Creating The Ultimate Milk

oh crap teleportation is a new technology all right so I'm working out the kinks all right a hundred thousand subscribers that's pretty cool I don't really know why you're all here that part can probably confuses me the most you guys like milk right I like milk time to make the biggest one I've given milk a platform on my channel all right I've given milk it's time to shine I think that there's a very large divide in the milk community and I think that that's a huge [ __ ] problem we need all the milk people to come together and really just start appreciating each other otherwise where the hell are we gonna end up you know probably hell we're probably all going to hell that's the stakes I don't know why I'm holding this and if you've got a problem with that then I've got a problem with you champ all right don't [ __ ] with me this is the topic of the video there's no changing that now you want to know how serious I am yeah that's how [ __ ] that was stupid listen guys I'm a mess right now those plants aren't even real they're from Target I bought fake succulents and I still put them in the Sun who does that today we are going to be making the ultimate milk we need to take every single kind of milk and put it into one big cup but pot if you guys have a problem with that you're gonna get arrested by the FBI firm I'm just gonna frame you [Music] hey folks how's it going I'm here with my videographer Brian how's it going we need to get some milk oh you don't don't worry about that if you are currently on our way to the grocery store it's where we're gonna get the milk we need almond milk we need ot milk what other nut milks what type of milk are you excited to see Brian see I have a controversial opinion because I am actually I don't hate milk of the skin variety right like skim milk you like skim milk I don't hate it skim milk is like the worst milk going we're back at Wegmans that's the only place I go to it's a spicy rapini ravioli that's for rapini and rep roasted red pepper my guitar no there's actually a lot more milk than I actually get considered my odors flax milk I don't even know what that coconut milk about it Oh oh my gosh banana milk I really hope that this is good because it's $5 nutritious plant-based milk I guess if you can milk a nut you can milk a plant but it doesn't say what it comes from macadamia milk isn't from a macadamia nut that if you really wanted to be healthy Brian then you get this he raised its the skim milk of not even milk he's digging deep for this one the legend there true I heard word of this but I didn't know if it existed this is all the most that we managed to get Ted you can break the milk [Music] hey welcome to the milk section of the video I'm terrified for my inside I'm terrified for my life Oh milk lactaid the almond milk right here lacks milk macadamia milk vanilla milk chocolate milk strawberry milk whole milk from cows goat milk from cows just kidding that was alive they're from goats coconut milk soy milk cashew milk and finally the most confusing of them all banana milk we're gonna start with the classic well actually you haven't had in a while barely a skim milk drink is this could be too strong for me he's primarily a skin [ __ ] I don't even know what lactate is which is why we're gonna taste it next it looks like water this looks like what I would call moon juice but you assume astronauts might drink that's confusing it tastes like skim milk but sweeter yeah I thought it would taste empty and hollow like the moon's landscape full of craters and demise let me out of how many cows out of seven cows a four out of seven or planet oat oat milk it doesn't have the right it doesn't have the right color you're right it looks like this no or if you pissed it in are you pissed in a large vat of milk and that got through the production process oh yeah don't know what we're talking about tastes like if you put oats and milk which is exactly what it is but the oat flavor is too strong so how do you reduce the amount of Oh taste in something that is derived from it lacked a did it they took out the lactose still tastes like milk it's not like when you're drinking milk you're only tasting lactase yeah we like these cows we're gonna milk these cows because they give a lot of lactate I [ __ ] with oatmeal three cows I'm gonna give it a 7 cows oh my god wouldn't the original beast just shut up just shut up okay don't bring stats into this I'm not a nerd this channel isn't for nerds guys isn't alright better be a hundred thousand [ __ ] homies here I'm gonna kill Brian I would never threaten my fans almond milk made from the worst nut so we're dad gets a controversial take right now that was an objective state know the almond is in no way the worst not Cheers almonds almonds up you pretty health week it helps deal with the pain called a desert milk yeah four out of seven four and a half because decimals almond fans are friends of decibels is that what you're saying yes almond fans and nerds blacks milk made of flax what is it we don't want done yeah we don't know it's got omega-3 so it's basically like we're drinking fish you know what I always thought milk needed yeah oh it's kind of pink it's like salmon milk oh you know what this tastes like it tastes like liquid frosting it does yeah it's like birthday cake flavored milk that's a two out of seven cows for me see now I'm afraid to be a follower so I'll give it a one milk a day Mia also known as macadamia milk it looks like an art school students notebook as much writing as a writing students essay and about as much promise as both hold on there's a cute little poem hello I'm Amy and I'm kind of a couple that's a weird poem I'm nervous about this one honestly eight years that's there is nothing redeeming about this Mel he's got like dirty water wait there is no milk flavor oh no this isn't even one cow out of seven there's just no cow hate you this is a one this is a one milk it's gonna suck because we're gonna have to drink it again Oh in a soup this is the intense vanilla milk right there folks it's so slow man legit that's melted for no idea if it smell goat milk I'm kind of nervous on this one yo milk is probably the furthest you can get from real milk because all the other ones are trying to imitate normal milk whereas this one is just I'm a [ __ ] goat goat I'm Cheers well that just tastes like milk oh that just tastes like sour milk yeah well two out of seven two goats out of seven castles next up is uh I don't even know why I bought such a big carton of it because I 10 was dreading coconut milk yeah I was why why is it that color looks like an ectoplasm oh no it looks like horrifying did you feel it there's texture if you look like you're about to throw up did you always throw out like yes I need to wash these that's a cleanses zero out of seven yeah this was hurting us it was going out of its way to damage us and it is a bastard of all milks soy milk there we go it's like flax but less yeah it's like the ice cream one but less I'm not invested at all I'm with this [ __ ] milk has to say a little harsh Wow caPSURE milk oh I'm scared because this reminds me of the milk edenia appearance yeah it's like a greyish white all right here we go oh it's so bad it's oh it's so bad it's burnt it's burnt it tastes like disappointment and also a abusive father [ __ ] you this deserves this yeah that's in the one range that's in the one ring we're gonna try a strawberry enough now and nothing in nature in general should have a neon color to it Oh hey pepto-bismol Cheers here we go oh it's not good it's like cough syrup there's probably a better strawberry now if you could yeah I'm just getting more aggressive with the milk we're gonna do the chocolate milk now this one kind of comes out like poop diarrhea how great is it gonna be if we try this with banana milk and all of our dreams are crushed oh this is the worst mill and we have such high expectations of this milk being very good even though it's [ __ ] banana milk Oh No it smells weird let's think for a second your vote this could be good we're hoping that this tastes like banana bread drink oh that's really bad yeah no one should ever have to drink that ever I can't hurt anyone else [Music] [Music] you know what you've all been waiting for we need to make the ultimate milk we're gonna do 1/4 of a cup each of milk here so first the classic normal milk lactaid milk oat milk dirty pea milk almond milk flax milk this [ __ ] macadamia milk vanilla milk strawberry milk is involved now oh there it is Wow it's funny so remember that this is something that is meant for consumption now now it looks so nice and pink time to make it poopy chocolate milk oh my god goat milk cashews are good too so we're getting [ __ ] in the ass with this soy milk all right No so we put all the milks in here now it's time to stir it up those chunks oh my god though it's got like this pretty much rose gold color ladle it in and we're gonna drink a whole glass each tried water hey guys thanks for 100,000 subscribers here we go oh really not that when you combine the worst milks it gets better I'm not even mad super I'm not even mad it really looks like horrifying but I just full of surprises Ted have some more oh thank you we need an explanation here yeah I think it's the flax milk I think it was the birthday cake flavor of the flagon just overpowered everything else this is like a [ __ ] five course meal breakfast lunch and dinner and one milk guys you're welcome the Willy Wonka of messes me giving back to the community so yeah thanks so much for 100,000 subscribers that's a whole bunch of [ __ ] a lot of people thanks guys so much for watching the video like and subscribe don't if you don't wanna I'll see you around the block drink more milk [Music]

Channel: Ted Nivison

Views: 1,995,835

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Id: CB9PVlSeDpY

Length: 13min 18sec (798 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 05 2019