Adum & Pals: I Know Who Killed Me

so this is a some someone could Center this filmic classic I believe it's a film noir I think there's a part of the soundtrack that's why we don't have subtitles oh this is a soundtrack yeah oh is it music this lovely man talks singing yeah how about it I know Jews killed me and it's about Palestine ah that was spicy up there did you write that joke yeah so is this a movie or did someone just bring me like I'm right to a stripper get a prostitute and saw Lindsay Lohan and was like oh I can just film this this or Sunday yeah maybe documentary look at doesn't mend all of them look the same I can or was she watching a movie about a hitchhiking runaway on a lonely Highway she always sounds like she needs to clear her throat I hate that well at this point in her life she has the voice of like a 45 year old chain smoker I recognize that girl who's she that's Julian jour that's Joey King he's got a ring with a G clef in it I'm a music character you see how easy also what a shitty teacher look at how easy this is yeah yo look at me look how easy this is that that's me if I was a teacher should be just trying to show off so I was right it's lonely girl 15 Jessica rose just looked it up yeah the commentary really done that why did we all put our phones in a bin and then after the movie we all reach in and take someone else's phone and they would get to go to bed with that person that's disgusting can we agree that that's just an emotive cat and if you own one you're like you're a modifier you're you are the pedophile of cat owners if you own a Sphynx loving the static did I out myself as a pedophile of cat owners by knowing what breed that is I don't know what that was called would you just cut herself on the flower yeah Laurens series did you see the blue road Tommy oh it's a blue rose it's a blue rose and and the the piano teacher had a big blue ring I think we're doing sit up in my chair cuz that I think we're doing color stuff as symbolism that's a good noise yet family aortic arches and the super pharyngeal ganglia I really hope they did no research and no no so that's an actress Zig those that term for the first time in her life huh whoa that's an actress who learned that word phonetic like English is like Sarah Palin to do clear like that's how she learned that - can it take for me and you be together more than two blue roses comment I'll make a blue waffle with you hanging on to nine can you point out for me the female reproductive organs Wow seminal Wow speaking of seminar receptacles Lindsay Lohan ladies and gentlemen ah got him nineteen oh yeah this guy's I was a bad guy who was this guy I don't know that guy I love him he's actually great alright she identified the body you don't have to keep looking at it can you identify this part of your daughter this part that was a trick someone else is not her ah you can see there's a moving bandage the left in the left pocket what's it takes it up takes it up the ass nice what's the red you leavin the red the red means you yeah he'll even do it on his period the guitar sounded like the tree was screaming as a go when you cut them down whoa why is she driving a Lexus breast implants in the middle of the movie I think would be this big in the last look photoshopped onto that body maybe it's someone else I love what's going on here we talk about that nipple tattoo forever go famous was this Jennifer Toland whoo what I wouldn't read read 3d who are we wearing her glasses oh that really is a super bowel whoa whoa whoa reverse what happened to the color waist athlete still got blue I love this editing the sound editing I think it won the Oscar also that's clearly illegal yeah like drinking beer nerd in plain America open ball anything goes open liquor open carry all right open zipper open borders psyche oh wait did she disappear what what I thought she's just as bad of an actor in a movie where'd you park her car one street blue da ba dee da ba die I'm sick of the blue honestly it's really soon don't worry I'm sure we're done with it yeah it's definitely not gonna be a thing the whole movie ain't so annoying that is so annoying I'm pissed off now strap in it's gonna be a bumpy ride really oh no dry ice my worst enemy how about the black banger the white man group Adam please what wasn't why'd that just happened aye-aye sir what oh he got back my god okay okay now we could say she was in fact right to scream hey blue stuff they did say the previous girl had a bunch of infant amines in Earth's system so would Breaking Bad even exist without this movie and I think it was definitely inspired by Vince Gilligan I hope in your liner notes for hurt Breaking Bad you think I know who killed me I like this grosser that I expected a Lindsay this is an r-rated movie look up the blue whoa it's a 1-point you know that this would be what the movie is is just blue with a movie you're not you're never gonna cut her fingers on a piece of glass on do you know how bones work you couldn't do it with a knife okay so we get it we can eliminate that she's being murdered by a scientist you know we can rule out the biology teacher was it Ramirez from the darkness why why do you why do you gravitate to a foreign name so quickly yeah no picture with the blue ring in front of her inside and outside I know I watched the documentary on YouTube about the Sun you watch the doc question I need to find you more things to do it's actually very I need to find you more activities if you're watching documentaries on blue by eyeko 65 they got a cutoff for a limb with a saw they should have tried a piece of glass the classic limb removal tool a curse where I brought my leg to the hospital where did I leave it what color are my sheets up look Oh exciting he left her on the side of the road to die but he didn't count on her will to live why is the law no why is the local County Sheriff like chillin with the FBI I'm kind of upset about the whole he didn't expect her will you live yeah line I mean if you're a nun or a serial killer you kill yeah but then you don't have to kill all the way because you could just always bet on the lack of will to live yeah also people hate living it implies that every other victim didn't how old do you think Lindsey is when this was shot for 19 this is only three years after Mean Girls where she where she was a dime I don't know what happened I die I'm going Orban that's okay when she was 16 she was cute she was four years over the age of consent in Mexico and she was cute okay I'm just saying she looks like her own mom he's got all I'm gonna say is I think I know how why you own us thinks yeah about to make that call back hey she's wearing like a tiger shirt her tag get paid Tyger Tyger twice their glue I demand the baby blue Tigers birdie no okay that's a good way to react it to a dead person's good she's wearing a leopard he's got leopard yeah we got a cat feem she's not I can't keep up all these themed leopard cat [ __ ] I'm like its directress losing me well this genius $27 $14 in singles oh my god okay wait the dogs at old enough free excuse I mean it's an age 7 we well oh man this acting mmm wow this is such a good scene she's under acting as [ __ ] the other one's over acting as hell it's absolutely it's all just to water this is bad music what are you talking the music choices have especially for the strip club have been this doesn't seem like strip club you should have used gangsta's paradise been disturbed bubs twice I'm an ex I know and by the way she's not a flashback right yes she's describing this in great detail she's doing the opposite of stripping she's keeping clothes on it's getting a little arthouse here though but I guess born wasn't scarier than that can we stop no no I want to see every miracle in her what the [ __ ] that was a that sure was a City Stories was the movie running short oh I love it oh yes just standing oh it does he disappear I really is he okay he he's literally the Blue Man Group like it looked like it's film at he's gonna get as soon as the car cross just gonna be like yes yes like even though cars behind him you somehow wouldn't disappear I love how the truck went by what's the food I think the purpose of the truck going by was so that the director would would be like oh yeah cuz people will think it's more realistic because if we did it without any movement going yeah then it would just be a simple thing this is literally mad him Neil approached thin stocky what blue nope he's wearing blue blue yeah she's not lying she's delusional [Laughter] like obsessional no like John Madden like outlining a played hospital Oh oops I did it oh I know who killed me her heroes that definitely at the hospital with her going like oh I don't know I have no idea what just happened then yeah it's like he saw a news report on something he definitely already knew what is this how periods work don't you have stigmata your Jesus get her what does every dad that's her dad why do you see the first responders there no nurse what's happening are they're actually two movies really deep he's sharpening glutes I've never seen the inside of a strip she's not reacting to her stumps at all she like looked at it like some sir sighs she should be [ __ ] depressed right now dumps gonna stump oh my god Angie's made her a robot is this like Star Wars I love it a dishwashing gloves that's exactly what it is can I get a blue one here robot leg too bad she's better than when she started I'm glad they're not harping on the color yeah it could have been a lot more obnoxious I don't I'm not sure it could no I'm sure we know that yellow introducing character she's just gonna cut herself eight times now surprise I feel like lyric oils in like disgusting so I was like throws huh Wow sorry I'm not really yeah she's crushing his arm with a prosthetic she becomes a professional arm wrestler I'm really not a Bri can you just play along with it whoa she didn't even lean her head back or anything stop it stop it this is how this is how you're supposed to behave around women I love how what gets him going is heard not being his girlfriend oh you're a stranger what's this [ __ ] music it's a stripper music owl I think it's candy you made before the movie I'm like trying to figure out what this movie's going for in terms of tone here I usually very confused at this can we stop I love this I love a good clothes on [ __ ] do you have another act up for a Scott this is terrible I can't believe this this song just go out of the house this song is too jaunty for what Scott row this is the other universe is there two universes I'm that's I'm believing that because there's a Lindsay that's getting these things happening to her but she didn't so this is did she get a bad lip job this is read universe are we getting another strip scene oh my god please spare me are we really doing the short one this is the longer strips it's the beginning okay this is like a alternate universe where like she's being affected by the other time liners yeah maybe you should pull the glove from the ends oops oops that's a good reaction to losing your finger do you want to call someone no I got this filter Oh what well there go those quaaludes just taking squalor I found that a heroin hoe just like is that Eddie Redmayne oh my god oh it's a Danish girl it's exactly like ready Eddie Redmayne of course this is the blue universe ready Ed Gein but nobody did it that's ridiculous and you still just go to the hospital anyway probably nobody will believe me there phantom I'm green ah gonna have to make it believe in ghosts Oh oh my god that's right it's paranormal my right foot is haunting me there's nothing left of what they wear except for the pain this is so [ __ ] cringy can we just go back to stripping I give up you can you can strip whatever you want it I've been slowly comments I have to say I'm not comfortable taking any amount of clothes off in front of Scott why because you're too young people supple I guess what the prosthetic limbs you can just wear them as a glove yeah you don't have to do any real effects I like to wear her like a glove five fingers you still got your life nobody in this house has any left damn this this camera work I've heard all about it you know you could help bye mama oh wait oh God this who are these people I think they're Jennifer's parents I could be along that's okay that's my assumption [Music] Oh Oh Bray he's mad because he knows I'm telling the truth he knows Aubrey's still out there robbery please just shut the [ __ ] up that delivery with oh great she stared at the hospital whoa she's just sitting like you know you're a little right she's also tree to be continued are you sure there's this enough this is a creative writing class you can't end your story to be continues you get an F actly and stop trying to I [ __ ] everyone but you're telling this Sabri this is calculated what up ed you should that's a good tag okay if I'm gonna get a tattoo I'm gonna get a tattoo like that I don't know you could get anim he'd like to yeah a testicle rose oh my god her oh she's gonna guess the password is gonna be like Batman where the passwords peg DAC code say that again exactly the same way Joseph K 35 and his twin brother Jacob and he's smoking very same night Jacob K was gunned down deep puncture wound appeared in Joseph's got a budget for just some random [ __ ] video on on some for amasian authorities concluded that Joseph Kay's wound was self-inflicted this looks comedic those are buttholes oh that Jacob K's butthole looked exactly like Joseph's case you explained that's just a theory game theory so the movies implying that she's like feeling like she's a twin then she's feeling like her twin or something yeah I hate that [ __ ] as a twin I have gotten that [ __ ] too much touching God for two whole days why is neo looking like a real creep he did it I don't know no innocent person walks like that Oh God that means a spooky thing that made my heart jump blue why is it so high I was gonna say it so hard earlier come on oh my god really what does this Power Rangers is this implying that this is all happening in real time I don't know I think it is oh why the all things to look out for you blue red owl susan's baby died in the incubator he bought Audrey from the crackhead down the hall that's a lot of light for lightning with no thunder sound I thought he was chloroforming her when he put the Finksburg let me see never seen the chimp no no your offer your Aubrey and you're also asleep I saw the New Zealand postmarks his face and I love it his actor he's so funny okay his swearing is I just sounds so natural he's yeah he's never sworn in his life he also had to learn it phonetically why is there blue iodine am I losing my mind is that a thing your finger fell off and you're trying to sew it back on you're gonna get gangrene she's nailing it still has her so his daughter died he bought a daughter from a crackhead and has been sending her like $14 in singles a month since then to keep her quiet well I think you got it he gave her a blue cowl where did you get a blue coffin he made it he's the glass man is he disposing of the other girl's body right now yes in an actual gravy er why does she have an ankle monitor I don't know if the last place the cops would look yes when did we introduce the ankle monitor no it's not no sir your battery for oh the bucket it's just very like stewardess yep like better red blue say it what this Douglas what someone help me understand you know Douglas this is art but the owl glue say it the owl is the killer to catch me I know who killed me who's saying that I think it's her twin it's like she was having difficulty breathing because the other ones in a coffin and running out of air but it's like is the other one already dead no I don't think so no I think I think this is all been real times let's not go to the cops yeah let's not get the cops or anything let's go to a murderer just how I'm a father not daughter crime-fighting team possibly go well so every time you take it up the ass your brother feels it too probably that's what I'm getting for this movie I owe an apology he was just sitting at home forget about it someone make that movie I know who [Laughter] she's using her magic reporter for what her magic robot on Oh to overpower him is he gonna cut off his arm with the glass this is really funny what then this is good as glass what if he has a twin oh no that his twin scandal is the head for no reason really [Music] what's his wound he looked at Lindsay Lohan ooh that's true that was a tough one Oh spider senses hey Han horahan sorry sorry he's just he just noticed that she comes oh he's got a ring there's a piano teacher you nailed it yeah now I can only play left hand I hope your hope you like your bass clef they have to move to pole man he sucks do better boo he chops people's legs off then waits for their twins to try to solve the murderer and then collects their prosthetics that's his thing yeah why aren't you dead will to live cuz he didn't kill me you suck oh my god this music wait this face don't do that face you just like to put the mask back on oh that was a really anticlimactic smash it it's glass you can't glasses famously robot arm activates I can't believe this this is so you have a shot just that she decided to break the class exactly where the face would be all right let's die get it it's like they're in the womb or some [ __ ] I don't know I don't know what it's going for some art [ __ ] surprise she wasn't buried in a blue dress again missed opportunity totally I mean this movie you know what this one I could have used more of yeah blue totally all right Tina first world safer film really really didn't like it I thought the the subtle use of color nothing very artistic it was a collab between Godard and riffin of course and there did that there's conflict was embodied in it and it sophisticated palette that became this film's cinematography atom pink staff that's what I call me that's is the staff not gonna ask it's pink what was your favorite scene the tastefully short stripping scene and by stripping I mean she did not lose one piece of clothing I mean I guess the scene where he was where they were all cutting off limbs with a glass those were those are fun cool I did like right at the end where they were the murderer realized his hand was cut off like 10 minutes after he put it in ice love it and the face he made yeah Wow oh yeah then when he developed Bell's palsy also the old McDonald swearing neal mcdonough swear yeah he was not comfortable that scene probably this credit scene right here hmm good kindly I mean this is the the most inoffensive part of the movie it's some nice music piano yeah there's probably gonna be I don't know number two or one on my 2007 list that's up there I would think so probably better than there will be but it's like this and no country foreigner there will be blue in a toss thank you everybody for watching healthy a reminder you're all gonna die you're gonna get your limbs cut off by some blue glass hopefully you'll know who killed you you'll know who killed you bye bye a synecdoche bye you

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Published: Fri May 31 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/kyubeydaisuki]

I'm really confused about the plot of this movie. and I don't think watching the movie would solve that problem

[u/Guantanamo_Bae_]

Jesus Christ this movie looks insufferable.

[u/TheCoolKat1995]

Dude: So, uh, what's his wound?

Adam: He looked at Lindsay Lohan.

Hot damn, boy!

Adam and the boys raise a good point. The magic twin telepathy you get in movies must make sexy time really awkward.

[u/[deleted]]

Adum: I make a blue waffle with you.