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what's up, how's it going? And if you're coming back,
what's up, how's it going? It's really good to see you
again, I hope you're doing well. You see what happens when
you subscribe to my channel? You get an extra greeting at the beginning of every single one of my videos. So press the subscribe button. (background music drowns out speaker) Folks. (laughs) Jacob's back. - I'm back. - From the dead, cancer
killed him, but he came back. - I came back swinging, like Rocky in Rocky IV. Cancer went great. - Yeah, cancer was good? - I mean, I didn't love it, but, you know, I'm okay, I'm okay now. And the treatment worked. We did it everybody. Let's get a thanks. - Let's get thumbs up. - Thumbs up, yeah. Thanks for everyone who commented the cure for cancer on the last video. 'Cause I let my doctors know what it was. - Jacob just sent the doctor the URL to our video and they're like, "Oh."
- Yeah, "Oh." I didn't even look (background
music drowns out speaker). - Texting Sebastian
(murmurs) cures cancer. - Yeah. And now there's a bunch of
people that are gonna die. - Look at that. - Do you want to scooch
it over, then again? - Well, I mean the sun moves, right? - Yeah. - [Kurtis] The sun moves, right? - [Jacob] Yeah. - Let's move over a bit. How? I feel like when we
moved, the sun was like, "Okay, I'll go too." - He's like, "Oh, I'll
come with you guys." - "I'll come with you, wait up." But, all the same, to
celebrate beat cancer but getting poned, I thought
we would go back to our roots. And I mean, well, just do what
we always do on my channel, which is look at a YouTube couple and just dog on them for a bit. - Absolutely. - I don't think we talked
about this in the last episode, but Nate and Karissa, right? Did we talk about them? - I remember Nate Garner and Narissa. - Ey, Narissa, they got divorced? - 'Cause we are broken up. - We got pranked again, man. I thought they loved each other. - We got fucking got. - So do they have divorce merch or what? - I know, that's what I was thinking. - They must. (bright music) Pouring out for those guys, that's sad. I feel like maybe cut, do we cut? No, that's not us. - That's not our fault. They are the reason I
got kicked cancer though but it's not our fault
that they got divorced. - No, we're just--
- Our hands are clean. Our hands are squeaky clean. (squeaks) - And since our last video
that we talked about Sebastian, he deleted the video that
we were talking about, which is great. - That is our fault. - That is our fault.
- We are guilty of that. - My hands are filthy after that one. - Ah, they stink like poo. (farts sound) But we do have an interesting
couple to look at today. You've seen them before. - Okay, it's not me, is it? - It's not Iowa and I, is it? - Yeah, sorry man. - This idiot got cancer? What an idiot. - That's so crazy. - You got a rare type of brain cancer? What an idiot. - Their name is Jatie
Vlogs, do you remember them? - Oh, I remember these guys. These guys were an example of couples that also suck. - It's pretty funny because, for context, Sebastian and Lauren did a video called like fake abuse or something. - Yeah, yeah.
- As a prank. - Oh, but they were there. - And those were the
people that were pranked. - And they were the ones who were like, "This is bad."
- "This is bad." - "You can't be hitting a girl." And then there's a video called ABUSIVE BOYFRIEND PRANK ON
BESTFRIEND! (GETS VIOLENT). I don't understand how
they can be on both sides. - Oh, because they're just kidding. - Oh, right. - Remember Kurtis, we gotta
remember Kurtis, it's a prank. - So we don't have to watch this one 'cause I feel like we've already-- - It will just make me so upset. - But I do have one more example of this. You remember the joining the
army prank that Sebastian did? - Why I'm joining the army. (gasps) - Do I ever? - I thought that would just be a one-off and then we look at
other Jatie Vlogs video, Joining the Army PRANK on girlfriend! - Yes!
- We both cried. - Oh, this is almost four million views.
- Four million views. - I bet the actual U.S.
Army YouTube channel doesn't even pull that amount of views. - Do they even have a YouTube channel? - I am sure they have a YouTube channel. - It's probably like,
"You gotta join the army." - Yeah, it's all YouTubers being like, "If you don't join the army, "you're a fucking pussy
with little tiny balls." - Yeah, you got little nipples if you don't wanna join the army. - Join the army for big, big nipples. - Big juicy nipples.
- Juicy jugs full of milk. Well, this is pretty much the same though. He has like a camouflage suit and then she cries and he's like, "Babe." (ominous music) I think a good way to intro to this couple is to watch their proposal video 'cause, obviously, they got proposal video. - Are they divorced? - No, they're still together. But, we'll see after this video. - It's so funny though 'cause
of the way these folks dress. They always are dressed
like H&M two years ago. (laughs) - Yeah, it's never this season's clothes. - Always H&M two years ago.
- Two years ago. Do you like my new shirt? It says 2018 on it, the current year. So let's watch their proposal video. - Wow, today is the day. - Right off the bat, sorry
to pause the video but, "Wow, Yo, I might fuck around
and propose today, dude." - "Honestly, feeling so horny, "I might put a fucking ring on it. "I might go. "I might fuck her hand penis with this." - "With my ring pussy." - With this, with my ring pussy (laughs). "With my gold little pussy hole. "Yo, that's just how I feel though." - Today is Saturday, it's November ninth, it is Fight Day. - Fight Day? - Oh yeah, he's a boxer. - Ah.
- I forgot to tell you that. - Oh, well, of course, he is, 'cause look at that fucking haircut. - I've kicked my
girlfriend out of the room. - The best way to propose. - "Get the fuck out of here."
- "Get the fuck out. "Get the fuck out." - "I need to film something." - "I need to film, me and
my huge arms gotta film." - "It's Fight Day."
- "It's Fight Day, dude." - It's Fight Day.
- Not fight night. - Yeah. - Fight Day. - Yeah, but lube up that
hand penis of yours, I got a surprise. Gotta wind these up and
just fight about it. - I wish boxers actually did that. He winds up to propose. Hi, sorry, I'm editing right now. And we missed a clip in the proposal video that I'm really upset about. He's talking about how much
he loves his girlfriend. - Trying not to get
emotional, but here we go. - And then he cuts
right into a brand deal. - All right guys, quick
commercial break in the video, if you wanna iced out, like
my girlfriend is about to be, all you gotta do is follow @lucidojewelry. - Which is so insane. - Yeah, go and get a necklace. There's so much I love about this girl. - It's like, "Babe, you and I
connect on such a deep level. "Speaking of connection, let's
here a word from Verizon." Sorry, I just had to add that in. Back to the video. - [Narrator] It's about
identically 40 to 36 but your winner by unanimous decision. - This is my favorite part, in his proposal video, he
put fight highlights in it. - [Narrator] Josh Gardner. - A whole video about them, he
still finds a way to be like, "But, I'm sick though." - Yeah, ding, ding. "I love you but ding, ding."
- "But ding ding." - He didn't propose with a
ring, he proposed with his belt. (background effects drown out speakers) - The ring looks like a little belt. - That's so funny. - [Narrator] Man did it consistently, but he doesn't know what
a tough fighter in Smith, not forgetting the body, that's probably what I was most. - This is a proposal video. - [Narrator] But it was a technique, he didn't lax, strength. - Okay, pause it. Okay, look at that. Look, it looks like fucking meme. - Yeah, that's actually my girlfriend. (dramatic music) (laughs) - Jesus Christ. That's not how you do it. - And then you did it wrong. - Come here baby. - You look so pretty. - Argh, I would not wanna touch him. - But, I couldn't go another day without asking this question. I love you so much. Will you marry me? - Of course, oh my God, yes. - What, did he have a ring
in his shorts the whole time? That's pretty impressive. - Yeah, it was clenched
between his ass cheeks the whole time, like (dramatic tone). - That's how they got
the diamond so perfect. - Right, so much pressure.
- So much pressure in his ass. - Well, you know what they
say, "Pressure makes diamonds." - [Narrator] She said, "Yes."! - First off, I don't think
that's what they mean by a boxing ring. (crowd laughs) And two, what if he lost. Would you propose after you lost? - But, could you imagine now, "I know you lost tonight's fight, "but do you have anything
else you wanna do?" - Because you told use
beforehand about this whole day. - Well, you had to be like, "So when I win the fight,
can I bring my girlfriend?" - Okay, so now we got a
good introduction to them, we'll watch a video or
two and see how it goes. - Stop being an asshole,
you're really being so, babe.
- Babe, are you serious. (bright music) - I hope you like that
slap, 'cause here's Kygo. - And I thought it was the perfect day, perfect time to be mean to my girlfriend. No, what you doing, you should wake up. (background music drowns out speaker) - He's just saying mean things, but he's still horny, sexy voice. - Yeah, that's weird. Acting isn't really that. - Yeah, well, on the camera. - Yeah, that's the thing I
don't understand, it's like, how many videos have you guys made? And if your boyfriend
is being fucking weird, my first thought would
be to look to my left. - Yeah, 100%. - Oh, there's a fucking DSLR on the thing pointing right at me. - Hey, which one of our
cameras is on right now? - Can you remind me what cameras are? - No, red means off babe. You lazy bitch. - [Boyfriend] Yo girlfriend,
what are you doing? - "Yo, girlfriend what are you doing"? What the fuck are you talking about? - "Yo, girlfriend what are you doing"? - Every YouTube couple
is from out of space. - Yo, girlfriend what are you doing? - Every YouTube couple is from
a different fucking planet. - Hey friend? - Yes? - Give kiss. - Give Kiss. - Oh no.
- Oh yes. - Thank you for kiss. - Those are the "Family
Guy" fucking characters. - Oh, you said it friend. - Wait, why are you running with me? - [Josh] Because you run so slow. - [Karissa] Are you recording me? - No.
- Oh. - There's our answer. - There's our answer. - Is that recording,
for our YouTube channel, that we upload to every day? - Uh-uh girlfriend, uh-huh. - Why do you have that,
why is it pointing at me? - It's not, it's off, this isn't a camera, got you, you bitch. - This is another weird thing about them. Also, you remember the I don't wanna wait till marriage prank that we talked about? - Mm-hmm. - They also did that one. - Yeah, but that's bullshit 'cause these two obviously
rub stomachs all the time, that's fucking bullshit. - I was gonna get to that
too and you called it. A lot of their thumbnails
and their titles and videos, they center around sex. Leading my boyfriend on in
front of our friends prank and it's like-- - It's 'cause their trying
to sell sex to young people. This is fucking bullshit. - It's the YouTube equivalent of when the Jonas Brothers were like, "Yeah, purity ring."
- Purity rings. - We're not having sex.
- Yeah right, you guys are getting your
dicks sucked the whole time, it's fucking bullshit. You're losing the virginity
of your fucking hand penis. - [Kurtis] DISTRACTING my
Fiance While he WORKS OUT! She's riding him, basically. - [Jacob] At first glance you could just tell me
these are Sebastian Balls - They're exact same. - [Jacob] It's always a broken heart and an emoji. - TRYING TO KEEP MY FIANCE FROM LEAVING, and it's this whole sexual fucking thing. So you kiss a bunch? - Yeah, I made her stay. - Lots of kisses. - Lots of kisses. - Smooch.
- Smooches. - I don't know, it's so disingenuous. This will be the last one we watch but, Starting An Argument Then Passing Out. (laughs) - I asked you one thing,
babe, are you serious. - Is that the Da Vinki Guys?
- Is that? - I don't know, it looks like him. - Why is one of the Da Vinki
twins sleeping in their house? - Yeah, just one. - That is very weird.
- We have Dav, but where is Inki. - I'm so mad right now,
I've never been this mad, in my life. - Why is a Da Vinki twin on our couch? - Did you fuck one of the Da Vinki twins? - I specifically asked you not to fuck one of the Da Vinki twins. - Oh Da Vinki. - My Vinki. - Da Vinki, my vinki. (laughs) - Having sex with Da Vinki twin prank. Oh, that is something hat
I would actually watch. - [Girl] Josh! (bright music) - Guys, I'm getting roasted right now 'cause they're saying
I look like a frat boy. - Frat boy Josh. - Yeah, Jacob. - I don't think it's because of the visor. - I think it's the everything else. - The visor, really, is
not what did it for me. It was the muscles. - The haircut. - The haircut, your whole
wardrobe is only shorts, you could do an OnlyFans
but call it OnlyShorts. Your name's Josh. Of course.
- True. - What you talking about? Of course, you're a frat
boy, your name's Joshua. - Would you be my friend
if my name is Josh? I don't think you would. - I don't think either of us.
- I'd be a different guy. We'd be different guys. - Different guys. - Josh Connor. Made weird sound. - Yeah, I think we perfectly interlocked. - Like that, yeah.
- Yeah. - So today I'm gonna pass out after I get into a huge, screaming, yelling fight with Katie B. - I just read it as passing out drunk. That's way more realistic. - We've all done that. - That's how, actually,
more arguments happen. - Yeah. - Is someone starting it
and then passing out drunk. - I would love that video, that's honest. - 'Cause I'd be like
everyone can relate to that. - And there's not always a pool behind you when you pass out, if you're drunk. - A pool of puke, maybe. - I'm gonna freak out on
her, it's about to go down. So acting skills. - Also his V-neck was so
low, almost saw his cock. (laughs) - V-neck, more like P-neck. - P-neck, so low, goes all the way down to the neck of your P. That's how deep the V-neck is. - That's a deep V. - So we could see the base of your penis. - [Josh] I told you to do some laundry! - Da Vinki? - That's so annoying,
all my clothes are dirty. - I can go wash them. - I have no clean boxers, I swear. - Hold on, he's got cum on his back? The shirt? You know when people pass out at parties and they draw on there face, they just put cum on his back. - Leave it, leave it for
the video, it's funny. It's the B-plot prank. - The B-plot. The B prank. There's the A prank, the B prank. - And there's the C prank, the cum prank. - How do you want me to relax right now? In my dirt boxers, you want me to relax? - That outfit looks like you
could get it at a corner store. - The hat, the hat. - You can get that outfit at
a fucking corner store, man. - The H&M, 7-Eleven collab. - Oh my god. And H&M's so good at taking shirts and ruining them with something. You always see a T-shirt, and you're like, "That's a nice T-shirt." And then you turn around, it
says like, "New York, LA." - Yeah, it says, "I'm a dreamer" with a picture of like a pumpkin, what the fuck are you talking about? - Or it's like Bugs Bunny upside down. Fuck man, I hate that. - And it says, "Fuck me" or something. - Well, if it said that, I'd buy it. - If H&M put a big (mumbles) merch. - I'd buy, everyone would buy it. - That'd be fire, actually. - But then they would ruin it
by putting fucking "Denver". - Yeah. - I do everything for you too. - Bro, you good? - "Bro, you good?" - Bro, you good? - He's also the convenient store of guys. Bro, he didn't even look back. - "Bro, you good?"
- "Bro, you good?" - I'm dehydrated, I'm sun burnt. - Drink some water. - I'm heat exhaustion. - It's 100 degrees here. - I mean, they're pretty good improvisers. - 'Cause it's funny how he was just like just get mad at me babe. - 'Cause, hey, we'll
just argue about stuff. - About something mundane. - Imagine them doing an improv show. All right, we need an
argument topic, okay? Yeah. - Your clothes aren't clean
and you start an argument but, excuse me, but, you're being an asshole because you're dehydrated
and you have heat exhaustion. - Okay, I heard, "Muscles too big", okay. - My head freaking hurts. - Babe, can you relax? - No, 'cause you're making me
scream and yell at you though. - Yeah, be closer to the pool. - I'm so mad at you right now, I've never been this mad, in my life. I'm serious, I really feel sick. - Scroll back to when he's just falling. He does a little check behind her to make sure he's not falling on concrete. - Yeah. - Double check. - Pool still there? - We're good, okay. - Pool gone? (splatter) - Ow my back, ow, ow. - Bro you good? Bro! - I just pranked you babe. - Bro, you freaking sick. - I think what we've learnt is if you're gonna have an argument, be right in front of a pool or lake, any body of water. A pond, a creek.
- A pond. Yeah, I think that we've
learn that any argument between a couple can be
solved by falling over. And if you're in an argument
with your girlfriend and it's not going well,
you just fall over. - Just simply fall over. - Falling over is the best
way to get out of an argument. (soft music) - After a while, we're gonna
have to do a tier list video where we rank all the couples. - Oh, that's a great idea. They're all bumped here. - It would be a quick video. - And then me and Jenna, you
and Iowa should be last tier, even though we're not YouTube couples. I mean, we're on YouTube. - We're on YouTube, maybe we're... - We're YouTube couple. We're the last tier. - We're the YouTube couple. - Okay, you know what, Josh, we're challenging you to a boxing match. - Yeah. - Me and Jacob. - In the ring, for the title. - In the Pentagon. Wait, the Octagon? - The Octagon. - Is The Pentagon, that's
the security thing, right? - Yeah, that's the security thing in the. - We're fighting at The Pentagon. - Yeah, there's a lot of
conspiracies about that, 9/11. And the conspiracy is, that I'm gonna lose the fight. - Yeah, we challenge
you to a boxing match. - And we challenge you to
also make better content. - [Narrator] Oh my god. - Don't hold your breath. - Yeah, Jesus Christ.
- Hold your breath when you fall into a pool, but don't hold your breath. Water back here? - Yeah, I'll just spit on the ground and you can fall into that. - Cannon ball. Well, fuck man, there's
another YouTube couple that we don't like. And we'll never meet these people unless there is another vid con and they're there and then I'm there and he actually beats me up. But, cross that bridge when we get to it. On that note, let's hear a
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Mr. Friendship Podcast. We do weekly episodes
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Instagrams and Twitters you could look at. Thanks for tuning in. - Thanks for tuning in. - To another episode
of "Fuck That Couple". - "Fuck That Couple". - We would stick around but we gotta do some sick
cannon balls in Jacob's spit. (soft music)
