r/Dankmemes | back. away. slowly.

you don't have a cheese vending machine in your city why even live oh that's a good question okay [Music] hey hey hey what's poppin it's me rob and welcome back to mk as i said before it's me robin today we're gonna be looking at r slash dank memes because we need a little bit of that dank in our lives that are full of stank so let's just get right into it okay god i'm gonna cry do the opinions of people with nft profile pictures matter no when you forget to upvote a meme that made you blow air from your nose oh gotta get back there real quick what if we kissed in restroom co-op survival mode why survival mode what's gonna happen in there when you buy the premium version of a video game this is my horse gucky saying oops as a mathematician saying oops as a nuclear scientist oopsies me picking up my little cousin from his smash bros tourney oh boy fellas if your girl is a girl that's not your girl you're an r dank memes user you don't have a girl teacher this test isn't that hard the test what is shrek like he is very attractive handsome good-hearted well-built where's the all of the above friend me do people actually believe this stuff also me if i step on the red tiles the universe will collapse and everyone will die that is true though it's happened before jamie heidemann has changed a lot since mythbusters went off the air not really he looks about the same to me cracking open a cold one with the boys cracking open the boys with a cold one what type of cracking open the boys are you doing friend you can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while come on me after deleting twitter oh i thought you were dead my brain my death was greatly exaggerated internet explorer died a long time ago also internet explorer announces death years late internet explorer 11 desktop application will be retired on june 15th 2022 a dog dies in a movie is the same breed as your dog sorry i have a cat they don't really have breeds we just call them orange normal evil is vegemite just inedible brown garbage i'm sorry australians i haven't gotten to try it yet i don't know maybe slazzo should mail me a jar of vegemite or something like that and then i can tell you guys exactly what i feel 11 59 12 1201 yep celebration's over friend pov people on reddit just found out you're a woman oh gross 2021 is the worst year of my life so far when elsa had enough i mean i don't know is the tank any scarier than that giant ice golem she created video game developers when they need to come up with brand names for the game all right we got beepus venus [Music] in 3028 years things will be really good or really bad why is that it's 50 50. oh you i'm glad these two have stuck around honestly they're cute reddit story about a guy hiding a coconut under his bed people who don't know people who know what is he putting the coconut up his nose american hospitality die in hospital survive hospital i love it here i just turned 26 which means i'm no longer protected at all so if i break a leg i'm picked harambe died six years ago gang gaganom style is 10 years old youtube is turning 17. shrek was released 21 years ago asking google where to find kids fbi man a nice present for christmas oh no no no false alarm everyone hero the villain's lair could be anywhere the villain's lair yeah they've really got to get better about being subtle leaks coming from marvel leaks coming from dc jokes on you i don't care about either lg tv rights or something i don't know people who argue whether spider-man 2 the dark knight or no way home is the best comic book movie me who knows it's the mask did biker mice from mars ever get an actual movie movie excuse me so every time you post something people can upload it and give you awards and if i get really popular i can make money like on youtube or instagram right i can make money right asians be like 30 45 60 75 it is insane to see that uh he stopped aging 30 years ago and when he turns 90 it's all gonna catch up at once isn't it it's gonna be great teacher the test isn't that difficult the test which answer in this list is the correct answer to this question all of the below none of the below all of the above one of the above none of the above none of the above sorry i know i pronounce the and the completely at random that's because this question is stupid and therefore the answers deserve no respect things i need to do things i want to do me stuck not doing anything same friend dude who likes your post but instead of upvote gives you awards our karma parents on r slash kids are stupid when their kid walks towards an open flame oh yeah this is going to be perfect when i see the police sketch of myself on the news and it looks very accurate keep your real ones on speed dial yo me and frog we besties when you're a social person with a stable life but that makes reddit less relatable dj khaled suffering from success never heard a single song must remember to come back here when i get bombs but there's no crack in the wall it's it's fixed it's supposed to be a crack hey are you sleeping yes no shut up youtube cancelled rewind and no one noticed yeah but we noticed when they brought it back after hiding dislikes walking into the bathroom after your dad just finished yeah dad needs to learn how to use febreze man and open the window watching three one-hour episodes of a series watching a two-hour movie bro i watched two two and a half hour movies yesterday i watched 2012 very enjoyable i've seen it before and then i've watched transformers 2 revenge of the fallen wow that is easily one of the worst movies i've ever had to sit through family enjoying a good movie random sex scene kicks in how it feels getting into a hot shower when you're cold oh yeah that burns dude it sucks everyone's using panels we use slices a sliced meme a sliced meme we sliced the meme we sliced the meme oh my god subways be like honestly i'd rather be in that a lot of the time pre and post by the way than sitting in my car just don't like sitting in my goddamn car i'm losing so much more money it's 2am you're shooting up a taco bell and you see this what you doing i'm gonna go even harder and even louder forget your zodiac sign which president is the throat goat i don't know biden's got the best looking technique he's going down on it your mom gets a boyfriend he's a gamer he calls you by your username oh no he's gonna do it when you let her win in a game and she calls you a dumb ass when she wins oh see that's kind of a benefit with me i won't be beating you on purpose i'm not that good at any games this decided to walk on land and now betty white is dead it's all his fault people when a person is dying in front of them ah yeah world star dude do anything else with your life get really into dinosaurs six-year-old boys well i don't know not just dinosaurs man look the mitchells versus the machines was very accurate however i was a titanic kid then i became a world war ii kid and then i became a wwe kid and now i'm just dumb over 75 million deaths the dude who killed archduke ferdinand damn that dude really set some wacky emotion didn't he 2021 and right into the toaster yep there we go the last couple years have been the definition of out of the frying pan into the toaster anime people who think living in japan would be cool high cost of living toxic work culture war crime denial widespread racism and homophobia bro we got that over here man dude just because it's japanese doesn't make it any worse than how it is here in the usa all right me hopping online at the end of the day to see what the else is going wrong you know what a lovely light note to end today's video on that's why honestly it's best to just turn it off every now and then we here at mk want to thank you for viewing our latest video today before we get going though let's look at something else more positive i don't know like our fan art perhaps princess mk oh how lovely mk has never looked so beautiful always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed today's video consider dropping a like down below and if you really enjoyed today's video well make sure to get yourself subscribed and click that bell icon and hey also if you want to hear or see more of yours truly you can check out the links in the description below i'd love to have you by my brand new channel yeah i made a new one it's all new it's just about voice stuff so go check it out for the love of god please until next time we'll catch you later folks

Channel: EmKay

Views: 1,127,938

Keywords: reddit, r/, subreddit, best of reddit, r/ top posts, top posts, top posts of all time, reddit top posts, 100% True stories, reddit true stories, top all time, reddit posts, reddit stories, ask reddit, funny reddit, emkay, memes

Id: E1k2Ifq6mvE

Length: 8min 48sec (528 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 10 2022