Taking Trisha To Meme School - Frenemies # 37

[Applause] dude it's so crazy how it feels like forever it does seem like one week is so long in front of me and i love mondays because like i have such a good weekend like we don't do anything saturday sunday so like during saturday and sundays we just like lay by the pool and eat so much food and i just like love it let's go you know something interesting over the weekend no we literally just sit by the pool and order food like what did you eat i don't know we mean well we always do the same we have fried chicken and mashed potatoes for lunch and then we do a big ziti at sunday night and then we have burgers in quesadillas on saturday monday through friday we do the intermittent fasting the one meal but we do go off on on the weekends and it was really good but oh dude say that again for me let me just you don't even like the food i like say the food you don't like fried chicken love fried chicken mashed potatoes love mashed potatoes big ziti i know you don't like it whatever i'll eat it hamburgers yes arby's curly fries but you go to arby's and just get the curly no the frozen we put them in the airfryer you can buy frozen orbeez yes they're delicious let's go there's nothing good keep going quesadillas oh chicken quesadillas those are really bomb we got bavarian cream we always have a little hummus and potatoes drink you always show too oh well this is a new one this is this one we we saw someone at starbucks ordering we just didn't know what it was we're like we'll take that it looked good it looked cooler earlier there's no label on this oh what the [ __ ] it's our label it's a white mocha which we freak and caramel dress i know i was like dude you're living your best life no no but we are we are sweating for the wedding seriously moses like you know we both were like we need to like get it into gear for the wedding um because i'm so jealous i i just you look great you look better though thank you they say nothing tastes as good as skinny feels oh they say that yeah have you heard that who said that no but i like it yeah we can't believe that's a really good saying i think it was good chaos one of those 90s supermodels we debate that though because food tastes really good yeah i don't agree i feel like we could debate this but i've never been skinny so i don't know you've been you've been skinny you know you're skinny now when i was skinny i didn't appreciate it because i was born skinny he became fat oh i was born fat born fat yeah you were 12 pound baby yeah as a telephone baby you were born fat i was always bad i'm just a fat fat fatty i'm inside no i'm in a good mood i'm going to give last you guys in a bad mood i don't know we were talking and i i don't know if you felt my negative energy but oh yeah we had a treasure had kind of a beef over the weekend with you that day i was in such a bad mood when moses tried to take me to my favorite place to get like buttered pasta and i was like so pissed i don't even want to eat don't talk to me i was trying to she was pissed at me well it was whatever yeah it's not worth getting into but we're good now clearly i'm just like happy i'm just not gonna you know everything's positive today like you know bring out whoever i'll just say they're hot they're good looking they deserve the second third fourth twenty one tristana 2021 this is may 2021 trisha oh this is june 21 to 20 like happening now like i'm getting here yeah because it's gay pride month next week we're gonna celebrate we should do gay pride cause it's gonna be june first our next friend of means we should dress up a gay pride uh forgive me if this is rude but are you are you gay i'm in the lgbtq plus you are yeah because you're non-binary i'm non-binary and bisexual and all of them all loving it right you're bisexual yeah i'm bisexual i'm not everything i think i'm more pansexual now that i'm looking into sexualities i do think i'm wearing pants actually you just you love you love you love everybody in anything yeah because you know but you have women and men bisexuals women and male what's left to love i mean there's other there's other genders oh there's none gender forgive me i'm just i'm ignorant and i'm trying i'm trying to understand oh we have sponsors sponsors video is uh honey and omaze thank you honey animates for sponsoring but so you have men and women and then there's like trans people well trans i would consider men and women uh there's not but yeah right there but there there is the no gender there's a gender there's not binding what you're attracted to you know some people don't want to have a gender some people you know it's just like that it's you know so yeah i am but you know you could be an ally if you don't consider yourself an lgbtq plus a like you could be an ally i'm an ally target has an allies shirt which a lot of people are [ __ ] on and i get it like target's not really with the gay pro you know they are with it but they don't really understand like what's cool but they have an ally shirt and i thought it was really cool because you know you want support of everybody i'm an ally i'll go to war with whoever you guys want you tell me no we're not going to war it's lovely i'm ready to go for war bro no no we're lobbying my musket i'm an ally no no it's getting gay pride is my favorite month i even bought a gay pride burke and do you want to i'm not i'm not i'm uh do you want me to yeah not the axis of evil which is straight white men right axis of evil i don't know i've never heard of that no but i bought a world war ii analogy can i i'll bring it next week because i have an unboxing i was going to wait till gay pride this is the brook and i just bought oh it's a gay pride birkin was that the one that you were saying 200 no this is this is the price right there right there the second one oh okay it's not bad can i say it let me say it no come on that was saying i showed the price of my wedding dress and everyone's like oh that's tacky don't how much was your wedding dress i don't want to say it what do you mean tacky that's your brand your brand is that's not what's that people argue though tell me the price i talk about price don't say anything okay it's like 48 000. 48 000. yeah send the picture to danny oh yeah yeah and my wedding dress was 2000 more than that 50 grand yeah it's gorgeous because you're living your best life you're eating chicken quesadillas you're eating fried chicken you're spending fifty thousand dollars in wedding dress you know what and it's taking me a long time to get here you know what i'm saying i haven't been miserable my like my entire life it's crazy so you know whatever it's happening and life's happening speaking of getting the bag uh literally let's pay for that bag sad boy came from okay you know what i mean that's like my fun money oh all the money i send you spend money it's a lot of fun money i've already spent it we spent it all like that was spent on everything already all right i was like let's go shopping okay so holy [ __ ] that's okay so okay yeah so by the way who built your website it's pretty epic yeah i have a really okay sadboy2005.com yeah we have we have we launched okay this is just phase one but once this is gone it's sold out and let me tell you didn't something already sell out yeah your shirt you're wearing now the bunny shirt oh how come it doesn't say sold out or you can click on it maybe try and order like um size oh j oh yeah it's all sold out oh my god wait shows everything else sold out no no just that one because i've been getting notifications like it was crazy we had like 400 people waiting there at 10 a.m i don't know what this shirt is so funny to me favorite this is it's literally just a picture of trisha with like paper clips and [ __ ] it's awesome i'm fine we're like bantees you know what i mean like i want this one i'll get it i'll give you all of them wait let me see oh i did edit so there is some so anyway guys head on over to trisha or sadboy2005 dot com we did this is our collab this is our first club we have four more collabs coming out this year and then we're gonna do our own in-house stuff i'm sorry daddy fresh is definitely an inspiration when i i've always wanted to do like a clothing line but i never saw anyone do it and then not that it's easy but like seeing you guys do it i was like this could be like attainable you know what i mean and go for it you know i feel like i don't know anyways i'm really excited i feel like the quality is good everything's hand stitched hand printed hand like this is hand dyed this is hand sprayed on yeah they dye this there's some dude now they're my song brands and you know you don't know how i collab with this designer i like bought their stuff early like like last year and they always like reached out to me and i was like and they designed all this cool sad boy stuff and it's even moses's shirt the one see if they're the violets and roses one it comes with the safety pins already in it it's so dumb it's so cool i love that anyways it's yeah this bunny she's already sold out like so get on over to and sadboy2005.com up your sad boys i know you love these big boy shorts and i think they're big boys xl too small i mean yeah too small i swear to god you want me to try them right now my fat ass will not fit into those for all the talk you say about how skinny i am do you know do you see the tags too because i know like teddy fresh has their own tags i'm like oh i don't even do my own taste you guys are inspired well oh my god you're turning oh you're going off camera okay oh you have boxers i was like oh my god are you going off camera yes those fit they're a little tight but they do fit yeah is that your skin oh my god okay oh look at that okay skinny lipsticks you look so good i know what you're saying but they look really nice i think they look good i can get a double xl for you these are so cool these are hand bleached hand stitched patch everything is these are nice yeah yeah they're really cute thank you i know you like the gym shorts i got you the gym shorts too and then they're a little tight so you have my thumb yeah yeah yeah yeah first you're like okay okay but i forgot i forgot you're a little hippie and i love that i'm a little hippie this is a 2xl and this is an xl but i know you say you wear excel so i got you exile so that's why i look like i'm swimming in my shirt but maybe trisha is going a billion miles a second today and then we have bucket hats coming june 14th so there'll be a second phase [ __ ] hack once it's gone it's gone this is it folks yeah but we have we have a second phase and then um yeah then there's other i want this one like i'll get i'll go you know it wasn't my idea to put my face on it because i wanted to be very like teddy fresh where it's a different thing than me you know it's not just trisha paytas like you're the sad boy um no everyone's a little sad boy inside you know what i mean oh for sure so it's a myspace page it's really cool um the video is out on my on my youtube channel it's like alcohol i i put coin into this i bought a trans am for this video before you could spray paint it like i put coin into it you know what i mean like my profit off this will be very little because i put so much money into like the video but i love doing it so who cares can i wait can you show the video oh my god video or do you wanna okay no no i'll show the video it's on your youtube page just like put so much into this like this is she like this all day she's been like this all day i'm manic but i'm a manikai today so that's good you know i'm like oh yeah feeling good we love feeling good trisha paytas uh which channel just trisha betas just typing you know that's all you gotta do there it is the first one bad boy oh i'm so excited it's a short it's like a minute it's not a music video next week is a full music video though coming soon okay okay here we go it won't copyright my own copyright i'm gonna [ __ ] sue you for copyright wait wait a minute remind us what did i do i'm watching the whole thing it's just you guys walking around your hoodies no it's our it's first off our apparel okay do you have a stunt driver yeah this is where my chemical romance shot uh i know exactly where it's funny everyone goes out to this location and does videos well mcr did their video with their trans am here which is why we did it was that your sis that's my sis um that's my band and those are models stella is like blown up right now she's like really big on youtube and stuff we found stella because she bought my first bad boy merch and she looked dope in it so i was like yes and then um yeah they were they were great all the models are really good where's the guy where's the fat guy i mean where's the representation of fat man you wanna be where's the fat men with the too tight shirt and their guts and they're supposed to seriously i considered myself to be the plus size okay all right nice work around well you know i try to be you know i'm complaining that there's not equal representation i need fat men i consider myself p sometimes so i do identify as he said [Music] all right wait wait wait no there's literally 20 seconds i spent so much money that's like okay yeah yeah that's fine yeah and if anybody wants to buy that trans am we had a custom painted sad boy but if we had a car yeah it was a bad idea everything will be cousin how much for the car it won't pass the smack jack i don't know someone email me i always get someone emails if someone wants to help me anything else you're selling you want to put out there tradio what else do you got for sale oh i told you we have more coming in the next few weeks but it's summer baby it's qvc here in front of me we're gonna just be come on now we gotta use tumble copy use double copper going for five dollars five dollars five dollars everyone is very stressed that everything's gonna sell out of front of me i know front of me just coming you guys that's coming like a month so you can buy sad boy in the meantime buy sad boy as the appetizer to freddie means and then you can just wear ow oh my god okay okay all right all right soundboardtestingby.com thank you we already saw this you want to see what my promo looks like and here's my promo you don't need promo okay hang on hang on here's my promo compared to trish's okay ready here we go new teddy fresh is out the new color block is out 2.0 remastered oh no those are dope though that pink and orange and yellow that's dope as [ __ ] like that's that's cool thank you here's just some pictures to appetize you go to teddyfresh.com no these are dope as hell this jacket already sold out but yeah sold out yeah it sold out like an hour it was kind of damn these are all sold out too yeah this is like elevated level you know what can i say an anecdote me and ela went to target yesterday and some girl came up to ela who didn't know who we were and ila was wearing this jacket and she's like where who made that jacket oh yeah oh yeah i believe that oh cool like that's never happened we see people all the time and teddy fresh like we were shopping at three people and you're supposed to wear free people when you work at free people and the girl was wearing teddy fresh she's a free person that's the definition of a real free person well she kind of freaked out when she saw us and then and then moses it was an old teddy fresh she's like that's like an original teddy fresh thing it was so weird i designed this shirt by the way inspired by post malone oh i love that yeah what is it a polar bear polar bear with like the tongue i love that it kind of looks like a golden retriever too so i was like torn you guys have bags now bags toast yada yada go to teddyfish.com i love the styles yeah ultimately i want sad boy to be like 2005 trends you know like flares like tube tops like i like how you guys are going different than just t-shirts and hoodies and that's like where i want to be i'm like here and i want to be here but you guys took all you know so i'll get there you know i'll be like there too one day but it'll be different you know we'll be like not that you're threatening but you know like platform sandals like little sunglasses like i'm gonna take you out i'm gonna take your [ __ ] sad boy out dude i'm gonna have to like do a hostile takeover of sad boy well no ours is like you know 2005 but you know it's just you just inspired me i was like okay they can do it like we can you know what i mean and we go our offices we're gonna get every i just want an office to be honest i'm like let's build office oh my god work there but how long have she been like this i've been up holy [ __ ] i want that energy i wish i could bottle that energy and drink it in the morning the show producer had the audacity to be i was i gave her 30 minutes you can't give me 30 more minutes i'm like [ __ ] i need i have fashion oh i got adam and eve i got friend of mine i got all this [ __ ] i got 30 minutes of trisha right now with like 10 hours how much more time do you need she's like light and fast i was just doing the most and then tomorrow we have 30 minutes yeah i get about 5 a.m to glam tomorrow we have friend of mine i had to get that costume around i have so much happening so i didn't get to film i didn't do tick tocks this morning i didn't even do tick tocks that's how freaking unforgivable we got to do that booty tic-tac-toe okay so so um can we talk about dear evan hansen is that on the list or no who dear evan hansen ben platt did you hear that scandal there haven't ha you're talking so fast with the words there haven't had to be did you hear about it no who is that okay ben platt being too old to play evan hansen you haven't heard this you know broadway dear evan hansen you've never heard of hanson you've never heard of your heaven handsome never have i answered no i don't know who that is no the movie the trailer is this dear heaven hansen just slow down and explain yourself do you know ben platt here do you know who ben platt is no ben platt i don't even know why we do this show together honestly that producer oh i know blind player no yeah i know i know ben platt what's he been in he's made this he made the netflix thing that i really liked about he's the politician the politician what's it called the politician okay okay okay okay but the producer asked me today like why do you do front of me with ethan i'm like i don't know he doesn't know who asked you that question the [ __ ] after that our reality show pretty much that way but you don't even know there's a girl who's been trying to pitch us this reality show i love her she's trying to get me to sign a talent hold which i'm close to but i feel like what else are we doing no nothing but i feel like we can make our own reality show okay we can but it's also kind of nice how someone just like do this stuff for you all you know what i mean like yeah but then i don't like giving people editorial because then you have to sign some [ __ ] and she goes i don't think that's funny i'm like [ __ ] this is funny sorry for the b word no one says we're not funny who says we're not going to know what i'm saying when you get into this creative talks with executives and stuff they have creative control like oh no you should be doing this we're going to have to cut that out and reshoot it and do it this way no i'll be like no okay anyways did you see it all right did you see this controversy dear evan hansen is a broadway tony award he won the tony award for director heaven hansen what does dear heaven handle dear evan hansen it's complicated say it slow because i don't know what you're saying okay i swear you okay dear really i wanted to talk about this this is the only thing i want to talk about who's dear evan hansen okay it's a broadway show have you seen that poster ever no you never saw that post and it has been platinum ben platt started he won the tony for it like one so keep that in mind i'm kidding stupid he won the tony award i can't wait till we go to broadway would you do the show in new york with me like will you fly or i have to fly here everywhere you want me to perform or watch it no our podcast how are we going to do the podcast when i'm on broadway are you going to come to new york or do you have a library figure it out don't worry do you want to come to new york yes okay when you're starring in your own broadway show it's not my own broadway show probably like chicago or wicked or something already established well you should fly here what the [ __ ] i got that but i have to be on vocal rest monday so i can't really be traveling because it's not good for me okay girl you go you got to figure it out okay all right so this show's the trailer came out last week just tell me what it is well i can't explain to you what it is like it's complicated it's about this guy who has no friends evan right evan's kind of what is the asperger's artistic he's kind of something on the on the spectrum so he has no friends whatever he breaks his arm you don't really know at the beginning of the show you don't really know how he breaks his arm or whatever like that and then one of the kids signs that he's like here let me sign it so it looks like we both have friends and his name's connor comes and so as part of his therapy his therapist says to evan write letters to yourself to help you heal so he's writing letters to himself connor the guy who signs his cast finds the letter and keeps it he's like ha ha i'm keeping this letter whatever and so then the next like a couple weeks past whatever the guy that finds the letter and signed his cast kills himself he's suicide he's satisfied kills himself so then the parents go to evan and like oh his last letter was to you even though evan wrote it to himself and so then he tries to like he gives them hope he wants them to believe that he had friends and stuff and he's trying to like do good but then he gets caught up in this thing saying that they're friends but they're not friends and it gets caught up that they were never friends and he was just lying about it the whole time close to assistant so what's the drama so the drama is the movie came out and ben platt is starring in it ben platt is 27 years old evan hansen is 16 years old so the drama is that he's too old ben platt oh but ben looks look at the trailer with like muting it don't put the sound on it because he looks very different like the trailer gave him like curly hair so he's so people are mad that he's too old i mean who gives a [ __ ] so they say he's too old and this is the kicker then so everyone's like and i'll tell you what i'm on because i'm i'm i'm portraying it as one way but it's not his his dad is the executive producer mark plattsburgh oh nepotism exactly [ __ ] mark platt also produced la la land he did all those big movies you know what i mean so so wait ben platt's an industry plant ben platt plant so here's the thing is like he won the tony though he's yeah no he's really good in that show what show the politicians i thought netflix okay but you didn't see him in evan hansen i don't know what do you think about evan hansen he was also on pitch perfect he was like i got the magic he's in there so what do you see what's your complaint okay so they always do this in movies they always cast people are way too [ __ ] old do you think he looks no no he looks he looks he doesn't look that old i have to be honest i'm not upset here's the thing grease everyone's damn yeah he looks he doesn't look like a high school student but but i can suspend my disbelief yeah sure that's not fair [ __ ] [ __ ] so what people want a six-year-old cast oh yeah okay so that's the thing so there's an evan hansen that was on broadway before quarantine has named jordan fisher who also has like a pretty good resume being on tv and stuff and like why wouldn't you cast jordan fischer who was actually like 18 or 17 instead of you know ben platt and they're thinking because his dad executive you know what you know what his name should be now ben plant ben industries okay i like that i mean trying to stay positive so i don't really like you know maybe what's his name the guy you think he should be playing him jordan what jordan fisher jordan fishing for a role but he can't get it himself he was evan hansen before the quarantine so type him in his he looks older than [ __ ] bad plants you know why look at him he looks better how old is he i don't know actually this [ __ ] is older i just go by tick-tock i think i shouldn't go with tick-tock knowledge i don't know hang on this dude looks old no okay 27. he's 27. what are we arguing about trisha and then ben plant wait that motherfucker's old as hell [Music] and ben plant looks younger um how you know bro what just happened you know so you so you're on you think he's deserving and you play the role hold on you just ranted about how he's too old but they're the same age well i think ben plant looks more the part than the other guy well he's the originator the other guy's like ooh i'm a suave cruel [ __ ] yeah jordan fisher plays cool sounds like ben plant is more the kind of word out of place character um yeah jordan fisher did do a good job team ben plant well he's the originator like if you listen to the catholic party it's been platt's voice do you know that song waving through a window i try to speak but nobody can hear so i know around for an nope oh oh can i say one more thing and then we'll get off this i promise the reason he broke his arm we find out at the end is because he was trying to kill him the whole [ __ ] what's been out for like four years okay all right so did you hear i haven't seen it i was probably gonna watch the movie so we find out that actually evan he the way he broke his arm was he was trying to kill himself off a tree and he ended up falling and just breaking his arm and in that song he says he's like he goes and you're falling in a forest and nosing around just do you really crash or even make a sound if you're falling in a force and there's no one around does it really really crash or even make a sound did i even make a sound did i even make a sound and never made a sound will i ever make a sound we're going to get copy they're going to strike out close to the original game bro spoiler alert by the way yeah we think he's deserving yes tick tock is up in arms about it it makes me so sad i don't understand i'd like to get one of their perspectives because clearly it's not an age thing like a theater community no but it is an age thing that was the biggest oh is this him dan yeah this is my boy who needs to be in every movie role this is the guy that they want to play him look at this [ __ ] are you [ __ ] is this are you serious what is this what's this he's playing the flash or something yes wait this is real this is like his face was photoshopped on someone else's face why would they put this out it's just funny because this has been going around on twitter the last week of this goofy-s picture that's jordan fisher whoa is he playing him though it's just like a yeah he's playing him yeah no this is real this is like why are people hitting ben playing yeah he's he's killing it i don't know people you know can you look into this because i feel like trish is getting this right yeah they're both the same thing what happens they build people up like everyone was team ben platt for so long and now they want to tear him down because he got the movie role it's like this is what happens when people sound like he's already superstars anyone who gets liked people want to like smash them down you know what i mean it's just like you know just let them live then plat some problematic as far as i know i don't know let's do ben platt controversy i'm sure he thinks i'm a troll i think i'm sure he hates me but like ben platt you think he knows who you are uh yeah for sure okay here here here i've got a buzzfeed article i'll read it for you okay ben platt reacts to critique of his agent dear hanson evan hansen and he made a good point okay let's look at this ben plant industry plant okay it's not okay he played it in broadway so the guy i mean that sounds like a great thing that he's playing pony for it over beetlejuice yeah these people need to chill bruh i am so blah blah he's i'm get trying to get to the point i'm not getting to the point i'm closing the article oh oh greece as seen in greece so like all the people who were in greece were over 27 they were all like 30 you know what i mean but if you can actually give me the real controversy and uh but the other guy's the same age and he looks older ah i don't know but i heard that i see it yeah tick-tock yeah they're just over ben plant they just wanna well it's not too old i mean they just wanna bring them down they're just haters but i i support you ben platt don't think i'm a freak the theater world does not like me the theater world thinks i'm creepy and weird i'm sorry i'm i was problematic i'm not anymore gay pride lgbtq plus here we go next week gabe pride frenemies can we set this up in rainbow we're having a gay pride friend yeah let's say let's do wait what's next week is it pride week june 1st is the beginning of pride month oh well we got a whole month to celebrate well we got to kick it off kick it off right yeah anyways i that was my i was so annoyed with tick-tock i'm like what's with the aegis thing like let them play the part you know what i mean like so maybe this was said and i just missed it but from what i'm seeing the reason people are saying this jordan fisher guy should have played it is he played it on broadway yeah right right before quarantine oh cause he they think oh you get to double dip in your role no that he should have been given the role on tv it's not about the age it's about the fact that he played it on broadway but the way it happened he played what are you saying dan i'm saying that jordan this jordan played it on broadway i explained to you ben what is going on no one wants to hear this over evan you know what don't say that i could say some really bad thing about everything i'm already suicidal we do not need to push that further he's a fictional character so with peace and love let's just [ __ ] let's just get it done so we can move on with this conversation maybe next time you'll break something more than your arm oh so we can move he's a fictional character oh my god he's not real if you go and buy the evan hansen shirt it goes to the trevor project i bought like six of them i did four but i meant six why'd you buy somebody just donate to trevor i keep losing them in my house okay i did a lot of cosplays as evan hansen i really love him i'm over evan hansen he needs to shut the [ __ ] up and just get on with it god are you gonna see the movie it comes on september 25th i will see the movie because i like ben what if we get sponsored sponsored by this not after i wish death on him do you think sad boy will be in spencer's gifts i hope so are they still around bro okay move on holy [ __ ] oh my god oh my gay pride socks look at your socks jump can see the bear oh okay i see the bear everywhere everyone's knocking off that bear yeah there are a lot of people using bears that's crazy um i got banned on wiki feet why they said i was uh too much breaking ruining the website basically you were you kind of i love her said anybody you kind of i listen people upvoted me because they thought my feet were the best if there's any other alternative motive i never said you have a nice feet i will say for a guy you haven't thank you see are you not there anymore here let's go sight raiding you're going to love this dan is number one [ __ ] judas oh dan is number one little toe dan has been so in chaos this entire like little finger from game of thrones i've been taken down so many times by myself this entire time no damn chaos is a ladder and you know what you use to climb ladders feet judas good point exactly judas what is that reference is that a biblical reference right do you thought you were like a christian judas i don't really know what he did he's the he's betrayer well what did he do to betray him he he ratted him out right yeah he betrayed uh jesus to the romans he didn't stab him or anything though he just rattled no he just he sniffed the [ __ ] he's a snitch which is why snitching is the worst ground yeah snitches get stitches actually goes back to the story if there's something bad happening alert people you can be a snitches that's part of the gospel jesus said snitches gets [ __ ] [ __ ] that fool you know what's crazy i was working with a guy in a restaurant once in college and um i jokingly called him judas and he got he like he he cut me out of his life he never he like never talked to me again he wanted to like fight me and [ __ ] like we were homies he was driving me home and i was like ah dude like just joking around speaking to judas who look who's number two you always jesus christ yeah you're number two now moses [ __ ] jews oh my god none of us ever asked me by snakes i'm surrounded by snakes not me i'm here yeah i'm not a snake i'm a piggy oh my god okay what animal are you i don't know what i am are you like a maybe like a little a little sheep a little bear sheep is a follower like a little bear like old timer so moses uh you know again judas here literally as jesus that's weird though uh yeah that's like a double entendre i don't think that works moses says jesus is judas well i don't know maybe jesus was his own judas because god is everybody and everything so god is judas deep thank you i like that proof is here on wiki feet and then zach the sound soundlad is number three and i'm nowhere to be found it's outrageous you're gone completely i'm gone well okay it may have had something to do with love who went they loved they locked my up votes to five points because like you can go above five i had like a seven out of five wow and so what happened was um love went with all of the foot soldiers and down voted everyone on the website to put him below five so i would be number one and i think he hacked it no he just went there with a bunch of people and started downvoting everybody's score to get below five is this a new member of h3 i don't know love he's yeah he's going to sweden he's on the show yeah what's he do what does love do he runs all of the highlights i know you don't move on from your cast and crew um so blah blah blah yeah yeah yeah or they just crew talent fees like when they're on camera do you pay them extra are you feeling early that doesn't matter i don't know why i'm i was wondering i wondered that when i was watching the diamonds don't you don't do any talent i'm kidding there's oh my god you know what though you're really influential 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of the dead the hamburger of the dead it's like i got it i get it there's too many zombie films and now crystal is like the podcast of the dead not to tap dance on his grave that's not very 2021 trisha of you i think there's certain people who deserve cancellations like james charles like things with minors cancelled brag i'm trying i'm having a hard time matching your energy but hey because when you got all amped up no but no no no but this was a zack snyder film yeah no it was a big deal damn and you know they spent three million dollars reshooting his scenes with pig in the in the green screen that was definitely a slap to chris because it's like a little lesbian to replace it i love her i was down she looked dope she was like tom cruise in the movie no but like because he's like this tall right like male 1 popular and then they're like [ __ ] you we're going to like you masculinity we got tig over here the movie looks better and funnier the movie doesn't even see it i said it looks dumb did you watch it no no i always talking to you exactly i said i watched 10 minutes of schindler's list and now i understand the holocaust much more than 10 minutes of this one though this was better than that but zack snyder was the thing and he said he was it was just to be clear army of the dead is better than schindler's for sure okay and zack snyder said it was a no-brainer to replace crystalia he said that was not ev that was an obvious choice that would replace him after the after his scandal so there are certain things like harvey weinstein forever cancellation chrisley forever cancellation there are certain people you know underage stop stop messing with underage people that's it you know like don't feed them alcohol don't force them into having sex don't be verbally abused don't you know they're simple rules yeah sexting no armpits for people under 18. james charles shout out here james here here's a grown man's armpit what dan you don't like what you see i'm just gonna have to blur that too sexy good for you james there was a photo of bryce hall when he was like 16 with james charles and james charles commented on that and daddy when he was 16. i was like real sick [ __ ] that's what i'm saying okay i want to talk about positivity we're positive no um no but i'm just i'm trying to raise my energy levels okay so here let me let's just go through uh so trisha you were in a okay can you tell me the educational value of this this is your tick tock in a classroom i love it i haven't seen this i think but yeah but like what's the educational value here can somebody explain that i'm just killing it in the world why are you in a classroom doing king tut i i mean this was an iconic talk i think like here is the most egregious example of cultural appropriation we've ever seen no i am not appropriating that culture i bought their likes here they're like here is how to go no i have a little bit of egyptian in me actually really how much yeah i think like like maybe two percent don't you have like two percent of everything when you go far enough back it might be more than two percent maybe it was like i remember seeing egyptian on that i don't know i don't want to quote anything but i do i did have a little egyptian of me so romney malek and me could be related i just want to know why are they doing this to these kids what are these kids is this is this detention this is after school detention like it or not you know i've been around for a minute you know i've been like the beginning oh why are you in school i'm being institutionalized they're like this is how you do tick-tock institutionalized all right isn't that when you get arrested and you spend your life in prison i don't know um i i was no institutionalized it's not a word like where you like it is a word okay thank you okay so trish is in the classroom 101. the new uh it's a new uh it's a pre-recreate class moses was like i want to look at tic-tacs and bed i'm like i want to see your dick doc in my bed you said that to him nice let's see that dick talk let's see that dick talk dick talk isn't that funny pretty funny trisha oh ew i hate this okay then another little quick update kevin spacey got a roll again but wait he's playing a pedo hunting detective i see you kevin i know who you are we like to have it started by saying we liked kevin's well before all this like american beauty he was like such a good actor like of course everyone loved him but this is a perfect example jerry seinfeld of how you can't differentiate art between the artists what did kevin do he was like he was like essaying a young actor or something r worded uh the r word anthony rap from rent oh my goodness and a lot of ben platt okay huh i don't know i was like does it have a correlation i don't think it has a correlation you said something about broadway i thought it been planned anthony rapp um yeah i guess i think he r-worded anthony rapp oh boy when he was a young boy and so he's and no one believed him that anthony that you know so he kind of got a little bit blacklisted from um like so how does kevin get a role as a pedo hunting detective is this because it's the only role available to him they're like wouldn't it be funny they're like wait wouldn't it be funny kevin spacey if you played a detective hunting pedos imagine that ah imagine it i feel like this has like bill gates written all over it but like i feel like woody allen could get a role if he played a child molester um he's like i have a movie for you it's perfect a dude who r words his own daughter go oh i like the director hands you know i don't think it's perfect for you woody i think i think this is like propaganda right i think someone is trying to like make it like hey look like this could happen being falsely accused trying to make it seem like he was cute you know what he means so he's hunting a pedo hunter who was falsely accused i was like okay kevin oh no i see you how is he not permanent but you know what i mean this should be a permanent cancellation you know like beyond frenemies that should be like cnn this dude gave him a role and now we're talking about it i guess if you don't care about anything i i care about it i care about it too do you think more people watch this than cnn then cnn yeah maybe maybe cnn doesn't get that many views right then they get like a million on like their top rated show so yeah we crushed cnn this is [ __ ] cnn for news i mean why do you ask can we put a disclaimer on that like don't come to us for a news like i just haven't oh no you know what i mean i know exactly what i'm talking about you do oh yeah h3 don't come to fredericksburg come to frenemies for news and whatever else you're looking for can i also make a clarification and disclaimer for the rest of my life like anything i say about politics i'm ignorant don't listen to me the rest of your life yeah i'm so stupid like people cancel me they're trying i was getting cancelled over the weekend and i didn't even know what i was talking about so just i apologize for anything i don't talked about israel palestine i don't know what i'm talking about i think i know what i'm talking about just but you know what people wanted me to speak up and then i spoke up and i feel like she's a dumbass no no no not that way yeah and i was like i don't know what i'm doing oh you misunderstood that so far they go trisha speak up about israel palestine so trisha goes to instagram and goes and then defends israel because i see i follow a lot of people and i was just like they're like no no no no no not that way i just don't want any hate but it's never like okay always matter and i just thought i was doing a good thing saying like every nobody should get hate to support people but i don't know what's happening well yeah i think i saw what you posted it was a bad thing no i think i think it was not the right time okay but i get your point there's a lot of anti-semitism right now and it's good to be aware of it and speak out okay well that's all i was saying i don't think that's what they meant it's because palestine's being like bomb but i said what's happening in palestine's horrific and i don't even grasp i can't even grasp it so i'm sorry i really just don't know anything and maybe don't don't encourage me to speak up you know maybe other influencers should speak up i don't think i should don't yeah tristan should not be sharing her political issues i hear what is wrong with you guys why are you asking christian to share thoughts with political issues you know you do though so many people were like talk about this and i was like i don't know what's happening and even when i tried to educate that and like listen you just you know i don't know what's happening so i was i just want to be one of the female wiggles what's a wiggle a wiggle i want to be her so bad the wiggles fruit salad yummy yummy another broadway thing you should know the wiggles it's a little boy it's for a little yeah it's like a little yeah bring up the wiggles what's a wiggle yellow trippy balls bro talking about wiggles oh she's yeah can we dress up as the wiggles well let me unders see what they are first you'll love them just wiggle them just wiggle that's it wiggles the wiggles yeah i'm surprised theodore doesn't want it it's like a little kid's thing big red car we'll travel near and we'll travel far [ __ ] are these [ __ ] no they put a female one in there okay aren't they australian yeah oh you know what's up you wanna dress as them no we'll perform for theodore that'd be fun he would like he doesn't even know who they are doesn't know the wiggles are do you want to pick up for real we talked about that can i be the boy scout i'll be the puppy boy scout and he can be the old man oh of up yeah that sounds like the premise of something i don't want to be involved in the boy scout and the old man i'm sorry trisha i'm not i'm not getting involved is it problematic the way you describe it also the green hat does not go today with your ally but okay yeah if you want to look ill they put green on them how do i look you said i look good thank you well a little sickly what the heck okay okay let's take the hat off james charles i just my hair is getting a little unruly oh can i tell you what i want to do i want to start exercising every morning right now i'm doing two sessions a week with my trainer one hour i want to start doing it every morning and then here's something else i want to do start tapering off antidepressants wow that's i'm scared though why why just because you think well i've been on them for a while now and i think maybe maybe it's time i'm supportive of that i mean i'm supporting people on it but like i got off mine and i like i felt better but that was just me personally no i i think the antidepressants helped me in a lot and like they helped me so much in a lot of ways yeah yeah but i but i just think maybe i don't know that i'm trying i want to be on it my whole life i don't think they are supposed to be for your whole i mean they can be but i think also like some people just need it temporarily for whatever but maybe you're getting like serotonin from working out like are you feeling better about yourself you know yeah i think the exercising helps a lot with like self-confidence and self-worth that's and if i can lose the weight actually and i know being off antidepressants will help lose the weight yeah but if i can actually lose the weight i feel like my self-confidence in my but like you know i'm afraid of going back to being so irritable which was my problem before i started anti-depressants did you talk to your doctor what did he say is he like weaning you off like a little little dosage i'm going to talk to my psychiatrist about it i stopped and i don't remember this i'm not psychologists don't listen to me but i stopped cold turkey but i don't know that's the thing you should do well i don't know where you want it for losses i've been on for like two hours no i wasn't i was only six months oh yeah yeah okay i was on for like six months and i like one yeah you're not supposed to do that no but you felt better immediately you just went right off it that's yeah medical advice by the way really bad medical advice for me personally i was very like i literally had suicidal thoughts all the time on it was very weird like when i was driving the car thinking let me just go oh you should you should discontinue immediately if that's the case but with the doctor's supervision no my doctor was trying to like wean me off and i was like you know let me just yeah i know better every day i was like let me dumb a psychiatrist how much school have you had 12 years no no again my experience only but like every time i'd get in the car i would think of what i could crash into i was like i want to crash in that person i'm going to crash into that tree and then as soon as the medication but as soon as i was off of it i was like not thinking those things anymore so i don't know i you know look the the antidepressant has side effects of course you know they affect you in different ways i think i might have been misdiagnosed maybe it wasn't like depression i think it might have been something you know what i mean like i just think maybe it was a mistake no i don't know there was something crossing because i was on medication like i'm supposed to did you try that i don't really know because i should maybe shouldn't hang on it yet because it's also kind of like an experimental not experimental but it's like in the beginning phases sort of thing the new medicine or it's approved okay so wait let me ask you yeah yeah so you st so how long have you been taking the new medicine it's like two three weeks that's a good amount of time to start getting therapeutic value i don't know if it's like changing me or if i'm like what's that placebo effect where you're just like i think i'm changing because i'm on this medication or do you think it's a real drug it may be real well you are taking a real medicine so it's not placebo it could be because sometimes they say it takes what like two months or so yeah yeah so i'm like i think i'm getting better you know well that's great i mean if you feel better at all then then that's great right yeah well i don't really hear like talking in my head as much anymore that's a huge win mm-hmm right but is that like placebo again where i'm just like i'm taking a pill no more voices and the voices are stopping well well you are taking a real medicine so you know probably not i told them to stop one day i was just like stop and they stopped i wish i could do that to my depression no no i know i sound crazy i'm diagnosed crazy i'm legitimately like i wish i could just be like stop maybe try it be firm with yourself be firm with your depression be like you know what stop right now we're done with this today i think the way to beat my depression is just like hard work self-care taking care of myself to making the right choices i think that's that'll make the big decision maybe frenemies twice a week oh [ __ ] i think that's going to make me put me on [ __ ] the cliff no i'm pumped i'm pumped well what we are doing is we're gonna be doing vlogs every other week we're back tomorrow we're filming one tomorrow no spoilers but i think we'll be out on thursday oh you don't want to spoil you want to spoil it we can should we tell no don't spoil okay spoil don't spoil it's fun oh no spoiled it's something in public don't interfere with us don't fear that because we're like we're like cavemen you know when the aliens come they say don't interfere with the life yeah like pavements don't interfere i get yeah okay speaking of pedals anyway i'm really excited to try that i think i'm just gonna go for it you seem happier and honestly like i'm gonna try working out every day too not every day but at least like a couple times because i was feeling so good when i was working out too and you inspire me and even i don't lose weight like at least feeling good like i feel like i'm working my body and i'm not gonna die because yeah cause like my pro i get these things a lot is like at night especially there's just like so much self-clothing about like you [ __ ] pig you're so fat you're not doing anything about it you're so weak that's a nighttime thing that happens a lot people and i meet you and now you get like dark and depressed and then i go tomorrow i'm gonna conquer the day and then it's like the same thing me every day and at night it's like that i'm such a [ __ ] douche i'm so weak i can't do any you know yeah my eating i'm like that to my eating is like i'm like i'm not going to eat anything tomorrow which is so bad it's like a disorder but and then i eat and i'm like oh you have no self control you piece of [ __ ] yeah you gotta eat though eat your meals eat you know eat when you're hungry into eating that's why food food addiction is such a [ __ ] it's because you can quit heroin cold turkey but you can't quit eating i'd rather eat you gotta [ __ ] eat to live for sure as far as i know some people say you just have to breathe air water you've seen that [ __ ] no who said that some weird gurus are like i just breathed bruh really yeah i want to get on that they they almost died of starvation how do you breathe okay they found out they were sneaking food really yeah there's a whole investigation into them oh my god never sneaking food i heard that about gandhi he used to sneak food too gandhi probably hungry as [ __ ] he used to sneak food they're like he didn't go as fast he was like sneaking food i was like oh [ __ ] he's skinny legend though rest in peace yeah for sure rest in peace to he was like cheating too he was like with multiple women and stuff he's always having like sex with people dude it's amazing how dudes just like every powerful guy is just [ __ ] everybody what is that why do you think that is it's just like what i think it's part of the personality of these like super driven people yeah that they just like have this urge to i brought i don't really know i think it's like an insecure thing i think it's like they were getting out of the power like they get like power horny you know what i mean like oh i got all this power i can [ __ ] anybody now just like all the yeah yeah i don't know i'm not sure i've been with a lot of like sex addicts and stuff like that and i don't know what there's something wrong with them no no peace and love but you know sex addiction i've known a few sex addicts that's like one of the most destructive addictions there is because you really can't it's like it's like anything like you can't help yourself all your relationships it's super destructive to everyone you sleep with a lot of them people that you sleep with it's just it's super fun oh yeah it's really bad but like get help i had a really close friend in israel who was a sex addict and it like destroyed his family and they were like so yeah but they were like such they were like such a good couple and a beautiful child and it was just like [ __ ] yeah i think i think for cause i think i was sex at one point i think it's like an insecure thing like i really do think i was a sex editor one more right have sex like six times a day with like different people like it was crazy like i was on tinder and i really like for me i don't know maybe i wasn't a sex addict but i do i did feel like i was and i was just like to me it was like this really like it was a validation you felt like love for like an hour like someone loved you for like an hour i don't know that's what but i don't know maybe it's different for me but no i know what you mean i mean um yeah you want to feel sexy and like wanted and then like that's how i thought was like going about it so i was like that for like a really long time it was like crazy that makes sense anyways i don't know but hey hey like it's cool you seem pretty monogamous now though like you are like not wanting to do like scenes with other people well i mean always in a relationship i was but yeah i was always when i was but the thing is i used to be like addicted to sex and relationship i'd want like six times a day because i thought that was the only way to get attention from my partner like it was so now like being in a like a normal relationship i was like oh like he'll give me attention even if i'm not having sex with him that's interesting yeah well i mean that makes sense because i mean it's like you've had these relationships these these unconventional relationships with sex your whole life yeah and that should [ __ ] you up for sure alfred and you don't think it does that's why it's so destructive when these [ __ ] up adults [ __ ] with kids and it's so unforgiving i get so mad even older men with like young girls like 18 years like i don't there was like anyways i'm not gonna get into it but like i did see an influencer who was 18 and now she's like 23 and she goes i'm like in deep therapy for like talking about yeah whatever i don't want to be that person that harps on it but but it is destructive when like your own 40 year old men are with like trying to get with 18 year olds who don't want it who think oh maybe i need it for power or clout or whatever you know it's like it's [ __ ] up women think that it's like normal to use sex as like a tool and that [ __ ] everybody up i get really pissed about because i didn't think it [ __ ] me up until i realized it did it now when i see that [ __ ] i'm like oh i'm like one guy like whatever she's like 18 but it's like no they're still not fully developed no 18 is a really but then under 18 it's even more [ __ ] up so when i read that disposition with christianity that's why i come from him so hard like no one talks about where he come from whenever the disposition of that 17 year old and the abuse and like the psychological abuse the like this meanness yeah she was 17. i mean that's good dan that's a good impression right she was 17. i mean come on jim carrey a little bit though oh that was good though that was good uh not cool what am i supposed to do not [ __ ] her no but he's you know whatever i apologize to people i came hard for if they're looked i shouldn't make my people's looks last week people were i was upset i get triggered i get triggered i make fun feels like i'm not gonna do anymore it's not cool it's not fine i had a horrible week last week because i was talking in front of people's looks at a horrible week last week i'm sorry it all comes back yeah i'm only holding people accountable who do the who do bad things to minors and speaking of people who did bad things to minors james charles is back on social media when did he come back he posted for his birthday now yesterday was it i believe and um you will not believe the amount of support he's getting his smile though which is like a lot it's a lot happening in this photo with the cupcake and the and the dog look at it like pick it apart well we can because he he's he's sexting boys and getting away with it underage so what's this dude what's this key to probably the dungeon where he keeps all the 17 year old armpit hair yep correct dancer oh yeah james is his bad knee he just is you know so this post got just apologized to dixie emilio i'm really sorry people keep bringing up the dicks now you're right i i should have made fun of her for the snail thing i appreciate it i was just being you know i saw everyone doing it i was like okay whatever and your music's you good you're like 19 you're like killing it i know she doesn't care cause she's like killing it but you're killing it i love your show i'd love to be on dixie early late show i like that about the the the charlotte dixie i didn't i'm sorry they're not really problematic they don't like they like were mean that you got exchanges but like as far as people on the internet go like they're nice they weren't even the meanest like james was mean like he started jumping in the dixie carly thing psycho and i was like okay but yeah i apologize i really do like her show she has a really late show that has a by the way her says bomb why can't we get a set like hers they got like crazy familiar god where i we need to get that anyway they got the meliobox i hope they cut james charles out because i like the demilios i like your music well you know um uh bella porch cut him out of here build a [ __ ] but there was smoker on his face did you see that well there was other things she cut him out of and then they couldn't confirm do you want to say that yeah it's confirmed people are talking about all over the internet she didn't say anything though well whatever she cut him out that's good yeah she's she's like you know bye but i love how they put smoke over his face in fact can you can you find that i want to find the smoke scene can you put more smoke over they're like oh it's so smoky i can't see that and then the smoke follows him it's like oh there's so much smoke they probably had to pay an extra 10 000 for that effect to smoke him out so yeah that's very good for you did you ever talk about the connection to that or no you guys don't talk about it we don't have to what connection nevermind to the [ __ ] oh that ela was invited i can talk she would have been cool in that video i don't know whatever it was just a short notice i mean yeah bella invited eli to be one of the builders no i know i know i was like because they're like friends with her and stuff that i didn't know that i just thought it was cool that she got asked i was like an iconic yeah it would have been really cool now that i've seen the video and no but at the time she's like it was like a last minute no she's like we need like 12 hours and neil was like you know he looks busy as [ __ ] yeah no i know but it was i like that video i like it it's good i like it too i'm glad that they blurred out they didn't put them in the credits either well he wasn't in it you got smoked [ __ ] i thought mia cleaves behind the scenes they had to wear these itty bitty body suits oh she would have killed she would look good she would have been like oh my god oh showing so much yeah because she's not really really yeah but of course she would look good yeah yeah so anyway james's post got 2 million likes so she should be in a queen tarantino movie gila okay oh can we also clarify the it's moses says hila so i've been saying hila but she said on your h3 that it could be either way yeah okay people will be like trish is disrespecting me like he literally says hila all the time i like ela too i like both but i okay sorry i just want to clear for that because in israel people call her gila yeah or they say yeah that's what i'm gonna say i like it okay did you say happy birthday i thought it said ethan okay so he got two million likes so like he's fully like he's fully sw embraced you know people don't give a [ __ ] but here's the crazy part so there's tons of verified accounts wishing him happy birthday saying we miss you and [ __ ] now let's just remind you that james was sexting like 17 fans like 12 of which were under age going as young as 14. yeah gross and the fact that there's the top comments the underage and the fans that's so much manipulation and power play oh yeah the dm's are like super gross dude okay so who do you know any of these people hung van gogh who's that i don't know no idea they look fake like that one's like lindsay lohan's picture or something do you know who any of these people are okay hope you're okay we miss you he's like okay no no i guess you like supporting [ __ ] like predators seriously this is like one gabrielle do you know any of these people no but i love roxanne you have the audacity to post yeah that one is a lot like shout out to roxanne lmao wait i thought there was more there weren't really many check marks um and interestingly also jason nash has the same birthday as james charles i don't know if you wanted to wash him a happy birthday happy birthday jason i am really sorry for making fun of your looks i still think you're a piece of [ __ ] but i shouldn't have come for your face right i believe you said he looked like a dead [ __ ] i take that back that was mean you said he looked like he was dead in the eyes um that might be a soul-searching thing he did look dead behind the eyes that was not about his look so you stand by the the dead in the soul we take back the horse i think like the horse the dead horse you don't look like a dead horse i was triggered by your by you and i shouldn't have watched it but happy birthday because honestly you deserve a happy birthday you mean that yeah i feel bad for him right now i think things are tough so happy birthday okay all right so we get a merciful happy birthday to jason i should have said his face looks like dog poop or whatever i said you said you said a dead horn a dead [ __ ] i'm sorry that was bad i felt bad it was a little mean i was triggered you took i was going back in time to eat all the chicken nuggets he's like you ate ten chicken nuggets that's all i was thinking of in that moment i was thinking like i've seen a lot of the clips of him food shaming you yeah i had an eating disorder after that i was like jason why are you dating someone who like loves to eat it's like pray right right and then like shame her i saw him make some really nasty comments to you about like you would look good if you lost 10 pounds yeah yeah yeah you look good in a size you'd always say that he's like oh i think you're gonna just try and get hot after we break up and lose some weight i'm like okay i feel like i'm pretty high gained it gained it but uh whatever man i wish a while they're coming back in june david and jason are coming back with views in june they'll be fine everybody's fine nobody cares about anything you know i might think and let me just say that's not well over because i'm on a high right now i'm on a manic high so i'm going to try and keep it there but just real quick i want to say like yes i have to have my past and i'm like i i don't try and hang on people's past but if you can't even like acknowledge like david at least acknowledged twice that he did something wrong right but like jason can't even acknowledge the situations at hand that were talked about you know with all these things with like you know tana's in therapy you know seth with his thing like all this [ __ ] you can't even like acknowledge it yeah just accountability goes a long way and that's what i was trying to say it's like i try and hold people accountable because everyone should be held at the same standard of being accountable for their actions i wonder if jason is not speaking on it publicly because there's like lawyers involved maybe i don't know that i'm just speculating because what he jason's been accused of an actual like essay and so maybe for him admitting like oh that was bad or something is like his lawyers like don't do that i guess if there's a lawsuit happening but if he did something bad admit it i don't know at least have redemption in your soul that's why i was saying the soul behind his eyes is then right but yeah i don't know i just trisha may forgive you but god doesn't i can't make that i cannot do it we just sealed that i can't say what god's gonna do but did you see that one guy who murdered a an orthopedic like someone like james charles he like murdered the guy and he's like i don't have a right to judge him but i like only god does but i gave him like a fast pass to that judgment did you see that no what was that someone recently i don't know i mean you know that's good he didn't judge him i remember the story of a dad who killed the dude who r-worded his daughter and the judge didn't even sentence him to jail they just gave him like probation whoa was that texas i don't know florida probably yeah i don't know okay let's move it on texas and florida ma'am they do [ __ ] different there boy like for example here's a speaking of florida i wanted to show you this oh there's weird high school there's this high school in florida and um thank you very much i'm a professional that was good and they in the yearbook images they the parents and students noticed oh it's scary that the they had edited out cleavage on the girls from the 80s like okay look at this no no this just happened so like by the way i don't know if you could even call this cleavage but this is what she showed and then this is what they photoshopped and they're like what the [ __ ] the family showed up and they're like what is going on here so they go here that much whatever and then here's a girl like oh oh well a little cleaner photoshop than this one of these that's now cleavage though like i'm sorry when did we turn into these puritanical [ __ ] losers they can't even see a little bit of a well is it is it a puritanical school is it a christian school like what kind of school i think it's a public school based on how they're dressing that's crazy public schools by i wasn't like that though they like they were they told me i couldn't show my arms i was like fat and so i was like the only person who couldn't show my arms and had like a little they thought oh you're so lucky no it wasn't even that so i have like a little bit of no i have a fat in between my boob and my armpit is that cycle i just made that up they told me it was side move i'm like that's just fat in my arms excuse me they've never let me wear sleeveless like i always had to have sleeves down here when everyone else yeah schools are wild man they wouldn't let us in my high school they wouldn't let us wear hats because they thought it was part of gang association i was like i was like everybody wears [ __ ] well you are ventura county you know there was no gang members at my high school dude we should go visit your high school should we go over to your high school and visit it and see what it's like and like take a year and a day in the life of ethan as a high schooler no okay why would i want to do that you weren't in high school high school was fine but i'm not like going to run back and be like remember me you go up to all your teachers remember me like the same teachers who have been like living miserably teaching these [ __ ] pieces of [ __ ] and getting paid nothing and then they gotta deal with all these school kids coming back be like you remember me they're like no i don't remember you i teach a billion people maybe we could do our field day there like our track and field competition at your high school that'd be fun are we gonna do that let me think about it remember i suggested we do some hurdles i used to be hurdles all right i can jump a hurdle i can do it i'm trying to jump some hurdles and what's the other one the marathon where you like relay with the baton race i can do that how about the uh pole vault i never did that is that a thing uh yeah in high school really damn anyway um like i'm sorry freaks like and then this one like what they're just they're conservative maybe i don't know you know i don't know i don't see anything like terrible with it so they wanted to cover up some cleavage you know bro they're not they're like dressed so conservatively they're ruining their photos but maybe especially this poor girl like i'm sorry what explain that one to your kids no it's whole [ __ ] but it's like you know whatever well they didn't tell them they didn't ask permission and they're like they did this to like the story is they did it to like um like 50 different people 150 different people let me see we got the story here 80 different photos were edited but here's a little controversy for you there's plenty of boys and speedos that were not edited so where's the oh like what do we think of this i mean look at this i mean fine i'm not yeah i'm just sick oh right the bulge well i don't know the guys are like practically naked by comparison why are these girls getting um yeah shame that's all that's been the world like guys you just show their nipples why can't i show my nipples like what the hell like so crazy right that's [ __ ] it is [ __ ] i mean it's [ __ ] supposed but i've noticed there's a there's a trend girls have stopped wearing bras have you noticed that i never wear a bra brawl as always why why should we be constricted restricted i didn't even know that a wire i didn't even know that bras were so uncomfortable no more wire bras no more wire hangers bras are awful right yeah they're so it's like the mask on your face like you just want to take it off and just think of a holding it's a it's a boulder shoulder strap kayla does she takes off her bra i won't even wear i just don't wear one just if you don't even wear one go braless it's 20 21. but i do feel like girls are not wearing bras anymore just something yeah because like why why why why why why why why hey god bless dude why wear a bra tell me why you wear a bra i don't know why exactly well okay so i correct me if i'm wrong this is this is like ethan explains why you wear a bra yeah okay well so first of all they think it's like helps them not drooping oh but yeah they said that's not true i feel like i've read that that's not the truth that broads don't prevent drooping there's probably truth to that because like think about your running and the day-to-day yes they probably do fall like i feel might have fallen and stuff like that so it probably does support it and some would argue you know back pain like you know especially mine like if i'm running i want it running or walking you need support especially if you got like bigger bigger ones love this know that they can get like really and i know because i've got like bees now going like a's and i feel that when i run i'm like oh [ __ ] you feel them well like if we're going to fasten my [ __ ] down if we're in target i'm like picking up lacroix or something i'll put a bra on because you know if you're bending over yeah it hurts like it hurts i guess but i don't like oh you put them on by lacroix yeah because that means i'm gonna bend down to get them and bring them up you know and i guess the other ring reason is to keep like your nipples from going crazy oh well that's a [ __ ] one then shirts yeah but who cares they're nipples i'm just get i don't i'm not i'm not giving a value judgment i'm just saying this is why yeah the other two reasons okay i can see whatever if you want to wear broadway i think just support because you have these big things going on there but i want to show these things going on here you know there you go god bless you there's only people that want to see him so it's like would you go on the joe rogan podcast if he asked you oh boy i would love to see you on there because like you always said what do you talk about i feel like he hates me no on friday's episode it was interesting because you're like all the comics go on they're like kisses ask us the ring as you said i was like oh that's so interesting so then i wondered if you would go on because like if i was on there i'd [ __ ] come back you know what i mean like if if it called to if i was like you know what if there's call to combat i'll come back but i don't think you're com you're not confrontational like that i don't think you come back so if he said why like the masked thing like oh my god why would you like wear mascara why would you have accidentally you're stupid oh just kiss the ring like if he's like you're young and healthy why are you getting vaccination you think i would just kiss the ring i don't know i don't know what you would do i don't know what you would do i don't but you're not confrontational either so what would you do like whatever you don't think i'm confrontational that's like the whole show no the whole premise of the world but i've seen you on other podcasts where you're very just kind of yeah because there's no confrontation okay and when i'm sitting with friends there's no confrontation we just shoot the [ __ ] we talk somebody's coming at me with some covet misinformation i'm gonna [ __ ] clap back yeah yeah big time there's another thing i kind of like debate him on because i have no idea about that that's also i feel it's like if he's trying to get into like i'm not here i can't debate you don't want to do a cover debate i don't think you're pretty sure you're pretty passionate about your covenants and he's pretty passionate about his covenants how they always be like because if he wants to debate covert he should get a scientist on not me not a representative you know what i mean no but i feel like he's kind of he's also like not an expert you know what i mean so it's like two non-experts like just going at it about we talked about joe rogan our last step because he he slammed ela yeah i saw that i was wondering if like you would go on there um i don't know interesting i don't think he'll ever invite me because i feel like he doesn't like me would you go on like a bench of hero podcast no he's all he's ben shapiro is always trying to collab with me and i've always said oh really i feel like all those conservative guys hate me now because like they thought i was one of them for a long time really is that you were conservative or they thought i was just like cool edgy independent guy and then when like ben shapiro kept trying to get me on his show and trying to come on my show and i was like nah [ __ ] that someone told me i love her ben shapiro i'm like i don't know what he does you look like just like benchmark not look sounds like she reminds me of ben shapiro and i was like what is he like political i don't know how do you what about you is vengeance i'll screenshot that i don't even know him i just want to both talk really fast he talks super fast really that's kind of his thing okay let's move on because we're okay and then the adrian kicked back hook is the [ __ ] we got we're running out of time let's do meme okay yeah okay but who's adrian real quick i don't care about it i don't care to know about it it's kind of a funny story so adrian kickback is some random dude who posted on tick tock here of the video it was a random guy just some random dude who posted a tick tock he was like yo come through i'm having a birthday party at this time of this event like a super small account not expecting anything and then all these tick talkers were like i'll be there dude here's the original tick tock it was just this i love that adrian kickback location uh huntington beach at the fire pits date may 22 bring your own e what's e c i think in this case everything bring it up bring it on everything i was like ecstasy they're gonna have a wild ass bites are two hundred dollars a piece our wedding invites and we're inviting like 250 people how much money is that just for the just for the invitation bro that's how much we paid per head me and ela on our wedding in israel we paid 350 dollars per person for the wedding oh really you're spending almost as much just on the invitation what's what am i getting like a watch no yeah you're getting a box it's a it's a package it's a box yeah yeah i was getting everyone's addresses i told dan again what's your address at your table wait are all the guys getting invited well i don't know anybody else but i guess i can i don't know that's awkward now just dan i like that i just know diane because i see him every week yeah bring down him down yeah no i'm i'm that'll be being thrilled to come really because you know when you see something in israel people are not like i don't know why we're like worrying about their own oh but we are doing and make a plan right now in israel because you don't know that that's true well we already paid so much but anyways it's like we're trying to sink into that [ __ ] so far we've put like 18 000 in but but maui maui for sure is happening this year by the way we haven't told you but it's for sure happening so wait you're having one in l.a and one in maui yeah i want to go to maui it's for sure i got a box for that wait a minute can i go to that one yeah no honestly come we we blocked out the it's like the hotel's bouge it's amazing so we gotta like let you know we should shoot can i shoot a vlog so we can like pay for the trip no a frenemy's vlog or my wedding oh but not like oh is that not good that's no good this is like a lot oh you already have a [ __ ] reality show it's not like i was like i was like whoa maybe trisha wants privacy and then i was like wait you're talking with a reality show to make a video for each wedding it's just like a lot of weddings like already happening there's a lot happening because it's like bougie like it's a bougie wedding okay i'll be there we're doing festivities like you don't even know no pictures no pictures no videos i get you i get your trip we can't if it's not like a sit down like we planned something i don't whatever i'll be there whatever it is you get you get [ __ ] if you guys get married in the pit where saddam hussein was caught i'll be there it's going to be really fun um you can break theater if you want or not whatever you want uh we'll see probably leave them with my parents okay because uh we have a little kids we have someone just because logistically when you bring a kid it changes everything yeah yeah it's all about him it's no longer about trisha and moses being married it's more well there's other kids coming so that's fine i don't expect it to all be about me i want it to be all about you ken moses by the way who's my brother-in-law too yeah yeah all about me you're not the only person getting married i feel like it sometimes but he's great he is so supportive of it yeah cause daddy osmond you know we want we're getting close to having him at our wedding and i was just like are you [ __ ] the deal with donald trump yeah and i was like well maybe hopefully he's not well we're in there but [ __ ] donnie just take the offer but then i was like i asked him like do you think he let me sing with him like i want to do a duet [ __ ] no why wouldn't he light you you already paid why did you care he do us with the sisters okay i'll pay the full price but can i do it with you he's like excuse me [ __ ] [ __ ] you i don't let anyone sing with me me and moses are sitting at the wedding we're singing a song together too i can't wait i'm gonna get trashed i don't get trashed anymore like i have not gotten drunk in like a decade i'm going to trash your wedding yeah it's not going to be cute oh you're like family though you guys oh my god are you okay yeah i'm okay yeah you're gonna have like family people there's so many places to see you're like family oh yeah you have to just family okay there's a lot happening okay cool and your mom's gonna be there that's gonna be super fun it's a family affair okay can't wait i'll bring my own ecstasy as well well the invitation did not cost 200 that's why i made me think of my invitation i can't wait to see this invite bro it's dope it better be amazing it's it's insane there's so many things in the box it plays music and there's like sand yeah it's really cool you guys still get as far as you can go for wedding invites i feel like yeah ours is going to be the boogies that you can get i'm like i don't care what you want you invited how many people 230. so 200 times 230. so you guys are spending just on the invites alone 50 000. yeah but maybe that's why people need to go buy subway merch so i can oh yeah don't worry that's sad by march time you got close to covering that [ __ ] i don't even think i'm gonna profit that video cost me like a hundred thousand i think i'll laugh [Laughter] what the [ __ ] i'm just living the dream i'm doing my own this [ __ ] doesn't care about making money just don't i don't i honestly have no idea well you would think if you're selling merch you would be at least do crunching some numbers be like okay i'm going to make a little bit of i don't want to make any i think you're going to lose money yeah that's probably 100 000. but it was fun to make the video that's all that matters okay so buy it and help us support i don't know what the next daddy osmond i don't know oh yeah buddy just help me buy pay for donny osmond can i sing with donnie no it's my wedding yeah sing with donnie no no no can we do a vlog with donnie his show is opening in vegas august 31st he's coming back solo it's the first time in four years that he's been back by himself can we go literally zoned out what can we do can we do a frenemies vlog with donnie osmond in vegas if i can sing with him at your wedding no how about in the vlog you can sing can i do can mean ila do a like uh renew our vows after you no i don't think so i'm just kidding i'm just trying to [ __ ] up your wedding you should oh my god you should renew can either wear a wedding dress yeah that is the vibe everyone's wearing white she can wear her wedding dress yeah a straight up wedding but when my friend texted me the other day is like can i wear my body or something yeah that's weird yeah if your friend shows up in a wedding dress she's weird with peace in the world everyone's wearing the girls have to wear white i thought you're supposed to make your bridesmaids dress as ugly as possible no they're going to be booze they're going to be still like putrid green dress no it's going to be white silk it's going to it's going to be dope because my my dress is so extravagant and so it's so cool people are like whoa damn i'm i feel honored that i'm invited to this it's gonna be quite an event of course you're the whole reason that we're getting married if it wasn't for you yeah so let me sing with donnie can i officiate the wedding no we don't no but you said you said on the episode where we talked about moses you said uh he'll want to [ __ ] you but not want to marry you and now did i say that yes oh that was rude to me well i'm not going to say that you're wrong there's so many clips of it on tic tac i said you moses would want to [ __ ] you yeah marry you didn't you say that yeah he'll you know he'll definitely he's kind of like he'll we could probably [ __ ] he's like yeah he'll probably find a [ __ ] you but not marry you no proven wrong that was mean it's all over yeah you weren't mean i was talking no but not a bad way i was mean too but the producer i was talking to today she's like you know i was like but you know what the difference is now you have grown there is so much growth from you people always talk about my girl because i'm crazy and all aloud but your growth is also really good a little bit so thank you to trish uh thank i just thanked you oh okay got you okay okay so can i be the flower girl no how can i make this about me [Laughter] can i can i can i uh skydive during the ceremony no okay all right we're indoors so okay meme game meme game all right let's do the meme game me me me me me me all right ian bring out ian bring out the [ __ ] [Laughter] oh thank you ian he said ian said it's just a link on your computer i don't think we'll have time for that one but that's good for next i was a superhero on stanley show who wants to be a superhero as miss limelight oh i never even explained what this was the uh adrian kickback so anyway everyone on tick tock came over to huntington beach just for like a meme they're like oh we're going to adrian's kickback and it turned into like a riot actually yeah there was like rioters there and like riot police came out it was like a whole show oh is that why we're not seeing what we're doing tomorrow because there might be a riot probably because you're ready just had ethan we're a duo on this one yeah i wish dan's right we shouldn't say what it is okay can we cook at benny hannah too you want to see some footage can we be bunny hannah chefs oh just that would be fun to cook for but like they don't know and we're just like the worst chefs like eggs flying everywhere i'd be a good job but okay no you wouldn't go off king you you can do egg tricks excuse me yes i've done it before i've been able to do [ __ ] i have a vlog that's a bunny unless it's drowning in butter you can't cook it that's how you beat me i'm still bitter what i did beat you you're right damn so here's what it turned into i love butter and here's the riot police dispersing crowds it was like a whole [ __ ] show bro adrian adrian had a hell of a kickback dude they're stomping cars flipping cars funny it's funny though yeah yeah it's a little scary except for the writing yeah but for all this dude was just trying to have a little get together from hamilton like people are rioting people in france no no no no if you give them a chance it's from hamilton you know yeah that was about adrian's kickback incidentally anyway that's it let's do the meme game let's do the meme game okay so here's how it works i am going to show you a meme without a template first you're going to try to guess you're a meme without attempting and what is it oh i can't believe you said that about me thank you dan you got it [Laughter] okay so the first one is arthur's fist i've seen it oh i want to thank philip and know your meme for helping us put this together wait that's the game he's he's the guy creating know your meme no he has the website know your man he just works there oh he works there but yeah he reached out there's fists so what do you think this is used to convey anger yes that's it okay really i mean right but the funny thing is that is that a meme that's like literal the funny thing is that it's from arthur the children's show well anyway he's just the sweet guy in the show and apparently the author of the show got really upset that people were using it in this world oh my god makes it even funnier people are so crazy wait what was he doing in the show i watched the clip i think he was actually angry in the show so people can be angry that's a human emotion like yeah he's ready to throw down he he he he's practicing domestic abuse no he's right he's right he's not kidding actually dead ass all off the cliff yeah it's like that means you can't lie i'm like i literally thought oh my god can you pull the clip that ass stop deadass the clip that triggers me you said it i know and i got triggered i went backwards david be like i'm gonna turn your ass into debt i'm gonna try because he tries to kill all his friends i'm gonna try to turn your ass in the dead ass i'm gonna turn you from an alive ass to a dead [Laughter] here's the clip geez i can't breathe here's the clip okay yeah when i watched this i was like why is he mad he was actually just angry that's him what is he a little beaver or what oh no what did i use this clip is kind of iconic he slaps the [ __ ] out of his sister actually they're just kids okay but why are you good boy she was [ __ ] around she wasn't listening to headquarters sound barrier broken what's my next mission general you have to slap this [ __ ] out of here he's having a good time right now [Music] did you even read the directions it didn't one to the kisser bro why is the creator getting angry you literally showed domestic abuse and breeding brother and sister he brought it down he brought the thunder you saw the clouds started going gray and [ __ ] so he's literally angry why is she mad that that's the meme but it's angry she should be angry if he's like fisting somebody you know like in a sexual way okay i get that he's five but like if he's angry and he's angry in the show what's the problem i'm [ __ ] safe fisting sexually how's that you don't know what fisting is i know what fisting is but i don't see how you draw that from this cause he's making a fist and i get it i don't is that how you fist people you go yeah one shot see how much your knuckles can get up there what's the deepest someone's been in you i i haven't been fisted okay i'll just ask you okay sorry just the candles i thought you might i'm sorry stop maybe bring that up next time you see my mother be like did you ever get fisted how many fists do you get on your ass okay fair enough whatever all right so make a make a um so what what do you make i'm so angry so make a caption my minds i'm so angry just i'm so angry i what else would it be okay what was your caption i'm so angry and then mine is did you do you know this one when you're dumb [ __ ] sister no i'm kidding well it's literal i guess literally yeah so that's fine um it would be let's see um i came up with mine in a second i knew it right away when the chicken wings arrive without ranch food that doesn't even make any sense okay what do you mean when the chicken wings arrive without ranch it's like you make a fist you're angry yeah i'm a break [ __ ] that's the meme um all right so here let me show you some examples what we eating for dinner food me don't get it me waiting for the water to boil oh okay well they put some pasta i didn't know we could put props into his hand i guess that's an evolutionary name well i can put a prop in his hand when you offer somebody food and they say yeah oh cause you didn't want to share it so don't offer it in the first place dummy then you're just being polite if you don't want to share don't offer it um why can't i zoom out now dan this is so cursed i can't zoom out no i literally can't zoom out so stupid um when they assume everyone is right-handed okay they flipped it yeah well i don't like this meme doesn't mean it's stupid so we don't like this meme let's pull up the means are you racist against aardvarks oh my god you guys have discord i'll be in that discord so here's trisha's meme wow oh my god i'm so angry can i post that how do i get that copy of that that's something i'll email it to you just say new frenemies yeah that's cute so that's tricia that looks dope it looks like a real one what if ian just makes all the memes of the internet tim because that looks like it that looks like that font well there's yeah that's crazy i know so wait okay so okay oh and then here's here's daddy ethan's no too long too many words when the chicken wings arrive without ranch way too many words don't understand it okay so dan's laughing go ahead guys i mean clearly trisha's doesn't even attempt well like most of trisha's memes hers has this like kind of anti-humor thing to it where it's it's so literal that it's funny um i i do like yours though ethan i think i'll help you it's like me asking moses you cannot [Laughter] moses has never crossed you okay i don't need an explanation we don't like sauce so we don't really moses says mine bro are you really doing mental gymnastics what does your preference for salt have to do with the quality of the meat we don't eat ranch with the chicken wings all right just give an answer moses go ahead i dare you i'm so angry okay okay ian your vote he said he's owning tricia so that that's true yeah but ian also like i think ian hates i can't me that i think he does you have to there's legitimate humor in there it's okay because you can feel it when you see the hand you can feel it moses that's the mean yeah you don't need the caption all right and not everything needs to be a fight why are we talking about trisha i knew you were gonna win because it's just such a [ __ ] but thank you dan for at least not thank you dan for being honest what a pull-up book can you do a poll can you do polls on youtube still or is that like an old thing remember you used to be able to do polls he always would do polls he's like here's a poll i think in the community the community posts you can do polls still yeah we can do a poll we are a philip it's probably better to just do it or audience interaction keep leave your thoughts in the comments no yeah he's like you know what i just hear your thoughts my thing is i don't want your thoughts keep your thoughts to yourself no comments please do me a favor don't leave a [ __ ] comment and watch it enjoy it i don't want to know what you thought you can leave a comment for me only if it's nice good luck i'm just saying people in the comments are mean that's why i say people were turning on me a little last week i'm sorry i apologize i'm an ignorant dumbass not good enough all right next one what can i do the next one is called distracted boyfriend oh i love this i love it already okay um okay i've seen it honestly you've seen this yeah this one's really popular i don't get these because there's so many parts to this now the background i think the background of this is that it's just one of those really corny stock photos yeah yeah for sure i did stock photo work that uh just picked up so what do you think this is meant to convey i've seen these and i really don't quite understand them i know there's three parts to them so i would can i just do it now so red shirt is palestine israel america okay is that good oh that's it yeah okay i think that was good palestine israel america there's three parts and it's all on the red sh no no okay palestine israel america wait which one is who's the guy which one is israel he's blue like the flag so she's palestine the guy's israel and the blues america yeah is that right i think that's pretty good i think it makes i mean i see what you're doing right so palestine so israel wants palestine and america is like eh but israel well america does support israel pretty pretty i don't know the logistics i went by okay okay plague flag i'm not sure if it makes sense logistically but all right all right all right cool you know i don't know okay here i go here i go okay okay okay here we go trisha's memes moses me i get that one oh i think you're gonna win i'd better [ __ ] win but i have political humor mine is so much better than yours got it all right well let's take a vote moses come see your ass down he can't see all right all right all right pissed at him oh my god he goes well i don't like sauce no we don't like sauce all of a sudden moses doesn't like sausage i've never tasted wrench all right you've got so let's pull them off that's not fair you use me and your meme you can use whatever you want in your man but i am a meme you can't use a meme and a meme you know what i mean here's trisha's okay i think that's pretty good palestine israel america no no i don't think so i think i don't know what i'm talking about i just kind of like it's i don't think it's three entities you know okay so here's trisha's kind of makes sense but not really i'll take it i was i was being political too you know so you don't even have to be funny though people go oh she's this is a humor okay yeah let's not try okay oh my god okay now here's a real meme okay this was good because i get it i got it right away this is memes moses ethan come on that's funny moses i agree that's a vote for me yes thank you i mean finally that's the first time moses ever voted for me for anything we've ever competed oh name one when have you ever voted for me for anything moses well i was only asked about the food and she was superior we did well there was something else we did too i think just the food cake the cake the cake yeah no that looks scary no so you got the vote you look scary your birthday's coming up though i'm already on the ropes you go you look scary to me oh i don't know i just say stuff like that i just repeat what people say what did i do i don't know i just say things i don't know i was thinking about your birthday i got your present so it's coming up june 24th right mm-hmm i'm so excited for it so we're gonna celebration 21st here in frenemies sounds great to me okay i'm excited i'm excited for you okay gemini next week we've got oh you know what's fun theodore's birthday his second birthday is coming up in june and we're going to disneyland next week that's exciting it's gonna be so fun yeah he'll love that he's gonna be like oh cause he's excited about everything he's like yeah you know that's gonna be something like like blue hair he's like blue you know he's so that's cool i wish i was a kid i just got excited about like colors that's a dope like so happy everything's fun he is always happy and i'm sitting there all depressed and sad and anxious and i'm like i'm like you're not like that though around him you're always happy you're always like ah let's go play you're very active like i feel like i want to be an active mom because i'm kind of fat so i feel like i just said go play but you're very active with him i try to be as as as possible yeah they say kids are the best weight loss so that's true he's a [ __ ] animal all right so distracted boyfriend we're 1-1 i love this i love this game whoever came up with a good job i believe it was ian's idea yeah ian is the best i mean honestly he's like is he invited to your wedding yeah for sure is he getting a box yeah for sure getting a box is that getting a box uh who yeah and i oop that was you right now i love ap but i think we just you know i don't know okay this is classic this is one of the most classical everyone can come share right now this is the drake meme he is this is hotline bling no no okay so give me he likes bbw though so bb so go ahead with the man but i like my girls thick not just kind of fine eat her out call that one and dine i just know his lyrics about fat girls because i know he likes fat girls um fat porn star specifically so if i was single drake i'd be right here but i'm not so find another fat porn star okay um this one is oh oh i got it i got it um porn stars under size 12 porn stars bbw there you go all right do we know that about drake uh can you continue yeah confirm it i know about him trust me i know about everyone liking fat girls i'm on it every guy who likes fat girls you're like track them hugh grant too oh yeah oh not hugh jackman who jackman has a he's a huge wife but we love huge i'm a huge girl bbw yeah huge jack jackson loves it hugh i'm trying to think about that huge jack huge ass man okay by that logic you would be his type then you're a huge ass man all right mine would be i want to do another trisha meme one no you cannot use me as your meme i'm kidding okay let's see here okay how about this one you're gonna hate it oh it's you're not gonna like this one i'll tell you what i was thinking the top is sad boy 2005 and the bottom is teddy fresh oh well that's laughs it's a merch war it's a joke i know it's just a joke i'm sorry i'm not doing that one i hope hila yelled at you okay wait here i've got one i've got one whatever um okay here you're gonna like this one h3 podcast on the top frenemies on the bottom oh okay kind of you know literally you started h3 it's your brand that's your thing yeah that's where all the people are yeah and still yeah you hear i'm just making a joke is it not good i would say like impulsive in front of me oh that's we don't need a [ __ ] on age three i gotta do better that's embarrassing maybe off the rails and frenemies okay wait let me start over okay maybe solo ethan ethan with a female co-host non-binary whatever all of it they them which by the way can i say non-binary means gender fluid i switch genders a lot even he him like sometimes moses refers to me to see him just fyi we are genderfluid just saying i don't have a good one okay how about this um i'm not going to get a good one out of this oh you have to you were good those were good those were good just go with whatever everybody had it frenemies at the bottom whatever is at the top whatever's at the top every other podcast you know exactly yeah i mean do you want to get phil defranco shout out maybe like skinny legend something like being a skinny legend oh phil defranco is a coward on the top skinny legend on the bottom power like an apology yeah yeah all right let's go with the phil defranco apology the top is philip defranco's a coward we don't like that we don't say that yeah philip defranco skinny on the bottom we love that about him that's good i like that thank you hey i did i did take a little help from you i think but it was more of a i'm so good at memes aren't i i'm thinking i'm pretty good at them i'm pretty good i guess if you don't care about like uh actually doing the music no because they're like tick tocks to me like every time i do like a caption i feel like my cash on tick tock's kind of vr it you know what i mean oh okay who's blowing up just my phone i love looking at who's texting people it's my favorite thing to do here you want to see yeah you can't psych notification my phone gets lost i want people like reading my [ __ ] you can read mine because the thing is like if you lose your phone then if they try to like whatever okay here we go we got memes on deck memes on deck stacks on deck all right trisha coming through with this oh this is my don't put that on me philip defranco's a coward i like that i get it yeah phil defranco's a skinny legend yes i hate memes like these are not funny when people come up with like even the hand gestures like it's this whatever it's funny who does that who has that time what's the time it's a screenshot like a shot from a music video like i mean i had a desktop for five years and that's pretty much all i did you was just [ __ ] that's all right that does it says a lot yeah i sat there for i didn't have i'm still winning you on this meme where's my meme you didn't put my meme up there i'm waiting for you okay like waiting for you and he's like it's there uh okay so here's yours porn star under 12 porn star bbw i think mine's good vote or what not only do i have to vote for tricia on that but that's because of the meta commentary that's like one of the best drake memes i've ever seen actually because it's about drake yeah no that's legitimately really good i try and do the correlation oh everyone else anyone i agree with dan about it it is it is him it's he's a drake yeah okay thank you okay moses yours is funny i i will say but i was going to vote for yours when it was friend of mine this is kind of an all-timer drake meme right here change on him liar you changed it on me [Laughter] so you sabotaged me that was my original one i think you made me feel bad about it i was going to pose for it i was you made me feel bad about it and then i changed is that a thing are you just swimming oh ian you didn't vote but it doesn't matter no it matters because you won but ian [Laughter] his name is teams oh i've never seen this one ever okay so never definitely james what did she oh it was like the the alpha and the beta is that what i don't know go ahead give it a caption um i would say left joe rogan ethan klein wow i don't know i don't know what it means so i'm just assuming because he's buff and you're like a bat i don't know brutal isn't me i don't know i don't know this meme i really don't know the meme but um i'm assuming it's that kind of thing okay i'm gonna have to hit back at you you just said your friday show said he was alpha or whatever i don't know when he listed it okay how about this oh no on the left frenemies on the right the dish would trip of me yeah do it you brought it there you could do well thanks for the district promo i'll go check it out it's still up on youtube yeah undiscontinued that's why i would never work with them by the way because nobody can cancel us no could be like your shows you know what's so crazy because i know other podcasts they have that get like a hundred views like literally a hundred views a hundred downloads i think they just make sas friends with shane you know because i really i don't think podcasts get canceled like they'll give you three cents you know and i was doing good so i think they just eat whatever it's okay because you contacted me right after i got canceled yeah i'll take it this is great my background by the way i feel like you took inspiration from the district because it used to be this background so i feel like it's a little bit what are you talking about you're rewriting history this is literally the dishwasher's background was it yes it was painted on my walls i was like hardcore so all right i don't know i think that was i think that was intentionally take it easy okay ethan didn't even know he's like what take it easy all right so here's trisha's love it meme shaming joe rogan ethan klein i love it i'll be proud to post that on my instagram yeah it's just super insulting but is it wait what is the meme like just someone's really strong he's an alpha and i'm a beta wait really yeah that's so dumb i hate alpha beta yeah well you just played right into the stereotype but who wants to be alpha all right my did i skip the last one yeah you did my dad at 17 darling i'm home now how are the kids me at 17th damn i wish i were a cute enemy oh you were supposed to put like captions you should told me this but i didn't know you you didn't even put a caption with yours you could put caption artist then i made timeless masterpiece now and i'm a model to every beginner artist artist now i taped a banana on this wall i don't like this meme it's not funny and also they're adding props we didn't get props oh trisha's 11 year long career as a living meme and troll just his ability to understand memes i like it because it says my name i like anybody who gives me credit by the way it's 14 years i've been on youtube i started in 2006 i'm 15. it's 15 years yeah get her okay calm down like it or not i'm an og i'm longer than phil defranco 15 years thank you franco but i don't know who's been on but who else who else has been longer than us me and phillip oh geez without taking breaks people are like on hiatus they take a break posting every day for 15 years so here's mine by the way which i did not show and i think uh you may want to consider for your consideration for your consider frenemies the dishwasher i think it's funny but it's a little too niche i don't think anyone knows what the distribution is you know what i mean no offense it was your podcast yeah with peace and love no they got yeah but hey all right let's take a vote uh i'm gonna go with ethan's this time thank you that one made me laugh well you know notoriety i'll take it frenemies is poppin well you should be happy too you like mine thank you you should be happy my two ones that have won were all about you [Laughter] vote should be in the comments let us know who won the meme competition right score is uh two to two now oh here we go this is him feel old yet okay so you feel old yeah wait there's no to empty temp wait how do i present this one okay okay so i guess this is oh don't do you feel old yet where it's like a before and after so here's james charles remember james this is him now feel old yet damn it's kind of crazy he was cruising around in that makeup well it was a flashback he has a lot of powder on his face when you powder it flashes that way but like damn you gotta plan your flashbacks better yeah well that's why they call it flashback mary i don't know this meme that well so i'm not really sure well it looks just like him we'll grab this or whatever this um i don't know what that is either so it's like weird this is the kid from home alone this is him now feel old yet but that's two different people that's something called calculating very true observation so what's a meme i guess that they look you change into someone else it looks similar it's the joke it's a joke remember peter pan this is him now feel old yet hmm i don't get it it's kind of meadow like he does because he doesn't age okay oh i got it i gotta go i got one i got one okay remember the chocolate cake kid from matilda this is him now feel old yes that's why i wanna cosplay i want to be brucy with the chocolate cake bruce brucey and he's always talking like my blood sweat and tears went into this cake i love him can we cosplay as him this is james charles feel old yet kind of the same thing monsters inc okay so just a different meme okay i got it i got it same man i'm ready okay so now how do we do this do we just pick two random images ian yeah if you want okay go ahead hey they both came over to me let's give them go ahead pick two and pick two things okay i'm gonna go with the peter pan and michael jackson right bro that's kind of [ __ ] up because a lot of people say peter pan is like a pedo you've euphemism right okay so you're you actually are on my side with michael i thought you were a michael apology he lived in neverland you know what i mean he dead wait so do you think michael did it or not i think he died do you think he did it oh did what wait michael's alive michael jackson died oh he died do you think michael jackson did it did what you know oh i believe the victims yeah me too okay oh hashtag me too so i think it's a good meme okay so okay and then here i'll do one i don't know this isn't weird i don't know okay and then mine will be um you remember that interview goes i'm peter pan and he's like no michael jackson goes no i'm peter pan he said it was martin bashir you don't remember that interview i do remember that he was in trees yeah that was cool you're looking like peter pan right now yeah i think that's a good meme okay jesus we'll just pull that out of your ass i'm so good at these um okay left one left one is is um jesus christ right one is moses are you saying he looks old this is jesus christ feel old yet oh my god jesus is eternal so i don't know what that means whole game actually jesus didn't die the jesus the human was it like this look as unattractive as possible match my energy yeah i'm gonna match the energy oh my god how do you get your leg up okay skinny holy [ __ ] can you get your legs off you can let's see it's hard let me see those legs okay you know what's crazy or kind of funny i was sitting i was putting um theodore to sleep last night and he dropped a bottle behind his crib so i was sitting like this in the rocking chair and i leaned back to get the bottle and i felt this huge rocket jar and i fell and theodore was like chair chair chair he's gotta oh was he scared yeah he thought that's when i say moses can you help me i'm fat moses can you help me i'm fat it works he's the skinny one so he'll run to get if i leave something in the house he'll run upstairs to get it he'll oh yeah i'll go up and get it all right so we're waiting for the memes to come in game generator meme ian's in the background crunching the numbers oh because you have to find the picture this one doesn't have like a set wait did i take the lead dan or is it tied it's time it's tied okay i forgot what yours was oh moses and jesus yeah it doesn't make sense because you're saying moses looks old yeah older than jesus he's frightened but jesus must have died he must have been like 20 years 33 my age oh he was 33. yeah jesus lived a good long life god you're stupid how did you not know i didn't know jesus lived 33 how they know that his whole story was 29 to 33 yeah you know 33 it's like okay boring age fun fact be cool if he died at 20. that's the only year as moses played jesus when he was 29-33 he retired at 33 cause he didn't want to play jesus any older than he was fun fact about moses hockman he stopped at 33 for accuracy oh really yeah then my so then i'm my meme is right yeah i'm 10 years old you don't want to but moses but so tell me the truth did jesus die or not is he dead or not he grows from the dead so is he so he's alive he's alive god's not dead he's surely alive so here you are we are right before you oh michael jackson is dead if jesus was brought back to life then surely he's among us yeah he's among us god was one of us he's not he's better he's godson oh jesus or god what if god was one of us when are jesus they say jesus and god and the holy ghost are all the same thing it's like bro what the [ __ ] you can't keep your [ __ ] together they're not the same thing they see the holy amen all right here's oh he ended some work on this okay ian's kind of doing work for you over here oh wow that looks good okay so remember peter pan this is him now feel old yet okay but peter pan is not supposed to age huh peter pan does not age this meme is not accurate but he's an orthopedo so when he stops when he stops r worrying kids he ages he lives in neverland michael admitted to being peter pan proof is in the pudding oh you really have to put it that way the pudding i like pudding yeah michael jackson likes pudding too huh i don't get the is it euphemism yeah i thought are you kind of crossing the with the bill cosby thing oh pudding it's like brown and gooey and i was like what yeah i know i watched the documentary he was into their he was into like the pudding hole pudding is a euphemism for something because on dinner for schmucks they say that like eat my pudding remember zach galifianakis and steve crowley's like say eat my pudding i'll let you eat my pudding i don't know i don't like pudding i don't like zac elephants why i don't like i don't know i don't know anything about him actually hater apologies i was so positive but i'm getting hungry thank you angry i'm super hungry all right so so i think this is oh okay this is a good one remember jesus this is him now feel old yet looks good to me ah i like it because it has my moves in it what little we think i like how he looks sad too moses like damn my age i was supposed to be immortal i don't know which picture he used it's good damn i got a raw deal damn this is a good one too it's a hard one all right dan go ahead um i i can't really decide between these two they're about they're about equal it's kind of a point off for me oh my god uh super technically we because you didn't actually anyways you know i paid the logistics well you get a little extra from front of me you have to pay the crew so we pay them for mondays you did tell me that oh so i pay them too from our earnings interesting i pay you dan you give extra money to yourself so we can pay the crew that was the thing yeah but they don't just work for your show i mean we're taking it out of our show i give an extra five percent out of my check for something yeah for us doing every [ __ ] the highlights are for everything what's the extra five oh it's all it's all for everything anyways we don't need to get into that you show up we do everything we we pay then okay trisha payzio also did because i don't give up i'll sign a check if that's all i'll sign it you can't sign [ __ ] i'll sign it i'm sorry in front of me um i guess i'm gonna i'm gonna go with ethan's i think uh of course of course i'm always accused of being on your side well now i'm trying to be impartial here i'm trying to be impartial listen it's a meme yours doesn't even make sense you're using people in the room i could use people in the room too okay moses don't it's just it's got you in it well not because of that but i do think it's a good meme [Music] thank you i can't wait for the comments big treasure one ethan he throws a pity party and everyone votes for him dude the comments are literally always like ethan like on the cake one did you see the comments with peace and love no okay whatever thank you moses you just dispelled i thought you were biased but that proves me wrong so thank you oh my god ian you have an unbiased heart thank you vote no you're the pity vote you're the ones like come on three two come on ethan's in the lead i didn't think this would be an event i could win to be totally honest with you i thought you would sweep it with all your [ __ ] titles whatever i win for sure so so it's two to three right now in ethan's favor um i think we probably with the pace we're doing only have time for one maybe two more so we should let's let's slam okay so this is i remember when this meme hit the market i was that was a long time ago this one this is an ancient meme now i guess everyone was like this guy looks like the biggest douche ever i've never seen this in my life really no it's man it was so what is a scumbag what did he do it's like he looks like that friend who's just a bit giant douche like here i'll read some captions maybe i'll help you thanks for the smallest images ever um go to high school parties 25 years old yo dawg let me hit that blunt has the [ __ ] flu no drive slowly in the left lane speeds up when you try to pass him oh okay you buy the liquor i'll buy the beer case of natty light oh wow this is next level stay safe everyone take precautions is at the saddle ranch every single night is that a kova joke yes okay joke so there you have it scumbag steve ladies and gentlemen scumbag this is hard why is the hat so big it looks photoshopped is that real i don't get why he's a scumbag why'd that poor guy have to be the scumbag he's just wearing a fur coat he just looks like that dude in high school who's a douche you know he looks like he had it hard you're like it's just parents i don't have a lot of people feeling bad for scumbag steve i don't like that he got scumbags steve maybe scuba steve or something you know scuba steve what's scuba big daddy all right you got a caption um james charles on top and snapchat on the bottom i don't get it but it's kind of cool do she james charles at the top is it good i guess maybe because it's james like what up snapchat i'm a [ __ ] i'm gonna predict prey on all the underage kids here maybe crystalia his podcast audience interesting maybe maybe just title chris hanson i'm going with that just chris hanson interesting okay that's my final answer that's hard interesting okay where am i where's my head at don't steal one of mine i just gave you three i gave you three we're gonna put vape nation put mine change mine to vape nation i'm changing it to that that's scumbag steve vape nation and chris hanson wait so what's your name vape nation just vape nation yeah that's you that's you on vape nation okay i think chris hanson was better i don't get chris hanson i get vape nation douchey okay vape nation looks like the bully in high school vape nationality uh i've got something percolating i need food i should have brought a little snack i know my energy is hot this morning all i had was um lemon well this is what i do in during the weekdays i just have lemon juice and like a vegetable smoothie in the morning but that's that's my breakfast yeah yeah it's not good you should get a little something well that's part of my diet and then i eat after the show okay the problem is i want to eat something [ __ ] brutal you don't have to eat something brutal just eat a little something so you don't get so hungry like what are you going to go eat well we are celebrating myself boys and we're doing we're going to go eat something brutal because we're celebrating what are you eating you're always celebrating monday's our happy day it is our happy day celebrating i want to celebrate what are you celebrating being a fat [ __ ] and wanting to eat something monstrous i thought friday was your uh friday baby friday baby was your cheat day yeah would you eat i ordered a burger but it was sucked it was really disappointing and i got fries with garlic and cheddar cheese and it was like horrible we don't like take out i can make those free fresh i'm really good at cooking burgers yummy cookie burger i love that i'm really good at it i butter the butter the bun i butter the bun and make it crispy you ever just hold your fat i do that i do my food but i hold that because it's warm like in the genitals you hold your gents yeah because it's warm yeah the gents feels good down there did you come up with okay um okay buzz uh okay david dobrik inviting you in a vlog and then at the bottom smashes your face into an excavator okay that's good right okay dan likes it maybe we should just put reddit you want to change yours again no we're going to keep we're keeping vape nation yeah from you oh wow there's a company he had already made actually three oh my god three yeah there we go okay all right so here's all of trish as well i don't need to show you it's one says uh i mean they're all i thought this was that one snapchat yeah this was your probably your strongest no i don't know what that means but you changed your you changed it okay but to so here let me show you chris you want the vape nation but no one knows what that is so that's a little too neat everybody knows what vape is stopped but it's all my most popular video it's like the dish with trish compared it you know what i mean there's like a little niche you have to know what it's like 30 million views six years ago okay i'm kidding vape nation that's yours yeah not sure i get it are you just saying i'm a dude yeah he laughed out loud there's another one that is just doesn't make any sense literally it's douche okay you're calling me a douche no i'm calling your vape nation character okay david dobrik inviting you to vlog smash his face into an exercise that's the real scumbag steve thing i feel like that one actually fits the traditional uh format pretty much and it has the ss like the dd the dave dobrik ss comic steve david dobrik right what i didn't understand that pizza do you want pizza you remember he's gonna have a weekend pizza oh he was gonna have a pizza shop called doe bricks he was yeah [ __ ] is trying to do everything it's like chill just for focus we should go mukbang at doe brooks when it opens look at some dough brooks pizza you know what cp also stands for no idea cp not that he's into it but james charles is like a slice james charles might like a slice of sea wait what's cp where did you even think of that okay but what made you think of that that's what because you were talking about pizza and then we're talking about james charles cheese pizza cp oh okay okay [Music] all right let's let's vote this is our last one go ahead dan um [Music] yeah this dobrick one got me pretty good thank you that's pretty good oh my god i mean you really just wrote vape nation don't be too old that was good it was a little low effort it was a little low effort i'm low effort because i have no food in my belly i need to bring a snack for halfway through because we take pee breaks and then you guys you know we're gonna take a lot of breaks i need to take a little snack break moses uh trisha is funny okay yeah always he didn't want to go too against the uh no yeah and i know you don't want to rock the boat too hard you should be mad i'm getting hungry stop it oh my god i do not uh i'm respects me nerds okay so that means that i win four to two what do you win i don't know nothing finally won something at least wow is that the first contest you've won on that feels frankly hollow sad no i appreciate congratulations i'm proud of you i'll give you a toothbrush over there they're not a sponsor today but you can have that one thank you you're welcome all right you want something i should get you something on my purse well guys get excited because we're shooting a vlog tomorrow i feel like our vlogs are way more than vlogs a vlog it's like we have a cool plan for tomorrow it's gonna be super fun and i'm hoping to have it out for you guys on thursday i'll give you this some small change four dollars what did i win four bucks [Applause] [Laughter] thank you thank you you are very good thanks for your effort thank you i'll dip the pizza guy yeah okay all right so thanks for watching oh wait we have a video comes out on thursday so uh maybe out on the weekend i don't know when no one's watching we'll put it on a saturday night again right who doesn't watch oh well saturday night's not the best time right right boxing matches are on saturday night people still watch it thanks for watching guys we'll see you on our vlog and next week you know what it is frenemies 24 7. we never stopped sadboy 2005. separately.com teddyfresh teddyfresh.com teddyfresh.com but spy everything on sad boy 2005 and then go to teddy fred yeah yeah but make sure it's all sold out for us on sad boys yeah yeah it'll it will be okay that's just gonna fly off the show ah i think all right thank you guys [Music] you

Channel: H3 Podcast

Views: 3,913,253

Keywords: h3 podcast, h3h3 podcast, the h3 podcast, the h3h3 podcast, h3h3productions, h3h3, h3, ethan klein, hila klein, ethan and hila, ethan & hila, trisha paytas, trisha, paytas, frenemies

Id: eMV9_HIAQGI

Length: 125min 45sec (7545 seconds)

Published: Tue May 25 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/Comprehensive_Age471]

the part when they started talking about dear evan hansen and trish was talking super fast & ethan didn’t know what she was saying made me feel like i was dissociating

[u/ScytheSergeant]

I can’t handle Trisha and memes lmao, her meme for the Arthur fist is “I’m so angry” and when Ian puts it on the meme, she loves it and wants a copy. Ethan has (which isn’t great by any means) “when the chicken wings come without ranch” and she immediately is like “it’s too long, I don’t get it”. ಠ_ಠ

[u/Comprehensive_Age471]

trishas energy in this episode is making my anxiety skyrocket

[u/King_Slowpoke]

I think I had a seizure hearing that conversation about Michael Jackson, this episode was WILD

[u/[deleted]]

So Trisha and Ethan had a fight over the weekend — wonder what it was about

[u/Melkezidech]

Trisha giving off those vibes of Jessie on Saved by the Bell when she was overdosing on caffien pills

[u/llamaloo422]

This episode was.... a lot

[u/coolestbythelake]

I really hope Dan and his gf end up going to Trisha and Moses’ wedding! Went from “fuck you Dan” to sending him a $200 invite

[u/usedfleshlight22]

Jesus christ trisha