Trying the World's Strongest Alcohol

[Music] can we drink this oh it's just fuel it's just hi i'm chad what's your name dece hello everyone welcome to video today we've searched far and wide at every corner of the edge of the earth and parts of the globe to find bottles of liquor but not just any bottle of liquor liquor that might kill us that's right that's right and my name is dees yeah so we have alcohol from all over the globe that scales up to a very high lethal percentage but we're gonna start small with some motor oil don't worry it's only uh 40 gin it just looks like this it says made in italy it has a hashtag a hashtag engine pure organic gin number one we're gonna pace ourselves no no we're not we're not doing nothing too much there we are because once we get into the uh the really fatal stuff hey bye hey the shirt cool shirts fatal link on screen what's the code chat cold ones my name is dece this one is 40 and it cost 57 australian dollars good consistency nice and clear shut the [ __ ] up cheers [Music] the [ __ ] was that yeah good taste good texture just tastes like gin nothing special all right not bad it's gin it's cool all right nice bottle nice drink nice flavor good grug all right put this one behind us chris and bring us to the next one i reckon so this next drink is a hinata small batch japanese gin it's 47 and it costs 149.99 australian dollars 100 what are we rich it's a cool bottle but like is it worth 140 dollars like uh an urn or something i'll put your ashes in here when we're done with it let's see if it tastes as sweet as it looks it looks like some [ __ ] you'd see in your grandmother's liquor cabinet it's got us a nice floral design i'll try to switch that off i'll give it a crack oh you're stronger than me it smells like flowers that's not a shot listen we have how much [ __ ] do we have to go this is what are you trying to kill us what is this percentage 47 percent what the [ __ ] is shit's jumped up seven percent already hey before we came in here he was saying let's not even drink it yeah he was like let's just test taste it cheers cheers grandma's floral grog mmm that's actually a really good gin wow it's got a weird aftertaste yeah kind of tastes a little bit like sambuca it's like they've snipped the top of the carrot off just chuck the green bits in this is good this would probably be my new favorite bottle of gin this is good what tastes like [ __ ] hog [ __ ] no it doesn't it tastes alright my name is dece next up we have a classic smirnoff vodka it's the blue 100 proof version it's 50 alcohol and it costs 79.99 australian dollars i've never seen a rare blue smyrna me neither we do have some bottles that you can't legally get in australia and that we did commit fraud we legally can't buy it here but how did how did you import it is it legal or what i think that if customs had seen it they would have seized it okay finally finally blue smirnoff what's regular smart of 40 42. this is triple distilled and 10 times filtered through hardwood charcoal 100 proof vodka with equally smooth and full bodied finish so it's just more expensive more alcohol vodka my name is dece chad what are you doing what are you free pouring it vodka okay what is it okay he's familiar with what vodka is so this one doesn't matter even though it's the highest one we've done yes oh that goes down easier yeah wow that's better than yeah that's better than regular spoon off i would not pick that that's higher dragon that's because it's i think it's filtered whatever it is it's higher quality that makes it smoother all right what's next on the list all right next up we have a 52.9 highland park 17 year old single malt scotch it costs 400. it's limited edition i like that there's only 28 000 bottles of this and it's 17 years old and it's in a wooden case nice scott you spoiled us mate names then gave they to noon and twilight morning they named shut up is this a biblical bottle of alcohol i don't know what the [ __ ] that means don't break it it's my name is dc look at the dick okay oh it's the same just dog [ __ ] it's a bunch of palms it's a bunch of horse [ __ ] oh that's nice remind you of the hollow foil yeah i like that [ __ ] you scott for spending so much money the bottle is a solid glass it's got a raised front very nice [ __ ] it let's do it distilled in highland park why is he free pouring all of them like what is what's the deal because like look how much he's poured into mine but funny cheers i'm poor on the next one [Applause] smokey yeah put some fire in your belly what's that funny thing chad said in one of those episodes red belly red belly red belly [Laughter] smokey whiskey i don't think it's worth 400. you're paying for the packaging not the actual whiskey the next up we have a 55 troma cinco cinco still blanco tequila oh this was 110 chad's not free pouring this one [ __ ] that this looks syrupy these nuts it looks refreshing yeah this is a bottle look there's not much to say about this it's made in who gives a [ __ ] let's drink this sucker all right you're the one that wanted to spend 20 minutes [ __ ] on ah this one don't have a pamphlet or a box oh really i hate to kill you no yeah that was ironic this bottle sucks look it wobbles wait does it oh yeah it's got a rounded bottom i think that might be on purpose though for what what purpose does that serve easy to fall off the shelf at the bar no i don't know let's put that away okay before you hurt yourself all right on the count of three say your favorite mr beast friends three two one trial james god damn it all right oh [ __ ] that'll make anyone a model it tastes exactly how you expect there's nothing like i don't know it's made out of a cactus frog check how you feeling i'm a two out of ten buzz i'm more than that next up we have a 2005 transcontinental rum line barbados 13 year old cass carson 13. the 240. 59 alcohol when you're trying to hit your your word account for an assignment i wish i could say that normally that would be almost funny when you're trying to get the word count for yourself oh it's a rum rum drinkers beat their wives this [ __ ] got a whole boat on it aged in europe for two years aged in the tropics for 11 years why'd they move it little barbados bubble bubble perfect bubble these nuts can't say it smells vanilla-y like vanilla extract a little bit don't just smell like that yeah pretty smooth actually yeah not bad at all for 59 i think um that's because before this we did the tequila that's sort of a scary one if you're drinking that on the night you didn't know yeah they got really good in a cocktail that's good all right what's the next on the list scotch so the next one is a sheer villa 14-year emb plumber continental aged cast strength rum this one is 64 and cost 260 dollars it's 64.8 yeah we're getting serious now there's no more fluffing around here what does this one look like anything cool ah it just looks like a bottle of [ __ ] you know what it looks like that looks like it should be in a hospital i'd describe prescribed oh my god i'm drunk i have this bottle of rum your waist already what the [ __ ] does that mean you're wasted already let me brush your hair oh i love that sound why is this one so clear let's get that medical grade plumber [ __ ] boys i mario be drinking uh easier than the tequila still yeah still a little bit i don't know what to tell you there's no flavor to that like that one had a vanilla that had banana that had a better flavor this just tastes like i don't like nothing so next up we have a stag junior barrel proof straight bourbon whiskey and this one was 299 and it is 67 alcohol distilled aged and bottled by buffalo i doubt that george t stag was born in kentucky in december 19 18 35. no one gives a [ __ ] how much did you say this was scott 65 they're different every bottle that's why it's like handwritten on there that's kind of cool oh check this out oh i love that sound what's this one like camera stuff oh i don't smell anything oh i feel like i'm getting lit sorry what was this dude's name again oh yeah george t stag [ __ ] him let's try out the old george stag hey the george stag legend we'll see if he's legend [Music] that's good i'm gonna chase it because it's 65 but it's good pewdiepie would like that so how are you guys feeling um i'm trying to gauge how far away it's catching up yeah if we sat down for 10 minutes would we then feel like oh okay i'm even more drunk all right boys it's the top four this is a jade terminus oxygenate absinthe 199.68 alcohol oh no that sounds good look at the bottle that seems like some [ __ ] that they'd be having as like ceremonial [ __ ] this [ __ ] got a cork in the middle bro hey prezzo put the hammer bros on screen why would you put a cork in absence you're not aging absence absent put the hammer bros in on screen again oh there we go max i hope you like cork look it works hey put the wiggler from mario walking past the front there where's the absence bottle it's right in front of you oh [ __ ] provide a drink rest in peace robin williams you're a real one cheers ah mmm licorice yeah it's got like that initial disgusting and then it's just like you've had a bit of licorice yeah yeah at the end let's have another one that's [ __ ] busting chad one more chad has one i would not i'm a real man facts comment below chad's the biggest man on the show are we getting a drink man hey don't you have a flight at 6am caught a drunk flight before um i have one more shot with me chad we're going yeah chad you have numbers come on bro i have a little bit of absence in your life fathers as they be getting lit on the absent whoa i think that one's more dangerous in terms of that's the highest one so far and it's not the most disgusting if you do it without ice it is all right i think i should have done three of those there are comments on the vids and they're like hey they haven't been drinking as much lately [ __ ] you guys how do you have a drink i think that's just 16 year old kids being like hey man i can drink you under the table bro let me on the show fly and fly me out there bro man i'm from siberia i've yeah let me come on the show i'm from the bermuda triangle can i come on the show next up we have admiral vernon's jay the admiral who the [ __ ] is admiral vernon why does it look like a tiki mask oh [ __ ] it was 60 dollars i had to import it because no i there was only one website that would sell it to australia and it's 75 alcohol that is [ __ ] up oh you reckon at the admiral's ever ever met george stagg it feels cheap but how much is this they're only 60 bucks yeah this is that [ __ ] they've made with motor oil and [ __ ] that they just the admiral literally brewed this in his shed oh my god this is on his ship he was like i have a bit of [ __ ] fuel left that smells like some spices from my cupboard legit why what's this thing okay or the uk market only yeah dude all these have black sticker dots on the back of them is that because we're not meant to have them this is literally a sting that goes over this thing yeah if you can manage to peel it off it's kind of hard it says for the uk only there's like i just put a sticker on it man they were customs won't [ __ ] know all right are you ready for this let's see what you scallywags was drinking on the [ __ ] ship holy [ __ ] man if i was in the uk i wouldn't have a job or anything great let's see how flammable [ __ ] oh it's just petrol are we able to put this in our body i guess uk [ __ ] built different scott this is the [ __ ] i put in my [ __ ] missing cube all right let's do it let's see what the admiral is all about cheers all right the admiral may you can say rest in peace he's probably dead oh oh my god i like that that was good tastes like eggnog yeah do you know this bottle has 53 standard drinks in it yeah that one's a dangerous one i would do a shot of this over the tequila if you put that and a thing of just shitty vodka next to me i'd be like the vodka's [ __ ] disgusting yeah that would be like that's fine sorry what percent is that one 75.5 75.5 you could literally put this in like i like a lawnmower it would run 52 7 drinks you die right if you drink this bottle you die let's go take it to a house party and just pour it in the [ __ ] punch let's just go kill people with guns enough killing what's next on the list okay we're now up to number two on the list which is a stro 80. can i just say the further we get up the list the less syllables scott is saying it's a stroke it's 80 it was 90 i'm pretty sure this is what they put around the necks of saint bernards said if you got lost in the mountain ah sorry a 90 bottle and that is what percent 80 okay high strength alcohol warning rapid or excessive consumption can cause injury or death [Laughter] [Music] holy [ __ ] [ __ ] 80 sorry is that actually what this is it's in the [ __ ] name i feel like sorry yeah i phased out a reality for a second oh my it smells like actual petrol yeah that is fuel that's just for like a like an airplane or car let's just see how flammable this one is it's flammable because i think it's prime uses for lighting fires secondary uses for drinking why is so funny when you trunks i feel high no is that the absence it looks toxic this is like a red pink oh it's melting the ice like the ice is like you're holding a lighter to it it's just melting let's do it let's just do it cheers cheers this one's the shoe nice that's a monster that's a glass of water but you're gonna need it all right here we go eighty percent chase it straight away sorry scott the chaser did nothing the aftertaste smells like i've been at the petrol station jason did nothing oh that feels like yeah yeah i feel like i'm pumped that belongs in a [ __ ] machine well don't burp don't burp don't burn i don't know what the [ __ ] comes after that death i'm kind of cloud nining i'm kind of pretty good chad remember we're not on ground floor i'll be very scared i'm not high i'm drunk okay the final bottle this is the belteon 96. that sounds like a boss that sounds like the final boss it didn't have a type of liquor it just says pure spirit what the [ __ ] are you saying it's beyond comprehensive it's descended past liquor status 96 this [ __ ] boston this is like goku's [ __ ] final form when he becomes ultra instinct this is like when goku fermented the senzu beans in his garage boy it's kind of fitting that it's just like normal super plain just looks like a bottle of water it's got a very basic caution sign on it that says do not drink wait what undiluted oh we got chases can we drink this i think it's made for cooking i feel like you should need a license to buy this oh yeah that's a bonfire like that [ __ ] on fire yeah i'm about to this is a good shot of the grug [ __ ] i forgot about the open lid do not do this good shot good shot i almost just set off an explosiveness making a molotov oh this is all flammable [ __ ] listen my name is diesel you ready yeah i'm not hey listen if susan's watching hey kids don't do this we've been training our whole lives for this [ __ ] there you go that's yours mate i didn't want any oh really i don't want to throw this out damn my clean glass let me drink it let me just have that yeah well let's say you're supposed to drink it down you're meant to drink it darling to belteon to belteon cheers that masked it just fine let's do another one that's kind of [ __ ] i don't taste any yeah me neither yeah let's do a shot there on top of that yeah this is a cleanse it does say you shouldn't do this at home you should not drink this undiluted just have a sit have one sip no no no no no there's no difference of sipping it and finishing it so true i'll drink to that let's go oh it's just fuel [Applause] it's just straight [ __ ] oh that's not like for him that's terps listen we made it to the end we defeated the final boss twice that's [ __ ] up that you can mix it with that amount of enough it went in my nose my name is diesel now that you guys have finished that i have one final even very powerful bottle what are you joking it's a bit i'm just kidding oh my god i was excited oh really thanks for watching boys one more shot before we go the admiral jay's spiced rum may the admiral keep brewing in the back of his [ __ ] ship i remember tasting better on ice how'd that taste shitty all of a sudden bruh i'm [ __ ] wasted oh by the way um these nuts [Music]

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Length: 18min 34sec (1114 seconds)

Published: Sun May 09 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/hanzdampfdampft]

Normally we would drink the Stroh 80 with Fanta .... as a 14 yo cause it’s the cheapest way to get hammered on the countryside ... or you use it like grandma: for baking only

[u/SquidCap0]

It tastes like a solvent. 80% is about as strong as you can get that has still some taste, above that it is just an industrial cleaner.