We made this game EVEN WORSE.

pump up the volume the music's loud i smoke crack and probate clowns when i'm done here i'm gonna go sleep i smoke crack every day oh no oh god how's it going boys my name is schlatt and welcome back to some more jackpots i got some of the worst people i know together to play some rounds of champed up those you that don't know champed up is a game about drawing the champion of a specific topic you get a prompt and you draw something that relates to it the most then for your second drawing you get a drawing someone else made but you don't know the prompt so you pretty much just have to base your champion off of what they drew it's a fun game and it always ends up going off the rails so enjoy also most people who watch my videos are subscribed so suck my dick oh my god wait why is there candy corn coming out of the left one yeah what is that wait is that the one that shot down dude it was just trying to get away nice airplane swagger thanks heroin okay [Music] is that a flag that better not be a slag right there why'd you turn him so that he's reaching for it no more heroin for him oh [Laughter] wait there's two [ __ ] like [ __ ] [Laughter] i don't know why i drew that i'm not gonna lie it was it was literally just a huge [ __ ] i can't show that in the video anyways and time today's video is sponsored by manscape baby we all like dick and balls around here fellas right well lucky for us manscape does too and they recently sent me their performance package in the mail i'm a big fan of packages and this time it's no different boys because this is the all-in-one men's grooming kit that's got you covered from head to toe we got the lawnmower 3.0 a waterproof cordless trimmer that doesn't cut your nuts up believe me i tried it's also got an led on the front which helped me navigate my cavernous ass who the [ __ ] wrote this i haven't trusted and boys this is big i even trusted it to trim down my luscious chops god i look good we've also got some bald deodorant and spray in here which i assume is super helpful if you're about to be paid a visit down there not that i don't the weed whacker knows an ear hair trimmer is also in here with its 360 degree rotary blades that won't tug or tear and finally we got the new and improved shears 2.0 luxury six-piece stainless steel nail kit every guy should have the manscaped performance package on their wish list this season for a limited time you'll also get two free gifts in the package a nice travel bag and some comfy boxer briefs off script for a second i actually asked manscape to send a couple more of these to my family for christmas cause i legitimately think that they're good products you can get 20 off the performance package by going to the link in the description thanks to manscape for sponsoring today's video and enjoy all right let's see ew what the [ __ ] ugh [Laughter] oh supposed to mean [Laughter] uh no easy win from all tribes just draw a bunch of troll faces he's sad oh i'm not even upset i'm losing right now that's really good he feels nothing i like that [ __ ] i like that you know the name of my hand oh [Laughter] [Music] hey [Laughter] [Laughter] i'm voting crookson dude holy [ __ ] oh my man what the [ __ ] irate smeg [Laughter] i'm yankees logo on it i don't i don't know what i did to deserve this there's just infinite potential what the [ __ ] why is oh i can't vote for this one i'm not going to vote i'm not voting for it why is it all right [Laughter] the same [ __ ] who's looking better i don't know i don't know [Laughter] the gun oh dude steel's got a rump look at his big ass these are good drawings is this just josh versus all right yeah this is definitely josh versus um oh i gotta say i have never seen a an inter-focused picture of her [ __ ] cats they're always blurry and they always look like they they've just been punched the great one who's kind of sucks well-deserved every single facial expression is exactly the same oh my god oh that was really good dude that's incredible that was really [ __ ] good oh no [Laughter] [Music] okay that's great but it's the champion of fertility it doesn't really make sense anymore oh my god swagger did you try this one i did not dry that one up holy [ __ ] that's hilarious [Laughter] humans holy [ __ ] thank you i'm trying to be the bigger person here fat if there was a sound effect to a company it'd just be white noise [Laughter] [Laughter] wow yeah it started i tried drawing the discord call but i couldn't draw that small juice spicing things up in the bedroom i mean definitely the shade juice that comes from the kitchen i don't know i i don't know i just no dude delete it get rid of it get rid of it [Laughter] wow nice little boy trevor yeah round of applause guys come on all right now we move on to patently stupid this one's pretty straightforward you get a prompt that someone else wrote and your job is to create and pitch an invention that solves the problem do i hate going to church this is the pedometer 2000 for when you hate going to church all right what's one way to guarantee shut down your church you use this this incredible device will fill into the nearest pedophile which most likely will be decreased using a special button to go to the police they all show up immediately in iraq mass is canceled you can go home and play call of duty or fortnight and you know with this device the tagline is no need to be on your knees when you have one of these you're good for swagger this game is way too good for him i saw pedometer and i was like wait a [ __ ] step counter yeah all right nick let's see what you're doing all right i keep getting arrested for being in the italian mafia so that's the problem i think we all relate to i relate they're late yeah really relates jail x out of jail get a jailer he's so happy because he's free sami god [ __ ] that was a lot funnier than i thought going to be wait a minute for me i thought it was [ __ ] garbage all right let's see what you got all right if you're anything like me you always wonder why can't children [ __ ] oh the half child longer no longer do you have to buy one full child you can have a legs or the top half to help you in the what does game mean [Laughter] thank you for your time oh i can never find a good glitch [Laughter] bro you hella weird man don't you know girls find that ugly right true uh who put the glizzy to gobble that was strangely homophobic all right you're right dallas i hate to fly because of sky fairies every time i try and fly some sky fairies get in the way kind of like snakes uh from that movie snake's on a plane so i got an idea all right come on it's my presentation buddy so i had this beautiful idea anti-aircraft guns so basically you get an air anti-aircraft turret and you shoot him out of the sky and it works uh and our proof of concept it worked on flight 17. all right josh all right so my relatives with a bunch of alive and growing bed bugs at my house sucks to be [Applause] oh [ __ ] that's so true oh [ __ ] man it does suck to be you dude holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] [ __ ] loser yeah that was funny though they already agree geez tough crap child doesn't exist and no one voted it's not a tough crowd it's just the competition the [ __ ] girl yeah i had a boy christ i like that one that was a good one we go awesome we go i don't think bros you goblin is going nowhere [Music] oh so close so close all right nick let's see what you got man you're presenting directly to me by the way i'll be sweet i'll be sweet okay all right so happy nice just watch oh oh just watched dream oh no so there has to be a way to make collie carson's videos less boring here's the solution right this is a computer right right but it's not any computer this is dreams computers right his own computer so on on this computer on the hard drive all the editing software all of the all of the the contacts that he has with with everybody that's entertaining the access core server addresses everything it's all there for you to take advantage of and and therefore improve your channel right and with this device success is just a dream away wow okay there's got to be a way to make my videos less boring right surely surely there has to be [Laughter] that's true that's true [Laughter] i thought the prompt was how do we make carson's videos more boring okay luckily this won't change much so oh jeez oh what the [ __ ] that's the same thing familiar bro is you watching [Laughter] for real all right so hear me out okay i'm listening j [Music] all right everybody now i'm a big fan of the various memes that have cropped up over the years of course um one of my favorites has got to be carson crime that's what that is i didn't get to finish the uh what what the invention is you're just gonna have to go off the title for this one all right okay so we want more carson crying [Laughter] all right gentlemen uh there's gotta be a way to make call me carson's videos less boring and i'll tell you what i think carson's in his head a lot i think he i think he tends to overthink things i think he needs something i think he needs something to happen that will make him so personal oh oh i think carson needs something that will free his mind a little bit you know like the matrix like carson needs to take the red pill oh okay okay oh [Music] to pursue better ideas holy [ __ ] that's a big [ __ ] large pocket that i drew on that guy don't know why is that a little girl you hit a game all the dream jokes are gonna get funded off yeah yeah i think we just have to fund the dream ones oh we're all funny jesus sorry carson yeah it's rough yeah oh my god yeah you know we maybe don't draw a surprise fair enough fair enough i won't do it again yeah dream right i love dreams please don't make this money hey oh there you go thank god holy [ __ ] so you're telling me that this image that that you just sent this is a happy meal in the back of a car i see a happy meal in the back of the back seat of a car man i just feel like you guys are [ __ ] with me it's a happy meal because that's what i'm seeing i say i see may 2021 new york city heaven stairway incident and there's a bunch of people flying up into the heavens i just think you're messing with me slap because what do you mean this is what i see this is what i see what are we talking about comes the screenshot boom and i just see a happy meal that is not a [ __ ] happy meal carson that is a picture of people floating into the [ __ ] heavens schleich you're clicking the image that i posted and then you're hitting like open original right yes all right a big big problem for all is uh men right shut the [ __ ] up dude so i hate having to shave in the morning so i got the perfect solution hair remover forever will you no longer have to shave so you see i got this great invention it's a little torch device okay and what it does is it makes it so skin can't grow hair anymore you don't need a shave your skin's dying oh okay everybody if you're like me you love drugs and different variations of drugs i recently bought a donkey kong mbma chewable [Laughter] i'm just getting flashbacks to the article all right josh so you can read the prompt too many fat booty [ __ ] in my opinion oh that's big fat booty [ __ ] big fat booty [ __ ] sorry about that [Applause] prompt i have a hard time finding your penis my penis i'm describing it's the same [ __ ] over and over jokes there's two jokes i'll go to what i'll go to the website okay whoa bigfatbootybitch.org i'm registering that right now like a melody i need to organize the missing cases of may 20 21 new york city airway what's going on that's just a happy meal that's just a happy meal you know what to do you all right you seem pretty flustered you seem pretty flustered that is literally just a photo of a happy meal in the back seat of a car no idea what that's all about no idea right all right what your website sucks not too good [Music] bigfatbootybitch.org [Music] damn all right [Music] [Music] oh man all right all right i want to safely ejaculate without prolapsing me too ew yeah that's gross so i want to do that too okay next one next one so i want to safely ejaculate without prolapsing is a common problem most middle-aged adults have so my solution to this absolute problem yes is this [Music] so this is a dual use device not only will it help you ejaculate but it will also stop you from prolapsing so with this amazing product you can ream cream oh [ __ ] it's good we all know it we all know it yeah just just just go we all know the drill i want to safely ejaculate without prolapsing what i really want to know is why do you keep going on about this dude it's literally just a happy meal it's literally just a happy meal like you gotta you gotta be honest with me dude are you sure you're all right because i can take you to urgent care if you want [Laughter] look how happy happy he is happy meal just a happy meal yeah we know you can just go yeah get on with it just get on with it [Music] fair right no it's the number two oh i like that one lots like i don't understand why they're gonna get voted [Laughter] that's honestly too much hey all right i just like the mcdonald's nice wow holy [ __ ] that's a winner big money that's what i hear attaboy josh congrats good on you yeah dude there it is thank you you're awesome josh hope you enjoyed those business presentations now we're moving on to medverse city this is the rap game and it came from an earlier play session that went so far off the deep end that it was barely salvageable pump up the volume the music's loud i smoke crack and probate clowns when i'm done here i'm gonna go sleep i smoke crack every day oh no oh you might might have an issue do you want to get that chicken call for help it's so expensive i gotta slow down i'm getting too stupid ah just kidding that's you i've learned the ancient secrets of the many watch out lenny holy [ __ ] okay did you know i'm fluent in latin ah lacking can't get over me i'm like a case to coven taking over america to monetizing this video i may not be charming but i'm dumb and bad global warming i respond to alexa sounds great sure thing ted climate change tonight i was like okay i guess this is where i'm at it works there you go here we go here we go let's hear it my rhymes are fresh like a ripe new pair your rhymes are stale like that beanie you wear oh my name's a juggernaut because i never skip show me your [ __ ] you know i'm good [Applause] when i say hey all the people shout that's you after my rhymes [ __ ] you wrong oh my god there's just a lot of sexual attention in this match sorry i had to bring out the five keys man let's go all right all right yo i'm sweeter than candy sharper than a baseball bat i'm raising trouble in your house call me cat in the hat my words are like paint i'm an artist like eminem i'm dropping dropping bars like skittles and i like communism oh [ __ ] my skin is exfoliating my eyebrows i'm just dead then ass cheeks get cringe i don't want to spin [Laughter] god your new rapper name should be mc pineapple because all you do is fat bull what i be i drive a family you drive a truck make like a chicken and cluck hey my rhymes are superb your beats are so frail i've sucked out all your juices and you're looking quite pale you got no place to run no place to eat just stepped in ketchup bunga's blood is on my feet dude why would you kill him don't you [ __ ] bring up bunga in this right back i swear to god [Applause] [Laughter] you better quit right now before you trippin over my giant huge [ __ ] that's flippin and dippin you got no style got your clothes from an earth i'm from literally mars elon musk my grass is perfect what what does any of that mean it's quite clear i gotta find another boner [ __ ] subreddit i'm not you know i'm the top post of all time in boners in public right now wait is your post on there it's literally just a photo of me wait should i use the shitty mic no this what this one isn't the shitty okay go go down the fork you get no cheesecake dumping oh my god if you were a movie you'd be broke back mountain and i'd be drinking your [ __ ] like [Applause] you've got an idea hey just tell us today people have problems but what can you do

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Length: 35min 39sec (2139 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 01 2020