've been playing skyrim a lot and so i was like i'm just gonna go play skyrim that will help and i think i must have for five hours straight just running on a horse in a straight line and we would try to like put music on and we couldn't listen to music we couldn't do anything oh man just running oh god on a horse you know what's crazy i think i went to school the next day oh yeah i went to work the next day yeah that's the craziest part is we woke up i remember like eating lunch with everyone at school like totally like it doesn't really have a very bad yeah it doesn't have like a just not really that was one of the most surprising things is that like by 12 o'clock the next day i was like thank god yeah yeah i feel like fine but it was thank god it lasted like 15 hours it was crazy jesus you guys said something like you felt like you were going to be stuck that way forever oh yeah yeah 15 hours a long time to be like that bro i just i was running and it was snowy and i was on the horse and i was just running and running i wasn't doing anything just running and i tried to put on music and it was just the worst yeah of course where it swears first do that in grand theft auto i used to try to climb to the highest building then just walk off or walk to the highest mountain just walk up it and then just jump off somebody might read into that yeah is that a cry for help maybe doesn't everyone do that grand theft auto i mean i wasn't even doing anything i was just running and running and running there was no objective sam and i have have got high together one time and it was so traumatizing really again we went and saw the sonic movie you thought yeah it was inedible yeah it's different we haven't tried this specific one before and uh yeah it came out on valentine's day so we were like oh this will be kind of a funny thing and like 90 seconds in i just look over and sam's gone and i go out and yeah i go out into like the lobby and she's just wandering around looking like super terrified and i i go up i'm like are you okay what's going on and she's like he's he's so fast fast yeah and i was like it's okay it's all right we'll be fine and sam you want to come comment on this i'm sure she doesn't want to get into it but that's okay um yeah and i tried to calm her down but then as she was telling me how fast sonic was i started freaking out and he is fat he's as fast as [ __ ] boy yeah and we we sat at one of those benches like when you head to the auditorium just like grabbing each other seriously we are like it's fine it's okay oh my god some gummies or something really yeah i'm not sure what it is you guys not just fail are you just thinking about how fast sonic was for a minute we were we sat there a little too long i think and then we just went and sat in the car for like hours just trying to like wait it out you know what it'll probably help that high if you guys watch the jstation sonic exe video a good point it kind of purged so what was it about sonic speed that got to put you in that phone i don't know he's just blurry he's so cool and the theater was like pretty much sold out so we were like in the in the front right where the screen's like right above you you know yeah he's so fast dude holy [ __ ] bro there are horror videos on like tik tok about sonic killing you i've seen those in the and he always is too slow when he kills you what yeah everything about sonic so yeah come on why is everything coming down to sonic like nobody even cares what the frick what the freak love you have one you wanted to show up no i didn't what happened why are we talking about sonic yeah go ahead dan stand up dan stand up shredder's looking do i need to get up nice go ahead appreciate that love that for you [Laughter] you love that phrase now yeah i know i love that for you um all right so my story uh was also is also school related it was uh in college and um it was when i went to film school and in one of the uh courses that i had the way it kind of worked was like this uh we basically shot an episode of a tv show and it was like you worked on the crew and it was kind of like the simulated experience where all of the department heads were like actual professionals that work in the industry so like the director the assistant director the cinematographer all you know all those people were like the teachers the teachers and then you you work for them like you would on a crew and so i was in the production department um and helping the assistant director and i had kind of gotten into it with this guy because the that um you know the time that i was in the class the guy that normally was the director was on vacation or something or sick leave or something so the assistant director was filling in he was directing um which meant that he wasn't really paying as much attention to instructing me on what i was supposed to do and one of my responsibilities was to make the call sheet um and so the call sheet for anybody that's not familiar is basically just a spreadsheet that has all the information where to show up what you know what time to show up you know when lunch is going to be all that kind of stuff and i didn't do it quite right and he called me in the evening to like chew me out and he was kind of a dick about it um and i kind of like stood up for myself i was like hey man like you didn't you didn't really even explain how to do this so i'm not sure why you're like calling me and yelling at me because you know you were too busy directing the show to tell me how you wanted it done and he kind of calmed down he's like okay fair enough so i had already had sort of had it out with this guy right so i believe it was the next day um they were shooting and he was in the uh video village and he was kind of like directing the episode or whatever and while we were actually shooting i didn't really have that many responsibilities so i was just like standing around now this was in 2010 which was in the early era of smartphones right and i believe is the first smartphone i ever had it was like an a droid uh something or other right and in those early anybody that uh had a smartphone in those early days probably remembers that they were by today's comparison kind of shitty they they were kind of buggy they [ __ ] up sometime and the guy who was uh directing the episode uh that i had had it out with he was uh he was taking it really [ __ ] seriously um and he you know he was like hunched over you know staring at the monitor the thing is this is all just a simulation it's never nobody's ever gonna watch this so i just like found it kind of goofy that he was taking it so seriously and so my girlfriend at the time she had been there for that whole conversation when i had it out with him and i wanted to shoot a picture of him now obviously while you're recording you shouldn't really be taking pictures and especially you shouldn't have the flash on that would be a really bad idea right so i of course turned off the flash before i snapped this little secret picture of him well my phone to this day i don't know did it didn't register and that flash went off and his head snapped over and looked at me and if you look in the discord ethan i just um shared are you picture with me i love the photos i still have the photo to this day oh my god so if you want to put that on the screen real quick this is the three heads of people snapping over and staring at me right before he stood up and started screaming his [ __ ] head off and what a [ __ ] the guy closest yeah you can tell he's ready to like punch you oh my god you did not just yeah yeah and so he basically just stopped everything and uh it just chewed me out in front of the entire class just everybody that was there oh my god yeah that's pretty did you have to explain why you were taking a photo i just i was just profusely apologetic and it's just like obviously because i had just the night before like had it out with this guy and i like had kind of successfully defended myself from him like he kind of like was like okay you're right or whatever but obviously he already kind of like had me on the [ __ ] list and then here i you know my goofy ass is standing there just like snapping a picture of him in secret while they're filming the flash goes off which like is visible on camera too by the way like so it kind of [ __ ] up the shot it's just shiny his shoe i thought that was greg paul when i first saw this photo that's so funny that you have the photo yeah right because yeah so i've held on to that and i uh i don't take pictures on set anymore that like traumatize me forever i don't i don't i just don't take pictures this was when was this in your life it was in like 2009 2010 and what were you doing at the time i was in school this was in college this was college yeah right yeah yeah that's very awesome oh my god yeah so i that's that's stuck with me for years anytime i think they're all looking at you yeah yeah did it like it flashes before it takes a photo that's epic [ __ ] yeah [Laughter] yeah it's awesome love that so yeah i had i thought of a few others but then that just like hit me and i dug through my old photos until i found that i was like i to show the photo so like uh he's all serious got his he's all like got his thinking hand up that's what i'm saying is like i've i've i at the moment was finding him cringe because i'm like like dude like because again this guy wasn't the normal director so it was kind of like i had this idea that it's like oh this guy thinks like this is his big chance he gets to pretend he's a director you know what i mean and so i was trying to like goof on him and take the picture to that [ __ ] own yeah i got [ __ ] hunt [ __ ] own big man that's great love you got one you want to share i have another one yeah i do have i'm kind of arguing with myself if i should tell it it's not it's like just pure cringe and there's no fun love that passion all right and so it wasn't that long ago it was two summers ago me and some friends went traveling in europe [Music] by train and we had everything booked out every hotel booked everything paid for and like halfway in we had like this big fight the group like kind of split and when you we all booked uh hotel rooms that were like houses so we could live in a house what did you guys fight about just how what we did like some people wanted to do that and some people would want to like go around and check on like just i don't know just basically how the trip was laid out and what we did in the cities and yeah so uh halfway in we did like can i just have this big argument and it i was with three people who kind of didn't like how we had planned and then there was like five people who thought the other thing and it ended up the two people who were on my side ended up going home they left they didn't and i stayed because i had already paid for it and i didn't want to like waste it so i stayed with all these people who basically at this point hates me oh my god we traveled through europe together i didn't want to like give up with the money i spent so i just went along with it and it was terrible oh no well hold on how did you guys i thought so you guys parted you wanted to part ways but then you ended up going with them because you were by yourself or what happened no we couldn't part way because we had booked airbnbs that's so we had to live together that that's what was booked and every the whole trip was booked that we were going to and we stopped in multiple cities you guys know i mean it was just well we kind of did but it was just awkward and we still yeah it was just everyone everything was super awkward there's no fun in it just awkwardness you guys got in a really vicious fight i guess and you were the boss you were the the leader of the of the mutinous group no i mean i don't know but yeah those two who were on my side left and it was just awkwardness the rest of the you trip your allies that is yeah that would be pretty cringe that's why love doesn't leave the house now uses a robot exactly and how long was the trip um about one and a half weeks so we were at that half point so one and a half weeks after we traveled yeah group group trips are difficult right group trips are the worst brawl i'm not going on another group for sure like the the the um besides meeting you on the earth the israel trip i did it was like birthright oh [ __ ] it was like so not fun i'm so glad obviously it's so funny because obviously it changed the course of my whole life and meeting you yeah but the trip itself as a group trip was just so brutally horrible horrible i just it was so bad it was so horrible i mean everyone there seemed to love it but i think it's not it's really not for someone like you but what does that mean it's like i don't know okay here's what it is it's a lot of like we're gonna we're gonna do group activities and you're gonna break out of your shell yeah i don't like breaking out of my shell i like my show you know let's uh we're gonna today we're gonna do arts and crafts together so you all get to know each other hate that [ __ ] you know what love story reminded me that one time we went to greece with your friends yeah and we rented the car oh [ __ ] that was awesome we went to greece which was really fun but my friend was like we have to get cars because how we're going to get around athens would you actually find without by the way you totally don't need a car athens is like famous in europe for having like the greatest brand new subway system that is like incredible and to even think about driving around would be so idiotic but so the thing is we got my fr i think i want to blame this all on my friend yeah he got stick shifts but here's the funny part none of us know how to well we all drove stick shifts at one point but but we hadn't drove in a stick shift in a long time and so we all arrived in greece and get this stick shift car we're like oh yeah yeah we could do this and so first he goes he's like he's like i can drive a stick shift this friend of mine is a really goofy guy and so even in the lot when we go to pick up the car it's like he's driving he's like it's like these dumb ass americans in greece trying to like you can't even try like it's we look so stupid so right out of the lot you know what i'm saying and so we look duke it out you can't do this [ __ ] it's so embarrassing get out and then so then shawn was with us right right and shawn we all had known how to drive stick shifts at one point in our lives and then so sean gets in and we're like taking off we're driving a little bit and then it's like the car breaks and then we're like okay i think ela or me i think all of us try to go okay okay i'm gonna try i was like i mean i got my license on on a stick i drove for a year on stick shift i don't know what happened no i definitely do you remember what kind of car it was bro it was some like it was regular or whatever yeah just some four-door generic [ __ ] you know honda or something do you guys keep stalling out so eventually i try ila tries everyone tries we can't we're like okay there's got to be something wrong with the car there has to be something wrong with this car i think our friend gets back in he's like i'm just going to do this because we got out of the lot and we're just stuck in the middle of track things we don't know where we are where we're doing four moronic tourists who rented this car and literally it just stuck because none of us idiots can drive it so our friend gets back and he's okay i'm gonna make this happen it's like crazy you know it's like yeah and then the car stops and starts smoking we destroyed the absolutely destroying we [ __ ] destroyed this car it's smoking oh no it is the worst way to start a trip like can you imagine this was for our honeymooner thing we're like we're gonna show up and this is this is the beginning we're like dude so get this we called the back the rental company and we're like dude there's something wrong with your car it's not i think you gave us a defective car it's smoking and [ __ ] so some dude cruises out on a motorcycle two of them and he's like what the [ __ ] is this he's like all right my homie's gonna take the motorcycle back and i'm gonna take the car so we all got out and guess what this [ __ ] gets in the car and he takes off no problem he literally drives off smooth as a daisy no problems and we call it taxi go to our hotel and we're like wow we really are so bad but we were just like dude i think we [ __ ] destroyed that car and we never heard from them wow and but like we don't even need a car yeah we're like we're kind of glad that happened there's no parking in athens there's no oh [ __ ] that's funny bro the fact we all looked at each other like when he drove off like nothing like no problem no problem we all were like wow wow oh [ __ ] with five of us taking turns destroying that thing till it was smoking it's crazy i don't know how i forgot about that yeah that was a great one as an i have a bunch man the scare pewdiepie one and i did scare pewdiepie and i got stuck on the roof yeah that was a good one you've told that story in the podcast before it was a long time ago if you want to tell it again but that was horrible that was a good one i was doing scare pewdiepie i don't know what's wrong with me they gave me an ear they call it an ear bug so the producer can talk to you somehow i get this [ __ ] thing stuck in my ear they put me on a roof okay they put me on a roof by myself there's like this big set and they're getting ready like pewdiepie is supposed to be running out and zombies are chasing after him and i'm supposed to be like yo you got to save me off this roof so put me on the roof i got the earpiece in my ear and i'm literally stuck up there for [ __ ] hours they're not shooting and this earpiece gets stuck in my ear and so i start trying to get it out because it's getting it's irritating me a little bit i'm trying to get it out and every time i try to get out it goes in more and more and i start like doing like this trying to get it out it starts to hurt i'm up there panicking nobody there's nobody around me there's nobody talk to me i'm up on this roof panicking with this ear wig earbud or whatever you call it earwig right dan yeah here we and i'm just picking it and picking it and picking and picking and it's getting worse worse and we're closer dude it's getting so painful and then i actually what happened was i was trying to tear it out i broke it in half and i was just trying to get it out there by myself tearing at my ear i've broken the piece now there's no sound coming out of it and i'm trying to tear it out so now i've got a laugh and i'm like oh the sound guy can hear me the sound guy's listening to me the whole time going [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] and i start going sound guy if you can hear me i need help i was like i have an emergency sound guy i need help this earwick stuck and it hurts a lot and i just i really need help no help comes i was like okay this guy this guy can't hear me so they're getting ready to shoot and um i'm like yo guys listen i need help so they bring me down from the roof after being up for two years two hours freaking out they bring in the paramedic with pliers that supply it out of my ear and i see the sound guy and i'm like bro what's going on didn't you hear me crying for help he's like yeah i heard you he's like that's not my job he's like i was like you [ __ ] that's that sounds like a lot of sound guys there was a pyrotechnic guy he was setting a pyrotechnics in front of me like down right below me i was like yo can you call for help i need help and he's like that's not my job nobody will help me yeah what's happening hey well we messaged him and because i saw that he's watching and i said you got a story why don't you just zoom in and tell us your story uh yeah i'd love to tell my story i'm also uh sitting here and judging dan's uh sound by word yeah i know well listen i i you have years of experience at this point compared to me um my story um those these stories were great they were cracking um my story is very awkward and cringe and it involves a teacher you didn't it's not [ __ ] on the lawn no i'm proud of that one right now i'm very proud um involves uh my senior year of high school on graduation day a teacher of mine who was like a mentor to me and it was right in front of my family and a bunch of other teachers and he was giving me a hug and it was one of those weird awkward side hugs where my arm accidentally grazed his dick and it was in front of a whole bunch of people and it was just such a cringey [ __ ] moment well how did people know you grazed the dick that usually just happened it was just so obvious it was just this weird like my hand touched like everybody was like zach touched his dick i mean how would they even think about it well no i in my mind i felt it i mean everybody was looking at the teacher what did the teachers respond it was an unsaid just like get the [ __ ] out of your moment like did he know you know what said what's up do you think he thinks you grabbed him it could be did you grab him the dude was my mentor like i'm like it was the most awkward [ __ ] cringe thing of my life oh my god you got a good feel for his junk though like it sounds like you took a good scoop at it it was it was a great it wasn't as it was a craze because i've grave i've grazed men's junk really doesn't sound like that yeah it wasn't that humiliating i mean accidents happen in my mind it was cringe and like i still cringe thinking about that and every time or anytime i hear the dude's name i'm like there's i think it says something interesting about you that you're grazing a man's junk because like a well i think it was just the scenario that was in front of like everybody and like it was the last day of high school on graduation let me just get a let me just understand here i mean everything at high school is like extra time embarrassing you know i'm just trying to understand the situation so he's face so here's the audience in front of me and he's standing like this yeah and then if eli comes and hugs me from the side so you hug me from the side and then how did your hand grip yeah it was right like that it accidentally like just grazed caught was she a tall guy uh he was shorter than me so you come in for the hug and then her she comes in for the hook from the side and her hand grazes right over yeah it doesn't seem that bad to me zach it's cringe in my mind dude i i still cringe in it was he still your mentor after i think he was a little more than my mentor after that giving you a tour of his manhood it was very uncomfortable did anyone in the audience comment like yo you grazed his [ __ ] uh no no nobody even knew this happened no but i knew it happened oh i feel like i'm having a heart attack right now what i swear to god i feel like my left side of my chest just seized with pain are you clenching i've passed what does clenching mean like what you said that you were doing no my [ __ ] was not clenching at that moment thanks for asking i want to say i do that too i do quench my [ __ ] you do yeah why do you do that yeah why do you do that i mean maybe it's like a tick or i don't know it's like a like erase your blood pressure um not necessarily it's just kind of a it's like a uh it's a kegel like you said well ethan has an excuse zach i'm not sure i'm understanding why you clinch your [ __ ] sometimes you know you you go up and down dude i don't know i don't know i don't i'm weird dude i don't know joker brain thank you zach feel better okay buddy guys dan i'm watching you thanks for checking it out feel better better thank you just doesn't seem that bad i do think it's interesting of to analyze zach's psych i mean i've grazed [ __ ] you didn't move on you just like you're like okay that happened let's just move on you don't hold on i mean to me the pooping on the lawn is way worse that's way worse that told a story when you had to make a diarrhea and you just pulled onto some anonymous person's house and [ __ ] that's way worse than grazing a dick way worse oh so i have this story it's probably the most embarrassed i've ever been in my whole life really and i don't i don't know if it will hit for you guys as hard as it hit for me but i'll tell the story regardless sean sean good friend you got a long long time viewers will know sean uh we grew up we were like best buds growing up we lived close to each other i we were all close with our families i knew his family his mom and dad and his sister were all really close and one day i would cruise up to his house like every day during summer walk in through a side gate and in his backyard and then go up to his room and hang out so one day i cruise up i go in the backyard and his dad is in the backyard sunbathing he's like in just swim trunks he's just chilling he doesn't have a shirt on but what shocked me about it is just that his dad had this it's ironic for me to say this now but he had like a huge belly okay and it just surprised me because he doesn't he's like really fit he's like a contractor he does physical work so like he looks like strong and normal but like when i saw him i never seen him with this shirt off and he was like he's he just had this i've never seen a body like that a huge belly and so i go up the stairs i'm like hey brian whatever that's his name i go upstairs to my deshawn's room and i just go up there and i was like i was trying to be funny i guess i was just a douchey little piece of [ __ ] you know back in the day just trying to be funny and i'm like sean your dad is so [ __ ] fat like so mean like so mean you know so mean over the top just unnecessary i was just trying to be funny i was like i can't believe what i just saw he's so [ __ ] cat and then my and then my buddy's looking at me and he's looking at me like making a face that i didn't understand like and i was like i look behind me [ __ ] dad came up right behind me and was listening to me the whole time and i was wanting i wanted to die and the thing is that i actually liked his dad a lot and i was just like ugh so much pain oh man i was like oh brian i was just i don't know i was like you apologize like i just said i was like i'm sorry i think i was just the pain of impact it was like shot by a bullet of emotional pain yeah i was just speechless [Music] that was the most embarrassing embarrassed i've ever been in my life i feel like every time one of us tells a story like brings back some repressed memories yeah it's funny because this is reminding me of a story now tell me but maybe we should just move on now hold on hold on you're just going to tease us like that well it reminds me of the time when uh we were in israel and my sister was like planning i think we were playing like where to go for a restaurant for some birthday and um my sister was planning to go to a restaurant that i didn't want to and then i don't know why i was upset and i was gonna text ethan like my sisters talking kind of [ __ ] about her and i sent it to her and i was like like you said it feels like you shot yourself so well also there's so much pain because it's like it's like why did i say that it's like you would never say to their face you would never say something like that to their face what did she say your sister must have not taken that nicely no but i was like listen i'm sorry i didn't really mean that like that it sounds worse than it is so you probably still remember those texts to this day probably i remember that moment still it was awful what kind of stuff you said like really mean [ __ ] um no but it was like it was just mean i know like when you talk yeah yeah that's bad yeah that hurts that hurts yeah i heard about people who like send like a picture of their dick to like the wrong person that's wild that's there's too much risk in sending taking dick pics bro there's just too much inherent risk yeah you know what i mean there's too much not even once yeah i've never taken a picture of my dick i mean not friend not to send anyone just for your own i mean you know when you're young you're why not i deleted immediately afterwards though immediate deletion all right we got a bunch of good stuff here we have so many funny videos to watch yeah we've already been going for uh 100 minutes oh wow hour four well let's see we've got jail talk i mean leo let's get into these are good stuff by the way do we have the food yeah the food yeah let's bring it here no what about who's gonna be there for another hour and a half you're pregnant you gotta eat we're just gonna munch on burgers while we're doing the show oh my god yes well just be quiet i'm not gonna munch into the mic don't worry you say that yeah every time listen i promise so this i don't know if you guys have been following this okay there's this whole just so i don't know how people are so dumb and operate in this world so there's this conspiracy theory that by getting a covet vaccine yeah you become magnet your and your injection point becomes magnetized well i think it's i i think it's related to the conspiracy theory that there's um a microchip yeah you're getting chipped when you get uh which for some reason why would that make metals i mean there's a magnet in your tracking device like well in some of the video it as we'll see like in some of the videos it's that people take a magnet and stick it to their arm and they're saying you know people go there's a metal under there and therefore but then there's people that are even dumber than that okay that just sticks something that's not magnetic like metal i guess thinking that the chip itself is the thing that's magnetic i mean none of it makes any sense so so anyway this this whole thing is just so dumb because clearly when your arm is sweaty there's going to be a lot of tension surface tension i mean you can pretty much stick anything to your sweaty part really yes there's a lot of surface tension i mean you never tolerate that if you get like a slick like stick to your arms slick little i guess yeah yeah from the grease and stuff right and so anyway here here's this guy who went viral on tick-tock thank you he goes look it sticks to my arm proof that there's a tracking device right and this and this guy's putting a magnet that is like a little magnet by the way it's just it's like use your head what do you want to people you see the injection it's clear liquid you're telling me there's a tracking device in the clear liquid that is enough metal to attract the magnet yeah and meanwhile they're recording the proof of this on their smartphone and uploading it to tiktok like every every step of that is you know a thousand times more invasive to your privacy there's just no need to put a chip in you like we all carry around a tracking device that all hours of the day anyways it's just it's so much so many great videos but none better than this one the guy disproves his own theory on tick tock watch this this is part one i think he goes explain this right you can see that i don't know if you can see the comments maybe not if you're not logged in but the top comment is somebody suggesting the idea for the second video so here's the second video someone says yo do this again but put baby powder that removes the surface tension okay so to prove that this is not my sticky skin i got baby powder that we're gonna put on my arm so it's impossible for it to be sticky now okay and if this sticks i'm going to freak out well it doesn't okay so don't freak out hang on ela that's what he said hang on hang on look at this i would like to issue a public apology you gotta be an idiot oh my god okay i gotta respect the guy who's immediately immediately willing to reassess his dad i agree unlike some of these other people i have a lot of great videos of her here's a woman at city council who's like this is she's like look at the proof of this conspiracy she goes to her city council meeting and she's like what is going on here and what's especially even funny about this presentation is that she's using a key which is made of brass that isn't magnetic at all and using it as proof that that there's some magnetism yes vaccines do you harm people by the way so i just found out something when i was on lunch and i wanted to show it to you we were talking about dr 10 pennies testimony about magnetic vaccine crystals so this is what i found out so i have a key and a bobby pin here explain to me why the key sticks to me it sticks to my neck too that's it it doesn't yeah so if somebody can explain this oh that would be great look at that stick for like once any questions checkmate atheists um when did you like take a shot right you know it's like lady have you tried google i mean what the [ __ ] this is all facebook's problem this is all facebook's fault i guarantee you these people this is all fictional but watch the faces of the people for this is her homie i think explain to me why the key sticks to me she's like oh my god bro but then watch homie in the back here too when the experiment failed she's like this lady is looney tunes yeah so if somebody can explain this that would be great it's not sticking watch him any questions yes can someone explain this i mean literally plenty of people are trying to explain it to you lady there's another woman claiming her arm is magnetized but i like how she goes it sticks to my shoulder and my neck as if her whole body's been magnetized yeah this this covalent vaccine turned me into a x-man here's another magnet this is the arm i've got the thighs are shot in and there it is got him that's where i got the shot guys it's so stupid and here's the magnet on the arm i didn't get the shot you don't figure it out we're tricks we're all [ __ ] you know what at least i got the vaccine kind of impressed by that i was wondering about that i'm surprised how many people unless they're just lying about getting the vaccine oh but then that would be next level i mean it's possible no because these people really believe what they're saying but they're all i'm sorry but they're all a bunch of freaking yeehaws and don't play that music dan i went down to my clinic i got that covered shot and now i'm magneto zach has everything memorized where this is he's got thousands of sound bites so it takes me a minute to figure out where he's got this stuff stored yeah shout out to that i agree with you at least they got the shot right yeah that's kind of impressive so shout out to them okay you tell me do you think this video is a joke either there was some debate but there's something before i showed you she turned off the comments and i examined the rest of her tick tock account and it there's no evidence of any of this being a parody she's a christian wifey which also i think is like she's into like gender traditional gender roles and all this stuff trad wife is like turner do you call it no trad yeah but because i've seen a lot of tick tocks like this that are jokes but maybe this is the one that's real i'm a non-tried wife you are definitely not a trad wife trad as [ __ ] as you'll see all right so so let's watch here's how i start my husband's husband's day off right i start by writing down three reasons why i love him oh god then i fill up his water bottle to make sure he's hydrated next i start on his green protein smoothie make sure he has good nutrients for the day can't forget about the aloe vera juice for his gut health the most important part to have good energy would be iced coffee with some almond milk once i'm finished with all of that i start on the cleaning process because of course who likes to wake up to a dirty kitchen not me before i wake him i put on some christian music and then i gently wake him up with a little hand squeeze here's how i start my husband's day off right let's start by writing down three reasons why i love him i think it's serious unfortunately long-term psychotic though imagine okay like something wrong is going to happen in that house yo who wants to wake up like let's banana analysis he's hydrated waterfall on his green protein make sure he has good nutrients for the day can't breathe aloe vera juice cool breakfast i mean breakfast the most important part to have energy i'm on board you know once i'm finished with all this this is where [ __ ] goes sideways the cleaning process because of course who likes to wake up to a dirty not me get cleaning woman before i wake him i put on some christmas i miss the best and then i gently wake him up this [ __ ] is psychotic this is so psychotic gently squeeze his hand notice how he squeezed mine back dude your husband is a ch is a literal a child squeeze my hand gently mommy is like a real man do you think a real man should set his alarm clock and not wait for his wife to gently squeeze his hand in the morning what is he convalescent he's in like a convalescent home and he needs he needs a white board of uh car here's how we start my husband's day off this part is psychotic three reasons why i love you because here wait wait i want to read this you show love merry and compassion to everyone everywhere you meet he's like yeah listen honey i don't really give you got to stop doing that you put others happiness before your own hey honey uh you squeezing my hand a little too hard yesterday morning um can you just a little lighter please on the hand squeeze it was a little rude awakening she probably googles this like things i love about my husband here's one you are unapologetically you goofy as can be okay goofy i mean not such a compliment so if they have a day where they kind of fight or something then the reason it's gonna change like you're strong he beats her up you're strong i don't know these people are not right then i fill up his water bottle to make sure he's hydrated next i start on his green i like some of these though ela make it i'm just saying if you want to make me like coffee and smoothie and [ __ ] in the morning that'd be dope gently i'm going to make you up next time i wake up before i'm going to gently squeeze your hand [Laughter] seems like a creepy way to wake up gently squeeze his neck a little more a little more it wasn't waking up dude there's so many great videos this week here's another one it's true love when you're walking home from you're from your one-night stand and he gave you peppa spray to protect yourself teeth oh my god oh giving her pepper spray and wishing her luck that's pretty that is pretty alpha i wonder what that christian husband would have done eddie bravo dude this i i don't know if you guys are going to find it as funny as me but i could not stop laughing at this this guy eddie bravo who's that what's the story with this guy dan cause i'm not really familiar uh he's a frequent uh guest on joe rogan's show he's really into conspiracy theories and stuff i think he was originally a ufc fighter yeah martial arts instructor right currently i believe he was uh an mma or something alone and we should just note as you can probably tell from the studio that they're in this is an ultra clip but i don't know it's still funny as [ __ ] so watch how he just dude oh god bro like do you know that uh eight hundred thousand two thousand to a million kids get kidnapped a year do you know that is that real i don't know look it up i don't know why would you read that i don't know i mean somewhere online i don't know if it's true i've never seen someone crumble so fast why'd you say it then but he says it's so confident yeah he's like almost he's like upset about it too and he's like did you know that did you know wait and he's not a comedian no no he's a 100 serious right eight hundred thousands that's like a comedian moment do like did you know that most men sleep with like 10 000 women in their life really i don't know look it up i don't know it's just not as funny as him yeah let's get kidnapped a year do you know that is that real i don't know look at him where'd you read that i've never heard him i think that's something i don't know it's true do you know that uh 800 000 i mean joe rogan going to fight once about his conspiracy theories it was pretty funny is that real i don't know look it look up up why'd you say it then this guy is tripping on tick tock super deep like deep christian guy this whole tick tock is about giving praise to the almighty but he takes it way too far this good watch this if you don't tell people about jesus either you don't believe in him or you hate everyone around you see to believe in hell and not warn somebody about it makes me question if you know about it if you know the person who talks about it how much do you have to hate the people around you to say nothing about hell you have the key to heaven you have the path you have the map and you're willing to stay quiet so either you don't believe in jesus or you just hate everyone else around you bro don't forget this whole concept doesn't make sense just maybe or just maybe both i would gladly spend eternity in hell than share the same space as this guy for eternity you know what you mean every single one of his videos he's crying like his eyes are like bloodshot from crying i will gladly spend my life in hell fire than than listen to this [ __ ] guy how does he go on with his life he's just like terrified the whole time he's got to tell everyone like that's crazy this guy's ready to start a cold this guy's like one breakup away from like a starting local where he like impregnates a bunch of underage girls and [ __ ] can i just make a comment a quick comment about eddie bravo he i guess he is a comedian but he was being 100 serious in that moment oh he's for the record he does do stand up but he's known for being a conspiracy theorist and a martial artist first like yeah i think everybody who hangs out with joe rogan decides like i'll go do a stand-up comedian i mean i think it would be funny to be a comedian well like he was funny like i'm a comedian i don't know am i a comedian you're clown you're a funny you're an israeli clown who called you that yeah am i comedian you guys yes oh you think so of course it's hard to tell because you don't do like stand up for example well dan's a professional hater i don't know if he has disqualified nice plane well what is dante no yeah you're a comedian oh my god you don't have to do stan you're not a stand-up comedian oh my god you guys think about that you're a sit-down community yeah sit down down there oh my goodness you know you sit down working when you do comedy for a living i would say that qualifies you thank you so much that's so meaningful to me because i don't want to be like eddie bravo and be like i'm a comedian yeah yeah yeah weird when you're like on youtube you feel like you can't claim any title you're a sigma comedian you make your own lane here's another one from this guy which god are you serving you though get this gods on golden statues sometimes gods could be uh [Music] i just pierced through this phone this god of yours but get this you you pierce through my god too my my god you pierce through him and he he still loves you the only god that can ever give you satisfaction you pierced him maybe it's time you toss away things that aren't giving you satisfaction like fake phony rich from a guy who's got like 100 bracelets on dude obviously cares about material possessions with so many bracelets what is it about wearing lots of bracelets it's just it's it's the telltale it's a universal signifier that has bracelets like that a bunch of them on their wrist there ain't something there's a screw loose and if i smash my phone how do i watch his tick tock right yeah right good point why is he on tick tock that's a mega good point why are you on tv these gods these idols that give you no worth and start worshiping the one god who does the true god who is pierced for you if you really unpack what he's saying there's one god true god everyone else is going to hell and dying yeah it's like okay bracelet boy why can't we take a [ __ ] break bracelet boy go take a walk in all these videos it has like friday the 13th music playing yeah right for some reasons why all of his videos are like it's pretty amazing yeah you want proof of god no okay fine look around you look at the ocean look at the fish in the ocean look at the trees look at the birds in the trees look at the stars look at a baby being born look at the sunset look in the mirror we can't put god in a test tube but we can look around us you know deep down inside this is not an accident there's no way the proof of god is all around you you just don't really want to believe that he's real because if he is oh if god's real that means it's not looking too good for you okay but god loves you so much he gave you a way out a way out from his wrath so he sent his only son jesus to die this is like the wally tic hog it's way too long [Laughter] jesus replaced you with god you want proof of god okay look around you look at the ocean look around look around proof look up do you want your phone look around look around you look at this burger i'm eating meat tomato lettuce how could this have happened at pugs freakish animals made by humans by the way look at the fish in the ocean you want to watch more of his i have a phone here that's been pierced straight straight through check out my last video but but get this there's another man who was pierced for you a man named jesus christ oh wow see you have sinned you have fallen short from the glory of god get it this way imagine if i key my neighbor's car right i run his track right right through the paint it's not that big of a deal yeah same thing maybe someone will catch me what if i go to a chevy dealership now i'm in federal trouble now if i go to a ferrari dealership what is he where i'm going you have scratched the car of a holy god you have fallen short of jesus you're not a good person but god was pierced for you so you wouldn't be and now you're gonna spend eternity with him in heaven crazy the christians to go like jesus died for your sins they're basically it's like i can do anything i can do any heinous crime imaginable as long as i accept jesus we got to put up we we need some kind of barrier to be like not you you know what i mean like jesus got to lower his standards i don't buy this [ __ ] look at what goes on in the church the worst of the worst that goes on the church at any say you know what goes on there we need a barrier where jesus is like not you you you not you i don't like this you can do anything you want because jesus died for you not you because jesus died for you i know what you did not you he's dude and he's not trolling guy right oh no no people are no this guy's the real deal yeah um but there are some christians in the chat saying it's hard to watch as a christian yeah i know of course i mean this guy's just on the loony yeah yeah um watch this one bro again elected official i'll let it speak for itself first service and maybe give me a little more volume damn oh wait it's not turned up no it's going to be through i understand so this is um congressman louie gohmert listen to his solution to global warming from what's been testified to the forest service and the blm you want very much to work on the issue of climate change i was informed by the immediate past director of nasa that they have found that the moon's orbit is changing slightly and so is the earth's orbit around the sun we know there's been uh significant solar flare activity um and so is there anything that the national forest service or blm can do to change the course of the moon's orbit or the earth's orbit around the sun obviously that would have profound effects on our climate um what i would have to follow up with you on that one mr gohmert yeah well if you figure out a way that you in the uh forest service can make that change i'd like to know uh also just to uh can we this guy should not be this is not okay that someone this dumb is holding office the dude asked someone from the forest management service not even like nasa she literally is in forest management if we could just change the orbit of the earth around the sun this guy is a congressman also let me guess republican right yes oh you guys see what's going on i'm not crazy the dumbest people are republicans every time that's like a that's like a a that is a empirical fact i don't mean to be partisan here but i'm just saying i'm just calling it like i see it this is an empirical fact i feel like only a republic republican congress person could ask a force official we could just change the orbit of the earth can you guess which state oh let me let me guess three florida texas yes yeah my other next one was gonna be arizona i would have done like alabama before arizona to be fair no air zone is the looniest one there's you guys have been recounting for like 10 years already well that's fine yeah come on now me down here texas have benefited greatly from the public education system boy i'm a good old texas boy i don't get no vaccines yeehaw and no state taxes come on down now to texas no liberals though now you're here not that come on down to texas we got no taxes and no queers we kicked them all out of the state no good it's different i can't find the i can't find the uh music so i'm just playing whatever now what i learned in school was that you could change the orbit of the earth to fix climate change come on now this he felt like he was really doing something too reminds me of when trump was like has anyone thought about injecting bleach this is a good idea that nobody's thought about yet now the scientists take this and do something with it this guy's like has anybody thought about changing the orbit of earth now take that scientist and make it happen yeehaw down here in texas we learned science and math did you know that the earth is only 6 000 years old that's what it says in the bible six thousand years did you know that bill gates hides dinosaur bones in the earth to try to trick us to think the earth is older than it is we found it what found it you found what the music oh thank you oh did you know that dinosaur mates were made in a factory by bill gates to convince us that the earth is older than six thousand years old what's wrong with global warming just move the earth a little further from the sun [Music] come on now i put one back seat in my arm and now i am magneto not so bad damn we got people i can't do what you're trying to do but people just go hey come on you guys people are trying to listen [Music] i took one shot of that fighter and now i can control metal with my mind someone explained this i just won the biggest suey competition with my mind i picked up a pig with the iron in its blood and i moved it in the air after i got the pfizer explain that [Music] as a texan why do you hurt me ethan oh stop you know your state is [ __ ] up might love you we love texans you know what i'm saying there's just a little extra yeehaw in texas you know what i'm talking about austin texas is cool right that's what i hear i just got the fizer so i'm going to move the iron at the center of the earth to move it away further from the sun whoa the year is 2021. everybody has now magnetic superpowers after getting the visor vaccine they can move metal with their mind and world is that chaos there are battling factions now moving giant pieces of metal weapons skyscrapers here's the brew oh the covet vaccine has changed the world as we know it he's playing like this wars are shooting armies are shooting bullets at each other with their minds the world is no longer the same as it was no no no the years 2024 everybody has supercharged magnetic energies men texas says texas has seceded from the nation using super magnetic power they float in the center of the gulf of mexico covered by a giant metal barrier cubanon was real the whole time a group of hugh sheamus hold up a metal barrier around the state of texas to shield it from the outside world which has crumbled into chaos splash cut to inside texas the president of texas speaks we didn't get them damn covenant shots now boy oh my god the world has totally changed people now want as much coving shots as possible because it increases their magnetic superpowers the president of texas has gotten 10 000 shots of pfizer and he can control all metal in the world with his mind only the president of texas launches spaceships into space using only his mind all right you can cut it all right got it please save me from this hell [Laughter] oh you know what it is wait hold on give me the sci-fi music again uh this the president of texas and all the followers who got pfizer now have magnetic powers those who got moderna have broken away in the state of florida and they could control lightning with their eyes it has mutated their dna and they've become super humid everybody's hoarding backs covered vaccines in new york it's the jonathan johnson it gives them the power to manipulate air itself the warring factions is called the war of the covet shots cubanon was right trump has reassumed his position as president the election was totally fraud and trump was right the whole time there are those superhumans that have got jj moderna and pfizer and control all the elements they are known as the super squad i am part of the super squad i control all the elements i'm on a secret mission to assassinate no let's not talk about assassination it's true though man don't be surprised if you start seeing magnetic superheroes if we could just change the orbit of the earth we could so we could fix we could fix global warming my name's louis gomer and i figured out how to fix global warming just change the orbit of the earth i'm running for congressman for the great state of texas i could change the orbit of the earth i you just tell the scientists and we move the earth further from the sun i have solved global warming i have figured out how to stop the polar ice from melting i am bringing out a bunch of refrigerators and going to open them into the earth and cool the south pole my name is louis gomer and i'm fixing the soap the polar caps effects on our climate i would have to follow up with you on that one mr gomer the moon's orbit or the earth's orbit around the sun obviously that would have profound effects that would have profound effects if we could move the earth clip further from the sun my name is louis gomer and i am an elected congressman from the great state of texas if we could just scoop out iron from the center of the earth someone says can what accent is this now if we could just scoop out iron from the center of the earth we could build the biggest we could build we could have all the iron we want i am this guy's such a [ __ ] idiot how do we tolerate this more only idiots could elect such an idiot you know what i mean anyone with a [ __ ] working brain would be like this guy is so dumb you could understand how [ __ ] we are moving on global warming is not an issue so when the chat said is straight up patrick telling everyone to move bikini bottom it's so stupid right yeah this shit's pretty funny shout out to her family more tick tocks off the rails i don't know what she's trying to do but she gets stuck oh really and i feel so anxious watching her like oh just circulation to my feet i feel so anxious just move your leg out please she's got a solution though she's gonna slowly low i don't think she's stuck no she is she said it's a circulation of my feet oh well now she is stuck look at her legs love her though great attitude [Music] if we could just i have a solution if we could just travel back in time and bring technology back with us we could just invent solar energy before we farmed the gasoline yo this meme is so prolific on tick tock lately have you guys seen that you're not that guy pal no i don't think so so it's like well here i'll play for you you're not that guy pal trust me you're not that guy absolutely if you're not wait can we find the original uh this isn't this guy was trying to um i guess they're having a confrontation at the self checkout at ralph's where it all goes down and he's like are you going to try something you're not that guy pal trust me and he says are you he says absolutely so now all the time it's just become a really great meme where it's like any time someone tries to bounce and pierpong yeah pal trust me you're not that guy okay or the one i saw recently like when you try to pick my main and smash against me absolutely you're not that guy pal trust me you're not that guy okay okay he reminds me of brian regan you know that stand-up comedian yeah so brian regan the uh the originals and the discord here here it is i love this love it oh how's that how's that how's that [ __ ] such a great voice don't tell me what the [ __ ] to do how's that pal i didn't tell you you did you said don't talk to people who you don't know i'll talk to whoever the [ __ ] i want to know never mind how's that bill never mind i did tell him not to talk to you that's right so use your [ __ ] head if you know how understood okay you little pimply little [ __ ] you guys got such a great voice that sounds good to me there's something to leave i'm checking out sir this guy's an anti-vaxxer for sure by the way i just put that out there ring out if you guys if you could take you're not that guy pal trust me you're not that guy absolutely you're going to get arrested for this wrestling for doing what just like a pimple on the left somebody says something and you don't like it and you don't like it right is that what it is you little pimp can you hold the camera while i check i'll leave the store [ __ ] you where you blew your plow right where you breathed for [ __ ] biden and suck right here oh yeah i made a bite i knew it you're not that guy it's just turned into such a great meme here here's another one when dan tries to do the sound bites and zach this is zach's take on dan trying to do the soundbite pal trust [Laughter] i don't believe that you guys have any other captions for this you want to throw out there guy pal trust me you're not that guy okay yeah you absolutely i love that yeah no i guess we could have grabbed some more oh let's do jail talk let's move it along jail talk is really important to me okay so this was the one i saw this on my feed and it just was so endlessly fascinating to me and by the way it has 3 million likes so the views must be insane on it i mean here let me see 10 million views how this is a okay so watch this when you ain't supposed to have your phone but you're not known for following the law this is kind of like i have to say it's kind of heartwarming because this guy kind of like gives me like white supremacy about i don't know but he's just like a gnarly but this is like beautiful race uh relationship right here in jail because like usually they say you're separated by gangs and stuff and i just find this really touching that they're having this beautiful moment here like this through the glass look how happy they are we don't take top we don't take time i love these two guys this is like such a special moment they're sharing is anyone else feeling good come on back me up guys this [Music] this is what martin luther king was talking about i'm not sure maybe not the best everyone loves tick-tock come on nobody's backing me up here this is beautiful i'm not sure i feel what you're feeling yeah i don't it doesn't really seem that beautiful to me now look how happy he is they're both so happy we don't take time 10 million views dude i love tick tock simply for this video alone like where in the world could that video get 10 million views nowhere no nowhere else and it deserves it don't get me wrong a message from my boyfriend from jail yo this [ __ ] is fire a message from my boyfriend in jail about me dressing up [ __ ] i don't wanna leave you baby but i gotta go right now he does his own backup where goes right now right boyfriend in jail about me dressing up [ __ ] i don't wanna leave you baby but i gotta go right now right now right now right now are you sure it's not someone else saying they're right now right now who he's on a phone call in jail about me dressing up who else would be saying it [ __ ] it's definitely gonna leave you baby but i gotta go right now right now right now nobody else is there right it has to be him right now right now when he says go right now he turns too perfectly yeah that guy's a superstar man it's a shame to have that kind of talent locked up you coming to a prison dressed like a hoe right now i love that dude it's so romantic man heartwarming president tries to escape through the toilet um prison talk we out here this is for everyone who keeps telling me to escape through my toilet let's try this instructions unclear please do what this and explain further dude i love these guys i mean dude if i'm in prison i need tick tock nothing getting me through that day man these guys can make a little revenue in there you know get a little that creator fund going oh people are saying it's not him singing what what was that something else somebody dubbed over yeah i'm looking into it right now i'm checking out my phone it's like an audio from something else it feels like when i thought that fart was real but the guy was doing the best this is from the same guy by the way this is pretty funny huge watch this [ __ ] all right this for everybody that keeps asking me how do i charge my phone you take two double a batteries you take a rubber band you take two twisty ties you take a pair of nail clippers you take a piece of a nail clipper you strip the end of the twisty tie and then what you do is you push all that to the side a little bit you take your cord you walk over to the wall and you [ __ ] plug it in just this guy's awesome right prison tick tock rules man that one was that one was really solid okay you want to see what the what kind of food they're making in prison yeah so there's this thing called prison wine which is just bruh i can i can't dude i don't i i'm assuming they don't have alcohol in prison which makes sense i mean right obviously so these guys have figured out ways to make their own foreign [Music] bro look at that bro look at that prison wine look at it oh my god what is that that's the worst thing i've ever seen and it's like chunky does that really get them drunk like these guys know how to ferment like about why the chunks like kombucha because you don't have the right tools to do the filtering and everything they can sneak a phone and they can sneak their filtering tools in damn it i kind of i don't know why prisons are run like pow cams i find that i just i find it disgusting how we treat prisoners like what they run like prisoner of war camps like what the hell it's like come on these are citizens bro let's give them a little humanity how are they going to come out of prison like a well adjusted when they've lived like animals in prison like just the conditions couldn't be worse it's just crazy can't even put a toilet seat on their toilet like come on now there's another prism wine one what'd you say what'd you find it be on the app it is her original sound but it could still be stolen some of the comments do say it is stolen but i can't tell for sure she has a lot of jail tick tocks and some of them are voiced over by like songs right now right now i choose to believe it's real we'll have to do a deep dive another time i gotta go right now right now okay look at this prison wine dude tell me batters up yo just get these guys some beer man this is not a this is just look at this oh it looks like sewage you know what i mean creative now let's get him some beers i'm fine with that here they're cooking french fries we can't get these guys real french fries like i mean come on don't we spend like a shitload of money on prisons can't get them some french fries instant mashed potatoes eggs flour cooking oil doesn't sound that bad actually um someone is saying that it's uh true that you can see from other countries that it works giving giving prisoners more humane yeah obviously if you put them in prison then and then just treat them like [ __ ] total animals without any rights and they're gonna come out not any better than they went in that's for sure some people come out worse you know there's that famous line in shawshank redemption she says i went into prison innocent and i had to go to prison to become a criminal fish patties you all ready for this i'm fascinated by their cooking maybe hit me with the volume dan well like grandma old sam and pat used to make back in the day yeah i chop up onion and green pepper and throw that thing off in there put a little cheese on that bread you know what i'm saying dress it up and oh you see the can i got the grease i got that i got that patty cooking you know like grandma old salmon pack used to make back in the day yeah i chopped up onion and green pepper put a little cheese on that bread you know what i'm saying dress it up dude the american prison system sucks anyway that's about it eh um what is this from kim jail it he sent us some more oh yeah he uh when you mentioned jail talk at the beginning he's like i love jail talking oh he's got some good ones yeah nice turn that up into this just like this i can't hear anything it has this little android and then straight to the a lot of people been asking how we charge our phones lately that's wrong so i'm going to show you got this little tablet charger be on plug that into this just like this has this little end right here and then being straight to them a lot of people have been asking how we talk about phones look at their conditions it's it's it's just it's not it's just [ __ ] up bro these people are not animals they're not freaking i don't know bro i don't know it's just not cool i i really not yeah this this is what a swedish cell looks like from love and i've seen a bunch of documentaries i've seen how people are treated in prison like this is what it should look like this is not luxurious it's humane yeah like you shouldn't have to [ __ ] in like a weird ass [ __ ] this is not luxurious living by any means that's what a prison should look like a display room in ikea which i guess makes sense in swedish yeah this doesn't look nice i don't want to be there it's just a humane [Music] here we have more jail tick tocks from cam now i'm curious i think we actually got to wrap it up oh we do well you guys have to we have to get home for our nanny yeah oh they're making like tick tock sketches this rules when you catch someone stealing from you in prison and he's snatching uh oh somebody caught him yo what's up boom [Laughter] they're having fun why shouldn't they be able to have fun in there you know what i mean like it's just come on somebody in the chat james charles is watching this taking notes i don't get it because he's going to jail and he's on tick tock all the time oh sister shanked yeah james charles should be over there there's no reason james charles shouldn't be able to make tick tocks from jail i'd love to see that jumpsuit and everything see what kind of homemade pallets he can make so how to charge your phone is apparently like a prison meme i don't know oh [ __ ] that's amazing that the guards are like this guy's pulling more more electricity than i do at my house you know but what about wi-fi does just wi-fi well you got 4g if there's like a card in it um a lot of these guys bribe the guards too so yeah that's not helping him out with that oh they're making tick-tock memes bruh this guy's like king of the prison probably he's out there in the yard and everything sister snatched the [ __ ] oh this one has quite a bit of views four hundred thousand love that for him last one just for me this is what james charles this is kind of how i imagine james charles jail tick tock with like the yellow jumpsuit it's orange orange sorry i know it's orange i just oh wow this is like a whole thing man don't ever send me to jail please i didn't do it whatever it was i didn't do it anyway that's about it we're actually out of time even though i have other [ __ ] to talk about was this a fun episode yeah it was oh that's good have fun a lot of people have been saying they loved this episode oh really thank you guys that's great i think the whole crew dynamic the stories were fun um i hope you guys enjoyed our video today we dropped i have another video coming out next week that we already shot that i'm filming about the dream how like you know this this minecrafter dream people allegedly found his identity we don't really know if it's him or not whatever that's not the point the point is about how crazy all these minecraft kids are and i think we made a pretty funny video about it so this is like a video do you see what i'm saying we're expanding the h3 universe podcasts plus content isn't that exciting so like you guys are going to get a more traditional h3 productions video next week on the podcast channel interesting that's kind of my goal moving forward is like now the frenemies is gone is that you know i'm just trying to think like okay we need more like i want to spice it up i want more kind of content so podcasts and content let's go come on it's sucks [Music] it feels so quiet this time i think it must be because zack's gone yeah and dan's not dan's usually yeah yeah dude i'm so tired i'm kind of i'm kind of fading fast here i'm gonna be honest because it's been a long week let's be real and we started really early today because we shot another video which you haven't been hinted at this morning before we started so we've been working all day today yeah for you guys we shot an amazing sketch today that's gonna we're gonna use next week i'm just saying we are working so hard for you guys yeah you guys did great work love you guys you guys did really good work this week you as well okay thank you sir thank you thank you thank you thank you shiva right you're so anyway guys thank you so much for watching thanks for you know it's been a wild week right thanks for tuning in i'm feeling optim i really am feeling optimistic though about the future of the channel i'm feeling motivated i've got like a good vision i got a great team the team makes all the difference i couldn't do it without you guys honestly make it all possible thank you so i'm now i'm feeling optimistic anyway have a great weekend i don't know because we usually we do friend me's on monday slash tuesday so i don't know if we're gonna have anything on monday or tuesday but we're gonna try i think we will oh really maybe the dream video yeah that would be awesome so we might have to actually have this dream video for members on monday and then for public on tuesday yeah i'm really curious how you guys like it really interesting thank you guys thank you thank you thank you for all the support and the love and for being here and supporting us i'm just i'm excited thank you thank you let's go with peace and love peace and love peace and love is a serious message from ethan on friday afternoon peace and love peace and love can i eat your leftovers we'll give it here then you're gonna keep eating yeah okay well what are you waiting for to finish the show we're done go ahead and eat all right take us out thanks everybody you

Channel: H3 Podcast

Views: 2,761,269

Rating: 4.8490825 out of 5

Keywords: h3h3, h3, h3 after dark, h3h3productions, ethan klein, hila klein, ethan and hila, ethan & hila, after dark

Id: uvc-dX0fG3s

Length: 167min 4sec (10024 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 11 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/Alltehham]

Happened to me and my wife. First ultrasound they said twins. Two heartbeats supposedly. Then it went to one the next time around.

[u/Ermpersernd]

That Donkey Kong bongo story killed me.

[u/adamugh]

I was dying at Ethan and Hila’s Greece car story 😭😭

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For Hila's sake, I'm relieved it is just one baby. The toll that a woman's body takes during a twin pregnancy is rough, and with THREE?? that would've been a long nine months.

[u/xoxobaldgurl]

When the fork came in I cracked up

That bit shows how well the crew work together. It turned in to a really great bit

[u/danidevitowhereru]

This was great. The funny stories segment could have gone on the entire time it was so good and fostered all the good feels. I feel like the whole crew was really dedicated to having a good time and cheering eachother up.

Mutant vaccine future was hilarious.

[u/HumicShit]

This ep was a banger! So nice to have a chill episode after that whole mess earlier.

[u/rashicakes]

How many babies?

[u/dogdaleafternoon]

So many funny stories this episode. Especially enjoyed Ian and Sam's edible/Sonic experience.