R. Kelly, Keemstar, My Mom Exposed - H3TV #9

here we are baby it's monday september 27th yes sir uh september 27th boy it's such a boomer thing to say but like can you believe september is already over oh my god every year is just shorter and shorter right every year is so short it's all the spell cuz well you were playing on the boomer thing like you know what is spill kiss bilkis is like yiddish for all it's like [ __ ] oh yeah all the spill kiss yeah okay i'll buy it thank you guys for being here as always you know i'm really happy feeling good this monday uh sponsored by honeystamps.com hello fresh and policy genius boy do we love them thank you you know i'm feeling good i came in late because you know [Applause] theodore stuff and final fantasy stuff i'll be honest too it's like i finished playing at two and i'm like okay i'm gonna go to bed and then theodore always wakes up at two and last night he really he wanted to come into our bedroom and get in the bed with us and then it turns into a whole game for him he's cute though good kid very happy with how the leftovers uh was being was being uh received very happy with that yeah we launched finally the new show with hassan and uh i'm really happy you know i thought it was fun and i'm looking forward to making more episodes i mean there's just so much great content out there from the right wing infosphere i think we covered about 20 percent of our yeah it's like and it was three hours long so and there was one i think we should save it for next week because it's so good but crowders uh steven crowder's take on the black james bond uh yes i was like oh man that was ugh it's so good i'm gonna save it though so yeah we'll talk about that on uh this week's episode but here we are h3 tv we got calls lined up we got buzzers we got everything to talk about if you guys want to call in you can call in at 1 808 is that right hot meme number 808 hot mean people we'll do it live if you want to call in talk about something go ahead but you might get you might get buzzed so i'm warning you with peace and love there was uh don't take it personally we just we need the show must must move forward did you just do a buzzer i didn't hear a sound yeah i didn't hear it either yeah i did i don't know didn't hear it go ahead give it a spies have i lost my privileges there it is uh you lost your sound maybe huh let's see you gotta go i hope you got it okay decided to keep the godfather sound after oh play a lot of debate oh my god you left it in did you yeah it's just trying to bait me now the the minute we ended uh last monday i'm like all right i have the new file and they're like no no keep it keep it zach was genuinely very distressed about it i know i saw him after the show and zach and he was really down and i was like zach it's all good buddy it's just we're just goofs yeah it's just goofs he's a perfectionist what can you say just want to do a good job yeah you do a great job you do a great job thank you i do do you do do a great job so um also a happy exciting announcement h3 movie has been cast this is a post from the subreddit and when our life story is ready to be told i will be played by chris pratt just like mario himself of course chris pratt's the leading man you know we look a lot alike so it makes sense you look a lot like uh sir around like the second season of parks and rec i'll take it dude any any comparison to chris brad i'll take man still a compliment yeah definitely ela played by gaga i love this movie this is totally what hollywood do if they made like hi guys if they made like a biopic they always they take it too damn far it's like all of a sudden i'm a handsome movie star either is a beautiful movie star but gaga for some reason you know ela's like a great singer all of a sudden [Laughter] she's like singing when i die this one i like dan i'm sorry but i you know you say i'm sorry and then i saw people in the comments saying they did dan dirty i [ __ ] love paul gmail i think he's one of the best actors alive i i was not insulted by this at all i think the reason people assume you've done dirty by this is because his role he was a howard's uh producer in private parts and he played the producer he hates that he called pig vomit oh i didn't even make that connection yeah because he looks like a pig and he makes you want to vomit right of course yeah yeah he was great in that movie yeah everything but i i think this is a great role yeah of course ian none other than ryan gosling that that's very highest compliment ever i'm a huge papa goss fan are they oh papagos with peace and love adam scott was a big oversight here don't take this away from me adam scott i'd seen if you guys don't know he's the guy from parks and recs right yeah and i thought that was pretty good but i think yeah i mean ian i'm sorry but this is a miscast no no no no no yeah i'm not sure i'm sorry yeah well i'm chris pratt so he has a massive penis chat is saying you have a better hairline than chris pratt do i you definitely do oh what the [ __ ] [ __ ] look at your receding ass hair he cannot play me find an a-list actor with a good hairline who's out there i mean let's be honest is there an a-list celebrity with a hairline like this george clooney has a good hairline right and good like gray hairs and stuff uh certainly maybe george clooney should play me you know i searched celebrity with the best hairline and it just comes up with celebrities with the best hair transplants it just redirects that's what i'm saying you know uh george lucas uh possibly i just leading man i just googled celebrities with the best hairline and it just came up you so yeah did it really because we need to work on that seo we need to write an article about celebrities with the best hairline so i show up first anyway mcconaughey is pretty strong hairline i'm like i'm just looking through some a-listers doesn't compare to ethan's though i'm not honestly all right fair enough let's get some howdy skill you know yeah we're gonna have to well we'll do some hollywood magic on that hairline because that's way too far back people saying tom cruise yeah that's true tom cruise's hairline for his age tom cruise pretty strong we get some action scenes going in there running really gatsby some intense gatsby shots zach of course played by i don't know his name but he's this dude jason mamoa yeah it's so funny i think it was the first time bobby lee was on he called me a low rent jason momoa that's right he didn't say that that's no compliment it is a compliment yeah even at the low rent it's still a couple yeah yeah yeah i love how this is turning into like a marvel movie uh uh what do you think about pete davidson for you ab uh first time it was a romy what malek you prefer rami malik or uh i prefer ravi malik i think really yeah definitely pete's cooler than romney makes me feel good about my weird ass big eyes where you're i don't you make such a hubble about your eyes your eyes are not that weird maybe it's just my cousins teasing me growing up but i yeah i don't know people think romney's sexy so i'll take it it's a [ __ ] oscar i take pete i take pete apparently people just want to [ __ ] a lot of people in the chat saying mark ruffalo i'm assuming that's another suggestion for the hairline thing because airline's pretty good oh mark ruffalo yeah but he's not a leading man so i can't allow him to play me he's the freaking hulk yeah but yeah it's not the same he's i need a chris pratt a tom cruise okay dude i'm looking up all these they don't compare tom cruise mark ruffalo i'm looking at every every name we're throwing out that's what i'm saying no leading man in all of hollywood has a hairline this good and it's all i've got so you know um this is a great one love i mean uh tom hardy wow is it really that's who you got there we go if you say so i don't see their symptoms i think it said the lips and the lips yeah it's the fat lips for sure thank you for life olivia got cast i don't i have no idea who this is okay so we were talking about it before the show olivia knew who it was and apparently it's just like somebody on season two of like dance moms or something why'd they give her something that's like we're all like where's olivia by the way she's upstairs screaming the phone calls oh right yeah i believe it's teen mom or teen mom she said she just she's getting this one in the team i don't know we could do [ __ ] for her that's an insult definitely and uh the addams family girl i forget her name but come on i mean but that's a great cast for sam max the reach man that's christina the richie the reach what is the reach the reach what does that mean christina ricci is her name oh the reach yeah sam didn't even know who she was and it like that like bro oh well that broke my heart adam's family 20 years ago there it is guys the h3 movie the truth the true story i think george lucas is our guy he's the only one with a good hairline oh interesting he's not an actor can i put something forward about george lucas he's got a weird hairline though like he's got a good hairline but a weird hairline like i don't know man that's pretty [ __ ] strong it's too far down his forehead that's what's tricky about having the good hair line if it's too low it can be a little weird i think this is okay though you like it how does he do it i mean this is unbelievable i'm more interested in his that's why that looks pretty good i'm not going to hate him yeah how does he's not an actor though so it doesn't quite work excuse me he was in revenge of the sith as one some big blue [ __ ] alien oh what's he yeah okay he's flattering he's using the force to keep it this look at this flattering uh caricature of our boy he's got [ __ ] in here his neck his neck fupa is the same size as his face so oddly enough i was looking that up this weekend about his neck fupa and it's rumored that he may have uh some disease that's causing it but oh i don't know i don't know if it's confirmed i was going to say he's not he's got he's got a bigger neckline than the damn [ __ ] great plains of america he kissed his old nasty pig stinking neck what anyway uh vin diesel will play shredder right top comm right there and that that's a good cat definitely yeah talk to me baby the rock as alfredo yeah shaping up to be a pretty interesting film yeah and then there was a follow-up that was just posted like an hour or two ago that has some good stuff as well yeah the supporting test some people that were left out where it's right under that oh right got it let's see oh no more okay okay all right oh wow the whole h3 universe keanu reeves cameron very nice yeah i love keanu as just like a secondary character in our blockbusters that's just how big it is my mom is played by yo this lady has got more drip than [ __ ] lil wayne it's diane keaton the kids dude the kids is this from a movie what's with the drip no i think she's just at a note ward something it's the kids dude my dad is played by you know stephen king of course this is a really good cast it's hard it's ryan cavanaugh played by harvey weinstein right or vice versa i'm actually not sure what they're trying to indicate there but keemstar played by charlie day you know what maybe we should play keemstar by r kelly i know like it's the he's keemstar is not black although he does say he's 10 black well unfortunately as of like an hour ago i don't think archaic is going to be available well listen i don't think harvey weinstein's available either good point good point i got crowder yeah i think we're gonna have a hard time casting crowd or nobody's gonna play that role james gordon you don't think he'd take cats he'll take anything take anything humber dean bro hassan is being played by this meatloaf from star wars adam driver ben swolo oh this is good trisha by danny devito i don't hate that i mean there's some logic there might be the best casting in this whole thing there's some logic to that you know matt hoss played by this guy whoever that is okay we love it thank you thank you fun little thought experiment there yep you know i saw a video of grand rising or uh there's no such thing as a coincidence guy called into the show friend of the show william knight and man he's stepping up his [ __ ] boy because i noticed his views were kind of dipping a little bit i think the shtick was wearing off a little bit and the problem too is that he was i think he's trying too hard to go mainstream and he's kind of giving up on the stuff that we all love him for like mermaids and he doesn't talk about merman anymore and and and that's just not that's just not going to get him far merman erasure it's [ __ ] up um h3 movie here's chris pratt with my hairline let's see what do you guys think scary looking way better and they should make him like mario oh he's a little thicker he's got my shirt on interesting [Laughter] okay i can see it sure fantastic so anyway grand rising he's so cool he is chris pratt as mario man but anyway um here his is his latest video and i'm like this [ __ ] is back on his [ __ ] as most of you know words cast spells everything you write say and think those look pretty good too like that's how high budget whenever you sign your name on something you are energetically binding a part of yourself to that document like a horcrux use this knowledge to your advantage whenever you're doing manifesting activities like creating a vision board or scripting sign your name at the bottom if you use affirmations use your name this will alert your subconscious mind that whatever you're saying is true and about you try it in the comments yeah where do you get wings like that with your name in it william knight loves to seem to be sprouting from his shoulder blades and i think those are real right download my app grand rising territory look at the top comment after me yeah he's in his final boss form that's absolutely right it's like the the phase two with final fantasy boss right i didn't wake up yeah but those wings are disturbingly real like where do you get those bruh someone googled that [ __ ] well they look pretty good i think they're real okay as most of you know words cast i i wasn't able to oh oh this was just spliced in okay let's watch it [Music] okay i'm out no i think it just it's just tick tock actually wanted to go to his um page because oh here he has more more wings oh a dog okay interesting it is no coincidence that dog spilled backwards is god you see canine angels wow he really went there huh i can't believe it he really unlocked i've never noticed that before also what's interesting about that is that it's true for all languages all languages dog is god backwards that's how you know it's real yeah it's right right like how do you say dog in spanish there's no [ __ ] that came out with that [ __ ] i mean i thought thought it was that but i didn't want to be wrong so i was i was scared so pero backwards is orep which means god in spanish everybody knows that there's no such thing as the coincidence in arabic is kelp so here let's let's get on with that though we're sent to planet earth to help raise its frequency i believe dogs are humans actually understand patience forgiveness and unconditional love three characteristics of god's valid consciousness i believe i actually agree we should all attain to achieve affirm this the god-living energy that i radiate comes back to me tenfold it is no coincidence yeah i i'm actually okay we found the wings this is it is that it um it looks pretty similar plasticky like his were actually more genuine feather don't you agree it looks that one looks more like a cape all right i mean i've been trying to tell you that real but you you seem to be blowing past that no i'm not i mean i acknowledge it i just commented on all angles words you think that's it i mean it looks pretty similar it's 380 i mean that's that's not bad for sure it's a request to the universe [Music] okay well we have to consider the fact that they are real as well you know let's not blow him out entirely wake up um 380 huh might need to get me a pair of that to be honest i think i might need a pair of those bro i adding to cart now yeah add to cart please here's another grand rising when did you lose your excitement about life when did you stop dancing today's message yeah there's straight up cultists in the background brah to your childlike perspective get excited we got people on robes the peeling back in the trees the more you focus on the little miracles the more you attract the bigger ones wait does he like a baby that's a baby go back to your child-like perspective with that kid dude well yeah he's definitely gonna sacrifice it for for good for good vibes where are you getting these kids [Music] you know it no longer matters at all what he's saying it's all just about the environment that's all that matters in his videos now that's what makes him pop off it's like this crazy scenario like let's see well he got so much attention for the one with the jogger uh getting scared or whatever maybe he realized that you need these little easter eggs absolutely here this one is three million let's see what happens yep there is no such thing as kneeling in the background the fact that you're watching this video means you are energetically aligned with me and this with me and this baby i'm about to dig a hole for your depression is a result of unmonitored thoughts and overthinking a psychological fact bro are you sure you want to be putting that out there you got credentials to be putting forward that kind of [ __ ] confirm this today i choose to be happy for no reason a positive mindset likes all of my thoughts memories and experiences his eyes are so white it's pretty amazing there is no such thing as a coincidence he's doing filters on his eyes how are they so white i'll stop this oh god oh my god oh my god what is happening i gotta get out of here gotta get out of here he does have he does have really intense eyes i don't i don't think it is a filter maybe maybe contacts for the virus oh you know what i think when you i've heard this um when you drain the blood of a baby you can use it like eye droppers in your eyes you hear that music coming in there's no such thing as a dead baby gun to waste he does have his own filter on instagram i don't know if he's using it but i think he said on our podcast that he used to filter if i remember oh he has a white eye filter that's a relief no it's more like a gold twilight eye there's no such thing as a coincidence the fact that you're watching this video right now means that you will be eating mexican food tonight nachos to be specific how many people are going to get stuff like i'm actually energetically aligning myself the fact that you're watching this right now means that you will get nachos with shredded chicken cheese guacamole sour cream beans and salsa there's no such thing as a coincidence [Music] oh wake up the fact that you're watching this right now means that it's monday september 27th there's no such thing as a coincidence no actually that's not true you might be watching this tomorrow should we watch more grand rising pretty captivated by him real quick somebody donated a hundred and fifty dollars oh my goodness thank you said towards that three million dollar bunkle bunk bunker oh my goodness goodness thank you so much eat your heart out yeah i am i am way down is going to take me so long to recoup though from that set yeah we're going to be here for i don't think i'll take it from that set i'm never going to recover financially from this um somebody else donated 20 bucks and said i'm dead broke but really this cast makes me happy i guess some reference to the commercial donation cass 20 bucks dude if you're depressed yeah i'm rich as [ __ ] you know that i'm rich we appreciate it and i don't want to make it sound like we're not going to first of all thank you for the thought i appreciate it i do but i just want to tell everyone like you know i'm rich i don't need the money like it's nice and i appreciate it it's but like seriously take care of yourself yeah come on the show is free just watch the ads that's it peace and love [Applause] but thank you i mean i do thank you so much i really do appreciate it thank you um let's see if there's one more we can get here that's good dude you got to put the babies away though you can't be using babies as props in your videos somebody's kid man this one has six million damn what am i missing out on roll it with all this talk about the screaming oh and my lack of reaction you're probably wondering what happened to the woman and why did i choose to upload it a wise man once said the major problem of life is learning how to deal with costly interruptions today's message who said that google that i don't know who said that you'd be like adolf hitler you never know i'm not i'm just saying here it is probably one of these things where he's quoting himself a wise man once said the problem is somebody's got on that oh no no dude interrupt it tell me what who said it well that's not what i'm annoying he's googling i'm just i gotta tell you i gotta warn you what the [ __ ] we're in the same forest we're in the grand rising forest rising from the swamp no such thing as a coincidence oh no we're in the grand rising forest [ __ ] i'm saying mlk said that oh okay okay we like okay not adolf hitler we stand up i'm okay i mean i'm okay i almost said hate off but do not stand up we do not stand [Music] wow wow wow wow wow wow we yes so anyway moving on our kelly is going to prison who's surprised i mean these courtroom drawings are pretty epic hasn't he how long has he already been in jail for like a year or two yeah that means he's going to get out of jail though only 10 years he can be out like we'll tend to life tend to life i mean he has they haven't sentenced him yet oh yeah no he was just found guilty the sentencing will happen in a few weeks got it yeah i remember one of the prosecutors said or i saw this quote they said it's one of the worst cases of trafficking i've ever seen or whatever so i don't have a fault i tried it as a racketeering case which i guess is was a very unconventional way to pass [Laughter] [Music] do you have your passports did you get your shots [Music] [Music] you think anyone's gonna be doing conjugal visits for our kelly i hope they don't allow that you know that there's gonna be people coming in for it though not all states do that from what i understand what the [ __ ] actually is a conjugal visit like is what it sounds like is it the visit for the purpose of having sex with your spouse to visit with your spouse and pride in private and so i mean that happened yeah do not come i don't see any reason why prisoners shouldn't be allowed to have be intimate with their yeah i only said he shouldn't because he's a sex criminal he's an insane sex criminal no i'm not opposed to that being allowed every week every week a new young girl coming and calling him daddy for a conjugal vision hi i'm dick tip by the way this [ __ ] was arrested new york so it's in new york right he was on trial in new york or was it in chicago anyways california connecticut new york and washington are the only four states that allow conjugal visits which which states california connecticut new york and washington so most states don't honestly in my opinion all i think well yeah maybe there's an exception for sex criminals but like obviously you have to someone has to want to come there and be with you but like um it's this a lot disallowing prisoners are people i mean you know it's it's insane how prisoners in america are treated you know right no i i agree but anyway actually and in fact because it says in the united states there it's just like a few hours i'm seeing really quick in a lot of other countries it's um significantly more than that in france inmates are permitted control visits visits last up to 72 hours and take place in a mini apartment consisting of two small rooms a kitchen and dining area whoa i want that for myself now i'm not even prisoner that sounds nice 69. they could provide supplies such as soap condoms lubricant bed linens and towels 72-hour well it's cited oh it is cited because i was reading off the wikipedia page for conjugal visits but i decided from the bbc news i believe it you know if you go to europe scandinavia in particular i've seen shout out to love still recovering from the [ __ ] oh yeah throat's still [ __ ] up there's just so much mucus backed up there what were you saying dan oh just yeah those swedish prisons are nicer than my apartment well that's not true and worse or better i guess finland you don't even have to spend the day there you just have to spend them just check in you literally check in at a certain time at night the thing is i'm i'm actually a huge advocate for the kind of prisons you see in in uh i just they're playing vr prison and this is the first image was a dude playing some vr the truth is that you know you americans if you try to make a point dan thank you sorry the point is that when you take away people's humanity then then then which is what you see in american systems where they're thrown in like sardines they have no privacy they have no uh freedom they are sla they were basically slaves you know they work they work for like 20 cents an hour even today they're not allowed to you know meet with their sp have sex with their spouse and they they are treated like like uh monsters and outcasts and and that's what they become you know a lot of people go to prison and become radicalized the whole point of prison is to re is to rehabilitate people so that should be the goal not to make people feel inhuman people always go um what about like charles manson it's like yeah dude and there's like one charles manson two every million like petty criminals in there so i am a huge uh prison reformist thank you dan go ahead i don't really have anything else to say i'm still reading about the the rules in california says uh uh oh never mind i thought it was saying that um only your legal spouse but i don't think that's oh you could can you like bring a prostitute in oh well i mean i guess you couldn't it's just anybody anyone who chooses to come can be there i'm not sure i read that you're supposed to have been with someone i think for six months at least oh interesting i could so they're not they're they we don't like casual sex we like we like committed relationships only well you know and in prison there's a lot of violent sexual violence too so it's probably good for everybody to get that out but anyway if you go back this is interesting if you show that picture on my screen um james charles was in ethiopia at the same time as our kelly yeah i didn't notice that when we originally watched that video yeah and he he was actually also uh he also did a version of do you have your passports do you have your shot so that's interesting [Laughter] um we are uh at 33 minutes wow flew on by didn't it having too much fun come on all right let me maybe i'll do two and then i'll do another two and 30. sure yeah we like that guys i want to tell you today about honey y'all know what's up me [Music] i'm sorry i yelled at you dude it's okay i was interrupting you no it was rude no you weren't kind of was maybe a little bit but i i i do this shtick where i yell but i'm like trying to be funny but then i just come off as being a dick so i'm sorry thank you shannon shred it i've got thick skin i'm a big boy i can handle it thank you i love you what was that i said i love you oh oh my god we all shop online guys it's honey we've all seen that promo code field at tonsa said check out but thanks to honey manually searching for coupon codes is a thing of the past honey is a free shopping tool that scours the internet for promo codes and 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appreciate it hassan was really nice and we all just meshed really well so yeah good vibes yeah great vibes i think so too very excited about the show um speaking of the leftovers the new show here we've got um dedicated haters already right is this what the um y'all wasted three million dollars on alex jones parody studio for such an awkward podcast lol actually i did not first of all the insinuation that i wasted three million dollars that is money well spent someone says you know it's virtual right i'm sorry i don't know what he's talking about and i love his responses what do you mean virtual they're sitting right there [Music] he's got a point they think that was pricey good thing they don't know how much you paid for that forest yeah this piece of land that we're sitting in right now yeah dude i had to pay i'm like leasing this land from the government yeah um national park yeah good point ian the permitting alone unbelievable to park it no but it's not a green screen i want to make that very clear right it's a real studio no it's very real actually there's a lot of people that were like i saw some really great comments of like um the fact that ethan spent three million oh jesus love just fell on dan being attacked what you doing me you hit me dude it's your problem you did something what the [ __ ] we shot this segment on friday lovebot kept hitting the back of me i don't know if it was intentional or not but that whole segment he was bumping me from behind you all right yeah we just gotta get you back into the wall well does it not stand up on its stand it's on the stand hmm there's something wrong we knew there was something wrong with this thing wait doesn't that happen it was on the kickstand oh yeah i turned the kickstarter you just turned the kickstand off and it seems to be better dude yeah it's it's yeah the thing has seen better days for sure oh yeah for sure yeah yeah um there were some great comments uh i saw trisha stands being like the fact that ethan spent three million dollars on this set and they're like and i know he's getting a better deal than trisha is just proof of misogyny i was like what though pretty great no comment go ahead call man i'm over it i'm not holding my tongue i'm tired of it why shouldn't i be able to let okay i'm not gonna say no it's just because i just i assume that was a fan or a watcher that made that comment and i i don't want to uh disparage them to our dear our dear uh our dear viewers yes yeah he takes that five percent you know what am i should i talk can i talk about trisha one thing i wanted to say about her you guys are all going to veto it i yes i'm under strict orders i'm under borders from my boss from my real boss well i have a real boss too yeah exactly it's that it's not fair that i'm not allowed to talk about her why am i not why the sudden oh i'm gagged like i can't talk about her because it just is i mean she hasn't been talking about you lately has she i don't think so no let's just move move on [Applause] [Laughter] well if you want to know the truth i'm paying hassan five percent more than i was paying tricia oh [ __ ] people are gonna take you seriously i'm not i'm this i'm not i'm just kidding i'm not disclosing anything serious about our uh deal five percent difference is astronomical five percent mean zero let's take a call we got the buzzers and everything let's see yeah somebody yeah there was somebody saying there was a potentially really good one uh here's one about a lawsuit that sounds interesting comedian wants to make me laugh all right you guys he's 17 years old is that the age or is that the number of the caller oh sam said the good one hung up i think it was somebody that knew uh your brother from what i was hearing yeah it was a story about sean but they hung up we missed it let's try this let's try this local comedian okay all right white he's 22 not 17. all right wyatt you know the drill there's buzzers on deck all right how you doing uh i've never called into anything before so i'm kind of nervous but i'm i'm i'm ready okay i'm i want i want to i want to laugh i'm going to get in a good mood all right you want the one minute thing or how much time you need i i just i could do one i don't have a lot i can try i could start off with the story all right that's like my [ __ ] here's the thing we're not we won't put a timer on her but these guys are brutal piranhas on with their fingers on the buzzer so i it's not me just know that okay but i'm gonna i'm i'm on your team wyatt i'm team wyatt here we go so uh i in iowa i used to play in bands a lot i booked this band metro station miley cyrus's brother was in it and i was clipping my bass strings and i uh i'd like the same guitar to have him so he wasn't talking to me at all up to that point he was like inside the building but i guess he thought that i like had his face so he like came up to me and he was like oh what's up i'm trey cyrus and he saw that it was in his face so i was like oh what's up so i shook his hand and i didn't notice that i clipped my fingers um i clipped my finger and i was bleeding and then i shook trey cyrus's hand and i got blood all over his hands my blood interesting yeah so i uh i kind of hoped that that got to miley somehow because that would be really neat or or billy ray can you unpack that last part for me a little bit you want your blood to get on miley cyrus that's the the desired outcome there just a little bit just because it would be like something to laugh sorry hold on hold on somebody hold on i pressed mine look somebody buzzed dance look i was like controversy yeah my shit's flipped too oh really ian hit it wasn't when we tested it right right no hey my [ __ ] here this is ian's button alright i'm gonna go it comes at me i'm gonna go trigger happy then it's flipped i don't hear the guy our [ __ ] is flipped our [ __ ] is flipped right now all right so a b a b buzzy but you're still alive right can you unpack you you get one brother left can you unpack what you mean that you got you got the blood on miley cyrus's brother and and you liked that why i didn't like it i didn't like it i just was like i was you know you're in that situation and it already happened so then it was like well if it's already happened like i kind of hope that miley at least is like shakes his hand or something afterwards okay so you're saying if you're a little bit of your blood would get on miley cyrus that would that would please you that would be a positive outcome for you no no no no no it wouldn't please me it would just it would just make me smile it'd make me laugh it'd be a good bit just so you know it seems like it's pleasing you when you laugh and smile wait wait so so you're your bases your bass player and you were trimming your bass strings or were you changing them i was changing them zach's like you're you're wiping blood on people but yeah hold on well because i've been in the scenario and i know what it's like you're the bass player zack no but i i'm a guitarist and i i know what it's like are you you're questioning if he could get blood if he could cut himself like that kinda yeah so why i was using tin snips i was using tin snips and my finger got in the way because i'm i'm uh i'm dumb what gauge strings do you use jesus jack can i put your hand combs over here type what's that punk band dude i don't even i don't even know what brand of strings it was it's just cheap streams okay i mean pretty gnarly i i don't yeah i don't so later on that night the kid offered me ten dollars for scooter tricks i was hanging out outside the venue and a kid pulled up on a scooter and he was like i'll give you uh if you give me ten dollars i'll do scooter tricks for you did you i'm not gonna do that no no i said no okay very interesting wow he was like 12 13 tops and he like pulled out this bag of weed and he's like well if you don't have like any any money to give me just scooter tricks could you give me something to roll up with and i was like this kid's way too young so i was like no do you bleed on him yeah what's that at what point do you bleed on this small child i i didn't believe on the child i had it i had it taped up by then what blood type he turned to me and then he said because i said you you look pretty young you probably shouldn't be doing that and he looked at me and he said you know what i think and then i was like what and he said i think you're a [ __ ] and he scooted away in a scooter really fast did that comment maybe a weird night yeah that all happened in one night huh did did billy uh did uh the dude notice you bleed it on him or no i saw him look at his hand but i i had walked away are you oh negative why as soon as he went into his into his rv that uh metro station had and washed his hands interesting your life is as an adventure my friend yeah seriously it's all right we got two beepies thanks for sharing we wish you all the best and uh i'm hoping i'm hoping that i am hoping that he didn't wash his hands and that blood was somehow transferred to miley cyrus i really hope that blood got all over her so that uh you're fantastic you can be fulfilled my friend yep dan cut him off he's out oh you you did that's actually good because i have a trouble i have a hard time dropping people so apparently everyone does well i was kind of i was enjoying the ride yeah to be perfect it wasn't that bad well i mean zach was giggling his ass off it was an interesting ride yeah i mean the wasn't necessarily funny but just the um the ups and downs of this saw ethan at denny's apparently ethan farted very loud that's [ __ ] i'm gonna take this call there's no [ __ ] way this guy's telling the truth then jonah jonah you're a [ __ ] liar okay this is eight months ago or something like that uh my girlfriend works at the denny's uh off ramirez you saw me prime pandemic eating at denny's and farting super loud i don't know how many other uh amazing hairline uh jews driving uh bentleys or bentley uh no but i i i was in there i heard you uh i was you know obviously never didn't come over probably get that a lot uh but yeah no i you ripped ass like big time what is that wearing hold on hold on hold on okay you need to prove to me the wearing is not the best yeah you were wearing sandals and shorts handles and teddy friends okay who was i with let's start there who was i with you were alone dude yeah [ __ ] i will never i have never been to denny's alone in my [ __ ] life dude are you sneaking to denny's beside yeah the fact that you didn't say ila proves that you're 100 wrong i would i've never been to denny's alone in my life i'm getting a little midnight he has an interesting theory of like a late night 4 a.m sneak out of the house okay so i was by myself ripping apps at denny's bro this is slander everyone is alone everybody has done that at least a lot yeah well not me buddy bye dropped slander yeah he might be honest i would need a picture to believe that to be honest i'm at denny's by myself ripping ass loud i mean i'm a degenerate but give me give me some credit it's just going crazy without ela just eating whatever you want you guys better you all better [ __ ] back off when was the last time you were at a denny's years years really years dude they've really upped their menu i mean denny's is the last resort i don't i'm not gonna sit here and hate on denny's but i'm saying of all the places that like if you're on the road if you're traveling denny's is acceptable but if you're in [ __ ] a neighborhood that you know i mean who's going to denny's it's just you are by myself ripping ass i've heard crazy [ __ ] your pants in a booth by yourself at 4am laughing slamming eggs dude i haven't eaten first of all i haven't eaten anywhere by myself out in probably 10 years okay yeah that was he dropped the ball there because yeah that was an easy it wasn't easy if he said ela then the conversation okay you guys think find this interesting kd 22 says nepotism going on at work girl sleeping with someone who also works at the hospital while on the clock still being promoted in boss nose i mean what can i do about that yeah i don't know what do you want me to do a fitness brand called h3 tv came up and she was looking for the phone number what wait fitness brand there's a fitness brand called h3tv tv fitness holy [ __ ] what did you find it i typed h3 tv fitness and something came up came up when she was looking bye don hillman oh she accidentally called him oh great oh oh okay this is a big one anonymous 27 was at a trailer fight with donald trump and saw ryan cavanaugh in the flesh provided evidence oh all right let's bring him on so what kind of evidence did you provide that uh i i here i'll talk to the screeners but we don't have your name it was a sneaky little cheeky photo that i snapped okay so so the screeners have seen it and they they've confirmed that you were there yeah but you must be someone of note to be that close to the cav cave and trump or or were you close to them or far away i mean it was very strange and i wasn't necessarily i mean i was supposed to be there but i was i think like in a sense was hired by trailer and i just think i'm probably i feel like obligated to collin because i feel like i'm the only wait why are you buzzing okay that was for you that was for your lawyer av is buzzing you for my lawyer why i didn't i don't have no this guy can say whatever you want yeah what the [ __ ] i want to hear this yeah um appreciate it baby um sorry dude yeah it was uh no it's cool uh so hold on you said you were hired by you said you were hired by triller not directly but yes it sounds like you can speak event staff right oh that means we'll go we'll go with that sure yeah yeah i got you say that um okay yeah it's without saying too much i feel just like i'm the only foot soldier that has like infiltrated the trailer walls so i thought i needed to okay so i'll just let you know you have i oh my gosh the master of whispers thank you bro i mean you you sent it you sent a pic to the screeners right let me see the picture there you see it yeah i said oh my goodness i'm not going to show it right can i show it i mean is that a public event he said please don't show it this is this does appear to be a very candid photo of ryan cavanaugh so you snuck that huh sure did you feel shady taking that photo i did it was a little it's such good quality because it was a snipe if you can't tell yeah definitely and so did you see anything interesting that you want to report to us today i just want yeah basically it was so bizarre being there and like you on tv they make it look like it's like this full huge event right um but essentially and like even with like trump there you would think it was like this grand shirt like like crazy thing and it just like there were like so many empty seats very very sad in person and i yeah i can't describe how different it is being there definitely and it was like kind of sad yeah well apparently the reports are is that that fight lost a ton of money it's just a financial bomb shot which i mean i have no heart i don't have a hard time believing that at all yeah but yeah anything else did you what was it like seeing this legendary uh it was almost like seeing like a war criminal or something like oh [ __ ] i've seen that guy in the history books a little bit like i thought he had gotten in trouble like years ago for some like me too stuff but i think that was him or was that we got to correct the record here he falsified documents i think he's perhaps there there's a person who has a resemblance are you thinking of harvey weinstein yeah i think he's getting a little confused yeah who i sent a big [ __ ] dude no that's okay so i have to correct the record here for our lawyers harvey weinstein uh is a different person than ryan kavanagh although they look very similar in your opinion do you see it obviously in my opinion yeah yeah can you make a factual statement like what's my opinion i will say though that it's almost like he was taking all of the uh like a good the juicy stuff from the back you can tell taking it to the front for like extra right you can tell on that youtube channel he kept doing like this right like yeah oh it's so his hair's flipped all right thank you man it's nice to know we've got eyes and ears uh in the water circles so keep keep keep keep your ears open keep your eyes forward and uh make sure to call back in with any updates okay i sure will thank you all right take care buddy thanks thank you thank you for doing that good work for us we got foot soldiers everywhere he's right ryan cavanaugh yeah [ __ ] oh my god the good calls keep coming matt keemstar at a mall over the weekend of buffalo all right do we have proof on that one do we have proof on that one guys let me let me bring him on derek derek derek did you provide proof that you know all right let's talk let's talk so um i did send the picture to a b on instagram uh as proof okay hold on let's just let's let's make sure we're abey's gonna check that right now while he's doing that why don't you tell me was it a candid encounter or was it like a fan meet-up um yeah so me and my friends were at the mall in buffalo and uh we were about to leave and we saw a keemstar leaving with um a very young looking female [Laughter] [Applause] and you're 18. so you're 18 right so when you say very young are you saying relative to your age or just relative to human yes uh definitely someone that i like could have gone to high school with like for sure mm-hmm so um yeah uh so i managed to snap a picture of both my friends with keemstar uh like i said i sent it at 2ab but i just want to clarify since i know a b says it checks out can i show the photo or no word yeah sure going yeah i'll show it i'm busted how tall are you guys by the way i want to get a read on his height yeah so i was just going to talk about that so these are both my friends uh the guy on the right uh is about six feet tall and you can see he's lunch he's kind of slouching over here so uh my best estimate is that keemstar is right about five foot eight to five foot nine at that okay that makes sense that's kind of what we think yeah when we were not memeing on him he's but i'll say based on this his stance is alpha as [ __ ] bro oh he is straight you guys are are baiting over them the guy in the blue shirt i would say is fairly no but if you chart his his if you chart his trajectory that's definitely it's a little bit of a slant i guess you're right i guess you got to be you got to be that knight you got to be that perfect straight up if you want to be alpha but uh yeah so like keepstar apparently frequents the small like quite often and i'm not the first one of my friends who have seen him there so i mean if y'all want to see keemstar i mean you know where to go let's yeah let's not say them all oh yeah please don't please but what i do find interesting is you know who likes malls more than most [Laughter] [Music] young girls yeah maybe high school age girls love them all did you see what store any stores you was walking into or children's places was taken uh this photo's taken right outside um the urban outfitters so perfect yeah um did he did the girl he with have any bags or anything was she did she do any shopping ah i don't recall all i remember is just an ex i'm pretty sure it was that it was that a quote assistant he has right right right that uh this kind of like runs around with something like that but yeah it was it was pretty crazy man that's awesome well you saw you saw god between ryan kavanaugh siding and keemstar sighting it's like the whole axis of evil we're getting we're getting some real gold today thanks bro for sharing that all right yeah thanks a lot for calling for sure all right i just wanted to clear the name of buffalo of buffalo fans you got a lot of poopa troopers out here hell yeah and you know it's not just keemstar out here man so i just want to say we love you we love buffalo you know what derek i accept that wholeheartedly i may have said bad things about buffalo and attack but i take it back we love buffalo i love you guys please uh take please accept my uh my apologies for any buffalo slam okay you did all right thank you thank you bro thank you appreciate you love you peace and love thank you bro oh you think keems right into this dear susan today somebody oh this is what trisha would say i have a new soccer [Music] a man named derrick stalked me and sent it to ethan and ethan is promoting and now that he's coming i didn't want to go down this road yeah hey didn't we have like a new one with the brother banks in the background oh for real we did that yeah did you do that jesus what's happening with lovebot today he's trying to like man i don't know you're [ __ ] attacking me oh love's not even on cam do oh it hasn't rendered all right we'll get we'll get that for next time dude lovebot is [ __ ] wilding out that shit's flipped dude you better get his shots and passports yeah i better gotta get your ass out here i'm supposed to have fika with him later how am i supposed to do it by the way i see all these comments with people like the love just gets overlooked and pete always talk and it's just it's so upset i was like [ __ ] i sp i bought a four thousand dollar robot so you could be in the room with us what more do you want from me it's hard and it's hard to communicate for me because i'm on like a two second delay right and it's weird yeah and that goes for us for everyone too everyone's allowed to sit in and participate however they want just so everyone knows because i've seen a few comments saying that we leave sam out or you know everyone's welcome to so i join this doesn't make you sound like a dude it doesn't that was a nice comment yeah i don't know why that would make you feel like zach is so funny zach is so brutal on you maybe i love i love baby just for the record i got some criticism for you zach what love is a human being you don't need to say fika every time you talk to him he doesn't mind he loves no i like it i'm popularizing it it's like if you said lebanon every time you talk to me oh i do right dude bro fire lebanon food today oh really i'm hungry yeah what's it called it's a milk salad i know that's yeah cheese pies dude so good you put lemons let me hit that is that like isn't that also sour cheese no no it's like a pita with like a oh the sausage the green spice yeah yeah yeah and there's like a bunch of sesame seeds and stuff and then we put some of the lemna on there and holy [ __ ] yo so um i don't know which photo to believe but he also submitted this one oh this is the pre-photoshopped one i think yeah oh sweet thank you oh this looks good so what's the story here where'd you get this so uh me and lena found a bakery near our house after living here for a year and craving it yeah that's like a pizza yeah it'll look better out of the bag it's too much glare that's caked in it boy yep yeah it's this spice called zatar i don't know what it's actually made out of i looked it up it's like cumin and uh thyme and thyme and a bunch of it's just like a mix of a bunch of herbs and stuff yum sesame seeds and then yeah he suggested put the lemno cheese on there a little dip on the side holy [ __ ] you know what you're doing bro yep there's a good chat all right i'm okay then take this away from me please i'm begging you it kind of tastes like pizza mm-hmm yeah it's really good mm-hmm um whole fam is mormon wants to talk about craziness i mean i believe you you know so this person says they're in a lawsuit and they want to know wait real quick real quick so i don't know there's like kind of a new thing on youtube where it's showing now members um how many months they've been a member which is cool but they're able to like send a message when it does that renewal so it's kind of like a super chat but they're not actually donating anyways somebody named josephine just said donna used to do my grandma's hair in mexico and she used to talk crap about her kids how do i call in about this oh i'll listen to her but there's no way my mom was talking [ __ ] about her kids like i'm not even gonna entertain that yeah okay baby now oh listen i'll listen i mean the number 808 hot meme yeah call into the hot memes you know that's that's the best way to call in i mean so the detail that's in did my mom ever say that she cut hair in mexico not that i recall because she did do that so that detail does add some credibility to the claim [ __ ] baby [ __ ] my mom [ __ ] baby salon because there's a bunch of expatriates there my mom you got you got to remove this yeah yeah get it i can't help myself thank you baby it's very good shredder chill um my mom's such entrepreneur she said she built her own salon there and because she's this experienced hairdresser there was a big demand there for it what's funny the chewing is the chewing sorry it's a lot yeah i'm sorry it's a lot so it is interesting that they know that detail so i'll entertain the call but there's no way my mom would talk [ __ ] about the kids that i don't believe i could have guessed that your mom cut hair in mexico i mean she said she's been doing it i forget how long she mentioned it before but also i knew they lived in mexico for a while so i could have put two and two together it doesn't seem like i mean this is a long-term fupa trooper they've been a member for a long time i mean why makes i mean i'm not saying it's [ __ ] i'm just saying somebody would go on the internet and just lie no if they call in i'll talk to them all right i'm going to defend my mom on this screeners look out for josephine [Music] oh wow now i think by me calling that out everybody's discovered that that's a feature now because we're getting like a million members now well thank you to the members you all send a message yeah i think that actually is a really cool feature you all deserve it yeah damn some of these people did that say 14 months someone says they saw ryan cavanaugh fall down stairs but then it disappeared i guess it wasn't a real thing here's one that says what do you guys think about this my fiance and me are in a lawsuit and i want ethan's opinion about who's in the wrong this judge ethan nice uh there is a bit to unpack there they're they're currently engaged but they're suing each other no no no no no wait is that what it means i mean maybe i'm misunderstood hold on michael are you suing your fiance no i'm not saying that's okay uh no we're in this lawsuit together all right what's the deal give me give me the reader's digest on this lawsuit background okay yeah i'll break it judge ethan is about to rule on this the shortest way possible so and are you the plaintiff or the defendant i'm the defendant okay i like defendants i'm always defendant yeah i'm biased towards the defendant right oh no sorry sorry i'm the plaintiff that wasn't a real we can discount that that x that one all right all right all right michael lay it out for us okay so basically this is over real estate uh my fiance and i just purchased a house um this was we closed in may we were supposed to move in in june and um and and side note we are paying our mortgage right now and um but so basically yeah we bought this house and we were about to start building some stuff we were going to build a culvert pipe and we were going to get a permit through the city and then the city basically told us that we can't get any permits to build anything because our house is on an illegal track and so what that means is basically um our the sellers uh were given this property to their grandparents which are the neighbors now the grandparents owned a bunch of acreage around the area um and they subdivided their land to give their grandkids who we bought from this house and they did that in 2015. now they didn't subdivide correctly they didn't do it through the city and so the city is saying hey this property is void because um they didn't do it so is the city telling you that you can't even own like do they want to condemn your house dude we can't we can't do anything with it we can't even sell it okay let me know like there's a point in every sale where they have there's mandatory disclosures the seller as is yeah yeah well can you do as is i think they need to disclose if it's properly uh permitted yeah right right and so okay so here's the thing hold on hold on the scales of justice have come out for this one and i've got a hammer wait you just go up real quick so i'm here i'm ready to make a verdict and it is binding so okay street court go ahead well and i was going to give you i was going to give you a few options on who you think this is fault you know is it is it the sellers is it the realtors and mind you their realtor and our realtor work for the same broker is it the is it the lender's fault is it the title company's fault or is it us my fiance and i first-time homebuyers it's not your fault i would say it's not the lender's fault either i mean the i mean the lender has some it's not the lender's fault they send out people to to appraise properties to to protect their investment but it's not their fault it's not your fault what is that that's uh also just an update that we got uh this following or this past week from our attorneys is um they found some open record documents on uh the grandparents so like i said the grandparents subdivided and gave the land to their grandkids who we bought it from the grandparents um signed papers uh with the county clerk's office saying that acknowledging that if you sell this property to someone outside of your family it becomes uh void and like i said it it's an illegal track so it sounds to me like it sounds to me like you need to get your money back that's what that's our first option so we sent a demand letter to all the parties involved and we said you know our what we want to do is just back out this entire thing we get our money back and we're back on the market looking for a new home and uh so everybody had replies of saying you know this isn't our fault we'll fight you vigorously and in litigation and um you know so everyone's obviously not gonna claim that this is their fault and so that's why uh oh thank you we're filing suit actually we're filing suit this week actually um and we're suing everybody in this wig um i got a new wig nice so yeah all right here's my here first of all i'm sorry this is a very unfortunate situation being a first time home buyer is stressful and you you just don't know it's a complicated process you don't really understand it right up your first time right out the gate it's hard what i'm what i'm confused about is like how was this not uncovered through disclosures through um like exactly like your age i mean your agent or was the house was it appraised was it ever um was it did you have a home inspection was there ever anything of this sort obviously obviously we got the house inspected and uh there was an appraiser um but they're they're all of them aren't liable for any of this you know they just come here they do their job and they get the report and the appraiser they don't know that this isn't on a on a legal track the obviously the only people that knew about this was the grandparents so i don't even think the sellers necessarily knew this the grandkids who we bought the house from i think their grandparents are obviously the ones that screwed them but unfortunately we didn't buy this house from the grandparents so we can't sue the grandparents we're suing no yeah you you uh i think it's their i think it's their fault and for it's not like it's their fault but unfortunately you know i think you're in the right i think they need to give the money back and uh it's not they can't legally sell it so you know that's kind of the bottom line right right that's it return the money return the money get back appreciate it all right take care good luck with that that sounds like a [ __ ] nightmare bro i hope you get that resolved yeah thank you i'm sorry bro i'm really sorry you're dealing with that it's not your fault thanks michael it's not your fault nice wig yes um well there might be some things being cooked up in the near future maybe some upgrades shout out to olivia finding that way man that that is just horrid i mean horrid situation yeah i mean look as the seller i feel like you gotta be you gotta just bite the bullet and be like yo you're like you know i mean i can't sell this house legally right hopefully it's a quick and i don't know tough one all right let's move on what we got in the dock oh uh you know what we have two more ads we got to do i think it's time and then we can get back to the dock all right we've made it we've made it like three or four yeah like three links into the dock so far we have a lot of 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is alpha male official alpha m official oh this is the official account for alpha males yeah oh sick i didn't know that they had he he is the the alpha of these dudes wait i've seen this guy who is this guy you've probably seen him on shark tank yeah he has a big youtube channel he was on shark tank yeah he's on charlotte what uh alpha product it says aaron marino is that him for like the account name no his account name is alpha or right under it it says aaron marino well oh yeah well well regardless oh i know why he's familiar uh he like made a video about us we talked about him once wait he made a video about me yeah about what did he say about me huh let me look that i'm a beta aaron marino here i am stink by the way this is a photoshop guys so don't be confused feminism is a way of saying now is it comfortable this is what this caller thinks i'm doing on my weekends by myself i'm going to denny's and just [ __ ] stinking up the whole place solo yeah he sent this as ethan's this was his verification come on down to ethan's it smells like ass thanks wait this guy's talked about me huh i think it was about your hair actually oh he had recommendations h3 podcast ethan responds to alpha m hmm this guy has your hairline to be honest this seems to be some commentary channel talking about it oh a popular youtuber whose hairline sucks oh you [ __ ] you're right you see you peter pull up that video this dude made a video saying my hairline sucks first of all who asked you [ __ ] and second of all who the [ __ ] are you i'mma teach you about being what alpha means pull that [ __ ] up [ __ ] yeah i think i found it you want to talk about alpha i'm about to show you who's alpha i'm more of a sigma man myself all right let's watch this video listen to this guy talk about being alpha this is a feminine way of sitting now is it comfortable sure do i sit like this again but if you get a beta he just admit to sitting like that [Applause] is it comfortable ah he just self-reported veda [Laughter] i would never sit like that i only ever sit like this bro because i assert dominance and i control the space and that's real alpha [ __ ] i wouldn't even confess to sitting across like you blitzy ass beta go ahead play that what is this guy said about me oh uh oh i think am i muted oh yeah i always mute youtube so it doesn't interrupt the show so much better is mr ethan klein ethan has incredibly thick coarse curly hair he's gone short he's gone long he's gone fro ethan's another one of those youtubers that i absolutely love and his hair is definitely in need of a little more tlc than he's currently giving it now the incredible thing about ethan his hair is so crazy thick it's crazy curly one of the problems with thick coarse curly hair is that if you don't understand it if you don't nurture it and love it and get a hair stylist that understands how to cut it it can be a disaster but it could be better like this with the right product the right cut ethan could have curly luscious locks you can't be serious like this you should go see a stylist who understands curly hair you might need some type of relaxer or character you've got to be [ __ ] my hairline sucks you got me all worked up well because the video is for popular youtubers whose hairstyle sucks he talks rules he talks about a bunch of youtubers but he specifically cites for that stuff wait wait wait i gotta see him talk [ __ ] about other people's hairlines real fast who did he call out uh well as you could probably predict logan jesus kind of brutal like i'm making jokes here but actually to be like yo logan your hairline sucks bro well he's the alpha male i mean this is the here's the choice and this actually has a lot of views yo he's got a lot of subs i'm telling you he's the original popular yeah he's the alpha alphas if you will gentlemen he's usually not that bad to be honest from what i've seen of him veda let's see anything good here balls ears stop seven hard things every guy should give up men hate this oh boy yeah this seems a little much well let's watch this tick tock i guess he didn't say anything mean about me but uh that's all right but this video is pretty pretty interesting so here you go take note beta males to be perceived as more masculine you need to actually spread a little bit man spread right the whole idea is this this is so horrible to put out there we do not i do not need women thinking that i'm consciously going into public places and man spreading like that's the last thing we need we don't need any more gender warfare dude like i have to de-escalate look i have the size [ __ ] between my legs it's just my natural inclination is that my thighs are going to spread a little bit i don't need people like him going out in the subways and just spreading out like this is not helping the male cause this is not good his first pose is exactly how i sit that is my natural comfort the beta pose hit him with it hit him with that sound bite what was it crossing your legs yeah you know michael corleone man this michael corleone says oh [ __ ] but no that's not what he that wasn't what he was doing yeah sitting like this sitting like this is is he was doing it with like like closed calls yeah he was doing like one of these yeah dainty little the open cross i think is cool it's alpha like this that's beta i can't sit like that dude yeah my thighs have gotten too fat for me to sit like that this is a feminine way of sitting now is it comfortable sure do i sit like this occasionally yes but if you want to be personal dude this guy is so deeply disturbed he's like i like sitting like this it's comfortable for me but it's just to beta i can't be myself yeah that's rough anytime anyone's advice is don't be yourself don't [ __ ] like what's his name his whole thing was like stop being yourself yeah stop never ever do it never ever ever be yourself you are pathetic you are a beta never ever ever ever be yourself be a beta oh beta ethan what happened side note jose donated ten dollars i was the waiter at denny's where ethan was eating that dad confirmed that ethan did in fact rip ass i've been hung up on twice in order to suppress this info i must speak we are not jose you're being called out put them on multiple parties let's put it on the line we'll get another guy who's like you were there with a with a a whole group of friends i was like yeah we're right i don't do anything with anybody ever no way jose all that's more right you need to actually spread a little bit man spread right the whole idea is to take up space when we actually sit and we are occupying more space this is seen as a more dominant position also more dominant body language but if you're somebody that is sitting very small this is something that typically women will do more than men can i ask a serious question i'm sorry if there's going to ruffle some feathers but all of these pickup artists who pre talk about how to be masculine are very likely closeted gay men [Music] i don't think so this is this man and the other guy owen are like so they are they're like have these they just seem so i don't know bro i get gaydar my gaydar is humming i'm sorry maybe in some i don't get it from this guy and that isn't really for me either i think they're just insecure oh this is a feminine way of sitting now it's a council okay well that is that is what we're trying to figure out let's see what other hot ticks he has it's okay to be single yeah there's nothing wrong with you not wanting to be in a relationship if you want to go play the field with tons of spicy sandy reeds do it if you're just like yo i'm going to invest in me okay well he thinks he's gay uh the thing from the sound yeah they're all right okay you are a transgender oh i wouldn't say he's transgender we don't have any evidence of that so not sure where that came from you know there's a decent amount of agreeing with you on the chat but then there's also people saying that it's a really cringe take it's a split i i what's cringe about is that i'm saying that like i just think that that you know not everybody who's homophobic or you know is you know overly masculine is secretly gay it's no you know are like have crazy [ __ ] like feminine energy see i don't really feel that from this guy maybe a little bit with owen maybe a little bit with owen but not this guy's like bro oh my god oman is would love to be a bottom never be a beta i'm sorry to say that but i just get the vibe that he loved nothing better didn't get real all right this guy too i get i'm sorry and not all gay people are feminine thank i guys i'm like stuck in a [ __ ] i'm stuck in a [ __ ] black hole of kids not all gay people are feminine not all pickup artists are closeted gay you don't have to make the disclaimer right i'm not i'm not using it i'm not trying i'm stuck [ __ ] play that again please you left me in a black hole of raging confusion that's where i am right now man it's okay for you to have that opinion and like i said there was a lot of people agreeing with it but i i i just disagree look you guys know i'm an ally uh a lot of people demanding a poll do you want a poll sure i mean make it worse what is the yeah gay or straight is this guy a closeted gate because that that seems inappropriate let's not let's not yeah sorry i see you we see you asking for the poll we're not going to do them i'm going to be mad at us yes or no i'm going to rise above yes we're going to do a poll if but you guys know you guys know i'm an ally that actually is funny i'm going to do that okay that's good let's start with the pull up roll i am an ally of our lgbtq friends and uh i support them forever always but at the same time no no no exception no but all right i just started the poll let's see what happens oh we got the okay we got the lady who says my mom was talking [ __ ] about about oh yeah yeah we got her interesting all right let's let's take this call wait right before you do josephine don't hang up we're going to get to you yeah just real quick dan just donated ten dollars and said he was the manager at the denny's he had to have one of his stir stand there and breathe in the smell just to make it go away faster it's incredible how many people what it was like the the grassy knoll uh the gras uh the hairy it was like dallas and and yeah everybody was there at that denny's on that fateful day okay i rolled in on bentley to denny's just to rip ass by myself i don't own a bentley by the way okay sorry to interrupt let's let's find out about your mom in mexico all right this is interesting all right so first of all josephine hi how are you hi i'm good how about you okay so let's get some facts straight first and establish your credibility okay yeah what's the name of the town my mom lived in ajijic okay so this is the real deal oh interesting well she did say ahi on a family's episode i'll go ahead and tell you that because my grandma has had a second home in augie geek my entire life um okay okay let me let me quiz you let me quiz you on some ajijic because i've spent a lot of time there okay why is it called ajijic [Music] you know what what what geographical feature oh there's the mountain in the lake and there's lake chapala and it's pertains to the lake and the mountain next to it yes i think she's legit yeah she's legit okay this is the real deal here and then i also i have a screenshot pertaining to this that i just dm'd zach and ab on instagram so i'm telling you this is all legit okay i have no reason to let me see the screenshots i believe you are a lie i first of all i believe so your grandma used to go to my mom to get actually hold on before we get too deep into this there's actually in the forest behind us not only is there the ground rising but i have a alpha male 1 uh if you guys are wondering how i get my so much alpha energy i have my personal consultant who's always uh just over your shoulder yeah it's a it's very habit habits added habit king kong ain't got [ __ ] on me okay thank you okay so your grandma went to my mom for her hair needs yes so my grandpa lives in america but is just another white lady her and her husband have gotten a second home in iv and there was a group of white ladies that were all friends as you said like the ex-patriots they all lived there and hung out i'm reading the text let me see do you happen to know of an american couple that used to live in a heat six years in 2010 named donna gary from california she was a hairdresser very beautiful and very cool she had my hair for years i didn't even offer up that she was a hairdresser and my grandma was like i know this lady i'm 100 i'm 100 believing the details at this moment do you keep it touch it all her son is very famous oh thank you for saying that about me you're gonna this second this next text man you can read it if you want okay no one day they were just gone back to california yeah off the record uh-oh let me read this silently yeah so my grandma told me this part is off the record i've been hanging on to this since august you could see the date in the text that's horrible and i was like i know i was like i need to call even about this right that makes me feel horrible what the hell but that's just not true no i don't think anyone should read it or maybe it's worse if i read it the thing is this is sec this is i don't know why i don't know why i think people are going to think it's worse than what it is you've seen it yeah we're looking at it right now i i think so my grandma's probably being over dramatic and then as older white ladies are in the salon yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay i'm gonna read it so sh so your nana said off the record dude your your grandma's a gossiper this is pretty epic though i mean you you must have a good idea yeah i like your grandma just because you guys are so open and texting and stuff that's pretty cool that's true yeah off the record your grandma said it was always gossiped like everybody knew about that they moved here to make a break from their lazy highly entitled always asking for money children ha brutal jesus cutley wrecked that's horrible baby no yeah okay i'll first of all i have to defend my mom here i'll record it i might know my grandma said your grandma just got out of his [ __ ] dude this is like so on the record right now okay i have to i have to defend my mom first of all actually i have to defend myself i was in college i never asked my parents for money once my brother was always very self-sufficient i don't think he ever asked for money my sister she's been working at the time she just had a baby i they sold their business and they retired there because it was cheap and they wanted to go on like an adventure and [ __ ] so ugh that's just that that is i don't i don't think that's the reason why i don't recall there being lots of mooching and begging for money i thought it was out of character i was like oh that is not what i was expecting to hear at all because like when i think of you and i guess now your siblings now that i've seen them and like i didn't think that lined up um but it was very interesting to me that she worded it that way do we get my mom to call in what was your grandma's name um you can tell me private tell you could tell type it privately because i want to ask my mom if she remembers this lady i will say i have cmd your father on twitter about this i think he knows who i'm talking about um because i put like commented this on a family's episode and your dad replied and was like okay i'm calling my mom right now hold on hold on hold on i'm calling my mom she's i'm putting this on speaker oh my god this is gonna be a [ __ ] story i don't know if it's louder like this or like this where's my mom oh yeah that's true what does my mom have to do she's not answering the phone she's probably talking [ __ ] about you yeah she goes oh god he wants more money mom hi you reached the sign great let me call my dad you know in your mom's defense it could have just been barbershop talk where her grandma was talking [ __ ] and she's like oh yeah my my kid same thing yo her grandma says it was rumored like everybody knew there's no good good for nothing kids well and i will okay wait i think i got my dad here dad you there okay you're on you're live on the show just to warn you okay okay thanks for the warning are you do you have a minute sure okay so i have a young lady here who says her grandma used to get haircuts from mom and she's proven that this is the real deal here so this is real well mom's here also you want her to join oh yeah i tried calling her this is this is more pertaining to mom okay donna come here she never has her phone with her as your sister will verify now um can you say your can you say your grandma's name or her first name and maybe last initial yeah i'll say her first name and i guessed her husband's name and last initial okay i'll tell so mom this this woman says her grandma used to get her hair cut from you in mexico and oh wow okay so so the name is go ahead her name is linda f linda s do you remember cutting someone's hair linda s [Music] they're from alabama what'd your grandma look like my mom's asking um she was kind of a little bit of like a bigger lady with short blonde hair bigger lady with short blonde hair linda you know it sounds really familiar okay well here's the deal she said they said she said off the rack well okay i'm not off the record we gave her that she says it was gossiped this this is this is she says it was gossiped that they moved to mexico to make a break from their lazy highly entitled always asking for money children what yeah especially you no i wow why would we tell strangers go ahead why would she say something like that yeah well she said it off the record it's more it's more um it's more josephine's fault to be honest it's truly my fault well i've never shared anything like that you see i told you that my mom would never say that there's no way even i would never say that no there's no way yeah now does you know someone reached out to us either in a youtube comment or a dm or something telling me that mom also had cut their mothers or their grandmother's hair i don't know all this white i don't know if that's the same person but i don't know but there's no way that i would have ever said anything like that because it's not true it's so not true i used to talk so nicely about everybody that's what i think too my mom would i have a hard time hearing that my mom would complain about there's no way no way all right all right i wanted to give you guys a chance to uh defend yourselves thank you you want to shout out your cameo what what's that thing you want to shut out your cameo oh yeah yeah i'm on cameo you guys as a matter of fact um i just came back from grocery shopping and that's what i was doing i was doing cameos fantastic all right thank you guys thank you so much all right there you have it you see josephine my parents love us i well that's what i assumed i wasn't out of pocket for my grandma to say that um you tell your you tell your grandma we played this for everybody to hear and how dare she i'm just probably not gonna talk to my grandma because she's gonna be like josie's off the record yeah yeah it's all good but that's kind of a funny little uh weird cul-de-sac there all right thank you josephine yeah thank you did you happen to see me in a danny's uh passing gas or do you want to throw anything like that in there while you're on the call no but i will say i have gone to a live taping of the wendy show oh did you drop are you a fan do they make you go whoop whoop like they make you do that i am not a fan but i went to new york with like my gay best friend and wendy is his everything um and it was incredibly boring i will go ahead and say that how dare you die well i wish you uh i wish you a uh toasty beef jerky uh a lightly roasted beef jerky stick to you and uh all the best okay yeah have a good one all right thank you josephine take care [Music] great now now i have like [Applause] she just added like 20 therapy sessions to my roster with that one i mean it sounds like josephine's nana is just a [ __ ] talker it's interesting she just threw that in there too it's like nobody asked right she's like oh yeah i remember them and the one thing i need to tell you is that they hate their kids it's like okay nana well your parents seem to give up did we lose internet is that possible my document is not loading no i mean we're live right now i my mine's not working either my document oh it's google and my youtube but the live stream is up i'm seeing the chat still that's going people donations are coming up you got internet back there are you hardwired i am maybe it's the wi-fi the wi-fi having a little issue is cam hardwired he's on how odd yeah internet seems fine over here all right well do we have any long-form reactions because i kind of like doing those on the show because i can't really do them in any other um i don't know about super long i did include so much good stuff don't you posted a a video um last night i don't know if you saw his latest video it is very very you wanna watch the donkey video why not all right i love donkey uh real quick though um sad femme donated five dollars said um don't make do not i was the only one and uh i had to see people as far away as possible man it just didn't happen i don't know there's a lot of evidence to the contrary well i have no internet so i don't know what to tell you guys it's just straight up not working nothing mine's yeah mine same thing this is very complicated let me turn it off and turn it back on yeah that helps the old off and on again trick we're back how weird that that would happen to both of us it must have been the wi-fi then because yeah i am hardline so we're energetically aligned we are we are bro i'm such thing as coincidence all right let's check out what donkey's been up to of the video game variety video game donkey he's so cool he is so so cool what the america recast mario movie yes okay we can watch that first of course is mario who will be played by chris pratt he's so cool he's been talking a lot with the movie can you believe what they did out here oh yeah i did see that they put chris pratt as mario in the mario movie i can't believe what they did out here [Music] you know this is labriolas right yeah i don't know how to feel about the chris pratt one but toad i'm very excited for i'm amazed how many people he got to india yeah well they're doing a mario movie chris pratt is mario how do you feel i'm just a worker at mario's excuse me what location is this prattville oh okay so you guys must love chris pratt down there am i right there am i right i'm not sure you don't know who he is no for the role of bowser we cast funnyman jack black i can't wait to see what joseph even asked for us this time well hot topic so is this like a japanese person who like mastered the english night like how did they translate it so bad like the language he's so funny jack black funny man he's so cool the original person speaking in the video was uh miyamoto the no but who's doing the voiceover like that cool perfect weird english i don't know you know what i mean i feel like that was not natively translated cool he's so cool jack black bunny man he's so cool terrible news terrible absolutely terrible news they put dennis hopper may he rest in peace dennis hopper is bowser can you believe the nerve of these people uh this is a firearm store wolf wolf bark bark jack nicholson will play change i love that picture i don't i have no idea who you're talking about so i can't give an opinion you don't know chris pratt who well you know mario right mario oh the game yeah i think it's a good pick what chris pratt is mario it's ridiculous yeah that's an outrage who would you cast if you could pick anybody who would you pick shaquille o'neal do you think john goodman could work oh john goodman would be good except he's so big once again reprising his role as berto is the actor more so i start to get confused because the voice actor yeah these are fake sounds exactly like the real one they did a really good job and then when i first saw this birdo as morgan freeman i was like wait a minute my name is birdo i've seen a lot sometimes you get busy living or you get busy birdoing sure he's so cool shooting eggs out of your mouth i just shoot eggs out my mouth all day i pass the days just shooting eggs this is a morgan freeman impression yeah okay no stop it i love you okay thank you morgan freeman i don't know how to feel about that this is the first time hearing of it i haven't had time to process it yet ron hoskins is going to be mario yeah bob hospital chris pratt is going to be mario no no that's bad info that's bad info that's better it's bob hoskins [Laughter] that's crazy i'm going to have to look into this man i appreciate the heads up brother mario's pet yoshi will be played by richard heads up i think she's gonna win a gold medal for this role don't you uh i'm sorry is there something i can help you with business-wise well business-wise why do you think they went with whoopi goldberg for yoshi they got whoopi goldberg to be yoshi okay what is the world coming to don't know if who would you put is yoshi i don't even know what i don't even know what that is it's a little dinosaur that goes [Music] for a dinosaur mario's evil uncle waluigi will be played by the legendary actor al pacino watch out mario because this is one angry luigi can you believe they put al pacino as waluigi thank you very much this is a serious call al pacino as waluigi you believe this donkey is that you no oh okay have a good day please hold while we connect your call to extension two what the hell is this music [Music] this is an orange tesla too it's just a seven second loop this this is my punishment for doing too many prank calls hey can you put me back on hold i was liking that music i'm sorry yeah sure that's amazing watch out mario because this is one explosive cast joe pesci will play the character bob-omb in the upcoming mario movie he's small enough to fit into the cannons and you're going to shoot him out he's a short fuse yeah you piss him off that's true all right well i will let everybody here know that joe pesci's making a comeback thanks thank you for calling in feelings right please hold while we connect you to your extension [Music] for donkey kong we put seth rogen because he looks a lot like donkey kong well if i know i i don't even watch the movies i hate hollywood come on you do you know donkey kong though you know donkey kong and you know yeah you know it's not seth rogen oh definitely not i would never pick him but who i would pick i don't know maybe robert de niro i hate robert i'd pick the the only one may be possible you know maybe a rock game zone just who i needed to talk to i'm looking for a new game video it features jack black chris pratt will smith jack nicholson morgan freeman whoopi goldberg al pacino danny devito tom hanks tom cruise samuel jackson leonardo dicaprio brad pitt george clooney and johnny depp it's called the mario movie um what was your question specifically are you going to see it most likely you can say store hours furniture cosmetics furniture sorry i didn't hear that furniture did you say cosmetics sonic's nemesis dr robotnik will be played i like donkey's raw reaction better time to beat that no i thought this was really fun actually uh what is this keemstar at denny's what was that even what did i do it's just such a weird i love help from that oh wow it is what it is baby hey uh somebody donated 5 said i was a paid actor denny's the night of the incident i played the fart sent by ab himself to frame ethan yeah that makes me what the [ __ ] well we know that a b mastermind did the child saving so he that that level of hygiene is not uh beneath him sam donated five dollars said hey there this is the ceo of denny's just want to say that ethan is banned in all 50 states due to a fart incident that burned a hole in the booth seat wow that's spicy [ __ ] dude what the [ __ ] is this keemstar's breakfast sponsored by denny's all-american breakfast at denny's i farted in that mug um there's some really good ones here let's see okay speaking of speaking of keemstar there was some spicy we watched the dirty doms video on friday where he kind of just was like it's david's fault and keemstar is that he has the best take he constantly has the best takes when it comes to essay roll it myself you let me down she says haha don't worry you'll be blessed with my nail work one day wow now those text messages make it seem like there was consent there right you know we don't know you know a hundred percent if that's what that means but it sounds like myself dude this dude must be done horrible things to be always irrational taking this least possible route to rationalize any essay that ever happens on the internet she texts him yeah let's do our nails sometime and he goes proof of consent right the proof of consent is there i mean what and then of course um uh deaf noodles how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man [Music] yeah pretty amazing stuff oh this was actually really disturbing since we're going down this rabbit hole the same marketing girl that was in dirty dom's video leaked text message of natalie calling the girls the dumb essay [ __ ] pretty amazing in a bad way okay don't be a snob they're admittedly [ __ ] but that's the point no good girl agrees to hit up with dom how else would he get that [ __ ] dude what a nasty what a gross heart she has man david found the perfect like uh fall girl or not per but the perfect yes girl i don't know i miss the mark with that one but the thing is like you know whatever she says david thinks i mean i don't think it's a stretch so their thing is that she they were [ __ ] so they deserved it um what did i say a name wrong baby no i'm just saying they've been friends oh yeah yeah um she says he needs to change and then natalie says but he needs the dirty girls because they party and do the ratchet [ __ ] he needs for videos he needs for videos that was a david video not a dom video good girls are boring he can't film you and i we aren't content dude she's [ __ ] this is like some real lady macbeth [ __ ] do you know what i mean like what she said she went to the police too i don't know but well i found that comment really disturbing from natalie there you have it i i'm super i gotta say i guess i gotta tip the beanie a little bit to trisha who hasn't commented on this yet i mean can you do me a favor cam um can you do the meme of that guy who's like his face is bulging but do trisha on it yeah thank you because she said she like she like called off talking about people right so when i saw this david and natalie stuff coming up i was like oh my god dude this is gonna be a real challenge for her and so far she i have to say she's succeeding in that so i guess that's a compliment to trisha don't clip this and say i was talking [ __ ] this is a compliment i love it kenneth copeland pretending to drink blood you want to see your new favorite video oh you got my new favorite yeah it's right here bike riders are [ __ ] wild um wow 100 000 likes let's go why i've seen this bro like cattle i mean these people dude your ass is getting windshield wiped off the like a cartoon that's what really gets me here he's fully stopped he's just staying there i'm assuming it was so packed he couldn't get out of the way without causing a massive crash but he didn't even break that's kind of the beauty of it right dude the windshield goes on the wind wipers the rain wipers go on the car is just trying to expel them oh goodness great that is a great one definitely two dudes trying to sniff each other's butt in public this is pretty epic oh this is this is wild this is is this safe for life i think i mean i think so it's not not really it's a butt sniff well it's very similar to watch this now you guys do it's very similar to one that we watched on the show previously of a guy and a girl doing this in public where they like oh take a big whiff well let me ask you this there's no under the closed business it's just a reach in and uh that's fine yeah i mean you can preview it before he puts it on screen oh they're like best friends this is i do this with my phone yeah fair enough i don't see what's the big deal they're just two homies with blue shirts you dress up and you hang out that's just normal [ __ ] yeah this is what homies do i don't know what's the big deal oh my god yeah you guys don't do this with your homies not lately not during a pandemic this is how we used to greet each other back in back in the day someone saved me yeah these guys are such homies they dress in the same outfit yeah they look the same and also i like the the the democratization of the sniffing of the buttholes it's not like an alpha move they both are scratching and sniffing and that i think is beautiful it's a true partnership [Music] is the dude on the left wearing a mask we love that masked king he had to take him down to get a good whiff right yeah no he did okay this sounds pretty funny twitch got [ __ ] by their own dmca oh yeah it's just a clip but you get these dmca's metallica on their own song no way so metallica is playing on twitch well it was part of blizzcon but this was on this is a clip from the official twitch stream of blizzcon where they had metallica play and this is if you just play it and you'll see what happens wow what the [ __ ] [Music] wow hardcore that's rock and roll right there my dudes that's it that's what it is man somebody pablo just down donated 20 australian dollars said please play the fire safety video it's been long enough we can play it i mean yeah oh okay this is pretty weird but 20 dollar request here's cameron's i'm down to watch it here's cameron's attempt at the trish i was thinking what do you guys think about this does it work [Laughter] that's kind of the inverse for some reason i was thinking her face would be on his body right i like this interpretation too though yeah this is interesting but i think it's more yeah let's try the other way and see which one we like better that's interesting take for sure uh you want to watch the fire safety video [Music] i can't guarantee i'm going to laugh at it i've seen that one so many times you guys fire yeah it's true maybe you're upset about being left out of fan art what is this this is some [ __ ] that's what this is look at this [ __ ] two weeks in a row i see my beautiful co-workers and i'm left out interesting observation even love is prominently in both of them which i love love but now i feel the pain that zach felt when i joined the show so wait we've got ian dan zach this is me yeah it's from this i mean eva's not in it well this was this segment we did where you were the love bot uh right tesla forgive me for recording oh you weren't in the sketch oh is that what happened how can you be mad about that's a good explanation yeah you weren't in the sketch this is time repaid for pushing for sketches this is this is it okay what about the first one what's the excuse for that so this one is just like a kind of an indie world type of situation let's see that's me and ela yeah this one wait is dan in this this is we're missing something yeah that's me so maybe there might be a possibility that they posted two slides and i just included one of them oh would that make you feel better maybe don't try to make me feel better i checked i've checked oh you looked i looked [ __ ] i went all over the internet huh this is interesting ian loves zach me wait i'm confused this is dan no that's that's ian that's me okay [Music] hmm do you want to talk about it i made my piece well i mean it doesn't seem like if you want to bring it up on the show you put it in the dock you wanted to bring it up i brought it up privately and dan's like we got to talk about that did i well this one i can't i can't really back you up on because you weren't in the sketch yeah i didn't realize that i mean that one at least makes sense but this one i feel the pain yeah it's painful it hurts yeah it doesn't see why that would sting i'm sorry abe thank you zach i i'll keep this in mind for future founders no no love don't suppress don't surprise now we have a whole yeah we can't suppress good fan art because a b is not in it i mean to be fair you were actually in the last one let me screenshot this [Music] by the way just it was a very good depiction of maybe here [Music] i mean this why i'm not in this one maybe you don't hear me complaining you are in it i'm behind you oh that's me i love that one well dan's not in it and you don't hear him complaining the disrespect wait what are you talking about i am in that ethan's the one that's not in there oh you can sign in i'm confused who is this that's me and who's this that's ian so i'm not in this yeah i'm not in this fan art i mean uh it's my show i should be in every fan art right this is true this is true how dare anyone make fan art where i'm team rockets you should be what's the main what's their their boss giovanni or something giovanni [Music] oh no oh how dare you come in front of me on the day of h3 tv complaining that you're not in the fana here you're in the fan art and i'm not it's my show i know it was you baby you breaking my heart you broke my heart you did i i am the show you in the fan art without me um never go against the family and now we're having a perfectly nice h3 tv and what is this so now we've got to return yeah and now that i get to see fan art without myself huh take it away i can't see it it's too painful in reality you guys got scammed it's too painful maybe you bring in front of me fan art without me it's my show hey look at the ice cream abe you break them on yeah so this one's better i think this is trisha's face on the bulging uh veins this is a great meme i feel like this is a great meme potentially it's a little odd they're shifting valley it's a little odd you know is there a way we can photoshop like the eyes and and nose and and like mouth separately to make it look kind of more realistic i guess it would be a serious project you just dedicate your whole week yeah just full time on that one please drop everything you breaking my [ __ ] heart there with the fan art come on what are you doing here huh you better get me the fan art i'm at the heart of the show i better face it of the show and now you're in fan art without me what are you gonna forgive me don kleine forgive me audience clicking the mouse and papa's in the house [Music] hey be complaining about fan art of one sketch he's not in cameron adding all of the sketches wait did you just make that cameron yes he did oh that's [ __ ] good think of the camera huh come on can't redo that meme where i'm driving your ass home after waiting for you to edit those baby literally driving cameron home he's got a car now though so yeah god bless that's funny lots of drama back here huh intense there's a tension back here man stir in the pot yo max donated ten dollars it's true i was the seat cushion that ethan was farting into it was for sure him even his backside has an impeccable hairline apparently your hairline of your ass crackers i do have a hairy ass i won't deny it that's one hairline i won't try to deny either yeah so this is a great i saw this haul in oats a band legendary band apparently they did a show where they had a 650 dollar vip experience for mega fans of are you a mega fan of hollow notes i am a mega holo notes fan yeah you are i wouldn't say i'm a mega fan but a fan what's one of their big songs you kiss man uh well regardless apparently they're classic but um a split second okay of one of their songs the chorus get the chord uh what's the one one of my favorite lyrics of all time is from all an odd song it's i need a drinking equipment you will recognize this within like a split second [ __ ] deep bro [Music] okay i mean okay i see i needed that [ __ ] so fast we literally but see off of one second less than a second probably that exactly right well apparently people don't necessarily share uh here we have a hold on we have an update a rich girl is another one too cameron in the back a b driving cameron home happy i can assure you that's not how i look you should see where kim's staying what's wrong with where he's staying you know what the [ __ ] it's sketchy no it's it's adventure it's an adventure each time wait is he still in a sketchy part of town yeah yeah okay but aren't you in a temporary spot cam no yeah but he's already claimed a gang that bad huh it's fun drop him off and hightail out of there oh every time i literally circled the block out there i circled the block so i could exit a certain way i've taken a moment three times that is it that bad but it's pretty it's probably one oh my god once i'm sorry twice oh eat [ __ ] cam how many times has that driven you home anyways this uh vip experience i know it's a tension though can put up two fingers like this for the record that's [ __ ] nobody cares about how many times zach's droven cameron home i mean we believe you guys whatever what are you guys doing i want to flush this out what's this tension here there's no tension why are you imagine just wants to start some [ __ ] hold on hold on are you upset that zach didn't share the load of helping cam commute more not specifically just zach but the squad could have helped out a little bit oh oh for fun i'm coming wait hold on uh dan this involves you now if anyone should have been damned well do you live near cam or something uh maybe do you go closer to him i mean i do not no i'm not that far from the studio is the thing uh but i mean i just made this as a goof i didn't want to start an actual drama oh no okay no no no but uh you've started it i've started it i guess so we're in it uh but now we dropped do you think ian should have taken cam home more times ian doesn't have i don't have a car either man dude what could have kept him ian's car broke and then sam's car broke sam did you get your car fixed yeah it's fixed okay thank god we've given cam some rides yeah and i've given ian a ride to the uh subway once all right thank you guys all right thank you i think it's gonna cause the drama i still love you cam i love you zach cam you're the yoko owner of the 83 podcast do you think dan could have given kmart rides yes that'll work no i think dan's atlas like i said he's juggling a million things so zach was quick to throw down under the wall it just seems like dan is the closer one to dude well dan's in the bathroom so this is gonna be interesting too no dan has stayed late in driven cam even on saturday i think dan took him home at like midnight so uh we're we've gotten some consensus back here while you're in the bathroom that you should have given cam more rides home [Laughter] what what's the rationale go ahead zach zach put the name forward i was just joking i said you were good all right uh you know what everyone who gives a [ __ ] oh cameron uh volunteered dan has driven me back during the sketchiest hours okay i didn't know that um so he's out there risking his neck cam how can we get you into a part of town where you don't aren't at risk of bodily injury i mean he's moving on the end of october okay good you found a spot already cameron did you find a spot already okay all right he's working on it um so hauling oats [Laughter] so so here's the holland old 650 vip experience this is like a pre-show kind of thing i'm assuming yeah 650 hall and oats vip experience bro this is some sad sad [ __ ] they have corn hole bruh they literally set up cornhole for the vip people to entertain themselves and in the comments like the the persons that they sat in second row and also paid for this so that was a hefty uh ticket and 650. yeah oh this was a separate fee yeah i mean hey cornhole cornhole is a premium game dude did you see those finger sandwiches let's take a look at what's to eat here it's a few chunks of watermelon and a little bit of pudding maybe oh jesus okay i'm out what happened i don't know there's something with the mouse track pad where i touch it wrong and then i end up in a weird bizarro chuckle hey somebody uh donated asking what you think of the new coke zero what are your thoughts it's it's break can you could someone bring me one i mean it's so [ __ ] good no we're nowhere near there's a giant case of it sitting on the counter dude the new coke zero is so good like i i don't know how it's possible that it it is closer and closer these scientists are on the cutting edge here i mean the amount of science thank you a.b is this cold no it just arrived okay that's fine the amount of science and engineering that goes into making this thing taste the way it does i mean we could have saw global we could have solved climate change by now for sure this scientist works as hard on without a doubt it is magnificent i think i i stand unanimous in that right i'm a hundred percent with you i was already a coke zero fan and and you know you can't taste the difference it's just normal you know well i think it's your life what do you say love we need a poll on this we need a poll okay yeah uh what is the poll well what are we comparing it to the oil coke zero or coke yeah if the new or old one is best the new okay so the new is the new coke zero better than the old coke zero is there that many coke zero enthusiasts in the chat is the new or just do a third option i don't care about better than the old coke zero yes no this is hard hitting ethan farted in the denny's [ __ ] you i never farted in denny's bro you know that's just gonna be the answer dude everyone's gonna click that well we'll just if you don't have an opinion on coke zero you know you can take the third option which is ethan farted and denny's coward oh almost eighty percent ethan well i think that's hard no but as far as the people answering the question uh yes is winning uh 14 to six percent uh hard-hitting uh hard-hitting market research here guys what the [ __ ] am i looking at right now the chew zone what is this anytime you start magic happens is it really that big of an event we needed the whole thing yeah it's a big deal it's a big part chew zone come in and shoot down wow my own crew my own crew oh enough i come here slave away i take care of you guys and now you're coming at me with the children no respect no it was you fredo you [ __ ] on the carpet this morning somebody donated 45 british pound sterling and said in what round of squid game would ethan get eliminated red light yeah for sure the first one i haven't seen it yet so i don't know what that is it's really i'm not done with it i'm on like episode seven of nine god the last episode i watched was so sad i think you'd get to the honeycomb which one was that i don't even know so second round let's see i mean i guess when your life's on the line you really step it up with the red green light i don't know i feel like i die in the first round you die i love you but you die i no i agree really cool um netflix show though those koreans think of the most [ __ ] up ideas for shows man it's one of the better shows i've seen in a long time yeah it's a good one so let's see copeland pretends to drink blood the little honey meal this isn't real is it also uh if you guys want to submit videos no this is not real it is real the little hottie meal you better stop this [ __ ] right now burger king this is just pathetic this is like you can't i won't allow this yo 3 000 calories in this [ __ ] yep cameron said and i agree challenge little huddy to eat his own meal [Music] 3 000 calories you guys oh my god i'm so not okay with this do we have to try it on one but this is just oh please please don't do that to me i mean you don't have to eat the whole thing but i will dan well we could just cut you on a single bite off of it so you could at least just try it i think what makes it heavy is those moth sticks i think it's the smoothie i mean that's like easy seven like six seven eight hundred it's gonna be i mean it's gonna be all of it it's it's a bowl of ranch cheese stick fried chicken yeah it's everything's bad here yo i can't so let me get this straight mcdonald's has bts meal and burger king has the [ __ ] little honey meal ladies and gentlemen you know what i gotta say in defense i mean this is obviously horrific however a lot of those mcdonald's meals that are you know these sponsored mcdonald's meals one of our criticism of them is like they're pretty much just like normal meals i mean the bts one of these had the special sauces my my point was just like the star power right but no absolutely a little honey who the [ __ ] but what i'm giving them credit for is at least this is like this is like a well this is not like a normal meal like the bts meal was just like a coke i'm not that familiar with burger king fries menu are we sure it's not i mean they probably have mozzarella sticks they definitely have smoothies what is this sandwich remember what was it travis scott and he was it was just like a quarter pounder with cheese and a sprite no i know but i'm saying how do we know the sandwich isn't on their menu well it might be on their menu but i'm still saying at least there's like some pizzazz to this like there's a little oh the little box and mozzarella sticks instead of fries a shake instead of a soda like this but it's all on their menu okay fair enough i i just think they it seems like they tried a little bit harder than the other i see what dan is saying it's like how many people actually go in and ask for this like this is a this is obviously an actual customer they literally just made a box with brown text that says the chase hudson meal it looks like doo doo text but the food itself like how often do people order these items like everyone goes in and gets chicken nuggets like the bts meal or everyone gets uh mcdonald's there's no way anybody's getting this hudson meal there's no way i think it looks bomb dude i'll be real with you it looks really good i guess dude all right let's get some chase hudson meals in the that sandwich looks amazing right now yeah that's what i'm talking about that's good that's good fika hello see that's more than it won't have anything sweet in there can you guys overnight it maybe overnight you can burger king meal to sweden we might be able to actually like overnight to sweden maybe like very expensive what's the questions you can do fedex because like liquid cooling containment will cost like a thousand dollars love but we cannot send this regularly i lifted that away just put in some dry ice i'm not trying to kill you yeah dude but if we actually if we cool pack it and send it to you overnight it could actually be safe to consume yeah maybe i just don't like the cheese gonna be without the cheese no you eat as it comes no i didn't they also have a nelly meal but like aesthetically this page was just nelly like hot in here nelly like hot in here nelly what it's a little smelly meal it's just a little weird how they're like trying so hard to to walk they keep it real meal you better stop this [ __ ] right [ __ ] now cornell haynes jr parentheses nelly wait there's only three here cornell is nelly oh who's this guy i don't know who nelly is what the ghost wait who's that on the far right like hot in here probably some other songs but mostly hot in here shake your tail feather drop down and get your eagle on yeah all right let's get some yo let's get some little huddies up in this [ __ ] tell me you don't remember this on wednesday i guess yeah yeah i know it yeah nelly it's getting hot in here so i'm gonna make my own bk meal it's a picture of a patty and a and being cooked it's getting hot in here so get your nelly meal if they didn't take advantage of that they [ __ ] up for sure the ingram family channel sold an exact replica of their newborn son what wait this is a youtube channel no [ __ ] way these family youtubers made a replica of their son and sold it [Music] that's unhinged oh you guys stopped the music okay um this is like certifiably [ __ ] esme wanted to show you this was her design that we showed you earlier and with every baby hey let's go to the website i'm fascinated by this i really am get your own baby reborn i mean like can't you just oh 300 oh [ __ ] dude that's a 300 pounds out of stock man 382 u.s it's a good deal yo i mean so first of all the yeah there's a product description at the bottom of the page pretty epic first of all what are people doing with this okay and second of all i'm afraid of this mom's obsession with the baby like like she's got these fake like when this child grows up she's still gonna be carrying around this baby like it's demented it's [ __ ] sick bro like there's these moms that are obsessed with babies but they don't care what happens after they become babies you know after they get older you mean yeah when they grow up like three months later yeah i find that most of these um they're called doulas they're like baby specialists i mean they're really great at what they do we had one help us with theodore but they a lot of them have these weird infant newborn baby obsessions it just it's very odd because they go i mean i guess that's how you get into that career it's well suited for them but they go i don't work with any baby over six months it's just not it's like they need to be around these new babies and once they grow up they don't they can't do it anymore it's just like some there's some condition there i feel like that's not being like diagnosed uh the jace river ingram [Music] that's true we should get one of these for the no such thing as a coincidence guy uh the baby is based on jace at two weeks old we have had the pleasure of meeting him in the store the realistic adorable features allow you to have your own little jace his realistic soft touch skin and hair are beautifully hand painted just for you he is unique life like reborn baby boy with life weight doll exclusive to mary shortly i can't believe 250 people bought this thing he arrives dressed in a powder blue mocked baby girl you also have the opportunity to bring your baby jace reborn to specifically organize baby jace meet and greets oh they want these people to gather we can't allow these people to gather in one place and but then you're the real baby jace this lady is going to bring her real baby jace there and you're going to have to grow up knowing that there's freaks the 250 replicas of you that do ungodly things from death to life this group this at this group meeting is strictly for new owners of baby jace reborn it's like a vip club for their family i wonder if they'll have little bowls of pudding there as well corn corn soda you could play cornhole with your baby jace you know i'll have some haul notes bumping this is not okay you guys this is not okay to make a [ __ ] doll out of your own baby did they get criticism i see there's down votes on it so let's see imagine finding out your mother sold 250 dolls of you as a baby to complete strangers imagine the horror when you're old enough and realize your parents replicated you in a doll form very creepy and inappropriate to sell your own child okay this is just weird yo this is the weirdest [ __ ] i've ever seen on youtube this vest with esme's design printed onto it and this super cute cad leaflet is that her other challenge she's selling merchandise stuff with her yeah sure we got a band family channel oh no excited to be working with the lovely mary shuttle on this beautiful beautiful beautiful strictly limited edition baby yeah you know what most babies are limited edition one to one right so some somebody donated said peace and love ethan these babies are usually for people who have a hard time conceiving or grieving from miscarriages yeah and i mean that's fine but that's not what this is i'm not okay yeah that's not what this is yeah thank you for clarifying because i understand that these are used to cope in some ways and i'm not going to comment on the on the medical uh validity of that okay but this lady's selling a replica of her own child that's what's weird about it yeah all all the baby jace owners like the fact that her fans are gonna own a replica of her baby yeah you could get a baby we don't need all the baby jason owners to gather what are they gonna talk about there what are they going to get up to there i don't know [Music] too much cornholing in one place my gosh this was made to represent jace when he was two weeks old similar to the age in the photo that you will receive on the birth certificate if you buy one of these beautiful baby j's dolls i can't believe how like it like it's so like him you look back on the picture from when he last two weeks old and it's like it's like exactly the same especially when jason's got his hat but you know this kid when he's like grown up you're gonna walk in on his mom and the mom is holding the baby jace still with the baby jace oh boy oh jesus oh jesus that's a [ __ ] interesting one eh wild oh there's a clearance on on ebay for a new love bot oh what do you think about this love big [ __ ] rules check it out [Music] it reminds me of the robot from rocky iv the greatest way we ever lived you mean paulie's wife paulie's wife yeah funny that's crazy and lovebot's already beating the [ __ ] out of us i'm afraid with this one yeah after today i'm a little i'm a little uh reluctant to get maybe you could do that from sweden i know how sick would that be if we got him in like a whole vr rig and he just cruise around i mean that's what this does that would be pretty empty it's it's a telepresence robot we love that is how much is it it's also 10 000. oh [ __ ] prince ea's back oh my god yeah wait how much is it 10 grand we've spent more on dumber have we that would maybe be the record for something i mean have we spent more on dumber clothes 10 grand well your chair we were about to drop like 12 on it oh but did you buy it i actually wanted to here is it do we have the link in the doc or you sent it to me that's right i think we i think we found the one we're going to go with i'm going to pull it up right now all right so dan's shredder he's so funny [Music] i think we'll get our money's worth for that box so let's see the drum roll please drum roll it's one that i mean it's not like a big reveal we've looked at this one before but we just did some research and it has uh good ratings it seems to be you want me to open it oh yeah i got it right here yeah so the scorpion the scorpion we're going with right it's four grand it can hold up to five monitors which is sick dude this this is gonna be awesome this is gonna be awesome yeah yeah i'm excited the company seems legit did you reach out or anything yeah we did actually yes okay we've spoken to them see we we checked how it shipped there's not that much assembly we thought maybe there would be because this picture right here for that picture i saw that and i was like you [ __ ] i hope you got a wrench because i would have been willing to do it but no it kind of it comes like this basically um all folded up in a box it seems kind of cheap if i'm being honest um yeah but again a lot of money but like that that's a four grand for a chair is a lot of money i mean it's like a [ __ ] mechanical scorpion bro well it doesn't walk around or anything it's not it's not that cool but um but yeah i mean i found some uh it's pretty exciting so i'm gonna be a big moment found some legitimate product reviews and everything um seems to seems to work well this is going to be a big moment it gives you there's a massage built in yeah it better be a [ __ ] process during the show for that price anyway so yes uh the scorpion uh is is in the works it's finally exciting it's finally happening please stand up it's finally happening i was totally willing to let you off the hook like for for paying for this but ethan ethan and sis so please stay i'm gonna be hilarious i agree i i mean that would have been epic but it really would have been unrealistic to get it into this space i would have it would have taken up essentially the space of all four of us right now yeah so um prince is back yeah or whatever he's the look up guy he makes all these like woke tech videos that are pretty funny yeah he ended up being like a pretty cool guy right like i remember we looked into him on the podcast years ago and we decided he was we came out we we decided prince eda was i he made a video that was like all about positive messages and stuff and we were like this this is that doesn't sound like something i'd like you did at the time i don't know maybe you need to remember maybe you needed it you needed it at that moment all right well anyway woke bully shames comedian instantly regrets it and this is what i think about your silly little joke this is fake obviously right i mean you're being offensive get off the stage man you've been booing the whole show are you guys having a good time guys how dare you misgender us you know what i work for the biggest media blog in california and you sir are cancelled oh is he like anti-cancer culture guy now this is quite the term for him yeah he didn't know he he went to like i i'm amazed i didn't know he was like part of the like uh right wing name hole yeah side note the guy on the right should have been casted as the new mario interesting announcement coming soon oh are you threatening me it's not a threat it's a promise and this is what i think about your stupid little joke it's okay guys it's okay she's she's a little tipsy and i'm gonna turn this into a teachable moment see man i have a pet peeve when people do videos like this and the audio is like so obviously shot in a sound stage like super crispy and it's just it doesn't make sense he's in a stand up at least shoot the audio there bro it just it just it's uncanny it's unsettling to hear the audio so crispy when you know it shouldn't sound like that because he's on stage can i get a man amen brother you guys you guys know what i'm saying brother yeah thank you back me up you threw your drink on me like a goof and so out of all the languages in the world tonight i'm gonna speak truth oh [ __ ] so you came to my show disrespecting all night but here's something you should know just because you're triggered doesn't mean you're right damn see you [Music] stand up god what stand the [ __ ] up dude i maybe i'm just misremembering but i'd swear when we like he was not a right-wing media yeah it was not like this like two three years ago no definitely not cancel culture people don't fight fair you call yourself woke but you're still asleep and causing nightmares [Applause] no dude this guy sucks as a comedian by the way he's not funny at all hey man it's more like uh slam poetry than comedy excuse me i am a hero fighting for social justice justice here's the thing let's call it for what it is 21st century bullying [Music] he went there i love that he's created this whole fantasy where he's the hero he made it up he makes all the perfect statements the perfect villain like this this situation that apparently is happening at every comedy club around the world it just isn't like that i mean it's just go to a comedy club every night and i dare you to find the goof on this oh where i'm being nice oh auto corrects humanity yeah i mean we don't have to do it right now but i was just looking for it to reference it later 2018 okay no i i i'm with you i think we've we're going we're going through a lot with prince ie right yeah you know i think what we were saying was like we were talking about how tech is ruining people's brains and then we were like yo prince i.e was a was ahead of his time right okay that was what it was he's still a goon though look at what look at his popped ass collar trying to look like eddie murphy and delirious yeah see honestly that's your main policy you bully someone online till they apologize and then after they do you don't even accept their apology how dare you where is the manager you know what we're out of here no no no let's talk cancel culture where are the jokes bro is it supposed to be stand-up comedian is the bouncer about to stop them from leaving bro these kidnapping is [ __ ] new people now he's forcibly restraining them right what you guys have sit down shut the [ __ ] down [Applause] see all jokes aside i'm with you vicious crimes like harvey weinstein and r kelly are despicable and should be punished for show but for shout out somebody for giving an opinion you don't like or telling a joke or a tweet they wrote 10 years ago and now their whole life is dismantled man people are not netflix subscriptions a human being should not be canceled clearly you lack compassion i mean what if somebody reduced your whole life story into one chapter i guess i wouldn't like that no way he got through to her yo this was straight up made for facebook it has 82 000 views here if you go to facebook yeah i guarantee it has like a hundred million views you're very released please prove me right with this like facebook would eat this [ __ ] up they're like on facebook comments would be like is this real they're like is this a sketch or is this real i can't decide i mean god forbid so stop calling people out how about you call them in oh inside you're dealing with a lot of anger because if you really want to change behavior you wouldn't start a fight you'd start a conversation you want to start a fight you would start a flight of stairs up into each other's hearts not to undermine but to understand that person's conscious see people can be rejected i mean if the world met 20 year old maya angelou it would have canceled her because she was a known prostitute jesus i don't like people no cancer for being definitely not yeah i don't think that's maybe your friends i don't know i mean do we cancel martin luther king erase all of his achievements cause some historians claim on his wife he cheated no i don't think we cancel people for cheating either also it's weird to go from a prostitute to martin luther well also like people are getting canceled for like you know r-wording people or and well he you know to not to defend princi well he said like r kelly and harvey weinstein those are monsters those people deserve to be canceled well clearly yeah but he's going like oh so yeah i mean sure some cancellations are dumb i don't think anyone okay all right princess do your [ __ ] thing tell the unfunniest stand-up ever how about we realize we all make mistakes and have shadows and the greater delight that shadow gets bigger everybody raise your glass if you wish we lived in a world where we hated the sin not the sinner see miss the only thing we should cancel is cancel culture and that's the truth cancel cancel culture bro that's genius i have never heard that [ __ ] brilliant how dumb do you feel now [ __ ] and if you don't understand that then the real joke is on you [Applause] whoa her phone's blowing up that's my time wait what happened was she getting harassed was she getting canceled wait wait the castle culture just got canceled low love seeing hecklers get shot down don't bother coming into work tomorrow wait she literally got fired got fired and he celebr this doesn't make sense she just got cancelled yeah for being awoke as [ __ ] bee don't bother coming into work tomorrow wait i gotta read more of these i bet this karen wishes she hadn't woke up today damn this comedian just pwned canceled yeah it did oh boy wait i want to read all of these it has 2.1 million wait ben shapiro hashtag cancel dead oh so you know what you know who he's watching what does that even mean she got a message from ben shapiro oh yes ben straight up as as harassing her in the text messages sending her skull and crossbones cancel i'm gonna [ __ ] kill you that's the best one did you find it on facebook i found on facebook uh it has 2.1 million views i don't know if it'll allow you to open it because i just had to log in like three times [ __ ] facebook sucked so much i wasn't even able to find it okay 2.2 million i mean not as not as much as i thought but sometimes they people like repost it on other pages and it get you know what i mean weird yeah i mean it's still relatively new there's a lot of other videos that have a crazy amount uh somebody down here five dollars said prince is a conspiracy theorist he made a video against sunscreen saying it doesn't protect against the sun's skin can you use coconut oil instead you know that's such a weird one well that one's actually been around for a while and i haven't heard about that one in a while that don't believe in sunscreen that's so [ __ ] funny that's a very like uh 2015 conspiracy theory everybody's wait i don't want to watch much harder [ __ ] although i want to know if it's a video or if you'll post about it yo what the [ __ ] bro are you like like what are your credentials to doubt sunscreen coconut oil to prevent sun here let's see how many the truth about sunscreen uh let's i'm gonna read the comments on this coconut oil is definitely not sunscreen though it has limited sun protection i mean i don't i just don't think coating yourself in oil and going out of the sun that's like how you cook yourself if you want to lightly saute yourself okay so the comments are actually saying please stop spreading misinformation people aren't buying it someone said all good if you have natural dark skin pale people would get become a cooked lobster now isn't it i don't want to say this definitely at all because i don't want to uh pull a princier and spread anti sunscreen misinformation here but wasn't i hearing in the last year or two that it apparently it if you go into the ocean with sunscreen it's like it's bad for like coral reefs or something it's bad out of the ocean somehow what it's so i just remember i don't know if it's uh if that sounds like it's impossible to be true because it's such a small amount no here we go you have like this whole [ __ ] tankers noaa national ocean national oceanic atmospheric administration skin care uh skin care chemicals and coral reefs yeah sunscreen it's like contributing to coral reefs getting uh such a small amount of in the vastness of the ocean i have a hard time believing that i just remember something in the back of my head okay that's tickling that out guys get up break out the coconut oil yeah they have articles about reef safe sunscreen so right yeah i remember hearing about it because all the coral reefs is it coconut oil dying it is not coconut oil is not protective it only blocks out about twenty percent so eighty percent still exposed it's not recommended it's interesting that oh olivia gave me a little bit of center here common chemicals used in thousands of products to protect against harmful effects of ultraviolet light threatened corals and other marine life yeah guess so a particular concern to scientists was oxybenzone a chemical used in sunscreen to protect our skin from damaging uv light oxybenzone is bad news for coral harming them by increasing a coral's susceptibility to bleaching that's right that's what what the [ __ ] somebody believes he's onto something all right let's see what somebody tells me he's uh taking a different route well let's see if it's about maybe he's about protecting the coral maybe he is maybe he is let's see what are you doing i'm putting on sunscreen and don't give me that didn't you hear johnson and johnson took their sunscreen off the market because it contains a toxic chemical called benzene which causes cancer well it sounds like they took it off the market hey dude he's trying to cancel sunscreen [ __ ] [ __ ] yo cancel cancer culture get this guy off the stage let's sit send this guy's death threats and text messages bent shapiro send this man a death threat in the text really yeah i mean isn't it ironic a product designed to prevent you from getting skin cancer has ingredients that cause skin cancer damn here just use coconut oil coconut oil is a natural lotion used for thousands of years it'll protect you for 45 minutes of sun exposure see your skin absorbs everything you put on it so if you wouldn't eat it why put it on your skin wow bro that is so dumb what do you will you you eat the ground i mean your feet touch the ground what does that mean your skin is to protect your internal organs [ __ ] [ __ ] idiot like you never you drink bath do you drink pool water yo everything that touch my skin i consume bro do you drink ocean water why put it on your skin wow this is one of the dumbest things i ever heard wow how do you know all that well because i follow prince ea wow damn no no no how do you know that it was almost an interesting question uh it does look like johnson johnson recalled uh sunscreen because of some cancer-causing uh chemical though yeah but like you said they recalled it right they took it off the market right yeah so i'm just saying that that wasn't out of the blue that claim that he was saying in that video i just found an article about it wow and hawaii has been certain sunscreens to have two certain chemicals you know maybe he's onto something with this oh stop it that's all i'm saying well i mean that screen is great you guys please wear something yeah wear sunscreen i mean there's so many things though that you know could potentially cause cancer i mean yeah that's true i mean the air we breathe right let's start there yep yeah anyway um olivia says there are oxy benzoni benzone free sunscreens right yeah oh i just found out trisha saw her that we were mentioned her briefly in this podcast and i got a photo of her right now so got a little glimpse over there moses actually sent me that photo no way how long we've been going there's a lot here uh three hours oh wow and we it's oh it's late yeah we should probably wrap it up is there anything good here that i shouldn't skip over oh wait patrice wilson is a religious anti-vaxx trump guy mr just bringing back the classics oh yeah bringing back all the classics i'm scared to talk about him he i actually was i'm not gonna lie this [ __ ] i was afraid for my life for the first time i literally when he did that countdown and like was showing pictures of me and [ __ ] i literally went to a parking lot and got out of my house wow well the countdown hit zero i mean understandably that was so long ago now i bet you a lot of people watch the pod now uh i didn't watch back then and aren't even aware of that whole song but way back in december i don't really want to kick the hornet's nest with him this guy's on his own journey you know what i mean i i don't i don't want to i don't want to pile on him i think it's that was probably the funniest i've left as a fan watching that episode it was terrifying i mean yeah because i could tell you guys are sincerely scared i don't know why it was well just the fact that we like discovered it in real time yeah and like it was there was the curtains i was doing a podcast a live podcast with post malone patrice wilson he made friday and by rebecca black you guys remember that and a bunch of other really questionable you know what patrice i'm not even gonna patrice be with go with god love his love baby go with god i don't want to be a part of your story anymore i don't want that heat bro and he's like super jacked too he's like massive bro god be like steroids in that man's system who would win the fight chat or patrice patrice would murder chet he would tear him to limb we got we got a decent amount of old heads saying they remember that episode it was one of the best episodes ever it really was it was just it was alive and raw and wild and terrifying it's scary let me see for people that haven't seen it i kind of want to tell people what episode number it was you could pull it up i don't mind you got the episode number well anyway oh here let me pull up the highlight yeah roll it oh my god our highlights you stick kids so much views three million well this one has post in it okay okay good i'm glad okay this is long but he did a countdown and he put my name h3h3 in it and then he kept doing all these weird subliminal things calling me out and then while it was live he cut to like this we look at this [ __ ] it was like blair witch project [ __ ] yeah like walking this is like [ __ ] horror movies why is he going to church is that a church who's buried in that house and then he was like cutting to a shower curtain that kept moving like someone was behind it and anyway when the video came out when the when the countdown expired oh yeah this was super weird look at this but yeah i guess you're right why what the [ __ ] dude do i close this i mean yes oh i saw a hand i saw a hand i saw patrice's hand it was a boy i told you he was going to cut it off didn't i it'll be back he changed did he change the font okay i'm not i wasn't yeah so when this expired me and ela actually left the house yeah understandable it was funny i remember at first you were like you didn't seem too afraid of it and then like as it went on progressively you're like oh [ __ ] this is kind of yeah no i i i got more and more afraid for sure but you know what i wish patrice well i don't wish any harm on him i don't wish i don't hope anyone goes and bothers him he's reinventing himself as a [ __ ] and uh anti-vaxxed trump guy and he's go with god bro just live your dream have fun with that yeah have fun with that i wish you all the best episode 39 it looks like of the podcast we stopped even numbering i don't know we must we've done like how many episodes we've done now we've been doing for a week gotta be hundreds and hundreds we haven't stopped numbering but we've done all these yeah i mean you can pretty easily see how many uh videos are on our channel when i started a year ago right after 200 so oh we've blown past 300 easily by now yeah we probably blew past it without even realizing so uh are any of these worth going in on i don't want to miss anything good body armor demonstration man that was whatever wild chiropractor i think we made sure anthony master gets carried out of grocery store like a rag doll sounds [ __ ] awesome people won't learn these people did you look at the girl beating up the mannequins with christmas trees no let's watch that because this is actually a sequel we've we've watched some of this girl's content on the show before and she popped up on my feet again oh for real yeah friends of the show sort of oh this is the girl who farts on them yes oh yeah she's awesome she's got a whole new genre oh just christmas tree violence she's just i think what she's preparing to defend herself around christmas time i guess i guess where there's christmas trees all over the sidewalk in case santa claus comes in without permission right this was gonna happen need to know what she's preparing for someone said this girl is great man i'm surprised she's gonna finish with farting on their face though yeah that was a big theme in the last one um she's moved on from that i guess thank you zach all right guys well it's been a long show hope you all had fun we will be back on thursday with off the rails we're gonna make you having some little honey meals it sounds like 3 000 calories to the dome right you will be happy to hear about that and um and then friday and then sunday oh oh on discord what do you want me to say guys just shout out uh people a lot of these videos were submitted by people okay so you can do that on our discord there's a channel for submissions h3 tv submissions yeah thank you to everyone from discord who submitted these videos the names are here i forgot to read them i'm sorry guys i'll i'll do better next time i don't know how to go back to the mark with that one yeah i missed the mark but thank you guys for submitting and uh hope you enjoyed and we'll see you on uh thursday for no members uh love y'all see you next time peace [Music] my [Music] you

Channel: H3 Podcast

Views: 1,769,029

Keywords: h3h3, h3, h3 after dark, h3h3productions, ethan klein, hila klein, ethan and hila, ethan & hila, h3tv

Id: bVwGr98HYqQ

Length: 191min 50sec (11510 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 27 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/i-internetperson]

Please stand up. This episode was 😗🤌 Light on drama, heavy on goofs. God bless ya

[u/appleparkfive]

I think that these Alpha types aren't necessarily "in the closet", like Ethan said. I think it's more of a "I got made fun of as a kid for having certain mannerisms or a certain voice and people called me gay, so I had a weird confused time and now overcompensate"

I know it's a mouthful but that's what I think is really going on with these "Alpha" guys. A lot of them have really squeaky, shrill voices too. I just think they were made fun of a lot when they were young.

[u/dingjima]

The thing about Donna's hair salon gossip... In my experience, hairdressers just kind of mirror the sentiments of the person in the chair. I think AB was on the right logic. Think it was a small comment and the group of ladies ran away with gossip

[u/BetaUntested]

It’s crazy how much H3 content I’ve been consuming lately and loving it, and to think it all began with me overhearing someone rip ass at a Denny’s a couple years ago and looking the guy up on YouTube.

[u/WhatsOnYourMind----]

Finally someone told Zach about the Fika thing

[u/appleparkfive]

I feel kind of bad for Cam there, even though I know they're probably mostly joking. Sometimes it's hard to tell if AB is legitimately upset or not the past couple of weeks.

I've been the guy without a car at work when I was younger. It made me feel horrible asking anyone for a ride home. Glad to hear he got a car now! Places like LA are such a hassle without a car.

[u/Ripsea]

Can I get the next episode straight into my veins? So addicted to this H3 shit.

[u/WhatsOnYourMind----]

"I'MTRYING TO MAKE A POINT DAN" scared me

[u/bebe_yoda1994]

Is h3 bringing baxk content court?! Dan seemed to have hinted they are! I really hope they do