Adum & Pals: Tiptoes

I don't know what this movie is really it is that it's kind of funny that it exists a concept I've seen it they haven't I'm so excited they're saying it this is maybe the best day of my life what's with it some letters are bigger what part of cool font do you not understand it's already that's your winner oh yeah old man gay Oldman and that's Oscar attendee Kate Beckinsale she gots to go with her husband sometimes oh who had a minute 0 ask Kate Beckinsale blowing Matthew McConaughey Wow while he checks his watch Peter Dinklage yeah that's so crazy cuz this movie is like 2003 so it must have been like 1 years old he was 1 years out yeah cuz he's only 10 there's still just a little boy now Gary Oldman is on his knees playing a midget beside Peter Dinklage that's like doing blackface beside trettel Ejiofor especially on saying that we're a midget and a little person you fucking know this one I believe you'll find a lot of little people calling themselves midgets in this movie so I think it's okay so when you watch a movie with black people saying the n-word you just follow along you've watched those movies with me before and you know the answer to that okay is that Miley Cyrus is that yes yep I really don't like the front choice like the front end of itself is not distracting random wide-leg you'll say single wide letter in every single title like why is Matthew McConaughey hanging out with all these children I think he hangs out with them to feel tall Marikana is very insecure now he's just making fun of them he feels sure yeah here look now I'm sure he just kiss her wing Berg yeah and she have to adjust it again what a dick what did what a dink what a Dinklage yeah so he's literally just on his knees he's on his knees that's so weird he's doing full Tim Conway Dorf I can't unsee it what motion is Gary old it's Gary old man this is very unconvincing and really funny yeah what is what is with all of his padding he's gonna try give him like dwarf proportion who tried to make him thick and also you know he's very subtly of pulling his arms back a little so they're not as long as his knee oh yeah you think he was going for an Oscar like what's the fucking point the trailer does say and in the role of a lifetime Gary Oldman and in the role of a lifetime [Music] white briefs are pretty in did you just put in a retainer Oh that'd be great you gotta pay attention to your teeth that wasn't even in the story just try just look I need my retainer if I'm gonna pretend to sleep oh my god sorry I'm reading the wiki some juice the producers can't received largely negative reviews and is considered one of the worst films ever made in particular the casting of Gary Oldman as as a dwarf was considered offensive to little people with Nathan rabbin comparing his casting to blackface you don't say protection yeah except for those two or three times a week when you wake me up in the middle of the night oh don't tell me you don't remember so he's he's sleep raping her if you are the kind of person who sleep fucks go on but you don't remember cuz you're not conscious but the person you're with is totally into it who's getting raped you you've sleep raped yourself you dumb played yourself son you self rape ladies and gentlemen Golden Globe winner Patricia Arquette oh yeah Arquette Golden Glove winner for the act co-starring with fellow Golden Globe nominee Joey King Joey King star of which shared universe confirmed did you hear that Joey King of Bruges and she posted on Twitter it's so weird is this so weird I can't deal with it only gets better see I don't understand why people can be offended that Gary Oldman appropriated midget culture when she's wearing a rainbow belt and that's for gay people and she is dating a man fine but that's also a gay drink but yeah we're taking it back I don't think actors should be allowed to play characters that aren't just themselves exactly appropriate racists if you play someone who's not you I'm gonna play Scott racists I like how he hopped up onto the bed by the way that was pretty good detail he was really committed he would have like tied his ankle to his thigh you know he really can't cheat Oh just gone and he was really committed I saw his fucking legs off walk around on stumps people be like how did you do that and then you just show up at the Oscars aids it is really weird I can't believe it none of it is convincing it's great oh this is funny Oh God perfect oh my god oh my god holy shit that's hilarious and Lieutenant Dan shit right there I saw your article in Harper's about the Republicans the way to start any conversation that's the level of writing we're dealing with this man is 100% Iranian I like it when they just get an Italian guy he does a bad actor and the role of Achmed was played by Joe Pantoliano what is this the West Bank I gotta leave here to this hate being kicked out of anyone anywhere you've been in that bathroom too long Oh terrorists [Music] Oh got him that's why they call it a boom box bang if you compare they're like hands like gary oldman has like man hands hands like computer ham gigantic hands said she has these like tiny little tiny little nuggets pretty sure those don't work with coffee be sure you have to piss on them unless you is hold on yeah that thing is dripping in piss and it is sitting on top of her car Kate you are disgusting have you ever just like fantasized about having so much money but like that you could buy a little person bald not not just that and get a Half Price Oh God do you ever think about like if you had like different rooms in your house and you could just decorate them however you wanted but get somebody else to do all the work like I want like an entire room that's like made out of lasers just something what do you be made out of a dinosaur I yes I have done had Kermit legs Kermit likes those are not his legs those are just things that's rude he is he is in the couch he's not just his brother he's his twin there brother why does he have a French accent no Oldman is McConaughey's yeah brother oh sorry I get little people conviction I don't even see height Adam we've been over this you're just blind or blind then why even wear clothes anymore also can we appreciate how much is going on with that but this character's appearance a there's a lot it is busy rule number one with the regulator's never use oil in it never use oil in your Rick yeah never put oil in the thing you're breathing what are you talking about I think you're gonna let me know that everyone in your family's a midget it suddenly occurred to me that it's a genetic thing it suddenly occurred to you what did you think it was a curse and like so he was because she said he's away for a week she's he's away for a week at this fire touching my shrimp fine he's away a fire camp for a week presumably far away she just zipped over here like three minutes she got there quick because it's it's a week for Gary Oldman but it's only 393 of relativity time is shorter for long people I lost the thread of that quickly I think that's what I very quickly kate says I'm pregnant he says drive-by adoption let's scrape this way and outsource oh my god is her bra match her hat she's good she's really good is she the interior designer hey sorry you had to see all of that guys so he is very insecure which is why he makes them sitting I don't like their position expression or angle a face changed at all no PS this definitely isn't the same Park that the last scene was just shot why would you say that way Carrie why are your legs tied up garlic try to have me killed this morning to be cross with her is this Victorian England loving wrote this a cross cross yeah those legs are not convincing well they're not his exact same position and angle as in the last scene with cut they have one spot and that's it he's like about to sit down and then she almost takes his spot and he's like no that really like sitting there oh here we go another ridiculous outfit from Kate Beckinsale what if that's okay she have a job where she's just an artist she's an artist she paints for an hour a half a week and they live at a six million dollar loft in LA it's very simple a whole lot again little girl or adult thank you like you can your honors I did not know this is also a really weird conflict yeah like oh no shit kid what if I have a baby and it's not tall like fuck off I just I just want to produce a better race you know yeah I just look I hate to throw around the term eugenics but the race does not deserve to live you can't say that in Arabic no it's the ocean clipped it's the only sentence he knows inerrant have you ever thrown a phone we can't use that anymore I have to go tiny monster beat up by a man on his knees yeah seeing them both together it's it's upsetting together it's ridiculous so okay david alan grier thought he would just yeah this lucious lee fuck they in a pool house made entirely of glass that was some old boy 2013 shit you can't expect privacy like that really far sir movie I don't feel much as there was a breeze mouth childlike short short lived you know like kids come over we'd sit in a circle by dr. oh my god I could've been or 10 or 12 so that doesn't right I think you had a bit of a leak a bit of a leap this entire movie wouldn't have happened if Matthew McConaughey didn't sleep rape themselves literally they're just too stupid to have actually used protection look what am I gonna wear a condom all night sleep rapes gonna sleep rape machine I just trying to make some more interesting wow what a question quote the movie are you sure you're not just trying to make a political statement it's like holy shit my child has autism a good parent she said ambivalent about four times in this conversation I think one of the writers just discovered someone learned a new word today and I'm like time to flex this word I've done that not ambivalent just other words that I learned is like this is a cool word I'm gonna start dropping it whenever I can me too these people look like they should be looking like stalks along in a cialis commercial he also looked at the camera when he looked at size now it's a very tiny bar oh it is a tiny bar eight inches high oh these are their parents regular sized are Kate's parents and all midgets not regular-sized are Matthews family how did he come out of normal size he absolutely destroyed her downstairs god save the king - Beethoven's moonlight sonata who's the real monster is this like a limerick well it's it's longer than the Limerick is five mil yes going he's doing a second verse some sort of super early mark I'm sorry honey but this has to be brought out into the open oh here we go some racism grandfather is getting morning years he's an Orthodox Jew and he's never forgiven us for going reform the twist we don't hate midgets we're just a little bit Jewish have the fake-out grandpa wedding and then the same park no Adam it's a totally different part classic Jew Matthew McConaughey that's wait be it yeah way more fit McConaughey in a yarmulke is a way more expensive way more open on his knees is this a small person gonna deliver her baby yes why not it's gonna be a big commitment that's definitely the same baby as American sniper I'd say slightly more realistic than American sniper is gonna be great throw the fat baby stomp on it Mazel Tov it's a mitzvah baby oh my god he's got his workout gear that's not dangerous at all I love to precariously placed um Mills right above the baby the key is getting ready to make the baby strong so it grows to a normal size I like the way you think I think your hysterics are scaring him Makani just said he's a dwarf yeah he's a dwarf I'm really unclear like where McConaughey is coming from like when he heard about the pregnancy he's like well we could adopt and now he's like yelling at her for not admitting that the baby's a dwarf like I don't know like and he's all like his entire family is dwarf yeah I'm somewhere they want to put him up for adoption yeah see if we can swindle some other dumb couple it's a discount could you just take care of this baby could you raise this baby for me it's like you Leonardo da Vinci is happen I second favorite Leonardo duh followed by Caprio also da Vinci wasn't his last name I just meant he was from Vinci of Vinci no what the fuck yeah what's his last name it's something that's something completely divided people call him man Jones what's his last name Leonardo Jones yeah I know the movie they'll be like you know what it's fine if the baby's a little person and then it comes out of gay and they just kick him out yeah hey you can be one thing don't stay in your lane baby hey how's raising my son if Gary Oldman in this role mm-hmm the entire time is his voice was like this even better I think that would be a pretty good movie getting big and strong that child is five years old it is not doing well hot take here hit it go off queen can you love a baby no like they're not they don't have a personality yet how do you know you're you don't have to love your child until they're six it's called caveman brain and fucking lighters illusion I wish you could have seen both of gay and my faces will that was said Oh disappointing this is only audio what you two must think of me huh that's what the fuck is going on what is this like forced conflict the whole movie there wasn't really a conflict okay yes sir so she just like traded brothers yeah did you ever save her entire sex tape I have never seen a sex tape guys a commentary on this I've never seen sex okay what's that I heard that little people have like their penises aren't little yeah normal sized penises what interested honestly hot honestly hot describes guy elephan in York Times no it's cuz like proportionally you have like a way bigger dick the Verne Troyer sex tape four stars and honestly hot yeah that's it yeah it seems like there'd be a lot more movie but there's not that was sudden yeah the director was fired from the film during post-production yeah and subsequently had his screenwriting credit removed after the film was rieta 'td without his involvement and he's furious at the rieta Dinklage said the director's cut of the film was gorgeous but criticized the producers cut calling it a rom-com with dwarves there's not a lot of calm nor wrong actually very weird I don't know what it is what gorgeous is very select I would love to see a gorgeous version of this movie yeah Oh totally favorite scene the scene where this was an official selection at Sundance 2004 yeah that was actually a that's a real thing but it is my favorite scene got to be dag fucking the midget in the Glass House right that's all that I can remember so she got destroyed railed downstairs oh forget about it man dad reciting limericks that was just that those parents are so like plus a dozen former cialis dad reciting the super Limerick so plucked out of a commercial there what was that I wasn't really paying which is character if you cut out all the scenes with Pierre Dinkley nothing changes from the plot okay so I think you can say that about any character maybe that's not good English no pun intended but these credits are fucking short the credits are over we're all gonna die synecdoche we're done we show these are the shortest credits ever they brought the wide bladder back alright but bye everybody see a piece love you guys bye we're all gonna die you

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Length: 20min 54sec (1254 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 18 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/Eamk]

I had never heard of this movie, but after seeing this video I do not wonder at all why.

[u/siphillis]

Gary Oldman's "Darkest Hour" win was just a make-good for "Tiptoes" being snubbed.

[u/Aurichu]

Gay Oldman would be proud

[u/TheOfficialJonzo]

"Can you love a baby?"

without hesitation "No!"

[u/NeuroticDedqueen]

I'm so confused by matthew mcconaughey's character. He literally comes from a family of little people and his whole arc is about him warming up the idea of having a baby. .

Then he suddenly hates little people and doesn't want the baby?? He hangs around it anyway and his wife hookups up Gary Oldman then end credits. What?!

What was the point?

[u/theramennoodle]

I'm excited for this. About ten years ago Tosh did an epic rundown of the entire movie from memory and is hilarious. There's a shortened 3 minute version but the full one is great too.

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/u1lmo5/tosh-0-spoiler-alert----tiptoes--uncut

[u/themilanguy1]

hollywood wtf

[u/CeXmeveco1]

Eh it was middlin now tbh

[u/Gear-Mud82]

Adum how many times have you been asked why do you care about this shit?