Some of my favourite Ted/Charlie/Schlatt clips

would you rather be transported to among us and be sassy [Laughter] or not be transported to among us and not be sassy [Laughter] is that real yeah that was the top one in controversial this month that's literally the worst thing i've ever heard in the comments what do they say most people say they don't want to be sassy what they don't want to be sassy huh for what for one what is it two and ten of all those people have to be suss that's how it works some of them are that's how it works this is right i think it's rather sus that you bring this question yeah there's a little saucy it's a little in the little sus this is a little sun nothing wrong with being a little suspect what are you wearing what are you wearing bro what do you have cute cute minecraft boy skin number five what is that this is this is me and my merch this one's not even really a bumper sticker it's more just like a warning live beast that's calibri too that's the default microsoft word text right there they had the bees in the car first and they needed a quick solution a lot of people were touching the bees and they needed to get the message out quick which is surprising yeah you wouldn't think people would touch bees and go near dangerous animals you know get [ __ ] to death no no no no no no i can't show my office your office yes we can i had uh bessie build this i don't know where bessie is right now it looks like it looks like there's just like she's been kind of stalling oh and i repurposed it was for the wall project oh okay that's fair that's more that was fair is that another intern bessie there no bessie was actually a cannon is that that's all they are to you that's all your interns are you they're just big cannons no no it was literally a big cannon anyways um you guys got any other would you rathers yes i do uh would you rather have ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife or never be able to use spoons but always have enough okay you got to repeat that one more time because that's like that's like a when sally has an apple and gives seven apples to billy does billy have 11 apples or is he a [ __ ] like what is the hypotenuse would you rather have 10 000 spoons when all you need is a knife so if you need to like cut chicken right you have a fork you're holding it down you try to cut it with your knife it's not going through why it's a rounded edge not a knife it's a spoon one of ten thousand that you always have or alternatively you go to eat soup you go to you go to get the macaroni you pick it up you got one on the end but you got this knife you always have the knife with you is there soup is there macaroni normally in your soup did i say that yeah you did you said you said you said an idiot you said you said i go to pick up something let's just move on to the next one guys slime circle screwed it up again cycle mess it up again what oh my god macaroni is that a vegetable if not why'd he eat i hear you're a very religious man is that true hey you know i'm smelling my mustache well riddle me this is this the kind of thing that you would have on the back of your car just to rail in that fact oh my gosh if you save if you love jesus love jesus jesus jesus jesus jesus jesus that's like you know what that reminds me of the gorillas first words the gorillas first words what are you talking about we're gonna watch a video right now okay nim's longest recorded sentence was give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you would you rather be stung by a bee a hundred times or live the remainder of your life in newark new jersey i think i'd be stung by a bee a hundred times me too me too oh oh yeah i thought i thought you were framing it like a hundred times like at a rate over the rest of your life but if it's only a hundred times stung by a bee yeah i know [ __ ] newark new jersey and this is all this is all the people out there who are from newark new jersey not on my goddamn life it's a hundred enough to i think a hundred at once is enough to die probably okay yeah you're death okay append this so really the question is the bees deathly allergic oh what the question is live in new jersey or die in which case i would still get stung by a hundred well now you're now you're changing the you're changing the rules here ted just say die so we can move on i want to do one of my questions just say thank you thank you i'll die oh my god a downstairs too and a so you could downstairs live in this little yeah there you go oh that's my bed right there oh it's looks like the frame is a little weird i'll leave i'll leave you guys to it uh what i want you to remember what's going on because i mean are you are you spunking with me is oh jesus you have satisfied me for now boy i think one of the most successful pivots i've seen where they the short film vfx wasn't working on youtube so they did this they basically do the same thing but in this different framework yeah i'm so smart dude quarter digital is i want to say it's the only channel that i've watched for over a decade consistently yeah i respect them so much and i met them like last year you met them i met them at a sponsor event for uh ghost recon breakpoint oh yeah you've been talking about this and like i remember i was like playing with like i think i just was playing with like developers of the game right and we were having a good time and they were like right across the screen for me i like peer over and you're like hey how are they doing um and then like after the um after the after the thing i remember this is like the first time i've ever like i was ever like nervous to approach someone right i would get starstruck with them are you kidding me but for me for me it wasn't like there's kind of a thing on youtube where as you kind of start to grow into your own uh it becomes less intimidating to network with people for them though since i'd always just been such a fan of their content yeah um like i approached them afterwards like right before i was getting in the uber to get out of there and just i don't know like i didn't even have a plan going in i was just like hey guys you know i just have enjoyed your stuff yeah and then and then that was when they all threw up all over me and it was just i'll go ahead and i play some music well i'll i'll i'll be back in a bit oh this is this is [ __ ] miserable oh my god they did the stall too got something for you is there any chance you could maybe maybe tell swagger to turn that off sometime soon i mean it's really like even when i go underwater it's just i feel like it's just piercing into the annals of my brain i don't what is that what the [ __ ] is that what the [ __ ] is that oh man what is what do you what did you just say to me swagger please he seems like you know he's been anemic since he's been young i mean he needs a he needs a single nugget at least i mean at this point okay well can you let me create this machine yeah sure yeah no no problem i'll i'll insulate him oh thank you thank you thank you don't let any of the iron i can't let any of the iron get out here we got to sell this a little better friendship i want to say save you by the power [Music] william why the [ __ ] are you still here finally we've got the categories i'm the most excited about we've got the crazy political bumper sticker listen this is the one i felt a little less confident in but it's got a simple message so it's a simple sticker [Laughter] don't vote baby the two sexy woman silhouettes and of course because we are in america that is jesus christ arms wide don't vote i've got this i've got this whole minor mining operation that's going on here i call this the pal mine um it doesn't and uh that doesn't really fl roll off the tongue as well bauman the pal mine i wonder if there's would you call it what's a um hang on one sec we have the uh let's see let's see let's see uh we have chum we have chu chum we don't really want to be the chum chum cave this is the bucket i don't really i don't know about the chum cave it reminds me too much of chum bucket it makes me a little uncomfy it does it does i i don't i don't know it's not good maybe the uh uh clat no plate playmate we are not calling it the bro shaft [Music] we are not fighting we are never going to no no no no no no no this is a this is a decision we are going to have to live with for the rest of our imagine what are you going to do when you have someone over what are we going to do when we have when we have jack's films over and he and he walks by and he says oh this is nice uh what's this yeah yeah yeah that's that's our bro shaft what what can we put an adjective in front of brochure maybe like what what makes something adjective to me charlie what's wrong with that do you not like adjectives i forget what it means watch the gap oh i don't wanna don't get my don't wanna get all my new clothes out on my first day man this is a little oh no no no oh my god i'm soggy i'm soggy i'm soggy i can't go like this i can't go like this i can't go like this you signed a very long contract that neither of us really i definitely didn't read it i told you to read it did you not read it dude i told you i literally i forwarded it to you i said i don't know what any of this [ __ ] [ __ ] means dude little the non-linguistic skills this is why we live in a [ __ ] cave ted because we don't know what the hell we're doing how did i even get this job dude no there's an actual challenge where there's a cup of water and you put one of those toilet paper rolls and then you try to suck up through it and it's like you need so much as schlep was saying bandwidth should we do it i'd need to [ __ ] a lot to get one of those cardboard things i just replaced it the other day i refused to try something that would embarrass me further on this podcast well it's fine so for we can we can fool all the audio listeners we can just make the sounds oh okay that's pretty good let's see it oh my god no no speaking of vegetables here's a carrot hey all right that's good should i eat this back up on the item frame though this is the only one right it's the only one okay i am going to wait until i'm uh probably more much more starving yeah you don't want to eat that it's getting bomb i do have a i have like i have sort of like a goop on my hand after touching it is that yeah why is it yeah oh you're just right there joe biden's gonna get the same treatment in a couple years why are you gonna goop joe biden what are you talking about no that's not what i mean anyways my operation will go on all the floors okay so what is that that's pretty vague let me just say i'll give you a hint i'll clue you guys in um you know how swagger has his windmill oh my god there's two of them holy [ __ ] okay he's got his he's got his windmills what are you gonna do about his windmills and his water crank or water wheels and uh whatever other like fan stuff you can do yeah i i don't believe in any of that okay yes i'm here for it i believe in good old manual labor i'm a bit of a luddite you know i don't like robots taking our jobs i think elon musk can suck my dick in a small enclosed room there's an item in the create mod called a hand crank uh-oh how much is a completely human-powered way how many of these are you looking to get produced oh so many of them i mean enough to fill all the rooms in this building and let me just tell you it it will be small children cranking them what is what is it all for where does all the power go oh who knows [Music] you

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Published: Sat Apr 03 2021