Tom Cruise Calls In - H3 After Dark #27

three two well here we are again every friday just like we said we would be h3 after dark baby we never missed shoot we're all met baby or a brick good luck we'll find out in the world you know when it slams into the rim it's a brick yeah yeah um you know my dad whenever i watch ucla games this is a total that's like i always found this so cruel college uh basketball ucla every time when an opposing team comes and there's a thing called an air ball that's when you totally miss the basket the rim it's nothing yeah so every time that guy gets a ball again the rest of the game they go airball they [ __ ] [ __ ] on him the whole game brutal nice brutal how's everybody doing on this beautiful friday um afternoon ela my co-host beautiful as ever looking fresh is absolutely [Applause] looking fresh as my ass after a nice squirt on the bidet baby what a compliment well i don't know what else is fresh name something fresher than that right eddie fresh dirty fresh fresh as a teddy um how are you today uh good i yeah it's been i'm actually what no i i i'm sorry i thought the same thing what it's been said either you looked at me but it's in a visit i'm sorry shrek music it is that's uh that is um what's their name a bear naked ladies right but did they make shrek songs uh they seem like the type of band that would i don't know if they're in my head that i think of as shrek music which is like rock where they talk really fast rock and roll it's been 10 tracks that you shrek swat it's been 10 swamps that you shrek that me anyway so i was gonna say [Music] that it's been a tough week of lots of teddy fresh work so i'm kind of like my brain is a little bit of a mush right now but we are we worked on like something really cool for later this year can't talk about it so we finished designing it and i'm really happy with it but um it was it was really great that i was actually fully focused on teddy fresh because there was so much to do but it was also weird to um it's like a big change in my life i feel like because you're there you're in the office you have like yeah that's a ceo right no um we had a room there was like a photo photo shoot room and we painted it all black on dennis advice and um now that's my office and i'm sitting in a black room which i'm sure is really good for your mentors yeah so you visited blocked oh yeah right every day that's my office every day how does it feel to be black dealer i feel like if you just walk into it not knowing anything it looks like i'm into like really weird stuff yeah yeah well we're painting the walls but you've been in full ceo mode i i wish i we can't tell you guys about this but you'll find out about it towards the end of this year but it is freaking epic yeah but here's this is what's coming out this month like next week this is the classic it's a whole line we've been working on of just like classics beautiful perfect nice inspiring quarantine because we're all home anyway and this is all we wear oh this is quarantine it's fire interesting and you guys can't see it but the zipper is a teddy bear head which oh all right this is also coming out this month right yeah anyway that's that now i have a oh tom cruise is calling in today we have tom cruise the actor mega actor tom cruise we also are sponsored today by keeps and expressvpn tom cruise everybody legendary actor it's gonna be calling in later it's pretty interesting you know there's a whole phenomenon on tick tock where there's like these celebrity impersonators celebrity look-alikes there's a bunch of tom cruise ones so tom cruise himself is calling in to discuss this phenomenon and to share his thoughts and what he thinks about all these how the hell did we land him yeah amazing no yeah it's hey we're a big show give brad [ __ ] next yeah everything's possible when you have a show this size and this important well they know when we talk to the agent i say look listen i don't want to go to threats but we have a very influential podcast and i have seen tom cruise wiki feat actually does tom cruise have a work if you that's interesting oh absolutely he's already kind of hurting and i'm just saying you know the man has a reputation as a heartthrob it'd be a shame if somebody if somebody did something bad to his wikifeed rating you know they're not i want to smell certainly not something we would ever do no but i'm just saying it sounds similar to extortion what you're describing yeah it does sound similar but but that but you know what is that yes yes i extort them i do extort them what is that wait he was barefoot when he went up there yeah i guess he was on top of the burj for some stunt and a mission impossible but dude why where is that that's a great that looks like a funny he's so casual yep because he has the power of scientology that fuels everything he does yeah these are some desperate ass foot picks bro you know what i mean how old is he tom cruise man there must be something to scientology because this guy's pretty amazing it looks like he doesn't age yeah there's something to scientology because if you look at this guy he's 58 what no no way he's 58. are you kidding me god yeah they're doing something and scientology but it only works for the i think what happens in scientology is that they somehow farm the blood or the life force energy of the normal the casual members and they feed it to tom cruise yeah i do think they probably suck your soul and turn it into liquid right and then they fit it to him tom cruise is definitely what that's not what they do what do they do they cleanse your soul that's the whole point okay that's the whole point they cleanse your school soul of cold they do cleanse yourself they cleanse your skull real good and they get the the there's the things that people have their skull cleansed by scientists listen there's thetans which are the souls of a dead extinct alien race that have glued themselves to our souls and we need to cleanse them with a e meter 58 or your balls anyway i said yes i do extort them i mean i straight up blackmailed them i'm not like but what are they going to do take me to court over wiki feet so i says i'm gonna tank your [ __ ] wiki fever don't come on our show they said okay fair enough don't say no more it's too important to our client's image zach i have some out zach i was listening to the last episode since now i'm a listener um i love the tulip discussion really the tulip bubble he likes my little my little tulip fart yeah we talked we had this whole conversation about the tulip bubble the two they were actually selling tulips i felt like we concluded that they were selling yeah i feel like i didn't really learn anything well i said that i said it that's not that's not let's not revive the tool of conversation please we don't need to relitigate this please i've moved on mentally to tilly bubble it wasn't too the first bubble ever hula bart napoleon swam i mean i got the facts man [Music] still debated napoleon swam zach what is this i hear about you hating peace and love i don't like this what is this it's not so much a sense of you saying it or else saying it it's the sense of like you can say it and then say the most hurtful [ __ ] thing after it blank that's the joke that's literally what's good about it i but dan you said you'd back me up on this yesterday what well i i feel like it's it's half of our comments on on every social media platform and youtube comments at this point and it is it's a bit much it's a bit who are you guys to pass judgment on what people like book stands out to people wait sorry you guys are already people who work on this show and uh and we're you guys are criticizing love i think you guys are talking way out of turn yeah that's it you're starting to hate peace and love because people like it i'm sorry zach was pretty passionate about it yesterday on the zoom call when we were prepping the show he was just like i'm [ __ ] sick of this peace and love it's every comment is just peace and love blah blah blah peace and love blah blah blah can you give us an example of one that makes you mad yeah um with peace and love i don't like abey's hair yeah i think i think that i think it was not your hair i think it was exactly that comment but zack's hair so you think you that's first you feel you're being insulted more than usual by the audience and they're they think it's okay because they start with peace and love is that what's happening you feeling more more vulnerable lately since the introduction i i guess so i feel like if because you say peace and love people feel like you can say whatever the hell you want after like peace and power that's the power i put it's like no like like doesn't work like that i mean i think it's hilarious when you and eli it's just like so zach zach wants to end state a rule stating fans with peace and love can no longer say peace and love only even with peace and love with peace and love interesting interesting i don't know there was a lot of people saying aby's hair was better than your sack that's fine man i i like my i actually look like you've improved it i did i toned it i got the purple shampoo i got a little haircut to get rid of some of the dead clippings on it but um yeah i mean look people are entitled their opinion i like it i think i rock it and i'm gonna stay good as long as it's not prefaced with peace and love apparently they're not okay exactly everyone keeps telling me to tell zach about toner i've told him with peace and love his hair is darker guys oh so you're going to pull him out now what is what everybody's going on and on about toner they tell me toner toner zac toner taught her half of the comments zach needs a tone ethan didn't tone it's like just [ __ ] stop with the toning i get it there's a thing called toner and apparently it i i don't care about toter i don't want daughter i don't want to hear about toner i'm out on the toner and by the way the minute i start toning my hair no one can also talk about toning hair no no one can say pieces no pieces all right what a great any other boundaries they want to impart on everybody watching you know the minute i start toning my hair and start to start trying to make it look good then then i've really fallen ethan has this thing where he doesn't want to look like he's trying so he doesn't want to tone his hair right because it's not funny if i come out look at with peace and love the ab he wants to look good and that's fine and god bless you know why shouldn't you people like that you look good you know i see people are thirsting for a b a lot in the comments with his hair and stuff but like it's just not funny like right now i've got you like to make yourself look funny it's not funny to come out and be like all swagged out it's not funny they need a pathetic without a desperate old man clinging to his youth very good issue here okay it's not i'm not using toner because of the toner i think you need to see a therapist no it's funny with peace and love this is a serious message to everybody watching my update right now peace and love peace and love i want to tell you please after the 20th of october no more fan mail to any address that you have i think i [ __ ] up i think i missed the whole line i missed the whole line anyway uh we also have n so okay you guys if you didn't watch our last episode there's a huge thing going on with nfts we put up our own exclusive one of i mean it's only time this is ever gonna happen art okay this is pretty serious now this is a serious message please give us your money now we were taking bets on what would sell stuff so this is pretty interesting because we have updates um by the way there's also a huge update because when we did this bit in our previous episode the current highest selling art was like 6.6 million now in between that time and this episode the same guy beeple sold his art for 69 million dollars one piece did that just happen when that just happened right after yeah that literally just happened like yesterday the day before i think i saw that it was actually a resale so it might have actually been that same six million sale somebody sold it no it wasn't a resale it was it was original piece it was like a collage of his five thousand works so was this guy and actually i've been looking at his art his art is really [ __ ] cool like i'm not even gonna i can't even hate on the guy he's a digital chair yeah i've been following him on instagram for for a while and he he's always made some pretty cool stuff apparently he makes was he always into digital art yeah he's always been a digital artist apparently he makes a new one every day which i don't know how the [ __ ] he does that because they're like really detailed um and so what he did is he in the first five thousand days he made a collage of every single piece and he sold it on christie's which is like the most reputable auction house for art for 69 million [ __ ] dollars bro but like i mean how does he make this in a day like they look super good he makes this in a day yeah he makes one new every day what the world because he's super rich obviously yeah big artists do have assistance and stuff but this just seems like way too so these are digital these are all digital arts that he sells you know a lot of them aren't one of one he'll make like a hundred copies or something or a thousand copies in some cases but that one was one of one that's really cool but i kept but his art is super cool it's like funny and weird yeah just kind of [ __ ] up you know yeah um really good excited i don't know how he does it in one day though i mean he must have helpers this guy's eating out of turkey bro i mean that's pretty awesome oh can someone like me the video of when the sale went through it was pretty interesting he was watching live with his family as it went through um it was really cool the bowl the bitcoin bowl yeah i mean they're all like super interesting there's 5 thousand of these you know this one i thought was great it should wreck just [ __ ] paint you know what i mean this is really what goes down in shrek swamp don't you make also paintings like real kind of i don't know not that i know of but i certainly could be wrong on that i just like the video too i would love that this is what goes down michael jackson and kim jong-un okay i'm in why not you know why not oh that's a logo that's graphic okay yeah i guess a lot of these are pretty graphic i sent you the video if you if you're interested so here he is with his family it's only like a minute long but it was like in the last minute of the sale this guy's like a normal dude with the family and he's like yeah i just made [ __ ] 70 million bucks someone uh just said in the comment like exactly what i'm wondering they said people pl paying millions for this but some people can't afford to eat it's like i also wonder like who are all these rich people all of a sudden they have so much money not all of a sudden it's always been like this with dart no but it's the specifically with the nfl so this one wasn't actually an nft sale i think this one was straight up dollars because it was through christy even though most of his stuff he sells with nfts okay but this was you can see it's not in the the currency that's being displayed is literal [ __ ] dollars i guess it still is an nft but you're right that it was it was just it was purchased in in they're buying the nft sorry they're buying the ft but it wasn't end like uh crypto ethereum or something yeah it was just straight up 70 million so but still like who are they i don't know that's so much money yeah i agree people have always spent ridiculous amounts of money on art i mean no but all of a sudden you have like listeners of uh or fans of too mad right who just have the money to splurge on a well in a gag that's why we made our own same question here yeah wondering like who are all these i don't know so much money again back to the tulip we we were a lot of us were speculating it's just some crazy ass bubble because well i'll explain like for example the beeple one that held the previous record was a resell so people sold it for like 60 000 and then somebody got some guy turned around and listed it because like resale is really so and then he sold it for uh six million so i think there's a lot of people that think that they can resell this and make a lot of money so that's one aspect of it another aspect that i've heard is that people seem to think that this is some kind of tax tax evasion slash deduction uh scheme you know which has long been said to be one of the reasons why people spend so much on art is because you can value artists whatever you want i mean if you buy if you spend 70 million dollars as an investment on art that's a full write-off but i don't really get that argument frankly because the only way that makes sense is if like your friend it doesn't really the only way it makes sense is if your friend the person you're buying it from is in on it because you say here's 70 million dollars you get to take it all off yeah as a deductible well that's how money but that's fraud right that's not a tax deduction scheme that's straight-up fraud when i saw this piece sold for 670 million i was like you can buy an original da vinci for that price i just don't get it i don't know you could buy one of the grand masters all-time masterpieces for that price like there was or what there was like an original da vinci that was like uncovered a few years ago can someone look up how much that sold for i guess also my immediate issue with it is that like what's the difference between me having it on my phone and like a screenshot or a jpeg or whatever what is the difference you know it's just it's this weird new concept that i think we have to wrap our brands around it's the authentic it's just you own the authentic one i know but when you buy an an artist print you know it's a really nice print if you're going to go and print it and uh well it's signed it's like signed so let's say there's like 10 legit lithographs signed by the artist so it's like that i mean right but the print itself is also really nice quality if you go and get a poster it's not going to look the same but ela you know if if a really famous artist sells something like a lithograph or something that's signed even if it's really high quality how much do you think that that print itself costs to make you know at most a hundred dollars maybe it's still being the value is still mostly being derived from the fact that one it's rare and two it's signed by the artist look i i kind of that's where the value is coming from it's it's super weird and it's crazy like two matches selling pictures of his titties for thousands of dollars you know idubbbz too he sold a picture of his nutsack for a thousand dollars so i was like let's get paid baby yeah i don't oh okay so da vinci sold for okay sorry i'm way off da vinci's original ela that recently came out sold for 450 million so that's a little bit more you actually can't get an original vinci for 70 million it turns out not nearly enough money what's the story with this when did i i remember this thing came out that someone found it like okay you found it sounds like a fake to me but okay how a four i just found an article from wall street journal uh it was lost in america a louisiana family discovers uh salvatore moondi painting had long hung in their home before it was reauthenticated as a leonardo masterpiece so uh they had it and they just didn't know it was real 150 million can you show an image i want to see this [ __ ] thing it was sold in 1958 for 60 dollars they thought it was probably a reproduction or something or uh it's called it's called salvatore carlos loves that investment okay that's a bit connect whoa because yeah so so there you go i mean people's is a bargain here if you look in here it is that's your boy jesus christ you know we love you god we love you i feel like i sound like this old people that are like they can't understand why people want to watch video games yeah like when you watch a streamer playing video games they're like but why would you want to watch it i feel like i'm like that but i just don't understand well listen it it's far from alone in my opinion and i could be wrong i could be eating my words okay but it's a i'm of the opinion that in 10 years and probably even less that nobody's going to give a [ __ ] about this [ __ ] but again i could eat my words i'm just saying well ela there might be an nft that might catch your interest really just went up yeah there's a link in the description just hit the okay you guys know that we each have our own and our nft ntf non-fungible nft but did you know how many of these did we meant dan or ian 50 50 but only five are for sale right now now did you guys know that we have our own original ela klein token that's right shredding with shredder she's escaping past the haters they're doing ollies they're doing jumps that's right it's one of a kind baby it's ela cline well it's one of 50. you have two weeks to buy this ultimate collectible this is the only coin we will ever meant this is your one and only chance um and and whatever is not bought in two weeks are going to be tossed in the bin with peace and love that's pretty sick i got to say so yeah i like it so that's so let me let me go over because i think a lot of people are wondering what's been happening yeah now we put the okay because listen this is all we don't know what's going on and i'm i'm hoping you guys see the value in this more than us you know what i mean because for us is just a gag so here's the result so far our vape niche coin we've sold four wow we sold four vape nation coins tokens tokens we got the coins for the token that's one etherium that's like 1800 bucks i mean with peace of love thank you but wow but i don't know but that's the thing if you're buying this you understand something i don't right because you can go turn around and resell this [ __ ] rare beautiful thing and make a bunch of money apparently yeah yes when i when and maybe i get assassinated maybe i die in a car crash the value is going way up you know what i'm saying whenever the world is the way it used to be carlos probably bought one of those coins he knows what's up he probably did probably did yeah when i was um explaining that we were doing this to uh a buddy of mine who's very into all this you know i'm you know i'm trying to understand it but i am pretty skeptical of it but when i explained it to him he was like oh no people are for sure going to buy these and they're going to he thinks people are going to flip them and sell them for way more than we're selling them that's the idea that's how confident he is yeah i'm like okay so do you say so i think they will too because this is the first this is the one and only time this will ever happen well i am kind of happy to see that a lot of people in the chat are also not understanding well i know i want them to understand they the majority of people i think are very skeptical of this i do see um actually that we did want to talk about um people are mentioning that we should talk about the environmental oh we'll get to that but first let's get to me getting paid i definitely want to talk about that let's come on ela well the people that know don't care about the environment they just want to get paid hit me with that big connect big good nerd thank you carlos so guys let me tell you i love that's my boy [Applause] i feel like i'm on the big connect train right now okay so i haven't made it so excited i already made 8 000 selling these [ __ ] vape nation coins bruh that's just me okay um now here's the tally ian the legend himself five coins to commemorate ian singularity [Music] five yeah there's only three left e has sold two of these ian is in the bag secured the bag we're talking almost four thousand dollars that's to ethereum and what do you have to say to the people yeah well that's like the energy of a small town or something really there's the two tokens thank you guys oh my god let's let's bump that town up let's get to a city come on baby stand up we don't need energy in whatever africa or whatever i don't know who who needs energy ian please stand up stand up please let's stand everything up two tokens wow two points i mean two coins excuse me no no you got a token no he got coins he's oh he got that and he got two coins okay that's okay i know what i'm talking about he got coins for his tokens what's not clear about that okay okay moving on to zach joker brain give him a round of applause the boy sold one token for one coin you're in the money baby thank you very much joker brain i just wouldn't get it dan with his bridge to sell you even in pewter [Music] even in a pure revolt of the notion he even is making fun of the person that bought it i've got a bridge to sell you and yet despite his best efforts dan has sold one token why why did you buy that somebody bought it real quick why did you buy that well they thank you what am i not saying right i've got a whatever you should say two under what do you say close it yeah does it not say too onerous oh yeah it's because the one person who bought it and us yeah got it they're saying boners why uh a b the super set has sold one token everybody's in the money let's go [ __ ] you baby trista's not happy about it but hey she doesn't have to buy it so everybody sold one and sold two right and four free and i sold four does anyone bought yours yeah nobody spotted yet come on guys it's been like three minutes i'm trying to get paid carlos is waiting i feel like carlos right now so much okay but this is the big prize this is like people's five that first out five thousand days this is one there's only one of these legendary [ __ ] bro gold pulsating coin listen up watch the gold pole say poof watch that [ __ ] poof you see what i'm saying it's epic so it also includes not just the token but the one and only vape nation full video nft the only one to exist yeah it's crazy so we've had a few bids i think it's a little far out but like i encourage more bidding obviously you know what i'm saying for sure um so i'm just so curious with these people how can i see the bids because they're right there but i know there's only been three yeah okay um come on guys only three bids started at one we're if this doesn't sell for at least twenty thousand i'm gonna be pissed yeah so no no no this is all very exciting so you guys will update us right if there's any sale any sales during the show especially if elos we got to get on the map got to get you the paid thank you thank you oh let's watch people [Music] in yeah living room and we're watching that's the legend of the auction which closes in an hour and 18 minutes it's already at like uh absolutely 15 million [Music] every day three and a half years people have created digital artwork and posted online so it's a collage of them all pretty cool can we use this music sounds like uh what's it called some royalty free shipping i'll just mute it just in case well i want to hear him talk yeah he's influenced by the work of a bunch of people in the crypto community as well this is jason i just want to say congratulations you're at 25 million 250 thousand that's crazy 25 nearly one minute left so there's one minute left it goes from 25 million to 70. million so that's what i'm expecting obviously for for ours right i mean it's at a thousand now thousands like or like 2 000 so i'm expecting you know the last minute we'll probably get up to 20 to 70 million i'm expecting i'm wondering if one of those people who are buying it would want to call in and explain why they're buying it that's uh that's my dream i want to talk to them yeah all right actually if you guys are listening now yeah if anybody who has bought a token a token not a coin you got it hey um message zack on discord we want to hear from you mm-hmm i love these yeah peace and love rate you dan don't parade our callers i don't berate but no i'm genuinely curious dan's like let me [ __ ] talk to those idiots i am so excited i am so happy i don't know though i'm feeling good i'm feeling strong about that one one of one one you know these are all gonna be worth a lot someday for sure apparently allegedly well you either speculate now you know get in now or you're going to miss the train people used to say bitcoin would never reach what's it at like 60 000 now uh it's going up there yeah like 55 the other day and that's what i wonder is if are the only people buying this the the crypto millionaires that you know got bitcoin when it was ten dollars and they just they have like half a billion dollars now and they're just like [ __ ] it i'll just spend money on anything that's what i think because it's like funny money right they're like oh i have like that that's like i have a million ethereum i'll just give you one but it's still money you could they could go sell that [ __ ] and just cash out 200 million dollars i mean it's money's money people aren't just there's no such thing as funny money you know what i mean that's like oh i've got this uh i've got these i've got a billion mexican pesos so here's a here's a million because i don't care about my it's still money you know what i mean it's legit currency like you could sell it and cash out immediately right dan uh yeah yeah i know you guys have said you know when this is all said and done you're gonna cash out this ethereum that we're making i'm not keeping it i think i'll probably keep mine you want to get your coins i mean it just keeps going up you want to keep your ethereum coins interesting if it's worth ten thousand dollars next year you know what i mean i'm taking it out i don't want a coin i don't want a purse i need a coin purse you hear about people losing their purse and then they lose their money forever really yeah oh yeah dudes who have lost like thousands of bitcoins because they farmed them a while ago and then they like never like yeah i heard a story of some guy in europe who uh who had bought a bunch of bitcoin in like 2009 or something and he lost the password and the thing that he's using you only get five attempts at the password and he's used four so now he's like scared to do the last attempt because then he'll get locked out forever carlos knows the password yeah it was something it was like a hundred million dollars worth of bitcoin in there or something and if he if he guesses the password wrong one more time it's poof it's gone how do you live how do you live your life after that i think you just have to right i don't even know like you literally burned 100 million dollars just well great so uh so we're at uh 36 minutes we we got to do our oh yeah all right let's see if he was we 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should watch that but basically there's just massive [ __ ] servers that are mining coins and running the servers and the services um basically just [ __ ] energy into the void for no purpose other than this digital currency you got that video that guy we watched uh farming bitcoin yesterday and so it's kind of weird for something that's supposed to be like new that it's not like a smart thing you know that could also benefit something so right you know when i heard about the blockchain and the farming i figured that like they they were crunching algorithms to like that that somehow that was make they were like trying to solve algorithms to create like ai or something really interesting and futuristic nah it's just it's basically just running the servers the blockchain itself that encrypts everything um here's a video of someone doing a bitcoin farming operation it's probably somewhere really cold like alaska or iceland or some [ __ ] because the server it gets super hot yeah exactly so yeah you can imagine how much energy this is pulling so this video is interesting but um i looked into it a little bit and this isn't actually the best example for the wastefulness of it because what this is is they've built this using uh um i believe it's when you uh mine oil or drill for oil there's all this gas that comes up and it's usually just burned off into co2 that enters the atmosphere and they're using that they're capturing it and using it to power the server farm so this is actually an example of like a relatively good way to do it that's well not sustainable because it's still coming from drilling oil but that oil is being drilled for all the other port versus the oil is drilled for anyways and it is a good example of how much power yeah i mean yeah this is yeah this is not at all uncommon and i would actually say that that's relatively small there a lot of these are um you know in these data banks where they'll have like thousands of graphics cards running 24 7 like full let's get some videos yeah yeah okay sure you know look around but yeah certainly yeah i mean i'm using a lot of power i don't know what i'm missing but like yeah they they mine and then they run the and then they run the the blockchain whatever the [ __ ] that means i literally don't even know but apparently it's all encrypted so they have to like crunch numbers and should to verify eight-year-old cryptocurrency was established this is like the real [ __ ] the last time journalist there were tens of thousands of individual computers this is where all graphics cards are going around the clock this is why i can't get a new graphics card uh yes actually i mean it's good it's a big contributing factor to why these [ __ ] are the reason why i can't play video games [ __ ] mechanical force of 260 washing machines this constant cool airflow is essential to keep the computational hardware at optimal working temperatures that's because any burnout or interruption to the mining process literally costs money with individual coins trading at many hundreds of dollars potentially millions are at stake so for the technicians overseeing the enigma facility failure really isn't an option the electricity bills at enigma reportedly run time okay y'all got just one graphics card going spare i can use like we've been waiting like how long for a [ __ ] graphics card yeah we upgrade our computer we ordered a really uh i mean this is some [ __ ] it's been delayed for about two months because can't get the [ __ ] graphics card yeah this pisses me off i mean you guys are right is pretty [ __ ] that being said please buy my coins there are other factors there was a lot of just like anything covet has disrupted supply chains a lot in the last year but yeah the crypto stuff is uh definitely making the graphics card market pretty difficult i just sent you a chart that shows how much energy it uses compared to a lot of big countries bitcoin specifically so this is just bitcoin which i mean that is the biggest one by far although everything else combined is probably like you know would make a double so bitcoin alone has the energy output equivalent to about norway but right between norway and argentina which is kind of insane considering that norway is like a very f uh they probably use a lot of heating in norway you know what i mean china usa let's go baby yeah and that so this is where people kind of push back a little bit um you know the advocates for crypto is like yeah it uses a lot but um you know in the grand scheme of things i mean just look at how much energy america uses but obviously the counter to that is like well those are for things that are actually useful unlike crypto would be somebody who's a crazy the reason well i'm sure that the energy cost per person us is probably like way higher and super wasteful compared to other countries but you're saying a lot of that it's not even about cost this chart is just raw that's what i'm saying we we use a lot more energy just because we're america baby that's right but um also america like you said is producing actual tangible goods in some cases where bitcoin is like setting fire to money right i mean that's that's what somebody who's very critical of this would argue and you know this is an active debate right now of how much value it has really it looks like all of the uk produces like maybe just over half double of bitcoin that's kind of that is kind of troubling consumes not produced yeah just consume and that's just one coin that's just bitcoin right but bitcoin is by far the biggest and probably the most power hungry as well and so and also so either was saying you know you think for like a newfangled thing sustainability would be like a bigger focus well so for a lot of them there are because you know bitcoin isn't the only one and there are a lot of these other coins and a lot of the ones that are trying to compete their you know philosophy or ideology behind it is to make it so it's not so damaging to the environment and there are ways to do that and so it i mean it's not how can you do that though because it's it's all about this so it gets really comfortable yeah it gets very complicated i don't i'm not going to claim that to fully understand it but can they use more solar or something i don't know well that's what a lot of crypto people say is like oh no you know most of this is being powered by green energy like that video that we showed an example of i guess that wouldn't really be green energy but that's still you know using cycles it's recycled exactly and so it's greener i suppose you could say um but yeah i mean the truth is ultimately we need to move all of our energy to green sustainable energy and so it it really should just be part of a larger conversation i think it is kind of not silly necessarily but missing the point to focus so much on the problem with this where we really have you know a very limited amount of time to move to green energy in general not just for crypto but for all of our energy needs i mean when i see this though it's like are we really like there's tens of millions it's like dude are we really i feel like we're just not getting there you know when we're having an ener like uh global crisis of uh changing climate and this is what we're doing right and that's yeah that's where the criticism is coming from seriously is is it's just like we're sort of in an emergency right now and and this is not helping um mm-hmm but and also [ __ ] play video games and these households are buying all the cars that's the real problem that's just some [ __ ] like i'm sorry those are not made to mine bitcoin they're made to [ __ ] render my graphics so i could see like good ass looking titties in witcher 3. like physics and everything bro daddy i gotta jiggle uh ian just dropped an interesting stat uh he says apparently youtube uses 10 million metric tons of carbon dioxide equivalent um i don't know what is that per year i don't know oh that is okay that's a good year and drop this 10 million metric tons of carbon dioxide for all of youtube entirely that means running all of the servers all of the the data centers and all that and now the entire ethereum network uses 12.5 million that seems twisted that the ethereum network which isn't even the most popular coin by a long shot it's probably it's the second most popular yeah but like what's it at two two i mean thank you for that zach but anyway yeah how does bit so how does bitcoin compare to like youtube's output you know what's their output uh i don't know what it is in carbon um exactly but uh yeah i mean it's a lot more than ethereum i think it is by far the biggest consumer i mean again it's in the top 30 if it was a country it would be in the top 30 in the world for energy consumption so yeah it's horrible you know but again you look at that chart and it's like please when you look at that chart that i sent you it's like yeah bitcoin you can definitely criticize that like i can't tell if you're ironic or not i want them to buy my tokens i want to get paid why because i want to get paid what do you mean why i get paid so bad because it's hilarious i want people to buy that [ __ ] i mean what do you want me to do we're selling it and talking about how horrible it is and it's a terrible idea so i need to at least you know give it a little push like buy my [ __ ] coins bitcoin is uh 38 million metric tons so almost four times as much as youtube per year that's just that is that is just disgusting i mean i kind of feel like youtube oh love coming in with some facts though has a lot of benefits to society and all well that's debatable almost all electricity in iceland is produced from using renewable energy sources i've read that love that it's like from their steam ducks and [ __ ] right geothermal yeah geothermal energy so there you go maybe it's not such a big deal after all well i mean that's just iceland's a tiny country yeah but they do a lot of mining in iceland because it's cold there and [ __ ] bruh oh yeah i was wondering i was missing what the relevance of that stat was but that does make sense yeah so there you have it i mean we could like solve the mystery of life itself with that amount of graphic cards you know what i mean we could find jesus we could find the evidence that got it is real but i said we're buying we're mining [ __ ] bitcoins maybe that's what it's secretly solving you know right so anyway that's that has anyone bought uh uh an ela coin yet no wow i mean how is that not even after that incredible endorsement thank you oh we got a new bid though on the uh gold token do we really yeah what's it up to it's up to 1.3 excellent eth maybe hey i just won like we should say people that are getting upset about the the nft thing specifically when it comes to this whole environmental discussion um the nft itself isn't isn't uh specifically what's causing the carbon emission it's it's the underlying blockchain as you said so are you saying that if people would just buy nfts in dollars instead of crypto then it would be fine well it wouldn't really work that way i mean you'd they are there it uses the blockchain the blockchain is how you're able to know that it's authentic can i enter the blockchain like the matrix if i'm the chosen one sounds like a second one maybe another like 20 years into the blockchain give it 20 years and you probably can you know where i'm skinny and [ __ ] have abs that'd be sick i go in the blockchain i have abs where food doesn't have calories awesome i want to be in the blockchain bro you eat tokens you need tokens let's go dude that's why people want these freaking coins so bad because they know when they enter the blockchain in ten years they'll be they'll be on top of the world what is the sick cyber music that you're playing here is that that's what it sounds like to be inside the blockchain in the the blockchain [Laughter] all right um let's do let's do the tom cruise tom cruise is waiting on the phone right and i don't want to keep tom cruise waiting he's a big busy actor uh is he waiting uh let me oh he actually is yeah yeah okay so let's let's talk let's set up this tom cruise segment a little bit so on tick tock which by is my favorite platform i love tick tock i'm on tick tock it's my favorite it's like talking about hold on hold on sorry started interrupting my home go ahead we just sold anila oh [Music] the energy that most of you [ __ ] use in a whole year on one of those eloquents did we really i don't know paid paid even though we just literally gave the worst pitch ever people are still buying it it's interesting isn't it it isn't we say it's wasteful don't buy it it's a bubble it's going to be useless it's going to be worthless in 10 years but they still buy it please someone message that message if you're one of the people that bought one legit uh message zach we're curious i was kind of hoping people would buy like all of my coins because i put up 250 they'd be like half a million bucks well dan you thought we weren't gonna sell any i mean i would be happy to crow a little bit yeah that's true i did say that we went well that is closer to the reality than you are i said i was hoping i didn't think i said zero you said 250 yeah i'm a little bit closer right but zero i mean one is infinitely more than zero so you know whatever oh oh hitting me with the the math facts so we have tom cruise on the line big star we don't want to keep them waiting on tick tock there is a battling tom cruises okay so you have tom cruise deep fake which looks incredible you know look at this i thought at first i was like oh my god tom cruise is on tick-tock it's the real thing i mean uh it's all the real thing he's so good wait so what is this exactly exactly that's not him no they're all what's up tick tock you guys cool if i play some sports [Applause] i love it it's so good more for the audio experience as much as the momentum hey listen up sports and tick tock fans if you like what you're seeing just wait till what's coming next so the guy is like [Music] it's a little uh embarrassing you know it reminds me i was once in the russia i ran into uh gorbachev he said you know mr movie star are you nervous i said no mr uh mr gorbachev [Music] well remember how much a polar bear weighs i said polar bear he said enough to break the ice it's the last time i've ever seen macau gorbachev [Music] so this is deep tom cruise on tick tock he doesn't have a lot of videos only four but he's making waves these all have millions of views magic you know so how is it made it's just a deep like a super good deep fake so the guy um the guy is shooting the video you think yeah he shoots the video he's just does a super good tom cruise and purse impersonation and then he does he renders it with this really good deep fake technology that's amazing but it's getting so good like you you used to i wouldn't have thought that it was him at first i really did i was like oh what the hell is going on here um but at first with the defects you used to see like weird rendering [ __ ] yeah kind of like in the matrix how their faces like no this one is perfect and uh it's good because discipline oh oh my god i think there's bubble gum inside there [Applause] that was incredible how come nobody ever told me there's bubble gum incredible oh yeah it's just the dumbest [ __ ] too i love that so that's deep fake tom cruise okay now there's this is where the friction comes in there's california tom cruise on tick-tock okay and he's the original tom cruise he doesn't use defect no oh oh well that's contested now this is this is california tom cruise there's no technology here this is the good old-fashioned way right uh-huh so if you ever want to see it again ever if you don't do it you're fired understood i don't this is california tom cruise if you don't do it you're fired understood let me go to his page i don't ever want to okay let's see some of his uh hit i wonder why he's got california in his name that's so funny you know the other tom cruise is getting a lot more views so like this guy's the original one but he's getting kind of left behind you know but this again california tom cruise here he is outside people are going crazy to meet him no oh we can't there we can't do that yet you know people are they they're swarming him right he's a celebrity out there but this one seems to be stuck in the um top gun era hey san diegans the uss midway is back open come on down this is an ad did he just get him ass that's pretty cool i've been to the midway ava maverick here happy belated birthday also was just doing cameos cameos tom cruise is falling on hard times he's so invested in this topkin character he's got the cars he's got the motorcycle he goes all in valentine stays around the corner do you want to try are you really using that song and everything okay god bless so this is once again california tom cruise who we have on the phone right now the legendary actor himself bring him in let's see i'm so what i want to know is how does he feel about deep fake tom cruise who's coming in on his territory and kind of stealing his game here with technology um he wasn't born with the good looks these are my i feel like he could step up california tom cruise oh uh you're you're sideways for some reason oh you're sideways i'm inverting wow what an honor first of all let me say sir huge fan and i'm so glad that you're here with us how are you doing uh tom cruise doing great feeling young you know absolutely you look fantastic yeah thank you let me let me ask you you've been in the game for a while you're crushing it california tom cruise you know all of a sudden you've got this guy coming in is that our guy from the east coast do you have like a coastal beach right well let me ask do you know who is this deep fake tom cruise who's coming in and kind of stepping on your game a little bit let me tell you i'm so annoying about that guy he's just finding out there's gum and blow pops right right and and the creator he says it takes hours and hours to make this happen you know what takes hours and hours be me right right right sure well honestly nobody can out take california tom cruise that's what i say pretty confident about that yeah it seems to be like you know what they say you've heard of this phenomenon where people dress up as soldiers but they were never served it's like stolen valor do you feel like maybe he's doing stolen valor a little bit imposters right yeah yeah he's an impossible no as long as i think you recognize and you have the gratitude for the people in the service um i do respect these people actually as long as you don't um you know make a fool of yourself in the uniform right sure have you met deep fake tom cruise i wonder like is dude what do we know do you know where he lives like what can we do about him i believe i believe he's in there l.a guy okay oh yeah oh you're you're california he's coming into my danger zone that's what i said right right right of course i'm ready i was born ready on the fourth of july is there any other tom cruises out there that we should know about like uh what feeling cut some kind of battle royale maybe we could put you all into a free-for-all type of situation it's just me let the best man win yeah absolutely as long as he does his stunts i'm good right he probably doesn't i mean what what is his stunts eating a lollipop you know what i mean right magic tricks right exactly that's not i don't want to say the real tom cruise because i don't want to all tom cruises are valid right i don't want to necessarily demean the honorable workers the first edition tom cruise first edition yeah have you met the first edition tom cruise no i have nothing really howard do you think he's avoiding you maybe he's probably intimidated yeah i think he's too busy you know oh he's too busy he's focusing right now you know top gun maverick the release in a few months maybe flying to space right i heard about that he's flying this yeah well you know i i think he's probably intimidated to see him his younger self looking kind of just i feel like he's you're probably a little taller a little better looking you know what i mean it's probably intimidating for him to see you who knows dangerous yeah dangerous right oh no i'm looking forward to it maybe it will happen i hope so it's been a fun journey you know putting a smile on people's faces and just bringing back that nostalgia from the 80s you know um so far you know i'm focusing on top gun but i think i'll i'll bring it out a little bit yeah absolutely is this your full-time job it is my full time so where do you is it usually is like a cameo thing by the way shout out to your do you have a cameo right i want to shout people out there actually i do not have a cameo people contact yeah either on tick tock which is california tom cruise so they they contact me in dms and um emails and that's i'm just doing it like old style oh you so are you avoiding cameo to avoid the commission no believe it or not they made it a mission impossible to get on really they won't let you uh your ass that is outrageous they have no idea why yeah you know why did they not allow impersonators yeah do they not allow impersonators is that what it is no they do yeah what is going on this is an outrage that we must do you think i know people at cameo i'm gonna get you on you think first edition tom cruise is a part owner of cameo and he's putting a block on it somehow maybe it might be actually the owner of deep fake would that be yo if deep fake gets on before you i'm not gonna be okay with that i know people at cameo how uh uh california tom cruise we're gonna get you on there okay appreciate that yeah absolutely i'm just gonna want us like a 10 commission okay no i'm just kidding that's fine do you need to you know what i can get for you the blue angels fly above your house the most coveted of all tom cruise memorabilia well i gotta say i love your show oh you do thank you i appreciate that so when did you find out that you had a knack for being tom cruise i'm curious how this whole thing came together well actually from law backstory like speaking about my past um i moved from montreal to l.a about 11 years ago and i went to ucla and on campus i heard every day you look like the kid in risky business i'm like okay interesting what could i do with this you know i'm in l.a i'm in architecture which is completely different of entertainment but you know it's um i wanted to build that foundation here in the states and i i couldn't you know necessarily just get an architecture just like that so started street performing as maverick and it worked well hollywood boulevard um i did almost four years on the boulevard you served in the trenches my friend yeah well you know frontline clean clean polite and smelling good it works yeah i i miss i miss all those marks can you like uh just say something like not funny at all and then do the laugh i just love the oh see that's something deep does this thing really good tom cruise yeah he does pretty good yeah that's right uh let me see just say for example uh currency is devastating to the environment yeah yeah what do you think what do you think about uh nfts and cryptocurrencies well this is uh classified let me ask you this how is dating while you're like like do you show up on a date like how do you dress to a date you know i woke up like this i do this daily i go everywhere so do dates find it odd that you're like kind of in character or i mean just curious or do women find it interesting or maybe they just like tom cruise you know what i mean like you're clearly a very handsome guy do they want i think there's a fantasy of like yeah i think people don't miss they missed their chance with tom you know and they're like oh my god so you think it helps so you think you're getting more more tail as a result of your occupation you think wow like like a mega martial literally right what makeup all tom cruise's lines fits and i could converse just using his lines from here right do you have any thoughts on the infamous volleyball scene where a lot of people say that top gun was a was a whole uh kind of uh not parable what's the word it's like a it was a whole the whole thing was an extended metaphor for being gay oh the homoerotic undertones of top gun okay yeah well i couldn't tell you about that right right no comment on that one yeah no comment that scene is wild though have you has a girl ever slept with you just because they're like i want do do they ask you to be in character tom cruise has that ever happened to you during a sexual encounter [Music] that never happened to me i'm able to be myself okay yeah that's a shame why is that otherwise i would be the canadian psycho right i think yeah i think them you're indeed all right with me without me well here's here's what i pledge to you today california tom cruise first of all i'm gonna get you on patreon because you deserve it i mean not tay john cameo [ __ ] patreon unless you want to be on patreon i could probably up but you don't need my help cameo yeah cameo will help um that's first second of all i am pledging not only do that i'm going to assassinate the the real tom cruise that you can take his place i'm going to be taking him out as well as deep fake tom cruise so the only people who doesn't seem as enthusiastic about it there can only be one yeah and then hopefully you could just slide into his place and nobody will even know i'm advocating for you basically as best as i can well i appreciate the support you know i i do have a career because of the real tom cruise okay it seems you don't want him dead rather you you're just a supporter and an admirer of his right i am yeah just a you know normal fan yeah right seems okay um i saw someone ask would you get on only fans oh only fans helm i haven't got none on that either do you know what only fans is probably a lot of potential there yeah yeah yeah i think it goes a little beyond my uh my uh yeah right there yeah yeah right wow that's i keep my eyes wide shot for that oh we love it all right well i will i am going to get you on cameo you mark my words mister uh very much all right well we're going to keep an eye out for deep so we want to execute deep tom cruise but we want to keep real tom cruise alive right one debt one hit only one hit okay one hit one shot right one shot all righty honestly honestly you know he brings publicity he uh a lot of people thought i was him people thought that was a deep fake so good or bad publicity as long as people are talking about tom cruise yeah tom cruise is good for business let me ask you this he's probably going to be close to retiring soon we just looked it up he's 58 does that scare you 58 yeah now it doesn't scare me it doesn't scare you no no he's a tom he's a he's a tom capsule i was going to say time capsule yeah i mean if he retires you're still i wonder if that even put you i might just run a little faster than him exactly yeah i want to send i want to see you in space bro i want to send your ass into space you deserve it well you know i'm on the phone night and day with nasa exactly yeah doing some risky business i swear yeah all righty uh california tom cruise on tick tock and soon to be on cameo mark my words thank you for calling in you're doing god's work you're doing a really important work out there and we love we love having you on thank you all right take care appreciate you thank you cheers guys thank you man that was great we got the real talk i mean i mean fantastic you didn't see i guess maybe he didn't appreciate the insinuations that i would kill tom cruise uh yeah i think understandably right well i'm not gonna kill tom cruise right he would [ __ ] me up if i tried to do anything if i send an assassin to kill tom cruise he would like he would like talk he would get him to flip right because he does all his own he's just all of his own stunts persuasive bro he'll flip him out tom cruise could definitely kick your ass ethan of course what are you what i'm not doing i'm agreeing with you yeah oh i'm gonna message cameo right now it's a it's an abomination that the man can't be doing cameos yeah what does that mean i don't know why [Music] there's another tom cruise on cameo oh for real tom cruise wait no it's his name is not tom cruise on cameo the online yeah so i wonder if they're just thinking yo this market's a little full saturated why should it matter it shouldn't matter to them i think this guy is he good maybe this other not tom cruise character not as good as california time that's what i figure how could you be better than california let's bump him let's bump not tom cruise get him out of there yeah kick him off cameo and get california in there well i i apologize if my i apologize to california tom cruise and my comments were on uncouth you know i just remember watching that movie one where he had to kill all the replicas of himself to become the true one and so i figured you know all these tom cruise out the world this is just a crowded space you remember that movie i was about to say the jet lee movie yeah i thought you were referencing a tom cruise movie at first i was like what the [ __ ] is that no there's just there's too many tom cruises in the world you know i mean the world is not wide enough for so many tom cruises right so true it's not true for the world but i know i i'm calling off my assassination attempts on all other tom cruises okay all right so i've got a the chat's gonna lose their mind if i don't bring this to your attention you you gotta google on go to google right now and type ethan klein net worth and see what pops up really everybody's losing their mind about it ethan klein net worth oh it's a picture of david right yeah you know it's been like this for a while and i don't know why this was like even before i started caring about i have no idea why it's just like what i don't know why no clue this it's been like this for a long time here let me see it's all it's because he's like a suggested thing honestly they don't have a picture of me what the [ __ ] are you going to write an article with me and have pulled up like david dover let's see what dave is worth 20 million he's got to be worth more than us yeah that puzzle money is insane bro i don't have puzzle money such a goofy everything else is used just the first result online persona is like most people have a wikipedia page right who are like bubble figures but if you type ethan klein it doesn't pull anything because it's like the first picture is james charles because our wikipedia page is h3h3 production i individually don't have my own page so it doesn't it always gets [ __ ] up on the on the image because i don't have my own page right all right yeah it's david those are right right so um there's a lot of other impersonators on tiktok it's all very interesting market for example here's a brazilian vin diesel this is my favorite i [ __ ] love this game how i feel about vin diesel [Music] vin diesel brazil yeah this guy's killing it for real oh this one crashed into the beautiful world it's so good does he talk like him let me get some sound [Applause] yeah that's all that kind of crap i love you guys getting a lot of views i think it's also his full-time job it's crazy crazy dude in the beautiful world when you're up when your sweet ass came on then you've got oh speaking of in diesel we have a new camera angle from beautiful world moment which is kind of i mean it's just interesting to see it from a new yeah exactly where did that come from i don't know i just i found it on tick tock on my for you page [Music] he's not just watching the same video that we no it's a different angle no this is a totally different [Music] [Music] pretty interesting eh so then there's a johnny so beautiful i'm in love there's a johnny depp look-alike on tick tock this one is so cringe i can't [ __ ] he's got 1.1 million followers so you're just hating obviously yeah i am yeah yeah yeah thank you this guy doesn't look like johnny depp sorry well his entire personality is looking like him so well i guess with makeup kind of it's a [ __ ] barely there's like a fleeting resemblance yeah like i'm just not buying it dude sounds like you're the hater i am hating on this one yeah we don't like him folks um oh he johnny dip as jared leto joker what the f does that mean you looked at it already oh that's come on uh somebody in the chat keeps uh saying something about a um a fake bruce willis on tick tock that's pretty impressive because you guys are uh here's a fake news to read instagram oh my god oh my god that looks like that's really good that looks real you can tell his face is just a little long or some [ __ ] but this looks like the real this is not the real one performance cruiser sport really amazing all of them amazing motorcycles is this real effect well the page is fake right gq he just posted a clip of of the real one i love it man i love lookalikes it's just so i wanna i just wanna such a walmart keanu i would love to make a podcast with all these look-alikes yeah it's like hosted by well you should do it for trisha because she always wants all these famous people on the show just start bringing fake ones it gets a little weird when they don't actually want to talk about anything they just want it like what they just start rep they just keep referencing and [ __ ] it's like so how was it on the set of matrix one sentence from the movie well it'll blow it's just like okay it'll blow your mind if i had to tell you speaking of the matrix please be can uncanny please be uncanny keanu please be okay maybe what we need to do is um maybe you just need to plan a segment that's just unrelated at all to the character they're just participating it as the famous person oh wow this guy's crazy yeah eb found the fake bruce willis you should see this he's not on video though it's just pictures but he's pretty cool his name is double broods awesome what that that avatar looks crazy whoa so this one looks like an israeli dad doesn't look like bruce this one looks like a bruise but he's working those shadows yeah those angles he looks more like michael chiklis than bruce willis oh don't do him like dirty like that i think ilo's idea was good or maybe have them act in a role that they didn't play actually like keanu reeves playing the terminator or something like that i don't know right i think you would just have to have i think like the way tim and eric use look alex is the best where they just do like a cameo and you don't explain that they're fakes um we've got even a deep fake putin which i think probably this guy might already be dead yeah you know he's got a lot of followers too check out deep fake putin see this this kind of stuff you see a lot of nowadays and it's just like it's just so stupid vladimir putin yeah this is a this is a i think this is you get murdered if you do this in russia legit jesus this is about the quality that you expect from defense that's why the tom cruise one is so impressive the thing about the the deep cruise is that like he perfected the hair the mannerisms everything so it just comes out really good right it's also pretty funny like the magic the content itself is yeah yeah vladimir putin so shout out to this guy's family since he's passed away vladimir putin steven seagal vladimir putin so dude we have a lot of great content here left we've got a lot of great show yeah we have for example you guys ready for a deep dive on an iconic after dark deep dive all right what do we got ready to get weird soakers suit soakers these are let me guess it's a fetish obviously of course um is it on youtube yes it's all on youtube interesting is it like some nowhere in russia no they're americans they seem to be americans from what i can tell okay do you think so i i i actually thought that they were russian russian i'm could be wrong well all right so it's a fetish where they dress up in fancy suits and they either pee themselves or they blast water it's sexual and that's what a fetish is and um some of it i can't show you so i'll just describe it but like it's all about the bulge in the suit and about the wetness of the suit and about peeing in your own suit and it's all on youtube folks i got a piece so bad oh germany of course it's in germany those people are so depressed oh it's just german with peace and love to our german fans like y'all are known for some weird ass porn really yes [ __ ] porn is like german jaisa films i didn't know that chase the filmer [Music] [Laughter] so let's take a let's take a deep dive into the suit soakers okay i'm going to warm you up now this is part of the what we learned previously is the wham fetish which is the um wet and messy wet and messy that was the one that you were really disturbed by with the pie and the hair and all that i hate that so it's in the same it's in the same realm of the wet and messy fetish wet ass p word right so let's start light we're gonna we're gonna the setting is the shower and we're gonna be spraying ourselves down with a light misting of water we have some two girls one cup type of music as well i'll just give you a taste because i don't know if i'm gonna get acclaimed bored to soak a suit i don't know what that means god i wish i could listen to music it's so good listen yeah you think that well it doesn't sound like claimable music no yeah it's such two girl one cup music isn't it yeah i don't remember in that video oh you weren't focused on the soundtrack well the song is really famous so he's got i've never seen a [ __ ] bob i don't know what the [ __ ] that bottle is you know like what is that it's like some old timey oh oh no oh why is he getting his suit all wet like that [Music] squirting him hey shredder they love it though man these are a lot of oh yeah some one of their videos has like a million but it's too graphic to show but their channel name is called um suit busters actually music's a little loud so i the music is kind of annoying with muted that's so interesting just spraying water well it gets it gets more you know intense this is just the entry-level stuff because i kind of want to just ease you in a little bit so it's a little bit of like power play you know the one getting soaked show the nips get the nips wet a little bit you know what it is [Music] oh whoa sharp little yoko soundbot um it's just i mean it's very odd right i mean i don't know what like why the suit right i guess this i don't know i just couldn't tell you but let's take another look at those nips right does that fit you now that it's all wet [ __ ] uh oh showing his ass [Music] you know he's he's he's posing he's coming for a squirt oh oh okay all right hey settle down there now boy a little too grabby with the hand no he's getting them wet [Laughter] they're little they're kind of old too the two guys are kind of like middle age like late middle age you know so they have had the time in life to know what they like wait now they switch yeah they're going to bust each other so it's not necessarily a power thing that's what's so confusing about this one to me is a lot with a lot of these fetishes even if you're not into it you can kind of wrap your head around where the fetish lies this one just baffles me like well the wet and messy in general baffles me yeah yeah see you see he grabbed for it no no [ __ ] keep your hands to yourself what'd it be i i have an idea that has something to do with like sort of like an ocd of being clean and then just messing that all up anybody listening is into the wet and messy i'd love to pick their brain to understand it just on a basic level you know but yeah it's something it's something of the taboo of like maybe you maybe you grew up with a really ocd mom clean your [ __ ] bedroom fold your socks the only crumbs on the counter was like yeah mom well i'm gonna grow up and wet my [ __ ] suit you can't do anything about it it's like an act of rebellion maybe i mean i grew up with a mom like that yeah well you also like getting pied in the face you didn't tell the audience that love me daddy oh you guys wanna maybe it's like for people who work in a suit environment office these guys don't work in suit environment i can tell you one thing for sure but there's a nice suits these are nice suits and suits are not oh okay all right we don't like come on we're on youtube but like suits are not meant to get wet so this is a fine italian suits oh yeah there's like a there's a there's a power thing here without getting messy take your time [ __ ] yeah so pretty interesting stuff let's see the comments i always like to see the comments let's see here from h3 what oh come on guys i'm trying to get some real comments this is this is not cool guys okay i'm looking at the old ones now two moth uh when did this turn into beautiful world that's us i played with my boss once said okay i really want to see your smart leather shoes and sexy socks get a good soaking so it's something about the nice items being uh-huh you're like ruining it very sexy love the way you played with your package you appear to be a commando guy baby good observation [Laughter] someone's paying attention do underwear breath hold with a suit underwater breath hold with the suit see these people have like these really specific fantasies he wants him to get in a pool and hold his breath in a suit and he's controlling someone saved me i feel like they have some kind of like uh with piss and love someone said it has to do wait when was that that's from two minutes ago oh okay [Laughter] that's funny at least that one's funny but it's like this is like national geographic guys you guys can't you can't disturb the natives yeah we have a non we need to have a non-intervention club it's the it's like star trek yeah non-interventional they have this idea of like a ceo in a suit and then you like make them dirty and right you're debasing them yeah because that's part of the thing with the with the girls with their hair they're like pretty and have nice hair then they get all schmutzed up someone says i would like you to do the same in my suit mucho hot bravo bravo okay uh weird ended up on the dirty side of youtube right you gotta do a lot of click and end up on this video so that's the firs that's our entry level stuff here what is going on with this one can i click this one in no i think it's just chocolate i'm just gonna stick to the road map we have yeah some of these were the next one we have is the countryside wait that's the one that he actually peeses yeah that's the pissing one so i'll just show it to you and describe it to you because i don't know if i can show someone peeing their pants necessarily but he he's getting out of a car he he can't find it here i'll show you guys you can't find a bathroom you just cut away then when he starts studying by the way i do not get american vibes here yeah you're right this is in america this is not america okay so he's like he can't find a place to pee he's in a really nice suit okay okay so now he just pees in his suit yeah he's peeing himself and you can tell he's not wearing underwear either he's in my basement and he might be torqued too from what i can tell a little bit at least he's just soaking his suit man just like they say they do i just peed in my basement it's just a lot of peeing while he's wearing his pants that's a lot of pee yeah i mean he probably prepared you know just in the middle of this whole country room has half a million views almost six hundred thousand actually what comments are off for this one that's a name crazy so there you have that one and now there's overlap with oh oh we got age restricted why uh this one you get a little overlap with the wet and dirty i think there's a pie involved at a certain point someone probably got age restricted because there's some package grappling at some point which will do our best to avoid the package grab you don't like you're not into this one that's what i didn't like about the pie one it's like too um it's kind of aggressive a few quick pies yola this one's more playful maybe [Music] i want to smell feet yeah that's more your fetish right you want to get some feet on the screen no so he's getting pied in his suit right yeah yeah it is pretty aggressive classic paper plate it's the best way to buy something you know just let's go you can taste not even really pie it's just a paper plate with like it's just cream it's just gonna make a mess i mean dan these guys don't have time to cook pies i'm just a little let down i wanna i'm i signed up for pieing and this is just creamy i mean a few quick pies they just do this together real fast it's called a few questions i thought that was just your commentary it's called a few quick pies and true to their name just a few quick buys real quick this one was not a hit it only has four thousand views how did you find that it's on their channel yeah i actually found it i guess i just forgot that this guy's pie iron man look at this he's got this i can't believe that the peeing one has half a million or like more than that in views well that's pretty hot so weird no that one's pretty hot like to actually see someone pee their pants on youtube of all places and it's not age restricted or anything so that's pretty hot don't be such a prude either okay but here's their most popular video with 800 000 views okay almost a million this one so the here's our homies in their suits looking like a snack and a half it's looking like a whole food all these dudes look like the bad guys in a jason statham movie or just like the henchman extras yeah exactly yeah yeah but did you guys see how hot he looked right so here's the homies looking pretty slick kind of it's kind of funny how all of these videos could pass as performance art um interesting you got the classical music guy commentary on just the suit show so basically this one is like it's all about the bulge i think on this one so it's all because they don't even get wet yeah it's just bulge action i'm gonna get wet okay let's read the comments and see i have to say the bull junior suit trousers is quite beautiful thank you for letting us see it two handsome men and great-looking suits i mean cool i guess this one's from eight years ago so this is a relic of youtube i really enjoyed watching this video every second of it i like the suits the way they were modeled you guys look great i like that you enjoyed wearing them and what might happen to them i like the shoe in the crotch there's a moment where he put a shoe on his crotch and seeing the crotch inside the suit material thanks for doing this video genuine appreciation for the work they create i love i had a beating comments here um i could never look at men in a suit the same again wow changed their whole life we changed you bro and then this podcast no longer suits me there you go hey now what would be hard because if two i had to be grinded together in your suits oh i love the comment why are we watching this question why are we why anything this is after dark this is the whole point this is like the eternal struggle people go this is why we created after dark right this is it so people say some people say oh move on it's like well move on to what yeah that's what we're here for move on to what this is why we're here great show and the meat imprints are delicious meat imprints ladies and gentlemen wait what that's what he said meet imprints right here on the meat show no more calling it bulge it's a meat imprint from now on you like my meat imprint nice here's a nice a really good comment let's see nice assortment of suits glad to see you got a new pair of shoes he's washing clothes the pair you have been wearing were getting a little tough looking oh the hard-on was a nice touch i'd say something is about to bust i love feet 35 seconds ago what's it called in star trek why am i blanking they're like yeah it's the main directive or the prime directive the prime directive there you go you guys are violating the prime directive here so there you have it you know [Music] busters ladies and gentlemen i like this deep dive oh that was interesting i mean it was interesting and not quite as bad as like it's not as disturbing disturbing yeah not really um harmful to anything almost just more fun a couple dudes and a couple suits they're just into suits they're just dudes there was one scene where i didn't watch but i think it's this one where you can see the bulge and he like flicks his dick i was like that's pretty hot just bros and suits man having a good time that's hot [Laughter] nice yo people are tanking tom cruise on wikifeed that's not cool he didn't deserve that tom wait what that's what eb said unfortunately that's not cool i mean why the foot soldiers sometimes go wrong get a little zealous get a little ronin on me they're gone ronin yeah you guys we got more weird [ __ ] i mean here's a tick tock of a guy who only eats raw meat i hate it i can't watch this raw meat are a different breed of psychotic and they're always like super um they're always like super aggressive like i've seen this guy go to like a vegan protest and then he'll just like bust out a raw liver and start eating it's like why do you have to make it about pissing people off just eat your [ __ ] meat and die eventually of a s of a parasitic some sort i'm making meats now smoking these meats here wait what's with all the virus videos sorry you can use your imagination i'm sure here let's see oh this i know this guy this is the original anything that the tv tells them and they don't realize that youtube is the new tv david shut up okay i know this guy he's such a [ __ ] lunatic so here we go testicles brains muscles belly fat liver spleen and thymus whatever the [ __ ] that is diamonds blood so i i just ate the first testicle i was too excited this is the second one okay do you hear yourself he said if you ever say if you ever state make that statement you should check yourself in he says i just ate the first testicle i was too excited wait and this guy has a lot of followers 20 000 but this this one has a lot of views i think just because it's disturbing this one had i'll double check this one has 150 000 views no so let's just do it all from a family-owned farm and healthy animals that's i mean i like to hear that i do like that i would eat the [ __ ] out of that so i just ate the first time i was too excited this is the second one oh what's that snap i cannot yeah imagining anything worse than this stop bro what are you doing why are you doing this i mean like he's not doing anything wrong right he's just eating some raw meat i mean right he looks like he's regretting it though that's right chubby right wake up i mean should we really be disgusted you're kidding me he's trying to give him the benefit of the doubt he's saying i've ever seen oh that's it just to me i can't even touch raw stuff i mean the guy's got a point right we're out there slaughtering the animal you might as well get up close and personal and see what the the you know let's see i'm just going to continue eating no this is not okay [Music] bro is that a liver or a spleen or what i feel like something's gotta be wrong with this oh yes that that is not and these people are severely mentally ill so there's like the jordan peterson all meat diet is he drinking and then these [ __ ] take it one step why did the drink they say we're not even gonna cook it you wanna look at that drink again you want to watch this again to see what he drank do you know because he made it sound like let's see what he's eating we're losing viewers that's what it's all about though unfortunately no what is that what is that you know that it's all nice oh it is like i think that he prepared oh no i thought it was just normal beverage not with this guy you curious about the viruses i'm scared yeah let's go to part one let's just get an idea where's part one what must be this it's probably him denying and [ __ ] right guys requested another video you guys love what i'm doing obviously absolutely i'm not watching this no okay we're done wait where's virus part one i spent three years solely looking into the nature of viruses bacteria protozoans fungus and parasites as a practitioner i treated myself and a number of other people successfully long term for conditions of the same and when i did my last iq and aptitude test i was taken into a separate room and i was interrogated to see if i cheated and more than anything unlike google and facebook i don't have vested financial interest dictating what i can say and i don't know shares in vaccine companies so what is the virus anyway well the virus is nothing this guy's going to teach this guy's gotta re-teach me forget everything you knew about what a virus is listen to me in the bathroom [Music] he was making it sound like his iq went up or something from eating raw meat it could be that like the brain parasites he got are extra like cpu chips or ram chips or something to help him process faster some people in the comments were saying that uh that drink was just uh kombucha that was the bottle but no but i don't think it comes in something that looks white i think he was right i think you did that i don't think so semen is oh my god i forgot about the semen guy then i had to skip it because i didn't want to leave tom cruise waiting but yo we got the semen guy so um last week we had a lot of fun watching this preacher we're watching crazy christian preachers on tick tock and this guy who's obsessed with semen to the point where his own supporters were like i'm going to stop tithing to you if you don't stop talking about siemen and he said i refuse i will talk about siemens right it's this is very important to me actually can you send that uh original video just to re just to um refresh sure apparently this guy is somewhat infamous as he's done lots of interviews you have advocacy about semen being the new milk and he did an extended interview with the young turks on on this specific topic i'm i'm actually surprised they landed this exclusive interview you know uh such prestigious uh you know guests how did how the hell did they get them to your favorite so this was the video just to refresh the strange thing that milk comes from the mammary glands and then et cetera et cetera and i said that semen because you know and this thing going back a year ago with me talking about semen and and then and starbucks lattes and they do put it in there many people slam me and there's another kind of milk if something is produced it's another type of testicle glands of a man people tend to like milk that's produced by the mammary glands of a has woman out that people tend to like semen that's produced by the testicle glands of a man testicle glands this guy is just really trying so hard to justify his consumption of cement you know so um apparently yeah so there's an update apparently this one's even more interesting than the original so let's go ahead and watch without further ado located for stoning gay people to death how does that make you different from someone yeah so apparently he's like hates gay people but loves seaman oh what yeah yeah of course virulent try to figure that out no extremists that we cover in the news on a regular basis does that make you a so-called man of god to want to stone people to death no what it does it says about what it does is i can harvest the semen and use it in my coffee it's got the best voice word of god i'm not the one that wrote the script adam listen moses said that it should be you've got to drink seeds in the book of legend leviticus rather i'm not the director ah so does he drink his own semen or is it kosher to drink your own milk you know well he's gonna get into that in a moment oh he does oh if you wanna you know be upset with somebody be upset with moses do you agree with the taliban and isis uh when they stone uh people to death uh for things that are in their scripture including uh being gay well i have to tell you this that if if the word of god says stone uh based on a heinous violation of humanity uh and isis or al qaeda or anybody else who has the wisdom and the integrity uh understanding that yes about moses then yes i agree with them yeah you think that being gay is a lifestyle choice right which it absolutely is not i mean i would be very amused if you could tell me the specific moment in your life such a dumb interview though it's like okay yeah we all we know he hates gay people get to the semen it's like i've heard this conversation a million times it's coming up in a second here okay good it's like they really i just listen they really think they're doing something with these gay questions talk about semen which didn't happen you were just born that way correct stone the gays blah blah blah blah blah being gay is a lifestyle choice do you think that it's something that tempts people is it something that's tempted you maybe ah the best witness to answer your question and you can then follow up with an interview with her is charlene mcrae who is the wife of bill humpty dumpty de blasio here in new york city who says before making the mother she was a lesbo and then after marrying him she decided to go back straight so it's a choice it's a choice and she bought children but she said prior to that that she you know she ran around with the rest of the sodomites so you know you'll have to ask yeah you said that was putting semen of the no i think he needs to find out about it some dick flipping yeah i am not gay you might be gay you definitely you might be gay most likely might be gay what does it mean if you put semen in your milk and i got news for you that means you're gay iced tea thinks that makes him gay you might be right b but here's the interesting part because it quote it flavors up the coffee and it makes you think you're having a good time which that makes me wonder do you equate drinking semen with a good time well you know you're pushing me up in a little bit of a corner here now jake because i have to be very cautious here but let me in my and and all precautions that i can exercise and now say that you know a number of people think that semen tastes good bro i can't do this how is this real oh my god i can't do this this guy literally went from stone and gays to semen tastes good oh some people say that semen tastes good why would you even put that out there just enjoy the semen in your own time bro if you're going to try to preach stone and gay people you can't tell me that sema tastes good semen is is another kind of milk a number of people think that drinking semen is a good idea and you did i can't you did you're sound biting all this right zach a number oh yeah a number of people think see drinking semen is a good idea i love it it's not just tastes good it's a good idea people have thought about this extensively you can get it at starbucks oh my god man this guy is something else this guy has like probably this guy's probably got gallons of semen in his fridge that he collects from people on craigslist and [ __ ] yeah after he stones them apparently yeah he's like you disgust me no can i get that semen please for my coffee it's not that way no ad i don't think that myself disgusting but i'm just giving you the references of what other people and that's just the way you've described it in uh your past sermons but okay continue so okay so if a number of people i mean you've got literally millions of people around the world who really think that you know the taste of of semen is quite uh in uh a a flavor and millions of people i don't understand the argument there's lots of people that think having you know anal sex is a great idea so so what's wrong with that thought but liking semen is okay it's odd they seek it in the midst of other kinds of activities and so one would think well all right we'll start with one not one thing starbucks has deduced that listen you know in an ingenious way i would say that one more more infamous and genius way they've discovered that since people like semen people like i think most people agree siemens like does not taste good right so many people drinking it from one another their body fluids why not put it in our coffees and flavor up our coffees i'm getting a sense here overall this this obsession with starbucks coffee leave my coffee alone well he's convinced that start he thinks starbucks secretly puts semen in their coffee okay like that's what that's like there's some like semen farm right and and the and the reason for his theory is that semen tastes great and so they're geniuses how would you know that semen tastes great that's a great question question bro the same experience with semen in the and their lattes as they had this guy pulls up to starbucks and he's like extra semen please no you're putting i know y'all quack that extra semen one pump one extra pump of semen please from your descriptions here that you think that being gay is a lifestyle choice there's a choice a lot of people would want to make you think that semen is delicious to a lot of people and these are choices that people make so it seems like perhaps if it wasn't for the bible and the teachings of moses etc that that you might have been tempted by those choices as well uh is that is that the case have you been tempted oh absolutely no no no no doubt about it you know what i just want to [ __ ] dudes this is such a [ __ ] this is what god does to your brain man this poor guy just wants to [ __ ] dude so bad that he's convinced himself he would be loving this the spray suit suit busters yeah i think i think half those views were him yeah he was all like i love this new shoes i love your meat uh what do they call it your meat silo prince yeah i love their meat imprint this poor guy dude look how [ __ ] up he is just because like you forget about moses just go suck dick don't be free make you so happy to suck dick go be free and imagine what a good gay he would be not only does he he loves the taste of seaman like you would be one of the best gays ever people would love being around you he just loves the taste of semen that's everyone's dream to absolutely love demons this guy would be the best gay in town my god i mean even his backdrop looks kind of like a rest stop vibe [Laughter] i would not date a man and she would [Music] and uh i tell you that i saw a lot of that activity going on in in prison i mean it was it was just the order there was a problem for the course i was in one prince i was in down in um in rayford florida called union correctional facility uh where the average sentence back in the 19 late 70s when i was there in that prison the average sentence jinx this is no lie was a hundred years i mean judges throughout 100 years sentenced to prisons prison sentences and told people like it was okay like it was a semen in a latte giving away that is sad though what are you saying and they form unions the first same-sex marriage i saw was a marriage of a sodomite named bahamas mama who had dyed his hair red used to walk around the white shorts tight as you could possibly be in a hall to top and one side remember he was looking good he was looking so good remember very clearly what he was wearing boy he was looking real nice in that halter top and tight white jeans do you think he would come talk to us on that's what i was wearing why did they get this exclusive yeah i want to talk to the milk guys can we try to reach out to himself he seems to be pretty open to uh i want to get the milkman on okay what is the time the date stamp is that 2018 this one is from 2015 so oh it was a while ago oh wow maybe oh maybe it's a lot's changed in the last six years you know maybe no no no no nothing's changed or the milk man this perch is still classified as a hate group he once said obama's the next hitler his church was classified as a hate group you said yeah by different organizations in harlem yeah it's just so ironic that a hate group could love semen so much yeah well we hate everything everybody but we look like many people millions of people love sleep everybody knows semen is is another kind of milk it's not at all another kind of milk it's literally has not at all milk milk is milk it's meant to be consumed semen on the yard you know they had a marriage he got married to one of the inmates and all the other inmates were broken-hearted because they could no longer pursue sex with him so yeah i saw that and was tempted but i didn't yield to temptation by the way you need to know that peace and love you need to know that you need to know that oh boy that guy's a character man it just sucks that he has to be so hateful and bigoted but moses and some you think moses cares if you want to suck dick i'll call moses right now i got his number i'm sure he doesn't care [Laughter] i just think it's such a shame that you know it's so messed up that this guy just wants to suck this is kind of like the root of all problems yes i mean that's what we just heard like he is tempted he would have like to be gay yes and instead he's gotta go and talk about stoning gay people what now if you stone a gay person you can't drain the nut sack of all the available semen before burial in fact we used to do that in prison at some one time i thought he was dead but he was actually alive and i started harvesting his semen with my mouth and then he said he was still awake and i finished him off because i was already committed and that's how i got semen that day i was just looking to get some milk for the cafeteria one time i go into the cafeteria and i mistook the bottle of milk for a man's penis and i said well i'm already here so let's use the seaming seam dude in the last video there was literally people saying if you don't stop talking about semen i'm going to leave the church and he's like no this is everything to me he didn't just say no he said leave you could not believe because this is the church of semen christ there's another kind of milk just curious how he would mix the semen i don't see it mixing well wait what would the coffee think if he thinks it's hidden in the coffee yeah i don't think i loot it well um they have some kind of pro uh they process it yeah pasteurized moisturizer you know like you don't drink raw milk they process that [ __ ] they pasteurize you know they sometimes they skim the fat out all right well this is starbucks i mean they have well they have health codes to live up to like they're not just putting raw semen yeah and like he if you're if you're sim inseminating that much coffee you have like a huge semen farm usually you have a lot of similar process so they're probably boiling it skimming off the top can you imagine the smell in that factory oh my god it smells good in here reminds me of prison wow oh is this a statement on his church zach what is this yeah it's the first thing that popped up i don't know he opened his website dude you could be best friends with these people it's like why has it got to be like this you know he's called the atla church yeah yeah like atlanta or something wait they always welcome lgbt members well as long as they don't they come and sin no more i see so yeah they gotta drop the gay act they gotta do what he's doing he said we might have believed in love after the word of jesus he lovingly forgave a woman caught in adultery about to be stoned what a guy we realized many find the bible antiquated and out of step with modern times however we humbly ask that all would respect our first amendment rights to cling really cling cling to the only faith and hope we know the claim doesn't sound good it's like when you're like no i know it's messed it's a weird word we have honored and accepted many who have been lgbtq as church leaders and have named our church courtyard after deacon williams a loving member who was passed from among us so they deny it they're with it we have semen drinking rituals [Music] they have whole sermons about semen at this church apparently many many churches drink the blood of jesus we blink drink the same men of jesus [Music] that's the blood of god and we love because it tastes good and it's just a different type of milk oh apparently they're doing they're doing some kind of tax fraud as well i didn't even know they had to pay taxes the church owed over 1 million in bills and back taxes according to creditors nice a homeless shelter for lgbtq that's another kind of milk i love him he's my favorite let's get him on the show please all right i'm going to reach out james manning well that's about it you know it's about the show how long we've been going here uh we have been live for two hours seven minutes you know i do want to say because people keep bringing up this i'm going to talk about david dobrik but it's not in the way you think and i've put it at the back because i know that there's a lot of people that don't want to hear them on it they don't want to hear about it well it's over you can leave if you want yo what do you want to eat tonight because like we're we're close to the end you want mex you we should go for a drive okay and drink some sea man you want drinks tonight there's another kind of love of coffee if that's where you're i'll choose in your coffee just like starbucks that's why starbuck's so good that's what he's saying starbucks has just got this flavor you can't get anywhere else little calm shot ew what so did so people been bringing this up a lot he's got this app dyspo and there's this whole story about did he steal the name from this guy now we looked extensively into this and we were convinced after a lot of looking that david did steal the name of this app um because he's in this one paparazzi thing here let me see well hold on dan let me tell my story well at first we came to the conclusion that he did steal it um because so you're just this video here this paparazzi video here oh your startup raised four million dollars yeah that's amazing that's amazing but there's there's speculations that you like stole someone's idea and like people are like yeah i saw that what's going on with that i here's the thing yeah i really don't like talking about this stuff because there's so many rumors that are you know i go around on the internet and i don't have time to address them all but since you're here yeah i'll give you the inside scoop okay um we registered that name in um dyspo we registered that name in june yeah um you can google that that's like public information okay and then so we did we googled it and the only thing we found this guy recommended dyspo on like i'm just on like september 4th i'm just i don't know the exact days but like four days later they made the dyspo account they made this all the social medias and then they registered dyspo a copyright for dyspo and we're like dude there all the evidence shows that you stole the name from that guy for sure okay so we were ready we were like man this is crazy there's nothing out there but then suddenly we found something that totally blew the part the story apart which is um which is this part here which i'm not seeing here's the here's the trademark oh it doesn't even work this link doesn't work don't even know you were talking about that where are you looking for these links this link doesn't work and then so so here you can see oh here's the trip so where's the evidence that he didn't do it because it's not in here also the links you guys put in here doesn't work just says air i i don't this is news to me that we're even talking about that where are you looking literally the parts that did david steal the name of his app dyspo in what doc like the [ __ ] the same doc we always use listen to discord dan we put this whole thing together wake up anyway we found out that he actually registered the name of his website which is dyspo dot fun which is kind of a fun hell of a name and uh he had actually registered the hosting for dyspo.fun before the suggestion came through so they bought the name dyspo before the recommendation so what i think happened is when he saw this other guy say it he was like oh [ __ ] i better get all these social media and register it because now the cat's out of the bag a little bit so i actually in the midst of all this david controversy i do have to acquit him on the charge of stealing the dispo name from a fan as uh listen we're here to be fair and balanced and we looked deeply into this and ultimately as we dug we we have to acquit david on the charge of stealing dyspo where's that document uh dan [Music] i i don't know i don't know how do you not you don't see this no don't you ask someone else oh well dan's the one that was asking me i don't know he was saying where is it you don't see where it is though in the after dark dark yes whatever it doesn't really matter i mean the the story is that he didn't steal it yeah he didn't steal it so i see a lot of people trying to run that and trying to get me to talk about it so i'm happy to acquit david my arch nemesis i'm just kidding all right david oh people want us to talk about dirt day [ __ ] it i don't care i'll watch it they've been asking the whole time sure i'll watch it i don't give a [ __ ] dirty the thing i figured i would talk a story the thing is i figured i would talk about with trisha on monday so but i'll talk it at the back and then if you don't want to hear me repeat myself then don't watch it or watch it twice i don't give a [ __ ] we just sold another token what what happened ian uh we just sold another ian token you know it's funny ian goes kazak didn't sell a token last night and we're worried that zach wasn't gonna sell one he did and we're like oh man it sucks because everyone's getting paid and then ian was like oh we'll share it but now ian sold three to everybody's one are you still wanting to pool the money i think you maybe misheard me i was like wouldn't it be funny if we shared it it would be funny right yeah psych dude i don't know how i misheard something how does it feel to be so beloved i mean look at you selling three tokens look at you yeah yeah i i still think the other tokens will sell i don't know people are jumping around it's very random yeah i'm bullying oh well you know ab was the first crew member to sell a token so we thought oh what an interesting development you know and the popularity contest is kind of going on amongst the crew i mean dan dan's token is literally i'll sell you a bridge but somebody bought that so but i actually went in i'm sorry when ian suggested splitting it was just mine and dan that sold oh is that right yeah oh so you hadn't even sold a token when you suggested that's fine that is i don't know how i misheard you saying that ian when you you put it in writing do you mean that i misread it did you find it right because you because you did put that in writing go ahead and find what ian said i think you know glitch autocorrect oh it's an autocorrect thing that makes sense wow well congratulations ian that's three [ __ ] ethereum that is basically the enough to power an entire residential block for uh 10 years can you redeem that energy in some way i wonder that'd be cool if you could like you could be like yo here's a energy token nigeria power your [ __ ] here's some ac for a year no it'd be cool if it worked like that but unfortunately not so this guy dirty dom like so i didn't i didn't really prepare to talk about this so forgive me if i'm ignorant in some ways i obviously watched it maybe you know about these guys so tell me the background about this guy first of all uh dom so don was one of the like original characters in david's videos oh this is related to david yeah he put out a video basically saying that what seth and nick are saying is true and the way we used to behave when i was with them was messed up and it's totally wrong how we bully people and really jonah which is the fat guy everyone makes fun of they call him he's like his name's nick he's not even named jonah we just call him jonah because we're making fun of him because he looks like jonah hill which is crazy because i didn't even know his name was nick john is not even fat anymore right jonah looks great um oh sorry we have receipts t-channels pay attention now ian we so we just need to sell zach we just need zach to sell a coin i said so we're all paid oh so this so that sounds like it sounds like ian was sold yeah it was yeah ian was sold at the time he said they say i apologize yeah what the [ __ ] i've seen slander bro you might have to you might have formation here no just because of this slander i we shouldn't split it right now i'm not splitting with this i agree with that well also in my defense i said don't worry zach if you don't sell i'll split mine with you and i'll take you to dinner i told them no you said it was one or the other you said i could explain it okay yeah you said it was one or the other but that was still a nice gesture and i thought i was definitely going to pick but we don't even need to worry about that because we're all on the board baby yeah that's true numbers why does he get more yeah cause people like him better what if we want to split it you know also i i got another piece of information um another ian token just sold wait for real are you seriously serious that's four ian tokens i don't believe him i've got to go check ian are you buying it yourself did you just spend did you just use the coin that you got to buy your own coinbase it's on the blockchain baby it's all public so that's easy to verify oh really but i gotta look i don't even i don't believe it ian's on the board with people like he's got the same amount of coins as me now i'm feeling i'm not feeling feeling the pressure a little bit i'm not like i'm just ready to retire at this point hold on let me find the oh you guys didn't put the link can we get a link in the chat like oh my god how are people going to buy our coins if they don't have our link oh my god you guys what are you talking about just use the point that you got there's no link in the in the youtube video oh in like today's stream yeah just trying to find could someone send me the link i'm saying navigate here let's see all right proof is in the pudding here fellas this is exciting man we got activity dude there's only one look at all this ian activity three coins wait you sold three coins what today you mean no there's three coin sales in the past nine minutes look wait it's all by the same guy somebody bought them all the same dudes buying all your coins ian you got a super fan out there he wants to [ __ ] he wants to soak your suit bro wow we just got a bid on the vape nation too what's up yo someone wants to soak your suit ian one guy bought three of your tokens wait that means there's no more ian tokens are they also wait is that accurate yeah i think they're all owned by other people at this point look what three owners yeah they're sold out you're right one dude one guy bought one three three he's banking this guy knows zombler dude you better but shut up zombies [Applause] [Music] a big um moment money bags tell us what are you gonna do with all the coins are you gonna hold them are you gonna sell them what are you gonna do ian i would say i'm going to disneyland but i'm not i'm not going there right well you know all this work i'm going to get done i think i might you know extend my chin do a little facial work yeah yeah yeah yeah you know bleach my earlobes kind of go out out more lube you want to get some lube work yeah some love work work well i'll loop you up i'll lube your suit up boy i'll soak him a suit too i i gotta send a soaked suit too dude this is so crazy i cannot believe that we're selling this i cannot believe ian you sold all your coins this is amazing tokens tokens okay thank you what the [ __ ] dude shout out to zombies please call in i want to talk to you man yeah we'd love to we'd love to speak with you the guy sees value i think i think he sees value in the ian so now wait what was that someone can buy it from him oh so someone just sent him an offer oh that's just what i was gonna ask so this guy dude there's a lot of activity right now this guy just sent an offer to that homie the market's hot for one we gotta run on the market people but he wants to buy it at the original price come on dog we gotta resell it dude if he resells it for two tokens right now i'm gonna freak out [Laughter] i cannot believe what's happening [Laughter] you know there's an option so that anytime there's a resale you can take a commission from it right but i turned that off because like that's not how this [ __ ] works you buy it you own it that actually well i mean but that's how a lot of people are are doing it we were just talking before the show uh uh mf doom's family is selling some limited things for his memory or whatever his nfts it's like masks or something and yeah they're doing it as the smart contract so if people buy it uh and then turn around and sell it every time it's sold forever more they'll get a small cut of this i mean i that's an interesting feature cool yeah i turned it off for us though because i think i'm not doing this as a money-making scheme it's more just like what is this [ __ ] you know go make a billion dollars on it i don't give a [ __ ] i added it to the description if people want to check it out um ian wow and now there's a whole there's a whole aftermarket for you ian no if i if we had commission on those sales i'd be able to get a nice little diamond in my face yeah yeah you plant me right maybe it's we can get your ass a cute that's our giant zirconium for your forehead that's cool congrats ian yeah thanks guys i mean my original my original idea was that you guys would keep the your own individual token money this notion of sharing yeah that's i think that's a pretty good idea it's interesting how it's all flipping though that was my original idea this whole notion of sharing was just but it was just suggested by it was ian's idea it was suggested by ian you should keep your tokens no it's only fair we keep our tokens look everyone got paid joker brain [Applause] [Music] oh my god you guys we have two joker brains on the map zach how does it feel about now that people know that money actually goes to the guys they're more willing to buy it because i said that from the beginning i'm not kidding you did not get money yeah oh i don't think it was clear wow i mean i said it in the yesterday when i pitched it these guys get all the money thank you very much peenpoon that's rolex money for zach this peenproof is a shitload wait no it's not almost though he just messaged me on discord get him up get him on what a first guy doing with his money man i'm going to be better usage hold on i got to connect you ethan pinpoon was also involved in bidding here oh he cancelled his bid what the [ __ ] beanpoon well he decided to buy his actions he bought it oh he got outbid though yo i'm super interested on the gold coin i feel like i'm hacking your laptop right now don't go ahead i feel like this gold coin might actually go for some real cheddar cheese i'm feeling 20 000 i'm feeling i'm feeling 10 coins for that tokens no coins i'm feeling 10 coins for that token okay you're in the uh he's ready if you're able to get the call set up sec um so this is we're getting on the phone peenpoon who's spot to or yeah well he had bid previously and now he bought one let's check his wallet so you can check him and see what he owns oh this guy owns a lot of crypto art yep he owns a pullman right now this one he bought people own yeah publicly that's the whole like appeal well it's not the whole appeal but a big part of the appeal of all of this is it's is it it's all out in the open it's all transparent it's all public so you you can always see when it's been sold how much it's been sold for this is his most precious art he bought this for five thousand more because there's a little bit of like a show-offy thing absolutely yeah that's that's cool that's where a lot of people think the the value is is the uh i didn't know that yeah would you like me to bring them in right now yes please bring the peenpoon in bring in the poon [Laughter] so i'm a crypto artist and i've been on a site called super rare for like a year and basically it's been paying all of my living expenses like this is the only thing i do wow so yeah i knew like i'm a huge fan of the hd podcast so when i saw you guys uh talking about nfts like yesterday on the vip preview i was like oh this is like this is it bro uh so yeah i've been bidding on the the one one vape nation nft because it's the most valuable because it's one of one i saw that i saw you were involved in that what do you think that one's worth if you had to guess as the bidding goes up there's a lot of time out but what how much are you willing to spend on that bro i mean i only have like one eighth 1.5 youth to to barter with but it's honestly going to be and like 10 8 should have definitely put the uh you should have put the uh royalties on it's like that's what every crypto artist does is they they earn royalties but like it gets crazy you saw the people sale for 70 million so we would have to remember from youtube no that means that if someone resells it we get the like [Music] but don't you think it makes it more valuable that i don't have the royalty on it it makes it more valuable that it's one of one that's like what all that's what people care about the royalties are like honestly a good thing because people want artists to get their revenue like well i'm not an artist i'm just an [ __ ] yeah [Music] but i see what you mean i'm saying though you know well it's too late to turn it on so what can i do you create it's okay though yeah are you an artist yeah yeah i'm a 3d artist here let me click your [ __ ] like a little over a year and as you can see i have like a bunch of tokens on my openc profile but i'm on super air foundation like doing crypto art uh doing 3d art that's kind of like real it's just art like this you know that they sell right yeah like the branding for crypto for cryptocurrency connected to art like easy branding for nfts are any of these years that i'm looking at in your wallet yeah the ones that look like goddesses uh with floating stuff or mostly mine this one you check out my super rare profile actually i'll link that right now this one is discord maybe you were talking to zach and discord right you can send it in there exactly send it to zach and he'll pass it along to us cool and yeah i was in here you know dan i think you noticed my name a couple days ago i was trying to vouch for the nft side of things so tell me why did you buy the environmental side of things why did you buy the zach one because zach hadn't gotten any sales yet so i mean it's definitely a thing to like buy people's first nft and i've done that a couple of times in the past um so yeah i saw zach hadn't got one so i knew i had to get one and you know i'm sure just so you know i'm gonna put this up on social and i'm sure zak's will sell out pretty soon too so do you see value in it like it would go up in in uh over time or why i think so buy it [Laughter] yeah i mean i think the value is going to go up for sure and like obviously i'm invested in the community having like making all my income from this so yeah but yeah i mean i wouldn't be surprised if i start getting like one point five or two eighth bids so people will come to youtube on all of them that's interesting so people will come to you they'll say oh he owns this that i want and they'll just make an offer and you can decide to accept it or not um let me ask you exactly is someone offered you two right now would you take it on a timed auction would you say if someone offered you two right now would you take it uh it probably holds because that just means there's interest in it so just hold it tall yeah yeah hold it until rainy days well well thanks for supporting uh young sweet zack we love that yeah i appreciate that thank you man of course so i want to i want to plug your thing a little bit here uh peenpoon is it just ping pong ping pong love said there's nudity on that website so i'm scared to hold it but it's peen poon right so people just look up ping pong check out your heart yeah all right there's no nudity on my specific profile and i sent that to zach i sent in the general oh there you go and you got it yeah the general um so yeah that's like my current works you can see that i have like some stuff that recently sold what's the most valuable for 4 500 so it's pretty cool you know 4500 really crazy i mean yeah you sold this one that's awesome it says last 2.7 that's [ __ ] what's up dude nice good for you yeah i only have one that's not sold yet and that's one going for 2.7 druid oh i see that's sick bro how do you create and i started on what on what song i use blender uh which is like a 3d 3d renderer then i also use like photoshop uh octane render adobe after effects to combine it all together and then i also make my own music for using ableton live yo how does that guy beeple make one of these every day well he is like the super legit uh uh what do you call it partnership with turbo squid so he can like download unlimited assets basically and use them wherever he wants and he's also just like really good you know he's been doing this for like 15 years so respect definitely well good luck dude thanks for participating it was fun and uh nice to hear about just the people involved so good luck god bless and lots of love to hear us like be so clueless about it or are you just used to it like that's just it so it's only frustrating like for example ethan was like oh this is a scam and this is bubble it's like obviously everyone is entitled to their own opinion but like the artists that are down here were like obviously invested in the space so to hear people kind of poop on it is hurtful but mostly there's a lot of misinformation going around with uh like the environmental impacts and stuff and like you're saying nobody really knows about a uh the energy tokens or things like that which like are totally a thing yeah mm-hmm well listen well it seems we're selling i love you what's yeah digital artists this whole new market right exactly yeah just hop on twitter and start tagging yourself with like crypt hashtag cryptoer and you'll just like you'll see a huge emerge emergence of all of us out of the woodwork oh what am i supposed to do go on twitter and tag crypto that's it it's the hashtag cryptoart hashtag nft honestly and then you'll just see people like start fighting to get you on what do you mean basically that is good advice that is good advice okay yeah dude yeah write that down dan i've been in this guy hashtag crypto nfd all right yeah that's it thank you thanks for chatting with us appreciate it i want to check out the walter the guy who bought three ian's that's all he owns only owns three ian's he's a dude how is this not you ann well be honest specifically he only owns it on this platform because there are multiple places where people do this and so you're only you know this guy might be really into this but doesn't normally shop on openc and so this is the first time am i going to get charged back no chargeback doesn't work that's not how it works it doesn't work all right let's talk about this guy so dom is who is he a b was about to explain what he was easy yeah he was uh david's roommate uh when they first got a place together in california and he was heavily in a lot of his uh first videos so he's like he's well known by david fans now the thing about dom is that isn't he accused of like some heinous [ __ ] i believe he's accused of sexual assault at vidcon so like it's just i found it i i don't know the the veracity of those claims are those i know he put out a video being like i'm sorry about what happened at vidcon but i don't know what he's accused of he put out viewing like i'm so sorry about what happened at vidcon and then in the comments is david dobrik being like you it's okay dude we forgive you mistakes happen or some [ __ ] like that so i don't know what he's accused of or what is this guy some kind of predator what's the deal with with dom i'm not sure i wasn't following up with that saga too much but i don't think any legal action was taken at the time amy you took a picture with him yeah i did thank you for letting everyone know did you write him down what's the deal with that uh no so last time me and lena were in california actually i was uh at the mall on in west hollywood and some guy was like uh hey i'm sorry i wasn't staring at you i think i have those same pants and it was dumb and i was like oh what's up [ __ ] you [Laughter] you're telling me dom approached you because you liked your pants i swear to god because he was like staring down and he was like oh sorry dude i think i have those same pants he was really nice when i met him he's not like zach you as abe's friend do you believe this story oh [ __ ] coming from zach bro what does that mean i think i don't i mean his stories are all true for sure when is what is zach lied about wait what didn't tell him i no i think he's telling the truth yeah i don't think he's lying okay there you go there it is yeah yeah he backed out real fast you must have some dirt on him when have i ever lied abe yeah what is he lied about amy go ahead he's like scarface he always tells the truth even when he lies right is that true of zack do you tell him [ __ ] you i have no idea what you're talking about interesting i'm kidding no i don't i believe his story yeah i completely believe this story i mean it happens you see these people walking around they walk around they ask about your pants yeah get some semen milk from you did you see his dick did you see his meat imprint on his pants he was looking at my pants i don't know if he saw mine i don't know so anyway this guy is old he was like i guess david's childhood friend yadda yadda there's been a lot of stuff going on i thought the video was kind of i don't know he doesn't really say anything he's just like yeah nick and seth and i believe them and he speaks kind of cryptically where he like i feel like he doesn't just come out and say what he's trying to say you know i just kind of wanted to clear the air up about some things and give my perspective and you know my thoughts on everything that's happening so i i moved out here in 2015 with he says david i'm it's long i don't know i don't feel like watching 15 minutes of this um he says that david eventually just drifted out and stopped asking him to be in his videos and [ __ ] and i had two girls move in she's super dope bro it's it's not that good i just didn't think it was that good he didn't really say anything new i don't know but i guess it's better than is there something specific that people wanted me to comment on i mean realize that these certain jokes and these yeah he said you're saying yeah we were bullies we were we were doing [ __ ] up that's good yeah at least he's saying that yeah i agree it's good it's great not like what scotty did right totally i feel like he's he's broken out of the cult and so he can own he can take accountability and he doesn't have money in dyspo and he doesn't as far as i am aware have david tattooed on me either you know yeah i don't know anything about it but i think at least just saying that is better no i was in videos where i was what we've seen so far kissing guys right but for me personally known for not sticking up and for not saying no and for not uh putting my foot down seeing he says he feels guilty and responsible for the stuff they did back in the day seth's situation and him coming out about it you know two years later three years later um it really hurts me because i know i wasn't the best at times either blah blah blah yeah when it makes their brands look good and when it brings them more money yadda yadda yadda yadda he's talking about seth accountability blah blah blah i mean there's not i don't have anything to add to it i don't think i don't know if that's an appropriate response to this video people are looking for you know yeah um man ian is out of coins that's a [ __ ] crazy dude sick that's it ian what are you doing you've got so many ethereum bro you're like smog from the hobbit you got all these coins and treasures around you i know i think well it's time for me to retire thank you guys you'll keep it in this currency or you'll cash in i don't know i mean dan thinks no right yeah dan thinks that's kind of we should follow that i'm sorry to interrupt i have the person that bought all of the tokens the ian tokens i'm talking to him too he said i'm ready to buy all your tokens to whose abs yeah oh we got quite a collector here bring him on which guy is this let me open the activity this is um zombies zom oh yeah he only owns all he has is ian tokens zombies oh and he's got a bid on on the gold as well he currently has top bid on the goldies no he doesn't he got outbid by luca all right i'm bringing them on right now i've got a bidding war over here bear on on the car right now all righty we've got the legend zombiers zombies i am gramblers that's me why did you buy so many why did you buy three ian tokens oh i was ready to buy all of them but someone else bought the rest of them but i bought three because i think they're going way up in value really you think the ians may be the most valuable of all the tokens we've commented oh yeah if you see the artwork on that one it's the greatest it is my favorite one so it has nothing to do with you liking ian as a person it's more about the artwork oh i like ian he's always been the best thing when he was an intern right right he's always been a golden one yeah he's a salaried employee he's not the golden boy that's zach but he's definitely a golden one there's a reason we started paying him a salary you know what i mean he's great so this is incredible so did you buy the coins or did you have them in a wallet like how do you how did you obtain the ethereum oh i have a lot of ethereum so i i had plenty in my uh bank account can you give me an idea of how many you have i mean you're anonymous i'm just curious i have 20 20 ethereum oh wow so that's like that that's like what 35 000. yeah and then mostly bitcoin so how many bitcoins do you have two ah that's these days that's worth a lot of money over a hundred grand yeah that's a hundred g's can you tell us about like how did what do you do or how did you get into all this stuff how did you get the coins yeah i just go to college but i like bought it a long time ago early adopter oh nice got him when it was low that's so tell me what did you buy these coins that's what i kind of figured i bought them for 500 bucks uh each for the ethereum oh that's pretty good i mean yeah it's that's quadruple quadruple what'd you get the bitcoin for oh i mind it you mind it how many [ __ ] graphics cards you got over there wow i just buy them all out from the best buy oh straight from best buy you're the reason we don't have our new computer dude you can mine it yourself yeah anyone can mine it you just so wait are you mining it right now you still mining oh yeah oh yeah baby we love it we got a miner here what's your setup what's your mining rig yeah i just got tons of new nvidia graphics cards dude you're such a piece of [ __ ] we've been waiting two months for just one [ __ ] car so we can improve our show what do you say about that uh you gotta just check stack x then oh stop what you were buying cards on stock well oh another an illegal soul ladies and gentlemen ila sold and ila sold [Music] this guy is currently the top bid and he owns two or he has one ela coin he's also in the discord as well oh wow quite a community well hey congratulations on being smart and being an early adopter man and now you're mining how much money do you make mining like on a monthly a basis dollars probably right now so it's just a nice little is that does that take in account your costs your energy costs right yeah okay so that's what you're profiting so do you still also need a job or is this kind of like your thing nah this is this is it that's so crazy thousand dollars a month bro how do you live at home with my parents oh you live with your parents do they know do they know that you're doing that do they understand what you do yeah they want some of it too oh they want to cut interesting well dude you got a hundred thousand dollars in your [ __ ] wallet that's crazy money let me ask you this has it it must have gotten a lot harder for you to make money because you have two coins but it sounds like at the rate you're farming it's going up a lot slower you're always slower right so i think the unit coins are going to sell out so you guys better put in some offers the ian ones you said i want i gotta say that's kind of an interesting play to buy out all the ians because i wouldn't be surprised if you started getting offers because now you i mean you hold bro you're you're holding heavy yeah if anyone else sells those ian ones i'm gonna buy them out too you better make offers on those right now start making offers you'll be the sole holder and how much are you willing to spend on the one of one gold coin i am down to spend 10 ethereum let's go you shouldn't share that info though well if the bidding's gonna get up there it's one of one baby but i'm saying if he shares that info like that's valuable intel to others yo and also do you care about the fact that there's the vape nation video attached to it or do you just want the token the vape nation video is the best part of it that's what i figured i'm trying to sell the vape nation video but i don't know is it two separate objects in or or is it one object attached one right yeah it's like attached there's like a link to it i think cool cool yeah wow this is exciting this is gonna be an exciting two weeks well thank you so much man i appreciate you coming out and supporting us and no it's all only for two weeks going on yeah they expire we've pledged to destroy anything that doesn't sell after two weeks and then the bid for the golden token one of one ends on uh what in 13 13 days march 25th at 12 a.m that's gonna be exciting dude daddy's gonna get paid i might get enough teeth too so you gotta check out oh let's check you out uh uh what's the name no he just said it what do you say it again it's dark road like rhode island dark road on what website same website you guys use on openc open c we're like searching for right now let's see it's music it's supposed to be like music all right we'll check it out i'm clicking around for life nation thanks for your support buddy keep mining those coins all right you mind those [ __ ] coins and you better you tell your parents they don't they don't they take their [ __ ] hands off your damn coins do they really want to cut how much they want of your coins like ten thousand dollars wow that's okay i mean you live with is it like a one-time payment or they want a cut of all the action i just sent you the link to his uh thing and he wants one ian coin so you're a musician and you sell your music this way you sell nfp are you going to claim us for playing your music right now please don't claim me bro this is my dad's music my dad's music huh how cool i see like there's just so much going on here yeah yep it's a whole ecosystem well that's dark roads on open sea all right uh thank you for thank you for participating man it's so nice to to hear from you and to understand what the hell's going on with this whole crazy thing and uh i'm looking forward to taking your tan ethereum in a couple weeks all right take care thanks for calling thank you dude appreciate it that's your man he's right this guy's this guy's slick dude i bet you one of those coins one of those ian's is going to resell it's so rare now that's carlos this is feeling it i'm feeling it i'm feeling it yeah your art is really cool why nobody want i feel like such an opportunity here these people they don't you see is i don't know why these aren't sold all of them there's such an opportunity to make money i feel like you're like i'm drinking the kool-aid yeah you need to chill daddy dude this is such a unique money-making opportunity yeah this is a once-in-a-lifetime money-making opportunity [Music] wow [Laughter] i love this is this is the best zach can we get some daddy chills yo like did they see it or did it we'd lose it i wonder oh i i caught it i caught it pretty much as soon as it started to go down so but yeah i think we're back no are we oh i'm whatever i'm seeing it's a good time to cut out 9 11. i just see money making opportunity on the all the bitcoin mining crash the server yeah yeah we got a tweet with all those with all those uh trending hashtags dan uh all right i got a jill there wait wait wait we're back we're back we're back we're back okay there's a listing for the ian for two ethereum somebody already re-listed it so somebody's trying to oh because they heard that guy was like i'm buying it was the zom zombreeze dude oh that's awesome that was the one we just spoke to right so he's trying to resell for two already damn i thought he was holding he's been talking to me in the discord he's like i want to buy your tokens too i think they're really nice i'm like no no man you don't have to no that was before he called in but now that he called in feel free yeah sure enough i see that now when you look at the listing on your hands it says price two yo this is the free market baby someone's reselling ian for two let's see if somebody buys it oh that'll be wild there's so many great tokens to buy you can get for one for example the vape nation for example all right we're gonna wrap it up this was fun though all right this is it guys what can i say it's friday [Music] keep your mask on and your head low we're all going to get vaccinated in may according to joe biden [Music] joe biden wait you're watching joe biden give me that [ __ ] oh i want that covert shop i'll take the pfizer i'll take the other one that i can't say i'll take the johnson johnson give me everything you're a bad boy john joe bison wake up did you have fun elias nice having you here on friday yeah what was your favorite part of the show today actually i got i have to admit that the wearing the suits i really i thought you hated it i didn't hate it it was interesting it was interesting and not too offensive it wasn't like so viscerally effect like eating meat is slightly weird yeah just kind of interesting and fun did you like part where you flipped it i don't think i saw that we didn't show it i could show that to you did you like the part where he peed his pants they didn't see that part that one was weird oh there it is all right guys have a great weekend we'll be back on tuesday with frenemies or monday if you remember you know what it is what are we going to get what do you want to eat i will tell you all about it off the air you'll see the best podcasts in the world right it's like good it's like good we're ending the show chit-chat you're checking your phone yeah so we're wrapping up like new zealand okay you could be like playing the music and fading bye-bye bye-bye my drinks are made while the incest on the sleep shredder would stop bopping off freighters at the suite we'll do the real raw ritual with more and e.t share with laughs with the ring just see y'all love jimmy lee they said we wouldn't come back but you we always do rice from the ashes like the phoenix on the flex back to two you're watching h2 three three three three you're watching h two three three three three you're watching h two three three three three you're watching h two three three three taking us out have a good one everybody

Channel: H3 Podcast

Views: 1,362,729

Rating: 4.8321328 out of 5

Keywords: h3h3, h3, h3 after dark, h3h3productions, ethan klein, hila klein, ethan and hila, ethan & hila, after dark

Id: elrxz0w4xIY

Length: 173min 33sec (10413 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 12 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/lostinthederpness]

I usually hate loud soundbites, but the fucking bitconnect one makes me laugh so much. The pure enthusiasm paired with the genuine confusion on how NFTs work makes it comic silver.

I sort of understand the value of NFTs, but I'm still lost on the world of cryptocurrencies. I'm still confused even after hearing about them for the first time in 2014...

[u/EerieArizona]

They explained NFTs and I still don't understand how they hold any kind of value.

Before anyone makes an attempt to explain it, keep in mind that I am dumb as fuck and old, so please don't waste your valuable time on me. With peace and love.

[u/CtrlShiftNut]

Well soak my suit and lube my lobes.

[u/appleparkfive]

I was going to say, seems like it would be smart if they made some Hila Klein NFTs. And naturally they're out there sellin.

Also it's hilarious that Ian's NFT costs more now. Making that bank

And I'm glad Hila brought up the Tulip thing. Because that was like watching an episode of Drunk History, but way more off than usual.

[u/WouldDoJackMcBrayer]

Zach telling the fans to stop using Peace and Love was a huge miss for me

[u/shepherdish]

What is up with the faetheon guy spamming negative stuff on every comment/video? Is it a bot?

[u/sp4ce]

"With peace and love" is how southern people say "bless your heart"

[u/there_is_always_more]

I was drinking milk and I literally burst out laughing when Ethan suggested "eliminating" the first edition and deepfake Tom Cruise. I literally had to put down the cup because I was laughing so hard I was going to drop it.

[u/DocAuch]

With peace and love, The NFT stuff was boring as hell.