Not Talking About Trisha Paytas - H3 After Dark #47

[Applause] but we're back [Applause] i don't think people got the jokes that you were going for dan and the intro sketch we did for our off the rails last time because you were going for the whole banished ethan with the scar yeah it was like a solid snake reference yeah or approximately yeah yeah punished ethan punished ethan yeah i was punished that's the name of your boss fight when you're in that mode okay that's what appears above the health bar at the bottom punished ethan okay wow so guys welcome to after dark we got a heck of a show thank you thank you welcome to the show we got a great one here today folks sponsored by mint mobile upstart and crackin how are you today elo how you feeling i'm good good dude that sweater is sick thank you thank you when did it come out though um i don't know at the end of the year you want to show it off um yeah so sick so sick man thank you thank you so uh how's everybody doing today uh this you know how's everyone feeling how was you guys time off you guys take a little bit of a time of like a week off like was it did anything interesting happen during our uh banishment exile um abe had a little adventure but um oh my god there's one person that i know we need to check in [ __ ] baby [ __ ] gabe we missed you last week what what what's up man what were you up to last week what are you up to today yeah we're we're trying to drop the merch out oh let me see that let me see that let me get a good look at that is that you shirtless what you doing there you're eating fried chicken we're in beverly hills okay fried chicken wednesday [Applause] where can we buy those i want some of those shirts we're standing there we're searching everything's right through and stuff all right cool man i want some of those fried chicken shirts and i want them signed by you can we set that up okay zach you make that happen i want everybody signed edition edition you got it thanks buddy yeah wait up to last week when you didn't need me oh we got suspended on youtube yeah some dude named keemstar snitched on us to youtube oh my god yeah yeah it was bad but thank you for your sympathy i really appreciate it bye baby it's friday is this school tomorrow no school tomorrow is it work is there work tomorrow hell no oh no [ __ ] baby [ __ ] [Laughter] he said he's about to hit a million on tick tock are you serious gabe what gabe is going to hit a million have you heard from white claw yet yeah not yet oh man we got to reach out we got to make that happen that's some [ __ ] we'll just we'll just do something else yeah you guys you should become budweiser gabe or something if they don't capitulate all right baby take care gabe we'll see you next week okay thanks for calling come on baby it's friday it's friday baby [ __ ] yeah baby [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] baby [Laughter] we missed him you know what's funny on last friday when we missed the show [Applause] i was actually thinking about gabe i always do it's like is he trying to call now and just knowing yeah did anyone tell me that the show was cancelled was he just trying to call in that zach's department did you tell gabe that the show was cancelled yes i did that sorry there was a weird noise yeah we had a channel open yeah um i'm tired man i'm not feeling i got to say i'm still vegan roundup you clap please clap still vegan [Applause] and uh i've been having like stomach issues bro but i don't know what because you're not eating dairy or cheese like what could mess up my stomach so bad that's what's been confusing me spicy yes it's i have been eating i used to be so good with spice but now it's like i have a little spicy and it's like i'm destroyed for the whole week is that really what it is yeah definitely burning in that butthole that's crazy man i'm tired too theodore got me good last night boy but okay teddy got crane teddy got the crime listen there's a new windy meme you want to see it yep yup she's amazing here she never stops he's like the meme fountain of youth i mean uh or the meme eternal flame maybe just always giving always shining for the rest of us nice full audience they're packed in there man [Applause] [Music] [Applause] thank you all for being here dude she's so funny she doesn't even have to like speak to be funny to all of them no that a woman oh wait okay we missed the setup she said i just want you all to know slashed in the face on 20th street right here in chelsea just saying that she was like no someone oh someone yeah just a nice warm-up y'all feeling safe you'll see you feel comfortable [ __ ] you back outside [Applause] thank you all for being here out of town you should know that a woman was slashed in the face on 20th street right here in chelsea just saying nice audience she's so wild she's so wild just saying yeah oh one thing that did go down during our exile was that we had this whole drama where a.b thought he saw james charles and he was running him down and we were all like dude you better go take a just take a photo with him you know that would be great and he's like i'm going in he was you're kind of you're kind of beating around the bush with us if i can be honest i felt like you weren't committing to it i i didn't i didn't want to walk up to him yeah i know i'll be honest you were scared of james charles you're not scared of him but i don't know i understand it's just weird as much as you think like i'm a sim for all celebrities or whatever and i i just find it weird just walking up to people oh stop it you've walked up to so many celebrities no i've taken sniper photos but now i've never walked up didn't you take a photo with someone like really incriminating who was it oh god rj might right wait who's that five years ago actually today oddly enough i took a picture with dirty dog that is isn't that amazing he has a selfie with dirty dom five years ago today okay you remember the day yeah why do you know that snapchat it comes up in snapchat it shows your memories so were you nervous to ask dirty dom for a photo i know but he actually and you we've already talked about this and you said you didn't believe it but he actually said something to me first he said something about my genes right you told us that story and we didn't believe you yeah right dirty dogs just walking around come here nice jeans he was on hollywood boulevard all by himself and he just broke stop the crap i'm not like he's like oh are you a b no he just like he was like staring down oh sorry man he goes i was just looking at your jeans i think i have those same genes do you think he was making a pass on you maybe when i told the story to lena because lena was there like when i immediately like after it happened so she didn't see it happen she saw me like walking away from him but she thought oh nobody corroborated yeah she thought he was i didn't think he was it sounds like he may have been he'll cancel my life or whatever can you pull let's see the photo i want to see the [ __ ] so at the time you took the pic this is good because it leads into the james charles store so at the time you took this photo with dirty dom you were you were probably a fan of the vlog squad yes that was around which is i mean that no shade on you i mean people didn't know about all this stuff back then i missed the mark with that one this is around the like the end of me watching them like i didn't keep up after that just because of yeah work and it was like it was like may of this year maybe this year yeah any other photos with celebs that happen to compliment your pants uh casually on the street not that i could think of you saw oj the other day right uh funny zach all right well while you're working on that so so abe starts sending us photos from the mall he goes oh my god james charles is here and we're like dude go freaking take a photo with him and you saw he thought he was with security guards and stuff yes yeah he was with two big dudes and i assumed i'm sorry go ahead you could tell the story oh you were there yes i thought they were security guards so this is the photo we got we're like bro that's literally we're like what the hell listen when he walked out of the store when i first saw him the look he gave me was like the look of death like i've never seen anyone have that look you think he recognized you the only reason i thought he might recognize me just because of content cop because i feel like that was the first time a big channel sort of core sorry contact court like the first time a big channel and so uh yeah he might have seen me from that yeah but when you saw that photo we're like oh dude and then we started all sending photos like a picture of shredder like oh my god i just ran into oj this oh you have those things yeah let's look we had a whole great little thing going on but you sent this photo which did i mean this one does look more like him really but it seems like his dome is still big yeah also he's not that glammed out you know he i feel like he's being like uh some kind of crazy outfit his face was definitely glammed out it looked he like from the face he looked just like james i can't believe you i can't believe you wouldn't just go take a photo of him though at least get a better photo than this jeez i should have listened and i feel like i didn't want to get sister slept this is right i think that it's him i'm sorry do you still think that was him i don't think it was him because he was stalking him in the mall for like a good 15 minutes and then when we realized it wasn't even him they all were putting pressure on me they're like you're blowing it okay we were all saying no balls we were all yelling out so go ahead dan so this one uh this is like right afterwards ian was like dude i just passed lance armstrong on the side of the road yeah so there's that one uh let's see what else we got here that's so funny here's one that uh cam sent it was like obama to be out there he was in the white house with obama yeah that is uh obama so here's uh what who did you say that shredder was i don't remember [Laughter] yeah i just took a picture of shredder on the couch that was just like all this [ __ ] you said it was like david dobrik or something you're like oh yeah larry david i just ran into david dobrik oh my god and then i was like oh wait no that's just straight oh it's a shredder sorry but you know what i do applaud uab for for getting out there and trying thank you yeah lena took a video of it uh it's not that exciting but worse than me is lena got nervous after i walked in and cut the video like immediately after walking in it's so funny you guys were nervous of nobody yeah what is this one dan oh remember when abe first got here he told us that he ran into uh walt jr at uh at the store at target yeah there's actually documentary evidence [Laughter] and i didn't want to bother him yeah so yeah that's good wait is that guy actually um what's the the cerebral palsy yeah yeah but it does yeah you can't really that might be in poor taste to pretend to have that these days i don't know all right i believe there's some like it's something i think maybe has i don't know i want to talk about it actually i don't think it's exactly the same as the show i'll just say that i like the twilight movies yeah so that was fun good times good times great oldies so you know oh we got more memes you know this is what you asked for there's just oh we got the photo no way here we got the photo of a b and dirty dom oh no you gotta appreciate a guy who names himself dirty dom and lives up to it just a couple of cool dudes what was that like for you that is such a weird story i do think you if if the story is true for you telling us it's true right then yes he was kind of trying to hit on you i ca it sounds like like he was making a pat if he's just like oh sorry i was just staring at your jeans like what the [ __ ] he was yeah like oddly looking down and i thought your dick out no well your dick wasn't didn't have an imprint your dick wasn't out it wasn't outside your dreams now well like it's just two dudes passing each other on the street i would never ever just stop and look at a dude's jeans i mean that's well okay big ass eyes so it's possible like i did like a look at him and like my eyes were like wide and trying to see who he is and then he thought i was staring at him staring at me i was just looking at you i like those jeans no that's not what happened i think you could [ __ ] dog i think you have an opportunity here maybe or did at least how long ago was this five years five years ago dude we should do an update on dirty dom because he's been up to some such weird [ __ ] actually let's pull up his tick tock he keeps pretending like he's hanging out with david pretending it's so bizarre no it's it's seriously like mentally it like here let's see dirty dom on tick tock it dude i i whenever i pull this [ __ ] up i just i can't believe what i'm seeing um oh my god dirty don bought a lambo here let's just pull some off that during tom's lambo yo yo dirty tom turning down i'm dirty dom i made it and y'all hate it listen it's lonely at the top man when i decided to get serious about my life goals i lost a lot of my friends but that's why my lambo got it that's why you lost friends got [ __ ] 30 seats [Music] it's not that hard to believe this guy was being weird no i i i didn't have any trouble believing yeah yeah he just bought a 250 000 lambo thank you i'm [ __ ] i'm rich hit the lambo the [ __ ] the prayer request i just wanted to let you know that what the hell what the [ __ ] this one has 10 million i wonder why you look at the thumbnail i was just wondering is that it oh he did one of these dumb he's not even in it that's why people didn't realize they were liking his video i'm trying to find one where he pretends to be with david i sent it in the discord oh here it is oh my god dirty dom and david dobrik reunited this is from july so this is well after right yeah and it's old footage oh it's old food yeah it's old footage and then he wrote he also wrote in the description ready for this shouldn't he be in jail already about himself dude what is that what is going on here is that the one you sent me or was there another one yeah can you imagine what it's really weird it's really weird i guess this is better than getting a regular job i don't know clickbaiting that you're a predator and stuff he's like anything to be other than going back to work here's another one look at this bro oh my god david and dom are back david and dom are back [Music] can you believe how disturbing this is in the midst of what so weird what is he trying to do i don't get it here they threw dirt on our names they tried to end us try again that's what he wrote i feel like david could probably sue him for this [Laughter] he went and got an extra that looked like david gang for life wait that's what you think this is yeah because it's just someone with hair oh i just assumed it was old footage again no he got an extra that looked like david gang for life bro or it's just a friend that looks like david yeah he but you could tell he they're acting oh my god yeah that's that's next level right yes dirt game for life baby uh is just weird i think if i'm not mistaken at one point when they were still friends he did a prank where he hired a look-alike to kiss him so that the reporters would have the photo and then he came out the video after saying it was it wasn't really david dude there's so many of them here's another one oh my god david and dom somebody said this is like the guru on the ellen show oh [ __ ] that's a good observation we did the whole video remember the guru the guru [Laughter] that is still one of the [ __ ] wildest things that has ever happened like that that's like next level i actually i don't know if you guys remember but or if maybe you weren't watching then yeah there was this uh east european guru who was obsessed with going on the ellen show and he hired a look-alike and built this whole set created the entire ellen set and then he was also doing things where he was like hacking the tick remember the plane tickets to sit next to celebrities yes that guy was wild i wonder if i should show that i always wonder if we should re-watch it because it's so can you pull it up find the original yeah i mean a lot of people here probably haven't seen it because it's so old that video just it keeps getting worse and worse too as you keep watching dude that was one of our best videos it really story was just so unbelievable and eli your thumbnail on this was amazing by the way let's keep watching because there's like way more of this oh my god david don filming again david that's the same look again that he hired the gang's back like the most obviously fake laughter and down filming again so his response to being accused of being a predator was to hire a david dobrik look-alike yeah and make a whole series of david what are the comments saying like i can't look i can't read the comments because i'm not logged in oh the tick tock comments yeah yeah but is he trying to like get david the [ __ ] as out of revenge or is he just trying to get views it's hard i mean did david even do anything like he didn't throw him under the bus as far as he kind of dropped them it was after dom made the video first he made a video first about david and then david did right after oh yeah dom made a video like exposing david oh preempting right he was trying yeah dude that guy's wild bro holy [ __ ] here's another one oh my god david and dom are back no way look at this man he got good mileage out of this look-alike at least a whole day of fun pretending to have his friend back this is so weird it's so weird oh yeah well just read a few i don't care just curious what's the what's the reaction okay the top comment is on this video it's actually david this time of the one of actually him and david uh bro you're really trying to keep your head above water you almost turned everything you almost ruined everything he worked for he don't feel you dude is literally making fun of the situation yeah how desperate can one man be yeah at least yeah people are dunking around here's another one me showing up to david's house after he kicked me out of the vlog squad accurate actually at least that one's on it yeah wow man this guy fell from grace what a mess what a mess of a human i smashed riley reed should i click this i have a feeling it's gonna be a nightmare a little okay wait don't show it let me i want to preview it don't show it again yeah he's off of it okay wait okay i'm out it's not even worth it yeah that's weird [ __ ] man that's some of the weirdest things i've seen on the internet somebody in the chat said that they watched the fake l h3 video like once every couple months they're from poland and they know about that guy right apparently they're sh yeah right apparently they're a known personality yes this guy is relatively famous in poland as i recall what is he up to today and um here this was our video about it polish guru fake being on the ellen show this is the crew [ __ ] believe this wait so we in the description yeah let's see let's see or not source video baby oh look at that attribution oh it's still up one point two million and ninety thousand dislikes oh yeah lucas jacobiac so this is 21 minutes i'm just gonna paraphrase it for you his dream is to be a guest on the ellen show by the way that dream will never happen rest in peace ellen joe not ellen but alan shell wait what oh she's gone so his whole thing was visualization is the most powerful motivational tool if he could just visualize it happening it would happen yeah and he took it out a little too literal he said this dude is the king of shifting that's true he shifted he shifted he shifted into the balance studio all right so anyway if you know ellen oh so so the weird and the weirdest thing is he thinks that this video which is basically enough grounds for her to get a restraining order he says if you know alan publish this link on her fan page post it share it forward it to anyone so we can reach out um somebody in the chat says that he was famous but this video pretty much ended their career oh yeah just saying just saying yeah it's so yeah that's the weird part is he thinks by making this video allen's gonna bring him on but here it is so here he pretends to get a uh and now everyone's talking about it maybe not really so this is the fake so he builds this whole fake set in poland and simulates a whole ellen experience so here it is my next guest is we will see each other for the first time maybe not really he says the best way to accomplish dreams is to visualize them and he's like surprisingly so good to the next level to be a guest on my show such a dollar store ellen this [ __ ] kills me dude this is so crazy yeah it's one of the best videos i think we've ever watched but i love how she goes this isn't the first time i've seen him well i have seen him in my bedroom at night watching me sleep he says the best way to accomplish dreams is to visualize them and he did something more it is visualization to the next level she was dreaming to be a guest on my show watch this [Applause] [Music] yeah this is like a super high budget tim and eric episode so here he is he can't believe it he's on the allen show he loves her this is unreal you guys keep on the ellen show i'm okay thank you i'm great thanks oh my gosh how should i pronounce your name you can call me lucas but exactly sukash okay i will stick to lucas so you are a youtuber yeah but i'm also a motivational speaker i heard you gave a lecture for by the way in his like fantasy ellen is just like such a uh just doing like a total puff piece for him yeah 30 000 people at the stadium you must be good at this that's the reason why i'm here you're not there you're not there what's you're not there oh god i wonder if ellen is seamless she must have i'm sure yeah it was it was it was wild yeah it was all over the internet when it happened oh my god this really is one of the funniest things that anybody's just saying just saying just saying he might be able to get on wendy williams that is that's true [Laughter] yo i just remember a story uh i was listening to howard stern and there's this caller who calls in called king of all blacks and he was telling a story about how he went to the wendy williams show oh and he just met and when she got up he went and smelled her chair and they kicked him out did you hear that apparently he like has a fly yeah she sniffed her chair real fast he he uh he does that with his wife when she leaves for work so yeah i smell your chair yellow don't tell me that i would smell your chair that's how much i love you but i haven't thank you i appreciate that just saying in the behind the scenes video i did at the old office i actually think i did smell your chair thank you you would smell what the wait what did you say and behind the scenes i did at the old office you smelled my chair i think i did wait you i thought you smelled like i've ripped there i smelled somebody's chair you smelled my chair for a gag i smelled somebody's chair but i don't remember which one okay zach yeah smell yours you want to come smell my chair right now i'd be if you want me to i don't if you want to maybe later wait keep the show going you passed the test tonight after everybody's left you passed the test i want to smell fit we are meeting for the second time although we don't know each other at all so you made reality work the way you wanted how did you come up with this oh i was dreaming about that for so many years and i think this came up in my head this is the in his fantasy this is the second time that he's going on the show right nobody knows what you just said um no i think she i think okay it's super meta she's saying this it's it's super hot so this is the first time right but because this is a reenactment of alan this is the second time yeah she's saying the first time was when you pretended to me which is this the second time which is this time is the real but it's also the first time it's the best yeah i mean you gotta you gotta appreciate a man who goes after what he's passionate about thank you sam is this uh non-dairy what's in it just creamer okay i'll just hit it i'll just make it oh my god you know what i'll be honest i had a tiny bit of eggs oh my god oh man it tastes like so rich [ __ ] exposed dude no listen when that when i began my vegan journey people told me you're gonna slip up it's gonna happen just stay on the journey that's true for the most part i've been vegan for like three weeks now right neil or maybe more i have no idea um i've only slipped up like i had this morning half a burrito it was vegetarian had eggs and i was like fine so this is the second slip up today yeah well and then sam's like here's a coffee it has some cream in it i was like i'm not going to be that guy it's like what am i going to take the cup like splash it in her face you just got to go with the flow a little bit you tried to uh eat my chicken burrito too though don't be a liar don't [ __ ] lie on me i'm just saying what happened it was a breakfast burrito with eggs you came over and you said are you gonna eat that [Music] you're lying what no that happened when what are you today or another day today you dirty little liar you're like don't lie on me bro there are witnesses i could get a witness i wasn't there for that there was a breakfast burrito with eggs in it we got breakfast burritos what are you talking about chicken how dare you yeah actually there was no burritos with chicken what did i just eat some burrito that's been laying around the office for a week it was a breakfast i was told it wasn't one of the recommendations but we got breakfast burritos bro oh wait that was mine from last weekend [Music] you know what really did scare me though is i did have leftover chipotle that i had here and i was like no way he just ate that because there's no chicken but we okay and ian's been having like uh those holes in the store right here holes on life support [Laughter] do you want to talk about what you're dealing with ian i mean no not much to say but i'm never going to chipotle ever again like every time someone gets sick from chipotle it's crazy because it's like you know it's a meme it's just rice and beans and like why i've never gotten sick from chipotle really well you know what ian tells never happened oh tell us about what you ate because the story's pretty funny actually the music uh well i i'm i've had a soft uh distancing from chipotle i don't go there but sam wanted to go the other day and they messed up her order so they had an extra bowl [Music] and the bowl was an abomination it was really bad i actually have a photo of it yeah it was in the chat right i'd love to see it let me pull it up evidence yeah now did you take this photo before you got food poisoning or before because i was disgusted by the look of it okay yeah i remember that so you saw the bowl and you're like this is horrific and took a photo well this person whoever's bull i accidentally got uh they ordered extra steak here send that to dan so i can put oh oh my goodness can you zoom in on that what a night what a disaster that does look like um extra steak extra corn extra cheese holy god i shouldn't have eaten it okay you know what's the most disturbing thing about that for some reason it's the extra corn yeah that's weird and my my message was like whoever ordered this is a very uh untrustful or untrustworthy person right bag of turrets flaming turd bag here's the best part so ian beast modes it saves it for the next day and then eats the whole [ __ ] thing the next day oh over that will kill you is that right ian pretty much that's what did it and then when did it hit you within uh about four hours the back half of it it was light to begin with and then the back half the the follow-up that was what put it over was the kill shot yeah right and i'm about three days in thanks for coming to work i mean i know that yeah my uh yeah just don't go in the bathroom today no that's all right it's not that bad but i'm in pain my stomach hurts damn i'm off it never going ever again yeah do you think he'll really be able to never go back i feel like we've said that and we still went back i agree we said it looks like zach's turd [Laughter] it looks like i mean it must look just like that coming out it's just looks just put a brown hue on that and you're pretty much [Music] in the front yard of just looking at it i'm having that does make me sick i feel like as long as i look at this i'll never want to eat the thing about chipotle it's addicting in a weird sense like it's so weird yeah they they do chipotle needs to do something they can't keep going like this i just i i keep getting away with it they can't keep getting away with this no i'm serious there's something needs to happen to them yeah they need to change it's time to change to bro they stop making everyone [ __ ] we can't do this anymore this relationship isn't working right and we want it to work because we love chipotle we grew up eating chipotle it was revolutionary when that [ __ ] hit grew up i didn't grow up eating chocolate i was a teenager when it came out but the first time i ate it i was like can i come back here every day it's like it's the same way yeah exactly that's how i felt too i was in high school the first time i had chipotle and i was blown away the guac huh they have been around longer than i thought but you know it's like it's like a game it's like you hit the crack pipe once and you're like this is awesome i'll do this every day but fast forward a couple years it's ruining your life you know i'm kind of curious can we do like a like a poll who's had diarrhea from chipotle and who hasn't oh yeah i want to know the ratio yeah because dan not having one and be honest guys be honest but in my by my estimate it's going to be like 90 plus who i've had it's a guarantee you will get diarrhea yeah guarantee they need to put that in the fine print they need to put a disclaimer you will get diarrhea yeah let's do a full you know i think it's gonna be 90 plus but guys be honest be honest just yes or no right yes or no has chipotle giving you diarrhea let's figure it out now let's get to the bottom of this i don't remember who it was but someone worked there or like a friend of someone worked there and they always said how they really um they they care about the food and they seems above the border you could see them cooking everything right the chopping the chicken all right here we go pulls up i'm spamming it in the chat it's pinned all right have you had diarrhea from chipotle oh this is crazy mom well this is very little numbers let's let it refresh we only have 200 votes in now but early exit polls are suggesting a much closer margin yeah than i would have guessed can you refresh it um holy oh my god you guys that is very surprising dan can you put it on the screen [Music] i i can't believe what i'm seeing the 60 is saying no diarrhea 60 is saying no i mean this is blowing my mind you're acting as if you're surprised that it's so low i mean i feel like for any restaurant if 40 of your customers are getting diarrhea that's not a great physical ratio i think this was an l for chipotle i didn't think it would be 90. i really did i'm almost one out of every two people yeah no this is not great this is not great if i get a chipotle burrito that'll ruin my whole week call the health department but also we just asked about diarrhea it could people may not consider what it gives them diarrhea like you you all know that chipotle yo you'll know what are you referring to like doesn't isn't diarrhea require more like liquidy [ __ ] would always complain that chipotle would give him hard shits oh so like he's constipated bro oh so he's going the other way around from chipotle yeah that's not happening that's crazy you want to do a poll on cooper no i don't think so i think and it it's like you know it's a chipotle [ __ ] because you you just feel it there's a feeling to it yeah yeah it is it's it's a rare breed but you can feel kind of a diarrhea yes it is one that makes you a question going to a proctologist now on the flip side the fact that 40 percent of people are [ __ ] and yet we all keep going back yes they should put that in the commercial like you're [ __ ] your brains out but you keep coming back yeah that might be a selling point it's a good point maybe they should sponsor us and that would be our yeah approach they sponsor david he says he eats there every day we gotta we gotta hire a private detective to follow because i guarantee you didn't eat that every day every day you know but they they paid these influencers to be like this is my order at chipotle mine would be this extra corn extra chicken extra spicy salsa dude that that's laxative right there that's what you eat before you go in for a colonoscopy sometimes i eat chipotle and i wonder am i losing weight because i'm not digesting any of this like i genuinely wonder if it's a good diet food because it just makes me have diarrhea anyway that's the allen i don't i don't know if there is anything else to we need to uh do our ad reads okay yes it is the time the code of the sure thing all right guys speaking of which thank you to our beautiful sponsors for supporting us chipotle thank you to chipotle yeah i mean let's be honest we're probably driving people some people are going to buy chipotle because i saw a lot of people in the chat saying i really want chipotle just from like talking about it 100 and there's part of me too there's like i could eat you all day okay like be honest i'm gonna have it for dinner that's the problem 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or the pit it's the size of an avocado right now wow that's quite a big discrepancy in avocado sizes i want to say right seen some monster avocados it says four to five inch or three to four ounce i think it's a girl it has to be um what tells you that just that we wanted to gotcha it's different i can tell the pregnancy is different it is different um i do kind of think that it's a girl too but we'll see you know what i want to do next is there anything you want to add about that uh no i overall i feel pretty okay i'm like i'm fine just more tired yeah you've been tired eli doesn't get she doesn't get morning sickness yeah he doesn't feel nauseous ever so yeah so um pretty much all the same except tired i fell asleep earlier is it possible that it makes me tired you being pregnant no how do you know you're making an assumption should we do a big gender reveal party on the show burn the building then yeah we can uh we can put like color start a wildfire yeah yeah yeah let's burn it down let's bring it down lena told me she suggested that to ela i'm like to burn the building no to do a gender reveal party i'm like do you not watch the show i mean it's a fun idea i think i don't think there's anything wrong with gender reveal parties i think they can be fun and awesome just don't explode pyrotechnics yeah exactly that's when you burn yeah to the desert yeah now is not the time for that so um let's do this personality test i'm actually really excited about unless there's something oh so someone said that if i go to a 3d ultrasound place that's like not covered by the insurance um they will tell you the gender now already yeah i've heard about those places didn't your sister do it or someone we know do it it was really cool the the baby completely looks freaky from what i remember when i saw my sister do it it's totally just for fun though it doesn't really have any real value in right right well it sounds like we're going to find out soon regardless yeah so that's exciting i remember when we found out theodore was a boy i was like i wanted a boy so i was really excited yeah but now i got like i'm just i would like a girl just because he's like such a boy he only wants tractors and like to leave bruises on me all day just because he's like so he's a boy last night he's wanted to sleep with his uh roller tractor and his forklift yeah he had a forklift and a roller that he wanted to sleep with those last night he's so funny he's obsessed with trucks but flatbed truck is his favorite truck flatbed which is like i mean not to judge him he's a truck guy that's like he's just a truck guy no anytime i come to the house he's very eager to let me know about whatever truck he's currently in [Laughter] so um you want to do this personality test this is this is kind of exciting me yes okay this i've been looking forward to we did a personality test previously but that was a narcissism test right yeah that was the one recommended by dr drew and oh i wish i remember the other guy's name because he was the guy who actually came on and uh went over it with us remember no i remember me right now he was really a great guy yeah he was um yeah and that was the dark triad it was called right and uh there was one other one and yeah that was the one where we found out that uh that zach is truly joking yeah exactly zack abe and trisha scored high on the narcissist yes and uh you you were right in the middle i remember oh i was at the excuse me or something i was in high i was high in a one certain section which he found weird because i wasn't in the rest of it yeah i just remembered that ian was like non-existent yeah ian was the one that was like transcendent he was the lowest score they'd ever seen they said he was oh people said doctor young thank you for reminding me dr young shout out to dr young he was great yeah he was really nice he came on the show it was really fun ian i still i still am not 100 convinced that ian did that honestly because how can you get a game bro like you have you have no ego you basically are heir you don't even how is that possible you lied on that tell me the truth i mean you've met me man you know the vibes you know the vibe right well this one is a little bit more uh pop science i don't think that many psychologists take this very seriously but there were a lot of requests for it there was a big reddit thread where somebody um suggested that we all take it and try and guess each other's uh letters or whatever it's called the myers-briggs test let me let me describe what is the mayor's briggs test now i'll say i took this test i was very thoughtful i i took a while on it i tried to give the best possible answer to everything and the result i thought was super accurate when i got my result i also felt that it was pretty accurate there you go so we said the same thing yeah but yeah i think it's just overall like positive right well that's the thing it doesn't really tell you that you're like you're a piece of [ __ ] there's like there's no like you're doomed yeah forever alone or something good vibes yeah it could just be like astrology where we all kind of have these human traits but i think it's a little astrology issue yeah i was reading about it's maybe not as uh what in peace and love to our astrology fans in the fan base but i think it's it has a little bit more validity than that um but i was reading just a wikipedia article about it in their criticism section and most uh psychologists say that it's not thorough enough that makes sense yeah i mean it was like what 50 questions of like yeah exactly zero to five something it's not to give you any real deep insights but that said it's it's just a fun thing so what i do think it's useful in giving a um a good like overview i think it's actually interesting here i want to read there's a lot of people already putting what theirs are so the mayor's briggs type indicator and personal personality typology it's an introspective self-report questionnaire indicating different psychological preferences on how people perceive the world and make decisions uh the test attempts to assign four categories introversion or extroversion sensing or intuition thinking or feeling judging or perceiving one letter from each category is taken to produce a four letter test results such as infj or enfp knowledge knowledge and the one that we took actually threw another letter in there i don't know if they all do that we use some website called 16 personalities that kind of give it to you so we all have five letters apparently this was actually used for a while it's like something like like concrete but i think yeah they're like this is stupid like don't use this to actually draw any meaningful criticism that i read specifically said that the metric that it doesn't measure that it should that more serious ones do is neuroticism um which there's a lot of that in this building so yeah definitely we're definitely missing a piece of the puzzle here yeah that's true it ignores like i feel like it ign yeah you're right it ignores the deeper more neurotic uh yes but as just like kind of an overview of your sort of archetype of your personality type i think you know like we all we all felt like ours was fairly accurate when we looked at it okay so so cameron olivia and sam backstage made predictions what do you guys want me to present this so you can just open it it's just a it's just a spreadsheet um uh all three of them were pretty familiar with this uh ironically they're the three that aren't revealing theirs on the show so they're making it but they all knew it well enough to to make some predictions uh about what um they think we all have we they should have a mic shouldn't they if they want to okay by the way get over here olivia kind of duped me because she took two guesses at mine and they were both wrong and i didn't i told her she couldn't change her yeah you you didn't change it did you olivia she she claimed she did good yeah cheater yeah you guys got to get on the mic to uh talk about gather round you can uh use oh yeah we should have introduced olivia olivia come come on what did the letters represent um i don't know i think we'll figure i don't know exactly uh i could tell you um it's like intra introverted or extra yes it's uh the first letter is either e or i for extroverted or introverted yeah oh interesting all my monitors just turned off so wait a bunch of stuff just turned off what just happened somewhere are we still live wait so what happened did we just lose the whole show it looks like we're live okay well we'll check it out are we still live no we're live yeah we are we're looking live okay hold on just a little technical issue here [Music] so as you can see here um cameron i guess just based on the e here cameron and olivia think i'm extroverted sam thinks i'm introverted everybody said you're introverted elo okay everyone thinks dan's introverted a.b sam just said simp is that a s-i-m-p i don't know so okay interesting that's true everyone thinks abe is extroverted zach everyone thinks he's extroverted that's for mr uh i say hello to the grosser and made her day better you bet your damn ass i do that ian is definitely introverted love is definitely introvert okay so so these seem like good guesses okay oh you guys seem torn on me though right oh yeah good call um i'm the only one that people were torn on otherwise it was a unanimous i can't zoom on it a unanimous decision here a percentage at the top oh there we go yeah um okay dan's back so do you guys so let's start with me i guess and then you guys can kind of i i feel like we need some more setup here all right i'm trying to okay so introduce olivia olivia has been our intern she is fantastic we love olivia um and then so do you want to explain kind of what you guys your thought process here what these letters mean and uh and as we before we get into my uh results here yeah i think cam is more informed in the like science of it all there's a website called 16 personalities where it like gives you a description of each person and like names them like adventurer and they're like classes in an rpg so cool take this hello hello hey yeah so i mean i wouldn't say i'm too informed on the science of it but you know i just uh just just explain so the people can follow along sure i mean it breaks down to extroversion intuition uh extroversion intuition sorry very nervous to be on camera right now extroversion in introversion uh intuition and what is sensation or observation is the second category and then thinking and feeling is the third and then judging and perceiving is the fourth i believe and uh i think judging and perceiving is the tricky one because it's judging perceiving is judging is a more uh it's like more whether or not something's agreeable or not and then i think perceiving is just a talent or a an ability to i and i'm probably gonna get this wrong we get 10 million comments but something you know perception of a thing okay so so here so you guys all there was a split on if i'm introverted or extroverted so let me pull mine up and uh it looks like sam was the only one that said i was introverted so let's start there now my score what i am i am a [ __ ] adventurer yo an assertive explorer well that's the overall category um oh we got two adventurers in the building but so i'm confident individualism what what does all this [ __ ] mean well if you scroll down it uh it gives you a little bit more of a breakdown so you are extremely introverted yes i am i actually am very introverted that's surprising there was a lot of questions like do you like would you rather go out or stay in ethan doesn't want to go out ever okay he doesn't want to do anything there was one question was like do you like group activities [Laughter] so i am actually extremely introverted i would say energy i don't know what this means intuitive versus observant actually i don't i don't understand that observant individuals are highly practical pragmatic and down to earth thank you they tend to have strong habits and focus on what is happening already has happened okay right nature uh ethan is mostly feeling right on the edge there apparently though feeling individuals are sensitive and emotionally expressive they are more empathic and less competitive okay the key tactics i'm very prospecting whatever that means perspectives are very good at improvising and spotting opportunities tend to be flexible relaxed non-conformist who prefer keeping their options open that definitely sounds right that is extremely right thank you thank you this one i was very high very high scoring on extremely assertive uh this crate underpins all others showing how confident we are in our abilities and okay so interesting i didn't expect that i would score so high on a service but there you go yeah yeah because you do i would say because you you change your mind on things a lot but i guess that's not necessarily i do change my i think that's more in the um tactics right right the prospecting yeah okay that's fair yeah okay interesting but there was one thing i wanted to show you ela yeah on the i think it's the assertive adventure they go wait god damn it where'd i find all this [ __ ] here there's a link at the top of the section i think is what you're looking for that actually describes the uh the rpg classes in detail oh yeah bro wait that's what you missed which one no this this link right here yeah that's what i'm clicking okay there's a part where it says he does his work at night that's all i wanted to say says you do your best work at night that is definitely true ethan is up at three in the morning messaging us uh often times so i don't know what to say my whole life i just can't that's just when i'm not when i'm alert is the middle of the night i can't help it i just you want to see my strengths and weaknesses ila my strengths are i'm charming true i'm sensitive to others true you're very close i'm imaginative true i'm passionate and true this is just way cool like you said there's a little bit of the astrology positive overall well this is these are the good ones i'm curious true i'm artistic that's true weaknesses uh hates uh what what could be funny witness uh he doesn't want to leave the house fiercely independent that's true i mean i i i'm gonna say i'm fiercely it's almost like a compliment though they can't be negative just tell it like it is i'm a pain i'm a pain in the ass and here i have something that like you don't like traditions and hard rules that's true i think what were you gonna say again uh on the actual on the adventures page if you look at my screen over here it tells you adventures you may know and do you see that uh isn't that the guy from uh from bps wait what hey this is about me you are freaking bts army dude how do they know what their how did they know what they would answer on this maybe they did the thing at some point i don't know kevin costner is an adventurer too kevin costner you and kevin hey i'm such a proud adventurer now look over i wanna see who else is in there uh frida did you know dude britney [Laughter] you know what's funny i was looking through some of these the other day and they'll have a bunch of real people and then they just randomly have fictional characters i'm like you can't it's not that doesn't work that way i'm like there here's one beatrix kiddo from kill bill you're like the main character from kill bill and jesse shut up you guys don't remember the part of the movie where she took the test yeah and the the girl from rohan in lord of the rings you're just like that right basically they say i'm unpredictable what do you think dislikes long-term commitment unpredictable yes 100 yeah yeah yeah easily stressed yeah overly competitive pretty competitive yeah actually yeah yeah with your family yes oh my god yeah anytime we play a game on the show or anything fluctuating self-esteem i guess i mean i don't know about that that's kind of like who doesn't right experience fluctuating yeah that one's pretty broad okay but like generally pretty accurate yeah yeah oh romantic relations this is kind of interesting now let's see here elo this one's for you i have a tender heart that's true love from the soul that's true that's it that's all i get parenthood oh interesting shitty parent doesn't care about any yeah finding joy in the everyday i don't know what that means i'm not reading it the power of love okay they ran out of it where's the one where it says that i work at night i don't worry i believe habits yeah that's what i i need to show elo that just as proof that you can she can't get mad workplace habits uh to my email i don't know why they're keeping this from me now this is the most important thing i'm sure it's in there you made it up it's the only thing that i really cared about here you look on my phone here fun facts about adventures be most productive late in the evening late in the evening evening is not like late in the evening that's not three a.m that's not like all night adventure i'm a severe adventure okay so you guys guessed that it's kind of i'm not gonna lie it's kind of hard to parse this data in a way that is useful so today and so ins got it right or isp sorry isfp is what you got huh so nobody got that nobody got it oh wow you're unpredictable there was a lot of there was a lot of contention on the extroverted introverted yeah and also the f these are these are all very different yeah they're all different hard up in town guys you're hard to pin down all right let's do ela next what do you guys think yeah so the predictions for ela were i s f j i n f j bro that is so i s f j so there was two isfjs yeah everybody had pretty similar predictions there was just one one discrepancy between the prediction okay this is interesting assertive defender that sounds right to me they were right wait fj you guys isfj sam and cam both got that right olivia was one letter off you are us assertive uh defender the bender the carer she's a tank class so wait what do i do i go strength and weaknesses oh is that what i didn't click on mine are you ready ela strengths you are supportive you are reliable and patient you that's true that's very true you have to be you are imaginative and observant you are enthusiastic you are loyal and hard-working you loyal you loyal girl good practical skills got a vibe your weaknesses are humble and shy that's very true that's not why is that a weakness shock i get shy a weakness in in social settings you know yeah take things too personally do you think so i'm not sure i agree with that that one seems like a stretch for you though you repress your feelings that's probably true overlor you overload yourselves that's probably true you are reluctant to change it seems like a little too ultra altruistic what is that right what does that mean you believe altruistic is the world selflessness oh you are altruistic yeah yeah wait hold on sorry yeah that's right where's the one where i was looking at here this is the one i found the most interesting oh my god this website is hard to navigate where's the one i was looking at where it showed on a sliding scale all the trades oh that was on her actual results oh yeah here so let's see you are 80 introverted whoa that was kind of close to what i got this trait shows where we direct our mental energy you are 80 percent observant i don't really understand these broad general uh you are mostly feeling you are judging oh judge we were opposite on tactics i don't know what that means though right and then identity so this one i scored really high on you are mostly assertive okay i guess i was highly assertive you were extremely assertive yeah okay uh how did you feel you felt like that was good pretty accurate you want to see these defenders that you might know there's some good ones here oh yeah yeah yeah look at this bro queen elizabeth oh vanessa that's families he's all about them yeah he was all about family aretha franklin hallie barry kate middleton how do they know i mean who the [ __ ] knows lance riddick selena gomez samwise [Laughter] it says why hold on let's see why oh dude oh this is so cheesy yeah there is no way yeah uh i'm just glad that vin diesel's in there will turner from pirates of the caribbean pam beasley from the office okay thank you okay veto correlation i'll take the godfather yeah you're the [ __ ] godfather yeah from from pam to the god no no no no no no no no no you coming to my 16 personality zack how could you you call me an assertive defender i'm an adventurer how dare you miss caterpillar [Laughter] i know it was you fredo alfredo afraido okay let's go on to dan dan the hater so their uh their predictions for mine was your wizard bro i infj and istj for both olivia and sam which uh cameron is the one that got it right and even got the letter right infja wow bro i don't this whole acronym [ __ ] is not working for me it's so confusing but you're a wizard dan you're a [ __ ] wizard we call you the wizard you're a wizard that's pretty weird actually with the little icons all right dan and i were talking about this last night and i told him that's what i thought he was and that was a part of my guess guessing process too was that there was a wizard there you just picked the wizard yeah and some other things that went into it but dan's got a good moral compass and you know he's got i said he has a good moral compass and a acute sense of aesthetics which kind of led me to believe he was an idiot yeah he has a cute no what did you just call me sense of aesthetic all right you're introverted barely he's a hater it means i'm a hater exactly you're highly imaginative you're only imagining you are uh a sensitive you are sensitive you're right in the but to be honest with you dan you're right on the middle here i'm looking for strong indicators that's true the biggest indicator here is that you're intuitive very imaginative open-minded and curious you prefer novelty over stability and focus on hidden meanings and future potentials seems fairly accurate you know so that's it otherwise you're kind of on the fence here quite a bit it says that uh this the the advocate the one that i am is the rarest of the personality types oh oh my god bro it says you're so rare it's i'm i'm built different you are you are so rare right now all right check out that check out these check out the advocates you might know nelson mandela and martin luther king mother teresa mother teresa this advocate thing is so stupid it's so dumb lady gaga all right not really a gaga head but morgan freeman johnson how the [ __ ] would they know if gouta he's like a fame he's like the shakespeare of germany and he lived like hundreds of years ago was it pretty cool no idea i've seen on other websites famous infjs are some of the world's like baddest people too oh just the they wouldn't put it on well mother teresa was on there so there you go oh this one says charles manson actually also among uh prison break like who oh atticus finch is you're saying i'm nothing like atticus finch i'm saying you're more like osama bin laden all right well they don't they don't list him here unfortunately so not obviously your desire for not forcing your blowers but you guys are both passionate individuals and we believe in things and we both want death to the to the americans oh jesus [Laughter] all of them is also an infj infj if you know who i'm talking about look no no no a h i don't want to say his name but oh really yeah army death to all sorry are you talking about hitler yeah yeah you just say his name oh yeah adolf hitler is also an infj oh [ __ ] wait where are you getting that data from we gotta give another website you know it's just as legitimate as oh i wanna see the baddies i want to see the worst people that are each one and they have them they have a breakdown there's some website that i've seen that has a breakdown for every sign too of the good and the bad uh i'll i'll go and pull it up and then i'll link it if you're interested so we really gotta not push then too far yeah i might snap in life [Laughter] [Applause] it says actually of the uh what was it called the the advocates it says don't push them too far yeah they will they will all right this is a b let's see what this uh yeah so the predictions for a b uh everybody said the extroverted everybody was an e variation e n f p e n t p e n t j so actually three different guesses on this one but everybody's saying extroverted and everybody's saying uh whatever the n means you think you're a mat you think you're a people master uh a b that's what it says here i don't think anything i just that's good as a people person all right let's get to the bottom thank you dan he's the assertive executive okay we have some big uh you so you're extroverted like we all expected you like group settings and stuff maybe you like group projects group projects or group settings well they add there was one question i remember that like do you like group projects i don't like [ __ ] that i'm not always a fan of group projects working here is probably the first time that i am but i i like group settings for other things just like hanging out of course but fascinating [Laughter] so you're right on the middle here on energy nature here's a big one judging you're a judge you're judging judging yeah you were high on judging as well decisive thorough and highly organized that's true you guys both are very you guys you mean you very organized definitely sticky notes calendars [ __ ] like that i have a little nickname at the office given to me by zach the dictator as well i want to say for the record that i very much appreciate your thank you you've lost a lot of friends along the way you what i've lost a lot of friends along the way yeah well not me i think i got you and dan left you got my respect i will always be your friend amy thank you buddy oh this is never mind so you're highly organized uh you like clarity predictability and closure i need that clout you prefer you like clout as says here uh and then the other thing you scored high on oh that was it just that one and some uh famous executives you may know uh judge judy uh sinatra okay uh james monroe i guess what am i just old london people johnson boromir you know what boredom dwight is so stupid oh boy so dumb oh you guys see the end of the memes on that oh she calls me white already how are you are you the dwight to ethan's michael wow oh my god definitely could be ian do you think michael is an explorer huh i'm jim michael scott may have been an explorer you were a venturer right weren't you or was it exploding i'm gonna mix between wait hold on abby thinks he's jim i'm a mix between jim and dwight i'd say wouldn't do i think yeah exactly yeah i think false dan is toby and oscar uh i could see the toby for sure because i'm the one that always has i think uh i think the office personality roles are more accurate [Laughter] stupid-ass quiz oh actually uh interestingly ap it says that you are very similar uh in personality to um uh a pole pot famous mass murderer i need that clout all right up next we've got um zach there's got to be some neurotic [ __ ] on this axe yeah i'm interested in sex you're a turt oh stupid zack you've you're a turbulent protagonist girl so olivia and cam got that right sam dude you're a turbulent protagonist okay i just blew my mind when i got oh you got high you have higher is it really a surprise the guy that was off the charts on the narcissism scale thinks he's the main character i just don't believe he's taking this quiz honestly i was crazy my hand to god all right okay so let's see uh you are extroverted we all knew that did you did you make anyone's week by saying hi to um them trying to think there's this dude at the gas station that's really cool oh yeah tell me about your interactions with you no he's just cool like you know what's his name uh mark okay cool shout out to mark what do you guys talk about no it's just like you know i'll go in and be like hey oh what's up dude you know it's like oh can i get 20 on pump 3 you know i can see why you want a documentary made about your life sounds really interesting what's so cool about him i'm just trying to be friendly okay yeah i mean you know it's anything to brighten someone's day absolutely absolutely all right so you are intuitive that means uh you're imaginative open-minded and curious you prefer novelty over stability you're more like me in that regard you are feeling you're an emotional man that is sensitive emotional you are empat and empathic and less competitive my nickname in elementary school is the gentle giant i think i've said that before interesting yeah i mean i very sensitive boy yeah we love you for it i actually i want to get into a little bit deeper here on zack if we go to this you can see here let's go straight to the weaknesses [Laughter] you're unrealistic [Laughter] uh you are overly idealistic basically i'm getting too delusional condescending bro it says you're condescending mine aren't that bad i don't think that's accurate no i don't think zack's condescending at all um not playing he's not but he does joke a lot about being condescending in a joking way interesting i didn't is he joking okay now according to this he's intense overly empathic just like shane dawson nice comparison zach really is a big empath i feel all right let's move on to ian who doesn't exist wait wait real quick can i just see who i'm like compared to yes you're like barack obama uh oprah winfrey john cusack ben affleck all right wow a lot of common memes on the show are showing up in the personality things uh you're like malala you're like sean connery okay love jennifer lawrence maya angelou i don't know daenerys she went [ __ ] psycho and killed everybody spoiler alert uh freaking morpheus here i'm seeing one it says like uh john kozinski yeah una bomber very much in similar great compliment even the oracle fundamentals how can you be you can't you can't be morpheus and the oracle well-developed character yeah she's in like your scenes how are you gonna put her oracle tyler white who wants to i'm just that cool man skylar white that's rough skylar yeah damn that's by far the worst i've seen on here more evil than walt yeah that's rough people hate skylar all right ted kaczynski right i'll take it man whatever i know that obama's on here just straight up okay so ian doesn't exist as we know so they guessed for ian the same as me kind of except they're like no they gave infj which is the one that i got everybody guessed ian's to be that oh right so for some reason this is honest not to is just an image uh but that's okay oh you're right he's screenshotted so ian you're also a [ __ ] wizard ian you're a wizard ian you ready he's also the wizard um oh i can't i'm back wait i thought dan you were saying that's the rarest one yeah i'm starting to doubt that i'm starting to doubt that it's really that rare two of us are uh well well hold on kind of odd that there's only a screenshot uh oh you think he manipulated this do you think he faked it they're like you are a i mean the number two i don't know well the only one he scored off the chart was energy he's very intuitive yeah i was much more centered on most of these yeah actually he is for the most part too ian and i are just the same dude the only one that we're completely different is the last one identity i was assertive he's turbulent which i think i i think actually whoa whoa whoa whoa love you're off the charts here dude on all of them off the charts but always in the hard assertive logician wow you skipped the head to love yeah okay we don't give a [ __ ] about it again well i'm just trying to move it along yeah i thought he enjoyed loving the club man you want to give him you want dan was in the middle of thanksgiving it's all good whatever go ahead go ahead i already said it's just it was just an image i'm just doing anything with that you just didn't go you just sent me rewind what am i supposed to do with the screencap dance i said i screenshot i go is this cool everybody went great i didn't know that y'all got these links you all got these little images you're the only one that's sending an image and i think that says a lot about your personality i'm just saying all right what who's who what famous people are liking him it was the same list as mine it's the same rewind yeah i was just saying he and i are flipped on our uh what was it tactics or whatever this one says actually it says ben shapiro you're a lot like keyword is female genitalia right [Laughter] love actually has the most interesting results because as you can see here he's scoring really high on all of them what is he he's the law very introverted which we guessed i'm surprised so introverted with all the fika going on over there [Laughter] you're very intuitive you're very thinking was he the only one on the crew that got thinking i think we were all feeling thinking individuals focus on objectivity and rationality prioritizing logic over emotion they tend to hide their emotionalness i mean he is a [ __ ] robot yeah literally a robot yeah did anybody guess it uh the guesses for love were i n t j i s t j i s t p guys was he any of those means nothing it does mean something you just have a hard time remembering bro do you really does anyone really remembering the four letters it's four letters ipg lmo rt you guys are gonna say i'm simping but i check out every time you guys say the letters i check out yeah okay i have not followed anything that's why i struggle to describe it because it's so many like no you've given him an impossible dad all right you you're claiming you can it's four letters either like what are you talking about it's not that difficult [Music] it's not that it's not that it's hard to remember four letters it's just i can't like conceptualize okay anyway whatever doesn't matter uh you are uh you are thinking love uh the one only one here yeah the only one with the brain on this group but it actually yeah it makes so much sense he is a robot like looking back to the to the compliment battle love actually just smashed us all on it's funny right as you said that a chat message this explains the long battle between love and ian interesting i just feel like this this one is like explaining that i'm boring everything in the every single one of them you you coded and curated uh ethan's feet all on your own too so i mean that shows that you have you got a big brain on you right yeah yeah that was some advanced programming skills years of practice fika for life right love thank you for life yeah well there you have it guys uh interesting stuff kind of applause everybody round of applause the one takeaway is that you look you can't you have to let me stay up as long as i want because according to this test that's when i do my best work tell that to theodore you'll be sleeping i do tell him to him when he wakes up and i go get him all right okay okay we got more fun stuff here on the horizon yeah we have a lot you oh god we have okay here i'll give you some options either okay do you want only fans banning uh explicit content or do you want cameo talk or do you want benny boy i we can't not talk about the cameo boy putting that out i just want to get it over with dude benny boy is really good benny boy is really good too benny boy is one bunny boy and cameo okay so my entire tick tock page is absolutely over fl this is 90 of all i see right now is this benny boy memes so there's this guy on tiktok called bentilect and he's actually very popular he has 8 million followers on tick tock but his content is really i mean let's say very so flowy it's like so float to a new level i'll just scroll through a few and and then you you'll get the idea of what kind of content things that just make sense universal power plugs absolute genius silent garbage trucks we can only wish universal tupperware lids they need to make this pick and choose cable tv channels that is amazing stickers that show avocados are ready okay we need that a button on the tv that makes the beep elite a popcorn bowl with colonel strainer this is the best things that just make family and friends he basically just he steals content from twitter and reddit and instagram and then kind of curates it with like really cringy commentary and he says like facts a lot like here okay better than having kids me silence and money and he thank you i think he's on social media me types aggressively for one minute august is like if sunday we're a month facts why is it when someone says be safe the most unsafe people like myself say always approachable when really i look i'm not a licensed therapist but if you then mow me 25 bucks i'll try my best yeah i mean it's super unfunny he laughs at everything and he goes fast wow but he's really popular you know that's painful yeah it it is it is facts you didn't know about astrology leos are more likely to hit the gym i actually never knew that capricorns have wandering eyes i could see it aries make up the bulk of billionaires that's crazy top athletes are frequently aquarius that actually makes sense gemini switch jobs more i'm a gemini and that's facts oh my god yeah i mean he posts a lot every day it's getting millions but yeah he's super popular so here's where it all goes sideways for benny boy is that people have been clowning on him because his content's so bad yeah and they were due wedding him and meaning on him and it got to the point where he he turned off duets on all his videos okay and then they went into his comments and he had to turn off the comments in all the videos and so now people have taken it to a new level and this i'm telling you my whole feed is these games let me show you one and then i'll try to explain what we're looking at so people started downloading people started downloading his videos and doing like creepy pasta with it right so the meme format is you cut it and then you do a creepypasta and you pretend that you're like watching him or in his wall or something watch is that funny ben my body just asked for water so this is someone was like y'all having a field day on support this girl did a compilation of uh all the this is basically what my feed looks like right now a little bit mini donut because nobody tells me what we're living in your walls nice swimming pool this is amazing teddy bear ceiling lights absolute this is not this one's kind of uh ruining the joke a little bit because they're covering it so let's ignore that one so here let's do this need a pure one okay here benny boy in high school you no longer do come meet me all over again same but don't come here oh benny boy you look elegant when you sleep at night just don't open the wardrobe benny boy so yeah it's like creepypasta like hugging him like why did you turn off duets but you think you can get rid of us that easy and my whole maybe it's because i was interacting because i thought it was so entertaining but this is my whole freaking feeling i gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do ben the smell of your hair when you're sleeping fills me with tranquility don't stare at the dark corner in your room ben no it's turned into a huge viral it's like a huge rival trend these are all different people i mean here you guys can see my document these are just ones that i casually pasted there's hundreds i was really close to making my own to be honest with you yolo so any boy i'm a little tick tock challenge but like you just put the text and there's a voice that you pick yeah you can do voice over and then pick the voice exactly like tech but there's one that's like a demon voice like that i think there's a deep one yeah there is i don't know if it's still there they may have removed it now but yeah yeah yeah i'll turn on a two-hour movie just to eat my food in two minutes and 15 seconds that two minutes oh my gosh creepy took me to get into your closet benjamin yeah it's super creepy i just i can't imagine what uh you know he's been taking it in good spirits he did he did some jokes acknowledging it like looking in his closet and be like in there that's nice to see that he's making it in stride i would be so [ __ ] creepy it is scary yeah it's pretty creepy can you try to find his his videos of him acknowledging the meme this is amazing this is a single photo absolute genius the road that's stunning stop running binny boy you're in your walls [Laughter] sunset this is amazing and every time i would share one it would just show me more it was like everyone wow yeah that's pretty amazing barry and it's got a lot of likes too 200 000 likes that means it's got probably got millions of views living their best life this dog aka the birdmaster yes a horse and a cat being basti's goals a mousetrap goals benjamin turning off stitches isn't going to do anything in your wall holes living their best life this dog aka the berm and the pictures they find are just like yes bro so this is benny boy on tick tock bentlex that's amazing yeah that's pretty much that's one thing i love about tick tock is that sometimes people just take [ __ ] so the next level look at this that's 240 000 likes let me just see if i can find the views on this thank you this guy is just dedicated to ben here 2 million 2 million views this is like serious views square watermelons okay these don't exist the square watermelons look pretty real to me benny boy square watermelons okay these are this one is two million he has quite a lot over five million if he scrolls further down there benny boy yeah yeah no he's spot he's popular to eat my food in two minutes and 15 seconds that two minutes and finishes how long this guy's a connoisseur so here's band acknowledging the the meme i was a little worried about him but uh he's taking it in good stride here here's benny boy part one hello is anybody there [Music] um hello is anybody there hello hello hello i can't say i'm loving this one oh no no no i need to make a reaction this one's like bunny boy you think making a sketch will make us go away look under your bed i'm sure there's hundreds of those already here's a second benny boy acknowledging this is the one i this is the one i saw that i thought was good and open your closet ben look out the window i'm in your walls bad i'm under your bed benjamin don't get i hm okay benny even this it's for it's rough it's rough for benny boy i mean i have the same cycle with all these reaction type channels like same thing with james like he was taking everyone's content for so long and then he started doing his own sketches and it was just like but jinx had to adapt because i think this guy's got a bright career on tick though oh yeah definitely you can you can do this forever man [Music] dog's paws look like tiny koala bears that's 3.3 million views therapist you saw the red flags though right me i thought it was the car is that funny benjamin we are beginning to grow tired of these games therapists you saw the red dogs paw have errands to run the air [Laughter] yep that's a pure one that's not no games so there you go that was what my weekend was um just looking at that the benny boy uh saga did anyone else see those on their page or was it just me i don't use tick tock i i saw i didn't see as many as you did i saw maybe one or two yeah okay when i saw his face i think i recognized it but i don't think i let it go get to the point of you know the transition i think i probably swiped up before you didn't yeah you they so they're like he's not interested i love the ben the hey you want to show off your shirt baby you want to work it for me you look good and you're like you know damn look at that that's out on teddy fresh now jerry garcia um some people are asking about the shirt that you are wearing oh this shirt comes out at the end of the month right next next week next week on thursday yeah the collection coming out this week is so far bro or next week but the one that's out now is so fire too you want how do you like that shirt baby i love it actually and i wanted to show i wish i brought the tag with me i kind of want to go grab one i'll go grab one i actually do want to show it too and it's so cool dude ela genius attached on the tag a freaking jerry garcia teddy fresh pick special edition teddy fresh yeah did you know that that yeah is that did you get that i actually tested it out he was the beta tester yeah before um oh you did yeah it's a very high quality i have to it's not like a thin it's actually a solid thick pick yeah i love it and i'm very much looking forward to getting mine uh shirts i love you zach and i'm in your walls [Laughter] i'll wait for um ab but um so we'll do cameo next we have some pretty funny cameo updates oh we should talk about of though we've never even yeah we can talk i don't think we've talked about even the fact that these guys are on cameo so okay right um thank you so yeah here's the shirt that but it comes with i don't know if you can show a close-up with your camera uh a b yeah i thought that was so cool that is a very cool thing freaking genius that is a great idea let me see uh it's a little dark but you're just trying to show the pick yeah hold on i got it right here oh work it work it work and as i i got to say as a big deadhead you guys nailed it like thank you it's very cool well we are too actually is teddy fresh oh yeah garcia in the back i'm a huge fan of the grateful dead and specifically i love jerry garcia so we pursued that one and uh it was really cool what are you selecting i'm like because i just ran so damn fast to go upstairs and find this shirt for like one of those and dan's like oh i got it oh i got right here i didn't realize we were trying to show the pick little workout let's talk about of because i know maybe we should i don't know i don't want to get like let's keep it loose just keep it fun yeah let's dry day baby yeah let's do cameo's this guy or a girl i actually don't know is there any donors to read that i wear the corduroy shorts all the time and i've gotten compliments so thanks for watching the av was wearing last week i don't know if this might be a girl it's a sarita but either way oh i'm glad you like your pants thank you so much yeah that's awesome we love that you loved it you know um uh okay let's talk about cameo these guys so here's what's been going on cameo all these guys gone on cameo i hear i'd be already stressing why are you stressing maybe all right there's nothing wrong with your cameos i don't actually nothing could be as bad as my voice is cracking like that are you embarrassed about your cameo baby i'm more focusing on my voice right now you know what's interesting okay what was interesting to me is what people set their prices at my mom is on cameo she's at 50. ab set his at 70. and i was like wow i mean wow i mean good for you for believing in yourself but i was like like zack's at 50. ian was at 30 because he doesn't exist but abe how do you justify the 70 price tag oh well that was kind of just a meme for a little bit because i was at i was at 55 and zach was at 40 or i was at 50 and then zach was at 40. so then zach put his to 50. and so to mess with him i'm like all right then i'm 70. but then i put it back down 55. you guys won't see an example of a visa ticked cameos i swear to god i told them i was like guys i'm cool with you guys doing cameos but my one rule is that they all have to be public right so that we can audit them yeah and see [ __ ] like this for the show dude av what the [ __ ] is this people cameos that looked like this and you got a one star right this guy gave me two stars i had to explain to him what happened and then he changed five stars [Laughter] did you do a new one for him yeah i did i figured out the problem actually i just figured it out well at first i was recording on my big camera because i was trying to do like 4k cameos with you know good audio and video there's your problem yeah i know i'm just trying to give him some premium all content but then uh 4k zach re-recorded his intro with his girlfriend's phone and it came out messed up like this yeah i realize it's a problem with iphone 12. do you usually stand up when you do cameos baby are you usually just laying down in bed or whatever i'm yeah that was the thing it wasn't just that it was all scuffed looking like this you were laying in what's bed i don't know why you don't show any effort listen listen i got requests backed up the ass all right like i do you really how many do you have pending how many do i have right now i don't think that has anything to do with the quality of that i'm just saying i feel like the people that are booking me know me and they like me for whatever i am how many guys are sincere how many you got how many of you i got pending penny i have five right now okay i mean not that crazy that's fine he slammed we made it sound like you had like a hundred i mean it's almost like at a thousand it's it's up there in just one week wait how many have you done so far how many have you gotten i think i've gotten nearly 20. that's great what about yo zack has been the king of cameos so thank you thank you did you put it zach does jack does all this uh let's see let's open zach's zach how many have you gotten uh 26. wow and you serenade people right i will write an original song or like they'll send me suggestions like hey can you play over there can you play his intro video oh wait i wanted to see the one that abe sent wait hold on sorry i i i and dan is the only one who's not doing it yeah i refuse to do that i'm not i'm you cannot pay me enough to do that wait where's the video of av being like sorry my cameo was bad here's another one isn't there video i don't think we have that because here it is i found it a cameo from me uh my cameos have been turning out like [ __ ] because i like trying on my my good camera i thought it was i'm trying to make some high quality 4k cameos but i guess whenever i was uploading it the yeah i thought there was one you sent someone that was like sorry that one was so bad here's another one that was the the two-star guy who ended up being a very nice guy and changed it to five-star that's oh that's so awkward yeah let me swatch your your uh let me watch your intro i didn't do that you see you changed it your other your other intro was well here it is what's up guys it's a b from the h3 podcast i'm excited to be on cameo and i'm really excited to be taking your guys money i mean requests oh i shoot how do i redo this what's up guys he also recorded one where he was intimidating me which was actually really funny i'm sorry impersonating me where he wears a hawaiian shirt oh my gosh that was actually pretty great it was very funny that one was good but i didn't want to get in the way of zack wait are you filming this at work bro katie what's up i heard it's your 20th birthday [Music] this mind you i'm here from eight to like you know i'm the first one to go yeah yeah you work hard but like so when did you film this one what's up and i tried to put it against the birth of like a flat and your friends i wasn't trying to cry that's obviously worse and they said that you deserve the world what do you what are you holding uh michael bro are you guys all filming cameos at work i'm not i do it at home ian you filming cameos at work uh i did the first one kind of as a joke you can see it on one of you so let me get this straight in because i'm paying you can you hold it could you hold that thought and watch the ends and then yell at me wait i want to hear your message katie what's up i heard it's your 20th birthday and uh your friends you want to just maybe you want to just sit at my desk that'd be a nice value ad probably sit right before watch watch ian please and thank you dan did you know they were doing this at work no no completely unaware who the [ __ ] [ __ ] did you know he might have been on saturdays there's no off the clock you're you're here yeah so what's the difference but all of them are at work i look how many of them are at work no not only ones that were oh it's just showing the same three yeah i thought it was showing um i thought it was showing and i needed to get that one in so i keep my 24 hour status okay let's listen what's up that's your 20th birthday and uh your friends ella griffin wanted me to send you some love and they said that you deserve the world and that uh they're there for you we're sweet people my friends don't even answer the phone what what a beautiful group of people they're a little shallow because i'm hearing that they're team jacob so they are a little shallow but i think they might really get into this shout out to you but yeah they said that you're very hard working and that you're in med school so congrats to you on that don't be embarrassed man be proud of your words i knew this day was coming you know to get some cash on the side i think it's cool to do a little side hustle thank you i'm happy for you guys i really am i think it's cool i mean you guys could be living like uh white cloud game right they got a ways to go until they get like game levels oh this is going to help a lot though i think but i'm i'm i i love the saga i really do let's move on to zach so you've done like 20 zap well zach is out here serenading man like crazy watch his intro video if you haven't seen it how come i'll say if you you'll definitely get more than your money's worth with zach zach goes all out write you a nice song here's that he's doing that [ __ ] showing off the feet [Applause] why are you killing your bare feet like that it wasn't me it was no slam at you that is disrespectful to me it was no slam at you i wanted to frame it did you purposely do bare feet no my hand to god no what is this you sent me that was zack's flipped version of the same video okay let's watch the feet defeat uh [Music] oh [Laughter] oh you play guitar in all of them uh zach usually yeah do people request songs yeah they do julian first and foremost oh they don't know how to stop the other video okay chill cameo so like this one this dude like shot me a message on cameo and he's like hey if i email you my track can you jam over it hmm oh interesting little collab yeah i mean he made a beat of my laugh from like an episode have you do you guys have any um any weird requests yet um i i got like an anti-semitic one that i refused no he's like he's like hey can you make fun of fun of my jewish friend with like curly hair and a big nose oh what the [ __ ] good job because you put that out there bro and it's out there yeah i would i would i'm not the sound lad out there right can i know i'm a jew myself so you know um yeah what's up jew boy yeah exactly like you know i'm personally i i i can speak for a b and e and like very careful of what we say you know it's usually very pg ian got a pretty interesting request you want do you talk about that one tell me uh well i got it this morning um no that's not what i'm talking about yeah the one i i was telling you earlier about i think i heard about this one there's another one the one in the private messages that you tell me about that oh yeah someone wanted to see my little piggy wigglies someone asked to see ian's feet but what was interesting is that ian was really considering sending him feed pics right did you end up doing it i didn't do it i was talked out of it so he was offering me 50 bucks i was like i show the feet i want to talk about feet but also don't do the [ __ ] it wasn't just feet it was like he wanted to do a really weird pose too right it was a very awkward that was the thing is that first i thought they were just memeing because we'd have all the defeat memes on the show but the request was so oddly specific that it it became apparent that no this this person wants to jack off to the internet what was the pose that they were requesting it was like um like me with my feet all the way out and yeah like that all right my face he's empty and then this was interesting that's how i knew it was weird the guy sent a photo of himself doing the pose that he wanted ian to do and he was gonna tip you too man yeah he was saying uh 50 bucks a video so this was going to become a regular thing yeah well he was supposed to be doing i was like that's just you don't want that you don't want that you don't want that fifty dollars trust me you but you said next never mind well it's just like i mean i don't know i don't i feel no connection so like it does it didn't bother me it didn't feel like a violation it doesn't bother you but on the internet there's going to be some weird jerk off video it's like getting paid 50 bucks to show my elbow or something i don't care okay well how about this what if you have you know what tribute videos are in oh no so you want to teach the class okay so tribute video is like when somebody pleasures himself and finishes on a photo of someone so you're gonna be start having like tribute photos of your feet on like the hub you know what i mean it's just i've trust me you're not ready for the consequence of setting that video i love that you're just putting this energy up i i i think i did the right thing stopping you from sending them if that's the case there's a bunch of photos out there me and zach it's the intention it's the intent yeah there probably are tribute picks for you guys though already probably but ian you had what was interesting to me is like you i would send a picture of my you know privates for what what was your price he's at 50 bucks no he said he said he said two you said 250 for whole i never said that but no okay i mean no i'm not i'm not going to told you anything but like if somebody wanted to buy a picture of that you said that you'd be willing to sell it for a certain price no i think you said well i'm trying to remember what it was i think it was i said if you gave me a tesla i'd show my dick okay so then i was like oh yeah you said for a nice new car so what i said like 15 20. he said 20 20 000 you'd show your dick on the internet i mean i need a car man she said she said the first she's hearing about it would you be okay with with that for 20k sam was like sell your feet pics dude she was pro yes yeah she's like no problem with feet okay what about what about dick no they know that what about a hole [Laughter] i was making a joke that sam was pimping out ian for 18 bucks after his cut when he was at thirty dollars eighteen bucks ian would you like art ian ela would you let me sell a dick pic for like a million bucks or something nft that there's anyone buying mmp would you be okay with that no no that's pretty good deal though so let's see what uh zach is uh let's see what julian first and foremost i have to say this is so flattering the song you sent me like it is so cool that you made a beat out of it and um took my laugh my insane joker brain laughs and maybe um [ __ ] a trap beat to it that's so cool i'm very flattered so i thought i'd uh try and jam over it um give it my best shot and um [Music] oh yo this is content this is [Music] [Laughter] i will write an original song jam over anything yeah he's got a perfect five-star uh score abe did too reviews maybe you had a perfect uh five score did you you got that one guy to flip his his he lobbied you lobbied hard let's watch ian's intro okay so ian took his cameo in a whole different direction just just to sign out he wins any intro video he wins all right you guys ready for answer how many orders have you got ian you how are you doing compared to the other guys um well i i keep opening it for a little burst and then closing it because i i don't know i haven't uh i i put too much time in and i i get bogged down so so you're actually considerate of other obligations in your life like working here one could say you know i got a photo for you here you want to see it here wait wait there's something weird going on um i click in ian's and then it just brings me back to this page like what the fridge and then when i click a b it does the same thing oh sax same thing what's happening it's flip dude thing is flip this is a screen cap from ian's from your other star employees what is that what am i even looking at that's a screen cap from their cameo is this supposed to be a gotcha yeah what do you wait what am i is that james charles wait i genuinely don't understand what i'm looking at would you come up to me if you saw me in a mall they're at work yeah they're in the back or they're in the stairwell bathroom no it's from it could be literally anywhere dude well i don't know what's happening here ian ian was sending a birthday message to someone and he's like hey do you want to be i don't know i'm not saying there's anything wrong with it but i'm saying he was calling me out for doing well because you're doing it on the [ __ ] side labs at work [ __ ] harry potter you knew i was gonna call you out for doing that for what doing that work yeah i was in front of a black wall all right that's fair i'm in front of a black wall they're acknowledging they're using the office for doing your [ __ ] side hustle at work that was ask cameron cameron was here that was like at eight o'clock where i stayed after for like three hours while cam was still you work hard you work hard i won't question that you work hard i won't demand you for that you you do work really hard it's just funny just that you're doing camera hold on come on i have here no no i listen i i trust i believe you you work hard there's one more element to this story too uh in that specific camp i'm going to be a tattletale tale now uh yeah tell me everything in that cameo specifically that a b showing they're joking about that they got to get back to work oh damn yeah oh okay sorry guys bro all right guys we gotta get back to work for him enough enough having someone on my side we gotta get back to work thank you cameron i'm gonna count on you to snitch on everyone else it was at the end of the day when i was like i know you guys work hard i'm not joking ab especially worked very hard which i do we should just show this camera if you can get to i can't open anything i literally does cameo work for you maybe it crashes it actually is not working people trying to access like it genuinely is that possible i mean oh my god it does not work uh it's so awkward wait did we [Music] none of us it works it doesn't work for me it doesn't work for me it doesn't work for ela it doesn't work for dan right we're ip banned oh my god wait let me try incognito maybe they have a different server for sweden is that possible no we crashed we literally crashed cameo you guys question the power we have here we we do this all the time the website's live we crash it like oh i was able to get to ian's just now okay he's working on my phone okay okay let me try again here cam yeah it just i don't know it doesn't work i guess i did something to piss off the instagram god well while we wait for cameo to get to come back online here okay all right so this is ian wait ian you don't know how many you've gotten uh i mean when i had it open i think i did like seven or eight what do you mean so it's not so people can request it now they can't now it's open right now yeah he actually i had it turned off for about uh he raised his price last night he was like listen i have a lot of work to do i'm gonna close this right well yeah because i was doing like edits for him and then after cameo and apple's cut i got uh 18. so here's the crazy thing that is crazy when you guys see it says 50 bucks for a cameo we were kind of all come to this realization like cameo takes what 25 percent and he said that's reasonable right here's the thing about apple just apple if you have an android this doesn't apply to you at all this is so mind-blowing apple takes 30 off the top of all in-app purchases and that's four cameos cut so apple is actually making more than carryout than cameo it is it is wild that is so cool do you guys actually how can they justify that i know it's it's it's it's authoritarian it's it's oh my god i mean it's better to book through web you got it yeah web or android but like bro how that how do they get away with that like if it's a fake apple is getting sued by a bunch of companies for that reason yeah i mean yeah that shouldn't be allowed that's crazy that's what it's like cameo buying it's like so not any of their business well if you buy it through their payment portal or whatever you know what i mean they they think that they deserve a cut it's not even through their payment portal it's anything anything but just anything yeah if you use your own visa with the app right that you downloaded from apple store they get a cut wow yeah so like on a 60 camera you're walking away with like 31 bucks it's less than half you end up less than half yeah because they take they both take full cut yeah so before the apple if it's just a cameo cut if it's 50 it ends up being like 37.50 that's a such a big difference but that's what we're saying is look on the web but but like yeah i remember when fortnite got in a huge fortnight lawsuit with with apple because apple was taking so much people were playing this game fortnite and you can only imagine how much money apple was just taking from them it's probably just insane yeah fortnite anyway go ahead and play ian's intro well i've hit rock bottom at the top of the world i'm on cameo if you ask me to jump i say depends on how high that bank account goes baby so i need you to buy in so i could sell out so happy birthday jessica and congrats on them well that's great ian yeah you want to tell me about that that's great i don't know that's what i mean is i get bogged down and then i mean that's a lot of work to do that yeah yeah ian's are really really good high production but it's fun it's like making little mini sketches it's fun and i've sold out big time oh ian wrote here uh if you buy don't use iphone app apple takes that thirty percent thirty percent isn't it it is it's brutal it is brutal when i saw that i spent like there was one cameo i did i spent like 45 minutes editing it let me see it and then i got like 17 bucks and i was like this is brutal astronomical let me see let me see uh which is the one you spent a lot of time on or which is the one you want to show us that you that you're most proud of here well that's what i did last night on the far left with the striped shirt you want that watch that one yeah we could do that one okay go ahead dan and just turn it down a little bit so we all don't yeah yeah this is a message for susan and colin louise told me that it's your one year wedding anniversary congratulations guys that's very exciting and here's to many more to come i've actually been married once before myself it was a common law marriage with a virginia possum that lived inside my wall [Music] yeah common law which is living together for a certain amount of time so i know a thing or two about marriage if i had any advice for you guys it would be to make sure your partner is well-fed watch out for claws get your shots and uh patch any holes in the wall that might give them an opportunity to uh do you have the license for this attack you wouldn't be selling it louise also mentioned that susan is a big fan of kanye looking forward to donda and wanted some reassurance regarding waiting for that album how long can these videos and uh what i would suggest is to print out the donda album cover and glue it are you worried about who's working i kind of agree it's just making me feel like i wish you were doing this work for me i've been begging you for powerpoint for [ __ ] years and you're basically doing it for these guys i'm happy for you guys regarding the one-year anniversary of the very first wishes what do i pay you friggin i'd have to check after that five percent five percent differences this is crazy this is a message for susan and column they better give me five stars for that [ __ ] that's an ass to it does make me feel like damn i've been begging you to make content for so long and these guys are getting all the good stuff like they should be getting the lazy [ __ ] i should be getting the good [ __ ] what do i got to buy cameos from you to get you to work you just tell me i'll start buying cameos from you ian that's what it means yeah i'll buy a [ __ ] cameo from you on even on the web browser i won't even use apple wow i appreciate that and i'll have to stitch it together to make a powerpoint can you please ian ethan here can you please make a cameo about the kanye's new album the first track thanks and then oh i'm back can you make a cameo on the second track i'll do a whole ian album review you are bullying me i'll send you my link all right thanks buddy that's why my cameos aren't as good because i'm working you know i give you i give you everything here we go here we go i'm just gonna hold my tongue on this one oh yeah this motherfucker's writing songs i'll speak for ian too we do it when we get home don't speak for me yeah yeah don't go in when we get home we're done with work after a long wedding you know what actually you know what people are calling me snitch [ __ ] these guys i love you guys but you know what they they formed a mutiny zach came up to me like bro let's get on cameo cameo bros i go out of town and then zach partners up with ian they're doing collabs they're making poses wait dan you're the only one you have something to say well are you starting to see why i didn't want to have a cameo look at the look at the rip carrying you guys this is already paused i still can't load it yeah [ __ ] a lot of the chat was saying they were having the same problem so it's not exclusive to us their website's having an issue it's flip the shit's flipped i think we crashed it yeah you make a really interesting point a because i would prefer the cameos be lazy and the effort come to the show that's what i would like okay to defend myself i always put my best effort when we're doing the show okay i noticed you left a little bit early the other day [Laughter] and i will always put pride in the music because that's another thing i'm passionate about i'm mostly jealous of ian's uh tick tocks you know i just got to say that i haven't said a single word about abc's tick tocks he's trying to bury me right now no no i said the quality of your tic-tacs are great they did i said you have the best no me and you got it yeah yeah yeah actually abe may have may have opened the flood gate or time i work every time i work or cameo i'm because i'm definitely not yeah so where do you get off charging 70 for years ab that's what i don't get no 70 thing which is a meme i really i'll always be five dollars oh it was a meme how many people paid 70. i'll be okay if you're always five dollars more than me i'll be okay with that if anyone should be raising the price and if that's the kind of cameos you're making and you don't want to try you should be charging like 500 for the cameo ian and then they actually get a really good one and you don't have to deal with a bunch of people buying them and then if it's not through apple you can refund it you're putting through if it's through apple you just straight refund it you're editing [ __ ] in premiere i mean how long does that take you he said for an hour yeah it's like close to an hour that's insane no it's fun i like it you should raise your price though in i just hate that i have to bump it up so much to for most of it to go to apple and then the person who wants it is just paying apple just tim apple yeah i swear to god raise it to like 200 and then write if you buy this through apple i will refund it it's funny i feel like that might get them kicked off you'd think so why not i don't know i'm sure cameo hates apple just as much as uh i guess probably probably like you know right this is a very interesting landscape i got to say my mom and dad are also on cameo funnily enough my mom is right my mom is popping but my dad is not poor gary we never really gave him a shout out so it's not fair to compare but my mom is like crushing it dude let's see what wait the last one she did was on hi this is dawn oh she didn't want to work we did it on the side okay okay that's my mom she's not working she's not an employee she is the co-host of applause she is on this channel is she does she how is she an employee do you pay her a talent fee she's not on a salary no she pulled it out she's like do you want to do one with me i don't remember what it was they call you them the selves oh the don that's a good one don and um thanks for god my mom understands what cameos are she's just like hey what's up all right peace asking to see me on youtube you're trying too hard yep see you soon that's it that was it that was it but wait this is my thing i just i wait i wait and i keep the camera on her oh here watch this one goes off the rails okay that's it oh this is her this is her trailer i'm sorry hi this is gone trailer shout out to all my butterfly they call you them themselves oh the don that's a good one and um thanks for asking to see me on cameo trailer see you soon ciao okay that's it or should i write something [Laughter] god god bless your mom he's great so here let's see what my mom's been up to this is her most recent one mary this is donna from families on uh h3 podcast your friend uh alicia sent me something you're celebrating your 25th birthday happy birthday such a beautiful age not that i'm complaining i'm 65. i'm happy but 25 was really it was really a beautiful age and she tells me that you work at a i'm out but my mom is crushing it you know god bless her i gotta find my dad's because he was complaining that nobody's buying his but i was like why do you need to make your own i just don't understand why he was so oh god shoe next is like he should have only charged seven dollars bro you don't want to get on his level what does that mean after a cut he gets like three bucks yeah or apple he probably won i think he literally does like thousands he has three thousand reviews so put that in yo he gets three bucks though that's crazy hey let's see what he's up to i'm gonna see what kind of effort should i puts in hey everyone shoot wait you muted it way to my cameo either way i've been a legend on the internet for about 10 years now and i just love making cameos for anyone oh this is uh father's day mother's day yeah we keep getting duped into watching the trailer do you remember we bought some from him like a couple years ago yeah we ride people right everyone shoe nice again question i'm honored to be able to pick this draft order for the fantasy football league now the names were given to me randomly from iran hey kenny shoe nice again maybe he doesn't know i thought that he'd be a babysitter shoe nice again either way maybe damien might want to go out sometime all right chewie keep it up do you buddy but if you go to um bro i'm so fascinated by cameo i think you're dead maybe not getting as much traffic because of his profile picture well we never plugged him i'll say that but but let's see gary cline oh this is so bad wait smash that like button look at his profile you can't even tell that it's him dude what are you doing boomer [ __ ] this is a picture of him when he was like 20. yeah smash that like button it's mostly just my sister and wait so how do i find this let's see i want to find the um they have one for podcasts wasn't there wait vlog squad bro i gotta hold on who's in the vlog squad i don't these people aren't vlogs okay todd is dirty dom's on every 20 bucks down bad let's see what dirty thumbs up to here this is the most recent one oh my boy arya it's your boy dirty dom just here to wish you a new happy birthday just dying my hair pink i'm officially losing it i don't know what's going on anyways my man congrats on turning 19 years old keep killing it keep working hard stay dirty smoke that dope never go broke and um don't let the bed bugs bite i don't know stay stoney oh that's a good cameo so little effort one take no thought that's cameo come on guys smash that like button that's how it's done oh you've got rudy giuliani raised his up to 400 holy [ __ ] there was a time where it was us three next to rudy and the new and noteworthy i think there's a screenshot yeah i have a screenshot let me see let me see so funny oh here's my dad's eye my what do you think about this hello like yeah the picture it looks like it's just like a little girl and my dad cut off yeah what and they're such boomers you can use your phone to literally just take a photo um you want to watch rudy not he's not getting a lot of traffic unfortunately only 15 reviews but let's see what rudy's up to hi randy it's uh rudy giuliani and i'm calling to wish you a very happy 50th birthday which is coming up on the 20th he's plugging his book and i hope you're properly prepared for it and you're ready to enjoy it and and uh understand that 50 is up brody here's the screenshot this is smelling through the video this is a totally unedited uh screenshot of the cameo website oh that's so funny and it's a sexual dance oh he raised it by 25 huh new it's just the fact that it's the crew in rudy this was on the this was on their front page of their website how do you feel about i wonder how they feel about dirty dom being in the vlog squad tab kind of interesting oh good point so wait i got to find my dad okay so gary clinton i want to see what he's up to i think a lot of the vlogs hot ones are older because they're unavailable and like seth is in there too nick's in there my dad's about to give a pep talk to someone hello miranda to my house recline working at the office supposed to be spending time with theodore you're free my parents come over to hang out with theodore my dad's shooting cameos in the backyard this is just taking over no respect hello miranda like he doesn't have enough free time better doing these days as father of ethan husband of donna your friend devon thought enough of you to spend their own hard-earned money to reach out to me to make this cameo for you so let's discuss a few things okay first of all appreciate you really enjoying the families horrible angles of the boomers from super low donna and her monarch she's doing a great job with that and then for some reason it's because he's reading the text you can have an option to leave the text on screen following porn stars on twitter well obviously i'm going to say that's okay um yeah so there's been all kinds of cameo drama but you know it's all good baby um you know and then is there anything else cameo related uh let's see yep that's about it there you have it yeah i think ian you really got to raise your price up that that that wouldn't make that you know at least be worth your your time there i'll think about it um well that's about it i mean how long we've been going dan's gone couple hours left i was like what the [ __ ] about two and a half hours okay perfect they went to go record some cameos they're in the bathroom recording cameos for sure yeah did you guys do any cameos during the show any any phones under the desk that would be kind of the best i would honestly not even be mad if one if abe you did a cameo of me yelling at you for doing a cameo do it somebody cough cough it up make it i'm getting a scam likely should i answer it sure let's do it hello hello hello ethan klein this is ethan my name is ashley fong of the applesauce republican recall can you hear me okay what are you on behalf of stop the republican recall stop in the recall we're stopping what recall stopping the republican recall we're stopping which recall thank you oh she don't i bro they didn't even give me a chance maybe she's just in a hurry she's like i ain't got time for this [ __ ] anyway we're about done ela all right um oh thank you cameron uh cameron gave me a new profile picture for my dad here it is this one might work a little better [Laughter] my face instead of my sister as a baby [Laughter] anything else you guys want to add we're wrapping it up [Music] ian said you guys were in the bathroom doing cameos [Laughter] dan's got a secret account like well that was the other wrinkles that dan didn't want to lower himself it wasn't it's not about lowering okay what is it about then because i just i don't want to be making content in my free time i spend you can do it at work what do you mean and and do you guys feel that dan is maybe is maybe like looking down on you guys doing you know and that's something i really appreciate about dan he he sticks to his own morals but he never judges anyone else for theirs oh that's not wrong or that's that yeah no you guys are pathetic me making fun of anybody that ordered a camo for me maybe i'll be down to do that just promising them like what what is wrong with you what are you spending your money on this what are you doing that's your shtick man i don't know why you don't see i would love to just roast people like if you guys have requests there's a roast like option on there yeah like i wrote a roast i could do that all day i'd be much more comfortable doing it people are asking if love's on there uh not that i know of love's on wic and ethan's feet dude i did the math i'd have to sell 50 feet videos to that guy to make what loves cashing in speed revenue out now 2.2 2k i was in gloves i'm building a game and i just sent you a script yeah there's a video yeah i heard you're you're building a game i sent you one of the art pieces in discord if you want to see oh yeah sure i'd love to look at us we're funding all these enterprises we got a super chat saying vote oh my god no no it's not i'm not it just happens to look like him okay in a diaper this is awesome dude cause he has the does he have to stop every uh few minutes to pee in a in a basement uh so the set the first level is going to be in a basement in a dark basement and phase two of the boss will be um the character the player avoiding p streams ha ha ha ha i peed in my basement oh so it is the quartering no no it's now oh it's not it's not it's just it everything in this game is fictional and likeness is mere coincidence oh okay yeah i'm sorry oh can i tell you guys an idea okay so you guys know hold on stay right here i'm super proud of what we're about to do next okay i want to kill i want to read this um comment go for it vote no on the california government recall encourage everyone to vote no or else california will end up with a republican government governor i'm voting yes on the recall and i will be voting for angeline she has my vote wait you voted angeline yesterday i'm voting for angeline who is that you don't know who angelina is talking about on the show before oh we talked about on on frenemies actually i just realized really i'm voting definitely no on the recall everyone vote no no no no no it's not that i even love gavin newsom it's just like it's such oh my god actually did you guys see uh there's a candidate uh his name is chauncey chauncey slim killins have you seen him i'm considering here i'm considering voting for him as well slim killins that's nancy slim killins for california governor everybody yo you know what i think it's about time that we get a dude named chelsea he just does it different yep so here's what i'm so here's something that's [ __ ] that we've been stewing on so here's a picture of ryan cavanaugh kissing harvey weinstein right but it's owned by getty are you showing it or am i just saying you're yeah no you're yeah you're showing it okay this image is not owned by either of these men it's owned by getty images right and so what that means is that we can buy the license we bought it for the podcast but we can buy a license for distributing it on a t-shirt so to raise money for the lawsuit we're working now on a very special idea limited edition t-shirt of ryan kavanagh kissing harvey weinstein on a t-shirt signed by everyone in the crew special edition to raise money for the lawsuit and it will read something like um if only ryan cap this i'm just spitballing i'm not sure what it will say yet we have to go by the lawyers but right if only ryan kavanaugh loved free speech as much as he loves harvey weinstein [Laughter] [Music] and and and and so we're actually able to license this image because it's owned by getty now i don't expect anyone to actually wear this shirt but it's a special edition you're free to wear a shirt the shirt i know i will on the show but it will help us fundraise for the lawsuit and uh make some really cool merch do you want this for teddy fresh or can we use it you can keep it [Laughter] yeah so we're so we've got saying take my money exactly it's a really good idea and it's going to be signed it's going to be special edition it's going to a good cause it's just fantastic great idea but i just love that this is owned by getty he gave him a nice big kiss on the head and we love that for him so that's good that's what we're going to have to look forward to i just donated ten dollars said my first super chat if you put that on a shirt i'm gonna buy it 100 thank you well at first at first i got some pushback like who the [ __ ] would wear that yeah but i'm like you don't understand it's the it's a collectible is there gonna be a limited amount or yeah yeah yeah we'll make well the license says we can make a max of three thousand shirts oh oh somebody just in chat just said will it be flipped we should just mirror the image oh but i want this what it is yeah your thing is flipped brian cavanaugh your thing is flipped so i don't think we'll sell five thousand do you think we can sell five thousand five pieces i don't think you said three and i think five this license says you can sell five thousand yeah should we send ryan kavanaugh one absolutely we should send one to his um complimentary and signed by everyone with love we can send it to the law the lawyers or the pr people just on you know care of ryan cavanaugh nice little card you know if we sell 5 000 of them for like 35 bucks we're signing 5 000 shirts i don't think you are you better [ __ ] stop with the cameo to start signing holy [ __ ] there's no way we're gonna sell five thousand we might i don't know i don't know i mean it's they're only 35 bucks or we could do like a special edition hundred shirts and then because i wonder if it's better to sell like a thousand of them at like a hundred bucks a piece because it's like that's that's stupid that's too much money 35 is kind of i don't know i gotta crunch the numbers on this now's not the time but i just want to let you guys know where our heads at right pretty exciting get your signing hands ready boys [Applause] but dude that's i mean ryan cavanaugh's gonna be really happy to see you not only are we celebrating his commitment to free speech and his love for harvey weinstein um we're also going to be putting money in the bank to uh prepare ourselves for future losses the legal battle with him you know so he'll be it's very good sounds fun the rainy day fun it's not a rainy day fun i'm spending like i'm spending like 20 30 000 a month on this lawsuit and you know not complaining the lawyers are doing great work i'm not complaining it's just it's expensive uh javier just donated 129 i guess pesos mexican pesos a mexican nobody knows who they are i'm aware that in public perfect really even in mexico they didn't they didn't hear about it yeah this is american news um i want you know what would be fun is once we send the shirts out i want to see people wearing them in public well and then i don't think you can wear harvey weinstein in public at least in america and that was what i said it's like there's gonna wear pictures yeah and then what's interesting is you're right it is offensive and ryan cavanaugh's given a big beautiful kiss on the head all right so it is offensive you're right oh my lord so let's do a poll i want to know just be honest i'm i actually just really want to know how many of these shirts we should buy and just be like what what what price point are we thinking like 35 i would still put also don't make it as an option because i'm curious you know okay good who would you say i would buy it i would not buy it don't make it i would buy it i would just yeah there's a good chance he's gonna sue us for doing this but i do think that we're legally in the in the clear on this one so you know all right um okay but what's the price point like because it's a special edition fundraiser with the signature maybe 50 bucks do you think that's too much no would you go up maybe maybe we should make it don't want to piss anyone off but go ahead here i want to know what we can do with this don't don't post it yet dan because we have the price okay he already put it okay post it put the thing up vote baby go i think you're hired tell me what you think we should charge for it i mean if we're everybody's signature once in a lifetime that much for cameos i mean all of our signatures you're right 50 bucks what's your last name you guys did a signing like five years ago six years ago i don't know well we did fan meetups with like rip and dip collabs and stuff but that that's so everyone's signature on the crew i mean that is rare that probably made that may be the only time in history that happens when you cover my carpal tunnel yeah will you stock up on ben yeah i will so maybe 100 bucks for sure the chat's saying shut the [ __ ] up baby wait oh yeah well hold on guys we're trying to raise money for our lawsuit here because let's see we got 40 here people are saying people say 40 max everybody's signature yellow are paying a b to lay on his couch and talk talk to you through his phone for five seconds for 50 bucks and like in like 180p yeah all right guys 10 bucks 10 bucks 10 bucks i think 100 is a good price point that's a real collectible that's everybody's signature 900 bucks is a ticket people are saying four nobody yeah that's what people are still thinking 35 35 40. i mean this is the majority of people are saying yeah maybe 45. we're overestimating the value i would undervalue it as well if i was actually trying you know what i mean well no i don't i'm taking you guys at your word here 30 i can't do 30 guys come on give me a break 70 max 70 sounds good to me all right here's the here's the results oh [ __ ] there's a lot of people not interested but there's a lot interested it's about anything when you take the not buy and don't make it together it's about different percent oh no but we still we still overcome but there's a big difference between don't make it and i would not buy let's not clump them together i mean they're they're both people that wouldn't buy it yeah but yeah but they're not offended by it necessarily well 15 are apparently so i'm making this [ __ ] shirt yeah or maybe we could do a lemonade i think it needs to have a disclaimer on it this is not intended to be worn outside or something what that's a shirt they can do whatever they want with it does it have to be a shirt what if it's no we could put on anything i'm just using the graphics maybe we sign a limited amount how about a bathrobe a bathroom because that was what harvey used to wear a bad idea no no no no no i think a shirt is just the cheapest to produce and listen it's a funny socks socks oh with the photo a shirt where we sign a limited amount and then the rest the limited being the ones we sign and then the other ones sell for 40 bucks so the ones we signed are like 100. oh that's a good idea and then then we don't sign a trillion things and pour into the collectibility right so the regular ones would be 35. special edition signed by the whole crew 100. i like that that's a good ass deal for everyone to sign the basic ones would have no signature no signature although that's not a selling i doubt it nobody's going to vibe i'm i will pretty much listen people just yeah i mean people want to support our lawsuit efforts and they might want a cool shirt off her if you wanted to me and zach yeah so i won't sign just help me i won't sign it yeah no that sounds horrible you guys all right i don't know but this whole idea really yeah it's so funny um you don't love it anymore i don't know it's just weird it's harvey weinstein it's mostly a picture of harvey no but it says if only ryan kavanagh loved free speech as much as he loves harvey weinstein i know but getty images owns it take it up with getty they're the ones licensing it out to me oh by the way um someone called them on the phone getty to ask about the licensing and he provided the id for the picture when the person pulled it up on the phone they were like noticeably disgusting because you know it's just such a weird picture they're like can we i wanted to what is this let you just tell you how [ __ ] up it is oh my god i just love that it's ryan's gotta be so sad about that being on getting images it's so funny my god holy [ __ ] you guys we gotta do it i swear to god we have to do it and we have to send one to ryan oh my god that might be could that be construed as harassment sending that to him why what's happening about it i'm just sending him a keepsake it's a collectible or maybe we could set up outside trailer headquarters and hand them out free shirts oh my god if we unsigned one oh controller headquarters is in la i think we found out right they're here that would be kind of amazing video where if we make like a hundred unsigned and go to trailer headquarters and just pass out shirts oh they're in it's in new york i think they have a building in l.a too they have an la office but you know what like i would be i would be willing to go down there and hand out some free shirts everyone loves free shirts that'd be so funny oh man triller where's triller's office it's flynn says it's in new york i'll wear a homemade la one listed is that worth flying to new york we do it all we're home for christmas break you'll wear it to your family yeah where's my i love this so awkward i'm gonna have to ask the lawyers if i can do that if i can't go to trailer headquarters to pass out three shares i mean you're just on the sidewalk yeah totally yeah a billboard wait so okay so tr ryan kavanagh oh we got it cleared we can put if only ryan kavanaugh loved free speeches but she loved harvey weinstein so that's the chairs oh wait i'm gonna ask the lawyer ryan cavanaugh is is not actually the ceo of triller he's ceo of the parent company right he's the owner he's the majority owner of trailer oh he is okay yeah and then he's the ceo of pr proxima media right yeah he's got his fingers and all the so i think yeah proxima media is in but i think it has to be trailer employees yo trailer my things flip flying in new york then really can i go outside a trailer hq and hand out the shirts i mean if it's on public prop like yeah if it's in we can't go on the premises okay i would never i would so i might be on public i don't think i mean why yeah how could it be an issue to do that you're right i shouldn't even ask the lawyer oh man this is so much fun at least you're making the best out of the lawsuit people are loving the billboard idea yeah the billboard is kind of epic wait what's the idea put that image on a giant billboard outside of triller headquarters let me ask if i can do that no don't ask this one comment that just says and then it's a magnet emoji wait what somebody commented ethan magnus emoji it's not just it's just specifically ryan cavanaugh wants to sue me over everything yeah apparently he's getting ready to add another lawsuit for defamation for some reason cool okay so now we have copyright infringement tortoise interference because he's claiming that we are what could possibly be definition defamation all we've done is he said that saying he looks like harvey weinstein is defamatory oh come on that's an opinion that's clearly an opinion yeah in the last lawsuit they were suggesting that like saying it was flipped was defamatory this guy is going to run himself into the poor house just on frivolous lawsuits like how can he afford to do this i agree i don't think he's as rich as as he uh thinks he is yes he is well especially if we can sell shirts and raise money then we're gonna be stay above water and we can fight for fair use all day long you know what i mean so wait i'll look into the billboard and the uh get free shirt giveaways maybe we could do a bit where we just go to like times square or hollywood boulevard and just give out free shirts and get people's reaction all right it's got a sort of a non-sequitur but uh super chat for twenty dollars please use the intro music from the theo vaughn interview episode 109 as today's outro did we use like special music no no no no no no i i think i know what this is referring to uh check the disc by the way uh unrelated ela i wanted to show you this what reality show was this guy from i know we watched it who is this guy we watched a reality show with him um i can't really see him you'll see his face you don't you recognize him kind of yeah god what was he on i don't remember is it not like bachelor or something imagine all right no all right no well anyway it's so funny he goes he goes one year ago sleeping on the floor and here he is throwing money one dollar bills in a pool in a swimming pool while nobody pays attention it's just floating in the water weirdest flex video ever nobody's paying attention to them they're not even picking up the money in the freaking pool who throws money in a swimming pool and they're ones too she's throwing like 20 bucks in the pool oh they're saying too hot to handle oh too hot to handle thank you guys yeah i just thought this was hilarious he's just like dude i don't think anyone's watching bro what the hell are you guys talking about we do need to go by the way what's this theo bond stuff you guys are talking about yeah i don't know i'll wrap it up we haven't figured it out well he just pulled up the episode they're talking about was listening to intro is it not the normal podcast music i guess they're just trying to say use the old music yeah it's a normal normal song we don't have that i'm afraid so we had a lot of fun here this was fun this is a great time nice to be back and uh well it's the weekend baby [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] have a great weekend take care of yourselves be good stay gold and we'll see you next week we'll be back to our oh this weekend we're uploading families yes that's right [Applause] or fun you said in the announcement sunday so let's just do it on sunday yeah [Music] shredder was

Channel: H3 Podcast

Views: 1,929,358

Rating: 4.8652811 out of 5

Keywords: h3h3, h3, h3 after dark, h3h3productions, ethan klein, hila klein, ethan and hila, ethan & hila, after dark

Id: Xvasys6EONM

Length: 169min 25sec (10165 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 20 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/Prize_Ad_5054]

Begging for a powerpoint for years!!!!

[u/Raydoyler91]

I think a shirt with ethans thriller review on it would be better. Weinstein has actual victims so it might be in poor taste. (although perfect for pissing Ryan off)

[u/Fundamentall]

The cameo Segment was sooooo funny

[u/anoncas1095]

The shirt idea with incriminating ryan kav i admit is very funny, if it was any other picture. But with harvey weinstein covering the majority of the picture, I imagine it would get a lot of criticism, mostly outside the fan base, and would ultimately have a negative impact on the podcast. Doesn't really matter if it's a joke or not, if it's viewed from an outside perspective, it will be criticized. I love ethan for always being 100% committed to a joke, but I hope he realizes that sometimes it puts the podcast on the line hence his employees' work too.

[u/Big_Cauliflower_132]

Everyone losing their shit at Ethan describing talking to someone at Getty images about the Harvey Weinstein picture was so god damn funny 😂 I love when they all crack up like that

[u/appleparkfive]

Food side rant:

Who are all these people getting the runs from Chipotle and Taco Bell? What are you guys ordering!

The only thing that I can't think of is that these people usually don't get a lot of fiber in their diet, or are sensitive to hot sauce. Or are lactose intolerant and don't know it (extremely common. Most people are lactose intolerant). Cheese also causes constipation for some, so that's why AB's cousin probably has that going on.

Or maybe it's some mix of those things. At chipotle I'll get a burrito with chicken, the rice, either of the beans, some pico, some sauce, and some guac. Never had the runs, ever.

At taco bell I'd order whatever. Even cheese stuff (which I rarely eat). Again, never once have I had the runs.

It's always so confusing hearing people saying this to me. I get if you're eating it late at night after some beers and thinking "oh the tacos did it!".

The only other reasoning is if you aren't used to fiber or spices at all. If you usually eat burgers and fries as your meals out. The salt and spices might cause it. The same way Indian food can. But it really shouldn't be the norm guys. That's really the only difference. Like they spice the meat, they have medium spiced sauce. That's about it

Get out of here with your weird ass stomachs, go to the corner with your mayo /s

[u/HauntingAd2676]

You guys should make a shirt with Ethan's review lol

[u/seeraamuun]

My only two notes:

• Thank you for staying true to your title. I was a little skeptical going in, but as Michelle Obama once said: "Wow, Ethan! great moves. Keep it up, proud of you!"
• I'm a no on the Harvey Weinstein shirt. It just seems like a not-great idea on all fronts. You know what shirts I would buy? Some limited edition old H3 meme shirts. I would wear the shit out of a shirt of you making that face when you go: "VIRTUAL REALITY? [SCOFF]" I don't know how well the idea would pan out since you may not be able to get the rights to sell it or whatever, but I'm down for meme shirts.

[u/papayon10]

The benny boy memes have been the best thing this whole summer for me lmao