We Created The Funniest Bumper Stickers...

hey what's up i've mentioned about a million times that i do a bunch of road trips in my 2002 toyota tacoma and as a result of that i've got a bunch of bumper stickers on the back of my truck now i like to think that those bumper stickers have aged pretty well on my truck however there are a lot of bumper stickers out there that have not aged very well or were just bad to begin with they were just always [ __ ] so i decided to get in a call with my buddies schlatt and charlie slimsicle and we took a look at some of the worst bumper stickers that i could find on the internet and then we made some of our own which was interesting to say the least so join me as we take a look at some of the worst bumper stickers in the world i guess [Music] hey folks welcome to the worst bumper stickers ever i'm here with mister are you good are you okay are you okay schwed what's going on with you ted it's been so long since you've uploaded he seems to have developed allergies it's been so long since a ted nevison upload very true what do you guys think of bumper stickers bumper stickers you like them you hate them i feel like bumper stickers are just over sharing on the road that's a fair point slap on the license plate move around real fast so no one can read it and just get to where you guys already need to go the moment you put on a bumper sticker the the objective immediately becomes to swerve as fast as you can so people can't read it did you ever when you were driving with your parents they tried to scare you by like taking the wheel and going like whoa wake up no so you you were like sleeping in a car on a family road trip and your dad was like guess it's time for the classic limesicle family wake-up call and he just starts swerving i'm just scared [ __ ] out of my son i went across the internet and i also asked on twitter people to give me the worst bumper stickers they could find some of these are pretty bad some of these are a little goofy but let's just go through them shall we [Music] this is a classic one booby bouncer hmm very good coupled with the truck nuts i wouldn't yeah you get the not you looking the little nuts the little little i'm sure that charlie's dad had those on the back of his car so when he was oh they'd been there yeah they'd be flying all over the place while he was just giving me lots of trauma back there in the back seat would you guys put this on the back of your truck no no come on this just means my car has poor suspension and it it's a bad ride your friends are never gonna come to you to carry their lumber anymore i don't know what people use trucks for [Laughter] lumber i think what else goes in a truck and my my lumber and my metal scrap i don't know here's a pretty good one very gun friendly children on board if you hit me with my babies in the car i'll whoop your ass till the cops come stop riding my ass [Laughter] hello kitty is the sponsor of that statement that is absolutely after school program font this car is being driven by every worst assistant teacher that exists in elementary school every kid they have in the car they add another gun to the back listen there's something in here for a spectacular gender reveal party there's something in there are they blue gun or are they pink gun the the surprise is opening a gun case and it's what gun the child will inherit i hear you're a very religious man is that true hey you know i'm smelling my mustache well riddle me this is this the kind of thing that you would have on the back of your car just to rail in that fact oh my god if you save if you love jesus love jesus jesus jesus jesus jesus jesus that's like that you know what that reminds me of the gorillas first words the gorillas first words what are you talking about we're gonna watch a video right now okay nim's longest recorded sentence was give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you [Laughter] punk jesus hunk if saves if jesus loves how do you even see out of the back of that thing like you're just counting on jesus to [ __ ] be driving at that point but dude he's gonna jesus is gonna [ __ ] take the wheel and then back into oncoming traffic charlie i think that this next bumper sticker i think would be a really really good one for you powered by [ __ ] dust straight up disney fought are we rating them would you like to rate this i would genuinely rate this one a 9 or 10 out of 10 like i would laugh if i saw this like on the highway is that just like what the kids are calling cocaine these days you're at a party and some girl comes in and she's like i'm gonna give me some [ __ ] dust everyone's like talking about what the [ __ ] is she talking about the next bumper sticker it's a very very normal bumper sticker but we all hate this bumper sticker oh is it like it's going to be the [ __ ] stick figures is it the stick figures it's oh [ __ ] knew it it's the family yeah stick figures i read an article online that apparently yeah it tells you it tells you how many people live in the family so you can [ __ ] kill them all it's also if you peel off a sticker of the car the corresponding human does dies that isn't voodoo doll each sticker you pull off they just thanos snap turn to dust their entire soul is just irreversibly connected to these stupid stickers this is sort of a controversial sticker and i don't even really understand why someone would even have this opinion it's such a niche opinion honk if helen keller is a fraud can you imagine someone driving around with this on the back of the car just be like someone is just so sure that helen keller is not the was not the woman that she was jesus christ so this next one i was introduced to ver like yesterday at first glance this is just the most terrifying bumper sticker i think could exist on the road safely surrender your baby what the [ __ ] apparently what this actually means is this is directed towards people that like just draw babies off at like on doorsteps of people's houses so it's like a psa where they're like don't do that all it takes is just to remove safely from this bumper sticker to just make it 90 times your baby do you imagine driving on the road you're a mom three kids you're driving your f you're driving your mom van your your automatic doors opening go to soccer practice and you see something that just says surrender your baby and your mother is just like extremely open to suggestion she's just like all right see ya this one's really good are you guys sort of the equestrian type no absolutely not [ __ ] hate horses heaven is filled with horses i know a guy in heaven who is filled by a horse once what are you what are you talking about don't google mr hands okay i'm going to google mr han i'm actually not going to do it because of how he brought it up i'm actually not going to do it how did you know about this unum claw horse sex case it was an incident yeah so basically it was a boeing engineer who brought himself out to a ranch in enumclaw washington and got himself [ __ ] to death by a stallion why do you just know this blatt why do your silence speaks volumes right now why do you know about this let's go to the next bumper sticker ted this one's not even really a bumper sticker it's more just like a warning live beast that's calibri too that's the default microsoft word text right there they had the bees in the car first and they needed a quick solution a lot of people were touching the bees and they needed to get the message out quick which is surprising yeah you wouldn't think people would touch bees and go near dangerous animals you know get [ __ ] to death no no no no no how's my driving call 1-800 eat [ __ ] i'm calling it e-a-t are you calling it right now yeah hey man [Music] [Laughter] that is not what i expected want me to send you a sexy pic of me yes i heard you hit whatever he's going deeper than i tear-dived from mms broadcasting in ncs dude she just switched to business mode she did she really switched i'm not you know i'm not feeling this anymore it's the same thing i'm not feeling this anymore she just [ __ ] put on the glasses got out the clipboard and signed you up for like 30 services dude i hate my ex-wife yes god bless america i would i would put this bumper sticker on if i hated my ex-wife this one this one's for the boys and you know who it's not for my ex-wife you're missing a little bar stool logo in the bottom right oh my god this does make me want to go fishing this one is a little ominous it's an opinion and i don't know why it's so specific gatorade should be thicker you can't even you're not going to find anyone who's selling that [ __ ] this this dude went to customink.com and printed out his own [ __ ] political statement he's been waiting years for gatorade to just make it a little bit thicker a little bit more visible you would not be able to read that unless you were like right on top of this person too okay okay charlie you and schlatt you guys are at a party right now charlie you have the opinion that that gatorade should be thicker but you don't know how to introduce it to your friend schlatt all right oh dude you know what gatorade should be thicker you want some uh roofies this isn't quite a bumper sticker this is more like a piece of art it's sort of like a mural if you will um what [ __ ] is that oh my god if somebody was at the beach and like out of nowhere a cartoon anvil came and dropped on her back and that is this is the aftermath in the in the hospital that is like if elastigirl was turning into a boat like in that movie and then she gave up halfway through i [ __ ] hate it so much it looks it does look very similar to elections that's how i'd shape mrs incredible before i went to town stop dude i think you'll like this one a lot shot sure that's the queen of england she she doesn't do that she's in the buckingham palace he's not in the back of a sedan that that doesn't make him honda civic this is an elite strategy to keep her safe once the crown finds out that there's an assassination attempt about to happen on the queen everyone in britain has to put one of these on their windows and drive around frantically you must drive this one's just a lot this is another religious one it's just a little aggressive oh repent or burn in hell the fearful unbeliefing abominable murderers whoremongers sorcerers idolaters and all liars shall have their part in the lake of fire hey baby repent or burn in hell the fearful unbelieving abominable murderous whoremongers sorcerers idolaters and all liars shall have their part in the lake of fire there was an entirely new voice that came out of you in that moment flat it was like you're an entirely different person i'd be i should go on college campuses and just start talking like that no airbags we die like real men be a man [Laughter] this is i think this is actually one of my favorites it's just nice nice subtle disclaimer this one's sort of like the religious statement except it's more just purely patriotic and it's a warning to people that would just never see it oh my god attention isis if you think you can bring your cowardly asses to america and fight the patriots here be warned we will hand your mutilated corpses to those 72 virgins covered in swine blood and your own you find it offensive i find it funny can you give 1-800 eat ass a call one more time and just uh yeah give them the isis line hey there attention isis if you think you can bring your cowardly asses to america and fight the patriots here be warned we will hand your mutilated corpses i've got a challenge for you guys now you know these bumper stickers are okay but i think that we could create bumper stickers that are better than these i think that we could improve upon the formula that's been presented with it mm-hmm but how we're all gonna make three separate bumper stickers and then present them in a short while we're going to be making a mom bumper sticker then we will be making a sexual bumper sticker and then finally we will make a crazy political bumper sticker see you on the other side and now it's time to do a little bit of presentation right now how do you guys feel about your bumper stickers i feel really good about mine i feel really good about about two of them i suppose we should start with the mom bumper stickers charlie do you want to go first on that one i'll i'll start us first so here's my mom bumper sticker put put a couple twists on ones we know and love oh it's john it's john he's back wow john's been armed uh my child has a gun you will not take him he will not surrender as you can see the use the use of the of the blue and and pink very common sort of parental yes you know colors bumper sticker good stuff catches the eye and no one's catching john i was trying to go into the vein of like you know how moms are like oh i i gave birth a million times i could do anything yeah kind of thing yeah yeah okay yeah sure i'm a mom i've given birth 17 times if you don't think i can break your legs for touching my son's legos think again wow very good i chose the specific clip art i could find where the mom with just no arms it's just a torso your motherly power is is overwhelming with this one i go to books just to get drunk so i'd like to preface by saying that every single one of the bumper stickers i made will upset many people so ted remember when we were looking at that stick figure family oh no jesus christ just we live alone it's a single mother and her child and they're letting the world know that they live alone that is a really bad idea for a pumpkin i know i know that's right so they could be targeted for a crime uh good stuff everyone all around stuff wow great stuff in the first category very excited to see what we have next in the category of the sexual bumper stickers charlie now i'll confess guys i may have gone a little overboard with this one i had a couple different ideas so i made two are you a man prove it 1 800 asked him that is six numbers that will not work that's not a phone number this is my second one i feel a little better about this one uh uh it's sort of a twist on one we all know and love safely here we go boise idaho a great place to have sex take it from me would i see this bumper sticker in boise idaho but you'd see it in [ __ ] like california or something [Music] god damn it just straight to the point i live alone with just me and my son and i love gay porn you know what what a combo and finally we've got the categories i'm the most excited about we've got the crazy political bumper sticker listen this is the one i felt a little less confident in but it's got a simple message so it's a simple sticker don't vote baby the two sexy woman silhouettes and of course because we are in america that is jesus christ arms wide don't vote i was going down the route of uh conspiracy theory why don't you read this one aloud i think you'll like sure sure the democrats drink tiger blood in order to live forever the elite are lying to us and joe biden is a lizard how many fonts is in this it's as many as possible it's like the co-exist buffer sticker dude all right schlatt the final bumper sticker freedom and weep fellas [ __ ] you trickle down these nuts [ __ ] and he's got the and he's got the car nuts did you search up the most [ __ ] up yes you even went out of your way to like adjust the deck so it looks like it's it's like distorted near the bottom yeah dude if you'd like to vote on who won this bumper sticker contest in each of the categories there will be a poll that is going up on the chuckle sandwich channel which is a podcast that i run here with charlie and schlatt and you can vote there and also while you're there consider subscribing to the podcast it's a good time we do it we release it every week bye thanks for watching us look at and create some terrible bumper stickers folks see you around baby time i am very proud to say that this 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Length: 19min 39sec (1179 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 26 2021