Adum & Pals: Space Jam

[Music] good song I remember when I was in elementary school there was a lot of really immature parodies of this song I believe I can die I believe I am hi I just got shot by the FBI I mean that's pretty good so all of this kid dunks ah there's no 100 just like in real life if you didn't cut to this it would just end with the dad being like what the fuck are you doing just kid face playing kid yeah oh I already got it wrong so we got a blue right here Michael Jordan slams comma Bugs Bunny jams and the Looney Tunes stars hoop it up in the rim rattling round ball run home though that's one of the funniest animation / live-action capers ever made that was always well it is one of the funniest because they are what four in total and I must retire but I think I'm gonna go and play professional baseball why is that Michael disgust just won three championships seems like a good time to quit so here we go think NASA would be on this shit right these are Hubble shots if the camera turned back around the earth would be flat thanks a lot thanks a lot we're getting some lore on the tunes awesome boy I'm all evening can we talk about this CJ or are we not I was about to customer is always right that's the most evil thing I've ever heard anyone say checking a lot of fetish boxes right now or you just born with it I was a good strike up Mike I mean you look good when you strike down now when I strike down man it looks nasty man that person does not have an accent that was offensive it just occurred to me all the like Looney Tunes characters voice acting and this is gonna be garbage because it's not the same it's Mel Blanc before yeah so great in it but when I was a kid I didn't care you know it's really obvious when they make decisions about movie is in there like that's for kids they won't notice yet because I was a kid I didn't know they're right yeah kids don't notice kids are dumb very occasionally quadrupedal not like that he sounded more like another voice actor actually it's used to sound a lot more like Mel Blanc is no intelligent life out there in the universe after all you know voice maybe he's really going for it that's not my last name are we all Looney tune Bugs Bunny never been Looney tune the Looney Tunes is a separate planet that they're not a part of despite them being animated okay okay or not considered Looney Tunes no no no no they're just traditionally animated aliens yes that's what aliens look Adam have you seen the alien this is a nice house the best house well he sounds like Cola hot it's a nice house but it's not fucking Michael Jordan's house remember one thing this is like your well-off aunt's house it's like Michael Jordan has a billion dollars Michael Jordan has a basketball court in his house like a man this is Michael Jordan's doghouse yes after that that is giant house yeah this side that Bulldog owns this whole house if you pan left how much does a dog way are we gonna see some Looney Tunes fuck yes we are can we just watch these but then you're a bloom addict for television today so they're you talking about like Speedy Gonzales he likes tacos and burritos just like that Wow they were all really sound different now that I haven't seen this in a while it's on it's unfortunate he's turned him into a small black man you just can't find us into slaves can we pause no they is there a slavery through line in this lunatic look at all these white basketball players gonna say it's a good old days am i right ladies this is for the old men in the audience okay it's Rorschach oh it's a ninja turtle raincoat I think he's masturbating is this a masturbation joke so how far in are we and we have slavery and masturbation jokes I mean it is like pre 9/11 New York at Madison Square Garden July curse someone is jerking off so what you're saying is bin Laden put an end to it I mean no I'm not gonna say one so you're saying the terrorists well I'm not implying causality but I'm just saying pretty shortly after 9/11 New York really cleaned up so now maybe the right 3,000 people died it's all I'm saying that's offensive by the way why don't I come out there and say it that's right the reason people die I don't think that's what I said hope you're enjoying the commentary nope help your parents sign around hope you don't have parents hope your parents were in the north oh boy you're bad stop it get some help it's got a boner right now they just drank the juice of the NBA players yes ladies remain Oh sort of look like the NBA players has anybody ever worn a hat like that seriously I would 100% if I knew where to get my hands on one of those yeah where that practical enough telly oh this is gonna be so if we just dug deep enough I don't know why this is wearing medic this shouldn't work made sense to me as a kid why did this make sense you're a dumb kid dumbass kid why did that happen I don't know why they find so much humor and in male-on-male yeah it's just like hi I mean it is objectively hilarious Bugs Bunny kiss Michael Jordan that's gross they're both dudes and also on the table as well what's going on here how can this care is animated so they want Michael Jordan to play basketball for them so their first instinct is to totally fuck with him really that's his first objection I'm a baseball I didn't know you not what the fuck are you talking about I love this shit this is a great shot this is art this is pure art now if Mike is gone the NBA is gonna wait they're just like tightly accepting the fact that Michael Jordan Michael Jordan went into the eighth hole so uh you know if I were that might be worried about like getting arrested the ninth is it gonna play itself the faster you move on the healthier it is what's on your butt that's how do you poop they what was that those Warner Brothers going a little too far if he does rim himself okay he's dead this is concerning this is all oh that's my god right quality really oh my goodness oh wow that's terrifying Michael all your bones are shadow like irreparably this movie's over right this is it roll credit ending oh now it's personal because I'm such a good guy what if you like what if we just like burst adjustable ah just exploded if this movie was exactly the same but rated R it'll be pretty great because I woulda just seemed a basketball guy stay here we go this guy staying out again boys hey guys if you can just give me a minute then we can get back to the commentary see they play this music they implement this idea from bugs who is supposed to be like the main character of the toons immediately look at ya he's sexually attractive like a four-year-old they gave her tits is that a carrot in your pocket are you just happy to see me it's a carrot she was like totally intentional he's he's hard space gym is gonna be considered one of many initial incidents into how we got to 2018 just watch Space Jam that answers most of the questions I watched The Lying games classic mistakes I had no why aren't these why isn't the first reaction wait you you know where our daddies you missing father exactly hey cartoons where's our missing fathers hold them more like you're gonna torture later like like I'm sorry your dad's been missing they're like no Melissa McCarthy in her bravest role to date poorni manhood I feel so bad for Newman he's how do you get shit done he really is oh my god who owns this golf course that is letting him do the Honourable Trump oh hello this isn't sultry at all scintillating like we're not we're not making anything they're not putting on any airs here not wearing shoes well yeah couldn't say sickly wearing lon then we couldn't see her paws if she was winning that was aborting yeah should she wear shoes or should we see her paws he said a trickle of drool that's a lot of be traveling recipe or extra crispy dead he's dead they killed him all right I like games with actual consequences why do you get to have a gun of it sorry you were using that in play well okay that's the score that is the score i don'twant I know once I present it to 18 [Music] you kill them oh you're dead too currently killing off these characters dead Foghorn dead Sylvester faster than Game of Thrones so the stakes of this are the monsters win they're all slaves by the way that that was how Michael like Sykes up the team for the second half you won six championships like that Jesus lastly guys I remember this plot device you know that's some Wow bugs got juicy I like the wrong message to be sending this is really hey man nobody did steroids in 90s sports what are you talking about are you allowed to bring bats travel can we agree that's traveling's draw his feet aren't touching this hmm why can't they just ignore the rules of basketball they did have a gun early what happened to kind of one-sided isn't it that was just 66 there's a technical foul and they had lost like 1 million points Oh carefully animated redness half of the cure in this fucking movie is weird sexually suggestive shit with cartoons this is clearly I guess some sort of code so like they all just remembered that they're cartoons in the second half just I'm just imagining like a crowd of thirty eight-year-old mother's laughing to those parts that's racist only thirty eight-year-old mothers no children what about Michael maybe you shouldn't be raising the stakes you have a crippling gambling addiction from slavery it's like no sleep he's not a hard enough fucking sell to happen to Sylvester it's like what's happening there oh yeah ya know yeah a fur pile he's dead it literally dead his eyes are glazed over he is very literally terrified oh my goodness animation looks like it's post 80s comedy pre Wes Anderson Bill Murray the worst of him No somebody steal the ball gets me and I school before the timer his instructions were simple could have been alright pass it to me alright and basketball on three all right that's a pretty good pass I'll give you that one bill so intense you crazy for this one bill oh my goodness what's gonna happen I saw like eight seconds on the clock now it's seven like five seconds later it's gonna be six now well those gonna throw them all off Wow times moving real slow [Music] is it worth more points if you get a dunk that way not that way no you should have just threw it he did throw it I'm gonna take this opportunity to retire from the do basketball was that weird just looked at the camera they've looked at the camera many times in this film well that they gotta let you know that they're that they care about you all the good movies have characters look at the camera we haven't forgotten about you back at home we're on your side the viewer just nihilistic and never show up in any Looney Tunes related I feel like this was a backdoor pilot for a TV series that did not happen probably whoa girls love it when you do that yeah times of change hey baby smile more Bugs Bunny would get a hashtag me Michelle Obama everyone cool with this you didn't notice that he has been missing yeah I was gonna say it's been like what you just got out of that does he ignore you here's the thing he will go on three week benders to Atlantic City so like this is not out of the norm oh this is well do you not still believe I do maybe even more so now oh man my grandmother's a we shine look at his balls you can see his balls oh my god you could see the outline of his balls they see him like that this is a kids movie mm-hmm is it balls we've established this is not a kids movie this is not okay for children is there a word for like oh that's a good reaction gift - is there a word for like autofellatio but it's rimming your own asshole Otto I guess there's no better word than that because that's what daddy English like definitely did that that was a very strange was that delivery a stick first take best take freeze frame hit that tongue yes 20 years knew there was a freeze frame coming well why wouldn't there be that was my favorite trailer can we watch the movie now Kayal do you have any final thoughts revelations about this artistic masterpiece does it hold up I think it was better than the last oh you did like a fine wine yeah because I did know and yeah because they did exactly because I didn't have any sexual you know deviances or tendencies at the time but now that I explore myself sexually more this movie yeah you've been exploring yourself sexually this whole come downstairs you've been exploring yourself sexually well maybe you should stop fucking watching it's not my fault you're a fucking lawyer well I tried calling you on the phone and there's just this answering machine that says I don't answer the phone because I would rather you walk in on me like well okay all right oh me all this rent money I got to go down there at some point it's a ten I go down they want it no it's not appropriate well thanks everybody for watching we're all gonna die Synecdoche New York I said it a bit early but now you can have more time to ponder your inevitable demise and how rarely that's what they're saying too is like you were all good we're all gonna die you're gonna die Jordan I'm gonna die Philip Seymour Hoffman is dead others goodnight you

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Id: 84RRV3iqWSk

Length: 18min 6sec (1086 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 11 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/TheCoolKat1995]

6:16 Since he's a cartoon character, Bugs Bunny doesn't have to worry about being jailed for sexual assault, so he loves doing stuff like this.

Adam: "There she is. Disgusting" But is the furry bait disgusting because it's straight furry bait Adam?

Sylvester: "We've got balls!" Nostalgia Critic: "STOP! STOP!"

Elmer Fudd: "We're gonna be slaves!" Those are some dark stakes for a comedy.

Poor Newman. He tries being helpful and he gets flattened, he tries being evil and he gets eaten by a dinosaur.

I love watching 90's movies that rely a lot on CG, because the CG is always amazing (even animated ones like "Aladdin").

[u/DWW_ME_TGTBATU_PM_SO]

Never realised the evil toons disguise themselves in the 4th Doctors costume, probably the only reference in the movie that actually really works.

[u/leo-skY]

Hey boys, question.
I'm trying to play the commentary over my obviously legit copy of the movie in vlc, but the movie keeps getting ahead of the commentary.
already synced twice but it fucks up.
movie framerate is 50fps, but how is that fucking it up? it's not like it's faster, or less runtime

[u/[deleted]]

It's a crime that these aren't longer.

[u/jonesev28]

Lola Bunny is objectively the sexiest thing to ever exist. I dare anyone to prove me wrong.

[u/[deleted]]

I liked that subtle El Sonidito when they talked about Speedy Gonzales.

[u/arcadedragon]

ah this was the least funny one yet of the Adum & pals. Thats too bad, i guess we'll never get back to the height of Catwoman.

also im not sure which one it was, but one of the guys yelled too much. Yeah i appreciate that it can accentuate a joke, but it didnt make me laugh a single time and just made me keep adjusting the volume. fuck off, think of something funny first.

[u/AllWoWNoSham]

Is it me or do I hear merky merk?