Guess Who the D'Amelios Are Suing... - H3TV #7

[Music] we are live it is tuesday september 7th it is h3 tv what'd it do what'd it be what is it thank you shredder thank you but we're good thank you today's episode is sponsored by mint mobile and liquid iv guys thank you everybody for being here this is the fun episode people the other ones are not funny this is where we come to have a good old time yeah i'm happy to say that we got the um we got the last episode unblocked yes indeed which has now crossed a million views thank you thank you peace and love peace and love oh my god the chat is freaking out because we started early today according to who according to our start time it was set to one o'clock oh my god damn 12 51. okay i'm sitting here annoyed because i thought we were starting at 12 30. oh you said what time we starting i said we'll start at 12 30. you didn't say that of course i did i said 12 30 normal time so i was sitting here and everyone's just dilly dallying i was like what am i in the bizarre world everyone's acting like we're not 20 minutes late sorry and now pulling up the receipts sorry go ahead pull it up i'm pulling it up yeah pull it up i'll wait which is fair enough where he goes oh 12 30 well said it at one because you're always late i do do that sometimes i will admit because we originally started doing after darks at 12 and we were always late so i started setting it to 12 30. but last night i said what time do you want to start tomorrow 12 30 how about one and you said yep oh i thought you said 12 30. you said yep to the one i said yep i just said yep i didn't say yep one find it pull it up somebody pulled that [ __ ] up it's like discord read it read a verbatim uh did you find it a.b it says uh what time tomorrow is 12 30 okay one o'clock what do you think yup okay well okay a miscommunication for sure i thought you just said 12 30. but here we are early here we are and everybody's so impressed okay that's good but i was just saying i was just like what is going on these guys they don't care about they don't care i'm sorry we care too much too much well we're here we're here and we're early certified lover boys sorry sorry yeah you know we talked a lot about um certified lover boy drake's new album versus uh donda dunda dunda it seems like the consensus is kanye won yeah it seems that consensus i honestly i didn't even bother listening to drake's new album because it was all the whole branding everything was just so corny i was like i can't turn this on really i thought the consensus was the opposite i thought more people were liking the drake really i've seen nothing but hate for the drake album personally but i mean it's all subjective maybe it's just the circles like if you look at the internet or if you look at melon the noodle drop he gave donda seven and drake got like a three so sure right yeah you're kind of looking like a melon today i'm i'm melanie i'm not on this [ __ ] today ela made me yeah you lost the heart she made me shave off the heart and the goatee cause she's like we're doing the new show on sunday yeah i don't think so oh my god she's still here she's not here but she's still giving me [ __ ] we're doing the new show on sunday and you should uh put your best foot forward and i said you're right what do you think ian about donda drake yeah uh i tried to get through the drake one it's just it just melds together it's hard to distinguish the songs i actually watched um a bit of i don't i'm not a big fan of his but dj academics did a stream where he had his um he had his you could find that i got to find that yeah someone linked that yeah you know what i got i know that it is well the one i'm thinking of yesterday he had his chat vote on drake songs versus kanye songs from the new albums and kanye won 10-0 in his own chat and drake watches those streams like he was texting academics so he saw that wait they were texting while it was happening yeah apparently oh god drake sitting in his 100 million dollar how much does this house like 250 million dollar house probably we can look it up because kanye put the address online yeah as if it wasn't readily available by the way but anyway this his biggest stand in the world this is the funniest [ __ ] ever biggest stan uh this twitch streamer he was like drake's number one [ __ ] all y'all top five in the world is drake drake drake drake and drake well he did a listening party for the much anticipated that part's in this too and so here it is what top five you smoking on kendrick because my top five is drink drink drink drink if we broke it he literally passed the [ __ ] out on stream during because my top five is drake drake he fell asleep dude and it's not a gag i was like this guy's got to be kidding no it wasn't a gag he was sleeping on stream for hours it's awesome so i love that video i think that's a testament to yeah that was one of the funniest things man and people were tuning in to like i think his views probably went up when he was passed out because everyone was talking about it right how good is that oh but he's he's not going to sit here and try to tell me what the straight face that drake is better than kendrick that's blasphemy right ian i mean you know they kind of serve different markers no no no no no okay wow so political god what's different like you're not gonna hear you know kendrick out at the you know the bars and things like that or in abercrombie okay well i don't know if that's necessarily a hit against him because he's not trying to make music for abercrombie and finch i don't think he was saying it as a hit though he's just saying he's right like it's different uh some different democratic different demographics someone's going to make abercrombie music somewhere right it's a market i i don't think i think you can still compare them though as a side note i went to abercrombie over the weekend the mirrors in there are crazy in the dressing room you could change your song your setting your lights yeah i saw your thirst trap post it was uh i was so intrigued by a pretty smart branding i do i do find that real that's cool it was a cool mirror but uh av did a thirst strap at abercrombie i hope this doesn't make you sound like a douche no you looked good you looked good thank you thank you it was a good post god bless oh can i tell you guys a story about something oh by the way i want to say at the top of the show guys call in 800 or no no no it's on the screen 808 hot meme call in we have screeners standing by guys what i'm going to try to give you some focus today to help with the calls so if you have beef or you need me to mediate a disagreement maybe do a three-way call give us a call at 808 hot meme and let's see if we can resolve the issue could i myself have always been a mediator um and i think i can help thank you thank you so okay you guys want to hear a story that happened over the weekend it's the worst it's the worst thing yeah it's this it's the most disgusting thing that's ever happened in my presence no way okay wait okay so so you're doubting that we've done a lot of disgusting stuff in all of that worse than the meat cake last friday bro it done the meat cake doesn't hold a [ __ ] candle to what i'm looking let's see what about the mayo cake nothing compares oh okay okay i'm intrigued okay are you ready so theodore two-year-old son is in the process of potty training and he's doing great he's doing really good honestly he like doesn't even wear a diaper anymore he's wearing his underwear but he's had trouble like the pooping has has has been um difficult for him okay i pooped my pants who's that al roker oh poor owl pooped his pants sorry sorry no it's okay so anyway um so he when he does poop successfully on the toilet um we get really excited okay and so he did like three he did like a nuggie he did one nug he pooped and we go yeah theodore woo get all excited he gets all happy and then he went back he's like i gotta do more poop and he goes back the third one yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah he goes back he got got more poop so he goes back does a third poop there's three like nuggies in the toilet and the third time he comes over and we're like yeah theodore you know we're about to go take it and flush it this just happened but we're like celebrating because we want to you know positively reinforce his his pooping sure of course and as we're celebrating alfredo oh no oh no swoops in and eats a whole oh human [ __ ] of theodores this size show me like a whole human [ __ ] and he's going back for seconds and ela has to wrestle out the second nug out of his mouth he destroyed it he bodied the whole nug and then theodore notices and he starts bawling he goes theodore or he goes alfredo ate my poop alfredo ate my poop oh he was crying yeah because he freaked him out he's like i'm right away my poop he's like where's my poop alfredo ate my poop so me and eli have been trying to is fredo okay i mean no he's fine i looked it up they said it's actually safe it's fine okay like they'll digest it normally and he did he he he digested it double digested he had a normal poop he didn't puke or anything wait so he went in the toilet and got it well he has a little baby toilet a train a potty it's a it's just a little potty like yeah yeah yeah that he sits on in the living room and then when he goes potty we take it to the bathroom and flush it together right okay and so yeah so he just nicked it out when we were celebrating and it was well at first when we saw it i i saw him eating something and i was like there's no [ __ ] way so i watched patiently to see and then he started going back for seconds and there was miss and there was a whole turd missing dude and hila caught him with the second turret in his mouth ah this is sick alfredo ate my poop he literally ate the poo-poo oh yeah he's gonna say that hate the poop yeah no but he was fine actually but like we've been i've been just like wow me and that ila were like it's gonna take a while for us to get over that one alfredo i know it was you fredo i know it was you fredo shredder's like i didn't eat poop ironically shredder doesn't eat poop but his breath still smells worse yeah that's a that's a that's a zinger that's a good one right yeah that's it yeah it was so got a little wave of nausea when you said it was so disturbing so disturbing so so so disturbing wow wow the chat's going crazy somebody said it's gross but not as unusual as you'd think i mean yeah dogs dogs are gross you like eating poop i don't know yeah i think the problem is that because alfredo is a street dog and he has a lot of trauma right that he he is eating habits are so odd like you know the poor baby he he'll i know he's hungry but he'll just sit and stare at his food and he won't eat and then sometimes he'll try to nick stuff like that when nobody's looking and he he's just got the scavenger die mentality and um he saw his opportunity and he [ __ ] took it and then they eat the poo poo there it is but you know what that's what it is still love them i that is really gross i'm going to say the mayo cake is still grosser that's they're bro there's no [ __ ] way the mayo cake is grosser i had like two i had like two full bites of that [ __ ] it wasn't even bad you think mayo is worse than [ __ ] then human feces being eaten by a dog though as opposed to it yeah this dog sleeps in my bed and he ate my sons right well i wouldn't let him lick my face after that but that's good what's the lick embargo you know what i mean like how long do i wait before this curse is i mean it's three days dude yeah i was gonna say like 48 hours maybe yeah it's been 40 i'm thinking a week bro i'm thinking like a full-on i mean they don't brush so no oh wow i uh he took a poop the next day and i go theodore i got your poop back it's pretty gross but honestly it's not very good i thought that story would tear the house down it's gross don't get me wrong i'm not trying to downplay it you're not mentioning my story bro i guess if i was there i was there for the mayo cake i smelt that um i almost threw up like three times when we did that so i'm saying i guess you have a male thing have like a male thing what about when i took a bath in it did that disturb you yeah that was gross too for some reason i don't know what it was about the cake i didn't think that was that i mean there was a smell it filled the smell was a big element it i ate it it was kind of good right zach like chopped it in amazing interesting it melted the flavors melted it was an interesting like it's a bold it's a bold spice profile it's a fusion food yeah some pallets are not equipped for it like that they call that american fusion dan i did eat i didn't eat the mayo cake but i did eat we did the uh laugh you lose contest and i ate the pumpkin pie with mayo um yeah it's just mail guys come on all right so let's move on we've got a lot to get to here today having fun already you guys yeah fun here here we are oh man we got so many great videos to watch yeah i'm excited though this sunday is the new show everybody it's happening this sunday we're getting everything ready it's going to be fun amarath is accepting subs to write on her forehead right now oh for real yes indeed zach did his daily amaranth this girl like nobody i've ever met damn let's see i mean i don't know it feels kind of demeaning to pay to get something written on her forehead like i mean i love her we literally did that yeah you did that yeah it's for charity though oh oh jesus dude bro we can't show this you didn't show that did you ma i don't know if ian switched to it let's just go with no that was insanely graphic bro let's get the dogs off she was like in a thong straddling like oh that was insane bro vin diesel what do you think about that let's get out of here let's go let's go have lunch so no on the uh writing http now is the time for all that damn it uh look how beautiful she is what we got here scooby doo but every character is james charles that sounds interesting dude this thing [ __ ] so here we go scooby-doo as uh voice acted by every character is james charles uh no dread it i don't need notifications in what world do i need notifications from reddit you'd have to be insane [ __ ] no dude you crazy oh my god all right here we go oh you muted it no i didn't i know you didn't read it stupid yeah it's video players really bad from you now i'm gonna start it over sorry [Music] guys a pretty fast driver i'm very impatient i have places to go things to see money to make people suck [Applause] oh my god really [Music] oh my god [Music] oh my god shout out to i healt [Music] it's one of the best things i've ever seen i love that would you watch that show maybe we could greenlight something like a fall oh a full two minutes it kind of had that adult swim animation style so maybe they'd be i wonder if you need to license that at all from well yeah you're using his his audio this is a little spooky that's good though um oh this was interesting a post or we should do this with ela actually the height one we should have our in-depth conversation you know this was oh i guess it got a lot there was a lot of debate internally about this somebody did a height calculation i'd love a 6-6 of course based on this photo where we're doing our alpha poses very alpha there's a lot of debate here but what first of all how are you gonna do okay so they say zach is six four yeah i guess he's zach you're not six four are you i'm six three okay it's close close i appreciate the little extra bump but not dan are you 5 10 uh no i'm a little bit more than that but what really got me is i'm listed as 5 10 and ian is listed as 6'2 and we're like the exact same height well what i don't understand is cameron's right not four inches taller cameron is right next to him at five ten i don't know why his ian got that generous six too yeah and by the way in red too like ian did you make this no but you know this looks right to me you're right next to elo you're i mean i guess you're a little bit taller than hila i mean no you're taller than me i couldn't yeah that's a good solid almost half a foot right there you're 5 5 twelve five thirteen i'll tell you sam makes a joke that it's actually two where she says i'm five foot twelve yeah exactly that's that's that's pretty astute i can't believe how many people thought i was short a lot of people thought aby was a short king i think it's because i wear like extra large shirts betta or because you're listed as taller than me too though i just noticed yeah no dan is like a little bit taller than me yeah oh for real dan is like six i got like way underway hold on somebody called out your shoes a b do you wear these to for the extra height because someone said that these are those are air forces air forces i have air forces sometimes i put them on because look usually what i wear is like nothing right yeah but when i put on my air forces i feel so [ __ ] tall bro they're fly as [ __ ] dude they're nice shoes i'm just saying it gives you a lot of jump dan is a little bit taller than me he's six foot i'm between 5 10 and 5 11. uh-huh which one i would say 511 but there's like this meme on tick tock that if you were 5 11 you would just say you're right they're right you're five well i mean you are like the same height you're five take off your shoes and then come step to my head because you got like these fat [ __ ] like high heels for women platforms let's see those feet dude air forces but i didn't know but amy's tall he's not he's not a short king i thought it was interesting how everyone thought that but cameron got done dirty too cameron you were a little bit upset about how this came out you saying you were 510 is that right he said he's confused yeah i agree i agree he was pretty heated he yeah you were like you're like we have to talk about this i need to defend myself like come on now yeah it sounds like a beta okay but okay so somebody sent this to me but this isn't accurate because there's a perspective here right some people are standing further away from the yeah and like zach is significantly closer to the camera than let's say olivia and myself you know interesting but then sam's they said sam is 5'2 that was that was to me the probably the biggest miscalculation sam er how did you feel about being diagnosed she's upstairs she's upgrading but she's you know running around the office like bilbo energy yeah sam said she's 5'4 if i'm not mistaken i guess it wasn't that fast maybe he always says i make him feel short though well zach does this thing where we're taking that picture on fridays where he stands next to me on purpose and i don't don't stand by me that's why people think i'm short because you're so damn tall maybe that's what happened because i'm next to him and i got like way underestimated it's like well if he's six four though i'm six three but i know i know but like if they think you're six four then like that's super tall right and you're standing further back from him too right but i'm glad they said i'm five eleven point five i was like i'll take that [ __ ] baby what's your height i like to think i'm 511 okay how does that come out too for you guys is set that ring trail so good height yeah because i stood up like we're like the same height no we're not okay take off your shoes come stand next to me ask to ask right now bro let's go get up there ask to ask right you're hesitating i don't want to oh i don't know why you're insecure about your height i mean you're still like five ten five eleven that's a good hype yeah that's above average people were saying we're tall they said we're a tall crew beta what is the average average american male height i'm not insecure in my height i'm just insecure when i'm five foot nine so we're all we're all above the the media let's go ask to ask bro right now baby you don't gotta be insecure you're beautiful man i don't know why yeah you're everybody sims for you everyone talks about how like they want thanks i'm not insecure but thank you guys i don't want to hear that kind of talk all right all right well anyway uh interesting analysis um oh wow this is cool canadian political party leader blasts a wet fart on tv that sounds like a rudy giuliani move to me something rudy giuliani would do i think he has the sound but you have it isolated good because as always what fart huh when did rudy far oh this guy farting no no the rudy fart when did rudy fart it was during um i think we yeah we watched a rudy fart video let me uh rudy oh yeah during the the voter fraud hearing yeah remember he was like in the courtroom hit me with the sound bite oh interesting yeah that sounds pretty that sounds pretty good apparently according to donald or according to trump because he's there's like tons of books about trump now at this point and people that rudy used to clear rooms with his gas really as a flatulent man i love it such a mess but anyway here's a canadian political leader blessed in what ass something that's knocking in any way injure somebody this is clearly violence this is trump this is the goal oh my goodness are we sure it was him dude i mean yeah like in a lot of these four videos the pause is suspect but you said you had it isolated right zach no no the rudy one oh careful here let's try again listen let's analyze this analyze it if you will why did i i did some mod things this is trump this is the goal is when you throw a rock at someone your goal is to hurt them to injure them to mainly violence this is trump this is the goal is hmm he put some like emphasis on it this is trump this is the goal is to me it seems like he didn't miss a beat i'm a little i know i'm always the one doubting these fart videos but i i am a little what are you doubting that it was edited or that there was uh no then it's just something else something else some background noise or something i got picked up on the mic yo oh we have an interesting call-in we got okay this is really interesting this i love just so you know because sometimes the call-ins take a long time we're just about at our uh ad break time so maybe okay so let me say so just let me just say jake don't go anywhere he just made a video about the demilio family not paying him for his photos and the demilio family threatening to sue him i heard about this story oh i did too so this is an exclusive scoop uh from jake can we also real quick to say hi to amaranth she's watching us on her live oh she is hi amaranth is it safe for me to open your stream or no because i almost i almost got domed for that one we were gonna write something on your face but uh i got scared when i saw you throttling by the way just because i see people um shouting him out a lot this politician his name is uh i'm sorry i'm going to say it wrong um i think it's jack james you see breakfast jagmeet sing maybe it's jug meat bro i cannot believe i made you gently mispronounced that guys i know and i feel bad because i i really like that guy actually he's he he seems doesn't seem like he's really good [Laughter] but shout out to him i i don't believe i know she's right oh okay she's writing a pickle rick just for clarity wow her views went up a lot oh my goodness that's freaking hilarious i don't think it's meant to be hilarious dan i'm watching it now there's some other objective here to this stream and the comedy oh people said i said it right okay okay good um okay guys you go stop watching amrat and come back to my stream please once i mentioned her her views went up by like two or three thousand and that and but they're still there yo come on come back i'm don't make me take my shirt off get my ass out she's waving back she is no i just left um so okay we're going to take this call this is really interesting don't wait did he leave it's gone oh no it's here wait like like i said we're at 30 so if we but it moved down to a 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about to take this call okay yeah all right i'm intrigued are we ready to um bring them on oh jake 20 from maine should we uh look into this story yeah that's what i'm saying i'm not a hundred percent let's let's get it uh we made a video about the demelio family not pain can we find that video is there some kind of article it might be easier just to get the you find the video jake made that would be good to watch before there's another great one so this girl kristen is on the line she has a big beef with lily her cousin she's willing to bring lily on their family knows steve miller from the band [Music] but lily is pretending not to remember and she wants to understand why wait who's steve miller like you know well there's stephen miller the the paul or not politician yeah but there's the white psycho yeah yeah but she but is that who steve miller when i see steve miller i think steve miller man i think the joker so lily's like we know him the space cowboy right yeah so so some people kristen is saying we know him but lily her cousin is saying we don't know him and she wants to know why why won't why would you not admit to knowing him it's such an odd photo the the framing of that is very strange what do you want is she flying like an eagle like what you know nice oh we got we even got uh pro or what is this oh proof that this guy is for real sam the the demilio guy well let's just talk to jake let's get the scoop from him uh now i'll just say i'm gonna bring jake on this is the guy who did uh photography for the demilio family jake hi how are you thanks for calling by the way hi how's it going so i just want to say jake that obviously not being super familiar with the story we only have your side to go on so i'm going to listen obviously to what you're saying but i think it's important to note for the audience that i don't know anything about this story and uh you know to take everything uh just remember i i don't know what i don't know what i'm saying but i just wanna i'm just trying to cover my ass bro i'll just be honest with you sure absolutely so jake i also yeah i wanna i wanna preface this by saying i am subscribed and if i if i was paid from the demilios i would be a member oh he's saying he is subscribed to our channel thank you bro you're hired you're hired [Laughter] i appreciate that so do you want me to start from the top okay so yeah why don't you start from the top what what tell me like what work were you doing for them and how much work you get yeah go ahead yeah so i uh i was i took a bunch of photos for them in december of 2019. um i i did a photo shoot with her when she had like one to two million followers on tick tock and now she's at whatever it is 100 something million and um i i took these photos we had agreed to she was able to use the photos for her an instagram post um and i also in the email said that if under the the agreement i said if you decide to sell these photos anywhere i would like to be notified so that i can get my my cut or or some sort of compensation because it was just for a shout out and then oh bro hold on you did a photo shoot for them for a shout out how big were they at the time you said a million okay so they were pretty big already i mean but you know a million followers on tick tock right i mean that's what i'm assuming you mean you're not like rolling that didn't trans yeah oh no absolutely not yeah okay interesting so how long ago was this uh that happened in 2019 december of 2019 okay and then uh i then i started working for them doing freelance work for the family in april um and then they stopped then we i stopped working for them just because they wanted to do everything out of los angeles and didn't want any remote workers um which i thought was fair and then december of 2020 december 1st the book comes out and i wasn't notified that my photos would be used i wasn't notified uh i wasn't told i would be compensated um or anything like that i tried to reach out multiple times and there was nothing okay um so what's the name of the book that came out uh essentially charlie of course okay so essentially charlie so that you're saying the cover image they used was your photo no there are two there are two photos on the inside and then the photo that one of the photos that she used for promo on her instagram had my photo in it okay so so there's two photos inside the book that are yours is there a lot of photos in the book uh there are there are 173 so i have 1.57 or something of the photos but okay and then if they're if i go to absolutely i'm just trying to understand the scope of this charlie emilio and then and then you said she posted on instagram one of your photos recently uh it was it was december 1st it's her holding up uh is her holding up her book and then she in the next slide over my photo is of her uh doing a jump in the air got it so if it's on instagram is that violating your contract even though it was posted like whatever a year later or something i'm not i'm not clear on that because it is it's in a book that's being sold to the masses i don't know about that but i do know that it's against the agreement if it's if it's in the book and be right i don't know about the instagram promo so let's focus on the book so you have two images in the book and did they credit you in the book uh yes they they they credited me in the back of the book yes okay and so the contract clearly states i'm i'm assuming you didn't have a lawyer involved in the creation of this contract i mean you guys all seemed like kind of small-time contractors yeah i was 18 when i when i signed it so and so i had i had no lawyer yeah yeah and that's understandable here is this the post here i'm trying to i'm just yeah that's it okay so let's see here's the book okay interesting so here's the page with your photo which one is it the one of her jumping kind of uh i'm trying to watch the the stream but yeah there's only one of her jumping yeah okay so that's that one and another one yes another one in the book that was not used in the instagram post on a page that says tips for posting to social media tip one don't pay your photographer okay so this this is interesting so basically what happened is you realize hey they put the photos in the book you reached out to them via the same kind of channels you had before and nobody got back to you i reached out to them through multiple channels i texted my contact another contact and then emailed them directly and everybody ghosted you you're correct interesting and um is how i'm a major publisher because like publishers are usually pretty yeah they're directly about clearing everything like dan i wonder if it's let me see if we can anybody it says abraham's i don't know who it could be just a self-publishing thing because it's all just going yeah can you find the publisher on yeah because if it's like a real publisher i think the publisher would take the uh liabilities on right which is why they're usually pretty good about like anything that they're publishing they they would make sure that they have clearance you should try to find on on amazon who's the public yeah i just found their website i'm i'm looking around right now but the pro so yeah i mean obviously they [ __ ] up they should have cleared it with you for sure i mean absolutely but like and the the only reason this took off was because my buddy uh in front of the show danny gonzalez tweeted about it oh right i remember so i remember seeing this but never really digging into it so did you make a video about the situation i did because what's the name of the video i'm gonna pull it up uh i think it's charlie demilio charlie demilio's team didn't pay me for my work okay let's pull this up let's see make sure it's in the discord i got it here you are so um interesting yeah this this is interesting i i wonder what's going how was it working with them before you stopped were they were they good did they pay you on time um yes i got so i'm trying to figure out um because now that i have been threatened by them with legal action i'm trying to figure out what i can what i'm allowed to say um but yeah they were they were great they they were great to work with um charlie and heidi are fine but it's the the team itself are the people who sort of [ __ ] me over yeah i wonder if they're even aware so much of the situation but they they they are so let me so get to the point about where they're threatening to sue you because that that's a whole like that that to me is when this goes way too far instead of paying like how much money are you looking for from them would you think was a fair cut honestly i i don't know honestly the only reason that this is becoming such an issue right now is like i i would have taken not like really not that much but tell me the number didn't reach out dude i don't know [ __ ] if he's gonna i don't i i don't know i also i also don't want to say it out loud because there are i know that there are people from the team listening to this right now so i i'm trying to figure out how this works so so tell me okay so let's talk here well like i assumed i think the number that would have you would have been happy with wasn't like tens of thousands right so it's just it's odd to me correct that they chose to threaten you legally instead just being like you know what like here like those people are [ __ ] a little jacked at this point with like they're loaded so tell me about when you found out about the lawsuit because this to me is when this story went from oh maybe it's a misunderstanding to wow these people are this is [ __ ] up sure so i i had tweeted about it because uh my other i i used to take photos for for uh curtis connor drew gooden and danny gonzalez on their tour okay um and all of them uh started like i tweeted about it and i was like well i because i've run into a wall and nobody's answering i'll just tweet about it which was immature on my end i i can admit that i should have tweeted about it where's the tweet let me let me assess the immaturity level this is this is because i'm the king of immature tweets i understand that this is where it gets interesting um i took all those tweets down because her manager called me threatening legal action if i didn't what the [ __ ] it's like you can't get him on the phone and then the minute you talk about it he starts oh you deleted it i deleted all of the tweets i do i do have screenshots of all of the tweets do you have any screenshots ava's got abby's got it hey twitter so they scared you huh what'd the manager say to you um well i can say all this um manager uh called me i picked up it was a los angeles number so i felt like i knew what was happening because i don't get calls from los angeles and he was like uh hi this is so-and-so with the demilios i think you know what i'm calling about and you're like great you're great i've been trying to contact you all month yeah i would love like i mean 500 bucks that would be sick buddy but no it's uh it's it no it's not in the slightest but he he called me and was like uh listen i i understand that you're frustrated but i need you to now delete all those tweets or else we'll have to get um we'll have to get lawyers involved because you're making false claims and that's what bothered me is i i'm not making false claims i have screenshots of of emails and uh correspondence with the managers and it's like like none of that is um i don't know yeah well first of all the state the statement is on face not defamatory like even if you said even if you have an agreement that says oh they don't have to pay you if they reuse it you're making money off of my photos that is bond itself not defamatory it's literally just a statement of your opinion so this manager is a piece of [ __ ] dog [ __ ] typical hollywood piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] that i despise more than anyone bullying and lying that's [ __ ] [ __ ] that person [ __ ] them who are they say their name i'm just kidding you don't have to say that buddy i was just i that was a joke that was a joke okay you can look it up uh he's very very well known um and there's lots of rumors about misconduct but that's okay wait wait wait wait i just want to make sure i don't know who he is dan whisper the name to me you could say the name dan could say the name say the name i don't want to stir up a i can't say a man's name you could it's a woman oh no none of this is associated with me dan is saying the name yeah it's not associated with you dan is saying the name barbara jones i don't know her okay so i'm glad we did that but i'll learn about her well also nope wrong one oh okay so that's not it doesn't even matter so never mind not barbara jones all right well regardless of who the manager was so they said so go ahead you're telling how they we're demanding you remove your tweet yeah and and to be honest i i don't have money and so when he says when he says we're we're threatening like we're going to bring in lawyers i i just listen to it and i understand that that makes me look uh guilty and that makes me no it doesn't work but they do that because they know it works because they know that you don't have money in leverage and that they're super huge and they have managers and they're scary they [ __ ] do that because they know it works it doesn't make you look guilty at all it makes them look like scumbags you do not look guilty you do what people normally do in that situation so so after these tweets i i i got that call and then basically that night i was on drama alert and i was getting all this hate um saying that i was faking it and all this stuff and then i decided to make the video with screenshots and proof to try to make some sort of wait try to make this hold on hold on i'm sorry what did keemstar say about you uh oh uh he he said that i was um he was just like does he deserve to get paid i don't look at nathan just saw red time stamp it once i've learned keemstar was involved now i'm on blue oh no oh yeah i don't know why but have you guys noticed that keemstar runs like defense for the demilio family a lot it's weird did you notice that i i noticed that i didn't yeah maybe he's interested in dixie sure maybe i don't know but i i also like i released this video because i got all these tweets saying that that i was a grown adult um harassing a a a child and i'm 20 years old and she's 17 and i i just wanted to make it clear that like this is a team against one-year-old these girls don't give a [ __ ] it's not their fault they're not the adults in the room it's their fam it's their parents and it's their family i mean the fact they are mishandling this situation when they could have just given you 500 bucks and thanked you for your work and now they're dealing with the [ __ ] pr nightmare and you're getting [ __ ] um this is a this is so unnecessary this whole situation is just so [ __ ] i feel very foolish yeah so keemstar made everything so let me get this straight keemstar made everything way worse by i think it was i think it was pretty bad i think it was bad originally but he definitely put some some fuel in the fire so have they they haven't formalized any legal uh uh posturing other than just they're on the phone and they said you erase the tweets or we might uh press charges uh no sir but then i then i released the tweets everything was fine or i deleted the tweet so sorry i deleted the tweets everything was fine and then press started to pick up on it dramaalert whatever the [ __ ] and then i get 11 texts from that same guy and three calls saying that i need to say that they were all false claims right and if i don't um then there's going to be an issue and although by the way if you're interested all those screenshots are in um are in the the video and i can find a time stamp because i'm also looking at drama so here here okay so here's his name is wait why the [ __ ] does it say his email says charlie they manage her they manage her emails and they send it from her name that seems like horrible like like you don't want anyone to think that charlie demilio is sending you threatening emails that's so weird bro correct 854 is the text oh 854 okay let's let's skip ahead 8 54. yeah you know it what just what strikes me is that this could have been resolved so easily and so amicably and now it's turned into this situation because of poor management like whoever's managing them is just this is just horrible not sure if you've seen the press has started so i'm going to read the text he sent you not sure if you've seen but the press has started to pick up the story and accuse charlie of things that aren't true like using photos without rights it's not accusing charlie i think anyone with the brain understands you're not accusing charlie of doing anything it's her [ __ ] team and family sure okay and then he licks to dexter dex serto which i know that dexter toe i don't know but they post like a hundred billion articles a day about any brand of dog food geo news i've never heard of them international the news never heard of them yeah reliable reputable source yeah it causes a lot of issues when there is false info out there charlie and i would be great dude oh it's so [ __ ] up how they say like that charlie and i charlie is so concerned about this was one of those things geot dot tv is that what i'm saying it's uh geo.tv yeah i i've never heard of geo.tv here's their homepage looks very uh bro for all i know they posted it geo dot tv this is like news from also buy something can i can i just say something dude their whole oh wait grow up i see the artists no you're good the two articles at the bottom of the text are copy and pasted they're the exact same article interesting so i i i have no clue and i know that literally probably 10 people saw that definitely 10 people it's not really press no it's not press no it's not at all right but i think they are afraid of the story getting out and again even now that like it's out so to speak it's really just not that like if they would just still just re just do the right thing just reach out pay you and that's it nobody's upset i don't it only goes sideways when you start when you get emails like this those are just psychotic i am going to continue to read it right go for it charlie and i would be grateful if you could make a tweet or something stating that there was a misunderstanding and she did have the rights to use the images that you and charlie are good and asking everyone to put this behind them bro how about just giving the guy 500 bucks like i'm sure her hourly rate or whatever she earns is way more than whatever you're asking for and before you post anything send to me so we can be on the same page wow and make sure it serves the purpose to clear the air and not add more drama actually change the plans calm down and then get ready yeah get ready for that he called me and then he changed his mind so what did he say on the call nothing i i i didn't answer because i knew that this guy was he was just spam calling me and if i answered he was just going to yell at me and say nothing that would mean anything to this and so i just let him i was i was hoping for a voicemail but i didn't get that i just got three missed calls and then these texts so at the end he says just want to confirm we are not looking for any tweets or statements hope you have a good day and again thanks for taking the time taking the tweets down what a weird freaking twitter world this is so bad so stupid it's just such an easily resolved issue that didn't need to like go this way yeah and like you said this just makes them look way worse in the long run than just just being like oh our bad you're the right thing yeah here's here's a small sum of money to compensate you see you so where where does it stand now when's the last time you heard from the team as of now i'm still uh waiting which i was told and and i i don't know your experience on this but i was told that if uh if if they're staying silent then that's usually not a good thing and they're making a case um but who knows um i i am i am a little stressed though well okay so yeah i mean generally that's probably true that silence means that they're planning something but i don't know like i think it's already a pr like uh train wreck for them so yeah for them to sue like i don't know that that just seems like a terrible they sue you bro i i don't know i i doubt they're gonna sue you just because i don't see how what that benefits maybe they're sending you a cease and desist maybe you know that's the only thing i can really think that's more likely here's drum alerts coverage of it i'm curious what uh what the snitch star said about it here's running defense for the demilios probably gets a kickback from them kickback at that 500 dollars there oh yeah oh yeah the tab is muted for some reason i can see it oh [ __ ] right right click that tab at the top yeah i don't know why that there i got it back in october uh the demilious actually called keemstar out for talking [ __ ] about them oh for real yeah they said like you're in your 40s talking about a 16 year old well he's date he do i mean hey he doesn't talk [ __ ] about him he dates them as well so he's he's fully involved in young girls his whole life is just fully involved i still have no illegal though but i still have no audio what the [ __ ] uh yeah right click on the tab bro i'm [ __ ] okay do a little set laughing i didn't remember that it's contributing for instagram oh okay get out for off my photos he made million i can't think about anything bro okay here we go okay for our first story charlie demilio over a hundred million followers she's scamming charlie tweeted out i can't think about anything right responded by saying i can't think about anything but the millions you made off my photos he made millions he's trying so hard to like make it interesting or entertaining it doesn't require this level of energy no no no that's the only way to retain such a young audience you have to keep screaming [ __ ] it's off his photos what fake doodle tweeted out for proof context showing that he used to take pictures of charlie demilio for her instagram oh okay and it was used in a book huh they do little sublime look huh what the [ __ ] what's a book yeah i know what is a book what is this is that word wait what is it watch this watch this showing that he used to take pictures of charlie demilio for her instagram oh okay and it was used in a book huh take two what the [ __ ] was that it was used in a book huh prove it what the [ __ ] was that keemstar you freaking weirdo oh okay and it was used in a book huh said laughing out loud i feel like people are misconstruing what i'm saying nobody asked to use my photos i was never told the photos would be in a book a credit and a book nothing when they don't have your permission of course you got charlie posting a picture with her book with jack saying me when i never got paid for my photos now i guess this is a question to the audience all right does jack do little deserve millions did you ask for millions you dumb you didn't even say millions he didn't i don't know i didn't i i don't want millions i don't know i deserve millions i said that well that's how he took your tweet and just completely misread it well yeah that's how he frames you as the bad guy it makes you you're asking for millions big l on my part yeah you're grabbing a camera and going click i would i would why is he going to demean the whole profession of photography so much more than that like no like bro why are you trying so desperately to defend them it's just a chemical quack say no i would say no i feel like people are buying this book because they're fans of charlie demilio and they want to read charlie bro do you not know how ip or licensing work like what a [ __ ] tool this guy is right careful keemstar keemstar do we can we is there like a can we cut to something of keemstar writing an email to karen we need we need to uh karen here play some music play some sad music dear karen can i i need like a keyboard to make do you have keyboard sounds yeah yeah zach go ahead with the keyboard sounds thank you dear karen what's your name susan yeah sorry come on she's your best friend yeah susan today ethan klein called me a tool on the h3 podcast and that hurt my feelings so badly maybe it's the midlife crisis i'm clearly having but the things he says just hurt [Music] i think you should take the video down and ban him from youtube i had a really fun day today with my 20 year old girlfriend we went to the fair we went go-karting we played minecraft together i just wanted to share anyway susan your favorite creator keemstar p.s remember when i told ethan on to i can't even say it don't cut them off i'm quenching yeah all right send that to susan please signed your your dreamy kimi your dreamy kimmy keemstar [Applause] i don't think they're sitting there saying uh you know what i'm buying this book right now on amazon.com because uh you know jack doolittle's photos are in it dude that's not how ip works they used his property not my name oh wait what did he call you oh how was he getting this so wrong he oh he called you jack he creates it for a living how does he not understand i how does he misunderstand ip his argument is that if they're not buying the book specifically for your photos they can do whatever they want with it that's odd that he right he has literally no understanding of uh ip that's not happening should he get paid for his work yeah possibly but millions but he didn't ask he set up an argument he's that's a literal straw man he goes he's asking for millions should he get paid maybe but not millions nobody said millions except you bro wow how is he real no i'm not doing it zach nice try dear susan oh dear susan hey today ethan made a video about me dear susan and he said that i made a straw man argument i'm gonna have to look up what that means but i'm pretty sure [Music] my girlfriend says hi by the way [Music] we should reverse the godfather voice start doing it to him oh just to get him just to get him to move on dude listen no okay stop the madness all right millions and millions and millions of people know this all right so that's it wow nice nice transition speaking of the millions that nobody asked for yeah so yeah i can see i don't understand why this whole situation is even happening i'm sorry here's what i want to do for you though jake sure i think the demilio family could pay you like 500 bucks right and then you'll be happy i mean i'm now it's all different thing now it's all legal [ __ ] i don't know but stay on the line i'm going to send you 500 because the demelia family didn't stop it emilia family didn't pay you 500. i'm gonna pay because they're cheap [ __ ] freaks it's like a romeo or they're julia where their team is well yeah yeah so you stay in the lineup okay thank you very much i'm gonna make you whole go ahead i have a question go ahead if uh if uh if you look over my resume can you keep your five hundred dollars stay on the line are you in la he did say he was subscribed i'm not in i'm going to give you the 500 to make you whole and remember demilio family ethan pays on time that's right and also send your resume stay on the hold we'll get both okay all right thank you so much thank you thanks for sharing your story um it was really interesting and you're a great caller so thank you jake thank you have a good one all right bye you too i just dropped oh [ __ ] i dropped it did you hit drop i did sam's taking care of it she has his number we have the numbers saved it's all good yeah not bad but we'll take care of him yo i don't that's what i don't get it's like oh my god you guys are mismanaging this is such a train wreck situation and this poor guy is doing all he wanted was a little was like you know a little compensation for his work as agreed upon as agreed upon it really doesn't seem that but even like technically even if it was like here's your photos they should have cleared it with them even in the even in like the the case of like here's your photos it's all good transactions over and they should have still cleared it with it yeah by the way during the call i saw a commenter that was saying they work in the publishing industry and um that unfortunately this is actually pretty common so i guess interesting i was wrong about them being pretty diligent i mean i i in the world of like broadcasts like with television and everything they're super serious about clearing like the smallest thing so i kind of was just assuming a big publisher would be the same way but evidently uh no this isn't my first rodeo that's what i assume too because i've dealt with publishing lawyers and they're so [ __ ] annoying and like way so over the top but i guess with right yeah i don't know i think they they i don't know why but they just stomp on these little creators rights like this guy just give him 500 bucks guys i did it you see how easy it is and y'all are way richer than me guarantee that and the big difference is how you pay it back exactly tom selleck no even tom selleck knows wow so listen guys i gotta go pee when we come back we have some other great calls lined up actually um bruh this for real olivia mama schizophrenic and thinks she's in a relationship with post malone that sounds like it's gonna be sad yeah um but this one with lily sounds kind of or kristen sounds interesting with her cousin is we know steven miller but she pretending she doesn't know stephen miller okay and i did clarify or somebody who screened the call clarified we're talking about steve miller the musician not not the white nationalist okay steve miller from the steve miller band that's correct okay this is really interesting let's talk to lily when we get back and we have some videos we want to watch too got a bunch we haven't gotten to looks like another five-hour episode boys all right i'm gonna go to the bathroom i'll be right back you don't have to go to the cuts can you guys just talk or to call out some donations or something okay yeah sure i'm just gonna pee real fast okay let me uh take a look at these here donations um somebody offering to be ethan's assistant for free if you get me out of australia you don't want to come here i mean i don't know what what your situation in australia is but you don't want to come to the states um has jake tried to contact other photographers included in the book to see if they get paid that's a good suggestion but he's gone now so uh i guess i should have read that earlier what else we got here dude [Music] youtube needs to fix their [ __ ] chat interface like why can i not agree at more than like two donations it's insane you're slipping youtube it's flip insane yeah keemstar susan let her know uh to you ela and the crew much love from israel um was yesterday rosh hashanah uh eve of russia yes so yes wait what was that does that mean today's rosh hashanah yeah rosh hashanah i believe is it's the whole week i think i'm a bad jew dude did you know that yesterday was the dinner well happy holidays guys happy new year uh for the jewish happy new years fans out there he's in love peace and love uh there were so many more donations and it literally the the super chats they just disappear why does that happen can somebody explain to that to me in the chat itself flipped how was your weekend dan um it was good i uh i played a lot of hard to iron for oh nice yeah i did a full world conquest as the united kingdom um so that was pretty cool yeah nice and um what else did i do what did you do you went to abercrombie and finch yeah i went through everything it's adventure i yeah i say amber crombie just found out lena told me it's at berkeley so i've been saying wrong i've seen it [ __ ] people make fun of me first thing [ __ ] you zach how about that i say i've seen it but i think better i saw it excuse my somebody donated oh my god there's so many donations now i thank you for solving this issue for me everybody uh hannah are you still mad at me i'm sorry lol that doesn't seem like it was directed towards us at all she's not mad anymore okay yeah no she forgave you don't worry about it uh i worked for a publisher in the uk and they were anally retentive about clearing everything yeah see that was my assumption too i don't know there was another commentary that said that they they get busted for that all the time uh hi chat heart thanks steven um ethan should hire me as an assistant i could be the first short king on the team uh you know what somebody else donated and asked how tall is love and that's a good question bad news for whoever said that first thing because i'm five seven oh we do have a short kid you have a short king i guess so well it's always been considered as short so i think so but swedes are actually tall right like they're like even taller than americans yeah so i'm really shocked average height of a swedish man is 5 11 really yeah they're tall [ __ ] oh wow well here in the states you would be pretty much right at average so another reason to get you out here yeah thank you guys for all the support you know these shows have been great the donation the last time we were about the million views that's that just makes me so happy and it was down for three days you know [Music] yeah people seem to dig the h3 tv thank you for all the donors too you got some good donors there yeah i've been reading them off i was complaining youtube please stand up someone said no stand up oh please stand up he's standing inside h3 crew the whole crew the whole crew everybody stand up well love you know on the height analysis they said you were sick sick so how'd that feel yeah i guess i radiate some 66 energy some big radiate tall guy energy yeah some guys just stand tall you know and they stand tall big feeker vibes yeah so let's let's move on i'm captivated by this kristin this kristen let's talk to her um this could go sideways though but let's let's trade carefully and see hey okay kristen okay hey can you hear me yes i can hear you fine thank you for calling okay so so the situation sounds a little unusual a little bizarre yeah yeah so you guys know steve miller the musician with physical evidence what's the physical evidence okay so it's it's not me who knows steve miller it's like my extended family and so i'm kristen my cousin's name is lily and my brother and i of her you know cousins we have the same memory of their family being friends with steve miller from the st miller band and she like claims to not know about it i'm like how would i know that you guys like saw him in austin texas and like went to the show and they have this this photo in their house that's uh you know how sometimes people would write like an uh signature on the right like to ethan like from steve miller they have this photo in their house that's of the three of the siblings and steve miller has written like two lilly like two like my other cousin's name so lily is lily in the photo yeah yeah she's like three years old for some reason so their friendship my it's my uncle sorry to clarify it's my uncle that is friends with steve miller lily's dad yeah yeah yeah yeah my uncle okay and so lily claims that her family doesn't know steve miller yeah she's like i have no idea what you're talking about can i can i put it for the theory that i wouldn't it be wouldn't it stand to reason that lily whose dad is apparently the one that's friends with steve miller would know more than you about her proximity to steve miller i mean probably but this is what we have beef over so that's why okay can we get lily on the phone i did yeah yeah i can message somebody on discord yeah let's get lily on the phone because it seems to me you say lily's pretending you think that she remembers but she's lying to you i'm not sure i mean it was just it was recently my brother and i were like why do we have the same memory of this and she was like i have no idea what you guys are talking about and we're like you told us about this i don't know but i tried to do some research i texted my aunt and my uncle oh really so wait what did your uncle say and what did your aunt uncle say so my aunt was like let me ask your uncle basically and she's like i don't remember that but if we did um it would have been when lily and my uncle went to see him in austin i'll ask him okay that was a few minutes ago she was like i'll ask okay wait does your uncle say he was friends with steve miller i'm not sure because i mean that didn't mean that that's the lynchpin here yeah i i don't know i've been trying i got i tried to get in contact with them this is such an interesting phone call well it seems to me christian that you are making assumptions about their family that probably are not true i mean lily would know and certainly you're the thing is that it seems like if i had to guess maybe i i would say based on the information i have that you're wrong well my brother and i we have the same memory and we've only talked with her like as of late and she said no i don't know what you guys are talking about but why do my brother and i have the same memory well it's like it's an odd thing how long ago how long ago was this uh like the conversation yes it was like uh it was like probably like three weeks ago at a family thing no but how long ago was the memory oh um i mean it would have been as recent as like seven or eight years ago when she went to this concert in austin texas so yeah it would have been friends and had like these tickets to go like literally she would have been around him okay i think i think you know have you heard this phenomenon of false memories i think you're experiencing a false memory it's possible that you and your brother together have created a false memory and that lily is the one telling the truth all along that's my theory okay well bring lily on because i'm team lilly right now okay let's talk to lily cause i i feel like there's i feel like she's right she's got to be right and you've got to talk to her mom and dad because i mean y'all are outside the box all right where's lily yeah the butt my okay um i can who should i message on discord um who should she message on discard she's got lily a weenie uh we need to call this other person um yeah i said that i have their number should we okay listen kristen with peace and love i'm team lilly on this one dude you got to get more info you got to talk to the uncle hold on hold on i think you're wrong i typed in my uncle's facebook i typed in my uncle's facebook and i said to steve miller and he made a post and he goes you know those whatever he's like an old person so he posted like these are 10 people that i have met uh that are truths or whatever and one person that's a lie and in the moment it's like people he's jammed with i guess let me read this again so he's like people i've met yeah and it's like 10 musicians and he goes one's alive and it's a long list of people and they're all true except for one but whatever steve miller is one of the true ones so he just so he jumps and he's answering all right so he's answering people who are like this is who i suspect is a lie and uh someone goes steve miller and he writes no i've met him traded and sold with him a few times his wife and him are really cool and we have jammed that's what he said doesn't sound like okay you know what you gotta apologize to lilly you're wrong here sorry kristen with peace and love no i'm not here thank you thank you kristen take care apologize to lily's tell her you're sorry bye thank you [Laughter] really deserves an abolishing apology [Laughter] [Applause] all right let's watch some videos um yo this shit's crazy oh you want to watch gabe is mad over labor yeah i love this man he never misses you know when i saw this i was like i agree i kind of agree i want i i'm right here should i eat this ice [ __ ] god damn it i'm so [ __ ] disappointed [Music] i love this high-pitched game [ __ ] what's he eating a big-ass thing ice about will he baby no am i right that he asked if he should but why he kind of seamlessly translated should i eat this big thing should i eat this ice [ __ ] is he hungover is that a remedy for hanging out no nothing i've ever heard of no remedy for brain for you sorry donated 100 said fika fund just wanted to buy you guys lunch today hope it's enough thanks for being the best part of my week xxx wow thinking about lunch thank you thank you thank you very much pika for life what do you guys want to get different lives this one's on what was her name shoshana this one's on shoshanna yeah so um you guys should let's order lunch so for sure sorry guys but if you want if you want us to do a long episode we're gonna have to eat in the middle and yes i've seen the flies okay i've seen the flies flying around no i know i saw the comments we were like there's [ __ ] flies i saw them we're going to get into more of that when ela's here or on off the rails not today yeah i don't want to talk about the flies anymore to be honest i regret the fly discussion nope you brought it up i i i have i have i did more to add but we're gonna do it okay yes there's flies you really hear it man i mean [ __ ] yeah yeah they're buzzing that mic man you hear that amy you got that photo you want to do this now i mean it's up to you i don't mind what photo show the photo maybe since we're talking about it uh-oh go ahead i would have worn my suit today if i knew i was playing uh litigator these guys want to pin this on me now i'm not saying that fruit doesn't attract flies like i'm not saying that people think that i'm saying yeah are we talking about this again this caused such a headache all right fine just show the photo ap my point was that yes of course i'm contributing to the fly problem i'm stepping it up i'm getting rid of my stuff and by the way people think that we live in that dumpster we have cleaners come twice a week and i say dan if you need more cleaners do go the dogs are getting walked now they're not going to be going to the bathroom inside they're potty trained but you know ew what is this i'm sorry i was muted ethan is innocent what am i even looking at this was in the refrigerator uh this was in the refrigerator that's disgusting do you think this is now when you talk about rotted fruit fruit flies do you think this is a fruit fly situation dan i mean obviously that's and that was in the fridge did you find a bunch of dead fruit flies as well maybe i did i sent you another photo okay thank you here is the uh here is where he found it above dead fruit flies now what do you now guys now i'm just saying here yeah i mean obviously that's gross okay thank you and the fruit flies are generally in that vicinity right yes yes i say we owe you an apology yeah that does seem fairly exonerating i don't know does anyone want to own this one this was in the back of the refrigerator right i go into that refrigerator to grab a lacroix and that's about it i don't i don't i don't touch that does anyone want to own this i mean strawberries who who why did we even have strawberries i didn't know we had strawberries that's no clue what the [ __ ] nobody's gonna own that one i have a feeling i mean it's like groceries right like who owns the groceries there was also a massive food dump from teddy fresh a lot of fruit oh that's not that's not from teddy fresh because all the teddy fresh strawberries had the end cut off thank you baby mmm trying to pass the buck once again well it's office groceries it's not like dan strawberries or zac strawberries i mean well clearly nobody uh okay well regardless thank you so that other photo of all the flies where like i couldn't tell like what was that a photo of that was just the crevices of the fridge there's a bunch of dead nets in there let me go to the chat is it my exonerated or oh god the chat's going so fast people are saying ian did it yeah it sounds like ian did it he's making excuses i'm just reading the chat it's ian ian ian is guilty yeah everybody's blaming you dude yeah i don't know who it is but i know it's not dan people are saying it's my strawberries come on you guys what what seriously i i i don't uh you know those aren't my strawberries actually i take it back lacroix and the potato chips are the only things that i really ever touch in the sauce i'm exonerating myself there are i'm getting flies today though i don't know why we even set up a flag trap we got a fly trap it seems to be effective there's a lot of flies a bunch of them how many of those we should get like five of them just all right just [ __ ] wrap it up baby genocide all right so gabe is mad um me too man zach zach put out a spicy tick tock that's actually going a little bit viral really i haven't seen this a little bit he showed it to me this morning i hadn't seen it but like i mean six thousand likes uh that's that's viral oh but it has music copyrighted music doesn't it zack yeah but it's silence of the lamb music where goes oh top comment ethan's gonna have a great time with this one [Music] second comment this does this alone deserves an apology [Music] oh well i can't listen you're gonna have to mute it damn you can get my whole [ __ ] episode claim for your tick dog zack what you gotta hear what he says right here though it's the whole he said would you [ __ ] me i would [ __ ] me like from yeah no i get it can i you seem disturbed dan do you want to come not let's just start just there's a few there's a few things here that are throwing me for a loop first of all uh it i guess maybe it makes more sense if you um hear it with sound but uh hashtag j in silent bob so all right so yeah that sound was from clerks too oh from jay and silent bob doing it because i couldn't find the original sound on tick tock so okay okay that makes a little bit more sense yeah um yeah why did you make this i don't know i was watching silence and lambs over the weekend no okay that i mean that's okay and i i i've always like trolled my friends my buddy of like he'll come over and do a little trolling i'll come i'll come out with like a like a shawl over me and like do the mangina when he gets there stop wait wait hold on this comment is so good someone tagged me and said i don't know if you guys have hr so i'm sending this to you so zach sent this to me we always send take toxic opinions here and there or whatever i said i love you zach do not post that well and it seems like you were wrong because it's i said it's going a little viral i actually think it's funny thank you i i actually no it's funny and and it makes it makes more sense if you just watch silence of the lambs that you like the meme on it i thought it was just out of the blue which would be very strange no no no like this is always a scene like that i've you know you really relate to i mean this stick if you want to talk about like don't post that yeah i mean the one of zach going ha ha what was it that video actually got taken down she like claimed me or she it was i got a strike or some [ __ ] yeah because you were making forever for being fat weren't you no no oh she she had a small ass ha ha and you have no ass what would you say i forget that was the word that i mean i thought that was in their drafts or did you after you watched it you dude what the hell dude are you really showing your feet off like come on zach let's just interpret what it's an ad for uh this is his cameo god yeah but why you gotta show your feet like i don't know just laying back dude i'm chilling bro come on you know what you're doing this is your cover or your cover i got a nice feet it's not it's not a slide you oh hello there ian i see you i see you in the chat you'll get me every time we'll get back to this someone's trying to sway the chat saying uh i planted the strawberries over the weekend oh oh oh uh i'm ready to double back i you know i'm ready to litigate this if you want i am totally already litigating go ahead let me pull up the strawberry photo okay so we are litigating the strawberries and i'm just happy that the the heat is off me for a moment i'm just asking you ahead of time you sure you want to do this i'll stop it amy he wants to do it yeah you are you really going to dunk on him that hard that's what you make it sound like you don't want to do this you don't do this man okay let's do it well my my main issue is well first of all are you insinuating i bought strawberries no okay who bought the strawberries i don't know okay so right away boom how's this my fault i just come to think of it i don't remember anyone buying strawberry also can anybody in this office attest to seeing these strawberries ever no now who was here all weekend i mean that's who suddenly shows up on monday with pictures of flies and strawberries you know what that's inappropriate abe was here cleaning the whole baby did a monstrously good job cleaning and organizing i got to stand up for a b thank you to answer your question yes i was the one here cleaning all weekend and setting up so ethan was originally the person blamed for the flies yes he sends his who's to make yourself proclaim simp to the office okay let me let me add these photos just show up interesting let me ask you this ian because you're so [ __ ] clever now okay are you accusing abe of bringing dead fruit flies and planting them in the fridge look i don't know the lengths who bought the groceries who bought the groceries this guy planted a whole family in a burger [Laughter] who bought the groceries i guess it would have been it would have it would have been sam it would have been sam or olivia yeah who bought this they go and they go and buy stuff for the kitchen who bought this who bought the strawberry motherfucker's going upstairs now oh they're upstairs i forgot i don't know if i don't know if it's the person who bought its responsibility that's what's my original point is is the fire i'm not blaming hold on hold on i have something else okay go ahead when we got plants why did i attest to not getting real plants what did i say they would not be taken care of they would not be watered who got these plants and why are they all dead who bought the plants what's good that's not my problem i didn't who bought the plants was so know who bought the plants i i honestly don't eat it was it you i didn't buy plants who bought the plants baby someone bought the plants at the instruction of hold on ian someone here you know about the plants who bought the plants baby you know what i'm not talking about the plants because the plants should go ahead baby bring in more flies they're dead they're [ __ ] sitting there dead all over the office did you just say i bought the plants maybe no i didn't but if you want to take the blame for whoever did do it feel free okay i just gotta say what kind of plant is that baby what kind of plant is that you tell me a venus [ __ ] flytrap right so tell me right how is a [ __ ] guy gonna be attracted because it's dead it ain't catching no [ __ ] fly you're really dead bro the fights are catching it it's a venus [ __ ] fly trap yeah it's more like a at this point it's a venus fly lure a cop can't arrest you if you're dead dude that's not true you can wake up dead you can wake up dead how can you wake up dead you're already dead how can you wake up if you're dead you can wake up dead you literally can't by the definition you can't wake up dead it's a morning you wake up dead okay and you know how i found the strawberries because i was cleaning out the fridge thank you i say you planted them you got those pictures of the dead plants too uh ab because you sent the i'm just saying i'm not blaming anyone i'm just trying to take the heat off myself a little bit here because there's rotted food there's [ __ ] i i brought up the flies at first yes i was just apologizing to ethan thank you finally you know what's interesting as well as ethan you seem to know of all of these damning photographs we're in a big group chat none of us have seen these pictures so that means that there was a sidebar about yeah for this moment right here you knocked on you guys i know how you do when it comes to cleaning such a tv straight up i just [ __ ] yes i'm very clean and it drives me in the same in the office no button like listen so clean then ian do you are you saying you don't your problem the truth because you had no problem you know dunking on me talking about food and fruit and but all of a sudden when more evidence comes out it's all about oh abs what's up with you you don't care about truth ian i mean what exactly is your point i'm about truth that's why you brought this back around i think it's so what exactly so what exactly is your problem with ab bringing more evidence i also would like to say that the original fly [ __ ] dog poop conversation i was very much removed during that conversation so i don't think i should be taking oh no no it was no no it was definitely me who brought it up me and dan and i was apologizing to ethan that's why i sent it to him thank you you know but i do have something left closed i have one more thing i would like to litigate this is separate this is a very separate issue here by the way before you go people were saying dead plants leave flies oh really is that why these are all over the [ __ ] office go ahead i don't know this is [ __ ] great dude there's some [ __ ] chatter between you guys man this is real [ __ ] this is real [ __ ] what's rigged zack what's red this is real [ __ ] it's rigged dude oh my god go ahead ian make your final point it's not about this i was ready to move on i think okay you want to you moving on to another battle yeah a different battle okay go ahead okay this is a separate thing this is the third episode we have 10 things in the document by the way people are saying higher cleaner we have a cleaner that comes twice a week you guys this is not a [ __ ] you all made it sound like this is a total dump here it's clean it's hygienic we have cleaners twice a week dan you made it sound like a dump you want to say anything big massive dumps me yeah they call them dumb no i don't i don't know i don't yeah no it's fine it really yeah but they say it does look good around here because a b we'll give them it was all fun and games last week but everybody got so mad about it yeah over this past week and i can't believe we're doing this again on the show because this is a whole new [ __ ] headache that you all have just created when all the heat's coming on me thank you they call them dumps oh somebody someone donated ten dollars and said the house plant is 100 the cause of the gnats they breed in soil you can buy a pesticide called bonnet systemic house plant insect control together there you go they're breeding in the soil the venus fly trap has uh what a what a the most ironic death ever being a supply chain that is true all right ian you want you want to cause more [ __ ] or or do you want to move on i was just wondering why we have 10 items in our document you read all nine except one which was an update on my mr verified email oh i just swear i didn't see it wait wait wait wait wait wait this is the third oh you know what because it wasn't blue i just skimmed over it that's my bed i want to you want me to do an email right now you don't have to do it on air i'm not forcing you to do it that was someone suggested no i i put it i put it you're right i put it in there yeah it was my idea no it's fine it's fine we're gonna we're gonna do it uh this week okay oh okay yep um two dollar donation move along okay for once i agree i'm trying so y'all keep pulling me back in what can i do all right owen wilson wilson finally and now ethan this is the first time for me on the h3 podcast hi i am ethan and i am in the podcast h3 after dark that's perfect that's exactly what they do man yo reddit player what the [ __ ] hi i am ethan and i am in the podcast h3 after dark that's so good this is the first time for me and reddit comments it's awesome oh shout out to marvel good marketing okay this is great train wrecks we had a huge debate with this guy train wrecks on twitch who does gambling all day long on twitch and we're like yo this website is shady we don't know what's going on the fact that they are sponsoring you and they could be fudging the numbers and you know uh a whole debate ensued where xqc and train wreck got on the stream and were uh very upset very very upset with my insinuation that stake of all websites would fudge their numbers especially when we found their headquarters which was a hut and a small island in the caribbean though the hut that we um that we showed on stream um did end up being not the correct hut it actually ended up being another hut directly next to that it was a little nicer hut it was a little bit of an it had a fresh coat of paint yeah i love that that was like the comeback is like oh you guys got it wrong here's the real hut in in a tax haven uh caribbean island it's like oh okay yeah that's much better it was a it was a lightly refurbished hut so here's train wreck now uh you know a mere like month later oh this is so good you guys [ __ ] bro it's just it's it's just like i don't know man like i like i've tried like dude i sense take a message today i'm like you listen like i have tried bringing you know i'm like listen i need to know what's good you know what i'm saying like are we just dealing with extreme insane luck like i need to know what's happening because this like i have put my name behind this [ __ ] my brand on this [ __ ] because i want to gamble i want to be clean and it's like you know what i'm saying because like this is some [ __ ] where like if in five years some [ __ ] it's the fan like that's on me so it's like it's getting to that point where i don't even know if i feel comfortable anymore you know what i'm saying like [ __ ] and this is the worst time for me to say any of this because i'm [ __ ] down a good amount everyone's [ __ ] down in my group everyone buddha's down prods down i'm down [ __ ] the entire world is [ __ ] down all of a sudden this [ __ ] goes on a losing streak it's just it's it's they're [ __ ] the numbers am i crazy is that what i was saying more or less i mean uh well here's what's here's what's gonna happen when these guys decide they've it's time for them to scramble they fudge the numbers against them take all their [ __ ] money back and then they disappear yeah perfect crime sounds pretty straightforward yo train wrecks literally sitting in an empty apartment like what bro well because he moved to canada so that he's keeping he was in his website he was in this apartment when we talked to him last there's like nothing i don't think yeah i mean i don't think he does anything he doesn't gamble the view is beautiful though love that view yeah what the hell man what a life i know man i kind of feel bad for him well he's just he's he's obviously in a brutal addiction to gambling and yeah i also i'm afraid that he might be in some legal jeopardy if he if this really is turns out to be a scam and provable and investigated because he's continuing to pedal it and he's going to be a star he's going to be a person of interest they're going to want to subpoena all of his conversations with the owner yeah i mean if they actually go after steak which i would not be surprised at all well i don't know but i just thought it was funny that uh that's what i said [Laughter] is he gambling right now if he's if he's live then probably not a lot of viewers vaccinated oh [ __ ] all these commercials he's got 31 000 followers watching gamble the name of that the name of the stream is 18 plus do not gamble ad i mean look dude when you it's just become a meme like you really think that people take that seriously it's a meme do not gamble lol 18 plus ad gamble lol don't gamble i mean the [ __ ] bro is gambling flashbacks yeah let's watch this come on come on baby something come on baby [Music] that would have been nice come on hold on hold on all right the goodbye spins and little fight i'm going to leave and then you have to listen to the shitty gambling music too come on [ __ ] some stupid phenomenon where you just get us in people watch this i guess love said it's entertaining but i can't for the life of me you watch this [ __ ] bro oh yeah is it just to watch him suffer and lose i mean towards all the like negative about him he's like actually kind of funny sure i understand he's entertaining yeah so he's been streaming for a long time so he's he knows how to entertain sure i sent you a pretty funny quick by the way i'll take one 1000x on a 150 dollar bat so can you i saw this clip can you describe what's actually happening here like i saw he won like 2.5 million right but i didn't understand that one 1000x so the further out to the size you get the more you get because the probability of you coming on the side is actually kind of low okay so if you go there you get times one thousand and i don't what's his bet oh so you get times a thousand if you go all the way out okay and then just never so he said let me go back i'll take one 1000x on a 150 dollar back one just one thousand you bet a thousand i'll do the same thing 2500 i will literally just chill wait and every ball is a bet please just give me it like every time you click 2500 [Music] this is also steak by i'm sorry but i don't get it yeah oh yeah hell yeah yeah let's get some food sam and olivia what do you guys want to eat someone bought us uh what was your name again uh who bought us some lunch shoshanna we love i love it i mean i guess it's a spectacle to see someone like bet so much right 1 250 per ball but is it a spectacle when you realize the platform's literally paying for his bets he's in the hole a lot though i think like badly you guys want chick-fil-a [ __ ] frank never did oh dan says no yeah and also they hate gay people which isn't cool it's it's hard like they literally hate gay people and they they they put money towards anti-lgbtq causes uh i don't know to be honest so like it's trick it is kind of hard it does make it kind of sour to support them in a way because they're actually just such like you know um in and out puts bible verses but as far as i'm aware they don't actually like actively try to disenfranchise uh lgbtq people [ __ ] fried chicken [ __ ] fried chicken hey what do they serve at uh chick-fil-a gabe who deserves fried chicken meat right what do they serve there [ __ ] fried chicken right that's right oh my god what is this to which streamer apologizes after admitting she faked a cancer diagnosis what though [ __ ] this one's pretty wild ugh what twitch streamer miss dirty bird claimed to have brain and lung cancer she said she would need a lung transplant is that possible lung transplant if you have lung cancer or you're just asking if a lung treatment yeah that was like if they can transplant a heart that can transplant a lung life i don't know that that's true i don't know lung transplant after a brain surgery would take place yeah lung transplant is a thing wow just looked it up pretty amazing they can they can pretty much do anything but a brain i think and and and we're working on that that would be the most helpful for a lot of people get you a new brain um miss dirty bird's sister on stream saying her sister is lying holy [ __ ] this is a gosar moment what do you guys want to eat though for real i don't care what i do care because you veto chick-fil-a uh because there's literally nothing i can get from there so why don't well you got you guys talk and talk to them and then figure it out you're you're buying well shashana's buying is buying no i'm just saying i don't want to talk about you guys figure out what you want suddenly you don't want to talk about food on the air well if we're not getting anywhere mexican yes okay let's do mexican easy i left that yogurt store and didn't get the yogurt that's how i feel a hard time the rest of the weekend god i have such a hard time anyway here is her sister um bro this is crazy her sister saying she's lying i just wanted to address my sister's stream today um her having cancer i don't think she hasn't said anything to any of us the only surgery that we know of is her foot it's almost the one um it hurts me that she has said this because as of three days ago it was five years ago that my gran passed away from small cell lung cancer so the fact that she is lying about having cancer hurts me oh my god i just wanted to address so what was she lying about just to try to raise money or something or just get people to sub uh here is uh mrs dirty bird admitting she lied about having i'm assuming she's not a popular streamer is she uh not mega popular but um has a following really yeah dude not only did she make a statement that she had cancer she would consistently post updates on the status of her health in order to garner sympathy she wrote update day seven officially one week last night was really rough i haven't gotten any sleep the doctors were saying i might need a lung transplant and a few others too what are a few other transplants we're transplanting everything inside swapping out parts left and right she has 50k followers on twitch so i don't know not nothing not nothing they won't know until they opened me up to take a look but they can't do that right now i'm a little stronger for my last surgery if i go in for another surgery right now i have a higher chance of not surviving it i spent all day yesterday with the doctors and they were trying to get me to move around a bit i still can't hold my head up by myself but i'm getting there what the [ __ ] pretty dramatic you're gonna love this next part though apparent okay so so here is her uh admitting to lying recording all right what the [ __ ] jeremy call invite jeremy all right what's the context here hello so she she called in to to make an apology but the the key thing is here the apology is word for word from a scripted monologue from teen suicide awareness film wait let me watch cyber bully no [ __ ] way wait so let me watch this first so we know because [Music] okay so this is her apology yeah i don't know why people should lie about having cancer after games but she makes an apology reading from a script of cyberbully so this is what she's reading it's it's from this movie okay watch so here's the script let's follow don't even know me hate me or maybe i do because now i hate me too oh my god it's literally okay i'm sorry she actually has 2k followers okay i know that no one's gonna want to listen that's okay it's right now i don't see a reason for trying or for talking or for breathing oh my god it's worked for a world i'm just dead i don't know why people that don't even know me oh started over yeah oh dude interesting oh painful it's kind of a pretty interesting story like i wonder if she this is all just part of her troll campaign though like she intentionally did that knowing like she must have known she's trying to just get negative uh negative attention okay good i clicked the right button no just uh either side so she called in someone else's stream to apologize yeah right you probably which you know i love how these people all have like serious conversations over like dude walking through a war zone oh she put out a new apology uh everybody's spamming the uh the cringe overload emo uh emote of you yeah seriously that's fascinating to me that like she oh here's the new one okay so this one is um not copyrighted this is authentic real apology apparently at least until somebody finds where it's from this that's that would be honestly i feel like i would apprec i would respect that if she found another apology to plagiarize there was another um help me out guys there was somebody famous who who made an apology and they and they uh plagiarized their entire apology who was that i recall that as well oh that's right shia labeouf shia labeouf [ __ ] his move that's right okay so he he made up the whole movie he plagiarized the movie and then he apologized and he stole the applause so that's kind of a that's kind of like a high level player you kind of like doubled down on it in a way but so let's see it's my official apology video no cuts no scripts nothing what i did was undeniably [ __ ] up yeah and should never have happened and oh [ __ ] i am sorry everybody that i've hurt everybody that i've let down and just everything in general and there is no excuse for it there is no reasoning that shut up [ __ ] zack and that about wraps that part up and that's about all i have to say about that in the words of uh forrest gump yeah let's just end on that and that's all i have to say about that [Laughter] oh man yo should we bust out the the original that we clipped out i think it's done no no no no no no no no no no no no no i think it's time it's not it's not end end of the end of the year end of the year why are we waiting for end of the year it needs more time zach pulled that on i'll just say what happened no i think if really don't show it i think it's better to just show it rather than you guys are saying don't even talk about it whoa without without nothing i feel like we're at this point in our lives where we could show this it's so funny and it piggybacks off this anecdote all the time i wouldn't talk about it i would i think it's great i think now it's the time maybe who even has it i have it i was watching it last night i was looking for another video and i found it yeah and i put in my favorites bro all right [ __ ] it all right let's do it [ __ ] it let's do it it's not we just guys it was a joke it was funny we decided that it was it went a little too far and we caught it but and people are going to understand that it was all in good humor we're only just telling this because that sound bite is so notorious everyone was basically on the floor that was the funniest moment if we're doing this no it's just a joke and and we took it down but now we're at the point where we want to reflect i think we should do it i think it's hilarious all right [ __ ] it you have my vote so let's just roll it you know what just roll give it to dan or ian and let's just roll it let me see what chad thinks they're gonna say show it i mean it was the funniest like moment ever it's not that bad he just trisha was talking no [Laughter] and zach hit the sound bite and now i even show it there we go yeah that's it let's just play it it's not that bad you guys send the clip a b it's processing it it's uploaded to drive everyone deserves to everyone deserves here comes the hate mob cancellation speed runs so whatever happens after this it's not a cancellation i want you guys to know i love all of you in this room look at it and we'll ride through it together we we're like yo why did you we're like come on like that was inappropriate but zach was just trying to be funny which we love him for that and it was funny and but it was inappropriate it was the placement the placement was so random it's not that bad all right give it to ian and just roll it without comment without pausing just roll it you guys uh put it like putting it into the yeah i think it's easier to just open it and put it on oh i think it's still processing but i sent the link okay it says i don't have access we're really doing this huh we're doing we're going for it huh yep we are we've explained well love have you seen it yeah i might i think i was there love ian and myself are are all saying this is not a great idea but it's it's your clip to show see i don't understand why i mean it's funny it's just it was a little bit i can't deny that it wasn't funny it was it's very funny it's very funny it's not like he's just he just played a sound butt of you know the rock saying shut up [ __ ] you're taking away the impact i'm going to go through hell for nothing let's just watch it let's let's just watch it i sent it is it okay let's just watch it it's processing around giving a second let's just [ __ ] watch it you know i don't think listen because i'm the one that played it so if anything i'm gonna get the one with the most [ __ ] heat up right it was so good that i even offered to say that i did it to cover for zach it's 100 me zach's like if i'm going to go zach we don't have to play it i don't want to make you uncomfortable no play it i don't think you can i knew this was going to happen and we had a great shut up [ __ ] moment and it kind of just leads perfectly into this point that we can you know talk about uh we can talk about it i don't know why it's taking so long to process here it'll let me download it now let me just do that i'm trying to figure out what to get from this just started working for me oh wait i heard it i heard it i heard it all right all right go ahead there we go full screen it it's full screen gg really good making people wait wait it's not that it doesn't seem long enough like we reflected on it for a while didn't we okay let's go almost two minutes long okay go ahead and it felt really good and i think people obviously people liked that so much more i saw a tech talk of this amazing artist named inky which i actually met her jesus zack what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is wrong with you oh that was so inappropriate zach that was so [ __ ] up zach what the [ __ ] that was not i'm laughing because of how i'm not laughing that was so inappropriate the timing of that was just not okay what the [ __ ] is wrong with you dude i'm sorry trisha i'm laughing but not i'm laughing at how obscene that timing was and not that's not appropriate to [ __ ] dude why there of all places would you do that that was so wrong that was not that was not cool well i was just going to ask do you accept her apologies hack do you guys accept her apologies she's apologized to you guys see what i mean look it wasn't that bad right oh man it feels good to finally have it out there i know i feel better i don't think it was that bad you know it's definitely the hardest i've made any of you laugh yeah i mean at the time things were more sensitive i think you know so it made sense to cut it but now it'll there's this amount of tomatoes being thrown in the chat why why are we getting tomatoes i assume because they thought it was not cool oh i mean most people are are live should we take a poll i mean listen it was just uh let's take a poll i didn't see a lot of tomatoes someone said 50 videos coming oh yeah i exactly tried to joke and you know sometimes but it was funny it did work but like to collect you know we don't like to use that word right right right you just got to go for it but it wasn't you it was the rock no no it was the rock it was dwayne johnson i don't see okay i see one person doing tomatoes i see hearts i see beaches it was it was it was up a little bit but yeah not a ton of people but i looked over and there were lots on the screen is that something that's colloquial where people throw tomatoes at us when we're not funny uh yeah you know y'all throwing tomatoes at us it started uh i think it started in the pre-show stuff when we would be late to start streaming people would start spamming tomatoes brutal oh so um hang on let me just send my order okay done did you guys order i will right now oh we have a new contender for worse clickbait family oh let me check calls let's do a call let's take a peek i added a link see it it in the relates to the topic we talked about before oh he faked being on a wheelchair on twitch oh yeah this is amazing yeah yeah it's like a infamous video performs a miracle it says did this guy get cancelled after this or what oh yeah big time he's like permanently balanced which that's oh did he get twitch actually stepped in yeah yeah and he tried to come back recently and then he got to perma band again oh and was he popular at the time he did this yeah pretty popular yeah whoa an [ __ ] so this i remember this story he was in a wheelchair he was you know he was uh pretending to be uh crippled yeah why why would you pretend to be crippled for donations he got donations for new wheelchairs operations and stuff so he was acting this was a long scheme uh disabled by the way not crippled um [ __ ] cripples considered offensive nowadays okay i'm sorry sorry i'm swedish nope that's my apology i'm learning every day i am i know you didn't mean anything by it but yeah generally nope thank you for correcting me uh disabled um so um he so what was the long con though because if he was popular on twitch how was it that he was like oh any money for a new wheelchair and all that [ __ ] like well i guess he wasn't that popular he was a decently big streamer so he he figured by pretending to be disabled he could get more donations and stuff and he did yeah interesting so here is him performing a miracle hey angel hi everybody already leave yeah mongol had to go mission [Music] oh and she was like trying to distract i think we actually watched this on the show yeah i remember this now that twitch has a long history of people faking illnesses oh man let me go back this this is a how did they [ __ ] up so bad i think he thought his camera was off i know but it's like you got the number one rule don't don't get out of the wheelchair don't start jerking off if there's a camera in front of you this is even worse man don't have to think about it dude i'm back [Music] oh my god like to the fish shop today because she's freaking out right now like going out and meeting new people we constantly have to take him to like oh god she knows it's over he left the chair there too the gravy train is over i left the chair there he's gonna shut off the stream because like we love talking to the people there anyways girl you are bye-bye bye-bye i hope you enjoyed the gravy train that came in just like in this huge flow and you got scared and like came inside on my lap and i was like oh this is so cute like he's cuddling with me because he's scared he stands off he took a leak on my lap oops bye bye bye bye that's a great one so we're talking about um oh it's gonna take a call let's see has a joke to make me laugh what do you guys think been waiting for over a year all right let's give selena a chance been waiting a year to tell one joke i think i think i need to correct something oh apparently he was disabled at one point but he uh prolonged it someone said in the in super shot so he was disabled but he was he just kept it going because it was advantageous to him okay interesting sorry for getting that wrong fair enough okay so this girl selena has been waiting a year to make ethan laugh because we haven't done it you know so selena that second episode now is your opportunity to make ethan laugh are you ready how are you feeling um well uh it's not necessarily to make you laugh i was gonna call in then now i don't know if it'll even hit um but it's a good joke for people to know so but you you've been waiting a year so this better be good yeah okay i have three jokes i say what i have three jokes do i have time for all of them three jokes she's saying you have three jokes okay well you have one minute that's the rule right i think you got uh yeah here i'm gonna i'm gonna set up a timer so you're gonna have to you have to get one minute i mean uh so you kind of decide how you wanna deliver the content my fingers on the drop button ready all right selena i'll count you down here we go you have one minute ethan laugh here we go in three two one begin what's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with a boob job one's a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station [Applause] nothing did it i i don't know ethan did not laugh you still have 30 seconds if you'd like to try one of the other two jokes i have another one but it kind of fell it's regarding michael jackson i'm not sure if i can say it on air what do you think i don't know but you're eating into your time you have 10 seconds okay what do a silver medalist and michael jackson have in common they both came in a little behind that's [ __ ] up that's [ __ ] up and and you delivered it right at the minute mark that's foul did you laugh though i mean you might you kind of huh i guess she got i guess she got me at the end yeah i wasn't prepared to laugh at that but i guess you got me so what does that mean i mean we used to have rules about i don't want to i'm not rewarding that joke okay we're not really not joking i'm sorry with peace yeah you waited a year for that yeah the first joke i didn't understand why you waited i mean that seemed kind of like a jokey joke book kind of joke it is but like i mean it's a nice icebreaker for people to to have you know to have in your memory it's easy to memorize and it usually lands as people when we're looking for jokes got it selena do you think michael jackson's innocent or guilty oh i won't comment on that i don't want to offend ap she knows the show yeah av knows how i feel about it well i liked your joke abey did you like her joke uh yeah he likes the joke well selena thank you you made me laugh what can i say ken came in a little behind that's what you call silver medals gaming got horrible shame on you selena but thank you for the call all right peace and love peace and love peace and love kind of took me by surprise that second one was the first one was so clean yeah exactly and then we went uh the opposite direction for number two she did it though she did it uh she wants to share a fun uh show love to dan drop what don't need people calling and showing love to dan to me someone says she wants to call in and show love to dan no yeah somebody's interested in that dan get that mayo boyfriend and her have a two-month-old baby it's been a strain on the relationship oh that sounds horrible keep romance alive um i think you're gonna i'll talk to this person a little bit but brooke i'm brooke okay so so brooke you are a new mom 23 you guys have a two-month-old baby and you have a strain on your relationship uh you said how do i keep romance alive is that the issue that you're having between your husband or boyfriend yeah i just figured that you would have some advice on how you and ela kept your relationship not necessarily romance alive but just how you navigated the the initial first because the hard the hard part is the beginning where you're having no sleep you know and it's just really been stressful and we've been fighting more than we ever did three baby you know how was your boyfriend or husband he's one year younger than me so he's 22 and i'm 23. okay so you guys are pretty young yes we are so what's your routine like uh what's your who takes care of the baby what's their what's your guys's schedule i think that's probably the root of the issue is that i'm home all day and that means you know the taking care of the baby taking care of everything in the household and i also work from home and so i'm balancing all that while he goes to work at a like a physical job and so when he gets home he wants to relax and i want you know a break and so we just kind of argue over well whose turn is it got it that's tough i think do you feel that he doesn't appreciate like what you're doing at home enough yeah i feel like if maybe there was more appreciation then i wouldn't be so offended and i would i wouldn't mind taking on more of the responsibilities but because it seems like all of my hard work is overlooked it's really frustrating and we both have been snapping really easily yeah i i and what does your boyfriend do he works in like a store stock room at the back of a retail store okay so i totally understand the situation dude those first times are so tough and i think one thing that your boyfriend may not understand is that the work at home is so [ __ ] hard dude and i can't imagine that you're taking care of the house as well as the baby it's just um the stress and the amount of work is is unbelievable and i'm assuming when the baby wakes up in the middle of the night to feed that that's on you as well right oh absolutely he is the deepest sleeper and i have to physically shake him if i want help so i'm just running on low sleep and my patience is up most of the time yes you're probably not even getting like a good chunk of sleep throughout the day for maybe just one maybe a few hours at a time right when the baby's sleeping yeah just a few hours a day for sure that's tough what does he what is he so stressed out about because he goes to work he has a normal job i mean i understand work stuff but does he help out with the baby at all he does when i ask and i just feel like i shouldn't have to give direction and ask all the time i see so i so what's happening is that you're resentful because of all the work you're doing and he doesn't appreciate but the thing is i think what's causing the problem is that your resentment is now making you out of like not wanting to ask your boyfriend for help even though he's willing to help when you ask but sometimes i think with the boyfriend he he's such a young man and he's working he probably doesn't know what to do or how to help a lot of times so i don't think you should feel like oh i don't want to have to ask i feel like that comes from the resentment and that might be a lot of times where the problem is because he's willing to help but in your mind you're like i don't want to have to ask so then you get bitter because you're not asking him for help and so you get more mad and even though i don't understand what i'm saying like i feel like there's there's this disconnect between you guys there where i think you should feel okay asking him for help if he's willing to help yeah that makes a lot of sense i definitely it's very equal fault like i don't want people to think that i'm trashing him or anything i love him he's amazing but i think i just get i definitely get a bad attitude like you were saying um yeah and i get that because you're what you're doing is so people really you can't understand unless you've had a kid it's so hard and it's so much work and like you know i had help i had family members me and eva were both not even working at the time of of uh theodore's uh when he was really young like your baby is and it's just unbelievable amount of stress and work so i understand your train of thought where you're like i'm stressed i shouldn't even have to ask him right and that makes sense to me because it's fueled by your frustration but i think if you could just try to remember that he is probably doesn't know how to help and probably needs the direction so if you can just try to get rid of that frustration and asking him if you could just learn to ask him and tell him what you need from him that that would help a lot yeah i'll definitely just take a deep breath and try to do it from a loving place and not not be so angry about it for sure yeah but but you guys will get through it you guys are in like the really hard times you know and uh it's normal you know it's it's hard it's hard it's normal and it's hard so thank you for that for listening all right brooke you guys will be all right all right thank you all right take care bye i'm about to be in baby world myself here soon right how how far out is it at the beginning of february oh okay so it's still a ways away because she's not really showing it's crazy like i don't it's like it'd be like yeah i uh i mean i noticed her bump last week yeah i feel like that was like the first time yeah that i've really noticed that she's showing i can't believe we're about to have another baby more poop for you to eat alfredo more snacks you guys uh find out the gender this week next week it's next week okay cool you keep saying you know it's a girl or you think we don't know i think it's a girl yeah that'd be cool i feel bad so bad for brooke i gather that there's not much family or anybody in the picture to help and like without help having a baby is so [ __ ] hard you guys i i can't i mean i don't have a kid so i i literally don't know um but i think back to myself at 24 years old 22 he's 22. oh she's 23. oh and she's 23. yeah yeah even worse yeah right even harder i think back to like the person that i was at that age um having to handle that responsibility on top of working and everything else i mean i yeah i mean kudos to her for handling as well as she is yeah that's tough tough tough tough i i got a private message from the person that said they wanted to give me props and they they invented the system they said i am calling in to give you kudos for all your positive pig comments as a pig mom i appreciate it that's a [ __ ] simp shout out to uh rainbow gun drops rainbow come drops gumdrops not gumdrops that's disgusting nobody said gumdrops she says she has three pet pigs i i feel like i would i kind of want a pet pig i actually really would love a pet pig they seem really great pets they get so big some some do yeah even the small ones get huge yeah they're all pigs yeah like you get they they sell these like little cute little uh teacup pigs or whatever they call them yeah but they actually get [ __ ] enormous yeah for sure they're small when they're babies yeah it's it's you know they get about as big as a large dog you know what i mean i wonder if they could sleep in your bed and stuff or like go upstairs and all that go upstairs for sure um yeah i had a friend who had two pet pigs um and they were so sweet really yeah yeah they seem like they do actually make really good really good pets it seems interesting you can talk to a pet mom if you want i don't know if maybe we dropped the call i'm not sure uh what do you got here love you got something for me oh yeah i mean a couple accidentally adopted a 650 pound mini pig oh my god that's what i'm saying they sell these quote mini pigs and they ain't that [ __ ] mini look how big this thing is also was it take to feed a pig that size you know you've got a problem that that thing is a teaser we got esther cute look how cool old friend of mine on facebook if i was interested i love it 70 i worry this music might be copyrighted which is unfortunate because i want to hear what they're saying the very next day everything changed it was so cute like a little dog like oh my god i love him little babe ass looking big yeah yeah i'm worried about the uh he opens the door what a ledge bruh what the [ __ ] dude they're super smart they're extremely smart animals these are crazy open the door with his snout yeah cute legend but for real oh what the [ __ ] you got a bean bag no way no way can you potty train a pig must be right i remember talking to the girl i knew about that specifically i to be honest i don't i don't remember how can you live in a house with a giant pig that just shits and pisses inside it's impossible oh god he opens the fridge oh my god dude that's one cool [ __ ] pig yeah i agree so they told this guy the pig would be 70 pounds and it grew to 650. oh wow how long do pigs live how long do pigs live fifteen to twenty years till a little bit more if you want you can't potty train them books with a litter box that's pretty amazing that's that's dope that's better than than with the dog the cat level potty training yeah i can guarantee you if i had a pet pig i probably would never eat pork again yeah that'd be that'd be wrong get this sweet boy can you try to unmute it let's see if it's still going there you go damn it can you really copyright that just someone going like bling if it's a well-known song it might i i don't recognize it but yeah i'm not sure let's watch um okay so wait you someone found potential contender for worst family vlog clickbait more than the prince family yeah so who is this she got diagnosed with cancer and it's click bait you [ __ ] kidding me are you serious yep ian's fine yeah you didn't found this they totally lied about this someone in the discord discord sentences okay that's apparently their daughter in this picture they changed this thumbnail they clickbaited her dot their daughter getting cancer yep that's what i read yeah [Laughter] and the yeah they changed the thumbnail now [Music] thank you zach [Laughter] yo that is bad [ __ ] karma no dude so wait this is the channel um um are you sure that they they turned the labrant wait they have 13 million dude these family channels are crazy 13 million subs like i never even heard of these [ __ ] the lebran they got 50 million views on their wedding video oh did they disappear no they're here they still out here she got diagnosed with cancer one week ago three million views you better not be [ __ ] with me i'm going to lose my damn mind i mean the likes are overwhelming so yeah are you guys sure did anyone watch this yeah well so in the dogs there's a time stamp to the part where they're like oh she doesn't have cancer oh okay okay but hold on it seems like she's getting treated for it like she's bawled in what the [ __ ] is going on here's the time stamp bad i was truly just riddled with anxiety i had convinced myself that our two-year-old daughter had had cancer and it sounds so blunt and so almost bad to say but i was convinced and i i really i wasn't eating i couldn't sleep um she had bruising on her legs like most kids do but as you google things you can just convince yourself of stuff and that's my [Music] dude made a whole documentary because he googled that she had bruises on her legs personality what am i missing how does this get three million views and and like overwhelming likes that's a great question really didn't talk to anybody about it no that's the thing so i think it was like eating him up inside too just like only talking to me about it who i talked to a doctor about it i was like taking all the weight for him because i was like no it's fine because i feel like i had to be that way because if we were both the way what the [ __ ] happened to us which is what i feel and i kept justifying reasons why this was going to happen to us because of our faith or maybe because of our following and to go through this battle on social media you know you justify reasons why maybe bad things are supposed to happen to you yeah um and pojo was waking up in the middle then it didn't happen though yeah i i literally wasn't eating i got this bro why is it all about you dude let's talk about your daughter damn we knew exactly what god was doing for the family and i was like god i gotta do something only god can enable a family to be this trashy that's all it was by the power of god you know keep scrolling past it yo is this for real what the [ __ ] is this video instagram explorer pages is filled with kids with cancer and different families with cancer hey man so the rest of it is him going and filming like actual kids with cancer and talking to families and stuff oh that's what the footage was yeah yeah and i mean there's articles about them getting backlash but um she they titled it she got diagnosed with cancer that is so [ __ ] and y'all still liking this video is absolutely blowing my [ __ ] mind these people are people of god apparently uh i guess i mean again i had never heard of it's so crazy how many people are like this big on youtube that you just like the lebrance if they're not i've heard of the brand it's not in your algorithm and so you just never hear about them i think you used to be a tick tocker i mean not a tick tocker a uh viner who like you know videos of him dancing with his shirt off and then i think they've gotten some other controversy i'm looking into it now where they were clickbaiting something like their house was on fire or something ridiculous jesus i love how it goes my faith i wasn't i didn't have no faith in god that's where my daughter got cancer and he's like no my daughter's fine let me go look at these other kids who clearly didn't have enough faith i did have enough faith there's these other [ __ ] bags that didn't stop it bro you're such a [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] dog how dare you show other kids [ __ ] kids with cancer so you could clickbait a video you sick [ __ ] twisted freak how dare you bro you said look into them do a content court i'm for real yeah sounds like it man hey man yo they literally clickbaited her daughter having she got diagnosed with cancer so this isn't even a picture of her daughter their daughter this is someone else's kid yeah i'm not sure that looks like him though with the mask right and this is the updated thumbnail the original thumbnail had like them as a family together can someone find the original thumbnail yeah you pulled it up earlier it's in the dock oh oh oh is that is that imgur link oh oh okay so wait this was the original thumbnail oh i see i thought you said this was was was changed no that's the original thumbnail and they that's something we blurred their faces right that wasn't their thumbnail we blurred their faces this was found off someone making a commentary thing about it oh okay so they may have so they did so he did show his daughter and say she got diagnosed with cancer i'm about to [ __ ] flip the table oh jesus this is so [ __ ] up bro how dare you dare you how is the like ratio so good get the [ __ ] out that really is shocking also like you're making money off this are you gonna donate every [ __ ] thing that you make from this to like st jews or something they may i doubt it why would you clickbait it to begin with okay let's read the see if i mean let's just not say that without knowing i mean let's go to the description yeah i was truly just this talking explains the health scare we had we praise god that she is okay but not all parents received the same good news we felt we felt so led to help share the stories of these three families and help awareness and get attention of government leaders who can increase the paid pediatric cancer research budget to more than four percent i mean i don't see anything about donating someone watch someone watch the beginning and see if these [ __ ] donated also tell me if there's ads on it man i'm disgusted regardless you can't clickbait your kid having cancer dude that's just not okay well there are ads on it but isn't that because of youtube's new policy didn't they change it where all videos potentially have ads no no even if you don't monetize it no what are you talking about oh i thought they updated that no no i'm still a rookie now they update it so if you have a children's audience then it like uh you can't um target kids you can't target kids that's it because there's like laws against it gotcha here they are uh describe how they prayed the cancer away oh for real they're taking credit for it it's awesome wait no unfortunately those other families didn't pray hard enough sick kid why why i can't even begin to fathom the weight that these parents must feel every second of every day you know what the cause is good right like the cause is good childhood cancer is just so [ __ ] it breaks my heart i hate it terrible yeah of course like the cause is good i like the i like this i just don't know how they are okay with this that to me is just i mean with the yeah i mean that's just that title combined with the original thumbnail is just unforgivable yeah unbelievable pretty awful i mean with the existing thumbnail there's still obviously the implication that it's somebody in their family but but you could say they're they're referring to some other little girl but yeah that original thumbnail is that's pretty bad so here let's let's see them pray that that is why it is so essential to us that as people of faith we prayed over and lay hands on these kids these families believing in people of faith laying hands on kids you never heard that one before [Applause] thank you thank you i'll be here all week but at the end of the day to do what only he can do we're thankful for doctors thankful for medicine and medical advancements through the years someone saying this guy tweeted about losing his virginity when he got married or something sounds funny it's a country just to bring these kids good vibes we come knowing that the same god who brought sarah's womb back to life to have isaac who opened someone is saying a kid behind the camera has some great click bait i'm not really familiar with them ice who called the lame to walk who healed the leper who made the sun stand still who created everything we see and fills our lungs with every breath who rose jesus from the dead defeating sin what the [ __ ] am i watching shut up dude you clickbaited your daughter with having cancer you don't act all high and mighty owen cook self-help oh no hey let's let's watch some i want to watch the um cut videos i love that [ __ ] by the way i do i do see uh some people disagreeing about saying that abu is right about youtube starting to put ads on monetized videos it's called right to monetize yeah um oh so they'll monetize your videos yeah and you won't get paid but they'll still put an ad on wait when does that happen uh the articles that i'm seeing about it were all from the end of last year but why don't they do it like under what situation um even if you're not part of the partner program oh okay here's an article in forbes youtube will now show ads on all videos even if the creators don't want them but the real story is if you're not part of the creator program they'll put ads on your video that makes sense right if you're part of the partner program they'll pay you you'll get paid right yeah that makes sense because you're not in the youtube partner program you won't receive a share of the revenue from these ads right yeah i mean they probably get so much traffic from unpartnered videos and stuff that you know make sense from business standpoint right not mad about that it does mean we can't judge people anymore though these people are in the part these people are yeah obviously yes so that doesn't apply to them very true so here we got some cut videos i want to watch um body count people rank most attractive uh oh was there one that uh okay let's do most attractive least attractive kind of like that premise this is sad this feels mean doesn't it i guess it has a lot of views you guys have any um opinion on which one i should watch uh [Music] here should we take a vote a poll body count i just feel bad judging people based on uh attractiveness but okay it's the premise of the video right so [ __ ] it let's do it you look like thor had kids and became a dad i'm thor's kid no no you're a thor okay who just let himself go [Music] my name is chris i'm an anthropologist i also work here at cut my name is molly murphy i'm a tax [Laughter] are you guys comfortable with this doing the rating thing or you don't want people are saying body count yeah let's do body count yeah also by the way uh our food is going to be here in a minute oh you're trying to get who you let's think body count yeah there was also like guess who's the cop that looked kind of funny who's the narc all right body count let's go we did that earlier here on the crew oh really yeah maybe you know what you guys say that but i have proof and i was just trying to cover but you know after overthinking it i don't know if i want to now everybody about who got the strawberries oh my god no please shut up about the strawberries for god's sake all right let's do who's who's got the big eyes body cat when i was a virgin i also stood with my feet out like this i feel like there's there's something there because a douche all right who has slept hell yeah who the [ __ ] doesn't well some people don't but yeah i like sex yeah that haircut is probably i've never seen a haircut like that in my whole life who slept oh wait a minute go back did you see that guy again you like zach i straight up thought that was a hat like something nothing happened that's his hair right yeah whoa yeah for sure that is a unique one i don't know that that kind of hair is gonna pull too much tail listen who the [ __ ] doesn't well some people don't but yeah i like sex i'm not exactly a max people i'm so excited are you nervous at all yes as someone who is not very sexually experienced i feel like i might not have a great read so i'm going to try i apologize so everybody gave us their numbers beforehand okay so you're not guessing you're assigning numbers got it here we go zero oh there's a virgin in here oh wow okay okay who's the virgin i'm a guest you know it's got to be the dude in the blue it's too obvious i do obviously yeah i'm that's like i mean obvious sometimes is the way it is yeah perhaps i gotta hear more i think it's this homie or this homie it could be a girl too a little twist okay 21. 35 okay these keep going up oh yeah we got some experienced players in here i mean i want to be friends with this person there's someone in there with 50 how is that even possible these guys are way too young to have those numbers like let's say it's this guy this guy looks like maybe he's 30 at most i mean how many people you have to [ __ ] 1500 there's no way how many people like okay let's say you start you're you've been sexually active for 10 years so what is 10 years divided by 1500 like how much is that per that's like a hundred per year or just over a hundred per year so you're looking at ten people per month for ten years they're getting out there partying and all i guess i guess i don't know that's disgusting though is that right i mean it's only 10.10 per month it seems like it'd be way crazier than that wait you're saying over the course of 10 years 150 per year divided by 12 12.5 per month i mean i guess it's possible it's doable 12.5 per month just a lot that's like four per week the logistics just don't make sense it just doesn't make sense in terms of dating or even if you're just hooking up what if they're uh sex worker their what what if it's their job yeah sure maybe they're a performer that would make sense porn stars that's the only way that makes sense yeah but even then i don't think they have sex with that many people new people that would be you'd be very busy okay but so wait we're talking about 12 per month 12.5 on average yeah it's 12 per month divided by you know 4.2 weeks in a month so what does that come out to 2.9 let's round up to three so three per week three a week that's not when you put it like that i don't know per week i mean if you're deadly and that means some weeks are going to be slower right and some weeks are going to be more you're here i don't know whoa whoa very nice all right you call out your first person when you're ready all right so what's good bro come on up here what's your relationship status man i'm single you're single as did you go to college i did you have a girlfriend or a boyfriend or i had a girlfriend for three years three years okay did you cheat on her no i didn't blackman don't cheat wait he said what don't you black man yeah moving along i don't think you're a virgin but you're not too high i'm going to give you a three yeah that's three yeah you seem pretty chill you seem like the type of person you really want to get to know someone yeah he said he was a girlfriend for three years i do like vibes yeah so i'm gonna give you a three you're pretty solid there hello hi what's your name she might be a virgin okay you're short like me oh no i'm looking you in the eye yes and there is the stereotype that you know short 1500 i don't think it's fishy which i love the one thing you can say for certain is the person with 1500 is most definitely a man i don't know [Music] that's a man for sure why because you think they're inflating their numbers no because dudes are [ __ ] disgusting that's why i mean that's why do you think she looks like innocent do you think she looks freaky man see that's the [ __ ] like you will never [ __ ] know i know that that's funny i know that for a fact i feel like maybe you might be like the bondage type i would probably assume that you had like a higher 30. all right why middle of the who's ready with that the way you dress kind of implies that you're busy i don't know if you have time for 1500 people entering you or you entering them what's up man hmm i can't get a feel on that girl 30 seems high but i don't know man maybe not what is your relationship status i am married to my husband and i also have a boyfriend oh [ __ ] i thought he was a virgin i'm sorry he said he's married and has a boyfriend this [ __ ] [ __ ] like crazy he said it was too obvious i told you am i confusing is that what you know this guy's a player [Laughter] [Music] oh my god this guy's high up there damn i don't think you're the 1500 one why don't you think i'm at 1500 oh cause he's doing orgies that could explain the 1500s he's the 1500 i'm guessing that makes sense the orgy i haven't considered the orgy factor oh i think we just i just went from virgin to 1500 but it's west well you can't judge just from the look the 1500 person might be someone who could attract anyone i think maybe you're someone that would attract a smaller subset of people oh dude nope that guy goes to the right or he's getting [ __ ] no this guy this guy could totally pull 1500 if he's out there swinging oh yeah i'm gonna go with 21. i'm gonna go for it he's gonna get this one 21 the guy just told you he's had a foursome do the math dude yeah i think he's the fifth married too though he said with a boyfriend he said he's married with a boyfriend oh got it yeah yeah that didn't collect the first time [Laughter] my man's slang in that pipe man i think so too hello hey what's your name okay how old are you bro 22 22. i don't look like it do i no you look like you like 12 bro [Applause] what does your partying look like one yeah i think his virgin too why no one asking about his relationship status or they're cutting it out to keep it mysterious yeah i mean this is all there's nothing wrong with that number but i can just tell like you don't have your rhythm yet i think you're a virgin when i was a virgin i also stood with my feet out like this i feel like there's there's something there i think my man's is in the lows i'm gonna say you got three though man what's the status they cut out the status that's making me think this guy's a virgin how many tattoos do you have probably like 16 or 17. okay you stopped counting yeah so you're not 1500. because that person did not stop counting so what's your relationship status i am currently engaged engaged oh [ __ ] so like you guys do threesomes yeah wait wait wait wait wait would you i mean no no offense why not she and i have not explored a threesome with another woman yet i'm gonna come oh whoa i'm gonna give you the number 30. donald trump calm down chill donnie keep your [ __ ] [ __ ] chill i'm gonna come keep hey hey dad that was not there man not me thank you come on come on somebody bringing reasons yes thank you it seems like a reasonable number having adventured on both sides of the line there how you feeling how are you really good good what is it that you do i'm in entertainment world so acting modeling motherfucker's a porn star because there's got to be one of them there's got to be one well i mean the orgy factor uh but he says that entertainment side okay what do you mean they didn't show it yeah he's does porn you're in the entertainment well you think if he slept with 1500 people we would have seen one of us would recognize him yeah right i feel like that means a lot of people are after you yeah i mean you've had sex let's just be frank you've done it i feel like maybe absolutely but i feel like you also seem kind of reserved you're confident you're tall and you're dark [ __ ] i mean who the [ __ ] don't want me what about now what's the same oh man them glasses ain't falling hello what's your name i'm jasmine hi jasmine you are so pretty i think i have a crush on you what do you do for work i'm an exotic dancer are you partnered up no a free bird how long have you been a free bird uh a couple years i was married before that do you have any kinks i'm into bondage forceful play asmr yeah you have a lot of cases yeah i would consider myself adventurous this was good what number i have zero and 30. i gotta give you 30 because you definitely [ __ ] you were married i mean you were married well thank you it was nice meeting you oh good meeting you this guy's trying to hit it what's your name michaela how old are you 19. 19. i was freaky at 19. what's your number left it's [ __ ] zero she might be zero i could for marriage maybe that's something that my [ __ ] dumbass didn't think of apparently you've slept with 1500 people was blank what number would you put on it two yeah how was that it was fun and [ __ ] kind of weird uh with a show of hands uh who did sam get correct nobody oh wow holy [ __ ] yeah that's our dude fifteen hundred how are you feeling that mother damn wow i called it though i told you to be a dude man i don't know that that's like come on look at him you did it dude what kind of [ __ ] is this zero yeah no surprises there all right okay so let's have everybody switch to their number [Music] [Applause] okay 51. hold me on the left [ __ ] damn that girl's 60 okay it's all yeah yeah sir know holy [ __ ] all right let's call him out hey what's his number what did i originally guess you guys three three i was a newbie at the time yeah not get it so do you want to explain your number a little bit more um it just kind of happened organically i guess the hot streak number was like 30 30 and how long like a year when do you think 52 is coming i have no idea i believe sex is like an organic thing so hopefully sooner than later hello sixty yep okay so you have your way my back is covered in bruises from a fetish night oh my god dan called it dad knew that that girl was wild i didn't see it at first but now i see it yep her back is covered and bruised holy [ __ ] can i sign up for this [ __ ] i mean yeah you know getting a number this high is not that hard because my line in college was hey i'm trying to sleep with everyone on my dorm floor do you want to go back to my place oh my goodness holy [ __ ] how do you define sex like for me this is every activity i've done with somebody with the intent of an orgasm whether there was one or not okay so not always penetrative correct and i came like came up sexually during the aids crisis so like we were all about hand jobs and blow jobs would you recommend for people to have more sexual partners i think it's good the more experienced people are sexually the better they are at having it and the better sex everyone is happening the happier we all are all right noted dude what the zero's like noted bro what's up bruh i'm saving myself you saving yourself for that ring i'm sure do you ever have temptation yeah obviously it would be abnormal yeah like do you think i'm cute yeah really insecure she's hitting on everyone she has someone else like would you have sex would you invite me turn you on yeah don't ask questions you don't want answers to any doubts about that like wanting to break free from that no i've been following my culture and it i think i'm pretty confident about it all right making sure burger's nice out of here he gave me 51 i'm 21. i didn't come out as lesbian until i had been having a lot of straight sex for almost 20 years the first woman i had sex with we were both having our first lesbian experience terrible idea yeah it was terrible she cried that happened to me with my first threesome with two girls one of them started crying and then she told us she had a boyfriend and i was like what are you doing i keep cheating and also you might be gay like how wrong was i about your number yeah so you gave me double you know what i mean are you like submitted to anybody or what yeah no i'm single for sure and i'm i've turned out a lot at some point you start to understand as a man especially uh your worst that's all it is hello yeah no you're worried appreciate that i feel like this is a pretty decent number yeah all right i'm over it i mean i get it we got that we got the answer the mystery solved yeah that was fun that 1500 reveal was the one everyone's waiting for my dude they got you that was right right out of the gate you were like it's this dude for sure with the zero oh these videos are way too entertaining to watch so these cuts should we do one more oh my god the chat is going so [ __ ] fast how am i supposed to read this when you don't look at it for a while should we do body counts of us no no no how long we've been going for uh three hours is the food here i believe so oh well then we're going to the foods here baby um women matches man to their tinder profile oh because the picture looks so different is that what the premise is let's watch this one i'm confused on the premise though oh just clean up nice this is some [ __ ] i would post like as a joke you with the tattoos come here [Music] yeah the dating stuff is always i'm like was married before this whole dating world so all this stuff is pretty interesting and alien to me hi do you use dating apps i used to any success i kind of had fun with it i think it's like an easier way to meet people because nowadays like no one wants to talk to people in real life we have eight men that are coming out here you're going to match the dating profile to the person oh gee what are some stereotypes of men's profiles that you've seen there's the gym rat i think this one seems kind of boring let me let me go to their channel and sort by popular there's got to be better ones let's see oh yeah some of these are super graphic what the hell there's one called match the joke to the person oh that's interesting centered in this court if you want this one's really high too teachers guess who's high but i like the job let's match jobs match the job let's match the job give me a good spin how my house is on fire yeah brittany is a firefighter for sure [Music] hello hi i'm timmy rogar i'm a drag queen and a bartender my name is wait they're telling me alexander i'm milo dizon i am crystal reed and i work here at cut do you love what you do i [ __ ] love what i do like a dream job totally he said it's a bartender a dumber way to make money do you know why you're here i'm sorry to drag something oh oh oh dress guessing you're gonna match a job to person okay am i gonna have like a list to choose from we're gonna give you a little list [Music] a dude just comes out dresses the mandalorian bounty hunter wait what the [ __ ] a horse listener that's not a profession well how dare you i have it clearly it is i'm here saying because you haven't heard of it saying horse today now horse listener is not a [ __ ] horse as i'm reading it i don't understand it what the horse listener this is what google says the term horse whisperer well so is that the same thing no they listen they don't whisper they listen bro um it's all that ivermetron dude a horse whisperer can help traumatized horses to trust humans again but that's a whisper subtract whisper i don't want to hear about whispers you're probably going to tell us in the show uh that's a really good point love i think we're probably like five seconds away from them what does a horse listener do i do donkey shows and uh tijuana there's a book called horse lessener some of these jobs i didn't know were real jobs whenever you're ready all right do you want to come up first nice to meet you great meeting you it's a good handshake thank you do you shake a lot of hands at work i do give me one more good one okay can i touch you you should yeah you should okay do you feel okay i'm i'm okay with it okay wait let me see your fingers no you can't be the firefighter i really just want to get rid of territ reader i don't know what that is you know like the psychic arrow how do you feel about god uh he's a cool guy can you sing like a gospel thing i'll give you a beat go ahead i'm sorry i can't sleep i don't okay i'm going with pastor i feel good about pastor because you failed all the tests i think i think you're a software engineer oh man so this is literally just what you're labeled as forever now i know man okay next oh you're definitely a horse listener whatever that is from nature maybe she might be the porn producer is that a bad thing no it's not it's just like it's versus what i would have thought you know like a heavier set guy who breathes heavy like do you like what you do i love what i do i want you to do a little motion of like brushing a horse okay okay not very good have you ever ridden a horse before i have you're a horse listener for sure what about how many horses have she really firefighters oh wait okay everyone says she's horseless and then she got tarot card reader like what the [ __ ] did they cut out they literally gave her tarot card reader well this girl did they all rate they all take turns i don't think so i think they all wear the same uh what the [ __ ] do i know [ __ ] do you know that's how the last one worked do you work with a lot of people yes do you like people some do you know cpr i am certified in cpr what's your favorite porn genre anime what oh let's go [ __ ] yeah damn dude no way you're a porn producer this is the trick she's not a porn producer well maybe she is what is the trick what's your favorite book i like to read reference so like studying new topics you're hard i think i wish i wish i could see the job one okay she's definitely a porn producer can i go a software engineer i'm gonna go tear it reader i still barely know what it is i'm gonna go terry reader for sure wait before teach me your ways with makeup oh my god you smell neutral i smell nothing because you have good style i would say you're a bartender i think i want to go okay we got the thank you dan with your nurse how come because everything else is like it would kind of make sense i think that's like the most thing that i wouldn't expect you're wearing lots of crystals i'm gonna go with tarot reader yeah tara rita for sure hello fellow asian [Laughter] this is boring i'm yeah i'm not feeling this one let's go to the end and just figure out who's here allowed to like work this motherfucker's a tarot raider this guy's a pastor firefighter okay that makes sense she's she's the horse listener the anime girl er nurse software engineer tara reader this girl's a bounty hunter [ __ ] dude she does look kind of badass scary not surprising bartender okay wow who gives a [ __ ] yeah you got to feel a little lame being the guy who's a bartender you got a [ __ ] horse listener right there all right we'll find a better one for next time so guys with that being said what a treat it's been h3tv forever and ever um and ever there is a fruit fly on my desk oh i got it nice bye that's fruity yeah idiot so um thanks everyone for watching thanks everybody who called in thanks everyone for calling calls today h3tv i love h3tv thank you everyone that donated subscribed became a member we love you guys so much our members are astronomical they mean everything they're astronomical um any other chats to read or are we good i'm seeing carly egan said my friend told me he got ivermectin prescribed for his dog i told him to lock that [ __ ] up tight q anons are frothing to have it yeah that's for sure or just south i mean the remark on that's got to be good you know stockx ivermectum super recommend googling amazon web service terms and conditions and reading section 42.10 what is that i am you looking that up right now i am i don't know this is interesting so diamond doesn't make sense what lumber yard materials nuclear facility what the [ __ ] is this 42.1 acceptable use your use of lumber yard materials must comply with acceptable use policy the lumber yard materials are not intended for use with life critical or safety critical systems such as use in operational medical equipment automated transportation yada yada nuclear facilities however this will not apply in the event of the occurrence of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact what the [ __ ] is this bro what do you want keep reading i guess weirder however this restriction will not apply in the events of occurrence of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh blood brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organized civilization i think it's a joke hell yes what it's on there offshore yeah i was reading it off the official website it's in there someone pretty funny though well i'll make sure when the zombie apocalypse comes i'm gonna make sure to go straight to amazon and buy lumber yard materials i'm going to use their lumber yard murals lumber yard materials and my nuclear facilities hell yes i got that carve out somebody just donated 20 super chat uh i'm assuming [ __ ] which is really not cool to put in a super chat man but thank you kevin beavers he just said [ __ ] he said super chat [ __ ] beaver love the h3 podcast so much thanks uh dulce du say gonzalez so um we will be back on um wednesday thursday it'll be yeah uh it'll be up tomorrow wednesday for members and uh thursday for everybody else and then thursday after dark on friday and then the new show on sunday baby ready yeah baby all right guys have a great week we'll see you on thursday god bless see you guys soon [Music] you

Channel: H3 Podcast

Views: 1,851,224

Keywords: h3h3, h3, h3 after dark, h3h3productions, ethan klein, hila klein, ethan and hila, ethan & hila, h3tv

Id: d9Y0O-FtKvA

Length: 192min 40sec (11560 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 07 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/christdaburg]

Feel bad for Olivia having to screen the calls omg if those are the ones that got through I can only imagine the ones she turned away jesus

[u/RADAC10US]

There needs to be a higher threshold for calls dude. That Steve Miller call was such a waste of time.

[u/BakedHose]

Abercrombie and FINCH - Ethan Klein

[u/Glad_Top_5793]

Oh my god the Zach soundbite clip made me CRY laughing. The perfect amount of uncomfortable tension making everyone get the giggles 😂

[u/appleparkfive]

I definitely think they should address people calling in trying to get a job. Like some weird sales pitch.

People are calling in and acting like they're trying to win a sweepstakes! I get it, I appreciate the hustle. But you know the vast majority of those people have no use to a podcast. The resumes are probably filled with show memes or something. There's probably 1% of all of the resumes that are even worth looking at for five seconds, realistically. Can't blame them either.

But ever since the call ins have started, they've had this happen here and there. But now it's like a flood of them.

I think it's important for them to preface call ins by saying they're not looking for live job pitches, probably. Or it's going to go on and on. If someone has a degree in a media field, then yeah of course. But if you're just a fan who thinks "You know who would be a great addition to the voices of the crew? Me.", then you gotta adjust your expectations here. That's all.

Instead, use that energy to make your own project. On youtube, or a game, or an album. There's a million paths to your dreams. Ethan and Hila didn't get big from a call-in. They're just normal people who made some videos. Always remember that.

Peace and love, obviously. But I think it's worth hearing for some of the crowd.

[u/DrSillyBitchez]

Shout out to Zach for saying with his sound bytes what we’ve been all thinking for 6 months now

[u/maddiehope23]

whole ass steven miller segment felt like an anxiety dream

[u/alllllyg]

All of the people calling in for no good reason…please think about all of the innocent people across the globe who have to listen to that 🥲🥲

[u/[deleted]]

The only thing I learned from that body count video is that I'm lonely as fuck