What Liquid Works Best In Cereal?

cereal it's the world's oldest breakfast food and the one with the richest history for those of you who are serial connoisseurs you may remember the serial battle of 1835 i know that you're uh your great-grandfather yeah he was he died in that yes he died dredging that up but one of the interesting things about cereal we always use it with milk i'll tell you why because big milk has a grip on the economy the suits it big milk and they've told us that it's not even acceptable not even socially acceptable to drink milk with anything else they've got the blue collar worker by their balls and they're squeezing it for all the milk they can get even though i'm the milk man chlad and i are a little bit unconvinced that milk is the only option when it comes to consuming cereal so right now schlatt and i are going to head off to the supermarket and acquire a plethora of various liquids that we will now be trying with cereal schlatt i will tell your mother this is my lime green tesla i rented it and i will not be returning it because there's a feature in this car that i really like [Music] that's rancid welcome to pavilion schlatt this is the new wegmans really this is the new is wegmans flat how do you feel about cold brew i love cold brew that's good it's some premium black coffee classic margarita this is christ bro hey man i mean you're still killing two birds with one stone the alcoholics breakfast right they're just gonna see us walk out with like 50 different drinks and a box of cheerios and be like what is going on something's going on here we're gonna find the shittiest beer and use that as the base as one of them getting a 30 pack of nettie oh god get get some nice extra virgin olive oil yeah mmm delicious paprika pre-sun pacific coolers i'll be right back [Music] you did not i did no that's not edible we're going to do dish though [Laughter] all right ladies and germs we've just returned from the grocery store and we've got our entire spread of various liquids that we're going to be working on today the smorgasbord without further ado let's just get into the taste testing of these damn liquids for the sake of having a control in this video on what liquid works best with cereal we are going to be only using honey nut cheerios regular cheerios are fine but they kind of make you want to kill yourself we need something with a mascot that reminds you of jerry seinfeld so we're going to begin with our first liquid of the day milk el classico just a tiny bit just a smidge that's pleasant it's pleasant it's nice it it sits in the mouth well the flavor gets in the milk it's hard to deny the boys that big milk they could have showed something a lot worse they could have chose you know piss i don't know how successful that would have been i personally don't really think that lactose intolerance exists just power through it just do it what you're gonna get you're gonna have some diarrhea later everybody poops stack up next up in our series of liquids we've got water i've heard that people do use water my mom uses water as a cereal as a cereal base she'll put water in her frosted flakes because it moistens it this one relies heavily on the base cereal yeah it does i could do it i wouldn't want to though it's honestly not that bad the water also turns brown which is disgusting there's some view of the of the brown water it's like the l.a tap water that's not that's just okay what would you rate water out of ten oh yeah maybe a five yeah like a 5.5 oh you're going decimals on me yeah you think you're smart next up an interesting change in course a jose cuervo margarita i'm gonna like this it's like when you're in the bathroom [Laughter] here we go just do it the key is to suck all the margarita down oh and then chew the cereal that's not what i was doing four tops four times that's like a three listen you don't understand how worse it's gonna get ted we've got lemonade that's better than the margarita it's way better than the margarita because of that there is a bit of a dichotomy there that's just making me be like oh this is pretty good because i just had a margarita in my cereal four and a half i'd give it a five it just gets worse folks lemon juice oh that really kind of came out in a gurgley way didn't it it did oh yeah that's bad that's sour that's sour that completely matched the flavor of the honey nut cheerios oh my god there's nothing there but lemon definitely like a two and a half i'll give that a three because i feel like it's gonna get even worse the one and only martinelli's apple juice is this the bottle that if you crunch on it it sounds like an apple oh excellent oh that's not that bad at all no that's just a sweet chewy apple juice it's the honey that goes with the apple there and then you just have something to chew on wow i could totally eat that i'll give that a six and a half yeah i'll probably give that six and a half two maybe even a seven he is weak minded he just follows everything i say this is my channel all right don't make me get you want me to get the big guy we're moving on get your cereal we've got capri sun next dude that is like a squirrel pissing does it work let's find out ah same thing as apple juice yeah it doesn't have the creaminess of the milk that's what's missing from this whole situation and i feel like it's been years since i've had that feeling you know what that is that's big milk he's got you by the balls and he's milking you and he's twisted he's twisting he's giving you that cbt that sweet sweet juicy hot i'll give this one a six i'm gonna give it a 5.9 we're moving on from the juice section of this review of various liquids maybe you could have this in the morning coffee this is a cold brew black coffee there's a very small amount of people in the world a very small percentage of people in the world i think that like black coffee and having it with cereal i don't know if that's gonna be necessarily an improvement no it's like staring into the depths of hell oh it smells good it smells good oh oh it had a good start and had a good shot i felt good going in i was surprised i was like oh man this is gonna be oh no no no no all of the bitterness hit you at once but it still is just black coffee which sucks i will give that a three yeah i'm gonna ah [Laughter] give this like a three and a half we have now entered what i like to call the danger section of the video on this side was the intro drinks besides the margarita i don't think we had anything really crazy going on there but now we're sort of entered into the chaos zone are you moaning while you're how do you feel about this upcoming one sexy no never mind it's coca-cola ladies and gentlemen it's coca-cola we're going to be having cereal with coca-cola oh no okay holy that's weird looking bombs away bombs away oh god no the fizziness should not be going on while you're crunching no when you have things to eat there shouldn't be bubbles yeah um that's a two out of ten for me i'll give that a three it sucked going in but towards the end it got a little better it's olive oil guys we're doing olive oil anything you want to say to the people at home it's highly caloric is it one tablespoon is 130 calories that's because you cook things with it and it enhances the flavor once it's sizzled into the food oh no just just the essence of it just the essence of it i don't think i've ever had a tablespoon on its own and we're about to have that because we're only taking one bite we're about to have 130 calories worth in one bite oh no me oh no [Laughter] some for you too my friend oh thank you it sounds like someone throwing up that is more viscous than anything we've had that is that is coming [Music] hey welcome to la cheers his mouth out right now with water i was extremely surprised at first because i wasn't bad it wasn't bad but then you swallowed and you realized oh my god i've got a bunch of oil in my mouth that's a one one i'd say 1.5 because of like at least it wasn't bad the whole way god bad vibes from the from the olive oil i feel like i'd be willing to give anything over a five at this point yeah yeah red bull ted you ever wanted to fly i've always wanted to fly really you don't even need to drink red ball to fly oh yeah just walk outside into los angeles go down a hollywood boulevard and get some get some homeless person and shoot a needle in your arm then you're flying what you know about rolling down it looks like motor oil it does look like motor oil cheers to getting high oh no i i just think i don't like red bull red bull has a very specific type of flavor it's not good it is not the war crime that olive oil was yeah i give it a three and a half i give it a four really yeah it's not too bad wow okay of course we've got this energy drink here but you know what else other energy drink exists schlatt what bang energy is the next thing we're drinking [Applause] ted we're almost done shut your mouth this is the sour heads flavor i'm a bit of a sour head oh yeah i had no follow-up joke you got a picture that's for sure oh that's so mean it's not good but it's not terrible it's not good you don't like it that much i hate that i think it at a base level i think i just don't like bang no five five five i like it i give this a three definitely worse than the red bull i don't know what i gave the red ball next up we've got the essence of water razz cranberry lacroix lacroix sucks lacroix doesn't taste good this is not as bad as many of the other drinks we've had four and a half lacroix frat bros of the world today's your day to shine my friends time boys because today we're drinking natty light my dad's a big lawyer and he's gonna get you for beating me up trent trent trend trend his name is trend he was beaten up by a guy named trent uh yeah because his name is bertram yeah yeah putting beer in cereal oh i like that yeah i like it you're doing another bite that's good really yeah i've never had natty light in my entire life oh really and i and i'm just now learning that it tastes good with honey nut cheerios i'm feeling a uh at least a six six i'm filling a six on the natty this is like i'm a pioneer it's just like i'm an explorer you're not american come here come here i got a life force it's got hot going through it fast i enjoyed it a lot i don't i don't get it i really liked it so schlatt introduced me to this concept thick water ted is what they give to old people when their jaws don't work anymore and they need to suck things rather viscous nectar it's going to be like a nectar oh let's just jump into it ladies and germs give it a good pour oh no me this is what we have to look forward to ted the spoonful looks like an arts and crafts project it does look like it's covered in glue if this is an arts and crafts project that's the first time that my gag reflex has been activated you you gagged from that there was something in it that was like coating my mouth that's that's two that's two or the sound it makes that's a sin i'm going bombs away on this i do need to chug it what do i get i want to chug it i want to chug it two crisp twenty dollar bills forty dollars i'm rich ted i don't need i don't need too crisp twenty dollars businessman i'm i'm i'm riching mommy mommy oh my god who chris for 20s baby ladies and gentlemen i can't do it you can't do it yeah wash it down with some tequila i don't know why chose this one but the next uh liquid it's not really liquid it's mayonnaise guys flat wanted to do mayonnaise and here it is oh ted you don't have to do it from that far up head it will certainly taste moist oh my god i cannot do that there's no weight ted that's worse than the thick one you're the one you brought that's worse than the thick water okay man that's worse than the olive oil bro that's a that's like that one that's a point one yeah that's a point one that is the worst one by far that's really bad that's that is gross we're going down a dark path guys pickle juice why do we do all these at the end bro why didn't we just i don't know it's got a lot of stuff swimming around in it ah you got you got to just focus on the honey nut cheerios just focus on the honey nut oh my god better than mayo better than way better than better than mayo but still one one of the hardest one one one but do you know what will be worth slap what's that liquid dish soap is the answer to that slat yep yeah if product gets into eyes flush thoroughly with water if swallowed drink a glass full of water here we go this is the final one schlatt for all the marbles it smells pleasant oh no it's a mixture between thick water but it's not edible it's not edible why are we doing this are you gonna swallow this it's cereal but you have to swallow it it's literal soap how are you not gonna swallow how are you gonna know what it tastes like i actually picked this because i knew i'd be better at it than you the amount of times i've said bad words in front of my mommy and she took me to the sink and put a bar of dial in my mouth she called it cleaning my mouth out because some dirty words were in it holy all right well you can't actually swallow that that's not fault i was confident like until five seconds in ah i actually thought you were going to swallow i thought you were i was ready to yeah i was ready to in real until i realized oh this is this is will be physically impossible like i subconsciously rejected it 6 out of 10. that's a little low in my opinion i'd probably give it a 7 out of 10. and thanks for watching thanks so much ladies and gentlemen for watching this video if you liked me and schlatt interacting in this video then you may like the chuckle sandwich podcast which is a podcast we have together with our buddy charlie slimsicle that is available on spotify and on the chuckle sandwich youtube channel like the video peace out bye hey folks just letting you know that this video is sponsored by nordvpn if you haven't heard of nordvpn perhaps you've 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Length: 18min 53sec (1133 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 15 2021

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