- Hi everyone, thank you for coming and welcome to the "Roast of the Sidemen." [audience cheering and clapping] First up today, we have
none other than Callux. [audience cheering and clapping] - Sh*t. - Boys, thank you for having me back. - Yes. - I love you all, so
please don't forget that. And big disclaimer. These are all jokes. - Oh god, that's not a good start. - 2023. - Different time now, man. - It's been three years
since the last Sidemen Roast. And Simon, off-camera you
still have no friends. [people in room laughing] Global superstar, KSI, still hanging around with these gimps. [audience laughing] KSI, as we know, stands for Knowledge, Strength, and
"I've never hugged my dad." [people in room laughing and clapping] [KSI laughs loudly] Big Ethan, congrats to
you and Faith on the baby. In shock, you've named it
after something you can eat. [people in room laughing] I just thought you'd
name it after something that you liked eating. [people in room laughing] Like German hookers. [people in room chuckling and groaning] - Oh! - I didn't see that coming. - Oh! - I'm gonna get it in the neck for that. [audience laughing and murmuring] - Harry's still with us, which is good. [people in room chuckle] Harry's the only person
in the entire world to have both a private jet
and crippling depression. [people in room laughing] At least you and your sister can now join the Mile High Club in peace. [people in room groaning] I don't blame him, that
girl can [censored]. [People in room exclaim] [people in room laughing and exclaiming] - This is outrageous. This is nuts. [audience exclaiming] [people in room laughing] - Look at Deji's face. [people in room laughing] - Oh, this is outrageous. - Rosie the Grip Reaper. [people in room laughing] - When does it end? [KSI laughing] - The Grip Reaper. - Vik, I love you, and I'm
very sorry for this one. [people in room groaning] - Oh no. - Honestly, I am. But
you're actually a [warped]. [people in room laughing] - He's just weirdly
selective about what he does, it went from Minecraft to,
now, under 18 DJ nights. [people in room laughing] It's just weird. It's weird. It's weird. No, no, no. But jokes aside,
Harry, it's very kind of you to have lent your jet
to Vik the other day. Destination, Epstein's Island. [people in room chuckling] Simon's dog apparently hates him and never wants to spend time with him. As does Mushu. [people in room groan and laugh] [KSI shrieks] - Not again. - Not again, man! [audience member laughing] - F*cking hell. - Freezy, good to see ya. Hair's still thinning nicely. [people in room laughing] - Friendly fire. - Why's there friendly fire? [people in room laughing] - Cheers. - No one's safe. But honestly,
it's giving me, like, Prince William vibes in three years. Anyway, Harry Pinero, is he here? - Nah, he didn't make it. - He backed out? - Yeah. - Oh. I was gonna say that, um, it's good that he came here on his
own today. Congratulations, he finally managed to step
out of Chunkz' shadow. [audience groans] Evidently not. [audience Chuckles] We're here, we're here! But, but, fair play, it's
a big f*ckin' shadow. It's hard to get out of. [audience laughs] - Ah, nah man. [chuckles] - I've noticed that Freya isn't
here today. Um, I was ready. I heard she's still recovering
from last week's date night. Um, Josh and her went
to a lovely restaurant, and then Ellum took her back
and f*cked the sh*t out of her. [people in room laughing] - Oh my god. - They're both called Josh. - Just a random one. [people in room continue chuckling] Max Fosh, welcome to the big stage. I've got a story about Max. [people in room chuckling] - No one cares. [people in room laughing] - The other day, his family
charted a private jet, to go from England to
France, just for lunch. Like, literally, this is a
true story, this happened. They flew home in the
evening. Um, and here he is, one week later, pretending
to be normal and relatable. [people in room laughing] We all know what you are,
you f*cking Tory [censored]. [people in room laughing] Ethan's size has obviously changed a lot over the last few years. He's
in much better shape now. That shape being a large, ginger circle. [audience laughing] Simon is famously scared of fish, hence why Talia is never fully satisfied. [people in room groan and laugh] - Oh man. - Not again. Not again. [KSI laughing] - 10-7'd him again. [KSI laughing] - Ethan has f*cked more
OnlyFans models than HMRC. - Oh my days. [people in room laughing] - Have you had a joke yet? - No, I'm scared. I'm terrified. - And sorry to bring this up, I am sorry, you mentioned that you
considered ending it all. - Mhm. - That's funny, 'cause
I've also considered you ending it all. [people in room laughing] - Uh, one second. - Oh, he's got props. He's got props. [panel groaning] - Oh, we know who this one's about. [panel groaning] - Nah, Lux, please man. [giggles] Please. - One second, I just
need to find something. Where is it? Sorry, I'm
just looking for the bit where it says it's cool with Jesus if you go out and smash
Mayfair hookers all weekend. [people in room laughing and shrieking] Tobi, you must know where
it is. Show me, please. - I can't, ay. - No? - Ay. - He must under NDA like all
the other girls he's f*cked. [Tobi giggles] [audience laughs loudly] - Allegations. Allegations. [people in room chuckle] - Anyway, I've been Callux and- - Nah, right on. [people in room clapping] - Swear to God, you guys have been great. You're the best group on YouTube. There's no two ways about it. [audience clapping and mumbling] - I've never touched a ****** in my life. [people in room murmur and laugh] Taking the stage after that, we have the lovely BambinoBecky. - Right on. [people in room clap] - Good evening. - Why's she got milk? - Sorry, guys. Had to nip
to the shop on the way. Ethan, your dad says hello. [people in room exclaiming and laughing] The queue was very long,
to be fair. Can't lie. Do you know, I was just
as surprised as you when the Sidemen asked
me to do this roast. I was. Surely when it comes
to sh*tting on people, True Geordie's the expert. [people in room exclaiming] Thank you, thank you. For those who don't know me, I'm the girl that JJ threw money at
on the Sidemen Tinder. AKA, the only girl that
KSI's threw money at that didn't have to
sleep with him in return. [people in room exclaiming and laughing] Baby fever's hit the Sidemen,
congratulations Ethan. [people in room applauding] Speaking of babies, Jake
Paul recently announced Tommy Fury's baby before he did. I'm sure he'd do the same to JJ if the coat hanger didn't get there first. [people in room exclaiming and groaning] - Fair, yeah. Fair. - Fair play, fair play. [panel laughing] KSI, you've done so much in your career. If only one of your kids
was around to see it. [people in room laughing] Sorry, I'm so sorry. I've
exploited KSI too much. Like everyone else in the room. [people in room laughing] Anyway, Vikkstar123. I have seen that you've been
doing a few DJ sets lately. I can't decide what worries me more, You behind a DJ deck or a cockpit. [people in room chuckling] - Oh my God! [people in room laughing] Oy! [people in room laughing] - I'm sorry. They told me to
go in. They told me to go in. - Oh! Ugh! Ahh! Ahh! - A slow burn, we get it. [KSI shouting] - Oh my god! - F*ck. [chuckles] I recently found out Ethan
wasn't at his first baby scan. He was too busy making
another baking video with Elz the Witch. [people in room laughing] - The laughs make it worse. - Ugh. - This is gonna be a long day. [panel laughs] - Okay, anyway, Louis Theroux was part of making JJ's documentary. I've actually heard he's making
one on Ethan at the minute. My belly don't jiggle-jiggle, it folds. [people in room laughing] Moving on. - Please. - Hey, come on, man, there's other people. [people in room laughing] - Oh wait, there's more,
there's more, sorry. Joshua. [Josh laughs] People say Josh would be
nothing without the Sidemen. [people in room laughing] I spoke to Jaackmaate the other day. He a massive fan of the
Sidemen, especially you, Tobi. - Oh, God. - In fact, when he got his teeth done, he asked for the Tobi special. [people in room laughing] [bright bell ring] Interestingly, when I done
some research for this, I discovered Harry Wroetoshaw
has an artistic streak. - Okay. - Autistic, sorry. [people in room laughing] Sorry. Sh*t. Harry's brother won a private jet. - Yeah. - But I'm sure it's not
the highest he's got with his brother. [people in room laughing] [KSI laughing] Simon looks like a lanky
millionaire sex offender. [people in room laughing] - Oh, that's sticking init? That's the new one, isn't it? [people in room chuckling] Oh, f*ck. - JJ, when's the next
prime flavour coming out? Simon needs a video idea. [people in room chuckling] - Fair. - What's good, more like,
what's good about his podcast? Absolutely nothing. [people in room laughing] I've got a good joke.
This one's actually good. What do the Sidemen's
fast food chain Sides and their YouTube channel have in common? They only work because of CHiPFAT. - Oy, that's sick. [people in room laughing and applauding] Oy, oy. - Ay, Chip, we love
you. We love you, Chip. - Edit me to look good. Thanks, man. Not too long ago, JJ dodges
a kiss from Astrid Wett at a press conference. If only he was as good
at dodging his dad's belt as a kid. [people in room make shocked noises] Thank you, everyone. [people in room applaud] - Thank you. [people in room cheer] - Boys, boys. Are we still alive? - I'm finished. I'm getting lashes. It's crazy, the mic's over here but all the roasting is down there. [Josh sighs] - We're getting smoked. - Next up, the legend
himself, Mr. Stephen Tries. [people in room cheering] - Jeez. - The drip's looking immaculate. - He's here for business. - Some great roasting so far. I haven't witnessed such a nasty put-down since Deji's dog got incinerated. [dog bark] [people in room laughing] - . [people in room laughing] I read that the Sidemen
are opening a hotel. Will guests have to do all
the work there as well? - Oh. Oh. - That was a good one. [people in room laughing] - What's worse is it's this video - Ethan is the face of Gymshark
and also the bingo wings. [people in room laughing] Ethan is now a father. - Aw f*cking hell. [people in room laughing] F*cking hell, man! - Ethan is now a father, but
the pregnancy wasn't easy. "Will you still find me
attractive with stretch marks and saggy ****?" "I will" said Faith. [people in room laughing] - Goodness me. - Ethan made a documentary. [people in room laughing] Ethan made a documentary
about him running a marathon. Exhausted, fed up, and wanting
to quit after five minutes, I eventually made it through the video. [people in room laughing] In the documentary, we learned that when Ethan was at his heaviest, he almost killed himself. What did you do? Film a mukbang video? [people in room laughing] Josh said he tired of being called boring. Yeah, you f*cking look it, mate. [people in room laughing] Josh is so old and dry
I nearly mistook him for the Queen's ashes. [fuzzy buzzing sound] [people in room laughing] Josh is often described
as YouTube royalty. Unfortunately for him,
they mean Prince Andrew. [people in room laughing] But the Sidemen do remind
me of the royal family. Rich, powerful, and Harry
can't wait to f*cking leave. [people in room laughing] - That's fair. - Vik, before the Charity Match, you told me not to make
any p**dophile jokes. [people in room laughing] I think we both know where this is going. My favourite member of
the Sidemen is Vikram, or to give him his full
name, Vik rams kids. [people in room laughing] Vik has a little gym in his house, [Tobi laughing] Oh no the poor boy's hand
cuffed to the radiator. [people in room laughing] - You caught that didn't you? - I got it early [people in room laughing] Vik was a talented pianist
until he was banned from touching A Minor. [people in room laughing and clapping] Vik is getting married. I'm so excited for the bride and groomer. [Tobi gasps] [people in room laughing] - Oy! - It doesn't stop. [people in room laughing] - Vik's wedding is going
to be a black tie event. Bad news for Harry, he
hates both those groups. [people in room laughing and exclaiming] - Wow. - Vik's a DJ. That's not the roast, um- [people in room laughing] DJs are known for scrubbing records. So Vik has had plenty of practise when wiping his hard drives. [people in room laughing] Vik's got a great goal
in the Charity Match. Harry hadn't seen such a ruthless finish since his ex left him. [people in room laughing and groaning] In the Sidemen, Harry ticks all the boxes, according to an autism expert I spoke to. [people in room laughing] - That was coming. - Harry's ex broke up with him because she wanted something
he couldn't give her. What was it, eye contact? [people in room laughing] Don't worry, Harry. Unlike the weight you
gained over lockdown, nothing lasts forever. [people in room laughing] - Oh, wow. - Tobi is a religious man. The only thing holier
than him is the pillow he f*cks each night. [people in room laughing] - I'll take it over prostitutes bro - When people go for penis enlargements, they hold up a picture of Tobi's nose. [people in room laughing] - Aw, God. No, not like this. Not like this. Not like this. Tobi, if you did cocaine, you'd snort verses, not lines. [people in room laughing and exclaiming] - Aw, God. - Tobi has a good boy reputation, but did you know he once
got stopped by the police for having a concealed weapon in his nose? [people in room laughing] [gun cocking noise] What's the difference
between Simon and his views? Simon's engaged. [people in room laughing] Simon is a big fan of leads. Good news, I think Deji has a spare one. [people in room laughing and exclaiming] - The dog. - The dog's gone. [people in room laughing] - Oh, no. [people in room laughing] Simon has a kids charity called MM7, or as Vik pronounces it, "Mm, 7." [people in room laughing and clapping] - That was good. - That was my roast and it turned to him. - Oh my God. - KSI, how have you stopped
drinking, got a therapist, and become more of a [censored]? [people in room laughing] What's the difference between
KSI and a retail park? A retail park has pets at home. [people in room laughing and groaning] R.I.P. [people in room groaning] - The dog again. - Oh. Oh! - And the hamster. - And the hamster. - JJ, Prime is the most
tasteless thing you've produced since the [censored] face. [people in room laughing] - God ****. - Oh, no. [KSI groaning] - When boxing, JJ walks
out to his own music so his opponent's ears
are already bleeding. [people in room laughing] Hey Ethan, what was your
dad's walk-out music? [people in room laughing] JJ used to stream games with
his dad. Now it's just tears. [people in room chuckling] [KSI sighs] KSI was strongly anti-vax
until he realised he couldn't dodge a jab. [people in room laughing] JJ once said Trippie Redd
was his worst feature. Guess your hairline was a close second. [people in room laughing] - Fair. - He's just different with it. - Hearing JJ's music makes
me want to jump on a track at Euston Station. [people in room laughing] [train whistle noise] [KSI laughs] But seriously, JJ, the
biggest hit you've had was from your dad's belt. Thank you very much. [people in room clapping and groaning] - All right, next up,
I'm gonna need you guys to make some noise for
a very special guest. None other than the man, Iain Stirling. [people in room applauding] - F*ck, yeah. [KSI laughs] Wow. YouTube. [people in room laughing] Nice to be here. I though
you'd fill it, but- [people in room laughing] F*cking hell. Don't do a
stadium tour, Jesus Christ. [people in room chuckling] Just be an empty Wembley, CalFreezy in the corner, wanking. [people in room laughing] With his Harry T-shirt on. I normally do Love Island, so I'm normally, you know,
watching topless models making out in a villa. Now I'm roasting bearded
virgins making videos in their basements. [people in room laughing] Tonight on Nonce island! [people in room laughing and groaning] - No... - The boys are pretending to like Vik. [people in room laughing] - I like you, fella. - Thank you, thank you. - They like him, they like him. Oh wow, Josh is here, everyone. Yes. [people in room cheering] Josh, or Zerkaa. Yeah, man. Zerkaa, bro. [people in room laughing] What a cool name for
a guy in his thirties. [people in room laughing] Yo. Hey kids, ignore the grey
hair, I've got a Z in my name. [people in room laughing] - Ugh, Zerkaa looks like
he molested Vikkstar. [people in room laughing] We all know him as Tommy Tate from his absolutely
brilliant GTA Twitch streams, where he pretends he's someone else. [people in room laughing] Which is what his fiancé
does when she's f*cking him. [people in room laughing] - Fiancé? - Fiancé? - Fiancé? - What? Is it not fiancé, girlfriend? Married? You could be gay, I couldn't care. [people in room laughing] Literally, you're the
worst one. It was this- [people in room laughing] Researching, it was the worst bit. What have I got? Josh was voted the 9th most
influential online creator by the Sunday Times. - Was I? - Yeah. And the first
most boring [censored] by the YouTube comment section. [people in room laughing] Josh is what we call, in
the Love Island circles, a first-weeker. [people in room chuckle] - Yeah. - You don't have to worry
about Casa Amor, mate. [people in room laughing] - You walk up to that pool,
no one's stepping forward. [Tobi gasps] - Aww. - That was the cruel bit, wasn't it? [people in room laughing] - Simon! Yes! - Yeah! - For those that don't
know, Simon's got a podcast called What's Good, and
in case you're wondering, it isn't. [people in room laughing] It's bad. It's actually bad. [people in room laughing] It's like, really bad. - Aw he looked at you you disappointed. - I don't even know how
it's a joke, it's just like, f*ck, this is sh- so bad. [people in room laughing] It's just a boring guy that
looks like he works in a couch chatting to a fat [Warped]. [people in room laughing] - Bro! Bro! [people in room laughing] [KSI moaning] - He's not even here. - Oh Iain, Randall's not a p**dophile. He opens Pokemon cards on the internet. [people in room laughing] His YouTube channel
should be "MrSweatyBeast." [people in room laughing] - This is just abuse, bro. - Tobi? - Oh God. - Yeah, man. He's TBJZL. [people in room laughing] TBJZL. TBJZL. TBJZL. I don't know. [people in room laughing] Tobi's what you get if
you asked a blind person to make a doll of KSI. [people in room laughing] - It's back. It's back. My self-esteem. - Now listen, listen. Listen. [Ethan laughs loudly] Listen. Listen. I'm really sorry. I actually feel bad now. - No, no, don't. Keep going, keep going. - Okay, thank you. How
f*cking sweet are you? [people in room laughing] Never roasted someone
like, "You're so brave." [people in room laughing] They say the best thing you can do in life is make a living at your hobby. So I'm guessing it was Harry's
idea for the vodka brand. [people in room chuckling] - Fair enough, fair enough. - I'm joking, Harry doesn't
just drink all the time. He also takes loads of drugs. [people in room chuckle] If Harry's nostrils were as big as Tobi's, he'd be dead. [people in room laughing] - He's not wrong! - F*cking hell. - Now, listen, JJ, wow. [KSI sighs] KSI, the big dog. - Uh huh. - JJ's been very honest about
how his relentless drive for success hasn't brought him happiness. And I sometimes wonder,
what would JJ be like if he didn't have his
relentless drive for success, star quality, and stage presence. And then I was, I don't
have to think about that. I can just watch his
brother's YouTube channel. [people in room laughing and groaning] - Oh, no. - Oh, it's Deji! [people in room laughing] - That's rude! That's very rude! - Sorry. Listen, listen,
Deji's a sweet guy. Deji's got the DNA of KSI
and the charisma of Josh. [people in room laughing] - I'll take that, actually. [people in room laughing] - The one thing is though,
mate, you're a terrible dresser. It's f*cking wild. KSI dresses so much like a p**dophile, Louis Theroux wants to make
a documentary about him. [people in room laughing] Look at him. A boho Jimmy Savile. [people in room laughing and shrieking] - Oh, man. - Well done on the success of Prime. The only thing harder to get your hands on than a bottle of prime is Ethan's dad. [people in room laughing] - Poor geezer's out there somewhere. - Ethan goes to the gym
every single day to work out, why his dad left. [people in room laughing and groaning] Sorry, sorry. Two dads. [Ethan laughs] His stepdad left as well. [sharp wind sound] [people in room laughing] - So that's awkward,
actually, that's rough. Ethan, Ethan, after your second dad left, did you think, maybe it's me? [people in room laughing in shock] Thank you for having an old man. I don't understand
YouTube, but thank you all for having me. [people in room applaud] Peace. - All right, that was f*cking brutal. Open mic is cancelled, by the way, we don't need any more. [people in room laughing] Next up, the legend himself, Mr. Max Fosh. [people in room cheer] - Hiya. I'm Max, I'm the posh one. It's nice to be here. I haven't seen this many
leeches stuck to one ******* since my initiation at private school. [people in room laughing] Thanks for having me. Vik's here and making this line-up the same as my go-to PornHub search: 6 dudes and a tiny asian. [people in room laughing] You're a fan as well, nice. [people in room laughing] - Not saying nothing
else. That's him, not me. - Vik got engaged to Ellie last year. Have you seen her? He's punching so hard. It technically counts as domestic abuse. - Oh! [people in room laughing] - Ah! Vik has started working out. Specifically, working
out how to look taller than his girlfriend. [people in room laughing] No, Vik goes to the gym all the time to get bigger, although,
from the looks of it, it seems that he spends most of his time on the eyebrow machine. [people in room laughing] [panel laughing] Vik is a talented YouTuber, businessman, brand ambassador, is there
anything he can't do? Yep, wear a rucksack on the tube. [people in room laughing and yelling] - He'll get it in a sec.
He'll get it in a sec. [bouncy computer noises] Do you get it? [bouncy computer noises] [panel laughs] - I don't it. - Can you explain it to him? [mumbling] [laughter] - . - Deji's always been behind on trends. [people in room chuckling] - Harry looks like the kind
of guy who was breastfed until the age of nine. [people in room laughing] By his dad. [people in room laughing] Now Harry's the baby of the group, which is why JJ's so
keen to get rid of him. [people in room laughing and groaning] [KSI groans] Harry is from Guernsey. It's
the only place in the world where the most popular dating app is the family WhatsApp group. [people in room laughing] Zerkaa, you look like a rescue human. [people in room laughing] - Oy, that is mad. - What? - Nahh. [people in room laughing] - What? - Josh is like the Sidemen's appendix. It's weird-looking, I'm
not sure what it does, and it would be better
if we just got rid of it. [people in room laughing and groaning] Imagine your Make a Wish was
meeting one of the Sidemen and Josh turned up. [people in room laughing] - You need to stop. - Josh has actually been
banned from doing any more as the last time when he arrived, the kid turned over and pulled out his own life support machine. [people in room laughing] - No! - Simon Minter, 6 foot 2 inches. Those are two measurements. [people in room laughing] - Nice. - Simon recently proposed
to Talia. It was amazing. Normally the only time Talia
sees Simon offering her a ring is when she's pegging him. [people in room laughing] He got down on one knee,
which was new for Simon as at school, he was used
to getting down on both. [people in room laughing] - Tobi. Tobi's here. The Fresh Prince of *******. [people in room laughing] [soft hip hop music] - I'll take it, yeah. [KSI laughing] - Tobi looks like he's dressed
up as KSI for Comic-Con. [people in room laughing] Tobi, as we know, is a musician and he released a rap song
called "Destined for Greatness," which made it to number 31. [people in room laughing] [KSI laughing loudly] Keep chugging, pal, keep chugging. - Sh*t. - Don't laugh that much. - That's jokes - On a more serious
note, it's amazing, Tobi, to have such diversity in the group. It would just look wrong if
everyone was tall and talented. [people in room laughing and moaning] - So, short and talented? - Yeah, I'll give you that. I'm not saying that Tobi got a big nose but the last time he snorted
cocaine, he lost a table. [people in room laughing] - I'm booking the surgery,
man, I'm booking the surgery. I've gotta book the surgery. - I'm joking, Tobi doesn't do drugs, a single line would bankrupt him. [people in room laughing and ooh-ing] Now onto Logan Paul's
next scam victim, JJ. [people in room groaning] Yeah, your Prime contract a little tight after the old crypto-z
stuff, you feeling okay? - I mean, it is what it is. [people in room laughing] - JJ's music absolutely slaps but, according to his documentary,
not as hard as his dad. [people in room moaning] - There it is. There it is. - Oh no. - Nope. - In the documentary, JJ said
his biggest fear was failure. I would have gone for balding. [people in room laughing] - I just have a big forehead. - KSI's a boxer now.
Over the last few years, the only person who's been
involved in more swinging is his mum. [people in room make shocked noises] - That was unnecessary! - 'Cause she's f*cking other- - Okay, yeah. [people in room laughing] Great. - KSI's had a huge number of singles, as well as quite a few
girls in relationships. [people in room laughing] - Oh no. - Ethan has a lazy eye. [people in room laughing] - Bro is that it? - Ethan has a lazy eye. It's so desperate to go
off and do its own thing, he's nicknamed it Daddy. [people in room laughing and groaning] - Ethan is the only person I
know who addresses Father's Day cards "To whom it may concern." [people in room laughing] No, no, Ethan, he's a remarkable person. Ethan's the only person I know that when his delivery cyclist arrived, he's the one out of breath. [people in room laughing] Ethan didn't realise he had
a dad bod as he was unsure of what one looked like. [people in room laughing and aww-ing] But no, it's great, he's
now started his own family, Ethan's just had a baby, Olive, fantastic. It must be difficult to
know what to do as a parent, it's hard to follow in
your dad's footsteps when you don't know
which direction he went. [people in room laughing and groaning] Thank you very much. [people in room applauding] - Did anyone want to come up and slew us? - . - Oh, sh*t! - Alright, good. Ay ay ay ay ay. - Stretching, yeah? [people in room laughing] - Thank you all for coming,
thank you for watching. Hope you enjoyed it. [people in room clapping] - Ay yo, put your hands down, bro. - Do you wanna? - Come on, come on, come
on, come on, come on! [people in room applauding] - Okay. Huh? - . - Well, that's cool. Okay, all right. Yo, JJ, you're my hero, bro. [laughs] [people in room laughing] - Is that the roast?! - No, no, no. No, JJ, you achieved so much.
You achieved everything, but you just couldn't achieve, you know, your own family's love. [people in room laughing and yelling] [KSI groans] - It's from his family, though. - I know. - So, obviously, JJ left his
current girlfriend, like, they broke up. But the reason
why they got back together is because, f*ck me, I'm bad at this. [people in room laughing] [people in room applauding] All right, okay. So what I
was gonna say is basically, you know, JJ, he left his
girlfriend, they broke up, but I was gonna say that
the only reason why JJ was upset is because that's
the only girl that agreed to peg him. [people in room laughing] - The whole build up. - F*cking hell. - In case you guys didn't know,
my dog died, unfortunately. But, what I don't
understand, it's not fair because Ethan got to f*ck his dog and had a child with his dog. [people in room exclaim in shock] So I don't understand. - What the f*ck. - It's all right, I love Faith, sorry. [people in room laughing] - Hey! - Just saying that, any
of us could've got that. - But me. - This is my last one. Did you know that India brings
the most views on YouTube? So that's the only reason
why the Sidemen have Vik. [Harry groans] That's it. [people in room applauding] - Can we end this now before anyone else-? - Yes! End it! - All right, thank you.
Thank you all. Love you, bye. [people in room applauding] All right, we made it,
we made it, we made it. We made it. - Oh, jeez. - Well done, well done, well done. You need an extra [indistinct]. [upbeat electronic music]
He mentioned love island (and referenced it a lot) and did the "Tonight on Love island" voice:
"I normally do Love Island so I'm normally watching topless models making out in a villa now I'm roasting bearded virgins making videos in their basement"
There was even a Casa Amor reference 😂
this whole video killed me 😭😭😭
Timestamps: 19:52 - 26:45
His voice is so iconic