THE GOD OF WII BABYSITTING

hello everybody and welcome back to the Nintendo Wii you know what they call me the pacifier starring Vin Diesel I've always been good with kids that's because I love him so much so I decided you know what why not take it up to the next level today and I went out and I purchased something this is a child that is wrapped in in cellophane this is a game called babysitting mama it's one of the spin-offs of The Cooking Mama series you know that the game that uses your Nintendo switch to mine cryptocurrency they made a babysitting spin-off and it comes with a baby so we're gonna bust this open luckily I've brought some resources to carve into this baby and we'll see what happens hope I'm not step in the baby right now if you stubby they'll be unfortunate there's [ __ ] candy in here there's [ __ ] there's [ __ ] far and [ __ ] candy in here again and it's and it's Japanese we've graduated from the British [ __ ] oh my god what does that say if la hello I don't no one in this household is named infla this is the this is the child that will be fathering this one looks like a Twinkie I don't know what any of it says weebs do your work that's good it's like pound cake it's really good I gotta say I'm not too confident about any of this other [ __ ] so I figure we'll get into the game and I'll maybe I'll eat the rest of these candies as we continue maybe I'll feed something to my new son was that supposed to be cute or scary remove the Wii Remote from the Wii Remote jacket before okay got it before placing Wii Remote into the doll into the doll what the [ __ ] holy [ __ ] I thought that your I thought that was just a toy oh this is vile there's a little pouch here we put holy [ __ ] I was not expecting that I've got a cyborg now oh this is so much more [ __ ] up than I thought I've got a baby with a [ __ ] controller coming out of it you know I wasn't really expecting to do anything like this today we control the entire game with the nunchuck I guess okay let's do babysitters guide first I need to know how the game works there's that everything's [ __ ] locked how am I supposed to learn how to babysit this [ __ ] the holy [ __ ] oh god that that is that is so absolutely morbid things Nintendo never thought through the fact that you could hang the baby well I hope you guys buy my merch cuz this [ __ ] isn't getting monetized I love the juxtaposition of the happy music to happy cooking mama atmosphere superimposed on a baby hanging via of a wiimote nunchuck string you know those funny mugs that say world's okay is dead that's me okay we're gonna do babysitting let's choose a baby alright I'm going with youto mainly cuz he's the only one here so this is the game mode about cradling the the baby I guess he's upset and we just got to calm him down a little bit make sure you make sure you shake the baby what oh don't shake the baby okay holy [ __ ] it's crying oh [ __ ] what does it sound like that you should see the guttural - absolutely guttural disgusting noises that are coming out of the Wiimote hey I did it still going he's still going can I hold him like this can I hold him like this alright I guess this is the game on about feeding this thing milk you want some Dasani water what am i doing it Am I am i doing it right so you gotta press the nunchuck stick forward I guess drink that what did I do what'd I do give it a little bit of thrust a little bit of thrust what am i what's the what's the [ __ ] time's up did I do good or bad what was that alright Wow take a sip oh the burping gamemode the only time when assault is permissible Oh Lord here we go baby pet the baby gently on the back I didn't shake it cooking mom I didn't shake the baby stop shouting baby I'm not shaking the [ __ ] baby I'm just burping the goddamn thing I treat the baby the way I want to oh it's a rhythm game okay no you have to hit it okay [ __ ] you suck my dick I want to try another one of these Japanese candies before I do anything else [ __ ] you 5:43 in the morning Suns coming up I have a [ __ ] toy baby attached we have nunchuck but can I just hang it I have something I have a mount on the wall I'm just gonna I'm just gonna leave him up there for a bit while I try new candy all right allow me to try the next batch of Japanese candy don't laugh nothing's funny about that [Music] crying I don't know this is this is hello kitty Brendon hello kitty Brandon's neck whatever it is maybe some of you Japanese people can help me out where's this doesn't matter going in it's not bad but it's like weird that the inside is moist and it's some flavor I can't say I'm too big a fan though so I'm not gonna finish this one holy [ __ ] I dropped it well there she went alright let's slide this back in this is the rhythm game about hitting the back of a baby we just gotta burp it you know I hit it that was that I didn't [ __ ] that up I'm not hitting it hard enough I guess Miku Cooking Mama silver metal alright this is the last stage and I guess it's about rocking it back and forth like like to simulate a cradle keep going yep did it I already did it the [ __ ] you talking about dude it's it's stop shouting I'm tilting it [Music] I am doing it just like mom I'm doing it just like mama I'm doing it just like mama I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry cookie mom I won't shake the baby shoe that the only way I know how this is the only way I know how come on come on come on come on stop crying oh I got a bronze medal is that good oh it's a silver medal the baby's still [ __ ] crying all right I'm gonna try another candy I am the least confident in this that's the weirdest that you'd expect it to be like flaky and and leave residue on your fingers but it doesn't now this one ain't it this one isn't it my suspicions were confirmed that sucked is that it are there only four game modes there's only four game modes in this entire thing that's kind of disappointing to be honest not that I want to play any of them but like I mean I feel like I've been gypped a little bit at least I get to keep my memories right I get to see all the fun I had with baby Yuto ah when I spilled Dasani down his throat ah yes when I [ __ ] assaulted him oh there's one mark there's one more that the game doesn't want to show you it's it's one baby Yuto [ __ ] hung himself we'll go back to babysitting we'll run through everything one more time why not I'm gonna get more than 51 points I'm gonna get a hundred points beautiful oh yeah I'm killing it no I'm killing it I'm killing it I'm not shaking the [ __ ] baby yeah [Music] I'm not shaking the [ __ ] baby that's where that's your opinion [ __ ] okay I think I did really good that time [Music] attaboy attaboy attaboy daddy's here baby Yuto Oh baby he's sucking that [ __ ] down he's like an Irishman Oh oh my God all of its going down all of its going down that that bitch's gullet oh I almost got the [ __ ] that's a gold medal that's a gold medal cooking mama [ __ ] here we go here's the burping level yes yes one more this one is unbelievably difficult I genuinely don't understand how this one worked last time [Music] the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] am I doing wrong what the [ __ ] am I doing wrong what I'm doing it exactly just like mama shut the [ __ ] up shut the [ __ ] I don't know what I'm doing this is gonna ruin my chance there's a ruining my [ __ ] chance [Music] [Applause] sorry if there's anybody watching whose baby hung themselves that's not the intention let's do the kick head this is a green kick head it might be a green tea or something I don't know but look what it says look what it says on the back you seeing this good job I must be doing something right sorry I hit like that what are you gonna do kill me this one not bed not sure what the taste is not sure what the flavour is but I do enjoy it the game is is very shallow that's my review of the game the game is very shallow the gameplay is is 25 percent completely utterly broken the the other 75% is not fulfilling in the slightest and maybe I want to play this a different kind of baby except this [ __ ] [ __ ] ass Yuto who keeps crying over nothing you know maybe I want to play with a better baby can I get a better baby no I don't know why don't let you play with more babies they let you still like the baby in the beginning but it's only that [ __ ] stick Yuko and there's a two-player mode and I wish I had someone to play it with but there's no one here oh oh [ __ ] it's just a chocolate chip cookie chocolate in the middle completely filled with chocolate filled with chocolate holy [ __ ] that's good this one's the last one lipo lipo lipo cream egg cookies durian flavor is durian the the like really shitty smelling spikey fruit oh okay alright yeah this answered my own question holy [ __ ] that's disgusting oh [ __ ] oh that's bad I have to eat the whole thing it wouldn't be funny if I didn't [Music] that was the most vile thing I've put in my mouth in years and and and think about that that's me saying it [Music]

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Id: ToD4O8Mv83o

Length: 13min 54sec (834 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 29 2020